(Naruto's house. 2 days after his spar with Lois)

It had been 2 days since Naruto's spar with Lois where they had some wild and crazy sex. Since those 2 days had passed Naruto was always either spending time with his ladies, practicing for his upcoming Title bout in the coming week, or studying for some exams coming up at the school as him Meg and Roberta were reaching the end of their junior year which meant they would be looking into potential colleges for their upcoming senior year. On top of that they were assisting a soon to be graduating Hayley with picking out a college.

"Gah! If I have to read one more college pamphlet I swear I'm gonna snap!" Roberta said as she threw a pamphlet at the wall

"Relax babe. Take a break" Naruto told her with a chuckle at this as he set down the pamphlet he was reading

"I really hope there's a decent college nearby I can get into" Hayley said as she sighed looking over different pamphlets

"There are a few but the best ones have a heavy price tag" Meg said as she held up a few pamphlets

"ugh great. Just what I need. Debt" Hayley groaned

"Relax babe it's on me" Naruto said as he waved his hand dismissively

"you have enough from your bouts to pay for college for her?" Lana asked as she made a cup of coffee in the kitchen

"Between the bouts and the lottery winnings I can pay for all four of us to go and then some" Naruto said as he gestured to himself and his fellow teens

"And also cause grandpa gave you a fat bonus for getting mom divorced from the fat ass" Meg said smirking

"Yeah and he said he could get me into his will at this point. Seeing as I'm basically marrying into the family" Naruto said with a grin at Meg

"Marriage huh. Little early to be thinking about that, don't you think?" Lana asked with a raised eyebrow

"Are you saying you wouldn't want to?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow at the blonde bombshell

"I didn't say that?!" Lana exclaimed quickly before blushing at her outburst

"Ooh a wedding? Who's getting married first? Ooh can it be me?" Jillian asked with a smile as she entered the room

"We'll discuss who gets first marriage down the line. Seeing as thanks to the mayor you could marry us all anytime you want" Meg said

"Thank god for that" Roberta muttered happy with that

"You know what. We've been cooped up here all day looking through pamphlets. How about we all go out and do something fun as a group" Naruto suggested to everyone

"Like an orgy?" Roberta asked with a grin

"I meant like a public outing. Like going to the beach or maybe dinner at a nice restaurant" Naruto told them

"Beach would actually be kind of fun. Since summer isn't here just yet it wouldn't be too crowded. And we can invite our families" Hayley said in thought

"I can call grandpa see if he'd let us use his quahog beach house for the day" Meg suggested

"Sounds good. Alright I'll go collect Francine, Gwen, Amanda, Lois, and the others. See if they want to join" Naruto said with a grin as he exited the house to get them all for a nice beach outing

(On Spooner street)

As Naruto walked to the houses to see if everyone wanted to go for a lovely day at the beach, he didn't notice a black van parked at the end of the street. Inside the van sat Jeff and Stan. Jeff at the wheel while Stan was listening in.

"So what's he planning Mr S?" Jeff asked

"He's planning to take our girls and the others to a beach for the day. Damn that immigrant dirtying the beach with his filth" Stan growled out annoyed. Even more so seeing Francine kiss the damn bastard as a greeting

"That doesn't sound too bad" Jeff pointed out

"Please Jeff think. I already told you of the abuse he puts them through. What do you think he'll do at a secluded beach?" Stan asked rhetorically still lying to Jeff about Naruto being an abuser

"... oh damn. We have to stop him." Jeff said with wide eyes buying into Stan's bullshit

"As much as I'd love to just shoot him, I'm under too much scrutiny by the C.I.A and cops in this city. Fortunately I think Peter has someone that we can ask for help" Stan said smirking as he brought out his phone And called the fat man

"Peter Griffin here" Peter said

"Hey Peter it's Stan" Stan greeted

"Who?" Peter asked

"Stan Smith… we're roommates." Stan said with a deadpan tone

"Doesn't ring a bell" Peter said

"You called me uncrippled Joe" Stan said flatly

"Oh yeah that guy. What's up? I'm just at the bar hanging with Big Fat Paulie" Peter said

"Not much just wanted to let you know the whiskered bastard is bringing our families to a private beach in Quahog. Probably to talk shit about the New England Patriots" Stan explained

"That son of a bitch! If I could I'd put a hit out and have him killed for that!" Peter yelled angrily through the phone

"Yup I feel you anyways just wanted to let you know buddy. See you later. Have fun with Big Fat Paulie" Stan said smirking as he hung up "and now we wait" Stan said smirking as he watched Naruto and everyone pack things up into different vehicles

"Uh Mr S how does waiting help?" Jeff asked

"Because you hippie freak, because of his divorce Peter has recently befriended a known mobster who's desperate for friends and what do you think this mobster will do when Peter rants about Naruto?" Stan asked with a grin on his face

"Ummm oh I know this, send him a letter right?" Jeff asked

"... truly you are the salt of the earth Jeff. No he'll put a hit on him. And when he's dead we can swoop in and get everything back to normal. And the best part because it was a gesture of friendship we didn't actually ask for it. Meaning we're in the clear legally" Stan said fully confident in the plan

"That seems like it could go bad. I mean I want him away from Hayley too but having him killed. Isn't that too far?" Jeff asked worriedly. He wanted them away from Naruto but not at the cost of someone's life if he could help it

"Just relax and trust me Jeff. This will go perfectly I promise. They're leaving now. Follow them and watch the show" Stan said as Naruto and everyone drove down the street to the beach.

