"Uh, hello ladies." Subaru said as he got out of bed. lo ladies." Subaru said as he got out of bed.


"We must inform Emilia immediately, sister." The pink-haired one said as she rushed out of the room, along with the blue-haired one.

Subaru left the room and started walking. 'Hmm, it seems this hallway is looping, which means I've got to find the correct door to break the loop.'

'Logic dictates I open the first door I see." Subaru came to that conclusion as he opened a double door. He peered inside and saw a young blond-haired child with drill hair in a pink dress; she was reading a book in a library.

"Hello, miss," Subaru said, but she ignored him.

"Hey, that's rude." Subaru stepped closer to her, but she slammed her book shut, causing him to flinch. She walked up towards him.

"Don't move." Subaru did as she instructed; suddenly it felt as if he was about to die; he fell to the ground.

"What did you do to me?" Subaru questioned her. She didn't react.

"Betty made sure you weren't a threat." The girl scoffed. The strength in Subaru's body returned. He got up and bolted out of the room, slamming the door behind him. But the door was forced open by a wind blast as he was sent flying out of a window onto the rough, sharp bushes.

"Subaru What are you doing?" Emilia said, looking at him bewildered. Subaru's smile returned. He was covered in small cuts.

"I thought it would be nice to lay in a bush for a while." Subaru joked, but Emilia took him seriously. Subaru got out of the bush and made sure nothing vital was damaged.

"Hey Subaru, what are you doing?" The flying cat appeared.

"How did you find out what my name was? I don't remember telling you guys." Subaru questioned

"Reinhard van Astrea told us." Emilia referred to him in a formal tone.

"Oh, Reinhard did." Subaru smiled. They were shocked at how casually he referred to him.

"Anyways, I don't think I got your name. Mr cat." Subaru said, pointing at the floating cat.

"My name is Puck." It's nice to meet you, Subaru." Puck responded

"Wait, Subaru, how did you know my name? I don't remember telling you." Emilia questioned, tilting her head cutely. 'I remember one of the maids referring to her as Emilia. I guess satella was an alias'.

"The maids told me." Subaru said as he started stretching. He did many strange, different warm-up exercises.

"What are you doing, Subaru?" Emilia questioned, looking interested.

"Radio calisthenics; it's a tradition from my hometown; you should try it." Emilia followed him as he bounced on his feet and stretched.

"Now reach for the stars and exclaim Victory!" Subaru said as he and Emilia shouted out victory, pointing to the sky.

"Anyways I am in debt to you, Subaru; make any request of me, and I shall see to it that it is done." Emilia said it innocently.

'There's way too many unsavory requests that she might be asked, but I'm going to ask her to teach me magic.'

"Can you two teach me how to use magic?" Puck nodded

"I'm afraid I'm not a very good teacher, but puck is."

"First, let's see what type of magic you possess." Puck tapped Subaru on the forehead."

"That's strange; you don't have magic?" Puck questioned.

"Let me show you." Subaru said as he motioned with his hand and a blue rift appeared, a chipped knife fell out of it.

"I've never seen this kind of magic before." Emilia was shocked at this.

"Me neither, Lia, can you demonstrate its uses?" Puck questioned.

"You two might wanna get at least a football field away." Subaru said as both of them backed away a healthy distance.

Suddenly several blue rifts appeared around Subaru; they were pointed at the ground so the items shot out of them didn't damage anything important.

"Wow Subaru, that's so cool!" Emilia walked up to one of the knives lodged in the ground and picked it up; it was the bowel hunter's dagger.

"Does this have any other uses, Subaru?" Puck was impressed while Subaru picked up the items lodged in the ground. Suddenly he came across a very long sausage.

"I don't remember putting sausages in there." Subaru was about to put it back in when he realized.

"Wait, these are my guts! They fell out when I got cut open by her!" Subaru threw it into a blue rift.

"That's about all I can do right now. I'm thinking of giving a name to this kind of magic." Subaru rubbed his chin.

"Hmm, I know you could call it spatial magic, Subaru." Emilia responded cutely.

