"So berry," Sunny grabbed my arm, "it's been about an hour and I know you've been waiting. What Pokémon did you want to catch?"
"No idea, I just was gonna catch the first thing to jump at my face."
"So I was your first catch?" Sunny eagerly yelled.
I was going to respond to her little comment but she kissed me and told me to follow her.
I wiped off my face as she showed me an area I've never seen. Except for the hundred times I've seen it before.
"This is the tall grass luv, you can find all kinds of Pokémon in there, and since you have that pokeball, you have one chance to catch something of your own."
(holy shit it took us forever to get here)
I run into the tall grass, and immediately run into a Pokémon, well three Pokémon, and they all looked pissed as fuckin' hell! I must've stepped on their lunch or something'
They get me against a tree, and I feel as if it's the end of my oh so short journey. I see my life flash before my eyes and… well, except for the time I almost died it's kind of sucked up until this point. I realized I had nothing to lose, so I grabbed random junk from my pockets and started hurling it at the ferocious Pokémon.
Until I reached for my back pocket. And held my pop tart high in the sky. The pissed off creatures didn't care, but soon enough I heard rustling in the bushes, and a Pokémon leaped out, and clawed it from my hands. It scarfed it down the pop tart like it hadn't eaten for weeks.
she turned to me like she wanted more, so I did the smartest thing I could imagine. I said, "I could get you more stuff as good as that, if you help me with them," I pointed at the three Pokémon that still looked pissed as fuuuuuuuck!
Next thing I know the dog Pokémon thing completely rekt my three enemies! It turned to me proud and barked loudly. I pulled out my poke ball and the little dog looked at me funny, but dove for the ball. Three shakes, and BAM I "caught" my first Pokémon. I got up, stepping over the fainted pokemon bodies. And happily jogged over to Sunnygo. Who didn't seem to be watching me, kinda looked like she was writing something down. "Hey Sunnygo! I just caught a Pokémon, can you help me out, I don't know what the fuck she is"
" Sure luv I have a dex. Let her out."
I let out the Pokémon I just "caught", and she looked up at us.
"Aww LUV she IS ABSOLUTELY adorable-"
The Pokémon snarled at Sunnygo! BARK BARK BABABARK BARK!11!1!1K
"NEVERMIND LUV NOT ADORABLE :X" sunny leapt onto me and I struggle to hold her weight over mine. She was thick af.
I guess it doesn't like being called cute.