(Quahog Beach. 1 hour later)

The drive to the beach house owned by the Pewterschmidts didn't take too long for the various groups to get there. Well beach house was truthfully an underwhelming way to phrase it. Beach mansion or beach manor made far more sense in how to describe the massive and elegant structure on the beach.

"Oh I haven't been here in so long" Lois said with a smile as she looked at the place

"This someplace you and your family went to growing up?" Ellie asked curiously

"Eh not really. Me and my sister Carol used to stay down here during the summers when we were teens so daddy bought this place for us to stay at. God those were some crazy times" Lois sighed recalling all the mischief she and her sister got up to growing up and staying down here unsupervised while their parents were busy.

"When's the last time you came here?" Brian asked as the place still looked well taken care of at least from the outside

"Let's see. I was 17 so it's been a while" Lois said in thought

"And grandpa still kept it?" Chris asked as he figured Carter would've sold it after that long of it being used

"Wouldn't be the first time he kept around something that he should've gotten rid of I suppose" Stewie said

"... was that a jab at Peter? Cause I don't think your grandpa wanted him around period" Naruto said to Stewie getting a snort from the baby

"C'mon I'll show everyone around" Lois said as she led everyone inside. Not noticing Jeff and Stan's van park down the street from them.

"Alright now we wait for the show to commence" Stan said as he looked for any sign of the oncoming assassination attempt by the mafia to go after the whiskered immigrant that dared to poison his family against him

"Uh Mr. S? Are you sure no one's gonna get hurt in this?" Jeff asked worried that Hayley and the others may get hurt or killed in the crossfire

"Don't worry about it Jeff. I'm sure they'll all be just fine" Stan said nonchalantly and rather uncaringly. It didn't really matter to him if they got hurt. If anything it would help his future manipulations of his family.

(Inside the beach house)

Naruto went into one of the many bedrooms to change into a pair of orange swim trunks with black flames. Chris and Steve were going to the boardwalk to hang out with Snott, Barry, Toshi, and Akiko while Brian and Ellie were taking Stewie for some ice cream before hitting up the water. Roger was….. doing something he supposed. It was better to not ask especially since Roger was last seen holding a crowbar before he headed off.

Better to not be implicated in whatever the alien was planning

As Naruto changed he looked out the window getting a view of the beach. Despite the warmth of the day the beach was practically empty barring the large group and a few tourists here and there. With schools still going on most families weren't around even if it was a weekend.

"This is gonna be fun. A nice relaxing day with my favorite girls, my friends, and just forgetting about all the stress" Naruto said with a smile before he heard a knock at the door

"Naruto you in here?" Lois voice called out from behind the door

"Yeah what's up Lois?" Naruto asked as he opened the door for his latest lover only for his jaw to drop at the sight before him

Lois was showing off her sexy milf body wearing a small, purple one poece swimsuit with a massive hole showing off her cleavage and stomach

"What do you think? I found this old swimsuit of mine in my old room? Wanted to see if it still fit me since I haven't worn it for decades" Lois said with a grin as she struck a pose for Naruto in the doorway. Her breasts jiggling for Naruto's eyes to drink in.

"…..close the door and lock it" Naruto said with a firm tone as he undid the string on his trunks

"I guess you like it huh big boy?" Lois asked smirking teasingly as she watched Naruto drop his pants

"If you don't do it I will fuck you in the hallway for everyone to see" Naruto warned with a lustful growl as he dropped his trunks showing off his hard cock

Lois smirked at this as she closed the door but before she could lock it Meg came in wearing a pair of tight jean shorts and a pink bikini top

"hey we are waiting for you babe what's-" Meg said as she opened the door to Naruto's room and walked in to see Naruto with his swim trunks around his ankles and her mother standing in front of him in the sluttiest swimsuit she probably had

"... Move over mom" Meg ordered seeing the sight in front of her as she closed the door and locked it

"Didn't you say you all were waiting on me?" Naruto asked not wanting to hold everyone up

"They can wait on this, besides me and mom pleasing you is on your bucket list right? A mother daughter duo licking and sucking on your fat cock? Placing it between our big fat titities for you to fuck and cum all over? That and more right Stud?" Meg purred out as she strode over to join her mother and stand in front of their lover

"….get on your knees and get to work you two" Naruto ordered them firmly. He was being given the green light for this and he was gonna take it as far as he could go damn it

"My my so eager" Lois purred out as she and Meg simultaneously sunk to their knees in front of Naruto's hardened dick. The two licking their lips as Meg grabbed his cock with her hand and started to stroke it with a slow handjob

"You can have the first taste mom. I want to see how much of a slut for him you really are" Meg said smirking at her mom

"Get ready to take notes Sweetie" Lois said smirking before she bent forward and engulfed Naruto's cock in her mouth. Immediately taking the whole thing down her throat without any hesitation or issue.

