Pahkitew Island reacts to Revenge of the Island
Episode 2- Bigger, Badder, Brutal-er
Note: To differentiate the reaction episode and the 'real Life' talks, i'll be using this method.
Episode = Character : Dialogue
Reaction = "Dialogue" Character
With that explained. Enjoy the episode.
The episode loaded, and the first thing everyone saw was an astronaut nailing a wooden piece that read TDR into a satellite that had the previous 3 season acronyms crossed.
Chris: We've been to the movies. We've been around the world. And this season, we're going right back where it all began, at Camp Wawanakwa.
Chris: I'm Chris McLean, and as you can see, things have changed since we've been away. And by "changed" I meant gotten really, really dangerous.
"Like they weren't before" Sky commented
But everyone was shocked when suddenly a giant tentacle raised by the dock and ended crushing the intern and a part of the wooden planks.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" Dave screamed in panic.
"THE HELL WAS THAT?" Sugar added.
"THE KRAKKEN. IT MUST BE IT" Leonardo screamed
"Oh come on. I'm sure it's a simple animatronic" Amy scoffed.
Chris: Speaking of our cast, here they come now.
The camera panned towards a yatch on the lake, where all the OG Total Drama contestants sailed.
On the middle deck, Gwen and Duncan shared a kiss, as DJ, Harold and Leshawna danced close by, and Eva simply stared at the sea inexpressibly.
"Ah yes. The juicy drama bringing couple" Topher commented
"Cousin Gwendolyn looks so happy" Ella cheerfully commented.
"Yeah, just jump over the cheating princess" Amy rolled her eyes.
"I wasn't jumping over it" Ella defended "Gwen truly regretted that"
"Cool to- see Harold and- DJ" Beardo said on his rythm voice.
On the back, Owen pumped his arms at the music, while Sierra hugged Cody, and Noah watched Izzy hang upside down from the boat railing twirling a floater.
"Looks like Sierra did catch that fish" Topher praised.
"He. Noah never changes" Dave said with a smile.
"You two look kinda similar" Rodney said "long nose, lanky shape-"
"And have some attitude" Jasmine added.
"Yeah. We do have some similitudes" Dave said swallowing his annoyance "happens when you are part of the same family"
Everyone but Ella, turned to see him surprised.
"Oh, none of you knew?" Ella asked surprised
"Uh, no" Shawn said awkwardly
"Yeah, i don't share much of my personal life" Dave said a bit uncomfortable "But yeah, me and Noah are family"
"I feel you. Owen can be quite the mess to hang around" Max said "but at the end of the day, we are family"
"Wow, that's a lot of bloodlines" Sky said surprised
"The chances of 3 of this generation being related to 3 of the first one was 1.695927849178491 on a million" Scarlett added "so even i'm surprised that it's a reality"
"Enough numbers. Back to the episode" Sugar interupted.
The camera then moved to the upper deck, where Tyler and Lindsay kissed on the branding, while Beth admired a shirtless Justin who posed until a bird pooped on his shoulder.
"Awww, those two are adorable" Sammy said watching Tyler and Lindsay kiss.
"Shame you will never have something like that" Amy said with a smirk, making Jasmine turn around and give her a deathly glare.
"Just so you know. I am seeing someone" Sammy said trying to close the case before it snowballed "And no, i'm not going to share anything else about the subject"
"Aw. I wanted the Juice" Sugar complained before eating some chips
Finally on the front deck, Katie and Sadie hugged an uncomfortable Trent, Courtney had a scowl look, Geoff simply vibed with the music while Bridgette "surfed", the drama machine held a cross-armed Heather and the still feral Ezekiel acted like a dog on the railing.
"Wait. What's that robot doing there?" Rodney asked.
"Last i remember it was used on the aftermath shows" Ella said"
"It must contain the soul of a contestant" Leonard declared.
"Don't be ridiculous" Jasmine said rolling her eyes "it's definitely one of Chris stunts"
"He's not that wrong" Topher whispered, which made Amy softly punch his chest so he shuts up.
