She clasped my hand while horizontally cuddling me and letting kiwi chase around Sentret as we all huddled into the elevator. When the elevator door finally opened I was greeted by a swarm of Sunnygo's family members ranging from sisters to brothers to parents and aunts and cousins and other freeloaders. Her mom, who I actually remembered existed, was happy to greet me in her weird, quiet nature.
"GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS APARTMENT,"
"Wow after all these years you still remember me. I thought you'd forgotten me!"
"I SAID GET OUT!" she screamed, throwing a pop tart box in my direction.
" And you still have an amazing throw!" I yelled while Sunnygo yanked me to her room with our pokemon and one of Sunnygo's brothers following us.
"Well that lasted long." I mumbled after Sunnygo violently threw me onto the bed.
"Wow," said the little kid. "I can't believe you're still not in jail after what you did, mister. It's as if the law system is progressively getting worse as not even a child like you is still on the run. Completely disgusting."
"Yup," I said. "Well it took a lot of running. But hey! It's not like I was the one that created the earthquake." I jokingly said. Here's a metaphor, "If they didn't want stuff blowing up they shouldn't have built the rocket launcher."
What? You WERE the one that asked the pokemon to show you it's earthquake move though?
Whatever kid
I looked over to Sunnygo as she yelled at her brother to leave the room.
Then when he did, Out of nowhere she ripped off her clothes (except for her underwear) donkey Kong style and yelled " I AM WO-MAN and you are my hubby" and SHOVING me onto her bed, grabbing a drawer and dumping all the snacks, candy, chips and other food in it on top of me, and jumping into bed while going wild on all the food in the room.
I looked over as Sentret was lol-ing in the corner as kiwi slept.
"So this is what you do in your free time."
