It all started one Tuesday night, a few weeks after my twelfth birthday. It was one of Lynn's game nights, baseball I think, and the whole family went to cheer for her. That is everyone except for me and Luan. You see, Luan actually already had a date set up with her boyfriend Benny. He was kid she met in her theatre class and they really took off, guy also had his own marionette. They really seemed to be made for each other and we all cheered for them. Anyway as I was saying, Luan planned a date with him as a sort of anniversary, but the main reason was that since benny has missed Luan during April fools day she decided that she would perform a huge prank on him, as a show of love, that is, she regard laughter as the highest expression of love and so she loves spreading it.
"I though he would understand me, that he was the one, the person who would see past the jokester and see the girl underneath." Laun interjected.
I, on the other hand stayed home, mostly because Lynn was still feeling guilty about the whole 'Bad luck' fiasco and didn't want to force me into anything, but also because I had a big math test coming up on Thursday and really needed to study. So, I was the only person in the house since Luan already left by the time Lynn's game started. It was then around eight o'clock when I heard the front door open and close quickly with a crash, seconds later an angry set of footsteps made their way up the stairs and into Luna's and Luan's room. I didn't need Lisa's intellect to realize something must have gone terribly wrong with Luan's date. I myself have had some bad experiences with dates, there was Ronnie Anne and the whole fiasco that caused Bobby and Lori to break up because of what I said about her, mind that we did eventually make up, and then more recently my attempt at wooing Stella which ended with her friendzoning me. I would be lying if at that time I didn't feel like a complete failure of a man, but that wouldn't stop me from trying my hardest to help my sisters in any way possible.
After a few minutes of pondering how to best go around comforting my punny sister I decided that the best move to help her would be to at least try to learn what exactly happened and moved on from there. At least that was my original plan. I slowly got up from my desk, leaving my schoolwork open, figuring this would only take a few minutes as Luan would probably want to be left alone to her thoughts. I opened the door to peek into the hallway, still illuminated by light orange hue of the sun. As I slowly walked towards her door I could hear the faint sobbing, honestly at that moment my heart was probably as broken as hers, for to hear Luan, the most optimistic member of our family, cry meant that whatever she suffered was really terrible and that only further confirmed my worst predictions. Standing in from of the door I tried to compose myself, at least to give of a semblance of positivity and optimism to show Luan the world wasn't as dark as she was now probably viewing it. As to how well it worked. Let's just say the moment I opened the door and saw the wounded hummingbird that was my sister, laying on her bottom bunk bed, sobbing heavily into her pillow, and mister coconuts laying at the bottom of the bed with his face scraped, well... I couldn't hold up the facade and simply walked towards her bed to sit on it and slowly placed my hand on her back. "Luan, what happened?" I asked in the most soft and empathetic tone I could muster. She raised her head from the pillow and sat beside me. "Nothing serious Lincoln, I guess just wasn't up to date on current relationship trends, or relationships in general." Luan chuckled weakly, bursting into tears again, "Benny broke up with me." "What, why would he do that? You looked so happy together!" I said trying to find out how could a guy like Benny just dump a sweet soul like Luan. True, she does have her quirks and April 1st with her is a trial by fire but beneath all that she is just a lovable being just like all my sisters.
After a bit more comforting Luan opened up and told me that she invited Benny to Mexican restaurant and for starters wanted to spice things up a bit so she made a deal with the chef beforehand to replace some of the chilli peppers in Benny's meal with Carolina reapers and switch the cups with water with a Pythagorean cup (apparently it's some fancy cup that uses physics to drain itself when someone takes more than a sip). After that she would just give him a cup of milk, share a laugh and continue with their date. Unfortunately, it all went wrong, the chef replaced all of the peppers with Carolina reapers which made Benny nauseous and shorth of breath, he especially panicked after he saw the water disappear from the cup and to top it all of, panicking Luan gave him the milk which he quickly gulped down without thinking. What Luan didn't know was that Benny was actually lactose intolerant and normally took lactase capsules when they went to DairyLand together. Let's just say Benny had a terrible time, and unfortunately by the end of it screamed at Luan that he never wanted to see her again, which brings us to the present.