Then the boat simply sailed past the dock.
Owen: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chris: No. It's not them. This season, we have all new players fighting for the million. And here they come now, for real.
The camera moved to show another boat, that carried the new cast. The first 2 we're a dirty blonde-haired girl whit grey clothes, and a redhead boy whit a wifebeater shirt.
Chris: Meet Jo-
Jo: Stay out of my way if you value your kiwis.
Chris: Scott-
Scott: Right back at ya.
The farmer smelled his armpit.
Amy: Eugh.
Dave: That's gross.
Rodney: Eh, it happends when you work on the farm.
Sky: Jo looks pretty strong.
Jasmine: Yeah. But she also looks pretty rough, that may come to bite her.
By their side, there we're a lanky tan-skinned boy and a redhead girl whit a pink Flower on her hair.
Chris: Zoey. And Mike.
Zoey: Can you believe we are here?
Mike: Yeah it's… beautifull.
"Ding ding, romance alert" Ella singsonged.
"Yeah, that guy is 100% in love" Shawn said before driking a bit of soda "funny, they remind me to a certain pair here"
"Hopefully he knows how to treat her unlike the one here" Jasmine said with a slight remark on the last part, which prompted Sky to have a guilty look, but she turned to see Dave, and he wasn't angry.
"That girl-" Dave said not paying attention to what Jasmine said "-she looks … familiar"
"She looks bland like a old bread" Sugar spatted whit chips on her mouth.
"One. Gross. And two. Why red hair and red top? Pick a different one" Amy critiziced "terrible fashion sense"
"Her style it's definetly indie" Sammy said.
"I think she looks Nice" Ella added.
"You always think everyone looks nice" Dave joked, which Ella answered playfully sticking her tongue out.
Chris: Lightning-
Suddenly Zoey and Mike we're pushed aside by a dark-skinned and fit boy whit a sports jersey.
Lightning: Hello beautifull *kisses his bíceps*
"And. Ego Athelte. Yeah, a very prominent stereotype" Scarlett said bored before taking a sip of her drinks.
"Hey, not every athlete is like that" Sky said ofendes.
"Never said that. In fact, I would say you're the breaking factor there, at least in comparison to Lightning and Jo" The redhead stated.
The camera moved to show a guy whit military cut holding Zoey.
Chris: Brick
But as soon as he heard his name, he released her to make a salute.
Brick: Brick McArthur. Reporting for duty.
"A military?" Shawn asked "well that's definetly the last thing i've expected"
The camera moved to show a dark skinned guy who was a bit chubby, and a pale Blonde girl who was sitting on the ship railing in lotus position.
Chris: B. And Dawn.
Dawn: Your aura is exceptionally purplish Green. Oh it suits you though.
B smiled at this comment.
"Uh, she said what?" Sugar asked confused.
"I think i like her" Ella said "i feel she has a great connection whit nature like me"
"Of course Dressy would like the weird one" Sugar roled her eyes.
"Sugar" Leonard called her attention.
"What?" The paegant queen asked.
The camera moved to the upper level of the ship, where a Blonde girl whit a pink top and golden-glasses was waiting.
Chris: Dakota-
Dakota: Hey there. Dakota here, And i'm here to-
Chris: Anne María
The camera moved to reveal a tan girl whit a very impresove hair, that she was spraying.
Anne Maria: Aww yeah, three more coats outta do it-
She was suddenly pushed by an angry Dakota, who then directed tonthe camera.
Dakota: woah, who said You could pan away?
But Anne took Revenge and started to spray Dakota
Anne María: Don't push me Blondie.
"Jeez. Two divas two much" Dave half-joked while cringing at the catfight.
"Ugh. New Heather but blonde" Amy complained "Big deal"
"One of those two will not survive much" Scarlett said
"I agree… unfortunately" Jasmine said, clearly unhappy that she was thinking the same as those 3.
Chris: Staci
A chubby brown haired girl whit a pink jacket aproached Anne María.
Staci: My great aunt Millie inventes suntans. Yeah, before her, people smilten themselves whit clay.
