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Without further ado, let this special chapter commence!

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Now hacking…

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?sihT gniyoinE uoy erA

"Hello to all viewers of The Lunar Witch story! I am your adorable devilish kōhai, BB-chan desu~!" BB greeted the readers with a sly wink and a polite bow. "Today, I stole some confidential information from the author's notebook on future arcs. Here are some trailers homemade by me with paid animations (Lies, its written scripts!) and voiced (B.S. BB!) by voice actors. Enjoy!"


Part III: ***** Saint, Crisis Rank : D-

"Hang in there everyone, we're almost there!" Artemis told her Familia as the huntresses sighed in relief before a few spoke with Hakuno.

"So tell me Hakuno, what's it like being called a Saint?" one of them asked as Hakuno sighed softly.

"Annoying. All I did was help that god recover a little bit and he acknowledged me as a saint afterwards. People were treating me differently afterwards." the girl answered while some of the other huntresses pouted at the answer. "It's not all sunshine and rainbows. My own personal space gets invaded by other boys. Gil and Primo were not happy with these attempted advances towards me."

That was an understatement. Gilgamesh was spewing words of contempt fury at boys trying to woo her while unleashing his treasury like a machine gun. Primo was attempted to be bribed by boys to get closer to her mother, only to end up being blasted to the other side of Orario by her magecraft. It was her smart decision to leave with the Artemis Familia for a while to let things cool down back at home. Ais was still unfit to leave the hospital so she couldn't come along and was sulking. Only cheering up when Hestia gave her new flavored Jagamaru-kun to test out.

"Which is why I find romance useless." Artemis called out from front, causing several of the girls to look sad at that. Given that this version of the moon goddess is devoted to purity, it's no wonder she dislikes romance. But…

"There is a purity in romance and love, Artemis." Hakuno countered. "I have a chaste relationship with my husband and king and we've worked things out perfectly. You don't know that love and romance can be pure without experiencing it yourself. But I guess only mortals would understand. Gods do not change their natures." That caused Artemis to frown a little with the last sentence. It was a truth she knew all so well, for gods do not want to change themselves since they were content with the way things are.

But now she was curious, was it alright to fall in love and stay pure? That question would soon repeat itself inside the goddess's mind as her fate began to change.


Part IV: Witch's Apocrypha, Crisis Rank: A+

"You're…" Ruler said with wide eyes as Hakuno smiled at her in a friendly way.

"Been a while Jeanne! Haven't seen you since Karl tried to Oracalize the Moon Cell! Need a hand for old time's sake?" the Lunar Witch asked as the rest of the Hestia Familia and their Servants stood by them. Jeanne recalled what the Holy Grail told her, saying a neutral faction from a third party was called to aid her in the current crisis of the Greater Holy Grail War.

"Yes, I appreciate the help, Lady Kishinami." Jeanne smiled with a sense of peace to her tone.


Part V: Rise ***** (Shadow *****), Crisis Rank: B++

"Hah…" Hestia sighed as she sorted through the collection of cards Hakuno bought. When she told Hakuno to take it easy and get a hobby, she didn't expect her daughter to be a hardcore trading card collector. Ripped packages of booster packs and structure decks all littered Hakuno's room as several prototype decks were neatly stacked by the bedside.

Gilgamesh was looking thoroughly amused though. "To think this game would find its way here of all places…Orario is sure to be a battlefield with my queen as the victor. Hahahaha!"

-Orario Coliseum-

"Now my dragon attacks! Burst Stream of Destruction!" The player shouted with intense passion in his deep voice that commanded the wills of weaker players to crumble as the opposing player fell to his knees in defeat as he lost the game. The sounds of quiet footsteps made the man turn around as Hakuno walked in, her dress, hair and veil dancing in the wind as she looked at the man in front of her. "Hoh? Another opponent?" the man asked. His glasses gleamed brightly as Hakuno held her deck out.

"You are different from the rest. Your fighting spirit is beyond what most of these other players have." the man noticed with an analytic tone.

"I've played this game before, and I'm aware of the stakes when playing this. So, whom am I facing to become the champion?" Hakuno asked, activating a strange metallic contraption on her arm as it hummed to life.

"Sigurd, King of Warriors." the Heroic Spirit answered.

"Hakuno Kishinami, the Lunar Witch." the adventurer replied back.

The air grew tense from their clashing fighting spirit as defeated contestants quickly withdrew from the fighting grounds as the match began.

"Ore no turn! Draw!" Sigurd shouted with absolute authority. "I summon Lord of D. in attack mode and then play Flute of Summoning Dragon! This card allows me to special summon two dragons onto my field. Descend, my two Blue-Eyes White Dragons!" Sigurd shouted, playing his cards as his monsters came to life.

Hakuno smiled, appreciating the atmosphere now as she drew her card and her hidden eyes gleamed with excitement. "Get ready Sigurd. It's time to duel!"


Error-Error-Error!

"Eeeeeh?!" BB cried out in shock as she tried to check the coding to see what was going on before pouting cutely. "Awww…the author caught on and blocked out the rest of the planned arcs. But I did find out that there are in-between gaps between each Part! They're hidden in the files and are incredibly encrypted. He really wants to avoid full spoilers. Color this devilish kōhai impressed!"

"BB!"

"Uh-oh! Looks like the Author's out for blood. See you viewers next time on BB Channel~!" BB smiled and blew a kiss on all screens watching (reading) the show.

"PS- Send reviews! Help motivate this procrastinating author to regain his groove to write again. Or else I'll never see if Senpai will defeat Chaldea or not!" BB exclaimed while pouting.