Luan stopped crying while recollecting what happened and now just sobbed lightly while curdled up sitting beside me. "I was stupid to think someone would like a freak like me. All I do is make people miserable." Luan said in a whispering tone, barely heard through her sobbing, "All my puns just make people groan, even you guys, and the only audience that ever laughs at my jokes all little children, probably too young to even understand most of them. And my got damn pranks, the horrible things I do to you guys, and why? Just because I'm some sick psycho that thinks these things will make you smile and laugh. I'm just a monster that doesn't deserve to be loved, maybe I should just spare everyone the suffering and end it..." Before she could even finished that terrible train of though I hugged her with all the might I could muster. I could not believe the sadness and despair that was currently radiating from my sister. Never have I though I would see Luan in such a terrible and broken state. I hung to her like a drowning man to a floating raft, wishing I could just transfer all her suffering onto me. "Thats not true and you know it Luan! Yes, your puns sometimes make us groan and roll our eyes but deep down they make our day a brighter one every time. Your audience may mostly be children, but the smile you put on their faces is more genuine and more valuable than any laugh you would get at some stand up comedy on TV. And even if your pranks may sometimes be extreme I have long ago learned you only express your love for us by going to those extreme lengths to prank us. Luan, you are no freak, you are my big sister that I love more than anything else in the world, even Clyde! Any boy should be grateful for having such a cute girl, with beautiful brown silky hair, adorable eyes and full lips hiding a glorious smile such as yourself. So please, don't say those horrible things."
By the end of my speech, I looked up and saw Luan sporting a blush, looking at me with awe of a person whose just heard something lifechanging. Only then did I realize what I said at the end and immediately hid my face in my shirt. I had honestly no idea what came over me but when I saw her form, sitting there alone in her room, illuminated slightly by the rays of sunshine penetrating the window rafters I just couldn't help it but notice how beautiful she looked. I suddenly became aware of all features, her cute bare freckled shoulder revealed by the pure white shirt tightly encompassing her small breasts, her slid down leg warmers revealing her silky white legs and most of all her full lips thinly laced with a beige lipstick. "Lincoln, do you really mean that, do you really think someone could really love me the way I am?" said Luan, breaking my inner monologue.
"What did you say to her dad?!" Lincoln was suddenly interrupted from his story telling by Liby who seemed to be completely immersed into the story telling
"Well you already know the answer my little sherlock. I told her the truth." As Lincoln answered he grabbed Luan sitting next to him into a deep kiss, their tongues dancing together for a few seconds before being separated by a angry looking Lynn at which they both chuckled. "Down worry Lynn, you will get your turn when we tell our story." Answered Lincoln, giving Lynn a small peck on the cheek.
He then turned back to Liby: "But in that moment it was a bit more complicated."
As Luan finished her sentence a giant battle was taking place inside of my mind, my sense of reason battled fiercely with my heart. My mind was a whirlpool of thoughts, I recalled all those moments Luan made me smile, all the moments she comforted me at my lowest, the times we spent together in her Funny inc. Business and how those filled my young naive self with so much joy. I remembered all those times I saw her change into all her different outfits during those gigs and how my naive little pecker would twitch when I saw her cute yellow bra and panties with a little white bow on them. As these thoughts flooded my mind another part of me felt another emotion, shame, shame at how I could even think these deviant things about one of my sisters. I remembered my dad telling me I always needed to be the responsible brother to all my sisters, the one that would help them and protect them in any situation. Yet, what does that even mean, is this familiar love the only thing I should feel? Why is it wrong that on top of that love I feel another even deeper type of love for my sister? After all, if no other man was worthy of her love and no other man could shower her with the affection she desperately needs, why can't I be the one to provide her with it? During those few seconds I questioned the morality of everything I've been told by my parents and by society in general. I pondered all of these things in my mind and then suddenly, as if an earthquake had hid my conscious mind a damn of emotion buried deep inside me broke. I loved Luan, I loved her more than I have ever loved any other woman, I've known her all my life, I know all her quirks, her habits, her misunderstood soul. In that moment I decided to forsake everything I've been told up to this point and made a choice that altered the course of my and my sisters lives.
"I don't think so Luan, I know it because... because I love you Luan. I love you more than any other girl I ever crushed on, and I certainly love you more than that asshole Benny or any other man that can't see the real you!" I exclaimed looking right into her eyes with the best look of determination I could muster.
Luan looked absolutely shocked, her mouth slightly agape, her eyes wide open staring at me as if I had suddenly grew another head. At that moment I though I just committed the worst mistake of my life. I was sure that she was horrified and disgusted by me, that she would never speak to me again, moreover that she would tell our parents and I would end up locked away in some mental hospital, treated as the worst kind of freak there is. Yet as despair started to settle inside of me I noticed that the look on Luan's face wasn't that of horror, nor disgust. It was a look of someone who was just presented with the best news of their life. "Luan, I'm sorry, I'm just really emotional right now and maybe it came out the wrong wa..." before I could finished however my mouth was quickly covered by something soft and warm. It was Luan's lips connecting with my own, and it was the best feeling I have ever felt. My body was quickly flooded with head and I reciprocated the kiss, my hand grabbing Luan's cheek and bringing her closer. Before we even realized it our tongues were already tied together in a warm and moist dance. After a few more seconds our lips separated, due to our need for oxygen, leaving a trail of glistening saliva connecting our separated mouths.
