Hey guys, Tangymos here! Sorry for the wait, I've been on a vacation with my family and couldn't write for some time. But now I'm back, this time featuring everyone's favourite goth.

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That was all the white haired man could hear for the past hour and a half as he laid in his bed, staring at the 'mostly' white ceiling above him. On his right side laid a naked womanly figure with a visibly toned body and thick brown hair that sprawled to her shoulders, her limbs currently twisted into position he didn't know was possible. It honestly amazed Lincoln how 'unladylike' Lynn got when she fell asleep, not that he minded, he fell in love with her rough and tomboyish side after all. Although he really would be thankful if she at least dropped the snoring habit as it compromised his ability to really replenish his energy during the night, which he desperately needed after the rough session Lynn put him through.

Last day, after the Lynn got scolded by the principal Gurdle, she came home extremely agitated and right after Lincoln finished retelling the story and all the Loud family members retreated to their room to rest and prepare for tomorrows Christmas eve, Lynn pulled Lincoln aside, and despite his protests and desperate clinging to any furniture in the way, dragged him to the master bedroom. The last thing Lincoln saw were the pitying gazes of his sisters and Lisa who was already placing a selection of painkillers and other meds on the Living room table in case Lincoln again received extensive damage to his lower body.

The one thing every Loud sister knew was that when Lynn had a really bad day, she would cope with it by pouring all of her frustration into the intense lovemaking with her brother. While Lincoln was usually dominant in bed, after all how couldn't he be when he had to satisfy nine of his sisters on daily basis, when Lynn went all out he didn't stand a chance and ended up as some blow up sex doll as Lynn used him to pleasure her sexual urges while also directing her anger towards someone. This sometimes resulted in Lincoln receiving some rather heavy trauma to his genitals and his pelvis. The only good thing about it was that Lincoln didn't need to practically do anything.

After the fact Lynn would usually apologize profusely to her brother for her lack of control and swear she wouldn't do it again, which no one believed. But Lincoln didn't mind, he knew Lynn was impulsive and he also knew that despite her tough exterior she was deeply emotional, on par with his gothic sister, and often had to express these emotions through physical contact. That is one of the reasons while she was so into all kinds of sports when she was young, as they provided her with the means to express all her positive and negative emotions. To this day Lincoln is immensely grateful to Lynn, for he knows the athletic girl sacrificed her sports career to become a teacher, all so she could be the best mother possible to their daughter Lacy. In his eyes, broken pelvis here and there was the least he could do to repay her for her sacrifice.

After deciding he would get no more sleep, Lincoln turned to his side to look at the time displayed on the digital alarm on the bedside cupboard. The alarm displayed 4:45AM and Lincoln decided he might as well do his morning routine so he could start early on preparing the Christmas dinner. He gently pried his lovers hand that was draped over his chest and slowly got up, wiping Lynn's drool off of his shoulder. As he got to his feat he heard and felt a loud pop coming from his back and quickly put his hands on his pelvis to check if everything was ok. Thankfully it seemed nothing was broken, except for his ego, and the only thing that suffered extensive damage was his now completely bruised penis. "Sorry buddy, I'll ask Lisa to fix you up later." Linc whispered looking at it mournfully.

He then rushed into the bathroom connected to the master bedroom and took a quick shower before donning on his signature orange shirt and black jeans, however as today was Christmas eve he decided to modify his outfit by adding a Santa Claus tie he found in his dad's tie collection a few days back and putting on a Santa hat. "Hopefully Leni won't murder me for committing a crime against fashion as she calls it." He chuckled to himself before heading into the Living room, picking up a few of the painkillers Lisa left there the other day.

As he walked into the kitchen he barely managed to notice the humanoid shape hiding behind the corner and merely avoided being tackled as it jumped right onto him, wrapping its legs around his neck.

