Who was this girl?
Nice to see you again luv3
The fuck, who are you?! My tone didn't seem to get past her..
I'm the girl who's gonna be your wife, Berry.
Wha-how did you know my name, I asked, lips still covered in her shiny blue lipstick. And you still haven't told me who you are! And why would you choose me to be your boyfriend!?
I said husband luv, and don't you remember me? You told me back in johto that you would marry me, but I had to move away… but my cousin told me that you'd be movin here so I thought I'd find my husband.
Wait … Sunnygo?! I said I'd be your husband back in kindergarten…
That's my name luv, but why not call me your little bunny. She asked with a lustful look in her eyes.
Hell No, and you moved to littleroot?
Nope, I moved to Rustboro, and came here just to propose an offer.
(oh shit I don't think she'll be leaving any time soon)
Wait, don't you need a pokemon if you want to travel?, I asked filled with curiosity and some fear.
Actually luv, that's a part of my offer. What pokemon do you have in your ball there?
Oh uh I actually just found this empty, I was going to go and catch my first Pokémon right now.
Aww, luv you're a newbie "giggle" well, my offer is that if you promise to stay with me and be the best husband ever, I'll help you start off with your journey. She winked. Please say yes!1
(Oh my arceus what tv show raised her), I stand there with one pop tart left, thinking.
