When You Have A Fight
Disclaimer: Attack on Titan does not belong to me, I only own the nameless OC and the mini stories for each scenario. The cover image does not belong to me as I found it via Google Images.
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JEAN
"Oh my god! Jean! I can't BELIEVE you!"
"Babe, it's not that bad!"
*You turned angrily towards him*
"Not that bad? Not that bad?! You essentially just told all of our friends that I have a tight pussy!"
"But you do!"
*You growled, nearly pulling your hair out*
"Ugh, that's not the point, horse-face!"
"…what did you just say?"
"You heard me! Now get out, get out! I don't want to see you right now!"
*Effectively shoving the man out the door, you slam it and slide down against the wood, hands cradling your crying face*
MARCO
"Come on (Name) I swear I wasn't looking…"
"Yes you were, I saw you!"
"No I wasn't!"
"You were staring at her the whole time she past us. You mouth was essentially on the floor!"
"Ok now you're exaggerating. My mouth wasn't on the floor!"
"Ha!"
*You poke your finger into his chest*
"But you admit you were staring?!"
"FINE! If it'll get you to shut up about it then yes, I was!"
*Marco realized what he said and covered his mouth*
"(Name), I'm so sorry!"
"Get. Out."
LEVI
"Oi, brat! You haven't finished cleaning yet?"
"First off, stop calling me brat and secondly, do you not realize how much I've done around here for you?!"
*Levi glances around the front room of his combined bedroom/office area, then he stares at you, arms full of laundry*
"I don't see much."
"You don't see…agh!"
*You throw the laundry on the floor, fists curled tightly at your sides*
"I've done the laundry, changed the sheets, cleaned the bedroom, the bathroom, and now I've been working on your office. What more do you want from me?"
"I expected it all to be done by the time I got back. I'm quite certain I gave you a fair amount of time."
"You expected…you expected? Last I checked, Levi, I was your girlfriend, not your slave!"
*You move to leave the room as his hand grips your arm*
"And where do you think you're going?!"
"Away from you!"
EREN
"Hey (Name)!"
"…hi Eren."
"Geez, what's got your panties caught in a twist."
*You turn slowly towards your boyfriend*
"…excuse you? What did you just say?"
"Exactly what I said. Geez, you have one bad attitude today."
"Oh my god! What the fuck is wrong with you?! I'm grumpy today from no sleep, so excuse me!"
"Then go take a nap! It's not that difficult! Damn you're complicated…"
*You smack him upside the head*
"You're an insensitive jerk!"
CONNIE
"You did what?!"
"I, uh…accidentally called another female your nickname today."
"And what, did you think that person was me or something?"
"No, no! I just missed you so much that it was the first thing to pop out of my mouth!"
"So what, does this mean you're gonna call everyone else cookie? Are you gonna call Reiner that?"
"What? No! I would never do that!"
"Looks like you already have."
*Connie sighs, shaking his head*
"Why do I even bother telling you the truth? You're so pig-headed it's ridiculous…"
"I'm…excuse me? That's it, I need a break."
*You move to leave when Connie grabbed your shoulders*
"(Name)!"
"No Connie, I'm too pig-headed, remember? You don't have to worry about me any longer!"
ARMIN
"Armin, I can't believe you!"
"It was an accident (Name), I swear!"
"You swear? You're the one who promised we'd finish this book together and here I find you finished it all on your own without me! You promised!"
"Please…I admit, I got caught up in the book and didn't realize what I was doing…"
"It's just…this is probably the one thing you can I can do on our own without anyone else badgering us…this was special to me."
*You start to cry, the tears silently falling down your cheeks*
"Oh no, no (Name) please don't cry!"
"Well it's too damn late for that, isn't it?!"
REINER
"Damn! Hey, hey (Name)! Look at the ass on that one!"
*You smack the back of his head*
"What the hell is wrong with you?!"
"What?! Babe, your ass is totally better!"
"That's - you - ugh! How dare you!"
*You then proceed to slap him across the cheek*
"Gah, what the hell babe?!"
"Is that what you like to do in your spare time? Compare other asses to mine?!"
"But yours always wins!"
BERTHOLDT
"Bertholdt!"
"I-I didn't mean it (Name), I swear it!"
"But you fucking said it!"
*You started throwing anything you could grab at the tall male*
"(Name)!"
"Don't! And next time, don't tell your best friend that your girlfriend loves sucking your…your…grrrrr I'm getting more angry now! I can't believe you!"
*You slam the bedroom door in his face*
(N-Name), please just listen!"
"No, you can sleep on the couch for all I care!"
ERWIN
"Erwin!"
"(Name), I'm sorry."
"You're sorry? You made a promise to me!"
"And it's a promise I had to break for this upcoming expedition."
*You shake your head*
"But it's our anniversary! And you knew full well what day it was when you schedule this next expedition!"
*Erwin sighs and grabs the back of his neck*
"I can't please you at all, can I?"
*You grab your jacket then walk out the door*
"Come find me when you realize you've put the needs of the Scouts over the needs of your wife."
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