"Spatial magic it is then. I wonder if other people have spatial magic." Subaru was happy that he got useful powers.

"Anyways we are going to have you meet with Lord Roswaal of the mansion in about 2 hours time; I'd recommend you get changed into different attire." Emilia said, pointing at the tracksuit covered in cuts. Subaru looked down and realized his belly was exposed, and there were several other large cuts on it.

"This is the only outfit I have." Subaru started but heard a voice from behind him.

"I shall lead you to the wardrobe." The blue-haired girl said Subaru followed her into the mansion.

"None of these outfits fit me very well." Subaru said as he wore an oversized suit.

"Just wear this for the meeting." The twin said.

"By the way, I never caught you or your sister's names." Subaru asked, smiling.

"My name is Rem; my sister's name is Ram." Subaru nodded.

"Those names are quite similar; I think Rem sounds better though." Rem made a slight blush at this comment.

"I'll go and prepare food for the meeting." Rem said walking away.

"If you need any help, I'll be willing to." Rem stopped in her tracks.

"An honored guest should not be disrespected with house chores." Rem said coldly as she exited.

"Sheesh, what's her problem? Ehh, she will fall for me eventually." Subaru muttered to himself. He walked through the hallway.

"She will what now?" A cold female voice said from behind him. Subaru turned around and saw Ram staring daggers into him.

"Uhm nothing." Subaru quivered. He was scared of her. 'It would be best to not piss her off.' Subaru quickly ran away. Not looking back to see if he was being chased. He decided to exit the mansion and stroll out in the front yard, looking at the beautiful flowers.

"Betty wants your opinion on him." Betty asked Emilia while watching Subaru through a window.

"He's very kind and interesting." Emilia smiled warmly.

"What is Bubbies opinion on him?" Puck materialized.

"He seems like a good kid; he is a pretty cool guy." Puck said as Betty extended her arms. Puck flew into them as she started petting his fur.

"Subaru, it's time for the meeting." Emilia called out to Subaru from the front door of the mansion. His face lit up as he walked towards her. She led him to a dining room; at the end of the table stood Rem and Ram in between a chair. Betty sat on the right side of the table. Subaru was about to sit down when a hand grabbed his shoulder. Subaru spun around.

"So thisss is the honored guest who saved your life?" The man was wearing clean and strange clothes; he had clown makeup on and blue hair.

"I assumed you must be the lord of this mansion." Subaru extended his arm out to shake his hand, but Ram grunted, causing him to retract his hand before he lost it. Subaru sat down next to Emilia on the left side of the table.

"Let's cut to the chase; I must reward you for the good deed you've done; name anything, and I will try my hardest to see to it that it is done.

"Very well then; I would like to work here and get lessons on the language and history of this place." Subaru said bluntly

"That is all you wish for?" Roswaal asked, confused.

"Well, that one wish would be able to get me back on my feet, allow me to familiarize myself with the land, and help me fit in better.

"Very well, you shall start tomorrow; I shall have Rem teach you the history and language of Lagunica." Roswaal responded; Betty played with the puck while Emilia and Subaru enjoyed the food on their plates. The plate had food Subaru didn't recognize but was tasty nonetheless. When everyone got up to leave, Rem called out to Subaru.

"I shall readjust a suit to your size Subaru." Rem said as she exited the room along with the others. Subaru went back to the room he was staying in and went to sleep for a bit.

"May I come in?" Rem said, knocking on the door.

"Sure." Subaru responded as Rem walked in with a butler suit in her hands.

"Thank you. You know you are a pretty cool person." Subaru said, causing Rem to slightly blush.

Rem started teaching Subaru how to read the Lugunicas language. It was pretty hard since there were 3 different parts to it.


After an hour or two of teaching, their lessons were over.

"I shall take my leave now." Rem said exiting the room and shutting the door behind her.

The rest of the day was uneventful; Subaru went to bed at nightfall.

After a long sleep, Subaru woke up.

"Good morning, Subaru." Rem said standing in front of Subaru's bed. Subaru decided not to ponder how long she had been watching him sleep.

