Hey guys, just wanted to say I wanted to say I decided to write the story in a way that ' ' indicate thoughts and sentences in bold are said in the present when someone interupts Lincoln's story telling.
A small fire was slowly crackling inside a house in Royal woods while a large family of twenty people were seated by a large dining room table. With so many people the table was noticeably cramped but thankfully due to Lincoln's idea to buy a bigger some time ago table everyone managed to squeeze in. The main course, the so called lynnsagna, was currently being brought from the kitchen by Luan with the help of her daughter Liby, who noticeably struggled with the hot tray even with mittens on. Behind them Liena came in with another large plate of ham, earning herself a few amused and scornful looks as the ham displayed the features of already being feasted on. As everyone got their fill, Luan seated herself next to Lincoln and Luna and started eating.
"Hey Lupa, get your own plate you thief, this ham's mine!"
"No way, they are like three seats away from me, do you want your big sis to die of hunger before she reaches the grub?"
The peace was soon disturbed by Lupa and Lemy arguing over a piece of ham, which was only the beginning of the chaos that ensued as more children started talking and arguing among each other. Lacy trying to reach a new record of how much lasagna can fit in somebody's mouth before being scolded by Lyra. Lyla fusing over gravy that got into his long hair due to Lizy's lack of table manners and Liby and Loan betting on who will start a brawl first. Lincoln could only smile as the chaos at the table reminded him younger years, when all was simple and their parents were still with them... Not wanting to continue the gloomy train of thoughts Lincoln poked Luna sitting beside him, whispering something into her ear.
"Alright chaps, seems everyone is having fun so I guess we can just skip the part when your father here got himself the sexiest musician as his wife."
And suddenly there was silence, which the Loud siblings found unexpectedly comical and quickly shared a laugh before Lincoln continued: "So kids, do you want me to continue the story of 'how I met your mothers.' Get it? ey?" Everyone except Luan groaned. "Good try honey, but I think you should leave the puns to me." A bit disheartened Lincoln continued: "Alright, alright, so where did I end, oh right me and Luan..."
After the incident of that fateful night, me and Luan started spending almost all our free time together. I would attend her gigs as her assistant and we would make out in the backstage during breaks, one time when we were doing a mime skit for some emo girl we almost got caught as Luan though it would be funny if she pantomimed some "horse-riding" with me during the breaktime only to make me bust a nut in my mime pants. As you can imagine we didn't have a spare so our next act involved Luan spilling some water on me and then making the "cleaning pants skit". To this day I thank the lord if there is one that there weren't any parents nearby or we would have had a really hard time trying to explain that.
I even joined the theatrical club to spend even more time with her. Luan couldn't have been more happy, because as it turned out Benny who broke up with her got himself a new girlfriend just a few days after Luan. I think her name was Shannon or something I can't quite remember, but I do remember all the remarks and jokes she made about Luan, how much of a freak she was for pranking Benny and how she will never find another man that would accept her the way she was. One time whe would approach me and Luan to poke fun at both of us: " Well, well, well... What do we have hear, the crazy bitch and her mutant of a brother. Is this your new boyfriend, I mean I know you must be desperate but incest seems too freaky even for a monster like you. But again, maybe it's just in your genes." Normally we would just ignore her, but that day I was in a bad mood and hearing the love of my life be ridiculed like that made me snap back at her: " I don't know Shannon, maybe the fault lies with Benny, he just couldn't handle my sister and so he chose some random mild bitch like you, unlike those peppers he shit his pants with during his last date." This earned me a heart melting chuckle from Luan, and a slap from Shannon, but that wasn't important to me at the time. Anyway, after that exchange she stopped her ridicule of Luan and stuck to only having some witty remark every now and then. As for Benny, he seemed to do his best to avoid Luan, I don't know whether it was due to awkwardness or if he feared Luan's retaliation but I think it was for the best.
Overall I got to know Luan a lot more over the days that followed and I fell for her even harder. To see how much effort she put into every act, to make sure her audience would have an amazing time, it made me appreciate even her day to day puns she would make at home, which earned me some confused looks from the rest of the family but not much else. Luan also seemed to feel the same way towards me as she often accompanied me to comic stores and new superhero movies and saw how passionate I was about them. She told me she found it extremely adorable and that she had to resist the urge to smother me each time I fanboyed over a fight scene in a movie or when a new comic came out.
It were some of the best days of my life, even if we had to hide our affection, just spending time with Luan filled me with happiness and every day I snuck from my friends at school during breaks to spend some more time with her. Of course I still spent a lot of time with Clyde and my other friends, but despite my best efforts they soon noticed I was spending a lot more time with Luan than usual.
