For differentiate the reaction with the episode here's the method that my partner and I made:

Episode = Character : Dialogue

Reaction = "Dialogue" Character


Chris: Welcome Total Drama fans! Put on some clean undies, cuz things are about to get wild, yeah

"Look, it's Mr. McLame again," Jo pointed out, "As annoying and hateful as ever."

"Don't mention it," Mike said, "We know we all hate them."

"No way to say it," agreed Anne Maria.

"I wish I could come through the screen and squish him like a bug!" Dakota spoke while pretending to see how her finger crushed Chris's face, few found it funny or worrying.

Chris: Spankin' fresh contestants and a totally brand new location

The new island is shown on the screen

Chris: A cree island in western Canada!

"Hmm, how strange," Cameron spoke, raising an eyebrow, "I study the geographic locations of Canada, but I've never heard of an island in that direction."

"Quiet, nerd, you won't let me hear!" Lightning complained while eating some fries, dropping crumbs at Cameron's head, much to his annoyance.

Chris: As you might recall, during our Heroes vs Villains finale...

A clip of Wawanakwa Island was shown

Chris: Someone, and I prefer to remain nameless, accidentally destroyed our old island

"Uh, he's not referring to you two?" Anne Maria pointed at Mike and Zoey, "You were the one who pulled the sword out of the rock anyway."

"It wasn't our fault!" Zoey said, "It's Chris for letting Chef make those pits with a demolition machine, the whole island went down in that disastrous finale."

"Yes, yes it was," Scott nodded, "You two are the worst finalists the show ever had."

"We are not responsible for those who may not like you!" Mike replied.

"Well, I acted like it suits me and people don't like what I do" spoke Anne Maria, "You should know that not all of us who receive boos are bad"

"Can you save your discussions for another time?" Jo asked annoyed, "Someone trying to listen!"

Chris: So this... Is where we landed, no shacks, no showers, no hotels, no hot tub! The only things we managed to save were the outhouse confessional, and the horrific butt smells that live inside it

"Eugh, is that disgusting outhouse really the only thing that survived?" Anne Maria asked, "I guess it's true that what is beautiful lasts a little while and what is ugly lasts longer unfortunately I won't live long."

"You're right," Cameron spoke, "With all that hairspray you put on, your lungs are going to start to destabilize sooner or later."

"But that was 2 years ago, and I'm still alive! So I think your 'thesis' or whatever is wrong."

"Yeah, bubble boy," Lightning told him, "You don't get to decide how much time my girl has left." Cameron rolled his eyes.

Chris: It'll be the roughingest, roughing it, that's ever been roughed up in total drama! So buckle up, this is Total... Drama...Pahkitew island!

"And well?" Said Sam, "What are your bets for this season?"

"We haven't seen the cast yet, gamer guy," Jo told him.

"I wonder who the people who will participate here will be" said Zoey.

"You mean 'victims' if you know what they're about to go through," Scott told him.

"I just hope none of them go through something as bad as we did," Dawn said, with Scott and Dakota nodding.

The scene shows the new competitors inside the airship, they see Sky next to Ella, humming, and then they see Max

Sky: Want some gum?

Max: Your offer of simple confectionery will not save you from the pure evil of me! But yes, thank you.

Chewing it, Max began to choke before spitting out the gum.

Max: Cinnamon! There is no need for you to be that spicy!

The others were a little surprised. "Hey, what the hell is wrong with that dwarf?" Jo asked.

"You shouldn't judge people like that at first glance, Jo," Zoey told her.

"Yes, of course, because trusting a saboteur and a psycho is completely good"

"Please, let's not start talking about that..."

"In that case, keep quiet and stop being two-faced," Dakota told her, which surprised the redhead a bit.

Dave: Hehe, that guy's a little weird...

Leonard: Experiamus! I know many spells to ward off evil.

Dave: Oh... Good?

"Wow, a LARPer!" Sam said amazed.

"A sha-what?" Lightning asked.

"'Live Action Role Player'. He's one of those who goes to those conventions, although I don't know why he dresses like that if he's not at a convention"

"I guess one of the asylum patients sneaked out to audition," Jo suggested.

"Jo! That's totally rude!" Zoey scolded, "Anyone has the right to dress however they want!"

