Pahkitew Island reacts to Revenge of the Island

Episode 2- Truth or Laser shark

Note: To differentiate the reaction episode and the 'real Life' talks, I'll be using this method.

Episode = Character : Dialogue

Reaction = "Dialogue" Character

With that explained. Enjoy the episode.

With everyone set, Ella pushed the play button and the second episode started. They decided to skip the intro since it didn't add anything of interest, so the first they saw was the exterior of one of the cabins, which transitioned to Dawn… holding herself upside down on her bed… and talking with a bird.

"Really?" The blonde girl asked, to which the bird chirped a bit more "Oh no"

Dakota: Will you keep it down?" she said from her best covering her ears while having an eye mask on

Dakota: If I don't get my beauty sleep, I'll lose it.

Dawn: Yes, because your need for fame is really a depressed cry for love.

Dakota: Who told you that? My therapist?

Dawn: I see people's auras and it looks like someone threw up on yours.

Dakota: Oh, go eat a worm.

Dawn: Ah, no, thanks.

"I knew that girl was a fake nicey-nice" Sugar boasted

"Or she's just way too blunt" Dave said with a deadpan tone.

"Oh please. She knew that rich girl was seeing a therapist. That's pageant 101 strategy to demoralize a competitor" the pageant said crossing her arms

"That was just a coincidence" Dave sighed "an admitedly awkward coincidence, but a coincidence non the least"

"If anyone said coincidence one more time" Amy warned before they saw Scott all rugged up breathing heavily on the boys side of the cabin.

Sam: Hey, man, what's with all the dirt?

Scott: Oh, just had an early morning make-out session with one of the honeys.

Lightning: Sha-doozy! Which one?

Scott: Umm.

The camera shows a recording of Scott screaming and running from a mutant beaver.

Scott: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

Sam: You kissed a gentleman?!

Most of the cast laughed at that.

"Like that guy was kissing any lady that isn't her mother" Sugar said

"Hey, that was unnecessary" Rodney said, sure Scott was definitely a bad guy, but that comment was totally off the field.

"Yeah, would you like if someone said that about you?" Max added

"No one can say that, just look at me" She bragged. Leonard simply gave Rodney and Max a look that pretty much read like 'please lets move on'

Scott: All right, I was out looking for that hidden immunity item, not that they need to know. It's all a part of my strategy. Let my team lose, so that the Maggots develop a false sense of security, before I pick 'em off.

Suddenly someone knocks on door.

Scott: Occupied!

Then the same beaver from before breaks trough the door and roars to Scott who Hides on the corner of the confessional screaming.

"Ugh. That such foul and stupid plan" Sky said trying to contain her anger… barelly "He's going to ruin his own team chances and dreams, does he know that also means hes going to be left in a 1 vs 6 case?"

"That's assuming the merge it's at 7 players and nothing happends to the maggots" Scarlett added "Stadistically, its a plan that has a 10% chance of working. 26% of working but getting discovered and the rest it's failure"

"Lets hope he fails misserably" Sky said.

The next thing they saw was Mike on his bed, where he suddenly gasped in his sleep, wich in turn, Made Chester take control.

Chester: These young whippersnappers with all their jammerin' and tomfoolery

Then he gasped again-

Mike: C'mon, Chester, keep it down.

And again

Chester: Fine... for now...

The camera moved to show Cameron on the Upper bed, inside a sleeping bag.

Cameron: I had a hard time falling asleep. It was my first night outside my bubble but, finally, I recreated it with my sleeping bag. I was out like that. What an adventure.

"That's kinda adorable" Scarlett whispered hoping no one heard her.

"Yikes. Can't imagine how that must feel" Dave said "I know i'm the 'fear all dirt and germs kid' but i would never think of spending my life inside a bubble"

"Hopefully you mean it" Ella muttered lowly, she knew that this was the first time he was out in a while.

Brick: As the only soldier here with any military training, I've definitely got a winning edge. My biggest competition is probably Jo" Brick said "Yeah, good thing we're on the same team. Like my drill sergeant always says, 'Keep your enemies close and your rivals closer" pauses awkwardly "Uh-uh-uh, wait, I did that wrong. 'Keep your family close and your enemy at arm's length' No-no-no, hold on…"

"And he's someone we have to trust our security as a nation?" Amy deadpanned

Brick and Jo suddenly crashed into eachother. Much to the amusement of a lesser squirrel that was watching them from the roft of one of the cabins.