"Damn I knew you were a slut mom but didn't think you were that good" Meg told her smirking seeing Naruto's face contort into a pleasured grin while she moved her hand and started to fondle her lover's large balls as her mother deepthroated his cock without hesitation.

If Lois heard her daughter's degrading words she didn't show any sign of caring. Far too focused on pleasuring the massive cock in front of her. Swirling her tongue around as she took Naruto's dick to the base

"Use your breasts both of you" Naruto ordered the mother daughter duo. Meg smirked as she undid her bikini top and threw it aside while Lois removed her mouth from his cock and pulled down the straps on her swimsuit. Leaving the bottom half of her swimsuit on while exposing her own tits.

The mother and daughter immediately sidled up to Naruto's cock and proceeded to smother the rod between two sets of funbags. Making the whiskered boxer groan from the softness of both sets of breasts

"I think big daddy here likes our breasts huh mom?" Meg asked with a taunting smirk

"Oh he definitely does, I bet he just wants to cum all over our chests and paint them white don't you?" Lois asked joining in her daughter's teasing to their lover while they moved their breasts back and forth along his cock

Naruto grit his teeth as he held back a moan. He was the dominant one here. He wouldn't let them see him squirm damn it.

"It's OK babe just let it out~" Meg purred out as she and Lois licked at his cock hoping to push him over for edge

"Fuck!" Naruto roared out before he let the dam loose. His hot, thick cum shooting from in between the mother and daughter duo's tits.

"ahhhh~" Lois moaned as she let Naruto's hot seed cover her chest and face.

"Mmmm~" Meg also joined in with her own moans of lust as she felt the hot, thick, cum of her man spray and coat her chest and face

"Meg you know what to do" Naruto panted as he recovered

Meg smirked at this before she looked at her mother with a look of lust in her eyes

"Meg what- mppppph!" Lois was asking before her eyes widened as Meg suddenly tackled her mother to the nearby bed. Sending the milf sprawling onto her back as Meg without any hesitation embraced her mother in an intense makeout session. Meg's tongue exploring her mother's mouth much to Lois shock before Meg ceased the liplock and removed her tongue

"Gotta say I'm disappointed so far when I play with Roberta and Hayley they actually can keep up" Meg said with a pant as she licked at Lois breasts to taste some of Naruto's cum on them.

"You think I can't keep up?" Lois asked with a small glare at her daughter at her words

"Well I am the newer model. I'm you but younger, hotter, and I'm in my prime" Meg told her with a smirk as she gripped Lois breasts with one hand while removing her shorts with her free hand

Lois scowled before suddenly flipping Meg on her back with a quick roll over. The milf now on top of her daughter as Lois hands went not for Meg's breasts but for her daughter's soaking wet pussy. Without any warning Lois shoved a finger into Meg's cunt making her moan from the action

"Younger isn't always better. Experience is the key" Lois told her daughter smirking seeing her daughter's face break out into a pleasure filled visage as she kept pumping her finger in and out of Meg's cunt

Naruto grunted as his cock throbbed at the ready seeing the mother and daughter pleasure each other. The two were clearly competing against each other so why not use that fire and competitive edge to let them determine who got his cock first? Yes that would be a fun little game

"Well I think you both proved how slutty you both can be but I wonder which of you is more desperate for my cock? I want to hear you both beg for it" Naruto said with a grin as sidled up beside them. Placing his still hard cock in between the two's faces.

"Me daddy! Fuck me first! You know I'll do anything you want and you know you love tearing up my young, fat ass" Meg begged without any hesitation

"No me first! I'm still pent up from decades of terrible sex! Remind me what a real man is like and put me in my place as a worthless whore!" Lois pleaded with absolute devotion

Naruto chuckled at his two girls before he lifted Lois off Meg and looked down at Meg with a cocky smirk

"Heh looks like daddy wants me first" Meg said with a smirk at Her mother before her eyes widened as Naruto shoved Lois down on top of Meg. Pressing the milf's fqce in between Meg's breasts as Meg looked at the devious smirk on Naruto's face as he removed Lois swimsuit and tossed it aside and then did the same for Meg's jean shorts

"I wanted to see which of you was more desperate but I realize you're both mine. Why should I make you choose who goes first when I can just have you both at the same time" Naruto told them with a grin before he suddenly slammed his cock into Meg's awaiting cunt. Making the brown haired girl moan in absolute delight from once noee feeling her lover's cock split her cunt open. Thrusting away at her insides.