Anne simply sprayed her as well.
"Yeah, i'm factually sure She's lying" Scarlett declared.
"You don't have to be a genious to tell that" Sky muttered.
Chris: Cameron-
The camera ascended to show a very lanky, dark skkined boy whit glasses. Who took a deep breath.
Cameron: Fresh air. A real Lake. And Birds.
The flock of Birds ended pushing him off the railing as he fell on the lower deck. Where a chubby boy whit glasses and curly brown hair was focused on a videogame consolé.
Chris: And Sam.
Sam: Aw yeah, grande launcher upgrade. Now we're cooking.
"Well he looks kinda normal" Dave said, before noticing how everyone gave him a look "oh right… pre-judging"
"At least you recognized it" Ella said with a smile, which also made the boy smile a bit.
"He he, i like that guy attitude" Shawn said "By the wa he speaks, he was playing Residente evil. I can't wait to get the newer one"
"That sadly has to wait a bit Shawn. At least until Scarlett pays for the phone she stabbed" The Australian said angrily.
"Reminding me about it constantly wont make the money appear miraculously" Scarlett said rolling her eyes. Wich only made Jasmine scoff.
Chris: Yeah. It's the roughest. Thoughtest. Most explosive season EVER.
The host revealed a button, And whne he pushed it, the yatch explode, sending the 13 campers flying and screaming.
Chris: Right here on Total. Drama. Revenge of the island.
"Yeah. How did he retain his job again?" Dave asked in shock.
"Money David" Scarlett said "Money can shut a lot of mouths"
"The sad reality" Sky said
"The fact that he tried to leave 5 of us to DIE" Jasmine said, making Scarlett role eyes again.
"And yet some people complained that I tried to replace him" Topher said.
"You literally made him add more difícult to the challenges" Shawn reminded him.
"By complete accident" Topher defended
-confesionsal-
Mike was twirling the toiler paper a bit.
Mike: Okay, my first confessional. So um... Zoey… Nice girl… Okay, super nice. I wonder if she'll go out with a guy like me. See I have this, um... quirk. I just hope my condition doesn't ruin everything for me again.
"Yeah. He's very much like you buddy" Shawn joked, giving Dave a light punch on the shoulder.
"Shut up" Dave said rolling his eyes "i wonder what he meant by quirk"
"With the very limited information we have now. There's at least 50 different options" Scarlett said "i suggest keeping a close eye on him"
Zoey: Wow! I can't believe I'm actually in the Total Drama Confessional. It's so exciting! Everyone seems so nice. I hope they all like me. I could use a few new friends… or friends, period. Oh... what if they hate me? Maybe this flower was too big. Am I trying too hard? You like me, right?!
"Ugh, She's already my least favorite" Sugar said
"Totally. She reminds me of Samey" Amy added "oh no one is my friend"
"Amy" Topher said "Not now"
"You don't even know what's up with Zoey and your first reaction it's mockery. Really mature" Sammy said.
"I feel she's going to be juuuust fine" Beardo said
Jo: First one on the...
The jockette noticed Dawn meditating on a rock… completly dry.
Jo: How did you...? -You're not even wet!
Dawn: -Hmm? Oh, I used a shortcut.
"Okey she is a bit weird" Jasmine admited.
"She definitely has a unique spark" Ella said with a smile "but don't we all"
"She's got a point" Max admitted "but still. How did she get there?"
"The mysteries of life" Ella said innocently.
Staci: Yeah, and my great-great-great Uncle Boris invented swimming. Before him, people just swung their arms around like this and sank to the bottom. And my great-great-great-great-great-great…
However, Mike was more focused on Zoey.
Mike: -Yeah, that's great.
Then they heard the waves and saw how Sam arrived sliding on the sand, before coughing a fish.
-confesionsal-
Sam: I knew I should've played that Swii Fitness workout game. I just hope I don't get cut first, that would be lame. But if I stick it out long enough to get cut sixth or even seventh, how cool would that be, huh?
The gamer quickly went back to his consolé.