Subaru got out of bed and walked towards Rem.

"So what are my tasks for the day?" Subaru questioned, getting a little too close to Rems face. She backed up with a slight blush on her face.

"I shall show you what jobs you have." Rem led him to the main entrance and handed him a broom.

"Sweep up the dust. I will trim down the bushes in the meantime," Rem said as she left. Subaru immediately got to work humming while he swept the place; eventually, after 10 minutes or so, it was clean. He decided to sit down on the staircase.

"Hey Rem, what's next?" Subaru asked as Rem entered the room.

"We shall prepare food now." Rem said as she led him to a kitchen and handed him a knife and a crate of potatoes.

"Peel them." Rem said. Subaru noticed that Ram was also in the room peeling potatoes.

Subaru was not very good at peeling potatoes; in fact, he cut himself all over his hands, while Rem skillfully peeled the potatoes. Subaru accidently cut his finger deeply and dropped the knife.

"Subaru, your technique is all wrong." Rem turned around.

"Hold the knife still and spin them, like this," Rem skillfully peeled a potato with this technique.

After a long day of hard work, Subaru's hands were covered in bandages. He decided to go for a walk outside after the sun went down. He looked up and admired the stars.

"Hey Subaru." Emilia said, walking up to him, he looked down at her.

"All these stars are so beautiful, but they can't compare to your beauty." Subaru said as Emilia's face flushed red.

"What happened to your hands, Subaru? Let me heal them." She switched topics.

"It's ok, these scars are proof of my hard work." Subaru had a short chat with Emilia.

"Well anyways, it's about time I head to bed; I'll see you tomorrow." Emilia followed him inside, and they both parted ways.


"Man, today was so great; I had so much fun." Subaru said laying in bed looking up at his hands; eventually he let sleep take him and went to bed. Subaru had the strangest dream.

He was being chased by several black hounds. Subaru got cornered and pulled a large, unusual-looking sword out. It was covered in glowing blue lines, and the blade was glowing white. He easily dispatched all of the dogs. Only one small dog remained, but before he could kill it, he was pulled from his sleep.


"Yawn, what a strange dream." Subaru got out of bed and was greeted by Rem yet again.

"What will my chores be for today?" Subaru questioned getting out of bed.

"You will be coming with me to the village to get food and supplies." Rem said as Subaru followed her out of the mansion.

There was a carriage with what seemed to be a dragon attached to it.

"Wow, what is that?" Subaru questioned Rem.

"You've never seen an earth dragon before?" Rem questioned him.

"No, this is the first time; I guess they're used for transportation." Rem nodded as she hopped onto the driving seat and took the reins. Subaru hopped on beside her.

Eventually they arrived in the village.

"I'm going to go explore. Rem, tell me if you need any help." Subaru said as he jumped out of the carriage and walked into the village. Rem went to buy supplies and food.

"Hey, mister, who are you?" A little orange-haired girl said.

"My name is Subaru Natsuki." Subaru said

"Wanna see something cool?" Petra nodded. Subaru summoned a blue rift, and it shot a potato into his hand; it bruised his hand because it shot out a little hard. Subaru stole the potato from the kitchen yesterday while Rem wasn't looking.

"Wow, mister, that's so cool." Petra had a fascinated look in her eyes.

"Want it?" She nodded, and Subaru dropped a potato into her hands. Suddenly a few kids ran up to him.

"Hello mister." They jumped all over Subaru, much to his dismay.

"Hey, get off me." Subaru begged them.

"Get off Subaru now." Petra said in a commanding voice. The kids listened and got off of Subaru.

"Thanks Petra." Subaru bowed. Petra blushed at this.

"Anyways, I should probably get going." Subaru said

"Wait, mister, I've got something to show you." One of the kids said. Behind him was a small black picked up the dog and showed it to Subaru.

"Ooh, it's a little puppy." Subaru tried to pet it, but it bit him on the hand.

"Ow, that hurts you, bastard." Subaru was about to punch the dog when he calmed himself.

"Well, that's strange; he usually never does that." Subaru decided to leave before he might have second thoughts and kill the dog.

