Aqua had, choosing discretion, booked it out of the mansion when Kazuma had started yelling and shouting about what she'd done to him. Megumin, Darkness, and Eris had been completely useless in coming up with ideas on how to properly woo Kazuma. Now, she was onto plan B, hoping that two of the most mature women she knew would be able to help her out with her problem.

A frantic sprint soon had Aqua bursting into the guild hall, wildly looking around for Luna. The leader only took a few seconds to find; she was manning the counter before the first real shift of workers came in

"Hi Aqua! In a bit early today, hm?" Luna asked, leaning on the desk, glad to see her friend.

"No time! I need you to come with me right now! I need help with something with Kazuma." Aqua didn't give Luna a chance to react, grabbing her sleeve and pulling her along. "Aqua, wait, somebody needs to watch the counter!"

Along the bar, the usual suspects (AKA Dust and his fellow degenerates) were sleeping off hangovers, slowly waking up at the noisy bickering between the two women.

"Wait, not so rough! You keep doing that and I'll pop out my top!" Were the words from Luna that woke them up, causing the drunkards to spin around to try and get a look, only to make themselves sick and not even catch a glimpse of the fabled chest.

Aqua calmed down once they were a few blocks out, a disgruntled Luna in tow. Aqua seemed proud of her accomplishment, Luna too busy sulking. "And why couldn't you have just asked?"

"Because this is an emergency! I asked Darkness and Megumin, but they were useless." The fact Aqua made sure to not mention Eris made her swell in pride, positive that Kazuma would be proud of her showing discretion.

Luna rubbed her forehead, feeling a headache brewing already. And to think it wasn't even breakfast time yet. "And what is said emergency?"

"Uh, it's a girl emergency? I'll explain once we have Wiz too," Aqua insisted, turning onto the road that had the lich's shop.

Aqua didn't even check to see if the shop was supposed to be open, just throwing the door open, unaware she actually broke the lock. "Wiz! Get out here, I need your help!"

"Ara?" Came a sleepy voice as a disheveled Wiz walked in from a back room, rubbing at eyes with dark circles under them. "Lady Aqua? What are you doing here so early?" She asked, weary panic sneaking into her voice.

"Girl talk!" Aqua explained, taking her preferred seat for when she visited the shop.

Wiz lit up at that, smiling. "You think of me as a woman?" She asked, surprised the goddess thought of her as anything more than an undead.

Aqua blushed, refusing to look at her. "I mean, I have a bunch of demons following me now, what's having a lich as a friend?"

Wiz was practically glowing in joy as she skipped away. "Let me change and I'll make us some tea~"

A few minutes passed before Wiz returned, practically floating as she poured tea for her guests. Luna was only getting more infuriated at the wasted time, the guild having been left without somebody in charge.

As soon as Wiz took a seat, Aqua leaned forward and cleared her throat, red as a tomato as she started the 'meeting.' "Alright! So, you're both aware that me and Kazuma have been together for quite some time, right?" The two women nodded, Luna smiling, remembering when the duo had joined the guild and she'd 'helped' them along. "Well, I, um… IwannahavesexwithhimandIdontknowwhattodo!" She blurted out, covering her face with her hands.

"Is that all?" Wiz asked, confused as to what the big deal was.

Luna was holding back her laughter, biting her knuckle to keep quiet.

"What do you mean 'Is that all?'!" Aqua asked, growing indignant. "I've never done it before! I've seen mortals do it, obviously, but I'm still a virgin!"

Luna blinked, confused for a moment. "So, you're a voyeur?"

"What? No! I just got glimpses of stuff when my followers got intimate!" Aqua explained, blushing even harder now.

"Hmm, that makes sense. Well, how did your followers do it in the past then?" Wiz asked, knowing Aqua was a goddess, unlike Luna.

Luna looked at Wiz, feeling betrayed. "You too Wiz? Why does everybody seem to play along with you being a goddess?" Luna asked, completely lost.

A well dressed man with a very familiar mask stepped out from the storage room, a clipboard in hand. "You useless shopkeep, moi has cataloged your inventory, and-" Vanir looked up from his paper. He froze, his eye slots locking onto Aqua before silently trying to walk away.

"Oh not you don't!" Aqua is soon on him, grabbing him in a chokehold, seeping water to keep him from falling apart. "I killed you once and I'll do it again!" She threatened, pulling her grip tighter.

"Wait, Aqua, no! He's a friend!" Wiz shouted, trying to pull Aqua off of Vanir.

"He's a filthy demon and insulted me!" Aqua shouted, trying to purge him where he stood, accidentally catching Wiz slightly.

Wiz fell backwards, slightly transparent as Luna jumped up to catch her. "Aqua, calm down and let them explain!"

Aqua jumped off of the demon, having been conditioned at this point to listen to Luna, or else. Aqua slowly backed away, glaring at Vanir.

Vanir fixed his collar, looking worse for wear. "Well then. As you may see, moi is a greater demon and has more than one life." He pointed to the numeral two on his head to make the point. "And with that death my service to the demon king is over so I am now helping moi's friend run her shop."

"Wait, how are you friends with Wiz then?" Luna asked, unaware of Wiz's status.

Aqua chimed in for that one, still glaring at Vanir. "She's technically a lich. She's pretty okay though. She actually helps souls move on when they get stuck."

Luna's face went white, chuckling lightly. "Heh, funny Aqua. Next thing you know, you'll be trying to convince me you're… actually… Oh my Eris, you actually are the goddess Aqua, aren't you?"

