Time passed quickly in Mahora Academy. Currently, one Issei Hyoudou groaned as he listened to the rants of a blonde-haired blue-eyed loli.
"What got your panties in a bunch?" Issei asked looking at the girl in front of him.
"The Thousand Master's son is here,"
"Thousand Master?" Issei asked, looking at the little blonde.
"Issei," Called out a green-haired girl dressed like a maid. She lowered a cup of coffee on the table. "Here's your cup of tea,"
"Thank you, Chachamaru,"
"Nagi Springfield, the Master of a thousand spells, hero of the magical world... and the bane of my existence!" Hissed the blonde as Issei looked at her with a raised brow.
"I don't know him," Issei said with a shrug before taking a sip from his cup of coffee.
"How could you not?! That idiot is popular in the magical world! What kind of mage doesn't know Nagi!?"
"You sound more and more like a fan of," Parrying a fork with his spoon, Issei continued, "of this guy,"
"Shut up! You insignificant insect!"
"Tsundere too!"
"Chachamaru! Kick him out of the house!"
"Understood, Master,"
"And that's my cue," Before Chachamaru could touch him, he gently lowered the cup of coffee before taking his bag and suit jacket. "I'll be back late tonight you three,"
"Take care, Issei,"
"SHUT UP AND LEAVE! YOU PERVERTED INSECT!"
"Don't forget to bring something interesting back!" A child-like voice came from the green-haired doll on the coffee table in the living room as Issei nodded.
"That guy is acting more and more like a combination of that pervert and idiot," The blonde gritted out as she remembered that day.
"You can come out now," Issei said with a nonchalant hum, turning towards a tree's shadow. "If you want to follow someone, make sure they can't sense you,"
"I see, it seems like I underestimated you,"
"You won't be the first or the last," Issei replied with a smile. "So, how can I help you?"
"I just want to know what kind of character you have. It's rare for a known pervert to be hired by Dean Konoe,"
"Is this the part where you threaten me not to harm anyone in the class? Because if it is, then I don't want my first job here to end up similar to a Shonen manga. I prefer to keep my life as Ecchi as possible,"
"Pervert,"
"Damn right!" Issei replied with a grin, his eyes discreetly glancing at some shadows nearby, "You know, we're not too different from each other. Want to train with me? I'll be gentle."
"No thanks,"
"Well, you better get going then, you're going to be late for your class,"
"Very well."
"Chi~ Chi~ Oppai~ Boing~ Boing~,"
The shadow watched as Issei disappeared into the city with a frown.
"He noticed us too," A shadow whispered. "Not bad,"
"I told you he's good,"
"Dean Konoe,"
An old man with bushy eyebrows and an impressive beard stepped out of the shadows, appearing as if he was some sort of mirage.
"While his nature is a bit perverted, he is a good person," With a gentle gesture, the shadows looked at the ground they were standing on, only to see a symbol of sorts, a bit dull but it hummed with 'life'
"When did he?"
"Interesting,"
"You know, I think we need to get you some hobbies, Negi," Issei said as he and Negi Springfield walked towards the classroom of 2-A, "I mean, working hard is good, but you need to do some other things too,"
"But Mr. Hyoudou,"
"Just call me Issei, Negi,"
"It's impolite!"
"I don't mind," Issei said with a sigh. "Besides, I'm supposed to be your assistant,"
"V-very well, Issei."
"There we go," Issei said with a smile as he opened the door to the classroom. "As I was saying," Using his suitcase, the young man batted a pair of arrows heading his way before sidestepping a falling eraser and kicking it toward a pink-haired girl with twin tails. "You need a hobby, why not try getting into mechas?" Issei said before throwing a chalk at another pink-haired girl, hitting her square on the forehead. "Also, Fumika and Fuka, you two will be going on detention later,"
"This means war!" One of the pink-haired girls shouted with a glare while nursing a small comically large bump on her forehead.
"Yeah!" Another less energetic voice cried out as she dusted some chalk dust out of her head.
"You girls are a thousand years too early," Issei said with a grin. "Speaking of too early, Since Negi here became a teacher at a young age, I hope you will help him find a hobby,"
"Very well, as the heir of—,"
"Kagurazaka," Issei called out, cutting off the blonde school representative. "You and Konoe will be in charge of helping Negi find a hobby,"
"Please, Assistant Instructor Hyoudou,"
"Yes, I'm Hyoudou," Replied Issei with a straight face before saluting someone who chuckled from the back.
"As the representative of this class and the proud Heiress of the Yukihiro Family, it will be my duty and pleasure to assist Professor Negi in his endeavors,"
"Thank you for the offer," Negi said with a smile.
"T-the pleasure is mine—,"
"Kagurazaka and Konoe will do it," Issei said in a tone that left no further disapproval from Ayaka nor from—
"Hold it there, perv! Why do I have to do this? I am busy too you know!"
"The way you and Negi act makes me think you two are related somehow,"
"AS IF! I WOULDN'T LIKE TO BE RELATED WITH THAT STINKY BRAT!"
"Konoe,"
"Yes, Assistant Hyoudou?"
"Please make sure Kagurazaka doesn't kill Negi,"
"K-kill me?!" Negi choked out.
"Yes, you know... girls often eat boys, especially the younger ones," Issei whispered to Negi's ears. "They turn them into steaks, and eat them... worse... they give you cooties!" Before he could continue scaring the younger professor, Issei hopped away just in time to dodge a blow from a girl with orange hair tied into a pair of twin tails and a pair of Heterochromatic eyes.
