MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! CHIRITH HERE AND I HAVE A NEW STORY FOR YOU ALL!
This is a crossover fic, this is just for fun so please be gentle! I recently got into reading Negima and decided to write a crossover fic with Highschool DXD. This is more or less a way for me to have fun and to reduce the burnout and stress of having too many things to do! Lol! This idea came to me after three straight tequila shots and two shots of Vodka. Decided to give it a try so here it is! I hope you enjoy!
Mahora Academy is located in northern Tokyo. It currently has enough space for around 30,000 students from grade school to University, and it has enough space to be a small city. It is here that our story takes place.
A tired-looking teenager with brown hair and eyes around fifteen years old tiredly slumped on a desk while a beautiful-looking office lady sat by his side. A cup of hot coffee was on the desk in front of him while a risque magazine lay open beside it. "Having trouble fitting in?" A man in his late twenties to early thirties asked while looking at the teen.
"... I want to touch boobs..."
"I hope you won't abuse your new position, Professor's Assistant Issei Hyoudou,"
"Damn it, why Takahata?!" The teen revealed to be Issei Hyoudou, asked with an annoyed glare on his face. "This position is nothing but a hindrance to my plan to become a Harem King!"
"Well, it was the Dean's decision!"
"Do you know how many of my plans and dreams were dashed?! I wanted to build up my relationships like a goddamn harem protagonist as a student! Now, I'm..." Turning to the side where a stack of innocent-looking papers resided, the young man growled. Why did this have to happen to him of all people?! "I don't even have any qualifications to be an Assistant!"
"Well, with your unique situation, you are the only one near Negi's age and the Dean knows what he's doing," Takahata Takamichi said with a smile. "Besides, your job is to assist Negi with his duties and you won't need too many qualifications for that,"
"I can be professional," Taking a look at the folder inside his drawer, the young perverted teen pulled it out while taking a sip from his cup of coffee.
Negi Springfield.
10 years old
The homeroom teacher of class 2-A
English Professor of Mahora Academy
"But for a kid to be hired here... Doesn't this violate child labor laws or something?"
"Negi is a prodigy and the Dean is an old friend of his father,"
"I still don't like it. Kids like him should be acting like kids," Lowering his cup of coffee, Issei looked at the bangles around his wrist and the nail protector and ring on his left hand. "And this reeks of a goddamn harem plot development," Like lava, the envy of the teen erupted as he imagined himself surrounded by numerous archetypes of beautiful women.
"Well, if you have the time to get angry, why not follow me to class 2-A's classroom?"
"Sure, I have nothing to do anyway," Standing up from his desk, the young man hid his risque magazine back in his drawer before following the older male.
"As you know, the Dean's granddaughter is in class 2-A. The Dean dotes on her a lot and she is the daughter of a good friend of mine," Takahata said as the two walked on the halls of the girls' junior high. "There are also some notes on the other students in your file, and as you know, a member of the class is your roommate,"
"Yeah... I know," Issei whispered as he subtly closed his legs, trying to protect his family jewels at the reminder of his terrifying new roommate. Takahata chuckled as he remembered how Issei looked so excited to share a dorm with a girl his age only to see him terrified the next day.
"I like my junk in place, thank you very much!" Issei grumbled in English causing the older male to chuckle, getting reminded of a certain pervert. Thankfully, Issei was more... controlled. There was no way that the Dean would have hired him otherwise. Seeing some of the female students, he raised his head to look at them and show his inner harem protagonist charm...
They all ignored him and looked at Takahata instead.
"It seems like Negi has finally arrived," Takahata said, looking out the window. Issei followed suit and blinked as he saw a girl with orange hair tied into a pair of twin tails manhandling a kid with red hair and a backpack with...
'Is that a staff on his back?!' Issei asked more to himself at the sight of the kid. He was so shocked that he missed some words between Takahata and the redheaded kid and the orangette.
Following his senior, Issei carefully stayed a safe distance between him and the rather volatile orange-haired girl. For some reason, Issei felt something was off with her but not in a bad way... more as if there was something in her that would—
"Holy... shit..." With those words, the assistant to the youngest professor of Mahora Academy passed out with a stream of blood gushing from the nose.
The reason? A cute orange-haired girl somehow got stripped down to her underwear with a sneeze from the ten-year-old. A scream erupted from the girl's mouth while Takahata turned around and gently started to shake Issei awake to avoid looking at the semi-naked teen. The ten-year-old and the girl next to the Orangette looked at her...
