FUck fuck FUCK, berry yelled, rampaging through the halls of his school, already tired of being around after an hour on math.

"two plus two? how about dick plus mouth! screw that teacher!" the quiet boy murmerd.

berry walked right out the front door, and proceeded down the steps with little caution. "i don't wanna even be here! berry stated."i'm looking for mY adventure!

and just as he said that, a pokemon came crawling out the nearby bushes.

"hmmm, is that a DUGTRIO? berry squealed, looking at a tyranitar.

the world isn't ready for this! he said, gripping his chin like he had a long strokable moostache.

alright diglett! i'm berry! or… dugtrio?

ty… raniterrr…

"good one dugtrio! your a funny pokemon, saying tyranitars name, you look nothing like one haha!"

looking down, the pokemon was red eyed and clearly dazed, it was smoking too!

"wooowww i've never seen a pokemon that smokes before! berry said, "my dad smokes of of those too!" the pokemon was holding a fucking crackpipe.

"Yeah! my dad even yells at me to leave if he even Thinks of smoking, i guess he really cares about second-hand-lung cancer."

the pokemon vomited, and berry mistook that for a move!

"ohhh so you can battle! what move what that, upchuck?

berry stepped back, theres only ONE thing i could ever do with a pokemon like you!

still dazed, the red eyed pokemon was about to fall over and succumb to death (it did hella crack five minutes prior in the bushes)

berry yelled one solid commend…

he looked at his school with a fiendish grin, and pointed right at is with his intentions written all over his devious aura.

DUGTRIO USE EARTHQUAKE!

and that's how their backstory came to be.…