Prelude
Hello Guys! This is my first fanfic I've ever written and as you can probably deduce from the title, it's a loudcest fanfic, so a fair warning there. I was mainly inspired to write this after reading Catspeaker's Without sin fanfic (Which I recommend you read, it's really great) and seeing his version of the sinverse. I wanted to write a fanfic which would deal with how the family came to that point, which this story will be mostly about. I plan to write this in a style that the present and past overlap, meaning there will be parts of the past told by Lincoln from his perspective and then there will be part that will deal with his current life and maybe some drama later.
Anyway, just wanted to say that I'm by no means experieced writer so any constructive feedback will be welcomed. As to the story itself, I don't know how long I'll make it to be, but I'll do my best to try and finish the story.
(A sidenote just to be clear- I didn't create any of the sinkids OC's and all the credit goes to their original creators.)
Christmas holidays, one of the most celebrated holidays around the world, a time where families get together to celebrate and homes become cramped with all the relatives. One house, however was already cramped all year round, this house in the small town of Royal Woods Michigan had eleven permanent residents with nine more often staying for periods of time. Curently the house contained all twenty people trying to find their place in the cramped living room, helping with decorations.
"Leni, did you take the tinsel to make some new outfit again?" shouted Lincoln as he raised his head from decorations box he was diving through. Now that he was almost in his thirties he decided to let grow a long stubble beard as without it he felt that he looked too young. "Of course not, you told me not to, so I used them to make a cute Christmasy stockings, the old ones looked totally too plain." answered a woman with long glistening blond hair as she walked up the stairs to the attic. Lincoln could only groan and chastise himself for not thinking of that possibility. "I guess the glass balls will have to do."
As he went down the stairs with the box in his hands he passed along Lori's and Leni's old room and knocked on it, "Loan sweetie, I know you said you had to attend that Christmas boss raid on that mmorpg but this is important and I want everyone in the living room tonight. Today's the day." As soon as he said the last sentence a girl with blond messy hair and tired eyes poked her head through the door. "Wait, you mean you're gonna tell everyone the whole story dad?" asked Loan, obviously nervous. "Yes Loan, me, your mother and aunts decided it is finally the right time to let everyone know how our family started and why you haven't seen your grandparents." Said Lincoln with a solemn look in his eyes. He then proceeded down the hall, passing through more open rooms, interrupting Liby from her detective novel and Lemy from his guitar practice to call them to the living room.
As he walked downstairs he glanced on the wall filled with photos of his sisters and their children. There was the one with him, Luan and Liby getting her first braces, the one with Luna with little Lyra and baby Lemy attending Chuck's concert in Chicago and many other moments like these. At the bottom of the stairs was one large picture with their whole family, except for their parents and Lily. As he came down he glanced to the dining room seeing Lizy, Leia and Lyra helping Lola and Lana prepare the dinner table, setting decorations, plate and cutlery. As his sister noticed him they gave him a hearty smile and gave him a peck each, however they soon noticed his worried expression and his silence only confirmed their suspicions. "It's today isn't it?" asked Lana. Lincoln only nodded and reciprocated their kisses with his own, only a bit more sensual ones. "Don't worry Lincy, we're with you and we are never going to let you go ever again," Lola reassured him, "besides what would I do without my prince." This raised Lincolns mood a little as he informed them to later gather in the living room. He laid down the box and proceeded to the kitchen.
In the kitchen currently was Luan and Liena making what looked like a plum pudding, and at the kitchen table was seated Lacy and Lori making paper decorations to hang later. As he walked in, his foot was suddenly caught in something very sticky and he quickly lost balance and fell forward onto the floor, also covered in the sticky substance, which Lincoln recognized as honey once his tongue stuck to it. "Oh my Linc, going straight for my 'honeypot', seems like you instead ended up in a sticky situation." Laughed Luan as she turned to look down on him with the bowl still in her hands. Lincoln groaned while Liena weakly punched Luan's shoulder and signalled her displeasure at her inappropriate pun. "Luan, literally can't you hold off on pranks even during Christmas season?" said Lori not bothering to look up from the table, "also I'm not cleaning that up." "Oh please sis, don't act like you wouldn't want to catch our little bunny rabbit yourself." Giggled Luan as she came towards Lincoln and helped him to his feet while licking a bit of honey from his cheek. "Sorry honey, couldn't help myself, you're just too sweet." Lincoln came closer and touched her nose with his while taking bit of the pudding in the bowl and tasting it. "Well that explains why this pudding is lacking in honey." Liena just nodded in his direction and gave him a warm smile. "Luan, Lori sweetie could you please bring the children to the living room later, it's time we told them the story." Lori finally looked up with sad look and slowly nodded.
He made a quick stop by the basement to call Lisa from her lab work and finally came to the living room where Lucy and Luna were hanging the Christmas decorations and Lynn was adding wood to the fireplace. Lupa, Lemy were watching some Christmas game show. He slowly creeped behind the couch and ruffled both of their hairs. "Daaaaad!" They both exclaimed as Lincoln quickly retreated to avoid the counter attack. "Hey champs, just wanted to tell you me and your mothers decided that today we will tell you the whole story of how you all came to be." Soon all the members of the family started gathering in the living room. Lincoln and his sisters seated themself on their old couch while their children sat opposite of them on beanbags they bought couple of years back to make sure there was sitting room for everyone during movie nights. For a few moments after everyone settled there was silence, disrupted only by crackling of the fire and Lori's fart "It's the shoe god dammit, why does no one ever believe me."
"So, I assume all of you know why we are all here" asked Lincoln, mainly as a way to break the silence. "Yes dad, you're gonna tell us how you screwed all your sister and created the abominations that are us" answered Lupa, resting her chin on her arm seeming very bored to be there. "Honeybee, what did I tell you about language, and you're no abomination, you are my precious hellspawn." Lucy interjected before anyone could respond and came towards Lupa to give her a hug. "Exactly what your mother said honeybee, except maybe the hellspawn part, to me you're my little angel, a blessing that makes all of this worth it." Said Lincoln much to Lupa's dislike indicated by her sigh, same as Lucy's. "Anyway, the reason why we're here to tell you our story is so that you understand why we took this path, even when it may seem illogical, crazy, revolting even to some people, to us, it is as natural as the colour of the sky and warm summer breeze. I can not imagine my life without any of my sisters in it and their love. And you, children, are the manifestation of that love, so never ever think of yourselves as abominations." As Lincoln finished his speech, most of his children were looking relieved, even Lupa, and Leni with the rest of his sisters hugged him with teary eyes. "Your pops is right, and that is why we want you champs to know how our love came to be. Besides ain't you dudes curious about how your old man got all his sisters pregnant?" asked Luna with a smirk. Lincoln looked down on the floor with a slight blush. "Yeah, this story may also include some of our more, sensual, moments, but I think with the internet around you guys already know a lot more than we did your age about the birds and the bees when we started our relationships. So get comfortable and listen as your old man tells you the story of how our house became really loud."
"Good pun Linc" Noted Luan, smirking.
"Alright, pun aside, Luan was actually the first sister I got intimate with, you could say she was my first real love even, much to your aunt Lynn's displeasure." As Lincoln explained one could not overlook the enormous blush on Luan's face and an intense murderous look given of by Lynn.
"Enough stalling dad, just start the story already!" groaned Lupa annoyed, followed by nodding from the other children.
"Fine, fine... here it goes."