'Woolen bear panties,' Thought the other girl as the Orangette covered her body with her hands.
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Standing in front of a desk inside a beautiful office, a group of four consisting of Issei Hyoudou, the girl with orange hair, a black-haired girl looked at Issei with a worried expression as he kept an ice pack on his nose, and the red-haired kid stood shyly in front of the Dean.
Listening to the conversation, Issei blinked as the black-haired girl pulled out a mallet from who knows where and smacked the Dean on the head. Dressed in the uniform of Mahora Girls' Junior High, the young woman in front of him was no one other than Konoka Konoe, the Dean's granddaughter.
"Here you go, is your nose alright now?" A hand holding some wet wipes caught his attention as Konoka Konoe stopped in front of him.
"Y-yeah... thank you," Taking some of them, the young man finished wiping the dried blood on his nose.
"It's fine, that's quite the nosebleed, I'm glad you're alright," Konoka smiled at him, happy to see him alright.
"I... isn't odd that a kid is doing the job of a teacher? And our homeroom teacher too!" Demanded the Orangette. Looking at her, Issei finally recognized her, Asuna Kagurazaka,
"Negi-kun, this will probably be very difficult for you. If it's too hard for you, you will have to return home. There are no second chances. Are you prepared to accept?"
"Y... yes! I'll do it! Please let me try!"
'Well, he is way more reliable than when I was his age,' Issei thought with a smile, looking at hot Negi Springfield standing resolutely in front of the dean.
"Hmm... Then it's settled. Well then, let's begin today! Let me introduce you to Issei Hyoudou, who will be your assistant for the probationary period," The Dean said, introducing Issei. For his part, Issei nodded at Negi with a nod.
"Nice to meet you Negi, I'm Issei,"
"L-likewise, Mr. Hyoudou!"
"Just call me Issei,"
As Negi was about to reply the door opened making Issei stop at the familiar person entering. A mature woman with a sizable pair of assets...
Boing
Negi's face was buried in the bountiful mountains of the beautiful Onee-san professor. Inside, Issei burned with the flames of jealousy. 'IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! NOT HIM!' He roared inside his mind, spacing out as he imagined countless scenarios of himself in similar situations.
"So, how was your first day in Japan, Negi?" Issei asked as he walked with Negi and Shizuka after both Konoka and Asuna went to the classroom before them.
"It's great! Things are different here compared to Wales but in a good way!" The young professor replied with a bright smile.
"Good to know, you're Japanese is superb, you must have prepared for this position a lot,"
"Y-yes! You see I want to be just like my father!"
"Was he a professor like you too?"
"Well... not really... but I just want to be like him one day!" Hearing this, Issei was reminded of his father, Gorou Hyoudou. It had been a while since he last saw his old man, around more or less than a year or so.
"That's a good goal, Negi," Professor Shizuka said with a smile towards the youngest professor of Mahora Academy. "Here, take the class roll. Will you be okay as a teacher?"
"I'm a little bit nervous," Negi whispered with a smile.
"Negi, this is our classroom," Issei said with a smile, pointing at a door with the sign 2-A on it. Seeing the younger boy look through the window at the colorful cast of students 'Some of those hair must be dyed!' Issei thought to himself, not that he could complain. "Wait, don't—,"
With a wince, Issei watched as a blackboard eraser hit him on the head, covering his hair with chalk dust and making him trip on the tripwire that released a chain reaction of traps. The traps sent the poor kid rolling towards the teacher's desk with several suction cup arrows on his body.
"Open that yet..." Issei said with a sigh, he forgot to warn Negi about a crucial fact that Takahata told him about. Class 2-A was the home of brilliant pranksters. 'This is going to be a very long several months, right?' Issei thought to himself as he saw the 2-A students swarm Negi to check up on him. Looking at the chairs, Issei saw some of the students stay in their seats and his eyes lingered on one of the empty chairs of the classroom just as Shizuka managed to have the girls return to their seats.
Issei winced as he saw the girls swarm the poor kid, the flames of jealousy were still aflame inside his heart but it was mostly overshadowed by the protectiveness he felt to the poor kid as he faced the swarm of possible Shotacons. Listening to the barrage of questions and the shy answers of Negi, a sweatdrop formed on the pervert's head as he watched Asuna pick up Negi and manhandle him again. He was about to move to stop Asuna—
BANG!