"Alright guys, sorry to cut the news report shorth but I promised Luan I'd help her organize the birthday party for Lisa's friend Darcy today." I called out as I packet my things into the schoolbag after finishing a script for next week's school news our journalism club was doing. "Going to see your girlfriend again Lincoln? Don't worry we couldn't possible keep you away from your love." Said rusty as I was heading for the door, enticing a laugh from Liam, Zach and Stella. "Come on guys, Lincoln's just making sure his sister is happy. You all know how sad she was when Benny broke up with her." Countered Clyde, thankfully the day after what happed between me and Luan we came up with a plan, one that involved Luan pretending to be really depressed over what happed between her and Benny and I told everyone I was spending more time with her to make sure she doesn't do anything stupid. Unfortunately, now that Luan no longer pretends to be depressed people started questioning why I was still spending most of my free time with her. Thankfully later I would come up with a better lie, or more specifically it fell right into my lap so to speak, but until then I had to put up with their daily witty remarks. "Come on guys, Luan is my sister, that would be beyond messed up, I just want to keep my promise to her, I'd hate to see her disappointed in me. Besides, her performances are fun, you should come by when she does her stand up at Lynn's table." I said, ignoring their snickering and went my way, feeling guilty about lying to my friends so much.
But as I said before, it was all worth it, at nights, when Luna would sneak away to go see her girlfriend Sam, which was quite often, I would come to Luan's room and we would express our love more physically. We tried many new things together, Luan was the first girl that ever gave me a fellatio, even if I couldn't last more than a few seconds, and I would pay her back in kind with my own tongue finding it's way to her lower lips. What can I say, we were both very pent up each time we got the chance to be alone together, and so we would get the most out of each moment. It certainly helped I had enormous stamina and could go at it five times in a row.
It was around three weeks after the confession that we decided to take our relationship even further and to lose our virginities to each other. We prepared for it a few days in advance, I would read all these guides online on how to make the most pleasurable first time. Meanwhile Luan got her hands on some condoms from a friend that often used them to make water balloons for some reason, don't ask me why. I paid Lola for the information on when Luna had her next date with Sam and then we waited. When the day came I got to my room, turned off the light and simply waited for Luan to text me when the coast was clear and the mission could begin.
It was around 10pm when I received Luan's text signalling the coast was clear. I immediately torn off my blanket and tiptoed towards the door. I opened it and stepped into the hallway, seeing the door on Luan's room slightly ajar. I hugged the wall and slowly walked towards it, just as I was a few steps away from it the bathroom door suddenly opened. As quickly as I could managed I turn on my "really tired but got woken up because of my full bladder so I now must go to the bathroom and nothing else" mode just as Lori stepped out in her nightgown and frowned at me. "What are you doing up this late?" I looked up at her, putting on my best sleepy expression and said "What does it look like Lori, I need to empty my bladder or I'll burst. And don't forget who's on laundry duty this week so make way." "Hey, watch your language squirt! Sigh, just go..." Lori said as she hurried towards her room, sending a quick message on her phone, most likely complaining to Bobby about me.
As much as I wanted to go to Luan I need to make sure Lori isn't suspicious of me so I got into the bathroom and waited a few minutes there before quickly dashing into Luan's room.
"Bro, what took you so long? Did you trip over that raging boner you've got in your pants and fell down the stairs?" Luan mocked me as I closed the door.
"Haha, very funny sis. No, I just needed to avoid being turned into a human pretzel, again." I answered her before sitting beside her on the bed, giving her a small peck on the lips. "Seems someone is eager to lose their innocence today." Luan snickered and kissed me more passionately. "Who wouldn't be when it's with such a beautiful jokester, who I hope is above "hole in condom" prank." I gave her a stern look and immediately broke into soft laughter when Luan regarded me as if I'd offended her "Oh please Lincoln, do I look like a some second rate clown? Besides, I don't spare my "raw" jokes with you." She laughed, "but seriously I don't want to have a child with you yet." "Wait, what do you mean ye..." I was hushed with a finger to my lips. "Later link, now it's time we took our love even further, my little snow bunny." She whispered the nickname she used when we were alone. If I till now I was hard as a rock, now I was hard as a diamond. Get it? Because diamond is the hardest material on earth and... Anyway I'm getting sidetracked.
"No, no Lincoln, continue with your highly scientific description with diamonds physical properties." Commented Lisa snickering.