"Stop scaring our professor, you Perv!"
"Old man lover!" Issei shot back and frowned for a split second only noticed by several students. "Interesting..."
"You okay, Negi?" Asuna asked Negi as she held the young Professor in her arms.
"D-don't eat me!" Negi cried out, wailing a bit as images of what would happen to him appeared in his mind and tears fell from his eyes.
Silence
Silence echoed in the entire classroom broken only by a roar of laughter from Issei.
"Oh... oh my gods!" Issei gasped out as he kept on laughing. "I... by Akatosh... pfft!" Unable to help himself, Issei wrapped his arms around his stomach as he laughed. Tears fell from his eyes as he could not stop laughing. "Gods... Negi... she... pfft... she won't eat you!"
"But you said!" The Welsh Teen cried out.
"I... I was kidding!" Issei wheezed out.
"It seems like you're all having fun. Oh my, Negi? Are you okay?"
"Well, I might have gotten a bit overboard," Issei admitted to one Takahata Takamichi.
Issei winced as he held a large bump on his head, comically glowing red as Konoka Konoe looked at him with a disappointed pout.
"You should not tease Negi too much you know,"
"Yes, it's my fault," bowed Issei to the Dean's granddaughter.
The object of their conversation, Negi Springfield, sniffled. Issei felt a bit bad, sure, he only wanted to tease the kid but it seems like his jokes were a bit too... convincing.
"Well, as an apology," Issei said with a smile before digging something in one of his pockets. "Where is it... I know it's right here somewhere... Aha!" A small copper band with a topaz the shape of a diamond on Issei's palm caught the attention of Negi, Asuna, and Konoka. "here you go,"
"A ring?"
"Good job, Asuna. You're getting smarter," Teased Issei before turning to Negi. "You see, this little thing here has been with me for a while now. I got in on a job and you can say it's a sort of a lucky charm. I want you to have it as an apology,"
"It's cute!" Konoka said with a smile, looking at the small topaz on the ring. "Where did you get it?"
"A job I had from... let's say a... company. I got it for a job involving helping others out," Issei said with a smile before turning to Negi. "You and I are similar to each other Negi," Issei said with a smile before he reached out.
Strong calloused hands ruffled the soft fluffy two-toned hair of the young professor.
"That ring should help you cover one of your weaknesses," Issei whispered... "Well, enough of that! How about we all eat at Chao Bao Zi? My treat?" A credit card appeared in his hand. "I saved up enough from my other jobs,"
"So, you are serious about hurting Negi?"
A girl with golden hair and blue eyes stopped from what she was doing to look at Issei. Currently, Issei held a porn magazine in his hands, looking at it with boredom as he sat on the windowsill of the room she was in.
"And what is it to you?"
"Nothing, I like Negi. He's still a kid but he already has a strong will,"
The girl's eyes twitched as she noticed the humongous chest on the cover of the porn magazine.
"But, you know... if you two fight, you will lose," Gently, the young man closed his book. "He's like me, only younger and more innocent... luckier too..."
"What are you on about?"
"IT'S NOT FAIR! NEGI IS STILL A KID AND HE ALREADY HAS A HAREM FORMING!" Shouted Issei. "I MEAN, I GOT ISEKAI'ED BUT MY ISEKAI WAS A GODDAMN THRILLER, ADVENTURE, FANTASY WITH NO ROMANCE! WHY?!"
"Huh?"
"I HAD TO STEAL AN ARTIFACT OF A GOD THAT CAN TELL YOU THE FUTURE AND HELPED USE IT TO BREAK AN ANCIENT CURSE OF ANOTHER GOD, I BECAME THE LEADER OF A CULT, I DUELED A FOUR-ARMED DEMON GOD OF DESTRUCTION, AND WON FOR SOME REASON, BUT WHY DON'T I STILL HAVE A HAREM?!"
"H-hold o-on!"
"I EVEN MANAGED TO KILL AN UNKILLABLE DEMIGOD, BUT WHY!? WHY IS MY ISEKAI A GODDAMN COMBAT FANTASY!? I WANT A HAREM TOO DAMN IT! I WANT TO DROWN MYSELF IN TITS!"
"I think he lost it, Master,"
"Master, Issei has gotten into a—."
"What a pity..." The sudden shift in tone made Chachamaru stand protectively in front of Evangeline while the little doll that resembled her on a nearby bookshelf stopped talking.
The girl, Evangeline, felt a cold drop of sweat fall from her forehead.
'W-What is t-this f-feeling?! I... I'm s-scared!' She felt it... if she fought him now, even at her full power... she wouldn't come out alive even if she killed him... that's if...
"Well, I got to go to my part-time job, Sleep early, Chibi. I got some blood from a mage for you in the freezer," Issei said with a grin as he hopped out of the windowsill and into the night.
Issei grinned as he hopped from one tree branch to another, the farther he got away from the cottage and the deeper into the woods he got, his smile turned to a frown,
'Shit... I lost control huh?' Issei thought to himself with a frown as he landed on a clearing with several people inside ranging from teachers to students.
"Ah, Issei, you made it!"
"Hey there Professor Seruhiko," Issei greeted. "Sorry, I'm late~ I was trying to get Evangeline to get to bed early. You know, kids need to get enough sleep,"
"If you want to be our new instructor then you should be punctual!" A student from the looks of it, said with a frown.
"Sorry, sorry,"