This next route was filled with trainers, bug catchers, youngsters, I by the end of the day I had only lost 30 bucks and made like 200! And kiwi leveled up to like 11 too.
And Sunnygo was even able to battle with Sentret, and when I watched, I was relieved that it still knew how to surf after all this time. All this time… damn, if it wasn't for that Sentret. I wonder if it still remembers the drowning game. Maybe we could play it sometime.
Anyways, I remember back in kindergarten, long before Sunnygo moved away. Me and her didn't really like each other that much. I thought that girls had cooties and she thought boys were icky y'know. Though one day,I was dumped at her house by my mom. That was when my mom went through what I think was her midlife crisis, except now I think she just went looking for dad. Me and her had to live together so we ended up getting close. Then one day an incident involving a huge earthquake Pokémon, were trapped under many, many layers of posters, chairs, brick and junk. Me and her, just sitting in what used to be our school, then tunerd into a graveyard. A few survivors ended up being forced to stick together. We were just kids…
"Ohh luv! Guess who just won you some lunch money3 luv? You wake?"
"Wha- uh yeah just thinking about old shit. I still can't believe we were scared of sapphire, she wuz weak as HELL!"
"Welp at least she didn't thrash us, her ass was so big if she sat on us…"
"Wait did you just say, ass?" I questioned.
Sunny looked surprised.
"What luv no- i- I guess you're rubbing' off on me 'sigh'."
" stop making everything sexual, jeez,"
"but you get to curse so I should be able to do my thing" Maybe you should do it less around me. And I know you love it because you love m-
"Oh hey look the next town hehe," I hope I was being subtle, I really don't like all that luv talk
I start to get there when I see something, a box with a Pokémon inside… it looked frail af. I was shooketh.*dabs*
"YO Sunnygo? Could you scan this Pokémon?"
"Uhhhh sure luv"
SLAKOTH, THE SLACKER POKEMON( ability: truant)
"Oh hey there's a note. This pokemon ability makes it useless to me, please take it off my hands."
"What are we gonna do with it luv?"
"I dunno, maybe we could eat it!"
"What- no the fu- LUV, DON'T MAKE JOKES LIKE THAT, but for real what are we gonna do, I can't take it, i'm a surfer, I can only use water pokemon…"
"But Sentret isn't even a … whatever, well I guess I can take it. More firepower might be good for us, but I don't have a pokeball on me -_-, i'll just pick you up an- pftfjfhiufhiweslf"
Lil nigga just latched onto my face!
"Aww I think she likes you luv, 'giggle',"
Slaaaa-laaa
Is this thing SINGING NOW?!"
