Walking around, I still had Sunny's leg, so I kept it close to remind me of the goal, get back to the sunny, and I've seen one piece, they always make it back! I gotta find my loveboat no matter what!

God… I'm starting to sound like her, holy fuck. I don't know what has been up in my head lately…

I start walking through the bog. Or limping, that trip took out my ankle for a second. I'm gonna focus on finding a way out for now, I really don't know why, but I don't think it was good for me to say I was conflicted earlier, like the world is giving me what I want. I guess I look for trouble alot, that's my fault. Baby I'm wishy washy, since I was tired of all this trouble a day ago. Fuck, I can be annoying huh. ;)

I want to keep going, I'm still stuck down here in a fucking cluster of emotions, I'm tired and hungry, that makes it so much worse.

Then I saw it.

I limped over to the big rock thing, I knew it was one of those fabled pokemon eggs I've heard so much about.

I snuck over, I've eaten a Pokemon or two back in my day while in sinnoh, so I know the eggs are edible. I want to grab it but looking around, it's mom or whatever had to be lingering around.

I look up, down and all around, touch my toes and dosey doe, do my dance, scratch my ass, and grab it. I'm dipping and eating this thing asap.

Just as I grip the thing, a man jumped out of the bushes! Wearing a big sombrero, a furry or spiky coat thing, and a big duck bill. This was the ugliest mf I've ever seen in my opinion.

Lu-lUDICOLO LUDICOLOOOOO

wait, a pokEMON, oh hell that's even worse. I grabbed the egg and fucking bolted, this wasn't something I wanted to deal with right now. It summoned vines and grabbed my ankle, having me dangle from the trees and shook me around, but I didn't let go, I had to keep the egg.

The thing looked pissed, but also scared. From this height, I could see behind it, where a pile of even more eggs sat.

you asshole! You have like eight eggs and you can't spare the ninth, just let it go!

LudiCOLO!

I GOT SMACKED WITH WITH ITS VINES, HOLY FUCK THAT STINGS.

IT KEPT SHAKING ME, SO I WHIPPED OUT THE SWORD OF SWORDS (Sunny's leg) and SWANG THAT THANG LIKE A MASTER SWORD.

to no avail, pokemon are way stronger than people, and this looked like a final evolution too, this was killing me.

I played dead, and went limp, but not limp enough to let go of the leg or the egg, luckily the pokemon was dumb, and put me down just long enough for it to get close to me.

I peered for a weak spot, and while it tried to pry its egg from me, I took the opportunity to make a cheap shot, and I was successful!

I also found out today, pokemon getting kicked in the pussy is in fact a viable way to knock 'em down. I really thought that thing was a man too, pokemon are confusing man. Didn't even think they had anything down there, but I saw it and I hit it, eyup.

it threw me down and hurled over in pain, haha. I rolled to the side, hopped on my feet, and jumped on the top of it's head, getting a height at vantage over it, and just as I did, I saw it, bright green hair and dark gray fur! Sunny and kiwi make it back! And Sunny had found food!