"In that case, I guess you're one of those people who likes to get attention," Dakota said mockingly.

"Yes, red, I remember the outfit you were wearing," said Anne Maria, "You revealed a lot of your white skin with that, even more than me." Zoey simply turned red with embarrassment as she tried to cover her blouse with her vest.

Ella: And there's nothing that can't be made sweeter with a song!

Ella starts to sing

"Ugh, someone singing out of nowhere," Jo complained, "I thought that ended after that whole World Tour thing."

"Really?" Said Anne Maria, "Well, I would have been perfect in a musical number."

"And breaking windows," Scott scoffed.

Beardo started beatboxing

Beardo: Sonnnnnng!

Amy: Ugh! Switch seats with me right now!

Sammy sighs as they both change places, then Amy gasps when she sees Jasmine's height.

Amy: Giant!

Jasmine: Are you and I gonna have a problem?

"Finally some normal people," said Scott, "This cast is a little weirder."

"Not everything weird is bad" Mike spoke, "We were weird too"

"Especially you and the aura reader." They both glared at Scott.

Topher turns to Sugar

Topher: Have you seen Chris?

She puts it against the back door of the blimp

Sugar: Stop your figittin', you scuff my pageant shoes and I'll toss you out the window!

Scarlett: You'll be squished flat in two minutes! Actually in the first seconds he would fall feet but then he would reach terminal velocity and drop feet per second. So, if we're flying at the recommended, feet he would hit the ground in minutes and seconds.

"Great, a brainiac has come aboard," Jo scoffed, "Looks like Bubble Boy now has some competition."

"I'm surprised by her level of aptitude," Cameron said impressed, "Her speech of the facts was good, it really seems like you've studied a lot."

Rodney walked over to Shawn.

Rodney: Wow, that girl has some real brains, huh?

Shawn: Brains?! Whose brains?! No one is getting my brains!

"And we have another weirdo," Scott taunted again, "What is this? A freak show?"

"Scott, stop being so rude!" Zoey scolded.

"That is just my opinion"

"Your opinion is really hurtful"

"Hurtful in what? Those guys aren't with us in person, I'm not affecting them at all"

Zoey just growled, she couldn't keep scolding Scott, she couldn't handle his attitude.

Chris: Hello newbies! Ready for some fun?!

Ella and Topher: Yes!

Chris: Huh, a couple of keeners? I'm sure a little pain and starvation will fix that.

Cameron gulped upon hearing that, while Dawn just shook her head, "Let's hope these poor young souls' stay isn't too destroyed," she spoke.

Chris: Who knows? This season is full of surprises. Like this!

He press a button that makes the Zeppelin explode and everyone scream

"He did that the Zeppelin really explode while they were there?" Zoey said bewildered, "This is so much worse than what happened on the yacht!"

"Well, Chris himself blew it up while he was there," said Jo, "That's really stupid of him."

Chris: Oh, no thank you, I'm actually a hologram.

Chef: What? Why ain't I a hologram?

The Chef, upon realizing this, panicked.

Chef: Abandon ship!

"Well, that was very clever of him," Jo said, rolling her eyes.

"But hey," Cameron spoke, "At least everyone grabbed parachutes before jumping."

Jasmine: The koala says cluck to the platypus for luck!

She activates the parachute and saves herself, but Beardo ends up seeing a chicken come out of his, imitating the "whomp whomp whomp" when something goes wrong.

"You know, it's better not to say anything while things are happening," Cameron said, realizing the irony he saw.

Amy: Oh, I'll miss you, sis. Not much but...probably not at all. Later!

Amy pushed her sister who quickly activated her parachute, causing the fall.

Sammy: Yes!

Amy: Oh fine! You can live...

Everyone was kind of shocked.

"Seriously she was going to let her sister die?" Zoey said shocked, "But why?

"I don't know," Jo spoke, "Even for me that's too low, what is going on in the heads of this cast?"

Ella: I'm glad you're safe, little bear!

A bird landed on his fingers

Ella: Hello there, care for a song?

At the bird's nod, the would-be princess began to sing.

Ella: I'm falling on a sunny, sunny day, until I hit the ground...

Jo sighs, "She's singing again..."