Despite the pleasure, Naruto after a few thrusts suddenly pulled out of Meg's cunt and then slammed his still hard cock this time into Lois pussy making the milf squeal at his dick once more filling her.

"Fuck maybe I should film you two like this and send it to the other girls" Naruto mused as he thrusted away at Lois pussy before once more removing his cock and thrusting back into Meg. Alternating every few thrusts between the mother and daughter's pussies.

"Oh god fuck yes baby! Fuck the shit out of us!" Meg squealed out in lust as Naruto was currently slamming his cock away at her tight twat before pulling out again and spearing it into Lois awaiting cunt

"God yes! Split me open you hung motherfucker!" Lois yelled out enjoying the feel of Naruto's cock stretching her open

"Fuck! Getting close! Who wants the first load in them?" Naruto grunted out as he knew he was getting closer and closer to his release and wanted to know which of the two wanted his load the most.

"Me daddy! Cum in me first! Fill me up!" Meg begged and pleaded wanting to feel his hot cum flood her depths

"No stud cum inside me! There's nothing quite like filling up a hot milf with your thick cum!" Lois also begged wanting the load all to herself

Naruto smirked at the two before slamming his cock one final time into Meg's pussy. Letting his load fill up the younger woman as Meg threw her head back from the feeling of being filled up.

"Aahhhhhhh!!!!" Meg screamed out as her own climax hit her like a ton of bricks. The feeling of Naruto's load flooding her insides making her go into overdrive as she shook and spasmed underneath her mother's frame.

Meg's eyes rolled up in the back of her head as she lost herself to her lust before Naruto pulled his dick out of her now freshly filled pussy and looked at Lois.

"I hope you didn't think I was gonna be done after that cumshot" Naruto told her smirking as he grabbed Lois by her hips roughly still raring to go

"I would hope not stud" Lois said with a smirk of her own before her face morphed into an ahegao look as she felt his cock suddenly impale her pussy once more

"Fuck your a prime piece of fuckmeat" Naruto growled as he smacked Lois on the ass and making it jiggle and wobble while he plowed her cunt. The pent up milf couldn't even form a coherent response to his words. She could only moan and squeal as Naruto pounded away at her tight cunt.

"Who's your daddy now? Say it!" Naruto grunted out as he wanted to hear his latest Conquest fully submit to him like the other girls in his group.

"Y-you are" Lois stuttered out with her tongue hanging out as her eyes were rolling up in the back of her head much like her daughter

"Atta girl" Naruto praised her as he moved his hand from Lois's hips to her hair and pulled it back. Yanking it and making the milf arch her back as he continued to plow her pussy.

"Ah! So rough Daddy!" Lois moaned out as her eyes went cross eyed from the rough action. Loving everything Naruto was doing to her.

"You know you love it. Now I know where meg gets her love of being dominated, though meg is better at entertaining me" Naruto said with a smirk as he decided to dig at Lois's pride

"Like hell she is" Lois growled out at the jab. Taking the bait

"Oh? Well She knows how to shake her ass and use those hips. But I guess that comes with being the younger model. She's got energy to spare" Naruto told her with a smirk hoping that needling the milf's pride would give her an energy boost and make her work even harder

"My stud wants a show?" Lois purred out as she looked over her shoulder at Naruto as she threw her hips back a bit into Naruto making her ass cheeks clap a bit "I'll give you the best damn show you've ever had damn it. By the end you'll be begging me to be your number 1 girl in your little fuck squad" Lois told him with a cocky grin as she continued to throw back her hips as the sound of her ass cheeks clapping echoed through the room

Naruto grunted as he continued to hammer away at Lois tight cunt. Slamming away over and over and over again as the milf kept pace with him.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Such an active stud you love your little milf bitch don't you? I bet you dream of knocking me and my daughter up at the same time don't you?" Lois asked smirking at Naruto as she hoped her words made him act rougher and wilder

Naruto growled as he grabbed Lois's head and shoved her in between Meg's legs. Her face pressed right in front of her daughter's Leaking and cum filled pussy.

"Didn't deny it stud. Is that something you want in the future?" Lois asked smirking as she still continued to shake her ass at Naruto

"Don't get cocky, you may be a fun fuck, you have a lot to prove" Naruto grunted out as his cock started to throb ready to climax

"ooh I can feel your dick throbbing? You must really want to blow that load deep inside this milf huh? Well go ahead stud. Fire away" Lois demanded with a grin as just to send Naruto over the edge sent a long, slow, lick of her tongue to Meg's cunt and licked it upwards. Tasting her daughters juices mixed with their lover's cum and making sure Naruto was watching every second as she did so while Meg unconsciously moaned at her mother's actions

"Fuck!!!" Naruto yelled out as that was the final straw. He could no longer hold back and so he let loose. His hot, thick load fired deep into the milf's insides as Lois' body shook and shuddered from feeling this young stud's cum flood her depths.

