A/N – This chapter has been brought to you by my 'Aroace Playlist' on Spotify, which consists specifically of love and sex songs.


It had been a couple of weeks since Hinata and Kakashi's first date, and things were going well.

"I cannot believe that you would do this, Hinata-sama! You, of all people, I expected to be rational and sensible – "

Mostly.

Team 8 and Team 9 were hanging out in Training Ground 8, and Neji was having an aneurysm about her dating habits (more specifically, about the fact that she was dating at all).

To be fair, Hinata had expected that.

Somewhat.

From behind where Neji was pacing, Kiba mimicked a flapping mouth with his hand, making Hinata quickly seal her lips shut and widen her eyes in silent warning. If she laughed at this point Neji would just keep going until she showed proper remorse.

"Nii-san – "

"Neji – "

"No Tenten, this needs to be said!" Neji snapped. "Hinata-sama, please do not interrupt me!"

Tenten threw her hands up in the air, giving Hinata an apologetic look. Hinata returned a sympathetic smile and tried again.

"Nii-san," She quickly continued when Neji went to speak again. "I hear you, I am listening, you have not actually said what your problem with me dating Kakashi-sama is."

Neji looked truly incredulous hearing that, making Hinata mentally run through his entire rant in case she had missed anything. She was pretty sure she hadn't. "You want me to spell it out!?"

"I would be grateful if you would." Hinata calmly agreed. "Kakashi-sama is an honourable shinobi and the Hokage, if you will recall?"

Neji resumed his pacing, looking more and more furious, which was understandable. Since time immemorial (about 16 years), the calmer she was in the face of his anger, the angrier he got (she believed that he needed to get it out of his system, he believed that she needed to show some pride and put a stop to his nonsense the moment he raised his voice. So far, they have agreed to disagree). "Kakashi is an inveterate pervert. He idolizes Jiraiya, and the Five Great Nations are aware that his perversion is ingrained deep. Who knows what liberties he will take given the slightest chance – "

'As many as he can get away with'

"And he has no sense of responsibility! He was always late to everything! He still is!"

"Only by half-an-hour!" Hinata interrupted, feeling the need to defend her boyfriend. "That's basically early for him!"

"And w-what if he's not serious! Huh!? What then!?" Neji was turning redder and redder and Hinata was getting more and more concerned for his blood pressure. "What if he's a womanizing rake who is going to take advantage of your feelings and – "

"Neji, my rival!" Lee interjected admonishingly, his bushy brows furrowed. "You are being too harsh on Hokage-sama, my friend! Love fanned by the Flames of Youth burns brighter and purer than any other fire in this world! I am certain that the love they share shall be a jewel in the history of Konoha!"

As Hinata gave him a grateful (and slightly embarrassed) smile for his support, Kiba decided to interject with his two ryō. "Neji, dude, get a grip, alright?" He drawled casually, petting Akamaru and seeming, for all the world, completely unconcerned with the worrying red and purple colour Neji was turning. "If she wants to fuck that old man, more power to her. She's a grown woman, for fuck's sake! It's fine!"

Hinata could have sworn that everyone got whiplash with the speed they used to turn their heads to look at him. Even Neji seemed to have snapped out of his rage into a state of bewilderment.

"What?"

"Time-out!" Tenten snapped, an expression of bewildered concentration on her face. "'That old man'?"

Shino's kikaichū buzzed in the way they usually did when watching a disaster unfold that had the potential to be incredibly funny as Kiba hesitantly agreed. "... Yeah?"

Tenten raised her eyebrows as a demand for an explanation, and everyone else looked at him and waited for the same. Kiba did not seem to get what he was supposed to be explaining.

"What!?"

"Kiba-kun, what do you mean by 'that old man'?" Hinata asked, dreading the answer. 'Does he not support the relationship? But then why would he defend it to Neji-nii? Does he even know who I am dating? Who does he think I'm dating!?'

"Kakashi, of course."

Silence. Lee looked bemused, as if he had been asked to name every Ninjutsu ever created. Tenten and Neji were looking at him incredulously. Shino and Akamaru seemed incredibly disappointed.

"Kiba, you must tell us how old you think Hokage-sama is." Shino said, adjusting his glasses. "Why? Because it is highly likely that you may have an untreated concussion that is impairing your thought process."

