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(scene opens up with Goku and Piccolo flying through the air trying to track down Raditz)

Food was brought for everyone to enjoy the show, Rukia couldn't wait to see what Goku did next. While everyone waits to see what's next.

GOKU: Hey Piccolo. Mind if I ask you somethin'?

PICCOLO: What is it?

GOKU: You're not human either, right?

PICCOLO: Yeah…

"Obviously," Kisuke commented as he wrote notes on the show.

GOKU: And your dad spit you out as an egg, right?

"What! Ugh, that's so disgusting." Renji couldn't help but be grossed out by the fact.

"Huh, his species must have similarities to lizards or bugs!" Kisuke making more notes, "Interesting."

PICCOLO: What about it?

GOKU: Are... Are you a Yoshi?

"Huh, now that I think about it, kinda accurate." Ichigo couldn't help but agree with the similarities of the two creatures, "But, why even ask that?".

(Piccolo gives an annoyed look at Goku)

PICCOLO: (sarcastically) ...Yes, Goku. I'm a green f*king dinosaur!

GOKU: Can... Can I ride you?

Ichigo facepalm from his response.

(Piccolo lets out an annoyed groan)

(opening sequence; scene shifts to a crying Gohan and Raditz)

RADITZ: Shut up. I said, shut up! SHUT UP! Damn it, why isn't screaming angrily making you cry less?! I'm going to put you in the time-out pod. (puts Gohan in his Space Pod and closes the door) (thinking) Thank sweet merciful God that's over. (out loud) Now I can just sit back and—(scouter beeps) ...beat the crap out of whoever's coming. (sighs) ...Great.

"Monster!" Both Rukia and Orihime hated how Raditz treated the boy.

(Raditz looks into the sky and sees Goku and Piccolo come flying down)

GOKU: Raditz! Give me back my son! (jumps off Nimbus) Wheeeeee!

RADITZ: So, you're here already. And I see you brought the Namekian as well.

"Namekin.." Kisuke wrote in his notebook, Yoruichi couldn't help but laugh at her friends taking notes.

GOKU: A-actually, that hasn't been explained yet.

RADITZ: Oh. Well, it's not like anyone cares about him anyway.

(Piccolo removes his cape and grabs his turban)

PICCOLO: Well screw you too!

GOKU: Piccolo, you use weighted training clothes as well?

Ikakku could help but be interested by the idea of using weighted clothes in his training.

PICCOLO: (sarcastically) No, Goku. I just love to get naked when I'm around you. (drops his turban)

RADITZ: (thinking) Their power level is rising! (out loud) So, nudity makes you stronger on this planet! (unzips his pants)

"Eww!" Rukia, Rangiku and Orihime couldn't help but be grossed out by Raditiz's action.

GOKU: Uh... no. We're wearing weighted clothing.

RADITZ: (quickly zips up his pants and crosses his arms) Oh... Of course! Because that would be ridiculous! (laughs nervously)

"He really is Goku's brother." Ichigo commented on the action of the older say as took a drank his soda.

PICCOLO: ...So that hair does compensate for something.

"Ha" Rangiku could help- but laugh at the joke.

(Phil Sebben's head pops up)

PHIL SHEBBEN: Ha ha! Dangly parts.

RADITZ: SHUT UP! (quickly dashes behind Goku and Piccolo and elbows both of them, knocking them off their feet.)

PICCOLO: Okay, what the hell was that?

GOKU: I don't know! But let's try it again... from behind!

(Goku and Piccolo tries to attack Raditz from behind, who counterattacks by kicking at both of them, knocking them away)

"Maybe you should try to not yelling out your strategy in this battle!" Renji couldn't help but be frustrated by their fighting.

PICCOLO: We really shouldn't be announcing our attack strategy!

GOKU: Rush him! (leaps towards Raditz)

"Fucking come on!" Renji nearly spilled his beer.

PICCOLO: Damn it, Goku! (also rushes towards Raditz) Will you at least try to dodge this one?!

GOKU: Dodge what? (Raditz fires his Double Sunday attack) OH GEEZ!

(Goku manages to dodges the blast, but Piccolo isn't as lucky as he loses his left arm)

GOKU: Ha! You missed me!