"Woo! Now that was a good fuck stud- ah!" Lois was saying before she felt her face pushed down once more with Naruto still ready to go

"Who said we are done? Ass up bitch! I'm gonna fuck every hole you got!" Naruto declared

Lois quickly raised her ass into the air and shook it for his viewing pleasure

"Heh presenting for a younger man like a desperate slut well I guess I can give you what you want, say thank you" Naruto said with a chuckle as he grabbed Lois by her hips

"Thank you- Oh fuck!" Lois purred out Before Naruto thrusted hard into her ass making her ass clap against his abs

"when you're done with her ass its my turn daddy" Meg said as she slowly sat up to watch Naruto tear up her mother's asshole with his thick dick

"Oh with fucking pleasure. Both of you aren't leaving this room till I'm satisfied" Naruto grunted out savagely as he pounded away at Lois

The three would continue their show of carnal passion for the next 3 hours straight

(Later at the beach)

A now thoroughly satisfied Naruto stretched as he walked along the beach to join the others. Lois and Meg were left…. Indisposed in his room back at the beach manor. Last he saw the mother and daughter were passed out on his bed covered in and leaking his cum from every hole. Their eyes rolled up in their heads and tongues hanging out of their mouths.

"I see you had fun huh babe" Hayley said smirking as she walked over to him wearing a black bikini and holding a smoothie

"Yup. I definitely feel relaxed after that" Naruto responded smirking and unashamed of his actions as he absolutely needed that fuck with Lois and Meg. It helped him relieve so much stress with everything going on

"Aw I'm almost jealous. Mom and I were planning to drag you to a cave we found and have some fun but I guess you're spent" Hayley said with a pout

"Well I'm not one to disappoint my girls" Naruto said with a chuckle as he wrapped an arm around Hayley's shoulder and the two started walking off. Unknown to the two a man stepped out of a nearby car wearing a suit and tie and a briefcase. As the two walked along they didn't notice the man open the briefcase and pull out a silenced pistol. The man aimed it at Naruto but before he could pull the trigger.

Clang!

Roger wearing a long blonde wig, a pair of expensive sunglasses, and a pink, woman's, one piece swimsuit appeared behind the man and slammed his crowbar into the back of the man's head sending him crashing to the ground knocked out

"Ooh nice gun I'll be taking that" Roger said as he grabbed the pistol. He didn't even know what the man was doing; he just wanted the gun. And then he saw a note on the ground next to the man fall out of his pocket "huh what's this? A shopping list?" Roger asked before opening it.

And seeing that it was a hitman contract. One that was asking for the murder/assassination of Naruto Uzumaki by orders of the don of the Quahog Mafia.

"...ah crap" Roger sighed out looking at the unconscious hitman he just took out. "I better hide this idiot" Roger said as he opened the guy's car trunk and shoved him in using his key.

And then promptly used said key to start said car and drive it away to interrogate him.

(With Stan)

"Damn it Roger" Stan growled out seeing Roger interfere in the hit on the whiskered bastard who ruined his life

"I thought you said Hayley and others wouldn't have gotten hurt. He could've shot her man" Jeff said wide eyed

"She would've been fine Jeff. You're worrying over nothing. But I suppose now we'll just have to wait for another attempt to be made" Stan sighed out

(Later with Naruto)

It was now late and the sun was setting as Naruto's group was outside the beach house as Naruto cooked on the barbecue he had set up. Currently he was teaching Steve and Chris to cook barbecue the right way while the others talked

"But doesn't just putting barbecue sauce on everything make it barbecue food?" Chris asked

"Who told you that? I would like to have words with them" Naruto asked with a twitching brow at the insinuation.

"Guy in my math class" Chris said as he flipped some burgers

"Get me their name later I just want to talk to them calmly and politely" Naruto said with a smile

"Chris! If you burn my burger I will kill you!" Stewie yelled as Brian placed him in his high chair

"Relax little man I already have your burger ready" Naruto said placing it on Stewie's tray

"Excellent. You once again prove why I shall spare you when I take over" Stewie said with a grin

"How does no one else hear him say these things?" Ellie asked still baffled that her, Brian, Meg, and Naruto were the only ones who really could hear Stewie

"Don't question it. It'll save you the headache" Brian said as he didn't know either but he wasn't gonna try and figure it out. Way too much of a headache for something so niche.