"I haven't had any concussions lately?" Kiba stated with some confusion, as if being told he was wrong about that wouldn't be entirely surprising.

"Fascinating."

Kiba translated it from the Shino-to-NFP (Normal Fucking Person) dictionary all of Team 8 had embedded into their minds.

"Oi! Are you calling me stupid!?"

"Yes."

"Inuzuka!" Neji barked, bringing them back on track. "Answer the question. How old do you think the Hokage is?"

"Like... 50...?"

Dumbfounded silence again.

"Kiba-kun," Lee showed concern, as opposed to the mind-boggling confusion everyone else was feeling. "Yondaime-sama is Hokage-sama's sensei and he is not 50 yet."

"He's not?"

"Do you not know anything about the people around you!?" Neji questioned acerbically, looking at Kiba like he was a particularly stupid worm.

Kiba bristled and bared his fangs. "Why the fuck do I need to know how old he is? And if you know so much, oh wise prodigy, how old is he!?"

Neji scoffed in disgust, rolling his eyes. "He's 35, you flea-ridden mutt. I don't need to be a prodigy to know that." Both Kiba and Akamaru started growling furiously.

"YOU WANNA FUCKING GO!?"

Tenten sidled up to Hinata and whispered, "I think we should leave the boys to it, before Neji remembers what we were talking about."

"Right." Hinata gestured at Shino and Lee with ninja sign. Shino nodded discreetly, while Lee chose to get involved in the melee in the spirit of youth.

The three left to have a peaceful time somewhere else, leaving a cloud of dust, limbs and incomprehensible yelling behind them.

_

"So, spill!"

Kakashi looked up from his Icha Icha, bored, to glance at Anko and Shisui. They had dragged him out to Shushu-ya because it had (allegedly) been a while since they hung out, but the way they were literally on the edges of their seats at the idea of gossip, betrayed their true intentions.

Kakashi considered for a moment if they would appreciate him knocking over the sake carafe. He reached the conclusion that they would not.

"Spill what, Anko?"

"Quit being a smartass!" Anko stabbed a kunai into the table, earning a glare from the owner that she ignored. Shisui smiled winningly at the man and mouthed an apology. The owner huffed and pointedly looked away, walking into the back. "You're going out with Kurenai's little sister. I want details."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow, Anko was interrupting him on a particularly interesting page, and he would not appreciate it if he forgot the more... engaging... positions he was coming across. Even Genin know that to succeed you need to plan continuously.

"About?"

Anko looked about ready to stab him for his lackluster answers (if they could be called that).

"What we want to know," Shisui decided to clarify, clearing his throat and resting his intertwined fingers on the table. "Is how you did it, because, gonna be honest, she's way out of your league."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow in mild curiosity. "You thought I couldn't get with her?"

His curiosity turned into concern when they remained silent, and said concern increased exponentially when Anko and Shisui just looked at each other for a moment.

"Kakashi," Shisui began awkwardly, in a manner that said he was trying his best to be comforting and non-confrontational. "Ever since you became the Hokage you've been dressing like a nun. I genuinely thought she would forever see you as a funny old man she works for and went on one date with out of pity."

"Excuse me!?"

"Kakashi, your shapeless robes do absolutely nothing for you. They push your level of attraction to the negatives." Anko took over, relishing her words like the sadist she was. "You wear the hat, which is fine, except you wear a mask, which means all that is visible of you are your ears, one eye and your hands. Oh wait," Anko pretended to have an epiphany. "You also wear gloves! So all she saw of you were your ears and an eye. And then you complain that it took you a while to seduce her."

Shisui's conciliatory smile was quickly turning strained as Kakashi's face remained expressionless. Anko decided to ignore all of this and hit the last nail on the coffin. "Are you sure you went on a date with her? Or is your memory going in your old age?"

"Anko-chan..."

"First of all," Kakashi seemed actually offended, which was never good. "Yes, yes I did go on a date with her. Second, if you had such extensive opinions on my wardrobe, what stopped you from telling me?"

Anko pointed at Shisui, who looked at her finger and immediately panicked. "I didn't do anything!"

"He said we should let you figure it out yourself." Anko slammed back a cup, wiping her mouth.

"No I fucking didn't!" Shisui yelled, voice getting higher and higher. "I didn't say shit!"

Kakashi just stared at them forebodingly.

