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Those Obnoxious Ghosts

Chapter 14: Pengdemic Proportions Part II

Previously

Danny, Lum and Ten all flew to her UFO, with Danny carrying Tucker since he can't fly.

Lum seemed particular giddy for some reason as the guy she loves would be in her ship...even if her little cousin and her husband's friends will also be there with them.

"If only he was coming for different reasons..."She thought before sighing.

She knew that they had to fix the swallow and that's what she tried to focus on.

"How much farther?..."Danny asked as they became visible, due to being a safe distance from any potential witnesses.

"Just a little bit more, Darling. You're going to love it.,," She called to them as she showed them the way.

They soon come across a ship that almost looked like a saucer from the old Sci-fi movies, but styled a little differently and had the Oni color scheme of yellow and black stripes.

Despite their own personal opinions of the oni aliens, the two boys couldn't help but be amazed.

"WHOA!..."They both exclaimed, their jaws dropping when they saw it.

Lum smiled at this reaction.

"Darling, Darling's friend. Welcome to my personal ship..." Lum said as they flew over and entered the ship.


Present Time

In Lum's Space ship

Danny and Tucker were now inside Lum's ship, marveling over it.

"Wow!..."Both exclaimed in unison as they entered.

"This is so cool!..." Tucker said, geeking out at the sight of the advance tech.

"I died and went to geek heaven!..."He said.

"This is what a weekend of watching classic Star Trek makes you want..."Danny chuckled until he saw the ships controls.

"Cool, I suppose there's some perks to this situation..."He said, unable to keep his fanboy side from getting excited about this.

Ten and Lum blinked at their reactions.

What's with them? Why is something so basic so exciting to them?..." Ten asked, not getting it.

"I am not sure but remember, they are from a less advanced race..." Lum reminded as the boys kept admiring her ship.

Tucker was focusing on the tech while Danny was looking at the view of space on the other side of the ship's window.

"Wow..."He stated in an amazed tone.

Sure, he's been to space before, but Technus ruined it by threatening the world and used Danny and Valerie against each other, so that didn't count.

Lum noticed his reaction and smiled.

"You like it?..."She asked.

"Yeah..."He said, before he realized what he was doing.

He snapped out of it and sent her a stern look.

"I mean...uh...we should fix the swallow..."He said, since that was the reason they came here in the first place.

Lum pouted but knew he had a point.

"You're right..."She said as she went to the lab part of her space ship.

There, she placed the mutated swallow and went to look from some of her tools. Danny noticed her pull out certain dishes.

"What is that?..."He asked.

"It's a sample of Ms. Swallow and also the candy..."Lum said as she also pulled out a certain device.

"What is that?..."He asked again.

"It's a scanner that doubles as an x-ray machine..."Lum said as she started pushing some buttons. "I need to see exactly what our food did to it from the inside..."She explained.

The ghost boy heard this and looked at the device.

"So? Think it's reversible?... Danny asked.

"Give me... 10 minutes to try some things..."Lum said as she placed the swallow on the device.

She soon started pressing buttons as she tried to get the bird back to normal.


Meanwhile

While Lum was busy experimenting in his ship, Jazz and Sam were back on earth.

The goth girl was desperately trying to save as many penguins as possible from her greedy classmates.

"I got you..."Sam said as she grabbed one and quickly hid it in the library, where she knows most students will avoid.

"I got two..."Jazz said as she brought a couple.

"Yeah, now we just have to get the rest of them..."Sam said before frowning. "Stupid Lum, if it wasn't for her, these penguins wouldn't be going through this..."She grumbled.

Jazz heard this and sighed.

"Look, I know Lum messed up but you can't blame her for everything... especially since she really is trying to help..." Jazz said.

Sam turned and sent her an angry look.

"Did you forget that she tried to KILL Danny during that stupid tag race?..." She exclaimed.

Jazz saw her point but she also knew that there was more going on than Sam sees. She also knew that there was another reason for her anger.

"She obviously didn't mean to... Look Sam, I know you got a thing for Danny..." She said making Sam freeze up in shock. "But that doesn't mean every girl he sees is someone trying to take him away..."She said.

"I...I don't have a thing for Danny..."Sam denied and Jazz clearly didn't believe her. "B-Besides, that's not the point. That alien princess didn't just zap him but she also tried to TAKE OVER THE PLANET and instead of leaving like she and her people promised to do, she's convinced they're married and now she won't leave Danny alone and is trying to take over his life!..."She said.

Jazz sighed.

"I know you have a point and I am not defending Lum since I don't like her either, but I am just saying that she can't be pure evil. She does seem guilty about what happened..."Jazz said

"So what?! If it was up to her, she'd have taken over the world! Plus, it's all her fault for being here on Earth when she should have left..."Sam pointed out. "Not to mention that she wants to marry Danny at a WAY TOO YOUNG age!..."She reminded her.