"So how was your fun with Lois and Meg?" Gwen asked smirking as she watched Lois and Meg limp a little to the table

"In my defense they kinda jumped me" Naruto said with a chuckle as Roberta gave him a look hearing this

"And you sneaking off Into a cave with Francine and Hayley?" Roberta asked smirking

"Uh…….hey Roger! What do you want? Burger or frank?" Naruto asked as he spotted Roger approaching glad to have a distraction

"one of each whiskers and make it fast before another hitman tries to take you out" Roger said as he sat down on a lawn chair

"... say what?" Naruto asked baffled at what Roger just said while everyone went silent at that

"I took out some suited jackass on the pier. He had orders to kill you from the Quahog mafia don." Roger explained simply

"... are you fucking kidding?!" Meg yelled out enraged at this

"Ok why would the quahog mafia want me dead?" Naruto asked

"This have to do with you and your upcoming title match?" Steve asked as he knew that the mafia was involved with betting

"Nah they would've approached me to take a dive first before resorting to killing me. And they would've attacked after the fact if I didn't take said dive. This is too early" Naruto said trying to think of why they quahog mafia wanted his hide

"Shot in the dark, you think Stan had anything to do with this?" Roger asked getting the attention of everyone

"Why would you think that?" Francine asked as while she was done with Stan this was a big leap even for him

"Well there's the fact I got Stan's name out of the guy after I questioned him with a baseball bat, oh I hired a guy to clean out the back shed FYI don't worry about the tip I took care of that" Roger said as he held up a baseball bat covered in barbed wire and blood

"I must say very impressive Alien man, perhaps you should join me in my plans for world domination" Stewie said as he gave the alien a impressed look

"What are the benefits?" Roger asked raising an eyebrow at this

"Give me a state, nation, or country you want and it's yours when I rule. Barring Hawaii as I promised that to Naruto" Stewie said

"Darn it, hmmmmmm maybe Jamaica then?" Roger thought on it before he threw out a country he thought of

"Done" Stewie said with a nod getting a cheer from Roger

"Stan's going to the mafia now? Wouldn't he use CIA Resources?" Francine asked as Stan wouldn't use non CIA sources

"With them on his bullshit now?" Steve pointed out

"Well said little bro" Hayley said as she nodded at this

"yeah but who would he have as a contact in the mafia?" Gwen pointed out

"I do believe the fat man mentioned a new friend of his that was a gangster. Does this help?" Stewie asked as he raised his hand to get Naruto's attention

"That's right Peter mentioned a new friend to me and Lois that got him his liposuction procedure. You know for the week it lasted. What was his name, Big Fat Paulie?" Naruto asked as he recalled the name

"Oh that guy sucks! He makes my Ricky Spanish persona look good." Roger groaned out

"You know him?" Steve asked raising a eyebrow at this

"I have things I do in the city aside from watching tv in the attic, you know. I did a job for him as Ricky Spanish. Simple gig was supposed to help wack off a guy. Anyway long story short he offed the guy before I could get him off." Roger grumbled as he crossed his arms

"……..ok I'm not going to even ask and I will need so much vodka to pretend I never heard that" Naruto shuddered

"Oh I'm going to make sure the fat ass suffers for this one" Meg growled as she took out her phone and hit the speed dial for Carter on speaker phone

"Hi pumpkin how's the beach house doing?" Carter asked seeing Meg calling

"Oh it's great grandpa. Up until a hitman hired by the mob tried to take Naruto out! Meg said with a kind tone before she yelled the last part

"What?! Is he ok?! His title match is in a week!" Carter yelled worriedly about his best boxer.

"He's fine grandpa but you need to take care of this. The fat ass has some mob friend who called this in. Guy named Big Fat Paulie" Meg said

"That bastard called in a hit on my main fighter? I got assurances from the don that he would leave my business alone as long as I still did him a few favors a year!" Carter yelled angrily

"...you what?" Lois asked wide eyed at this

"I'll take care of this sweetie. In the meantime do you need me to send some extra protection?" Carter asked

"That would be appreciated and have someone take care of fat asses new friend" Meg suggested

"Done. Come tomorrow you'll find him in the obituaries. Babs, we're gonna be hosting some hitmen again!" Carter was heard yelling through the phone

"I'll have the servants get the good scotch" Babs was heard yelling back before Carter hung up

"... remind me never to piss him off" Naruto said wide eyed at everything that was just heard

"He likes you so I think you're fine. Just if we ever have kids I think don't argue if he wants to spend the day with them" Meg said as he she put away her phone

"Noted he can have a whole week. Maybe even three" Naruto said with a quick nod

"So Roger, why did you tell us this? Normally you'd try to collect the hit yourself" Steve asked the alien

"They didn't bother contacting any of my hitmen personas so they must want this handled in house" Roger said as he shrugged

"That and you like me more then Stan who just kept you in the attic while I at least treat you like a friend" Naruto pointed out with a grin