"You're our guy, we believed you could do it! Right!?" Shisui seemed more and more hyper at Kakashi's continued silence, a fearful smile straining his face. "Right, Anko-chan!?"

Anko gave a non-committal hand gesture, not at all bothered by her boyfriend potentially staring death in the eye. "Well? Details."

Kakashi drank his sake, and seemed to look somewhere behind them. If he was having an epiphany, this was the worst time to do so. Anko wanted gossip, damnit!

Kakashi's eye-smile made both of them freeze in place. How that man communicated so much malice with only one eye was something Konoha's best Jōnin at the Ninjutsu Research Centre had been trying to figure out, to no avail. "Why don't you speculate some more? I'm sure you could figure out how it went if you tried hard enough."

"Motherfucker!" Anko swore and stood up as Kakashi shunshined away, looking around to spot him. She threw some money on the table, grabbed Shisui by the collar and dragged him out with her.

"Let's go! We're gonna find that fucker!" Anko yelled, eliciting squeaks from a bunch of academy students passing by. "I will get my gossip if I have to string him up by his balls!"

_

Hinata, Tenten and Shino had decided to wait at Ankorodō, and soon enough, Neji, Lee, Kiba and Akamaru had joined them, looking more than a little mussed from the impromptu group spar. They had an enjoyable late afternoon, during which, thankfully, Neji did not bring up the issue of her dating again.

It was now evening, and Hinata was on her way back to her apartment, when she sensed that she had picked up a tail (a quite obvious one, given who it was). She muffled a giggle, and wondered if she wanted to tease a little. She was sure he wouldn't mind a little walk on the path of life.

She decided against it. She was always excited to see Kakashi and the faster they got to her apartment, the more time they could spend together.

'Maybe some other day'

"How was your day, Kakashi-kun?" Hinata asked cheekily as she reached the entrance to her apartment complex and turned around. "I hope you did something more exciting than following me around Konoha."

"It was alright." Kakashi was leaning against the wall, hands in his pockets and a smile in his eye. "Infinitely better now."

"Sweet-talker." Hinata gave him a kiss and grabbed his arm to pull him into the building.

"I thought you were going to visit Obito-sensei today?" Hinata asked as they made their way up the stairs to Hinata's apartment.

"Satoshi's team got back from their first B-Rank. They decided to have a family day out and Anko and Shisui grabbed me before I could bow out of it myself."

"Oh, and how was that?" Hinata turned the key and opened the door to her apartment. Kakashi stepped up close to drop a kiss on her shoulder, arms around her and mask down.

"Pretty sure Anko will be hunting me for sport for the foreseeable future."

Hinata blinked. Kakashi seemed nonchalant enough. But then again, he was nonchalant about the worst things. "Will that... be a concern?"

"Don't worry about it."

"Hmm." Hinata hummed unsurely. She would most likely be concerned about this.

As they entered, all concern was forgotten when Kakashi pushed her against the door, his hands caressing her waist. Her own came up to the back of his neck, idly twisting her fingers in his short hair.

"Hinata-chan," Kakashi drawled, pressing a kiss to her jaw and continuing down at the hitch of her breath. "Let's focus on something else, hmm? It's been hours since I last saw you, and I would like to make up for lost time."

Hinata huffed a breathless laugh. "You say that as if it's been ages."

"It might as well have been." Kakashi bent down to grab the backs of her thighs, and picked her up, her legs wrapping around his waist tightly.

He blindly walked through the apartment as he kissed her again, moving towards (hopefully) her bedroom. When his back hit the door, Hinata's hand reached behind him to turn the door handle.

Kakashi dropped her on the bed, taking the moment to remove his vest as she propped up on her elbows to stare at him, a blush rising on her face. He removed his mask and threw it on the desk chair with his vest, crawling onto the bed and over her. A smirk forming on his lips as he saw her chest rise and fall with shallow breaths. She fell back onto the bed as he came closer and closer.

"Everything alright there, Hinata-chan?" He asked playfully, his hands next to her head, propping him up. "You seem... distracted."

Hinata's hands reached under his shirt, trembling as they caressed his sides faintly. His breathing grew shallower at the sweet tingles running through him, so much so that he nearly missed her words.

"It's j-just," Hinata began, clearly forcing herself to not cover her face out of shyness, but not quite able to fully meet his eye. "W-well – "

Kakashi thought he had some idea of what was bothering her. "Nervous?" He asked kindly.