Chris: Welcome to Pahkitew Island! On the right, everyone who had current parachutes; Scarlett, Topher, Rodney, Jasmine, Max, Amy and Samey

Sammy: Uh, it's Sammy

Chris: Amy says everyone calls you Samey

Sammy: Well, yes, but...

Chirs: Cause you're the second twin, the lesser Amy if you will.

Sammy: But my real name is-

Chris: You're officially Samey!

Confessional:

Samey: This is so unfair, I auditioned for Total Drama to get away from Amy...

"It makes sense," Mike said, "After she tried to let her die...she really needs help."

Chris: Anywho, seeing as there's nowhere for any of you to sleep tonight figured your first challenge should be...to build your own shelter!

"Survival challenges?" Sam said, somewhat surprised, "Well, I guess that's going to be the main theme of the season."

"If this had happened to us, I'm sure I wouldn't be able to handle it," Cameron admitted.

"Well, at least you admit your weaknesses, Bubble Boy," Jo told him.

"Although well, that would have been much better than toxic waste"

"You're right," Anne Maria spoke, "Although I honestly prefer mutants to breaking a nail or getting a splinter."

"It shouldn't be that," Brick pointed out, "Remember that something very serious happened to Dakota due to the environment we were in."

"Uh? What are you saying? Nothing has ever happened to me," Dakota said, seemingly calm.

"What are you talking about? If you...well, faking dementia isn't so bad in cases like this."

Rodney and Jasmine: Listen up, here's the plan, we each grab three of us should, you're doing?

They both realize they are talking at the same time.

Confessional:

Rodney: On the farm it's just me, my dad and my little brothers. I'm kinda used to being in charge.

"Wait a second," Mike spoke, "Haven't you noticed that Rodney looks a lot like Scott?" The red-haired farmer raised his eyebrow.

"And he also mentioned that he had little brothers," Cameron added, "So..." Everyone turned to look at Scott, who just sighed in annoyance.

"Okay, stress, that's my brother over there," Scott said, "But he's wrong, I'm OLDER than him, so why do you think I joined the show first?"

"I also heard that Gwen's cousin will be participating," Zoey added, "I think it's that sweet girl named Ella."

Jo chuckled, "Really? That strawberry over there is related to the goth? Now that's embarrassing!"

"You shouldn't talk about other people's relatives that way, Jo," Brick scolded before smiling at her, "Don't you remember I visited your house and saw your little sister?" Everyone looked at Jo, who turned red.

"You know what? I'm not going to say anything, let's get back to the show, ok?"

Sky: One pass each, grab something good and make your way to-

Dave: Yeah! She's totally right! Good call! I have some dirt on my hands but no big deal! Let's do what she says!

The athlete looked at him strangely.

Sky: Right...

"Oh no, I smell like..." Jo commented, sniffing, "Teenage love, it's going to end badly, you'll see..."

"Don't be like that, Jo," Zoey told her, "A new couple means two people finding love in their lives, let's hope it turns out well."

"Ha, a couple ending well?" Anne Maria mocked, "I'm sure you've never seen Total Drama, not one of those guys turned out well, that's why Lightning and I are in good condition, because we went out after the show."

"Mike and I are fine, as are Dakota and Sam, right, guys?"

The two mentioned looked at each other a little. "Duh, yeah..." Dakota told her as if she was upset with her.

Scarlett: ...and with the wheel acting as a fulcrum you can...

Samey: We can carry...

Amy: Carry stuff in it! My idea, mine!

"But what's wrong with her?" Zoey commented, "Why does he want to put his twin sister down so much? Did she do something to him to make him act like that?"

"Don't ask so much about it, Zoey," Dawn told her, "There are people rotten inside without any explanation, which reminds me of someone..." she glare at Scott, who rolled his eyes.

Shawn managed to pick up a can from the ground while avoiding all the tennis balls.

Sky: Way to go, Shawn!

Confessional:

Shawn: In my mind, I'm always running from zombies, and if you're not, you're crazy! Anyway, I grabbed some soup... cream of broccoli? Aww...

"Zombies?" Scott said incredulously, "Before, lunatics believed in more credible things, the crazy one is actually him."

"But hey, you have to admit he moves pretty well," Sam told him.

