Today can suck my underage dick.
"First of all, bitch, who said you could fucking set me in fire today!" I yelled at the sun, seething.
"Berry, I sorta think you're setting a bad example for our pokemon," whimpered Sunny.
"But who the hell gave the sun the right to make it so goddamn hot! And for Frick's sake nalley you do not sit on me like that!" I said to nincada while she clawed her way around my shirt, "I'm not a tree!"
We had only left the house a bit ago and I already want to die. For What seemed like forever I forgot how this weather worked. Second of all, I'm starting to regret catching nalley because of how she constantly sits on me, and I can't even ball her because she's too fast. I really hope nothing else bad happens today.
Then I tripped. So I grabbed Sunnygo, and she tripped. We landed face first into a Bush. Then Sunnygo helped me up. But that's not the issue here. The Second I realised, I was supposed to be following sunny,. She just took the lead! and that might not seem bad until we realized that I've been leading the way this whole time.
I'm not mad at her for being the leader though. The problem was she kept taking weird shortcuts and trying to pull me behind trees and bushes. The least angering part was when she held my hand the entire time.
"Sunnygo?" I said with a disgruntled groan.
"Yeah luv? What's wrong,"
"Where are we trying to go anyways!"
"Oh luv, I'm trying to get to slateport! And this map is gonna help me get there!" She said, shaking an old looking map in my face.
"Isn't that one of those treasure maps you get at fast food places and cereal boxes,"
"Yup, and they have never failed me yet!"
"Ok well, I think we really need to rethink this…"
"Well I think the perv and his shorstack girlfriend should get out of my GOSH DANG WAY!"
We heard a yell from behind us and turned.
"Get out of the way before I KICK YOUR SORRY BUTTS into OBLIVION!"
And a hello to you too Sapphire! What's up your ass?
"You watch your mouth pervert! I only came up here for the cave," she said pointing at the cave entrance.
Looks like sunny was right.
"No wayyyyy! That's why we're here too!" I jokingly said.
"Yeah!" She grinned "i just got back from Brawley's gym just a short ocean away! And guess who has two badges!"
At this moment I remembered that Sunny only had one badge.
"So why are you bothering us?" I angrily asked.
"Well since you're STILL in my way, I think I want a rematch!"
"Well… you did lose last time, but I think I might give you a second-" I was cut off. Sapphire had gut punched me right in the belly button.
"Shutup perv! I'm starting to think you don't respect me all that much. Which os why I want to fight both of you… AT ONCE!"
( DUN DUN DUN)
"Impozsiblè!? What- how does that even work." sure sunnygo screamed helping me up.
"What? You haven't been in a double battle before?" Sapphire asked.
"No, no I just moved into this generation, I'm from Johto, this is a new thing to me." Sunny said.
"Well too bad! I'm gonna fight you two for the experience.
"wE WILL NOT!" i've been wanting to take you down a notch since we first met! I'm going for you alone luv!" sunny screamed
"Are you seriously doing this yah little puke, I've been training with Brawley for a whole two days now!"
"Bring it on luv! Sentret! Come on out!"
I'm standing in the background taking this in as sentret pops out of his ball and glides down from the heavens!
"I thought you were a surfer? Is a normal type all you have!? Sapphire questions.
"Actually, yeah, and this normal type is a level 29 as of late , and since normal types are versatile I dont think you'll be very prepared for my water moves."
"SEn SEN SENTRET!"
Sapphire paused, and looked at her pokeball.
"Well I was gonna send out my main go-to, but well, thanks to your little water warning I think I'm gonna win with my other teammate!"
"She grabbed a ball from her belt, and honestly I had no idea what to expect next...
24
Sapphire grabbed the ball from her belt.
I called for kiwi, and Sunnygo went for sentret.
I shuffled a bit closer to sunny Sapphire, who had the most annoying smirk on her face.
"Sunny what are we gonna do?"
I whispered.
"I don't know yet luv,"
The bright blue light somehow makes my eyes hurt more than the sun but Soo quickly turned a bright red as what looked like a taller torchic.
And it was buff, the second it came out it started doing one armed push up.
"Combusken!" Sapphire ordered, and it jumped up nearly scaring the shit out of me with the speed.
"Brawlys gym did THAT," Sunnygo screamed.
Sunny grabbed my face "baby we gotta win! We're gonna win right?!" she screamed quietly.
" Combusken,