"I've got you now you thief! Next time thing twice before robbing the Loud house." Lacy exclaimed, her legs tightening around Lincolns neck. "Wait, why do you look like my dad?" Lacy released her grip, dropping down, allowing Lincoln to catch his breath. "Dad, why are you robbing your own house?" She asked as she cocked her head to the side, seeming genuinely perplexed.

"Firstly, I'm just here to make myself a cup of coffee, not to rob my fridge." Lincoln explained. "And secondly, what are you doing here so early?"

At this Lacy shrank down a little and put one arm around the other. "Well, I was just really excited and I couldn't sleep. So I was doing some exercises until Lupa kicked me out of the room, so I went downstairs and hid here when I heard someone approaching."

"Sorry..." She added meekly

Lincoln then bent down and picked Lacy into a hug. "You really are just like your mother. Tell you what, how about since we're both awake you help me prepare some breakfast for your sisters? I'll even teach you my pancakes recipe."

After hearing that Lacy practically beamed as she jumped down from her father's grasp and ran to the cupboards to bring out all the necessary equipment. Lincoln simply smiled as he prepared some coffee.

After a few hours the rest of the family woke up and started to pour into the dining room to be greeted by Lincoln and overjoyed Lacy that couldn't stop bragging about making 'some' of the pancakes herself.

"How was last nigh dear brother, will you be requiring my services to offer your precious member an honorary send off?" Asked Lucy in monotone voice, suddenly appearing behind Lincoln. "Ha ha, very funny Luce, don't worry, he's taken a lot tougher beatings throughout my years than this." Lincoln responded, noticing Lucy looking at Lupa, as if signalling something. "What?" "Nothing dear brother of mine, just be careful you don't slip into the small grave by the backyard entrance." Lucy quickly caught Lincoln's attention before he could see Lupa hiding a small coffin with Lincoln Jr. Inscription on it.

"Aaaanyways, you don't have nothing to worry about my shadow, after some of Lisa's regenerative cream it should be as good as new for our nightly sinmaking." Lincoln said, entrapping Lucy's lips with his own, eliciting a series of groans from the children at the table.

"Well, seems like I didn't go hard enough on you if you're so eager to go after my sis first thing in the morning." Said Lynn, emerging from the master bedroom, her hair now tied into a ponytail, wearing shorths and a sports bra.

"It's not like that Lynn, it's..." Lincoln nervously blurted

"Don't worry Stinkin, I'm just messing with ya. Anyway, wanna join me and Lacy for a morning jog?" Lynn asked, making herself a protein shake on the kitchen counter.

"Sorry Lynn, but I already promised Liby and Lupa I'll take them to the comic store at the mall. Apparently the author of 'The Girls' comic is there giving autographs.

"Yeah! Even the actor playing Foreigndeparter in the series is there. Wonder if I can get him to pulverize Rocky Jr." Mused Lupa as she imitated squashing someone with her hands.

Meanwhile, on the other side of Royal Woods...

Clyde was sitting in a diner, sipping a cup of coffee. "Long time no see Clyde." Called out a man with a curly ginger hair and a shorth Mustache. "Hello Rusty." Clyde answered as he got up to shake the man's hand. "What brings you so far from New York?" Asked Rusty. After explaining his situation Clyde and Rusty said down to order some Lunch as they both talked about their lives. "See you got yourself a woman." Clyde commented noticing the ring on Rusty's hand. "Not just a wife. I also got myself a kid, reminds me of Rocky when he was little." Rusty explained. "Who's the unlucky gal?" Clyde smirked, eliciting a frown from Rusty. "Actually she is a very lucky lady, one you might even known. Does the name Stella ring any bells." Rusty said, now smirking himself. Clyde almost spat his drink before he got his composure back to question Rusty. "You and Stella?! How? From what I remember she always had a crush on Lincoln. Never imagined she would marry you."

