Sunny's pov
So the kid, he wore a crop top with white and blue highlights, he was a boy but had long hair, not to say long hair was gay, but shoot, it was long, and to go deeper, he wore really short shorts and stuff like that, was about 15.
I was never too good at paying attention in school, but my woman's, or at least girl's intuition told me, berry knew jack shit about gay people.i swear, this is another sapphire situation in the making.
Hey luv? I said, looking at the berry, fluttering my eyes, why do you think he's important? You were just talking about how he might come back to bother us later! I'd really like it if you kept those ideas out of your head.
Why? What's up?
He was so calm about the kid.
I just don't want another rival, even if he s gay or a threat to our true luv, I just want to be at peace with you forever.
…
He went quiet for a bit. And took a light stance, hand rested on the back of his neck while caught up in thought.
Y'know, I figure. Without somebody to yell at, or something to do, peace gets kinda boring babe. I'm not into chilling without a little banter.
Woah berry, you said a few more words than I thought you knew!
What's Banter mean?
Shit, fuck, balls, tits, bitchin, penis, titties..
What the hell! You know I hate it when you curse babe!
What's it to you, not your problem!
Uhh yeah, it is, just because I say a curse word or two, and you rub off on me a little bit, doesn't mean you can fly off the handle whenever!
Sure it does, I'm my own man, suck mah balls.
I let out an audible gasp, I never wanted to hear him say that, maybe In another context, but not like this!
He started laughing hard after, that, a solid minute of what felt like hours
That's banter, get it? It's arguing.
What? Luv? Why?
After mom dragged me all through sinnoh, I realized that the only way I could fight back as a kid was to curse and yell, simple as that, I turned my depression into a loud, and I mean loud, banter session every day. It really lifted my spirits.
I mean, fuck her in general, she made me pickpocket for petty change just to get none of it? I couldn't even rest on a full stomach.
Oh c'mon, it can't be that hard to relax berry, you get all happy n stuff when you stop doing that banter thing.
Well if you won't let me curse then banter will ensue, and I don't mind sapphire or the new gay guy or whatever. I just want something to do, they're just annoying as fuck all the time y'know. I'm still thinking about how that pervert screamer gut-punched me, I'd teach her a lesson if you didn't do a good enough job for me.
YOU LIE, I DID GOOD?
Uh-yeah, I already said that like two chapters ago, you did good.
But, I have a feeling she'll come back to bother us again. So I wanna keep me with this pokemon journey thing, as long as I have you, some pop tarts, and my way with curse words I don't mind anything else.
That's why, sunny, I want to go get my second badge!
26 I forgot to name my chapters
"The wet and wild part"
So to cut it short, me and sunny kicked ass on our way back to town, after things calmed down with the police, and snuck through the back alleys and through the forest, where again, I ditched that Pokemon, nalley, because I couldn't ball it anyways, so me and sunny still only had one each, a sentret and kiwi, my poochyenna.
In petalburg forest, I was getting hungry, and she was too.
In retrospect, with the way she poured all her snacks on me in her room, I should have known she had an obsession with food.
Because unlike her, when I get hungry, I get delusional, and yeah voices and stuff.
She just fuckin disappeared after screaming some shit about being hungry, I swear, I'd never seen a cripple run so fast, and yes, if you forgot she was, that's nothing on you, I did too.
I found her metal leg, but I didn't find her. limping or sprinting? id never know.
SUNNY! GET BACK HERE DAMMIT, WE HAVE TO MAKE IT OUT THIS FOREST TOGETHER!
I was running around blindly. Last time we were here, she was the one that took us through this place, and I thought a metal leg would be enough of a guide.
Wait WAIT, I HAVE… AN IDEA?
I whipped out my PokeBall, yes, I had one of those idea things I hear so much about. Kiwi! She's a dog, pokemon, thing right? She probably knows Sunny's scent by now.
Bright blue light ensues, and kiwi is already riled up.
BARBARBAATABKSABNEJSJSJSNS
SHUT THE FUCK UP KIWI, I GOTTA THING FOR YOU TO DO.
BArkE BArkE
*YOU HAVEN'T FED ME SINCE YESTERDAY YOU PRICK*
WHATEVER.. I'LL FEED YOU LATER
Barbara?!
*Again, you can UNDERSTAND ME*
NOPE, NOW GO FIND SUNNY! OR ELSE WERE ALL SCREWED ON FOOD FOO!
Kiwi, looked up, but realized I was being serious, and started operating and cooperating, and by that, I mean she took a piss on my leg while sniffing the metal one that belonged to sunny, I didn't know she could multitask.
Next thing, she bolted it to the bushes, just like sunny did. Hopefully, something would happen soon. I couldn't just climb a tree and pick some fruit. I gotta talk to sunny about this food problem l8twr.
I took some steps trying to follow what I thought were kiwis barks, but hit my head on a branch, let out a loud SHIT, I tripped on some roots and my chin slammed on the ground, dazed, all I could wonder was if it was sunny or okay. I looked up, pokemon, just staring at me, and bring what looked to be food!
I'm not weak yet! I think I can get us food while I wait for kiwi! I strapped up with Sunny's leg, and swung that bitch as hard as I could, it made contact! The pokemon fell out the tree food and all, then I noticed, it was slacking? Don't tell me ..
No it couldn't have been the same one I ditched, right? Oh fuck, we made eye contact, and it shoved the berry into my face, sour juices rubbed into my eyes, I was blinded, it slashed at my shirt too, and I was thrown back. Tripped up again, I fucking hate this forest man.
I wasted energy fighting sliding down a muddy cliff, not too steep, but the second I hit the bottom, I was unable to get back to the top. Rubbed my eyes and looked around, a muddy bog of bad smells and wet wonders.
I guess that was the wet and wild part.