"Yeah, he's not lasting that much" Scarlett said.
"Hey, never underestimate the underdogs. He could be a new Owen" Beardo defended "plus he seems Nice"
"Cause that got you very far" Scarlett pointed out.
"F-fair enough" The Beatboxer sighed.
"Hey, don't be so hard on him. Besides he's right. Owen had a great performance in season 1, or Beth and Harold in season 2, not to mention Cody in season 3" Sky defended.
"Yet only one of them won, so not a definitive proof or an infallible statement" The redhead said.
"Ugh, you're impossible" Sky said not wanting to follow the conversation.
Chris: See the trail leading into the forest? Race to the end of the trail and do not disturb the wildlife. That would be bad.
Lightning: Yeah, we wouldn't wanna upset the bunnies.
Chris: The tiniest sound can set them off... like this-
An air horn sound blasted through the speakers,and right after, everyone heard a monstrous roar And saw trees crashing down. Prompting everyone to start running in fear.
"That didn't sound good" Shawn said, stunned.
"It's likely a trick that Chris did. Like that giant squid robot" Amy dimmised.
"After the robotic Island. I expect something like that" Shawn admitted.
"It's obviously more of those robots" Sugar said.
"Just how much money did Mclean waste?" Dave asked incredulously.
"Did you even see the first three season?" Topher asked "They legit got stuck on Jamaica in world Tour cause he wasted the budget"
"Hey, they're finishing the teams" Rodney called.
Scott: What the heck was that thing in the forest?!
Cameron: I'm pretty sure that cry does not belong to any known animal species.
"That's a very true fact" Scarlett said
Chris; Relax, it'll all make sense eventually.
The host started to laugh maniacally, which worried everyone around him.
Chris: Now this season of Total Drama will be a liiiittle bit different. For example, in every episode, someone will be eliminated.
All the contestants gasped.
Zoey: It's never been that hard before.
Chris: I know, I'm good. But since you're all first-timers, I'm going to cut you a break and hide this bad boy somewhere in the camp grounds.
The host revealed a wooden statue of his face.
Chris: A genuine McLean brand Chris head!.Your free ticket back into the game, even if your team-mates vote you off. Whoever finds it will become the most powerful player in Total Drama history.
Chris: Is the cleft on my chin really that big?
Scott: Yep...and it looks like a butt.
Everyone laughed at that.
"Ha, thats a good one" Sugar said
"Hey, why didn't we have an immunity idol?" Amy complained "it would been super useful"
"Yeah. I could have used it to save myself" Topher complained.
"Dude. Chris pretty much set You up, he would have probably invalidated it just to screw you" Dave said
"Dave is right. Besides, based on our performances, the idol would have likely ended on Shawn or Jasmine hands, as they we're the one's who spent the most time exploring the Island" Scarlett said
"Where would they even use it? The merge phase was basically all sudden deaths" Dave said "The only proper elimination there was mine, and i pretty much quitted"
"I would have saved You-" Shawn said.
"I wouldn't" Jasmine declared directly.
"- Even if you asked to leave And in the end I gave in to your demands. I feel you should have stayed"
"You do know that if he was saved. I would been gone right" Sky said awkwardly
"Uh… good point. Loose and loose case" the zombie expert recognized.
"In other words, you're all idiots" Sugar said
"Hey. You only got far because we had a good Streak" Sky said angry "Much bragging about skills, but you only survived past whit cheats"
"And you only survived cause Romeo by your side pleaded to be voted after you broke his hearth" The pageant queen fired back.
"ENOUGH" Ella said "I know i said we had to release the anger, but don't abuse that"
"Sorry Ella" Sky apologize before sitting again.
"If it works of anything… i would have quitted anyways" Dave told her "not like i ever had an objective to win"
"Dave…" the olympan said a bit sad… "why did you-"
"Okey, can we continue?" Amy asked interrupting her accidentally.
Lightning: Team Lightning. No wait. Lightning squad.
Chris: Great suggestions, Lightning, but names have already been chosen by moi. Team A, you shall henceforth be known as the Toxic Rats.