Rusty laid back into the cushioned chair as he explained. "Well, that might have been true then but after you left for France things quickly deteriorated. You know how Lincoln began to spend less and less time with us when Lori had her kid? Well after you left they just kept coming, first it was Leni, then Luna and Luan, heck even Lynn somehow got herself knocked up by some asshole who just left her. People genuinely though the Loud family was cursed. After Luna's child was born he decided to quit the journalism club, cause he said he needed to help his sisters, so we rarely hung out after that. And then finally after Lucy got pregnant he snapped, or at least we all think he did because he suddenly decided to go to military school. He came back after a year but after that he never hang out with us anymore." Rusty sighed. "Well, what I wanted to say is that Stella was pretty depressed over how things turned out and so I decided to try and help her. We started talking more and before you know it we started dating. And that's pretty much it." Rusty finished his recap and took a bite of the omelette he ordered.

"So you don't hang out anymore?" Clyde asked, quirking his eyebrow.

"Nah, not really, he's too busy playing a dad to all his sister's brats. I mean seriously, I know of at least three girls Linc could easily have gotten as his wives and yet he decides to remain single all so he can help the sluts that are his sisters. Guess they really did brainwash him into their slave or something." Rusty bitterly remarked.

After a few more minutes Clyde finished his breakfast and parted ways with Rusty. He now had even bigger desire to visit the Loud house and find out things for himself.

Back at the loud house...

Lincoln arrived back home, a blue cape draped over his shoulders, clutching two bags filled with comics as Liby and Lupa followed him inside, smiles plastered on their little faces. 'The things I do for these kids.' He though as he put away the bags and took down the cape.

"Welcome back brother dear. I see you've safely returned from your quest. Good, I am in need of a ride to the Royal woods cemetery." Said Lucy, descending from upstairs, wearing a black dress with white gloves holding a black surgical mask.

"Sure Lucy, but don't you have today off, you know since it's Christmas." Asked Lincoln, wondering why Lucy was in her mortician uniform.

"The duty of a mortician only ends when there is no one left alive on our mortal plane dear husband." Replied Lucy, sliding a hand along Lincoln's chin and kissing it.

"Mhm, of course 'dear wife' and shall you also explain it in a less cryptic manner?" asked Lincoln taking Lucy's hand.

"I need to make sure the freezer is working as it should since there were some issues with the fuse box last week. I hope this information satisfies your curiosity dear."

Satisfied with the answer Linc put his coat back on and escorted Lucy to the van. After a few failed attempts at jumpstarting the engine, the van roared to life and they headed out of the driveway onto the road leading to the small hill just outside of Royal woods where the town's graveyard was located. While driving Lucy looked out of the window, lost in though, reminiscing the times she and her friend Haiku would often walk along this way to the cemetery, dreaming of one day working with the dead. Lining the road were mainly suburban houses, much like their own. Her friends, Haiku, Boris, Persephone used to live in them, until they all eventually moved out to bigger cities to study or to find better work. Most of them abandoned the goth lifestyle ever since starting high school. She was the only one in they school that remained loyal to her dream of helping the dead pass on. This unfortunately meant that most of her former friends started to hang out with her less and less. She felt very lonely during those times, and not in the good way she often sighed about.

But through all the trials in her life there was one person who never abandoned her, who always believed in her dream even if he did not understand it. Her brother Lincoln, the light to her darkness, the Olympus to her Tartarus, the love of her life and the father of her daughter, her little bumblebee Lupa. Lucy never cared about the taboo surrounding incest, nor did she care what the others would think about her. She knew she loved her brother and no mortal laws would stand in her way.

"Sigh, Lincoln, remember our first date? I mean our first 'formal date' at this very cemetery, not counting the ones we had at home" She asked feeling nostalgic.

"Why of course, how could I forget? You literally had me wear my fanciest suit and lie in a coffin for an hour, pretending to be dead, while you recited your send off, which was also a love letter, still not sure how you managed that." Lincoln idly mused as he focused on the road. "Although I have to admit when you joined me in the coffin and closed the lid, well that was one of the scariest and hottest moments of my life."

"I'm grateful to this day that the gravekeeper felt too sick to patrol the graveyard that day or we would probably have ended up buried for real." Lucy said, letting on a faint smile. She closed her eyes, allowing her mind to wander down the memory lane.