"Of course, unlike you, chubby..." the farmer mocked before Dakota threw him a bucket of popcorn which he ate some, "Is that the best you can do? ...Ow!" He was hit by the empty bowl on the forehead

"Woah, honey, that was a little harsh, he just said something rude to me," Sam said to his girlfriend.

"I just wanted to defend you? No one should make fun of you," she replied, while Scott stood up in pain, "Now sit down, we don't see anything!" The farmer just grunted as he immediately sat up.

Dave: Soup? Did he grab soup?! You can't make a house out of soup!

Leonard: I once built a castle using nothing but a sunflower and the eyelash of a dragon.

Sugar: There's no way we can lose; We've got a wizard on our team!

"What a nerds!" Lightning scoffed, "Even Lightning's old team was more competent than that one over there."

"For the first time I agree with Muscle-Head," said Jo, "That team, like the other one, is nothing more than a freak show."

"Hey, we're not that ordinary either" said Zoey, "We shouldn't judge others by their appearance"

"Look who's saying that..." Dakota said annoyed, to the confusion of the redhead.

Topher: Hey Chris. You'll be throwing to commercial soon, right?

Chris: Um, why do you ask, Topher?

Topher: Well, it's always been a little dream of mine to watch you work live!

Chris: Who am I to deny the dreams of such an intelligent young man?

Everyone else looked blank.

"Don't tell me that pretty boy is an admirer of that devil," said Jo, annoyed.

"He better figure it out soon," Brick said, "If Sierra could do it, why couldn't he?"

Cameron shuddered at the fan's name, "Don't mention her, I still have traumas from how she touched my feet while I was sleeping..."

Ella walked to the gauntlet, singing

Ella: Well, a house is home, and a home is house. This is not a dress, it's a skirt and a blouse.

"Those lyrics don't make any sense," commented Anne Maria, "I'm not a composer but at least I wouldn't sing that stupid thing."

"Hey, at least he sings well," said Cameron.

"But why does that 16-year-old girl have the need to sing at every moment?" Jo asked.

Confessional:

Ella was surrounded by animals

Ella: I was a huge fan of Total Drama World Tour and just because we don't have to sing anymore doesn't mean we can't sing!

"Oh well," said Jo, "That makes a lot more sense."

"It would have been amazing to be in season three," Zoey said. "Imagine, singing in a live musical."

"Well, you shouldn't dream about that, red," Anne Maria told her, "If anyone has singing experience, it's me, I'll definitely rock the show."

"Yeah and then they kick you out for breaking all the windows on the plane," Scott mocked before the tanned girl threw a hair can at his head, "Ouch! Why is everyone going to stop throwing things at me?!"

"Maybe when you stop being a jerk," Dawn told him, smirking at him.

Sky: Dave! You draw chef's fire, while beardo makes a run for the supplies.

Beardo makes a "Ding ding" of agreement

Sky; Ready?

Dave: Umm...

Sky: Go!

The athlete pushed the boy, who began to look at Chef

Dave: Hey, hello, here, I...

Chef started shooting at Dave, while he was dodging the tennis balls.

Sky: Okay, Beardo...now!

Beardo then began to run towards the pile, but in a very slow and dramatic manner.

Beardo: Huh? Why are you running in slow-motion?

At that, one of the balls hits Beardo in the crotch, making him fall with pain.

Chris: Six o'clock!

"That guy's great," Sam chuckled, "He can really imitate any sound with his mouth!"

B made a few signs and Dawn responded, "B can relate to that Beardo guy."

"Because it does not surprise me?" Scott said mockingly, "It's because they're both too stupid not to talk..." he dodged a bowl that B threw at her, "Nice try, Beverly!"

The silent genie tried to throw something else at him, but the aura reader convinced him not to.

Leonard: This foe is beyond you! Fly, you fool!

Dave: Uhm... Okay?

As Dave left, Leonard took one of the metal pipes and used it as a "magic" staff.

Leonard: Go back to the shadows of Wawanakwa! You! Shall not! Pa-

The "wizard" ended up being hit by tennis balls

"What a loser!" Scott mocked, "He's already too old to know that fiction isn't real, not even Sam was that nerdy."

'Should that offend me?' Sam asked indifferently.

"I don't know, that...what did you say?"

"LARPer!"