"... maybe… also cause Frannie would kick my ass, throw my booze down the drain, and burn my wigs if I got her boytoy killed" Roger admitted

"Don't forget Hayley going nuclear like when she gets dumped. That hamster couldn't be saved" Steve said with a shudder

"... what happened?" Naruto asked turning to Hayley

"Don't worry about it. It'll be fine as long as you don't break up with me…..get it?" Hayley said with a smile before she grabbed Naruto's shoulder making it crack slightly

"Got it!" Naruto grunted out through the pain

"Good! Then we're all fine" Hayley said grinning as she let him go

"... What did I get myself into?" Naruto muttered as he saw vans drive to the beach house with men in suits. No doubt private security hired by Carter

(The next day)

The sun shined down on the beach house as the light pierced the windows. Waking Naruto with a groan at the light hitting his eyes. The boxer tried to get up only to feel a lot of weight on his body keeping him pinned to his bed. After learning their lover had a hit out on him all the girls Naruto was with were in his room as a massive cuddle pile. As Naruto tried to shift and shimmy out of the vice like grips of Lana and Jillian he heard his phone go off only for Meg to wake up and grab it.

"Hello? Naruto 'Riptide' Uzumaki's phone. He can't answer at the moment. May I take a message?" Meg asked as he put the phone on speaker

"Ah Megan it's grandpa I have some news about the hit. First of all Big Fat Paulie will no longer be an issue. He was gunned down by some individuals that have no connection to us whatsoever right in front of the fat ass" Carter said through the phone

"Did they happen to hit said fat ass too?" Meg asked curiously

"... damn it I could've paid for that too!" Carter groaned out in realization

"There's always next time" Meg said with a smirk

"Ha! Very true! Anyways I have the don coming by my office in 2 hours to have a discussion. I would like Naruto to join us seeing as the hit was put out on him." Carter requested

"He's not going to pull some double cross crap is he?" Naruto asked curiously as he knew the mob was prone to play dirty

"He Shouldn't my boy. Mostly because I have access to several illegal ventures of his with proof of existence that I can easily send to the press. I do and he'd be the most wanted man in Rhode Island. All his assets frozen and seized with no hope of escaping the hordes of cops on his doorstep." Carter assured

"Solid point. Ok I'll be there" Naruto responded

"I'll also be joining on this one" Meg said

"Uh sweetie I don't know if that's the best idea" Naruto said worried for Meg if they did try something

"Relax I trust they won't do anything stupid if what grandpa has on them is true. Besides this is a family affair now since you're my man. And I may as well learn all aspects of the business world. Even the unsavory parts" Meg said with a smile at her lover

"... alright I know when I can't win an argument. We'll be there shortly Mr Pewderschmidt" Naruto said with a sigh of defeat

"Excellent I shall see you both shortly" Carter said before hanging up the phone

"Come on. Let's get dressed" Meg told her boyfriend

"Um can you help me get the others off? I'm currently pinned" Naruto asked with a sheepish chuckle getting a laugh from Meg before she helped him get up

(Later. Pewterschmidt Industries)

Later on Naruto and Meg were shown into Carter's office by his secretary

"Ah perfect you two. Have a seat. The don will be here shortly" Carter said as he put away a file into his desk and placed a bottle of wine and some glasses on the desk.

"Is the wine necessary?" Meg asked as she sat down along with Naruto

"In the business world be it for legitimate clients or the unsavory types you must be accommodating. This here is the don's favorite wine imported straight from Rome. It makes for a good first impressions for negotiations" Carter explained as his secretary came in leading a large man with black hair in an italian suit alongside a younger woman wearing a luxurious blue dress

"Mr Pewterschmidt. It is a pleasure to see you again despite the circumstances" the don said as he shook Carter's hand "forgive me. This is my daughter. We have business in town after this meeting and she did not wish to sit in the car." The don explained gesturing to the young woman

"It's quite alright. As you can see my grandaughter is also joining us as she is dating the fighter you have a hit out on" Carter said

"I see. My apologies for this whole mess young man. I was only given the name of the person by Big Fat Paulie, rest his soul, and not who you work for. Had I been made aware of you working for Carter I would've never allowed the hit to occur. And for that you have my sincerest apologies" The don said with a small frown at the mention of his nephew's death.

"So you'll call off the hit then?" Meg asked with a smile

"But of course, I would never intentionally mess with one of Carter's top fighters in the ring. In fact to make amends I shall be betting on your title match in your favor. Should you win I shall give you half of the money I receive from the bet to you to make amends for this transgression." The don said

"That works for me. I'll gladly accept it. As long as you don't tell the champ to take a dive either. I want to earn that title belt on my skill" Naruto said with a smile. If the don was betting on him there's no way they'd ask him to take a dive.