Sam: killer.
Chris: And Team B, you are hereby dubbed the Mutant Maggots!
Mike: Um, what's with all the references to chemical waste?
Then everyone heard the same roar from the beach.
Cameron: IT'S THE MONSTER.
Trees crashed as the roar was getting closer. Everyone was worried… And then a hairless squirrel jumped out from the bushes.
Jo: Hey, it's just a stupid squirrel!
Dakota: Aww…
But then the squirrel blinked vertically. Sharing And shocking everyone.
Dawn: Oh, my gosh, what's wrong with it?
Chris: While we were gone, I rented the island out to a nice, family-oriented, bio-hazardous, waste disposal company.
The camera moved to show a bunch of toxic wasted barrels stuffed into a tree.
Chris: Sweet people.
"HE DID WHAT?" Everyone (minus Topher) screamed in shock.
"THAT MANIAC. DOESN'T HE KNOW THAT TOXIC WASTE ITS THE THIRD MOST COMMON CAUSES OF ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ON THE MOVIES?" Shawn said in pannick
"Those poor animals" Ella muttered worried.
"Yeah. I think we had it good on our Island" Max cringed, earning some noods from others.
"Can You imagine being there? All that Green waste and those dangerous ugly creatures" Amy said with fear.
"Um… Dave?" Sky asked worried "Are you okey?"
The germaphobe was mumbling with his eyes wide open.
"And he broke" Sammy said worried.
"Y-you know… suddenly being left with Killer robots doesn't sound that Bad" Dave said while hugging his legs "at least the robots are clean"
Sky placed a hand on his shoulder, trying to relax him.
"Fascinating. It seems the animals adapted to the toxic wasted after a year long exposure" Scarlett said watching the screen "Obviously it has caused genetic mutations on them, but the single fact they're alive on an Island that small it's surprising"
Dakota: Weird, I want one.
But the squirrel roared again, And the shoot lásers from its eyes. Which Dakota barely avoided.
"YEP. Prefer the robots" Dave said now trembling in fear.
"That Sciurus carolinensis has developed the ability to release plasmatic energy from his eyes" Scarlett commented, borderline geeking out.
"O-key she's scaring me" Beardo said nervous.
"I was never aware of this kind of effects on the program" Scarlett said "i'll have to make further research"
Chris: What do these items have to do with this bomb?
Mike: Umm...he won't really blow us up again, will he?
Chris appeared between Zoey and Mike with said bomb.
Chris: Won't I? Find out when we come back.
The camera faded to Black, And then returned to show two totems hanging from a pair of trees.
Chris: Those are your team totems. You need to cut 'em down, get 'em in the river, and ride 'em back to the camp ground. First team there gets their pick of the cabins. But hurry, the totems are rigged with bomb that will explode if you don't plant 'em in front of your cabin in seven minutes or less, starting now.
The bomb started to count down.
Jo: All right, let's do this.
The jockette jumped into the trampolines, but the bounce ended sending her to the river
"She really should have checked that first" Sky said.
Lightning: Stand back, Lightning is on it.
The boastful jock started to climb the tree, but quickly fell into the floor.
Lightning: Dang, slippery tree! Don't worry, Lightning never quits!
Lightning went back to try climbing. While B started to think.
Staci: It's too bad that my third cousin Jack isn't here to give up tips on bare-handed tree climbing.
"Not true" Scarlett said.
"I think we're all smart enough to know that" Dave said bored.
"Don't be jealous of her brainy" Sugar said "just cause she has an amazing family and you don't"
"I stand corrected" Dave sighed. Scarlett merely buffed at Sugar comment, but her face did show some… sadness?
Staci: And my great-great-great Aunt Dora actually taught Native Canadians to carve totems.
B suddenly grabbed her.
Staci: Huh?
The rest of the rats sighed relieved as B took Staci to a wooden log placed over a rock.
Staci: Oh, okay. You want me on this thing?
Then B moved Sam close to the tree.