"Hey rem." Subaru said as he hopped in the carriage seat. It was stocked full with crates. Rem got in as well. They took off back to the mansion. Once they arrived, Subaru was ready to get back to work.

"So what chores do I have today?" Rem shook her head.

"You're off for the rest of the day."

The rest of the day went by normally. when it came time for Rems Language lessons. She had taught him a lot, and he was almost able to fully read and write. After Rem left the room, Subaru felt extremely weak. 'Guess I'm a little tired.' Subaru thought as he sunk into his bed.

"Good morning, Rem." Subaru tried to get up but couldn't move.

"This is strange." Subaru said.

"What is it, Subaru?" Rem asked, confused.

"I can't move my body for some reason. I might be a little sick; can I take the day off?" Rem nodded and left the room.

'I hope I can get better soon.' Subaru thought as he slept for the rest of the day.

After 3 days of being bedridden, Subaru was actually getting worse for some reason. He still got taught the language by Rem though. He slept the rest of the day off again.

'I need to neutralize the threat; now is my best chance.' Rem slowly creeped into the room with a chain mace in her hand. She was about to swing it down on Subaru's head when she stopped.

She looked at his face and saw how horrible he looked; his eyes were sunken, his lips were chapped, and he had eye bags. He looked as though he was in pain even while sleeping.

'I could kill him so easily.' Rem thought. Images of Subaru's smile filled her head; she lowered the mace and walked to the exit.

"Get better soon, Subaru." Rem whispered and shut the door behind her.

Subaru had woken up the fourth day even more bedridden. He slept it off again. He woke up completely fine.

"Sister, it seems our guest has awoken." Subaru had remembered this line. 'I died in my sleep? Someone must have used magic on me.' Subaru looked troubled and unhappy.

"Sister, it seems our guest doesn't like our presence. We should leave and inform Emilia of him waking up." Ram said as she and Rem left the room.

Subaru walked through the endless hallway and opened the correct door, arriving in Bettie's room.

"Hello, I've got a question for you." Subaru said, peaking her interest.

"Betty shall entertain your unintelligent thoughts." She motioned for Subaru to continue.

"Is there any magic that saps someone's strength until it kills them?" Subaru asked.

"Yes, there is a curse that does that." Betty responded.

"Curse?" Subaru questioned

"A curse is a spell cast on someone that requires the caster to touch the person physically before it can be used; shamans use curses." Subaru started pondering.

"Can a curse be stopped?" Subaru questioned. Betty shook her head.

"Unless you're able to detect it before it activates, then no." Betty responded.

"How do you detect it before it activates?" Subaru questioned.

"Only a select few people, including me, can do that." Betty responded.

"Thanks Betty, I suppose you're going to do the mana-absorbing thing again?"

"You may call me Beatrice, not Betty; Betty is reserved for bubby." She walked up and siphoned mana out of Subaru again. Once Subaru regained his strength, he exited the library and continued through the day again.

The day went by basically the same; he became a butler, studied, and had a chat with Emilia. The next day he stayed close to the path he did before. However, when they headed to the village the 3rd day, Subaru put his plan into motion.


"Hello villagers, I've got a fun activity for you guys to do." Subaru shouted as everyone surrounded him.

He began going through the motions of radio calisthenics with the villagers; they all followed along.

"Now reach for the sky and exclaim victory!" Subaru said as he and the villagers reached for the sky and exclaimed victory.

After that was over, he made sure each and every one of the villagers made contact with him. He did get sexually assaulted by an old woman though; she grabbed his butt.

"I haven't felt that good in a while, young man." Subaru smiled.

"Subaru, we've got something to show you." One of the kids held out the dog again. It was sleeping, so Subaru tried to pet it.

It quickly woke up and bit him. Subaru yelled and ran to the carriage, annoyed. It was almost sundown once they got back to the manor. Subaru found Beatrice's library.

"Hey Beatrice, I think I've been cursed. Can you check?" Subaru said. Beatrice scoffed.