A hand slammed on a nearby desk, catching the attention of everyone inside the classroom as a beautiful blonde-haired Mahora Junior High student. While she was beautiful and elegant, Issei's newly created protective instincts regarding the poor child-teacher blared to life. Discreetly moving closer to Negi and hiding him from the view of the possible danger to his innocence, Issei raised his hands.
CLAP!
A powerful clap snapped the fighting cougars (trademark pending observation) out of their battle haze. "Go back to your seats!"
"And who are you?" The blonde asked, gone was the more relaxed attitude she showed towards Negi and it was replaced by suspicion.
"I'm Issei Hyoudou, sixteen years old and I am Negi's assistant,"
"And what are your classifications? I have not heard anything from you, unlike Professor Springfield,"
"Wait, so you're fine with a ten-year-old teaching but not a sixteen-year-old assisting him?! That's so unfair!"
"Heh, as expected of a Shotacon," Asuna whispered with a smug smile.
"Look, everyone please calm down and return to your seats,"
Issei sighed to himself as he looked at his reflection in the mirror. The tiring day was composed of a lot of paperwork, and other factors showed on his face. As his hand signed away at the numerous stacks of papers on his desk. "That man's son is here,"
Ignoring the ominous words of his housemate, Issei noticed the other resident of the dorm, Chachamaru Katakuri. She is a green-haired girl with strange earphones that look too futuristic.
"Issei," Chachamaru greeted, lowering a cup of coffee on the desk the young man currently used.
"Thank you, Chachamaru," Issei said with a smile, showing a certain fondness for her. Chachamaru reminded him of a certain friend of his, one that he trusted with his life and missed dearly. "Say, has Evangeline acted like this before?" Issei asked, looking at the room of the blonde-haired blue-eyed European.
Ominous laughter and the sound of bubbling liquid echoed in the otherwise quiet apartment.
"Master Evangeline has not," Replied Chachamaru as Issei took a sip of his cup of coffee.
"Relax, you little perv!" Blinking, Issei looked at the other member of the current dorm he was living in. A small doll that looked like a miniature version of Chachamaru. Said doll was sharpening a knife with a whetstone, Master won't act yet," She said with an unsettling grin. "She's just going to rough up that idiot mage's son,"
Hearing this, Issei just massaged his forehead in annoyance. Well, what he felt was coming true... Negi was going to cause him a lot of headaches in the future.
"The thousand Master's bloodline must pay!"
Hearing the shout of his roommate, Issei wisely pulled a pair of headphones on and played some music as he began to work.
As stated earlier, I just recently got into the Negima fandom so I might be misinterpreting things or some ideas might contradict what will happen later. Issei here is still a perv but he contains it because of his job and he has to babysit a child. It will be mostly light-hearted and fun. Why? Why not!? I was bored when I wrote this and I still haven't had any sleep in over 24 hours!
Issei is sharing a dorm with Evangeline A.K. McDowell, Chachamaru, and Chachazero. Also, Issei here no longer has Ddraig, why? It will be explained soon. He is only 16 years old, due to reasons as I have said before.
Since there are rumors of Juniors DxD becoming a Manga if I remember correctly, then there might be a fic with a Human Issei interacting with his Juniors.
Also, I have a question for you all, since I am writing a new DXD/Elder Scrolls fic (Yes, I am writing one again! Technically, I will rewrite my Skyrim/Oblivion/DxD fic Elders Scrolls V: Dragon-blessed chronicles) What class would a harem-seeking character like Issei would have from the standard Oblivion Classes?
Acrobat
Agent
Archer
Assassin
Barbarian
Bard
Battlemage
Crusader
Healer
Knight
Mage
Monk
Nightblade
Pilgrim
Rogue
Scout
Sorcerer
Spellsword
Thief
Warrior
Witchhunter
Also to those who read, liked, followed, and/or favorited my other DXD fanfics, don't worry. Fabled Hero of Destiny, Doomed Traveler, and its crossover version will still be updated, just taking a break and checking and making new notes for the next arc and chapters. I might revise some chapters to better suit some things and stuff but what won't change is that Issei already has Draco (his baby dragon) and Aegis (his Soul ally).
I will not be able to update things in a while since my family and I will be going on a vacation! Whooo!
Stay safe to all of you guys and gals out there, stay safe!
Merry Christmas and a happy new year!