Anyways when I came back from the nap I grabbed Sunnygos hand ready to take on the day.
Until I saw her.
The most beautiful, sexy thing to ever lay my eyes upon.
The pop tart ad girl. Resting on the tv screen preparing to mass murder a bunch of pastry people for her own unending gluttony. Jesus fuck I love pop tarts. I wish I was sponsored by Pop tArts.
Okay so now that horrible joke is over we can get back to reality. We were leaving the center to get to the next area while chatting along the way. I told her about my many weaknesses. Like my fear of falling and my fear of spiders. And she told me about how that accident back in Johto forced her to get her leg amputated .
Interesting stuff.
"No brick," she sighed. " I don't have super powers. I wasn't rebuilt harder, better, faster or stronger! I mean by like… during the incident back at you know where, my leg was broken badly, and I had to get it amputated so…"
She lifted her right leg, and just under the cloth I could make out the outline of a metal looking pole thingy.
"YouR a ROboT?!" I screamed.
"What? No you big ol' dummy we just had this conversation! It's a prosthetic! And before you ask, yes technically I'm a cyborg."
Then out of nowhere the pokemon that I was carrying started flipping out and scratching my face for no reason.
And after a few hours of kiwi biting and me dealing with that slakoth scratching me I ditched the pokemon latched onto my face on some tree. Then we were finally so close to getting through the forest before rustboro that I can't remember the name right now. So I asked sunnygo.
"Hey Sunny?"
"hm?"
"Hey Sunnygo!"
"I said what luv? Owo"
"What's the name of the forest we're going in?"
"Oh umm..-w-"
"I think it's a pinwheel… wait no that's in Johto…. I think?"
"Maybe it was viridian forest? Wait no that's in kanto luv.."
"You don't remember the name?"
"Well luv I didn't think it mattered."
"Makes sense I guess. Hey!"
"Hmm?"
"Do you think they have pop tarts in rustberry?"
"Its rustboro luv."
"Huh?"
"You said rustberry, but it's rustboro."
"Oh.. Oh hey look at that, we were here in that town we were trying to get to."
"Oh wow I didn't actually think we'd make it. *u*"
"What"
"Well luv I mean we are just kids. I kinda expected us to die.;D"
"WHAT"
"I MEAN ONLY DIE A LITTLE. Not like a lot of death but just like, a small mini death luv."
"Whyyyyy" I wined.
"And besides, We're gonna be spending a while at my place anyways! So why does it matter?"
"But Sunny what are you talking about- oh hey look we're here." I moaned just as we made it out.
Before I could respond she started shaking in excitement out of fucking nowhere and. Screamed at me.
"OH MY GOD MY STASH,"
" What? What stash, and why are you screaming-"
WE NEED TO GET TO MY PLACE.
She swiftly grabbed me and dragged me to an apartment building that seemed pretty run down.
Oh you meant your house..