Sam: Woah, Hey. You want me to stand here?
B nodded, And then did a surprising flip to land on the other side of the log, which catapulted Staci, who fel standing on Sam shoulders.
Staci: Wah! Oof.
Sam: Woah, Dude!
Lightning: Ahhhh!
The jock crashed right by their side.
"He needs to stop doing that," Rodney said.
"That tree is 100% covered in butter or something" Jasmine said "it's easy to tell due to the glow it emits"
Brick: Time to win this.
The cadet jumped into the trampolines. And managed to grab onto the axe that was on the base of the totem. However, it didn't pull it down with him.
Brick: Help, help, help.
Jo: -Good grief.
Anne María: -Jeesh, what a baby!
"Some team spirit" Sammy commented.
Mike: Aww, man! This isn't working!
Mike suddenly gasped, And curved his back.
Mike?:[talking like old man] Gall darn it, cut the danged rope already!
Anne María: That's what we're trying to do, Mike.
Mike?: Mike?! Name's Chester, missy!
Zoey: Uh, excuse me?
"What?" Ella asked confused
-confesionsal-
Zoey: Mike is so sweet. Y'know, I really don't get his old man comedy routine but I bet it's really funny if you're from, like, France or something.
"So he's a theater kid?" Dave asked, trying to understand what was happening.
"I have a theory… but i need further evidence" Scarlett said
Brick was trying to take the axe. When he saw the squirrel from earlier stepping on the branch close to him.
Brick: Hey, shoo! Shoo.
The squirrel growled, wich made Brick scream. Under them, Mike/Chester had a rock.
Chester: Back in my day, we didn't need fancy saws and axes to cut ropes. We did it just fine with stones.
He threw the rock, but it only angered the squirrel, which started shooting lásers to the maggots on the ground.
"This is completely demented" Rodney commented worried.
Meanwhile, Dawn was launched and she landed on Lightning shoulder.
Sam: One more person'll do it. Dakota?
But the blonde was a bit away, posing for the cameras on a log. Before a Tree fell in front (or at least, they hoped it was in front) on the paparazzis. And the cause was Chris with a chainsaw.
Chris: Timber! No time for photo-ops, Dakota!
Dakota: Take it easy!
"Yeah, She's done for" Amy said dryly.
Brick: Not the crewcut.
The soldier avoided other láser shot from a squirrel. Wich ended reflecting on the ax and cutting the rope. Much to the maggots cheering.
Brick: Mission accomplished.
The totem fell on him, concerning the team.
"Yikes" Sky said "hope he's okey"
Dawn: Only three minutes left!
Dakota suddenly bounced on the tree and fell on the moonchild's shoulders.
Dawn: Saw the ropes.
The Blonde tried to do it, but she was doing it whit the other side of the saw.
Dakota: How are you supposed to… It won't work!
"Is she serious" Jasmine asked in disbelief.
Sam: Teeth down on the rope - down!
Lightning: No, girl, you can not be that dumb!
Dawn; Pretend it's Daddy's steak Knife!
Dakota: Oh. There!
The totem fell.
Sam: B... change your name to A-plus.
-confesional-
B proudly rubbed his hand on his chest
Scott: B thinks he's so smart, but once my plan goes into action, he won't know what hit 'im.
He ended up hitting himself with a rock he was throwing and catching.
"Guess that's the guy who wants to be the baddest guy around" Amy said not impressed.
Jo: They're gaining on us!
Brick: It is my duty to inform you that we have bigger problems.
Everyone saw how they were approaching a waterfall.
Cameron: My first waterfall!
Chester: And maybe our last!
Both totems went flying, And bounced on the hill, wich made Zoey jump, And she barely managed to hang herself from the log.
Chester: Ah, kids today and their crazy log rides.
Zoey: MIKE
Chester: -Huh?
Suddenly he gasped. And-
Mike: Zoey?! Zoey! Hang on tight!
The tan skinned boy extended his arm, And managed to get the redhead up, who hugged him from behind.
Zoey: Okay. Thanks, Mike.
Mike: Uh No problem.
