Scene: A particularly gaudy, envy-themed party in Leviathan's opulent palace in the Pride Ring. Demons are flaunting their ill-gotten gains, desperately trying to one-up each other. Leviathan sits on a lavish throne, seething as she observes.

(Scene opens on Leviathan, Left head sulking, Right head glaring.)

Leviathan (Left): (Whining) Oh, look at that imp, with two gold-plated monocles! It's not fair. I should have two!

Leviathan (Right): Shut your whining, you useless mollusk! Those monocle-sporting twits are the most pathetic show of insecurity I've ever seen. They're probably blind anyway.

Leviathan (Left): But I want two! And that demon with the dragon wings? I wanted dragon wings, but mine look like… like bat wings covered in moss!

Leviathan (Right): Focus! We need to find new ways to inspire envy, not wallow in it! These pathetic demons are getting toocomfortable in their possessions!

(Suddenly, a flash of pure white light illuminates the scene. Mercury appears, floating serenely just above the throng of demons. Both of Mercury's heads are wreathed in a soft glow.)

Mercury (Left): (Sweetly) Oh my, what a… vibrant gathering! So much… energy!

Mercury (Right): (Gruffly) What a festering pit of inadequacy! You all look like you're trying to overcompensate for something.

(Leviathan stares at Mercury, momentarily stunned. The party goes quiet as everyone is equally transfixed by the holy interruptiom. The IMP crew are present, having been hired for some unknown reason to assassinate… no one in particular… as it turns out.)

Blitzo: (Whispering to Moxxie) Ok, what in the name of Lucifer is that?

Moxxie: I think… I think that's an angel, sir. But, they seem… odd.

Millie: Two heads?! Cool!

Loona: (Rolling her eyes) Can we just go back to the office? This is boring.

Leviathan (Left): (Curiously) An… angel? Here?

Leviathan (Right): What are you doing in my domain, holy thing? Here to judge me?

Mercury (Left): Judge? Oh, heavens no! We are here to… offer our… assistance!

Mercury (Right): We're here to fix this train wreck. This isn't envy, it's just sad!

(Mercury floats down to Leviathan, landing gracefully before the throne. The left head beams, the right head scowls at the Sin of Envy.)

Mercury (Left): You must be Leviathan! It's so wonderful to finally meet a Sin! We admire your… dedication so much!

Mercury (Right): You'd think a Sin would be good at their job, but you're just pathetic. This party is a dumpster fire of low-grade desires. No real envy here.

Leviathan (Left): Oh… It's nice to meet you too!

Leviathan (Right): Pathetic?! What do you know about envy?! You're a glorified, two-faced… thing!

Mercury (Left): Oh, but we know all about kindness! And we think that a little kindness can really help you find a healthier way to… inspire… oh, what was it…?

Mercury (Right): Control the weak minded hordes, is what she's trying to say. Now, let's get started. You all need to learn how to actually feel envy, not just whine about it!

(Mercury (Left) attempts to pat Leviathan's left head, but fails as the right head swats her hand away, looking offended.)

Leviathan (Left): (Wiping the head with a hand) Well, if you know so much why do you have two heads anyway?!

Mercury (Right): Are you being serious right now? We represent kindness in two forms, duh!

Mercury (Left): We love everyone so much, even those who need help acting better, so we split the job between the two of us!

Leviathan (Right): Kindness? You think kindness will help me! You're worse than all of the other insipid virtues.

Mercury (Right): That's the problem with you. You refuse to believe that kindness can help even you.

Mercury (Left): We're sure there's some good hidden within you!

Mercury (Right): Deep, deep down… probably covered in tons of festering envy.

(Mercury (Right) turns to the confused crowd of party goers)

Mercury (Right): Right, listen up! You're all going about this all wrong! You think a few extra gems will make others envious? Pathetic! Real envy comes from wanting what others have on a deeper level- like a good personality. You need to start working on that.

(The party goers stare back dumbfounded. Some get the idea that Mercury is trying to insult them and begin to get annoyed. Leviathan (Left) looks like she's considering something.)

Leviathan (Left): Maybe… she has a point. They do have good personalities.

Leviathan (Right): What?! Are you kidding me?

(The scene descends into chaos. Mercury (Right) starts yelling at demons to be better people. Mercury (Left) tries to offer them tea and encouraging words. The demons begin to start arguing amongst each other about their deep personal problems instead of boasting about their possessions. Leviathan observes for a moment before roaring.)

Leviathan (Right): Silence! Get out of my palace, you… you… helpful hussies!

Mercury (Right): Fine! But don't come crying to us when your envy is shallow and weak!

Mercury (Left): Please call if you want more help! We are always around to help!

(Mercury ascends in a flash of white light and disappears. The demons continue to argue, this time with a new, self-reflective bent. Leviathan sits dumbfounded on her throne.)

Leviathan (Left): Well… that was unexpected.

Leviathan (Right): I need a drink.

(The IMP crew watch with various expressions as the scene fades out.)

Blitzo: Well, I guess it's time to go home, then.

Moxxie: This was traumatising.

Millie: Still cool that they had two heads!

Loona: (Already out the door) I'm going home.

(End Scene)