Hinata nodded, her hands stopping, but not moving away.

"What are you nervous about?" Kakashi moved an arm so it was resting above her head on the pillow, which brought him closer to her face. They had fooled around some before, so the sudden nervousness didn't make sense, unless she expected to go all the way today. He didn't ask if it was because it was her first time. That would just make her more self-conscious. "We don't have to go all the way today. Just what we feel like doing."

_

Hinata tried to keep a hold of herself when Kakashi asked her that. It was hard to focus when he was so close, the heat and scent of his body, the touch of his skin, incredibly distracting.

On the few (dozen) occasions that she had thought about them being intimate, she had tried to convince herself that she would be, if not assertive, then at least an equal participant. However, now that the moment was here, she just couldn't help but be nervous.

"What if... I'm not... good at it..." Her voice grew fainter and fainter, and she studiously kept her eyes on his chest as opposed to his face (not that that helped. Now she was just thinking about the muscles under her hands). "I've never... well – "

Hinata looked up at him pleadingly, and, thankfully, it seemed like he understood what she was getting at.

"You've been a stellar student so far, Hinata-chan. You won't be bad at it." Kakashi reassured, dropping a kiss on her cheek and continuing cheerfully. "And even if you are, practice makes perfect!"

A giggle burst out of Hinata's chest, and she nuzzled his shoulder as her hands moved up his back.

"Okay... okay." She nodded and bit her lip. "I-I would l-like t-to, ano, to – "

'Oh this is so unnecessarily hard! I should be able to say this!'

"To go all the way?" Kakashi offered.

"Yes." Hinata gratefully agreed with a smile, pressing a kiss to his lips. "Practice."

"Practice." Kakashi echoed against her, his tongue moving along her lower lip as they kissed, asking for entry.

As their tongues danced pleasurably, she felt his hand reach under her, and with a tug on her obi, her kimono came loose and parted open. Kakashi pulled back and, with an exaggerated expression of interest that made her giggle breathlessly and nudge him with her knee, yanked his shirt off, discarding it.

Hinata sat up as well, removing her mesh shirt and blushing as Kakashi's gaze swept over her. Almost without her permission, her arms reached up to shyly cover herself.

_

"Let me see you, Hinata-chan." Kakashi reached for Hinata's arms and pulled them away, holding her hands down to the bed as he nibbled a hickey on her neck. The moans leaving her throat had him growing hotter and harder, pushing against his pants.

"Keep your hands on the bed." He ordered as he moved down, one hand coming up to caress her breast. His mouth latched onto the other one, flicking her nipple with his tongue.

Satisfied that she would obey, he brought his other hand down to her thigh, pulling and hitching it up over his back to make her fall back down onto the bed. Hinata gasped in surprise, hands flying up to grab onto the pillow.

Kakashi pulled and sucked at her nipples, and the occasional brushes of his canines made breathless moans leave her throat. He pulled on the top of one stocking, and the snap when he released it increased the furious red of her full-body blush.

Kakashi kissed his way down from her breasts to her navel, moving lower. He reached her shorts, and looked up questioningly, fingering the waistband. "Anything you want." He reminded her, and smiled softly when she shyly nodded.

He unbuttoned her shorts, hooking his fingers in and pulling them and her panties down and off. Hinata's thighs went to close reflexively, which Kakashi remedied by settling between them, his shoulders keeping them wide open.

He parted her wet folds with his fingers, pressing a kiss there. The scent of her had his senses sharpening to a point he usually only experienced on missions.

_

"Ah! Kakashi-kun... " Hinata moaned breathlessly as Kakashi licked at her intimacy, sending heat running up her spine. She felt a finger nudge against her entrance, reaching deliciously deep. He moved his finger in and out, tongue flicking her button all the while, applying pressure that sent electricity zipping down her legs.

He added another finger, crooking them up and pressing as he sucked lightly on her button. Hinata quickly bit her finger to stop another moan from leaving her mouth. It was so embarrassing, how loud she was being.

Kakashi opened both eyes to look at her, the hypnotic red of the Sharingan holding her captive, and smacked her thigh, making her gasp. "The more you try to be quiet, the louder I'll try to make you, Koneko-chan." Kakashi spoke against her, making her whimper. "Understood?"

Hinata nodded, then corrected herself when Kakashi didn't resume his ministrations, only tilting his head slightly. "Y-yes, Sensei."