"Finally! I've been telling you that from the start! Why was that so hard to believe?" Aqua asked, glad for her friend to finally be on board.

Wiz leaned up, weak as she spoke up. "Not to be mean, but your demeanor isn't exactly… divine." It was a bit meaner than Wiz would normally be, but she was more than a bit out of it with how she'd been abused already today.

Luna paused for a moment before rubbing her eyes, her head starting to hurt. "Aqua, you're literally the goddess of a bunch of succubi, aren't you?"

"Yeah! Thank you for-"

"You dolt! Ask them then! They are literally sex demons!" Luna cut her off, exasperated by her friend's glaring oversight.

Aqua stopped dead in he tirade, slowly blinking as she realized what resources she now had at her disposal. Instead of acknowledging the idea, she turned on her heel and walked out the door, leaving her friends to take care of themselves.

Thankfully, the walk to the cafe from Wiz's shop wasn't terribly far, so before long, Aqua found herself slinking into the succubus cafe. Divine Realm forbid anyone saw her going inside of it!

Before she was three steps inside, she felt Marigold's delicate hand slide across her back before pulling her into a side hug. "Ah, my goddess. What brings you to our esteemed establishment? Kazuma hasn't been by at all if that's what you're checking." Marigold's voice felt almost silken, promising pleasures untold, if she but asked. The worst part was that Aqua knew Marigold wasn't speaking any differently, she was just aware of it now, her own mind having been incapable of following such lewd paths before.

"Oh! Uh, hi Marigold. I just… needed some help?" Aqua explained, suddenly feeling like this was a really bad idea. "I am, well…" Aqua trailed off, Marigold's smile becoming almost predatory.

"Oh my, you want to finally go all the way with Kazuma, don't you?" Marigold asked, gently sliding a finger along Aqua's chin.

Letting out a light 'eep', as if she were a small animal caught by a predator, Aqua only managed to nod slightly, dread filling her stomach.

Marigold gently led Aqua towards the back rooms, just radiating smugness. "Very well. It wouldn't do to have our goddess be a blushing virgin after all, no?"

Aqua gulped, resigning herself to her fate.

-Ko-No-Su-Ba!-

Kazuma was annoyed, to say the least. First, Aqua hadn't been around all day and she couldn't find her anywhere. Most would assume the whole 'Junior' changes would be why he was mad, but to be blunt he wasn't complaining about the change, more the fact that she hadn't talked to him about having it happen.

He'd stopped by the guild hall, only for Luna to refuse to look him in the eyes. That was odd enough, but he assumed she was just feeling guilty about something. Then when he didn't find Aqua there, he figured he might find her with Wiz. Wiz wasn't looking too good when he'd gotten there, so he'd decided to help her out. After moving her to her bedroom (and learning of Vanir. Smug bastard offering extra money for ideas from Japan.), he'd taken over running the shop until the Lich felt better. Admittedly, he spent a lot of that time thinking of ways to market her 'interesting' items, but he still managed to sell more in the few hours he was there than Wiz did in a week.

Trudging back into the house, he didn't even notice how quiet everything was. It hadn't been that bad if he was being honest. At least until Vanir started acting like an ass.

Aqua had come home a few hours ago and had 'gently' persuaded their roommates to leave the mansion for the day. She'd been very persuasive too.

Kazuma was almost back to his room by the time he noticed the smell of lavender smothering the hallways. "The hell?" he asked, now on guard as he reached his room. Cracking the door open, he was shell shocked as he found a bashfully blushing Aqua sitting on their bed, covering herself with her arms.

Aqua had forgone her normal outfit and was in much less fabric than he was used to, with a lot more lace. As he froze Aqua's face went redder, turning her face away slightly as she hugged herself. "Stop staring and come inside already" she ordered, more embarrassed than she'd like to admit.

Kazuma shut the door behind himself, his memories of the next half hour more than slightly fuzzy as they lost themselves in each other.

After the two of them lost their virginity, Kazuma was reclined on his back, Aqua cuddle up against him as the blanket covered them. "That was… amazing." Kazuma said, a goofy grin on his face.

Aqua looked up at him, a hungry grin on her face as she started sliding around to face him. "Well, hope you're ready for more then!" she said, sliding under the blanket before he could respond, a muffled "Itadakimasu!" coming from her before he could argue he was too tired to continue. A complaint that was quickly abandoned.

–X hours later–

Kazuma was dried out, tired, and in desperate need of nutrients. He shakily tried to walk out the room. Aqua had been insatiable, barely giving him time to catch his breath between rounds. He needed a true break and he needed it now. Cracking the door open, he felt a hand fall on his shoulder, his doom looming behind him. "Now, did I say you were dismissed, dear?" Aqua asked, smiling innocently at him.

Kazuma tried to swallow, his throat too dry to do even that. "I-I need a break. I am completely dehydrated and tired."

Aqua nodded in understanding before waving her hand, a globe of water forming as she fed it to him. It quickly fixed most of his issues, though he was still more than slightly tired. "Problem solved. Time for round ten!" she squealed, dragging him back to the bed even as he grabbed onto the doorframe, but far too weak to stop the needy goddess.

Had he or her had more than two brain cells between them, they might have realized her libido might have been enhanced by her newest bunch of worshippers. That is to say, horny succubi disciples means horny, sexually repressed goddess that had a lot of catching up to do.