"Also true but you don't quite realize something..."Jazz said as she tried to act like a rational adult about this. "I have talked with Lum and I have been analyzing her behavior since she moved in. I know that she seems very stubborn but she also seems like she really believe she's in love with my brother... if you can call it that. I theorized that since she's from another planet, maybe her culture is different. Social norms, common sense, even how people talk to her, it's all so different that she has no idea how people on a different world act, so she doesn't seem to understand what she's doing is bad by our standards..."Jazz said, explaining her theory.

Sam didn't buy it for one second, though.

"Or it could mean that she's just some spoiled brat princess who's used to getting everything she wants and now she's harassing a guy who doesn't want anything to do with her..."She pointed out.

Jazz sighed and shook her head.

"I don't like her any more than you do but I don't think she's really evil, just stubborn. Plus, she's the only one who can do anything about this..."Jazz said and the goth frowned.

"Let's just focus on saving these penguins..."Sam said, being stubborn and refusing to listen.

The red haired girl rolled her eyes at her stubbornness but conceded and they went back to trying to save the birds from being hurt by the crazed mob of students and panicking people.

Sam's issues with Lum and refusal to admit her feelings would have to wait.


Back with Lum

The alien princess was busy testing her ideas to fix the mutated bird.

"Let's see what we can do..." Lum said as she ran simulations on a screen.

The first one involved making it drink a serum. The next one involved applying a cream on its body, another one involved the nutrient effect cells and a chemical mixture of them. The last involved a special ray. Lum spent about 10 minutes checking different situations to find the right solution to their problem.

After seeing the swallow being returned to normal in a few scenarios, she nodded.

"Okay... I think I found a very good chance at turning the bird back to normal..." She said.

"Great..." Danny said.

"If I'm right... we have a 57% chance of restoring the swallow to her normal state..." Lum states.

Danny's smile drops.

"What?..."He asked.

"A 57% chance... seeing as I know next to nothing on this animal's biology and that curing it might actually do more harm seeing as I have no idea how its body will react to it once it's over..." She said, as if it was obvious.

As Danny groaned, Tucker held his PDA up.

"If you need info on this bird, I just looked it up..."Tucker said as found a website with information on birds, particularly swallows.

Danny saw this and had an idea.

"Can we send the data from the PDA into your ship?..." Danny asked, thinking that might help.

"You're asking if our technology is compatible with his primitive toy?..." Ten asked in a dismissive way.

Tucker frowned at that.

"It's not primitive! It's cutting edge!..." He defended as he held the device as if it was precious.

Ten sent him an unimpressed look at the device.

"For you, maybe. It is primitive to us..."He said, ignoring Tucker's anger.

"So... you can't?..." Danny asked before Tucker could insist that his PDA is great.

Lum thought about it and smiled.

"Fortunately... yes, yes we can. Now, let's see what we can learn..."She said as she motioned for the device, which Tucker reluctantly gave her.

She connected Tucker's PDA to the ships computer and after a data exchange between the two computers was being shown, a solution was found for them to see, but it was a language that Danny guessed was Lum's original language.

"Well?..."Danny asked and Lum smiled.

"Good news! We have an 88% chance of curing the bird!..."She said happily.

Danny wasn't sure about that but his best friend couldn't resist saying the following.

"Whoa, 88%? That's higher than your GPA..." Tucker joked, earning a frown from the other boy.

"Ignoring that unfunny crack... what's the bad news?..."He asked.

Lum's smile dropped as she didn't seem happy to say the next thing.

"I only have enough power to make it work... once. We miss this shot, good chance the change is permanent..." She said.

The ghost boy took in a deep breath and rubbed his eyes before answering.

"Then let's do it!..."He said. "We have to hurry before any more damage happens..."He said seriously. "Not to mention Sam won't ever shut up about it if we fail..."He mentally added.

Lum knew he was right and nodded.

"Okay, but we'd better get started on constructing the device..."The alien girl said as she began to constructing it.

Despite it all, Danny and Tucker grinned as the ship and it's technology started to work.


Back on Earth

Sam and Jazz had managed to save over 30 penguins until animal control managed to arrive with nets to captured the escaped birds.

"But...but...my discovery..."Lancer complained, upset about his discovery being taken away.

"Hey, back off, Fatso. These penguins are heading back to the zoo where they belong..."The officer said as they took all the penguins with them.

Sam didn't like where the penguins were going but gave in.

"Normally, I'm against sending poor, innocent animals to be locked up...but at least Dash and the rest of his goons can't get to them now..."She said in defeat as she watched the penguins being placed in a truck.

She hates zoos...but at the very least, her greedy teacher and idiotic classmates can't harm them now.

"Hey, what about our reward?!..."Dash complained, wanting something for all his "work".

"Mr. Baxter, NOT NOW!..."Mr. Lancer yelled, looking mad enough to actually punish him.

Sam and Jazz knew it was best not to get involved, less they suddenly want to deal with detention and extra homework. They took the still mutated bird and her chicks with them, hiding behind gym since they knew no one would be here right now.

"How long until you realize zoos are not jails but places where animals are well fed and help them recover and grow without harm from predators?..."Jazz asked.