(Raditz appears behind Goku)

RADITZ: My bad. (kicks Goku, knocking him away)

GOKU: (thinks) Note to self: Less talky, more fighty. (slowly gets up and look towards Piccolo) Hey Piccolo. We may be taking a beating, but at least we managed to dodge that one. (Piccolo gets up with blood dripping from his severed arm) High fi-IIIIIEEEEE! Uh... handsha—... thumbs u—... G-good job!

"See this is the bullshit i'm talking about! Piccolo lost his arm!" Renji was fuming at the screen.

"Oh come on Renji he only lost an arm. Have your stomach pierce, hell it happened to me twice!" Rukia gave them her history of injuries.

"I had my throat cut and nearly bled to death." Rangiku gave her history as well.

"I had point blank cero destroy my heart and kill me. I still have no idea how I'm alive." Ichigo was the last one to speak, seeming to be the worst one.

RADITZ: Ha ha! Aaaahaha! Aaaahaha! Aw, excuse me, has anyone seen my arm? You can't miss it, it's green! Ha ha ha!

PICCOLO: Yeah... Anyway, listen. I've got one more attack that should do it. Upside is, I can use it with one arm.

"He now brings it out?" Hitsugaya was eating some dumplings wondering about the strategy.

GOKU: And what's the downside?

PICCOLO: You'll have to distract him while I charge it...

GOKU: That's not too bad—

PICCOLO: For five minutes. And considering he beat us to a pulp in under one and—ah, never mind, I'm sure you can handle it.

"Goku shouldn't go along with this strategy. Piccolo is purposely getting him purposely having his ass kicked." Ichigo couldn't help but see what the Namekin was planning.

"Are you sure about that? Ichigo." Orihime was naive about the green man intention

GOKU: Wow. You really have that much faith in me?

PICCOLO: Yeah, sure. Why not?

"Nevermind."

GOKU: Well then, I won't disappoint you. (dashes towards Raditz) Here goes nothing! Haaaaagggghhh! Ready or not, here I—(gets attacked by Raditz while the screen shifts to Piccolo) aaaaahhh!

PICCOLO: (in his thoughts; singing the tune of "Mahna Mahna" while Goku is getting beaten senselessly by Ratitz) Mahna Mahna do doo be-do-do. Mahna Mahna do do-do do. Mahna Mahna do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do Ima chargin' my attack.

Everyone couldn't help but laugh at the situation before them, seeing Piccolo singing a song while his ass kick.

(Scene changes Goku getting the upper hand by grabbing Raditz's tail.)

GOKU: Ha! Got your tail!

RADITZ: Please let me go?

GOKU: Well, since you asked nicely…

"No you idiot, hold on his tail!" Ichigo screams at the saiyan to hold on to the weak point!

"Goku, you are so merciful to your enemies." Ruskin had sparkles in her eyes by Goku mercy.

(Goku lets go of Raditz's tail; who thanks him by kicking him away)

"Fuck!"

PICCOLO: (in his thoughts while Goku recieves another senseless beating from Raditz offscreen) Perhaps on second thought, a whole five-minute startup time for an attack is pretty abysmal in terms of usability in battle.

"No shit." Everyone reply.

GOKU: (offscreen) Piccolo help! (scene changes to Goku grabbing Radiz's tail again) Ha! Got your tail...! Again!

RADITZ: Please let go?

GOKU: I'm not falling for that again!

RADITZ: Pretty please let me go?

GOKU: (once again lets go of Raditz's tail) Well... (Raditz elbows Goku, knocking him away) Oooh! Ow! Spine! (Raditz stomps on Goku's ribs) Ow! Ribs! Definitely ribs!

"For fuck say Goku you can't go around and keep doing this!" Ichigo could comprehend the stupidity Goku had.

RADITZ: Aha! Attacking an opponent roughly four times your strength in a one-on-one battle. A cunning strategy! No, no, no, not cunning. What's the opposite of that?

PICCOLO: (offscreen) Retarded?

"Yes". Everyone except Rukia answered.