Jo: -Just did my morning 5K run, you?

Brick: 8K

Jo: I mean, I did an 8K warm-up, then 5K at a full sprint.

Brick: My entire run was uphill

Jo: Yeah, uphill with my eyes shut

Brick: ran backwards with ear plugs

Jo: -Why ear plugs?

Brick: I dunno!

"Jeezh, imagine if You we're there" Ella joked to Sky.

"Oh boy, and Lightning looked like the kind of guy who brags a lot too" Sky said thinking how the fours of them would have ended on some big ego wars.

"Oh please. I would have ended all of you" Sugar bragged.

"Sugar. Don't" Leonard reproched.

Jo: Team Maggot is lucky to have us. We won the challenge yesterday. We'll carry them all the way to victory!

-confesional-

Jo: I'll carry them to victory. Just being "nice" so that aptly named clump of cadet-meat will be loyal. But when the time comes… -she breaks a tree branch- Ow! Splinter! You little-

-end of confesional-

"So much for friendly competition" Sky sighed

"Jo kinda reminds me of you. But like, in a reverse way" Beardo commented

"You mean she actually has brains" Amy barged whit a smirk, making the olympian roll eyes annoyed.

"I think he means that while Jo it's aggresive all the time. Sky it's usually calm" Max said to attempt and defuse the situation.

"Except for the times she wasn't. Like when you and Scarlett pulled that eel move. Or when Dave said he was glad she got stung by bees" Topher said casually

"What about when he said he found athletic gymnastics silly and stupid" Amy commented

"Or when Dave had the bright idea of braging in her face after she lost to me" Sugar added, obviously boosting her own ego in the process.

"Okey we get it" Sky grumped

"To be fair, anyone would been annoyed at the last one" Jasmine said defending Sky "no one likes to get bragged on their face"

"That's a fair point" Dave whispered whit a low sigh, clearly the reminder of that action didnt bring good memories.

Chris: It's time for today's challenge!

Lightning: What?! But Lightning hasn't had his DPA!

The team looked confused

Sam: Huh?

Lightning: Daily Protein Allotment, duh!

"It's that important?" Rodney asked to Sky, who merelly lifted her shoulders.

"Depends heavily on your excersice regime, your weight, etc" The olympian explained "But i guess for the challanges it can be a good kickstart"

Dakota: And I haven't had enough beauty sleep.

Sam: C'mon, you look-

The Blonde girl removed her glasses, showing she had red-ish eyes and extremly marked bags under them.

Sam: -GREAT SUNS OF ORION.

"Offf, that's Bad" Sammy said cringing, feeling Bad for Dakota state.

Zoey: Bay of Dismay?! Yikes. Sounds like one of those fight locations in Total Warriors 2.

"Goated movie" Shawn said

"Mayhem club was better" Dave playfully argued.

Mike: You like action movies? If you're into Ultimate Kick boxing, I may have to marry you.

Zoey giggles at the comment.

"Awww, that's so adorable" Ella cooed

"Ugh. Those two make the sugar on blood rise when they talk" Sugar complained "We get it, you like eachother. Get a room"

Sam: Hey, Dakota, sorry about before. I was just so taken by your beautiful… nostrils.

-confesional-

Sam: Nostrils? nostrils?!

-end of confesional-

"Ha. That's so Bad" Amy laughed at the gamer misfortune"

Dakota: Thanks. I like your, uh… Can I get back to you on that?

Dakota continued to walk, leaving a sad Sam.

Sam: Ughh…

"Guess Samuel needs to invest some points in charisma" Leonard commented

"One life down. 2 remain" Beardo completed the game pun.

Cameron: I hope this isn't another physical challenge. I prefer something a little more academic.

Jo: I bet you do, toothpick. I'm surprised your scrawny neck can even support that giant head.

Cameron: My greatest strengths are mental.

Jo: Well, you're mental if you think you can win Total Drama without getting physical. Just stay out of my way.

"Geez, why does he have to be so rude whit the poor guy" Rodney asked

"I think Jo it's just trying to impose his, And pardon this old reenact" Max said before clearing his throat "Eeeevil"

"Uh guys… Jo it's a girl" Topher said. Leaving both Rodney and Max whit embarrassed looks on their faces.