"I also love you my adorable little dork." Luan spoke softly and pulled me into a hug. A moment later I felt a new steam of warm tears dampening my shoulder. "Sorry Linc, I'm just so happy right now, I know I shouldn't be, but with you I know you meant every word you said and it just makes me feel like I can really be happy."
By this point my sense of reason was completely thrown out the window and my body was completely under control of my love and lust for Luan. As she was hugging me I started kissing the base of her neck, working my way up to her chin and eventually to her nectar sweet lips. I could tell Luan was enjoying this just as much as me, indicated by her soft moans every time my wet tongue came into contact with her sensitive skin. Suddenly she separated herself from me, her eyes met mine again and this time what I saw weren't the eyes of a wounded animal but rather a panther ready to pounce on it's prey. In a swift motion she pushed me down on her bed and saddled me. "Playing with a girls heart like this is dangerous Link, it seems Mr. Coconuts isn't the only dummy in our house." She said as she undid her hair and let it fall down past her shoulders. I was immediately struck by the contrast in her appearance. While Luan with her ponytail was impossibly cute and innocent like, with her hair down like this I could only think about how beautiful and erotic she looked. Luan seemed to revel in my dumbstruck appearance for a bit before she unbuttoned her shirt, revealing her yellow bra hiding the small mounds on her chest. Now it was her turn to blush as she unhooked her bra, finally freeing the breasts from their prison of fabric. "I know they aren't much, but I though I would show you how much I love you Lincy." My dick was now absolutely raring to be freed from my pants, throbbing with enough force to ripple through my jeans and onto Luans panties. She let out a startled moan at the surprise assault my lower member launched at her. I used this opportunity to catch her by surprise and pull her down towards me and immediately started assaulting her small perky nipples with my tongue. Soon Luan started moaning rather loudly while also grinding her lower lips on my member, still trapped in my jeans. It didn't take long before, having reached her orgasm, she started convulsing, which caused my to also go over the edge into what at that time was the hardest orgasm I've ever felt, and make an absolute mess of my undies.
We laid there far a good moment, Luan resting on top of me breathing slowly, and contemplated what just happened. After a while Luan finally lifted her head and looked me straight in the eyes. "Lincoln, I..I don't think I can ever go back, this is the happiest I have ever been, even more happy then I performed my first comedy show. I don't think I can be without you anymore so please, please tell me you don't regret this." She practically begged me to tell her this wasn't a mistake.
I simply brought my finger up to her mouth to shush her and said: "Luan, never in thousand years would I consider this a mistake. You are my sweet sister and I would to anything to make you happy and if there is no man deserving of you I will gladly fill that role. Luan Loud, I love you, will you please be my girlfriend?"
"Yes Lincoln, I will!" She simply answered before we again started to make out. However during it she paused as something seemed to hit her nostrils: "You should probably go and get yourself cleaned up or the others will smell something fishy, get it?
I quickly went into the bathroom and rinsed my undies before putting them in the laundry basket. As I went to my room to get new set of underwear I saw Luan in her room, changing into her sleepwear, also putting her wet panties onto the laundry pile in their room. We exchanged glances and I came up to her to get her a peck on the lips and wish her goodnight, deciding to hurry up to my room as the others would surely return in a moment.
That night I couldn't sleep, all I could think about was the crazy situation I found myself in. Having a relationship with Luan would no doubt be extremely challenging, having to hide our love from our other nine sisters and our parents, fighting the urge to be affectionate with each other in the open. It would be torturous, but at the same time the reward would be heavenly. I spent the night thinking of how we could keep our relationship secret and eventually move somewhere where we wouldn't need to hide. Little did I know at the time that Luan wouldn't be the only sister I would get closer than a normal sibling to.
"But I'm afraid that will have to wait. It's almost time for dinner and the story can wait unlike my stomach." I said, much to the displeasure of all the kids seated in front of me.
"Come on dad, don't keep us on edge." Groaned Loan
"Don't worry my angels, you will hear all of the story soon, but first I must something to eat because I'm starving." I assured her.
"Oh no, we can't have that, what kind of wife would I be if I let my Husbandbro starve. Good thing I prepared Sauerkraut peanut butter sandwiches for everyone." Commented Luan as she got up and went to the kitchen to get the food ready, while ignoring the yelps of protest coming from all the kids and sisters.
"Don't worry guys, she's just messing with us, I hope..." Liby said trying to calm everyone down while a riot was taking place in the cramped living room.
Iused this opportunity to slip away from the couch and into the kitchen. There as Luan was slicing a big tray of lasagna into smaller pieces I snuck behind her, grabbing her shoulder and pulling her into a kiss. "Seems the prankster I fell in love with is still safe and sound."
Just then I felt a sandwich filled with my favourite combination being showed into my mouth. "The prankster you fell in love with is now also your wife, and I always make sure my little bro is satisfied."
'God damn I love this woman.'