Royal woods, seventeen years prior...

Lucy was sitting in her room, having just witnessed her older sister Lynn perform sexual acts with her older brother, the love of her life, Lincoln. 'So not only Lynn, but also Luna and Luan. This is really troublesome how am I to compete with three of my sisters? Dark lord damn it Lucy, why didn't you confess your feelings sooner. Now the only person that you could ever love is being taken away from you, just when you found out he doesn't mind the taboo of out blood relation.' Lucy slammed her head into the pillow she was holding to silence the scream of frustration that escaped her mouth. 'Wait! Maybe I don't need to compete. If Lincoln is already date three sisters, and they don't seem to mind, maybe I could ask them to let me join. There is just one problem, all of them are older than him, but I'm younger, and if I know Lincoln he will still try to be the responsible older brother and will surely reject me, saying that I'm too young and he doesn't want to take advantage of me.' She sat there, deep in though, thinking of how to make Lincoln come to her, instead of the other way around, until she got the perfect idea. 'If Lincoln's mind is too responsible, I just need to persuade his body.'

A few minutes later Lynn finally got back into her room, her previous frown replaced with a smile. As soon as she closed the door Lucy appeared right in front of her, making her plaster her back to the door. "Jesus Spooky, what are you doing awake so late?"

"I could ask you the same thing dear sister." Lucy replied in her usual monotone voice.

"Well, eh... you see, I was just really peckish and so I went down to raid the fridge a bit" Lynn responded, trying to hide her nervousness.

"I see, say do we have a squid or an octopus in our fridge?" Lucy asked.

"What? No, what are you trying to say?" Lynn asked looking confused.

"Ah, then I guess it's just our brother dear's semen on your hands, and presumably on your lips after you tried to taste it in the bathroom." Lynn looked completely shocked but Lucy continued. "Yes I saw the whole thing from the vents. But don't worry, I'm not going to rat you to our parents nor do I judge you for your excellent taste in sexual partners. What I want is your cooperation."

When Lynn finally got a hold of her self she responded simply with "What?"

"You see Lynn, I'm also in love with Lincoln and would like to join you and the others in having a deeper connection with him. However I know that Lincoln will refuse me due to his sense of responsibility and morality still holding to a degree. That is why I've come up with a solution, however I require help from all of you." Lucy continued to explain.

Having seemingly calmed down Lynn asked "Oookay, and what do you need from us? I mean I don't mind you having a relationship with Lincoln, as I said I know he loves all of us and love you lil sis. But if this is something that will cause Lincoln pain.."

"Don't worry Lynn, It's nothing like that. I simply need you, Luna and Luan to 'blueball' Lincoln until his lust overtakes him and I'll be the one to provide him with release. After that he will come to terms with his deep desires and accept me as his lover." Lucy finished her explanation, looking expectantly at Lynn.

Lynn simply stood there, looking puzzled, her eyes seemingly piercing Lucy. After a few moments however, a devious smirk formed on her lips as she proclaimed. "Damn Lucy didn't know you head it in you. I'll run it by Luna and Luan tomorrow, I'm sure they'll agree, we want to see each other happy after all. This is gonna be fun."

They then said goodnight to each other before returning to sleep. Lucy meanwhile made a mental note to bring out some 'special' clothes she found a while back in a local garage sale.

The next day Lynn informed her sisters of the plan and naturally they agreed. Lincoln, unaware of the plot orchestrated by Lucy simply continued as normal. In the afternoon he attended one of Luan's birthday parties as normal, although he did notice that Luan was a lot more flirtatious than normally, kissing him more often, grabbing his crotch and so on. This of course made Lincoln pretty pent up, so after the party ended he approached Luan, hoping she would provide him some relief.

"Say Luan, wood you be up for some one on one stand up comedy in your room later?" Lincoln said in his best seductive voice, winking at Luan.