"Wait, she is?" Sugar questioned.

"Awkward" Jasmine said cringing.

Anne María: So what do you think thenchallenge is gonna be?

B thought for a moment. But obviously, no answer came out.

Anne María: You don't talk much, do ya?

-confesional-

B lifted his shoulders while looking at the camera.

-end of confesional-

"I Guess he's really shy… or something like that" Dave said

"It's possible he's just mute" Scarlett said "although selective mutism it's a possibility as well"

The camera Made a cut. Now being on the beach, we're both teams where on bleachers over the water. The rats at the left, and magots at the right. Whit Chris standing on a center post whit his TDA tuxedo.

Chris: Welcome to the "Getting to Know You" Trivia Game Challenge! Everyone strapped in all nice and snug?

Scott: Too snug. It's cutting into my shoulders.

Chris: Yeah, children-sized harnesses will do that.nI'll be asking our players embarrassing personal questions. And I mean majorly humiliating.

"What creepy obsseison does this motherucker have whit getting into our personal lives" Sky muttered angry

Chris: If the player I'm talking about hits the poorly wired buzzer and owns their humiliation before the time runs out, their team gets a point. First team to five wins part one and a distinct advantage in part two.

Chris: But If no one owns up, this happens…

Chris pressed a button, And the maggots bleacher suddenly sinked. And they screamed when they saw a two legged shark whit even bigger theets. Thankfully the plataform raised just in time before it could bite them.

Mike: There's some kind of two-legged shark monster down there!

Chris: You mean Fang? Yeah, it turns out toxic waste can mess with stuff underwater too. Who knew?

The Pahkitew cast catched in shock… okey, Scarlett was more so intrigued

Scott: Better them than us.

Chris: Any who, if a team gets dunked, their opponents can "steal" by guessing which dunkee is guilty. Guess right and you get a point. Guess wrong and this happens.

Chris pressed another button, And this time it was the rats who sunken, with Fang tying a napkin around his neck. Thankfully, Chris lifted them back before the shark could bite.

"Fucking Maniac" Shawn said

"That Carcharodon carcharias must have been exposed to a substantial amount of radiation to suffer this kind of genetic alterations" Scarlett said "His teeth must be at least 10 times the regular size"

"That's fucking Scary" Dave gulped.

Chris: Now that we understand the rules, let's start the game. To the Rats. Now listen carefully, who did this on the one and only date they ever had?

The monitor released a fart sound, making everyone laugh… well, everyone sans one.

Sam: Where did you get that?

The gamer pressed the button, getting a shock. But earning a point.

"OMG, this guy gets more and more pathetic by the minute" Amy mocked

"Yeah, You never fart in front of a lady. Unless you're trying to impress her" Sugar "Like play a flute with it"

"Who even… forget it" Dave sighed

Chris: Who wet their pants on the first and last day of school?

Mike: Woah... one of us is a pants wetter?

Jo noticed Brick was sweating.

Jo: He who sweats it, wets it. Team before pride, Maggot

The cadet gave in and pressed the button.

Brick: Ow. Fine, it was me.

This caused everyone to giggle

Chris: And it's one all!

Zoey: Thanks, Brick. I know that must have been tough.

"At least someone has a bit of compasión" Sky said

"For a guy who pees on his pants" Amy said

"Urinary incontinence it's a serious condition and you shouldn't laugh about it" Scarlett said

"Specially since you're quite likely to suffer it once you reach 50" Max added

"WHAT?"

Chris: Rats, whose first name is really Beverly?

Brick: That's not an embarrassing question. Who cares if a girl's real name is Beverly?

The camera showed a sweating B. Who finally pushed the button.

Chris: Correct... Beverly.

"Ugh. I want to punch that smug smile off his face" Sky grunted.

"So B its-" Leonard was about to ask

"Lets not dig there" Shawn said

"Yeah… wise idea" The larper admitted.

Chris: Rats get the point but I would have preferred a verbal response.

Dawn: But B never talks, just look at his aura.

Chris: Don't care!.So as a quick punishment…

The rats sinked. And Fang didn't waste time and took a bite, taking Scott much to the team's horror. As the platform raised again, Scott managed to raise the mouth of the shark and scape.

Scott: No... wait for me!

