So after that whole thing Sunny calmed down. And we both cleaned up after showering. Not together though, even if she begged while simultaneously stripping down from her training bra. I closed my eyes by the way. I had to lock the bathroom door. Because of that.
I Do not like her predator side, I'll have a talk about that l8twr if I can remind myself.
I fell asleep that night wrapped with a hungry almost naked Sunny Go, dreaming about what life would have been like if I had never pressed the red button that caused that underground bomb thingy to explode. Or the time that I asked a pokemon to show me what an earthquake looked like.
I guess I was starting to enjoy this whole boyfriend and girlfriend thing. And sunnygo was pretty fun. And I'm starting to get the hang of pokemon stuff.
Later that night, still wrapped in Sunnygos body as she lay passed out from her eating frenzy, I got up to go take a wiz, making sure not to wake up the adorable nutcase, who does in fact snore. Afterwards I saw some of Sunnygos family, who were sitting on the couch watching tv, and apparently Her mom had gone out to do some shopping as they said. But I knew better. I'm stupid, but not THAT stupid. Her mom hates my guts.
I ran back into the room and shoved as much candy and food into my bag as possible. Grabbing kiwi and putting her in her ball, I paused. I was almost out the door of her room, but I heard a snore.
"Luv…"
I stopped.
"God dammit." I mumbled. This may be a stupid joke fic, but I told her I'd stick with her...
I quietly tiptoed over and gently patted against sunny's glob of green hair.
"Hey, get up!"
"Good morning luv -x-"
I sighed. "Sunny, I think we should leave!
"But luv;-;"
"I just know what your mom is doing right now! And I'm supposed to be in jail!"
Sunny looked sad for a bit.
"But what about me luv! Why don't you want to come with me and find a place to live together?"
"I could do that, but we still have to leave!"
"Really… you'd do that with a crazy person like me?"
"Why not! Not like this story has anywhere else for me to go."
After rushing to get dressed and also filling her bag with important stuff and a bunch of food she didn't eat, we bolted out of the room just in time! I could hear the footsteps of officer jenny's roaring through the walls.
"Luv! The clones are coming! This way" Sunnygo screamed. She then yanked her prosthetic leg clean off and used it as a fucking sword and she fought of the grown women like a psychopath.
But soon we were at a dead end!
"Beryl emerald vixen, give it up! We have you and your accomplice surrounded! There is nothing that you can do that we won't know that you'll do because we know that you know that we know all your dirty tricks,"
"Nothing that you won't expect huh," I question. I had an idea!
"WHAT IS THIS THE SPANISH INQUISITION?"
"No ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" THE 3 MEN SCREAMED AS THEY BROKE DOWN THE NEAREST DOOR, DISTRACTING EVERYONE GIVING ME A CHANCE TO YANK THE THICC GODDESS SUNNYGO AND MY MYSELF DOWN THE HALL. THROWING SUNNY'S LEG AT A WALL, OPENING A DOOR, AND DASHING DOWN THE NEAREST TRASH SHOOT!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
we flew down the shoot as I could hear the screams of Sunnygos mother from the top of the building. We soon flew out into a dumpster late into the night. Quickly dashing off so nobody would see us.
"Oh wait luv! I almost forgot something,"said Sunnygo. "Just wait here while I go back up,"
"But wait, they called you my accomplice!" I yelled.
"Don't worry luv, I'll be fine. It's not like I don't have a key. And I watch a lot of Naruto so I know I'm sneaky!"
"NARUTO IS FOR NORMIES!"
"DON'T JUDGE ME LUV!"
"And what am I supposed to do while you go up?"
"Stick with the reader."
"What?"
"What?"
Well anyways as I waited I decided to sing the doom song since funni references are a lot better than actual comedy and good writing. Or something. Luckily I didn't have to sit bored since Sunnygos' nice mom basically threw an entIRE BOX OF POP TARTS AT ME YEEHAW.
Whenever I took a bite out of a strawberry God pastry I thought to myself about the current events going on in my life. All the running and hiding. I'm pretty GODDAMN sick of it. And even though something deep inside says it's wrong… I actually want to stay with Sunny. I sighed, at least I'm not with any moms anymore.