"There's no way you got cursed, but I shall look." Beatrice was shocked to see that Subaru was in fact cursed. She touched his hand and destroyed the curse.

"Wait a minute, oh no, the dog is the shaman!" Subaru shouted as he rushed out of the room. Beatrice was annoyed he didn't thank her.

"Subaru, what are you doing?" Rem asked as he rushed past her.

"The village is in danger; come with me." Rem shook her head.

"If that's true, I'll have to secure the safety of my master first." Subaru didn't stop to beg her.

"Fine, you do that. If I don't come back, then I'm dead." Subaru shouted.

"If it's dangerous, then stay here, Subaru." Rem said, but Subaru shook his head. "I'm not the person who would leave incocent people to die, even if it puts my life in danger. After all, I'm demonically inspired!" Rem was shocked at Subaru.

"You like demons?" Rem asked, bewildered.

"Of course, unlike gods who sit up in the clouds and don't interfere with the world, demons will take your soul all the while laughing at the plans you made for next year." Subaru said, causing Rem to blush.

He ran down the stairs and exited the mansion; he ran out of the mansion and towards the village. He got there after sunset. The villagers were frantically searching for something.


"What's wrong, sir?" Subaru questioned a panicking individual with a torch.

"The children have gone missing." He responded in a panic.

"I'll go find them." Subaru said as a lantern fell into his hand from a rift, the bowel hunter's dagger fell into his other hand.

Subaru rushed into the forest as fast as he could. 'Where could they be?' Subaru didn't have to ponder this for long since he arrived in a flower field with them laying in it unconscious. Subaru tried to grab all of them, but he was surrounded by strange black hounds.

"Not now, god damn it." Subaru said as several rifts appeared, shooting knives at the dogs, killing them. However, one was able to dodge and rushed him down. It bit Subarus arms, but Subaru stabbed it in the skull with his dagger, killing it. Subaru put his lantern into a rift along with his dagger; he picked up the children and carried them back to the village. He dropped them off in the center and returned, realizing that there was one more unaccounted for. He rushed back in and picked up his knives, storing them away. He rushed deeper into the forest and saw a blue-haired girl laying down behind a tree. Subaru ran up to her to check on her but was surrounded by dogs.

"You fell for it, haha." The girl got up and backed behind the crowd of dogs. Subaru was outnumbered 50 to 1. He shot out his weapons but was only able to kill 20. A huge crowd of them were about to jump on him when suddenly 19 of them were pulverized by something. It was a mace that came from the forest. Rem walked out with something strange on her forehead. She had a blue horn on her forehead. A crowd of dogs jumped onto Rem, trying to rip her apart. Rem killed most of them, but a few were able to land a few bites on her. She slammed her fist into them and smiled maniacally. She was akin to a demon.

"Watch out rem behind you." Rem turned around, but a hound bit her on the horn, knocking her to the ground unconscious.

"Shit." Subaru yelled as he threw a knife at the dog, piercing its skull. He rushed over to Rem and grabbed her, placing her on his shoulder. The hound was about to chase after him.

"Leave him; he will come back." Meilli said as she walked deeper into the forest.

"Please protect her." Subaru placed Rem down in the center of town and rushed back in.

'I think the dogs cursed her; they looked kind of similar to the small dog; maybe if I kill them I'll be able to break the curse.' Subaru found himself back where the girl used to be. Subaru decided to grab his weapons and the corpses of the hounds; he cut out the teeth to use as weapons. He grabbed Rems Mace as well. He rushed forward deeper into the forest.


Rem woke up in an unfamiliar room. Beatrice was sitting beside her.

"Where is Subaru?" She asked, but Beatrice shook her head.

"Probably dead, he rushed back into the forest to break the curse. He plans on killing the wolfgarm that attacked you." Rem immediately jumped out of bed and left the room. She lost her mace, but she planned to throw herself at the problem.

"Don't be stupid; you can't save him. He's been gone for a while." Beatrice said. Rem shook her head.

"I know that, but I'm sure as hell going to try. What kind of person would I be if I left my friend to to die?" Rem was about to leave when a townsperson stopped her.