"More like, CRAPter!" Jo scoffed, "You're just lunatics who think everything is a cosplay convention."

"That reminds me of something," Sam said, smiling, "Do you know what Nintendo character you're dressing up as this Halloween?"

Jo, Lightning, and Scott groaned in annoyance. "Do I wish we had never made that bet?" Jo said looking at the gamer with hate.

Dave: Okay Sky, I have an idea, you and me can...

Sky did a cartwheel while heading toward a stack, and managed to deflect a ball with a board, causing it to hit Chef.

Chris: Wowzers. That girl's got some skills, huh?

"That girl is really worth it among all this bunch of weird losers," Lightning commented.

"So far it's the 'only' normal one here," said Anne Maria. "It would be kind of boring, honestly, but with these clowns? She's the only one I'm interested in seeing?"

Shawn: What are we gonna build?

Sky: We have rope, straw, a hammer-

Ella: Some very pretty glitter!

Shawn: And soup! Huh?!

Leonard: We shall build a wizard's tower!

"A wizard tower?" Jo said incredulously, "He's that serious?"

"Well, actually those towers were defensive against attacks by invaders in the Middle Ages," Staci told him.

"Wow, Chat Box, I forgot you were here," Jo admitted, "I guess you finally learned to keep quiet, huh?"

Sky: Dave! The team voted, building something is better than building nothing. We gotta hurry! What do we do firs, Leonard?

Leonard: First, we link arms and chant...

Most of the team raise their hands as they "cheer", while Dave rolls his eyes.

Dave: Really?!

"I'm not very attracted to that corner over there," Scott said, "But right now I can relate to him, seeing a bunch of losers."

"Who are you addressing that to?" Dakota asked incredulously, "Towards them or us?"

"What does that matter?"

Chris: This is nice and a smart move building it above ground level.

Max, who was down on the ground, looked at Chris

Max: Oh, yeah? And why is that?

At that, the ground began to shake, which made many people get scared.

Chris: Here comes your answer...

Max screamed but couldn't escape what was a stampede of moose that ended up running him into a stream.

Chris: This island is a little more wild than our last one

"Well, at least it doesn't have toxic waste," Scott said, "I hope so..."

Zoey said, "You mean he doesn't have Fang...?"

"No and I never want to hear that clumsy fish's name again in my life!"

Leonard: Huzzah! The beasts of Pahkitew Island are no match for my wizard's tower!

At that, said tower began to wobble and began to collapse where Leonard was standing.

Leonard: Force field!

Everyone closed their eyes when the tower collapsed, but when they opened them, they were surprised to see Leonard intact in the middle of the rubble.

Leonard: It worked!

"Wait, did his 'spell' actually work?" Cameron asked, impressed.

"Nah, that was just luck," said Jo, "Otherwise he'd be eliminated already, in fact I bet he'll be the first to go."

"True, of all the weirdos he's the weirdest one," Scott said.

"Hey, why do you have to use the word 'weirdo'?" Mike asked incredulously.

"I wasn't talking to you, I was referring to the wizard, you sock!"

"Hey, don't talk about Mike like that!" Zoey scolded.

"Oh what? You're going to cry until I stop...OW!" He yelled when the redhead pinched him on the arm, "That really hurt!"

"You deserve it," Mike said as he smiled at his girlfriend, "Zoey is sweet as honey, but at the same time deadly like a bee."

Zoey blushed, "Oh, Mike, you're so charming!" She kissed him on the cheek

"Eugh, don't start with your kisses," Jo told them upset, "The elimination is about to start..."

Confessional:

Dave: Can I vote for four people?

Leonard: How could a wizard's tower not win?

Berado imitated driving a car and then crashing, falling ridiculously

"That guy is great!" Said Sam, "I don't know if they'll vote for him but I should meet him sometime, he'd be a big help for the sound effects in my video game..."

"How's your game going, Sam?" Zoey asked.

"To be honest...not much"

"Silence!" Jo told them, "They are about to announce the elimination..."

In the last two, Beardo and Leonard remained

Chris: The last marshmallow goes to...Leonard!

The "wizard" received his marshmallow with happiness

Leonard: Marvelous!

Beardo on the other hand imitated the sound of Pac-Man dying to say that he lost. Dave just sighed in relief.