"Aunt Lisa, not now, we are getting to the best part!" She was immediately hushed by Lemy's protest.
"Thanks Lemy, anyway back to the story..."
Soon we were both in various stages of undress, hugging each other on the bed while wrestling with our tongues. At that moment I was unbelievably thankful Lisa helped Luna soundproof their room so she could play her guitar in there. Luan was now lying below me, her shirt unbuttoned revealing a yellow lingerie, which I bought with her two days prior after our visit to the props shop, and let's just say I did not regret my investment even if it cost me 2 months worth of allowance. Her hair was now undone, her light brown locks flowing down to her shoulders with its end falling off the edge of the bed. Her braces glistened under the moonlight coming into the room through the window, revealing her genuine beautiful smile, the type of smile she reserved only for me, the smile that made me forget about any negative aspects of our incestuous relationship. "Luan, are you absolutely sure about this?" "Come on bro, I may be a clown but I take things seriously, and I want you to know I'm also serious about this thing between us. So please Linc, take my virginity." Luan answered, kissing me on the cheek before reaching to the bedside drawer and pulling out a condom package with an Ace Savvy logo. "Wait what, they also make condoms?" I asked in disbelief. "Apparently, when she showed all the brands she had I just knew I had to take this one. So how about it Mr. Hero, will you take justice into your own hands and punish this naughty criminal?" Luan said in the most seductive tone she could muster. I had to fight back the urge to laugh as to not ruin the moment, thankfully I managed and quickly took and unwrapped the condom, putting it on my erect member. I stretched my hand to her now soaked panties and pulled them gently aside while aligning my member with her entrance. I slowly pushed it inside her, each centimetre feeling better and better, until I reached a resistance. I looked up at Luan, moaning softly, trying to catch her breath and said the most cheesy line I could think of. "From now on, I'll be yours and you'll be mine, forever and ever my dear sis." Which earned me a strained chuckle and a kiss on the lips from Luan. Then I broke her hymen and officially took her virginity.
Right then, as if fate itself orchestrated it all, we both heard the window pane close and looked up to see Luna looking at us in utter disbelief, shock and even to some degree disgust as I could read from her expression. Upon closer inspection however I also noticed her red puffy eyes, as it she had been crying recently and then noticed the clock on the bedside table, showing that it was way too early for her to be back from her night outing with Sam.
I quickly pulled out and we both covered ourself with a blanked. Luan then opened her mouth as if to say something put was stopped as Luna's fist connected with her face as she pounced on her, throwing off the bed and started beating her on the ground. "You! How could you! How could you rape our brother?! Your brother!? You bitch, I will kill you for this!" Luna screamed as she mercilessly pounded disoriented Luan.
After the momentary shock I quickly jumped from the bed and tossed Luna to the side away from Luan as I held her in my arms, checking whether she was alright. Thankfully she was conscious and seemed okay aside from her now chipped front tooth.
"Wait, so that's why you have chipped tooth just like dad, mom?" asked Liby before glaring at Luna, "Aunt Luna, how could you hurt my mom like that?!"
"Sorry Liby, I regret my actions that day, but to be fair, it was easy to misinterpret the situation when you see your sis having sex with her four years younger brother." Answered Luna while scratching the back of her head.
"What the hell Luna?!" I screamed at her, my body still filled with adrenaline, "why did you attack Luan like that? She's done nothing wrong!"
"Dude, listen to me, I don't know what she told you but what you were doing is wrong! She's just trying to use you Linc, listen to me, we need to call our parent and then..." Explained Luna. I immediately understood how the situation looked to her. She must have though Luan was manipulating and raping me. I internally slapped myself for not speaking up immediately when we saw her and quickly tried to explain the situation to her. "Luna no! Don't call them, let me explain. I know how this looks to you but Luan wasn't raping me. We... Me and Luan are in a relationship, we've been in one ever since Benny broke up with her, and this was all my idea." "Luna, you know I love Lincoln, I would never do anything to deliberately hurt him." Luan spoke up after spitting some blood on the wooden floor on which she was laying.
"What, you mean to tell me the two of you have been an item this whole time? So that's why you've been so awfully close lately. Duuude. Oh my god, why, how?" Luna said, putting her arms to the temples of her head.
"I realized I always felt this way towards her and the night she got dumped by Benny, I just couldn't look at how broken she was and that gave me the push I needed to confess to her. And as you can probably tell she reciprocated my feelings" I explained.