"Wow Linc, that pun was terrible. But sorry, I know this is just out of the blue but I promised Giggles I would help her with her balloon animal making skills." Luan replied giving link a chastise peck on the lips. "But try asking Luna, maybe she'll help."

Lincoln, slightly disappointed then returned home. He walked into the living room to play on his console to relax, only to find Lucy already monopolising the TV. Normally he would just ask her whether he could play but the words died in his mouth as he noticed how Lucy was dressed. Instead of her classical black dress she wore a black belly shirt, with a fairly large cleavage, and some black booty shorts. Before his mind could conjure up any dirty though about his precious little sister he bolted out of the room to find Luna so she may help him.

When he arrived to Luna's room he found Luna sprawled on the floor, writing what seemed to be some lyrics for a new song. She immediately noticed him and got up to smother him in her embrace. "Welcome home dude, how was the party with Luan?"

"It was great, you know, children laughing, we got some cake, Luan teased me during breaks. The usual." Lincoln answered, he then looked to the floor and sheepishly said. "Listen Luna, I don't want to bother you but, could you, you know... Help me out a bit since Luan needed to leave before she could finish her teasing."

Luna simply smirked as she pushed Lincoln down on her bed. "Well, since you asked so nicely I guess I could help my bro release some pressure." She said with a wink. Luna then got to her knees before him and took off her t-shirt, showing her flat but cute chest. She then unbuckled his pants, immediately getting slapped by Lincolns cock springing out of it's confines. "I see you really were backed up. Don't worry Linc, I'm in a mood for some lollipop." Luna grabbed his shaft with one hand and brought the tip to her mouth, giving it a small yet wet kiss. Lincon's body immediately tensed up as jolts of electricity ran through his spine. Luna then started to slowly drag her tongue along his shaft, slowly circling around the tip. After a few minutes of this Lincoln was already at his limit when suddenly Luna's phone started ringing.

Luna stopped edging Lincoln and picked up the phone. "Bollocks, sorry Love, it' Leni, she got lost looking for clothes... in the soup store." She said apologizingly after conversing with the person on the other side.

"Don't worry about it Luna, I'll survive, just go an help Leni lest she starts to loop for soup in the clothing store." Lincoln replied jokingly, pulling up his pants back on.

After Luna departed he got out of her room. 'Frick, now this erection won't go down. What should I do? I guess I could jerk off but that always takes too long for me. Wait, maybe since Lucy is watching her drama I could ask Lynn to help me.' Lincoln decided and went to open the door to Lynn's room, only to be greeted by an extremely sweaty Lynn in nothing but her underwear, doing push ups in her room. His lust at the breaking point he wanted to speak up, only to be immediately interrupted by Lynn. "Sorry Stinking, I'm in the middle of my workout, whatever you want to say will have to wait at least an hour before I finish my sets."

Sensing no point in arguing, Lincoln simply accepted his fate and made for his room to try and take care of his problem on his own, hopefully finishing before the other sisters returned home. He came to his room and immediately closed the door behind him. He undressed to his underwear, his undies barely containing his raging erection, and laid on the bed, picking up his phone to open the gallery of all the pictures he was sent by his sisters. However, as he laid down, he immediately noticed he wasn't alone, instead in the space previously covered by the open door now stood a black haired girl, now dressed in her usual clothes. Lincoln's heart immediately went to his throat as he tried to quickly cover himself up. "Lucy! What are you doing here? I told you not to just barge into my room without asking." Lincoln questioned his little sister.

"I know brother dear, but I couldn't help but noticed your plight and felt compelled to help you." Lucy replied in her monotone voice, a faint blush creeping across her cheeks.

"Lucy, what are you talking about? Look, whatever you think is going on I assure you it's not what you think, now please leave my room." Lincoln asked her, not trusting himself to not do anything reckless in his current situation.

"Lincoln, I'm well aware of your sexual relationship with our older siblings." Lucy said, seeing Lincoln's eyes widen in horror, she continued as to not give him a chance to speak. "And I want you to know I think it's a wonderful think, and that I would want the same love from you as you give to Lynn, Luna and Luan."