Dave: Game over.

"Ha, game over!" Sam chuckled, "It still hurts me that Beardo was the first boot."

"Meh, the guy hardly did anything besides making annoying noises" said Jo, "But I still don't know why they didn't eliminate the magician instead, I guess he's very lucky."

"Hey, look!" Zoey called to see the screen, "It looks like there will be a new disposal device..."

Chris: Without further ado I give you the boom of abashment, the kablam of chagrin, this season's humiliating way home...

Chef pulled back the large tablecloth, revealing a giant cannon in the middle of the cliff.

Chris: The Cannon of Shame!

Team Maskwak gasped in surprise and fear.

"First a catapult, then a toilet and now a cannon?" Said Jo, "McLean is really trying hard to make us lose horribly."

"Well, I'd rather get on that thing than get into a big, dirty toilet," said Anne Maria, "I'm glad I wasn't on that All-Stars."

"That's saying something..." Scott replied.

Chris: Any last words?

Beardo imitated a cartridge loading sound

Chris: So long, Beardo...

Before pressing the button, Beardo makes a cannon blast, fed up him

Chris: Ugh...enough already!

He press the button, making the cannon shot Beardo into the air

Beardo: It was really nice to meet all of yooooouuuuu...

He ex-team waych him flying with shock

"That will hurt when you fall," Cameron spoke, "At least it's near Playa de Losers like you told me where you were going when you were launched by the catapult."

"Don't expect that from Chris these days," Jo told him.

Chris: Who's the next human cannonball? There are just too many good choices! Tune in and find out yourself, here on total... Drama...Pahkitew Island!

The episode ended, now moving on to the commercials while waiting for the next one.

"Okay...how was the episode?" Sam asked everyone.

"Meh, at least it wasn't like All-Stars," said Jo, "But really? How could Chris accept that group of crazy people?"

"I think I saw an extra scene after the end of All-Stars," said Cameron, "Coincidentally, Chris chose the 14 auditions closest to him."

"Well, that makes a lot of sense."

"But anyway, who are you going to support so that I win?" Sam spoke, "I say Shawn, he may be weird, but he has great skills, I guess he's played every zombie simulator that ever existed."

"I support Scarlett," said Cameron, "I never thought I could see another person as smart as me."

"Lightning support gymnast Sky," Lightning said, "She's the only one really worth it in that group of losers."

"I'm rooting for Sky too," Zoey said, "I guess I feel like she's the one."

"Let me guess, because it looks like it on you, only less goody-goody annoying?" Anne Maria mocked as the redhead glared at her, "I have almost no expectations, but I'll go for the athletic girl too."

B made some signs that Dawn soon translated, "B's rooting for Scarlett" he told the others, "I'm rooting for Ella, I feel like we are very similar with the theme of nature and animals."

"I'm rooting for Samey...or was it Sammy?" Brick said, "Sorry, I think she would have potential anyway, if she can stand up to her sister."

"I'm rooting for her too," Dakota said.

"I'd pass, but I think the only one in favor would be that Dave guy," said Jo, "He looks weak but I think he's the sanest one here."

"Me too, at least he's not crazy like the others" said Scott.

"I'm going for Sky," said Mike, "I think Svetlana would have loved to support her."

"I think that Jasmine could be the one to beat everyone," said Staci, "She looks like a good leader, ideal for a winner."

"But hey, at least there aren't any others in the cast that impress me," Scott said, "They're all so weird that they look like they're straight out of a cartoon."

"Let's not judge yet," Zoey told him, "We should watch the other episodes to see if they are more...normal."

"Of course..." Dakota said, looking at the redhead out of the corner of her eye before looking at the screen, "The commercials are over, pay attention!"


And this is the end of the reaction to episode 1. I honestly thought I didn't have much to say since...Pahkithew Island is extremely boring and forgettable, maybe not here because it's the beginning, but until the drama gets strong this is going to be very tedious

Sorry if it bothers you that the cast starts arguing about anything, but hey, sometimes I don't know what to fill in, and even though they are adults, they are still too young to be mature

Still, I hope you liked it, I will work little by little on the next one and it could be uploaded in weeks (if my other partner also manages to keep up the pace). See you next time!