"Oh really Ichigo? What about you facing, my brother, Grimmjow and Ulquiorra?" Rukia gave a sassy response. Ichigo had similar actions, "Any everyone else in this room?".

Nearly everyone blush at Rukia's remarks on their actions in the past.

RADITZ: That's it, thank you! Now, disregarding the Namekian, I—

GOKU: Uh-uh! A Yoshi!

PICCOLO: (offscreen) I'm not a god damn Yoshi!

GOKU: But you said you were!

PICCOLO: (offscreen) It's called sarcasm!

GOKU: What's that taste like?

"Not surprised by that one" Uryu didn't think that Goku didn't think he would understand what that was.

PICCOLO: (offscreen) Damn it Goku!

(Raditz crushes Goku's ribs)

RADITZ: STOP IGNORING ME!

GOKU: Aaah my ribs! I think you broke my...mmmmmm ribs.

"I don't think you should be thinking about food now." orihime commented on the situation at hand.

RADITZ: Uggggh. (stomps on Goku's ribs three more times and prepares to kill him) Stop! Ignoring! Me! AND DIE! (scouter beeps) Huh?

GOHAN: Stop beating up my daddy! (breaks out of Raditz's Space Pod)

(Gohan rushes towards Raditz)

RADITZ: Nooo, my Space Pod—(Gohan headbutts Raditz) Augh! My space armor!

Everyone was quite shocked by the power that the boy was demonstrating, as he seriously injured the enemy. Kisuke took notes on what was happening.

PICCOLO: (offscreen) We get it, you're from space!

(Gohan lands next to Goku)

GOKU: G-Gohan. (GOHAN: Huh?) What... was that?

GOHAN: (gets up) Daddy!

GOKU: No-no, seriously. What the hell was that? We were getting slaughtered out there, and you could do that—(Gohan looks behind and notices Raditz) Oh, crap.

RADITZ: (approaches a frightened Gohan) Uncle Raditz is PISSED! (smacks Gohan, which the screen pauses upon impact)

"Motherfucker!" Orihime couldn't help but blurred out the insult. Cause everyone to be shocked by the action, made the orange hair girl blush "Sorry it blurred out of me!"

KAISERNEKO: We here at Team Four Star do not condone child violence. We do, however, find it hilarious.

"Fuck you!" Orihime curse again causing her to go red again. And hide her face in shame.

"Ah, Orihime you so cute when you curse." Rangiku came to comfort the orange hair girl of her shame.

(Screen unpauses as Gohan is sent flying by Raditz's attack)

GOKU: Wait, hold on!

RADITZ: Oh, what? Mister Shattered Ribs is going to stop me? (begins walking towards Gohan)

GOKU: Listen, you don't understand! Nothing you could do could ever compare to what Chi-Chi would do to me if she found out he died!

"Huh, guess he knows to anger his wife." Rukia couldn't help but acknowledge understanding to not upset your wife, "You should take notes Renji!".

(Raditz begins charging up a Ki blast at Gohan)

RADITZ: Well, sucks to be you!

GOKU: (thinking) I don't have any choice. I have to use my last technique!

RADITZ: NOW DIE! (prepares to kill Gohan)

(Goku grabs Raditz from behind)

GOKU: Full Nelson!

"Finally you do something useful in this fight!" Ikkaku couldn't help but appreciate that Goku finally used his brain in the fight.

"Well it's safe to assume that he is an idiot. And took him this long." Hitsugaya couldn't help but comment on all of Goku's actions so far.

RADITZ: A Full Nelson? That won't work on me! I'm Raditz! (tries to break free but can't) Hurghhurgh! ...Okay, let go! (continues trying to break free, but no avail) Hurrrggrrrg! Seriously, this is starting to piss me off!

GOKU: Piccolo!

PICCOLO: Ready!

GOKU: Good! Just make sure you give me a signal before you fire that thing! I'm right behind him!

PICCOLO: Oh sure; I'll give you a signal. It'll be the last signal you'll ever get!

(scene shifts to Goku as Piccolo laughs evilly offscreen)

"Goku, you need to not trust this guy! He will kill you!" Ichigo screamed at the saiyan to not trust his ally at the moment, "Don't be an idiot!"