"Never..."Sam said, crossing her arms in defiance.

Before Jazz could say anything, a familiar voice was heard.

"Sam! Jazz!..."Was heard.

The two girls looked above to see Danny heading towards them, carrying Tucker while Lum and Ten were right behind them. Lum also had a certain device in her hands that looks like some sort of ray gun in her hands.

"Danny..."Sam said, happy to see him.

"Please tell me that suppose to fix everything..."Jazz said, looking exhausted.

Lum smiled.

"You'll be happy to know that this is the cure, we found a way to get the swallow back to normal and with this device I constructed..."She said as she gestured to her device.

"What exactly is that thing?..."Sam demanded and Lum smirked.

"It's a ray that affects biological lifeforms down to the cellular level. It's called the Anti-Nutrientilizer. With this, I can rewrite Mrs. Swallows DNA to be how it appear this morning..."She said as she then pointed at the swallow.

"Well, here we go..." Lum said, ready to pull the trigger.

"Okay, fire when ready..." Danny said.

"Fair warning... if this doesn't work... your town should be evacuated... fast..." Lum said, looking nervous.

Danny rolled his eyes at her.

"You're not doing a good job winning me over be tee dubs..."He said, annoyed.

Lum pouted at that but began the process.

She pressed a button and soon a glowing pink light engulfed the mutated swallow's entire body, however after about a minute, nothing happened.

"It's... not working..." Tucker said.

"That's because it just got hit. It'll take a moment before it kicks in..." Lum said.

"Are you sure?..."Danny asked, not wanting Murphy's law to kick in.

"I am...pretty sure...I double checked the calculations. I am mostly sure this should work..."She said.

"Mostly sure?!..."Sam exclaimed, not liking the sound of that.

Before she could retort, they noticed that the mutant bird entire body was glowing again, this time a brighter shade of pink...and it was getting smaller.

"It's changing!..." Sam said.

"She's shrinking down..."Danny said hopefully.

They watched as the overgrown penguin-like bird kept shrinking down until it was back to her original size and body shape.

After another minute, the glowing stopped and they saw a normal looking swallow standing there.

"Tweet...tweet..."The swallow let out, sounding very much like how she's suppose to sound.

"She's okay..."Lum said as she and the others looked happy.

Lum, Ten, Danny and the rest of Team Phantom smiled as they saw the swallow was now back to normal and quickly flew to her nest where her babies were.

Once there, she began taking a worm from the ground and feeding her babies, clearly happy to be back to normal.

"Thank goodness..."Danny said, relieved.

"Yes, I was almost worried we'd be dealing with some kind of rampaging penguin monster at some point..."Tucker said.

"It's amazing that we've reach the point that doesn't sound too far fetched now..."Danny muttered.

However, his own troubles were not over. Danny soon felt a pair of arms around him and sighed as Lum sent him flirty looks.

"So darling, now that business has been taken care of, how about we go out and play now?..."Lum said as she fluttered her eyes.

Sam growled as she marched to her, angry and pulling her by the arm.

"He's not going to play since some of us have to get back to school..."Sam said with edge.

Lum frowned.

"Come on, I wanna spend time with my darling. Plus, I fixed this entire mess..."Lum complained.

"You're the one who STARTED this whole mess!..."Sam yelled.

"That was my cousin!..." Lum stated.

"Hey!..."Ten exclaimed.

Lum sent him a guilty look upon realizing what she just did, especially with the dirty looks she got from the others.

"Seriously?..."Danny said, not impressed. "Ten might have fed the bird but he didn't know any better, and that only happened because you didn't keep an eye on him like you were suppose to..."He reminded.

Lum sighed as she knew that she messed up but she just didn't like that goth girl verbally attacked her.

"I...I'm sorry...I know I made a mistake...but I just wanted to spend time with you, Darling..."Lum tried as she tried to be romantic, still not letting go of Danny.

Sam looked at her incredulously.

"You're unbelievable! You mutated an innocent swallow, caused a crash that nearly hurt all those poor penguins and nearly got us all in big trouble and you're still throwing yourself at Danny?!..."She yelled.

Lum frowned.

"I said sorry...besides, the swallow is back to normal and the penguins are at the zoo. Everything is back to normal..."Lum said as she nuzzled closer to Danny.

"How is THIS normal?..."Danny said as he fazed out of her arms.

Lum pouted and crossed her arms.

"It's normal for me..."She said.

"Yeah?! Well it ain't for me! Now get lost, you spoiled princess!..." Sam shouted as she got in her face.

"What did you call me?!..."Lum screeched as she glared at her.

As the two girls started arguing again, Danny groaned.

"Please tell me this is as bad as it's gonna get..."He thought in dread.


Meanwhile

In Space

A certain ship was flying at high speeds, heading to one planet in particular.

Earth

The one flying it had only one reason to be heading there.

"Lum..."

-To Be Continued-

Next Time on Those Obnoxious Ghosts

The handsome, shapeshifting glutton


A/N: Special thanks NeoMark and Twilightnite13 for assisting with this chapter.


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