"Take this; it's dangerous." He handed her a sword.

"Thank you." Rem said as she rushed into the forest.


Subaru had lost track of how many hounds he killed; he just added them to the rifts and kept going; he had been fighting for hours straight without a break. Only pure will was keeping him going.

"My my, you look like you just went through hell, Subaru." Meilli said, hiding behind a large hound taller than a tree, there were a few small hounds beside the bigger one. Subaru easily dispatched them by shooting out his blades from the rifts. However, his blades bounced off the bigger one. Subaru surrounded the big one with several rifts, shooting blades and hound teeth at it. The beast was unaffected. Subaru was about to unleash another volley when he realized something horrible. 'No no no! I'm almost all out of mana.' Subaru thought as he fell to the ground. The beast walked towards him and raised its paw to cleave Subaru into pieces. It brought it down, but something strange happened: a large blue and white rift blocked its strike, and suddenly it got sent flying into some trees. Subaru looked up and saw Rem with a horn on her head and a blade in her left hand.

She looked manic until she saw Subaru. She started smiling and dropped her sword, picking him up. She carried him out of the forest, gently.

She heard a loud boom behind her but didn't stop to check what it was. She kept carrying Subaru until she got back to the village. When townspeople tried to walk towards Subaru, she growled at them and turned away from them. The horn dissipated, and she carried Subaru to the mansion. She rushed inside Subaru's room and placed him in his bed. She sat down on a chair near Subaru's bed, holding his hand as he slept.


Roswaal entered the room.

"I heard the news and came over as soon as I could; I exterminated the mabeasts." Roswaal said, looking at Subaru.

"I shall go inform Emilia of what happened." Roswaal said as he left the room.

Rem sat in silence, clutching at Subaru's hands. She was filled with grief and guilt. 'He ended up like this because of me.' She cried for a while. Eventually Emilia entered the room. Rem wiped away her tears.

"Is Subaru okay?" Emilia looked at Rem. Rem nodded.

"He will need to rest for a while; I think we should both give him space." Rem got off of the chair and left the room, along with Emilia.

Subaru cleaved through a horde of those hounds with the giant blue and white glowing greatsword; he killed hundreds, no more like thousands of them. He kept killing and killing and absorbing them into his rifts. He kept fighting them for hours and hours, but they kept coming. One of them snuck up on him and bit down on his neck. He lost focus and got swarmed slowly but surely, being devoured.

"Ahh!" Subaru shouted as he jumped out of bed. The dream was unpleasant, to say the least. Subaru decided to stop thinking about it and left the room.

"Hey rem." Subaru said casually walking past Rem.

"Hey Subaru." Rem said it absentmindedly. She stopped walking when she realized.

"Wait a minute!" Rem spun around and started chasing after Subaru. 'What did I do this time?' Subaru ran for his life, trying to escape her. "Subaru I just want to talk!" Rem said, easily keeping pace with him.

"Is that code for'meet me in a place where nobody will find your ody'?!" Subaru ran down the stairs and rushed out of the door, running through the courtyard.

"I'm not playing games with you, Subaru." Rem said as a horn sprouted from her head, she seemingly appeared right in front of Subaru.

"Listen, Rem, you don't have to hurt me; I'll be a good boy, I promise!" Subaru begged for his life. Rem was completely bewildered, so bewildered in fact that her horn disappeared from her head. Subaru groveled on his knees.

"What do you mean? Did you think I was going to hurt you? I would never!" Rem said offended the man she's in love with would think that.

"Well, you did chase after me after shouting at me. Anyways, what did you want to talk about?" Subaru realized his mistake.

"I need to inform everyone in the mansion you're awake; please come with me." Rem grabbed Subaru and placed him on her shoulder with ease.

"Wait, you don't need to carry me; I'm not that fragile!" Subaru shouted, but she didn't let go. She carried him back into the mansion.

'And here I thought the woman was supposed to be carried by the man; damn, this is so embarrassing.' Subarus face flushed bright red.

"Sister, why are you carrying him in your arms?" Ram said, walking past them.