"And it was the best choice I ever made. I don't care what you or the others feel. Call me freak, call me insane, but I love my brother more than a sister should." Added Luan, while pulling herself closer to me and nuzzling her face into my neck.
"I don't expect you to understand but please Luna, for the sake of your brother and sister, don't tell mom and dad about this. They would separate us and probably put us into a loony bin and I can't let that happen." I pleaded, hoping me and Luan would have to resort to any extreme back up plans we devised for if our relationship was discovered.
"I... Fina Linc, if this is really what you want I'll keep my mouth shut." She sighs as she extends her hand to Luan, "sorry sis, I've just had a really shitty night and I guess I took out my anger on you."
"Now that you mention it, what happened? Why are you back so early? Lola told me you had a date with Sam." I asked after noticing how dark her expression was. "I dumped Sam." Luna answered in a low voice before wiping the tears that formed around her eyes. "What, why? What happened, did she say something to you? Don't tell me she hurt you?" I ran up to Luna and embraced her in a hug, while Luan came from the side putting a hand on her shoulder in a reassuring manner. "No, don't worry dude, your big sis is fine. It's just, for a few days something's been bugging me about Sam. She started to act differently ever since our relationship became public. You see, when we go to perform at one our gigs there are always some assholes calling us slurs like rug munchers or dykes, you know, the usual crap. It doesn't bother me but it seems it does Sam, she became a lot more bitter since then, always getting aggressive when we get called out. On our last gig here at Royal woods there was this old dude at the bar we were performing at that wouldn't stop screaming slurs at us during the performance until the security kicked him out. Sam didn't react in any way so I assumed everything was fine, but I should have known better, she had this creepy smile on her the whole time after he was kicked out. Well today during our date I found out why. She knew this guy, he was a former teacher of hers in elementary school or something she told me. And guess what her plan for our date tonight was." Luna asked us after she finished recollecting her story to us.
"Were you going to throw some paint on his house? Or key his car?" Luan asked hoping nothing more serious happened.
"She wanted to burn down his house." Luna grimly said as she took a seat on the bed.
"Oh god!" Me and Luan both exclaimed, shocked at the revelation.
"You said it Brah. I tried to talk her out of it but it was like she was in a trance. Every word she said seeped with venom, I've never seen that side of her. After I refused to help her, she called me coward and said that 'someone needs to protect our relationship'." Luna kept on recounting her experience to us, "We then screamed at each other for a while and a the end of it I broke up with her. Thankfully someone heard us and called the cops before Sam could do something and I hightailed it out of there, and that's about it."
"I'm so sorry you had to go through something like that Luna." Said Luan before pulling Luna into an even tighter hug, before coughing some blood due to the braces having slashed quite a bit of the inner lips.
"I'm also sorry Luan, I guess seeing you with Lincoln, it just made me jealous... jealous of how happy you looked together so I just assumed the worst to comfort myself." Luna said, returning the hug.
Luan looked at her curiously for a bit until her face took on a slightly mischievous smile. "You know Luna, you could easily be just as happy as me. I'm sure Lincy here would love to help you."
"What are you getting at Luan?" I asked a bit confused at what she was implying.
"I'm saying that as much as I love you Lincy, I also love my sisters, and I know you do too. And I know it wouldn't be fair of me to hoard you all to myself." Luan said putting a hand on my cheek and pulling her forehead to mine.
"Wait a minute brah, I know I said I was jealous of you and Linc, and I do love Lincoln, but as a big sister." Luna said flustered, a red hue painting her face.
"Luna, you and me have been roommates ever since I was born. I know you better than any of our siblings and I know deep down, you also harbor romantic feelings for Lincoln. Come on, every time Lincoln help with finding new gigs or organizing your band you spend the hours before bed telling me about how wonderful he is and how lucky you are to have him. You can pretend to be noble and moral as much as you want but you know deep down you love him a lot more than you should." Luan said, putting a hand on Luna's chin, diverting her gaze on me.
"I.., I..., I wouldn't, I shouldn't, I..., I do. God dammit Luan I do Love him! Why? Why Sam? Why couldn't you have been the one. I've my best to ignore these feelings. I've though maybe Sam would be the one to cure my depraved thoughts, but it had been in vain. In the end Lincoln, you are the only person that I truly love. I'm sorry." Luna looked at me with sorrow in her eyes.
Throughout it all I simply sat there, Trying to understand what was happening. Not only was Luan in love with me but also Luna?! Were any other sisters feeling the same? But most importantly what should I do? I realized what Luan said is true, I do love all of my sisters and I would to anything in the world to make them happy, as their happiness is my happiness as well as their sorrow is my sorrow.