"Good girl."

Kakashi continued to voraciously eat her out, opening her up for his member. He pulled out a little and pushed up again, hitting her spot and sending stars bursting before her eyes. His pleased rumble told her before anything else that she must have been acceptably loud in that moment.

Kakashi continued his assault, pressing and licking until Hinata reached her peak. She shook on the bed, wetting his fingers and face as she screamed in ecstasy.

Kakashi licked his lips, grinning filthily as he sat up. "Delicious, Koneko-chan. How are we feeling?"

"Good. I'm good." Hinata nodded as she caught her breath. Then her eyes landed on the tent in his pants. "W-what. What about... you?"

Kakashi pushed up a little, swallowing and trying to not seem unbearably turned on. "I can take care of it myself, if you've changed your mind?"

Hinata shook her head vigorously, eyes still hazy, reaching up to push his hair back from where it was flopping over his forehead, moving down till her hand rested on his shoulder. "I have not."

"Alright." Kakashi caught her in a kiss, keeping it shallow as she came down from her high. He took off his pants and underwear with some manoeuvring and reached down to collect her juices on his fingers to coat his member, holding her cheek as she hissed a little in oversensitivity.

"Deep breaths, Hinata-chan." Kakashi slowly entered her, stopping just before her barrier, his fingers tapping on her cheek, prompting her to open her eyes. "Ready?"

"Yes." Hinata nodded, bringing her own hand up to intertwine with his.

Kakashi pushed past her barrier in one sure thrust and did his best to hold still, waiting for Hinata's go ahead.

_

Hinata winced as her barrier broke, breathing deep to avoid crying out. Kakashi caressed her cheek to provide comfort, and leaned down to pepper kisses on her face.

After a couple of minutes, Hinata squeezed his hand to get his attention, nodding and rocking back into him slightly. "Y-you can move."

Kakashi pecked her lips once more, and started moving, thrusting in and out in a steady rhythm. As they continued, the pain faded into pleasure. Her moans grew louder and louder, contrasting with Kakashi's quiet grunts.

Hinata pawed at his back, a little over-stimulated from the pleasure-pain-pleasure. She was sure she was leaving scratches.

Her breath came faster, as the pleasure she was feeling increased and increased, until she felt herself close to her peak again.

"Kakashi, K-Kakashi-kun I – "

"Let go for me, Koneko-chan" Kakashi panted, the muscles of his back tensing as he came close as well. "Come on." He moved a hand between them, rubbing her button to bring her over the threshold.

Hinata's body jerked and tightened around Kakashi as she came, her moans ringing through her ears. Kakashi reached his peak soon after, thrusting a couple more times before slowing to a stop.

Hinata lazily caressed Kakashi's back, wincing a little as he pulled out, and pulled his head against her collarbone as they both caught their breath.

"Good?" Kakashi asked after a few moments.

"Good." Hinata replied as her brain started working properly again.

"Great." Kakashi nuzzled her jaw and chuckled lazily. "Would be a shame if I didn't make it good for you. They might just strip me of the hat."

"That's not why you got the position." Hinata giggled, running her fingers through his hair, occasionally tugging lightly. "And who is they?"

"The Village Council, of course. And you don't know that!" Kakashi doubled down sleepily. "Being the Hokage is a cutthroat job."

"Well, if that's the case," Hinata went along, amused. "I will happily reassure the Village Council that you are perfectly capable of all expected tasks."

"Thank you, Hinata-chan. I do appreciate it."


A/N – Kiba and Shino being protective of Hinata and antagonizing any potential suitors? Fun.

Kiba and Shino being incredibly supportive and encouraging her to fuck that (allegedly) old man? Hilarious.

Kiba not knowing Kakashi's age was supposed to be a funny little bit just to keep things goofy but then I started doing math to see how old Minato, Obito and Rin would be and I thought I was correct (I was) but then I wanted to double-check, so I checked Narutopedia and I was like, 'Maybe I'm Kiba? How old are these people!?'

Also Kakashi became genin at 5??? Obito and Rin were 9??? They should've been at the club!!!

Kakashi does not wear the robes at all times, Anko and Shisui were just being dicks. Most of the time he has the hat, vest and armband.

Satoshi is Rin and Obito's son that I made up. He's 14, his Jōnin sensei is Shirakumo Hayama and that's all I know about him at the moment.