"I respect that determination. Very well. You have my word. Let us go, my daughter. We still need to get you fitted for your wedding dress" The don said as he took a drink of the wine before standing up

As the group made those way out of the elevator and walked past the receptionist desk a man in a trenchcoat stood up from his chair and took out a pistol and took aim at Naruto and his group

"Get down!" Meg yelled as she grabbed the Don and the don's daughter and threw them both to the ground as the hitman started firing while Carter took cover behind a potted plant

Meanwhile Naruto ran at the assassin and as he ran at him he spun around avoiding a shot from his pistol and as he spun he grabbed a standing ashtray and swung it into the assassin's knee breaking it and sending the hitman to the ground in agonizing pain.

"Are you all okay?" Naruto asked everyone worriedly as he drove his foot into the assassin's back and held him down to keep him pinned down

"I'm alright. Meg what about You?" Carter asked his Granddaughter

"I'm fine. Are you two Alright?" Meg asked the don and his daughter

"I'm alright. What about you my daughter? Are you injured?" The don asked

"A bit shaken up and bruised but at least I'm alive" the Don's daughter said seeing as when the assassin started to fire a bullet impacted the wall above her where she had been standing. She would've been shot if not for Meg's actions

"What about you son?" Carter asked Naruto as his security ran in and grabbed the hitman

"I'm fine though I think I dented your ashtray though" Naruto said as he held up said ashtray he had used which indeed had a dent in it

"... that was Solid gold" Carter said wide eyed that Naruto had dented the hell out of it with one swing

"You can take it out of my winnings maybe?" Naruto asked thinking Carter would be pissed it was dented

"... I'm more impressed with your strength. Besides that was pocket change for the company" Carter said uncaring that the ashtray was busted. He can always get another one

"I apologize for this. I shall have the hit canceled immediately. In the meantime I would suggest staying indoors for the day while I have it rescinded. I shall also put in that you will not be harmed by any member of my family if they value their lives and the lives of those they care about. You have both saved my daughter from near injury or death. For that I am in your debt. Should you or miss Griffin here ever need a favor. No Matter how big I shall use all my power to see it done." The don told them

"Expect a wedding invitation as well" the Don's daughter said to Meg with a smile of thanks as she and her father left

"... well that was fun" Naruto said with a sigh of relief after they left

"You can say many things about Quahog but it's never boring" Meg admitted

"True. Very true. So what now?" Naruto asked as he looked at Carter

"I believe you two should head back to the beach house. I'm sure your friends and families are worried. I'll have a security escort prepared for you in 10 Minutes" Carter told them

"Thanks boss" Naruto said with a smile

"Don't worry about it. 6 days you have your title match. And I look forward to seeing that belt on my top fighter. Till then rest up and prepare. Meg give my regards to your mother and siblings" Carter said with a smile as he went back to his office

"Will do Grandpa" Meg said with a smile while she and Naruto waited for their escort.

In 6 days the match Naruto had been preparing for would arrive. 6 long days that in the end would all be worth it. That belt was coming to him.

Believe it.

(Peter and Stan's apartment)

Stan sighed at the latest failure at his plan for revenge. Getting Peter to talk his frustrations out to big fat Paulie to set up a hit on the whiskered bastard seemed like such a great plan. And now the plan was ruined. Not only that Big Fat Paulie was dead. Shot to death in a drive by from 8 different cars right in front of Peter. Just straight up shot in broad daylight after the two exited a pool hall.

While Peter may have been upset at the death of his friend Stan was more enraged than anything. With Paulie's death that was another ally in their crusade lost to them. Another piece on the board gone that they could've used.

'Alright there's gotta be something I can do to stop that whiskered bastard and have him killed. Think Stan what does that immigrant boxer care about aside from his whores?' Stan thought to himself before he had a realization. The whiskered bastard is a boxer. And he's competing for the heavyweight title in 6 days. What better way to ruin him than to sabotage the fight against him?! But the question was how? Wait Jeff has access to lots of weed and drugs. They could drug him so he loses his fight or gets caught doping up for his match. His reputation would be ruined and then his family would come crawling back to him! It's bulletproof.

"Jeff! Get your strongest weed and drugs! I have a plan to take down that whiskered bastard once and for all!" Stan yelled at the hippie who was currently watching some tv while Peter was in the corner sobbing at the loss of his friend

At least Jeff looked like he was watching TV

What he was really doing was looking at his phone contemplating his next move. Seeing how unhinged Mr S had become and how uncaring of collateral damage with that hitman plan made him second guess this whole thing.

Did he Want Hayley back? Yes more than anything. But murder, sabotage? That wasn't how he wanted it to go down. And despite Stan's claims that Naruto was abusive he really hadn't seen any proof of it. Just Stan's words and no proof.

He may be an idiot. He may not be smart. He may even be a third thing. But something about this didn't feel right. And so his finger hovered over Hayley's contact info as he debated text her.

He just needed an opportune moment to text them.