Lucy The Clown

by despicme95

Lucy can't help but try a new career rather than an AVL agent. She chooses to work as a clown as it fits her goofiness but things get out of hand.

2. Chapter 2

DM Lucy The Clown Chapter 2

Another actor in a prison-like outfit tiptoed toward the stuffed animals to swipe them. ''Look! It's Mr. Burglar!'' said a boy. ''OMG! He's taking all the toys!'' gasped Lucy. The actor was about to grab one of the merchandise when he saw Lucy charging directly towards him with a fierce look on her face.

''Get away from there, you little big-eyed creep!'' growled Lucy. She leapt up and wrestled the actor to the ground and brutally assaulted him with punches and banging him against the floor repeatedly. ''GOTCHA! RRGH!'' grunted Lucy punching him very hard. ''Mom, what are you doing?!'' gasped Margo. ''No, no, no, no, no! Lucy! Lucy! It's only an act!'' cried Gru. But Lucy wouldn't listen. The punching continued. The kids gasped in shock. ''She killed him!'' gasped a girl. ''Lucy, stop!'' cried Gru as he grabbed her, ''Stop!'' and he pulled her off. By now the actor was badly bruised and couldn't get up. ''Please look at my Medic Alert bracelet'' he groaned painfully.

Later Lucy drove home feeling exhausted in her three mode car which was painted white and had green, purple and pink polka dots and a makeup face with painted eyes and a red nose on the front. ''I'm so tired'' she moaned. ''Look, Mom, why don't you just give up being a clown and go back to being AVL agent?'' suggested Margo. ''I could, Margo. When I started this clown business I thought it'll be nothing but glory'' sighed Lucy. Meanwhile Gru talking to the Presscott family. in Mayflower. ''So, your wife got a new job as a clown?'' asked Perry. ''Oh, yeah, that Peter character makes a good teach'' replied Gru. Perry was suddenly horrified, ''Oh, no! My brother!'' he exclaimed. ''What?'' said Gru. ''His brother'' said Peter from behind.

''Oh, my! There's my brother-in-law!' said Patsy. ''Uncle Peter!'' thrilled Poppy. As she embraced her uncle, Gru exclaimed ''BROTHER?!''. Perry's relationship with his brother was similar to Gru's with his twin brother Dru. Gru sometimes got annoyed with his brother though Peter wasn't idiotic and childish like Dru. Back at the Gru residence, Lucy wanted to dress Margo up as a clown. Margo's clown costume was the same make up as her mother's. A yellow sleeved shirt with paint splats, purple pants with green stripes, pink shoes. ''Mom, I don't like it'' pouted Margo. ''Oh, Margo, come on. Don't be such a baby and remember to smile'' said Lucy as she helped Margo to put on her clown costume, ''Some people have hired us for a show''. Lucy and Margo headed off in Lucy's three mode car.

When they arrived, Lucy carried a reluctant Margo into the building who struggled and shouted. ''Margo if you won't be a clown, then I'm gonna have to force ya'' said Lucy. She tickled Margo under the armpits causing her shirt to lift. Margo's struggling and shouting turned to laughter. Shortly Margo was lined up with Lucy not looking forward to being in the show. ''Oh! I almost forgot'' said Lucy putting a rainbow wig on Margo's head, it looked just like hers. Margo sighed. It was going to be a long day. They entered a building where a group of businessmen were waiting for them. Some were lawyers, too. But they didn't look very happy. The leading businessman approached forward. He was middle-aged man with tight blue suit and ice-cold eyes.

''I' Daniel T. DiMaggio'' he said, ''I am hiring either of you to do a trick. Entertain us if you may. Will you ride a little bike through the loop? If you succeed, you can be rewarded as the top clowns, but if you fail, you will lose your career''. Lucy and Margo both gulped. A little while later, the men watched Lucy and Margo on a bike. Lucy rode with Margo sitting on her shoulders. Margo held onto her mom. They moved forward to the loop but then they started to wobble. Margo nearly fell and wrapped her arms around her Lucy's face, covering her eyes. ''I can't see you big banana!'' cried Lucy, ''Take your hands off my eyes Margo!''. Lucy and Margo kept going with their both of their Butt cracks sticking out. They missed the loop and ending up shooting up onto a table.

Lucy and Margo crossed the table from one to the other. Then they flew off the end onto a bar and crossed that onto a spinning chair, they spun around for a bit and landed on the floor again. Lucy headed for the loop again and this time, she and Margo went on the loop with ease. They flew into the air and landed on their feet. ''Ta-daaaaaa!'' chorused Lucy and Margo in unison. The men applauded and cheered. It was time for Lucy and Margo to go home so they made their way. ''That was no fun at all!'' Margo pouted to Lucy as her mom drove along. Lucy agreed knowing that her usual job as an AVL secret spy agent was much better. She remembered promising her parents that she was supposed to have this job for them after they were killed.

Lucy decided to give up being a clown and stick to what she was good at being. ''I think I should give up this clown business'' said Lucy defeatedly. Margo was shocked. ''I thought that's you wanted?'' she said. ''I promised my parents I'd be an spy agent for their sake and today made me realise being a clown is a lot harder'' sighed Lucy. When they got home, Lucy threw all of her clown stuff away. ''I'm done clowning around'' she said. ''I'm glad, Mom'' said Margo. Edith and Agnes came in. ''So are we!'' said Edith. ''Yeah, Mom! We like it when you and Dad work as spies and save the world'' added Agnes. ''Thank you, girls'' smiled Lucy.

The End