GOKU: Well, okay. As long as we're clear on that.

PICCOLO: MAKANSA—... MAKAKASAPOP—... MEKKASAPPA—... (groans) Oh, to hell with it. SPECIAL BEAM CANNON! (fires the Special Beam Cannon at Goku and Raditz)

"Really, can't you say your own technique name?" Yoruichi couldn't help but feel disappointed by the naimken.

GOKU: Is that what you're going to yell out when you— (Special Beam Cannon pierces through both Goku and Raditz) OH GOD!

"Damn it Goku!" Ichigo screamed at Goku getting pierced by the attack!

"Oh Goku, you are so brave in your sacrifice!" Rukia was blinded by her naive view of Goku.

"Shut up Rukia! He's an idiot!"

MOUNTAIN CLIMBER: Riiiiiicolaaaa— (blast hits mountain) AAAAAUUUUGH!

(both Goku and Raditz hit the ground, fatally wounded)

RADITZ: Damn it! And there was no way I could have gotten out of there!

PICCOLO: You know, you could've flown.

RADITZ: Damn you, hindsiiiiight! Bleh. (dies)

(Piccolo looks up in the sky and notices a ship heading towards the battlefield.)

"Well it seems that they were able to defeat Raditz." Renji looked at the result of the battle, "Even though Goku was an idiot, at least he had guts right, Ichigo?"

Substitute soul reaper couldn't help but agree on the situation as much as an idiot Goku was. He wasn't a coward by the least, and fought the bastard.

"Oh, it seems that your getting to see Goku's greatness!" Rukia smugly smile at Ichigo.

KRILLIN: (from ship) Goku! After several hours of debating, we decided you might need us— (notices both Goku's and Raditz's damaged bodies) ah, crap!

"You're a little too late, your friend Goku is dead." Rangiku commented on the lateness of Krillian.

(scene shifts to Krillin holding Goku's hand while Piccolo and Master Roshi watch)

KRILLIN: Goku! You can't die! Here, I bought a Senzu Bean!

Kisuke wrote down Senzu Bean seeing could be something they use for healing.

GOKU: (dying) I don't think that's gonna work.

KRILLIN: Why not?

GOKU: (dying) I sort of have a hole in my esophagus.

"Aw" Ichigo couldn't help but remember then hole in the chest he had before.

KRILLIN: Wait, then how are you breathing? (Goku slowly closes his eyes and dies) ...Goku? ...Goku? Holy crap... I'm not the first person to die in this series!

"Really that what you say after your friend just die?" Renji couldn't help but feel that Krillian was being insensitive.

MASTER ROSHI: Krillin!

KRILLIN: What?

MASTER ROSHI: Too soon!

"actually, thank you old man!", Renji agree with the old man.

BULMA: I can't believe he's gone.

PICCOLO: Yeah, pity that. RRRRRRAAAAHHH! (regenerates his left arm)

"Wait you mean to me that he can regenerate?" Ichigo was shocked see Piccolo grow his arm back.

"It must be the fact he is Namekin." Kisuke toke notes about the phenomenon, "It quite similar to that of Hollows regenerating."

KRILLIN: (runs up to Piccolo) Wait, what the hell? You can regenerate?

PICCOLO: Yeah. And you know what else?

KRILLIN: What?

PICCOLO: (quickly) I'm taking Gohan. Bye! (flies off with Gohan)

"No someone stop him!" Orihime panic at Piccolo taking Gohan with him, and no one stopping him.

KRILLIN: Quick! Somebody stop him! (crickets chirp in silence) Damn it Roshi!

MASTER ROSHI: Shut up, Krillin!

(Krillin Owned Count: 2)

"He's just racking up those points isn't he?" Renji commented on the short man's pain.

KRILLIN: Aww...

(ending sequence)

[STINGER]

GOKU: Gohan, do a Headbutt!

(in the style of Pokémon)

GOHAN: Gooooo-HAN!

"Gohan used Headbutt!"

(Gohan headbutts Raditz)

"It was super-effective!"

"Really a Pokémon skit at the end?" Uryu couldn't help but be annoyed be the Pokémon Reference