"Luan, are you sure about this, if I also date Luna than I won't have all my time for you anymore and I couldn't stand it if you felt sad because of that." I said turning to Luan.
"Lincy, I said this before and I'll say it again. I'll love you no matter what, because I know that you love me and our other sisters more than anything and I couldn't bring myself to torment you by denying them your love. So please, make Luna happy." Luan said with a smile on her lips. With the way moonlight was illuminating her long brown locks from behind I would have sworn she was an angel in a mortal coil. "Alright, Luna, I also love you more than a sister and if this is truly what you want then I promise I'll be the best boyfriend to you that I can be. And that I'll never force you to burn someone's house with me." I exclaimed toward Luna while getting on my knee, taking her hand in mine. Luna and Luan both chuckled before Luna answered, "Alright my prince charming, I'll hold you to your word." Before she picked me up with her hands and brough me into a deep kiss.
"Aaaanyway, now that all of this is taken care of, I do still have a few more condoms left." Luan interrupted us with a seductive voice as she waved tw more condoms in her hand.
"What do you say chap, ready for your first threesome?" Luna said as she nudged me with her elbow and took a seat next to Luan, tossing her purple shirt away, revealing her bare chest without a bra. I could only stare, completely stunned by her exposed breasts. "What, its nighttime and I wasn't in the mood for putting on a bra when it was supposed to be only me and Sam anyways."
With two of my sisters sitting in from of me with their breasts exposed I couldn't control myself any longer. I quickly pounced at them, pinning both of them on Luans bed as I started licking Luna's breast and massaging Luans with my hand.
"Wow sis, I think we turn our little white bunny into a white wolf, get it, like the one from the oah.." Said Luan before being interrupted by me pinching her nipple with my hand.
"So that's how we can stop you from doing your puns. I should take notes from you Linc." Giggled Luna before she too moaned as I started to suck at her breast. I thenk brough my hands down to both of their wet lower lips and started slowly fingerings them in a steady rhythm. Soon they both started both started to shake as their orgasm with Luna even squirting a bit. I slowly got up and admired my handywork as the two girls lay underneath me breathing slowly, trying to recover from their orgasms.
"Damn dude, where did you learn to do that, even Sam wasn't that good with her hands." Spoke Luna as she was the first to recover. "Well I am the fifth best junior magician in Royal woods and magicians need to have nimble fingers." I boasted before pulling down my pants and placing the condom on my erect penis. "Whoa, that has to be at least 6 inches, and you barely started puberty. How did you handled that Luan?!" Luna said panicking a bit. "With a ton of foreplay." Answered Luan as I again aligned my member with a entrance, this time not hesitating I plunged my rod inside her and started pounding her like a dog in heat. "Oh god Linc, didn't know you were this pent up. Careful or you might break me." Luan said in between moans, pulling herself up to my face kissing me with my teeth clashing against her braces due to the force with which I was pounding her. Soon I came to a halt at a sudden urge to release come over me and I plunged myself as deep as I could inside her as a torrent of hot cum filled the condom the heat causing Luan to moan loudly and orgasm together with me. As I pulled out the condom stuck inside her and my penis slipped from her. I panicked briefly and quickly tied up the condom as to prevent any jizz from spilling out. Luan simply laid there, too tired to do anything. I looked up at Luna who at her back against her wall and was quietly masturbating as she was watching us. She looked up at me with a hint of worry and I simply smirked as my member stood up once more.
In the end both Luna and Luan fell asleep on the bottom bed. I decided it would be best if I left now, so I covered them with a blanket and gave both of them a kiss on the cheek as I left towards my room. In the hallway I glanced at the clock which now showed one in the morning and I sighed to myself knowing I wouldn't get much sleep tonight.
The next day at around six in the morning there was a knock on the front door, seeing as I was the only one downstairs right now, eating my cereals with milk I went towards the door and opened it. In front of me stood a woman, with the same height as Luna but with a longer blond hair with streak of turquoise colour. "Hi, sorry to disturb you this early, you are Lincoln right? Just came to talk to your big sis about something important, could you please call her down here?"
It took all of my willpower to not kick her in the shin and close the door in her face after what she put Luna through but I managed to compose myself and answered: "Sorry Sam, but Luna doesn't want to see you right now, or ever again to be precise. So please, leave our property."
"Wair, but.." I slammed the door before she could finish her sentence as I turned and walked back into the kitchen muttering to myself: "Besides she's got someone better whole truly loves her now."