"A woman should be able to hold the one she loves." Rem blushed as she carried Subaru. Subaru was dumbfounded.

After a bit of walking, Rem found Emilia and Roswaal chatting in a hallway. They stopped talking when they saw Subaru and Rem.

"I guess I woke up." Subaru said, embarrassed, trying to break free from Rem's grip. Rem was way stronger than she looked.

"Subaru, you're awake!" Emilia shouted, and puck came out of the crystal.

"You are quite the strong man, Subaru." puck laughed; he saw Subaru being carried by Rem.

"Can you please put me down?" Subaru begged Rem; she nodded and placed him on his feet. Subaru started stretching, loosening his muscles from the death grip Rem had on him.

"So what did I miss?" Subaru started going through the motions of radio calisthenics.

"Well, not much actually; I located the damaged seals and replaced them." Subaru was confused.

"Seals?" Subaru asked, confused.

"I placed anti-mabeast seals surrounding the village. They were damaged, so I replaced them." Emilia said.

"Mabeasts?" Subaru was unfamiliar with the phrase. Emilia didn't quite realize how clueless he was up until now. She explained the different types of mammals.

"Oh, so like these creatures?" Subaru said as he pulled out a wolfgarm from a rift. He held it by its neck.

"Those are wolfgarms; they are actually very valuable." Emilia said as Subaru placed it back into another blue and white rift that appeared.

"Hmm, I wonder if I should sell them." Subaru said absentmindedly.

"Well, I better get back to work." Subaru said, but Rosswaal shook his head.

"That won't be necessary; you have the day off today." Roswaal said.

"By the way, do you think you could patch up Subaru's suit?" Roswaal asked, and Rem nodded.

"Subaru I'm going to need you to give me the suit."

"Ok, let me get my tracksuit on though." Subaru headed to his room and took off the butler suit, changing back into his tracksuit. 'Rem must have repaired it while I was out.' Subaru thought as he looked at the repaired tracksuit. It had a little heart on its left part that had'remsubaru' on it. Subaru put it on and left the room. He handed Rem the damaged suit and walked out of the mansion, planning to head to the village.

"I need to go retrieve all that stuff I lost during the battle." Subaru thought aloud as he walked along the path. Eventually he arrived at the village and was greeted by the townsfolk; he chatted with them for a bit then headed off into the forest. After a bit of walking, he arrived at the location of the big battle. He picked up the knives and weapons and stored them away. He decided to pick up the rest of the wolfgarm corpses.

After a bit of collecting, Subaru went back to the village.


"Alright, who is ready for some radio-calisthenics?" Subaru shouted as the villagers stretched along with him.

"Victory!" Subaru and the villagers said in synchrony. The village exploded into chatter. Subaru decided to sell the wolfgarm corpses to the villagers; he made 15 holy coins from the endeavor, but he didn't know the value of a holy coin, so he didn't really care. He placed the coins in the white and blue rift.

Subaru left the village, arriving at the garden of the mansion.

He walked towards the entrance, entering inside and walked around. He found Rem waiting at the top of the stairs for him. Subaru walked up the stairs.


"Hey Rem, did you finish with the repairs?" Rem nodded and handed him the clothing.

"I suppose I should go take a bath." Subaru said as he walked away, heading towards the bathroom. He stripped down and hopped into the tub. The water was nice and warm.

'This world is crazy, but I think that's what makes it so charming.' Subaru relaxed, enjoying the bath.

'I wonder what's next in the book of my life.' Subaru chuckled playfully, slapping his forehead. He noticed that his hair was getting a little long.

'I guess I should ask Rem for help cutting my hair.' Subaru spent a good bit of time soaking in the bath.

'I guess it's time for me to get out.' Subaru jumped out of the bath and waited to dry off. He had forgotten a towel, so it took a while.

Once Subaru was done drying off, he put the butler suit on and left, grabbing the track suit as well. The rest of the day was uneventful, and Subaru went to sleep.

Hope you guys enjoyed the second episode. I did an entire arc in one episode, which is kind of crazy, but anyways. Cya. The next episode will be the Memory Snow movie.