"As i thought" Scarlett said "i'll explain Mike case after the episode is finished"
"Why the suspense?" Leonard asked
"Just want to finish the episode in case he says anything else about the subject" The redhead explained
The camera showed the base Camp. Where there was a regular cabin, and a much better and luxurious one.
Chris: Ahh...feels good to be back!
Suddenly, a chubby blond guy entered the scene.
Owen: Hey, Chris! Get this, the boat wouldn't stop!
Chris: Oh, look...it's former player Owen, who's NOT competing this year.
Owen: Yeah! So I swam back to tell you that… WHAT?! Not competing?!
Chris: I'm afraid you and the other "classic players" have outlived your usefulness. Chef?
The cook placed one of the explosives on his cheek. Owen started to run screaming. But Chris pushed the button, which sent him flying.
"THOSE FUCKING LUNATICS" Max screamed angry.
"HOW… DID THEY… STILL HAVE FUCKING JOBS AFTER THIS?" Sky also screamed.
Dave placed a hand on her shoulder trying to calm her down.
"Like I said. Money shushes lots of mouths" Scarlett said.
"It's telling" Sammy shrudded.
The Toxic Rats totem slided up to the Camp.
Lightning: First place! Go, Team Lightning!
The clock still ticked down. Now with barelly 10 seconds.
Scott: Quick, grab the good cabin!
The rats placed their totem on the altar. And the bomb stopped. But before they could cheer more, the Maggots totem crashed into the big cabin, and exploded, destroying it completely.
Chris: Too bad. It had an eight-person hot tub and air conditioning.
The rats complained.
Staci: Yah, my great-great-great Uncle James invented log cabins. Before him, people had to sleep in the trees-
The rest of the rats gave her angry looks.
Staci: and they kept falling out all the time. And my Phillys invented roofs and before her, houses were just walls and furniture, and every time it rained, you had to get a new sofa.
Chris: Regardless, as the only team with a cabin still standing, the Mutant Maggots win the first challenge.
The maggots weakly cheered.
Lightning: So where am I gonna sleep?
Chris: No worries, we've got a back-up cabin for you. It's every bit as nice as the one you lost.
But of course that was a lie. As the cabin that got set down by a helicópter was like the crummy one.
"Classic" Topher said with a smile.
"I would been pissed if that happend to me" Amy said before drinking a bit of her soda.
The camera showed the Toxic Rats on the campfire área.
Chris: The votes are cast. Those who receive a regular marshmallow can stay. But this season, one player will receive a very special marshmallow. A marshmallow you do not want to eat.
Chef appeared wearing a hazmat suit And holding a box, which he opened to reveal a Green glowing marshmallow.
Chris; Whoever gets the marshmallow of toxic loserdom is out of the contest.
"Yeah… i prefer the Killer robots" Dave repeated his same line from earlier.
Chris: Which means, you can't come back, ever.
"Líes" Topher said with a bored voice.
Chris: The following players are safe. Scott.
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Lightning.
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Dawn.
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And Sam.
That left Dakota and Staci as the bottom two.
"No surprises there" Jasmine said "one didn't stop talking, And the other was more focused on eating camera"
"It was the most logical bottom 2" The redhead said adjusting her hair.
Chris: And the marshmallow of toxic loserdom goes to…
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Staci.
Dakota catches her Marshallow.
Staci: Awww... but I was doing so good.
The chatterbox catched the toxic marshmallow, And her hair fell off immediately. Which Made the rest of the team take a step back.
Dave fainted.
"DAVE" Sky, Shawn and Ella screamed.
"Guess it was too much for him" Leonard said. Although it was clear he was disturbed as well.
Sky lifted Dave up who was breathing heavily
"Calm down Dave. Focus on me" Sky said trying to calm him… which eventually worked.
"Okey… okey… i'm okey" He breathed more relaxed. The two smiled at eachother, before noticing their proximity and splitting up embarrassed.
"Uh… please continue" Sky said trying to hide her blush.
"Y-yeah… finish the episode" Dave said putting the hoodie over his head.
