Another Short Chapter because I couldn't help myself.


Shirou and Fiona were on a job in the Dragon Kingdom and had found children that had been separated from their families.

"Fluffy Puppy!" shouted a little girl before hugging Fiona.

Fiona blushed from the sudden display of affection but smiled.

They all set up camp for the night and gathered around.

Fiona purred to calm the children who missed their parents.

"Alright let me tell you a story to pass the time." Fiona suggested.


Narration: There once was a small chicken named Chicken Little, he was shy on brains but a good egg as chickens go.


Chicken little was playing with a yoyo.


Narration: until one day a sly fox named Foxy Loxy came around.


Fiona peeked over the Barn Yard fence and threw a painted piece of wood which hit Chicken Little on the head. Chicken Little looked at the blue piece of wood and freaked out.

"The sky is falling!" said Chicken Little.


Narration: He then ran over to warn Henny Penny.


"The sky is falling!" shouted Chicken Little causing Henny Penny to panic too.


Narration: They then ran over to tell Ducky Lucky and Goosey Loosey the news.


"The sky is falling!" they shouted causing Ducky Lucky and Goosey Loosey to panic.


Narration: They then went to warn Turkey Lurkey of the sky falling.


"The sky is falling!" they shouted and this in turn caused Turkey Lurkey to panic.


Narration: Then they warned Cocky Locky.


"The sky is falling!" this freaked out Cocky Locky.


Narration: Then they ran to Foxy Loxy who told them they could hide in her den.


"There's no time to lose, You could hide in my Den where it'll be safe." Said Fiona.


Narration: Then Foxy Loxy ate them all. The End.


The Den was filled with the bones of the various fowl and a very bloated Fiona playing with Chicken Little's yoyo.


"That's not how I remember the story ended." Said one of the little girls with tears in her eyes.

"Well, you shouldn't believe everything you hear, Sister." Said Fiona.

"Alright I'm going to tell my story." Shirou said in response to the awkward situation.


Narration: There once was a boy named Jack. He and his Mother were poor with only a cow and a wheat field. Jack's mother sent him to the market to sell the cow for money.


"Alright Mom I'll go to the Market." says Tails.


Narration: At the market Jack was approached by a strange man.


"That's a very fine cow. Is it for sale?" said the man.

"Yes, it is!" said Tails.

"Well, today must be my lucky day and yours." Said the man as he pulled out three beans.

"Are those beans?!" asked Tails.

"Not just any beans, they're magic beans!" said the man.

"Neat!" said Tails.


Narration: Jack sold the cow for the beans and went home. When Jack's mother found out that he sold the cow for some beans, she was furious. She threw the beans out the window and sent Jack to bed without dinner. But the next day there was a Giant Beanstalk that reached through the clouds.


"Wow!" said Tails as he saw the Beanstalk.


Narration: Jack decided to climb the Beanstalk.


Tails flew up the Beanstalk.


Narration: Jack climbed and climbed until he saw a strange land among the clouds. Jack stepped off the beanstalk and walked until he saw a giant house. He snuck in and then realized that he was hungry. He then noticed an unattended bowl of pea soup.


Tails jumped into the bowl of pea soup.


Narration: Then the giant's beautiful Wife came over.


A giant version of Fiona walks over to the table and sits down. She absentmindedly takes a spoon-full and accidentally swallows Tails.


Narration: Jack began kicking and screaming until the Giant's Wife coughed him up.


"What the hell?!" said Fiona before coughing him up and seeing Tails.

"Aww, aren't you a little cutie?!"

"Oh No! I have to hide you before my Husband finds you!" she said.


Narration: The Giant's Wife hides Jack in her dress.


Fiona hides Tails in her bra.


Narration: Then the Giant arrived.


"Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! I smell the blood of an Englishman, if he's alive or if he's dead, I'll grind his bones to make my bread." Said a giant version of Scourge.

"That's the food I made for you." Fiona lied to hide Tails.


Narration: The Giant ate himself into a food coma and then Jack snuck out to look around. He took a Bag of Gold and left with The Giant's Wife.


Tails had a bag of Gold and Fiona with him.


Narration: But the Giant woke up and tried to climb down after them.


"Hey, Babe where are ya goin'?!" shouted Scourge as he started climbing down.


Narration: But Jack grabbed a hatchet and cut down the beanstalk causing the giant to fall to his death.


*Splat*


Narration: Then Jack married The Giant's Wife and they lived happily ever after. The End.


"Now how did you like that one?" asked Shirou.

"It was better." Said the children.

Fiona had her arms crossed in frustration because the children liked Shirou's story better.


Ending Short: Merry Christmas

Shirou had walked into the Apartment only to see a mistletoe hanging from the entrance. He was then surprised to see Fiona dressed up as a Sexy Mrs. Claus.

"Are you ready to kiss Mrs. Claus?" said Fiona.

Shirou however grabbed a cookie and stuffed it in Fiona's mouth.

Shirou walked to the bathroom as Fiona ate the cookie in disappointment.