"Lucy, please, you know I love you, but you must realize that this is by no means an ideal thing between me and my sisters. We will have to hide our true feelings from others for the rest of our lives and will never be able to formally declare our love or have children. As your big brother, I want the best for you, and It's my duty to protect you. I'm sure you'll eventually find someone lot better than me, and most importantly someone not related to you." Lincoln retorted, coming to the edge of the bed, holding Lucy's hands while hiding himself in the blankets.

"Sigh, I knew you would say that. In your mind you've always been the responsible brother. That's why I apologize for I am the one that made sure your body was in the lustful state it is now, so that I may use it to break the moral wall in your mind for good." Lucy replied pulling her hands from Lincoln's

"Lucy what are you talking abo..."

Before Lincoln could finish however, Lucy, with one swift motion, dropped her dress to the ground, exposing her small, naked, petite frame. She made sure to remove her panties beforehand, leaving on only her stockings and arm sleeves.

And just like as if a magical spell was cast, Lincoln's logical mind was pushed to the back of his head as the primal, lustful side of his mind took over. He immediately snatched Lucy by her shoulders and threw her on his bed, climbing on top of her. Before Lucy could even let out a surprised shriek, Lincoln shut her up with a deep kiss, one she soon returned, their tongue prodding each others mouths as swaths of saliva were shared between them. Lincoln removed his undies and let his now throbbing penis rest on Lucy's stomach. His fingers wandered down to her lower lips, only to be surprised by how wet she already was. He separated his face from Lucy's, whose hair was now shrivelled, revealing her deep blue eyes staring at him longingly. "I'm going to put it in now." What he meant to say as a warning came out more as an order as his mind was too clouded by lust. But all Lucy said was a low whine, as if she wanted it more than anything else and she lifter her crotch to again bring his penis to her belly as close as she could. He then pulled a condom out of his nightstand and slid it on.

Lincoln, not able to wait any longer aligned his cock with her vagina and slowly but steadily started to push until he was stopped by her hymen. Normally he would stop and warn her but in his state he simply pulled back a bit and then thrusted with all his force and in one swift potion tore through it and at the same time almost penetrated her uterus. Lucy bit her hand as she let out a scream of pain and pleasure all mixed with into one.

The next hour was a blur of sweaty bodies sliding across each other, soft sounds of pleasure and slapping of flesh on flesh. By the end they both laid next to each other, Lucy's body covered with several filled condoms as her chest slowly rose up and down, the room completely filled with their musk.

Lincoln turned to the side, facing Lucy. "I guess it's pretty apparent but I still want to say it properly. I love you, more than a sister, Lucy Loud. Since I failed as your big brother, will you allow me to protect you as your big boyfriend?"

"Yes, yes I will my love." Lucy sighed as she fell into a peaceful slumber.

Back in the present...

"We're here Lucy." Lincoln exclaimed, interrupting Lucy from her thoughts.

"Thanks dear. I'll be quick, just wait for me in the car." Lucy said before opening the car doors and walking towards the cemetery gates.

As Lincoln said there, waiting for Lucy and reading some news about a next Ace Savvy movie he received a call from an unknown number. Deciding it could be his new supplier, wanting to ask some questions about the contract, he picked up the phone.

"Lincoln Loud, manager of Lynn's table speaking."

"Hey Buddy, It's me Clyde." The voice on the phone replied.

"Oh, sorry Clyde, though you were someone else. Anyways, what's up?" Lincoln said, leaning back into his chair

"Nothing much, just wondering, would it be okay for me to spend Christmas eve at your house? I know this is sudden but I'm afraid I'll have to return back tomorrow to finish the show after all and I really wanted to meet you family again. I won't be a bother, I promise." Clyde said.

Lincolns whole body went stiff as his mind was suddenly filled with all possibilities and outcomes. Eventually he settled on a decision.

"Sure Clyde, let me just inform my sisters."