Staci: I guess it's the Dock of Shame for me, then.
Chris: Actually, we came up new this season. You'll love it.
The camera changed And showed Staci placed onna medieval girl at the end of the dock.
Chris: Say hello to the Hurl of Shame… patent pending.
The rats we're shocked to see that.
"Okey. That's just as demented as the canon of shame" Sammy said scared.
Beardo simply imitated the sound of a canon.
Staci: Yah, catapults were invented by my great-great-great-great-great-great-greAAAAAEEEET!
Staci ended flying trough the skies.
Chris: One down, 12 to go. Who's next in line? Find out next time, right here on Total… Drama… Revenge Of The Island.
The episode went to the crédits. Which prompted Ella to pause it.
"Okey… first episode done" Ella said
"Not that Bad" Amy said "it was less annoying than expected.
"Okey Scarlett, what's up with Mike" Dave asked "i need to get the whole toxic madness off my head"
"Michael concerns, along his sudden 'act' as Chester the old man. And his posterior 'return' during the log ride, especifically after Zoey was in danger and called for his help. I have determined Mike has what it's inaccurately called 'Multiple Personality Disorder' but it's accurate name is 'Dissociative Identity Disorder'. In shorter term, Chester it's a different personality to Mike" She explained.
"So… Chester it's a different person inside Mike head?" Rodney asked.
"It's much more complex. DID tends to be caused by traumas at young age, and can present more than one personality, with each personality being a way of coping and facing a different trauma" The redhead explained.
"Poor Mike" Shawn said "that must be such a chaos"
"Usually the other personalities taking over it's experienced as a 'blackout' of sorts. Not having any memory of what happened" Scarlett said "i honestly don't get why he decided to inscribe himself i'm a show that will place him under severe stress"
"Well, this season definitely aims to be a crazy ride" Sky said "but I'll be betting on Brick. He seems like a strong And noble guy"
"And that's why you will fail" Sugar said "if anyone it's winning it's that Anne María girl. She's not on my level, but she definitely has the spirit"
"Who are all of you rooting for?" Ella asked seeing that as a good theme to start a talk. "I'll be rooting for my fellow nature lover Dawn"
"I'll be rooting for Sam. He seems like he surprise underdog" Shawn said.
"I'll personaly think it could be Brick as well" Jasmine said "He's nicer than Jo at least"
"Mmm, i think i'll be rooting for Zoey" Sammy said "she just seems nice"
"Yeah, i agree whit Sammy" Dave said before frowning "But I'm still trying to figure out why she seems so familiar"
"I pass. I already know the Game" Topher said "babe?"
"I'll say Jo. She has no style. But she seems strong" The former cheerlearder said.
"I think it could be Samuel" Leonard said " the surprise power of the unlikelly hero"
Beardo imitated the super Mario music.
"Guess Beardo is also behind Sam. I think it could be the Lightning guy" Rodney explained.
"Im going to be conservative And place a bit on Mike" Max said "he seems like the kind of guy who can surprise"
"Cameron" Scarlett said "Brains can beat Brawn"
"You're doomed'" Sugar said with no care.
"All I know it's that girl Dakota is not winning. She's useless" The Outback explorer said.
"You really like to put everyone down" Dave said a bit annoyed.
"She's more focused on the camera than anything. Of course I think she's useless" Jasmine said, rolling her eyes.
"Guess there's only one way to find out" Ella said. "But i'll recommend going to the bathroom first if needed"
No one moved.
"Very well. Here we go with episode 2" Ella said before turning to the TV.
-END OF THE EPISODE-
And here's the second episode of the collab. With the reaction to the first episode of ROTI.
The Pahkitew cast got a first taste of the second generation, we recognized some families from the first generation, and even something up with Dave and Zoey.
As this is the introduction episode, the Pahkitew cast has formed first impressions on the second generation. Will these remain the same? Doubtful, but it will be fun.
I also keep trying to get the little plots moving in between the episodes. So don't worry, what they talk in between isn't just filler.