"That was a close call" Rodney said relieved

-confessional-

Scott: Owww… What the? A shark tooth?

The next confessional was Fang looking its mouth in the mirror and then breaking it in anger.

-end of confessional-

"Uh… i'm pretty sure he shouldn't just pull a shark tooth like that if it's deep in your skin" Jasmine cringed.

Scott: Thanks for leaving me down there, team! You can win this stupid challenge without me.

Anne María: If he's not playin', then I'm not either.

Sam: Uhh, since I've already been humiliated, can I go?

Chris: Okay, everyone just settle down.

Mike: I'm with Anne Maria, we should stop. Not that I've got any secrets to hide.

Jo gave him a slap in the back of the head.

Jo: Sit down, Pointy! I'm not losing this game!

Zoey: Whoa! Take it easy!

Chris: Hey, host talking here! I decide when the challenge is over!

Scott: Whatever, I'm outta here.

Lightning: -Not until we win!

Dakota: Hey, it's me… Yeah, I'm using my back-up phone.

The situation quickly escalated into a mess.

Chris: All right, shut it! Thanks to that pathetic digression, now we don't have enough time to finish this challenge. Happy?

Almost everyone did indeed look happy.

Jo: Quitters.

"So all we should have done to avoid something was complain like little kids?" Sammy said

"You have that easy" Amy boasted

"That psycho had us run with babies around snakes, lions, a pasta canon, a robot Bear, up a snow on a hill… i don't think it would have worked" Dave said.

"Not to mention he sent robotic crocodiles to rush us on an ultra tall mountain full of traps. After the Island was already failing" Shawn added

Chris: Well, you won't be happy for long. Come back after the break for an all new challenge from which there is no escape, and in the meantime…

Chris pressed both buttons And both teams sunk as the camera faded to black for the break.

"And they're dead" Topher deadpanned

"Not funny" Sammy reproached.

Cameron: Thank goodness the challenge ended before Chris could ask me an embarrassing question.

Jo: Let me guess? Who needs their diaper changed?

Cameron: I haven't worn a diaper since I was eleven!

That everyone laugh.

"Poor guy, he definetly has some issues back home" Shawn said

Cameron: I have just enough right to be here as you do, and I'll prove it in the next challenge! You'll see!

-confesional-

Cameron: Why did I say that? Why!?

-end of confesional-

"I still hold faith in him" Scarlett said

Sam: This is the longest I've ever gone without playing a video game. My hands feel so empty.

Dakota: Chris is such a jerk. I could have sent like 600 texts by now.

Sam: Wow, we have a lot in common!

Dakota: Why would you say something like that to me?

Sam: No! No! I meant about the tech withdrawal. Trust me, you're nothing like me otherwise.

Dakota: Awww, thanks!

Sam smiled.

"Well thats a way of dragging itself" Amy mocked

"Do you have to shoot down any positive gesture?" Dave asked annoyed "Probably cause the only legit one you've ever gotten was from Topher"

"You're in no place to talk mister i don't wanna hear it" Amy fired back

"I thought it was adorable" Ella said more positive "Samuel tried to make her feel confortable and it seems like it worked. A true gemtleman move"

"Amazing how being simply nice it's a gret gesture" Jasmine said, making Dave clutch one of his fists.

Chris: Welcome players. Now that you're all here, It's time for part two of today's challenge. The mad skills obstacle course.

Chris: The relay race begins with a mad dash from the Kick-Start.

The camera showed the giant boot.

Chris: Forget coffee, if this baby doesn't get you going, nothing will. Then it's on to the race against time that is the Cannonball Run.

Now it showed a wodden plataform and structure full of cannons.

Chris: Over to my personal fav, Wrecking Ball Alley.

The next plattaofrm had them going side by side like a pendulum.

Chris: Hurts so good. And moving on, we head to the Gangplank-

And followed a series of very high square plattaforms-

Chris: -complete with rabid mutant beavers.

That had adult size, thick fur beavers whit abnormaly sharp theets.

Chris: Followed by... the bouncy agony of Double Trouble.

A series of 4 giant boxing gloves going up and down

Chris: And finally, the Grand Slam,

The last one was a giant baseball glove in the middle of many giant bats.

Chris: where you'll use ropes to swing into the giant baseball mitt while avoiding those deadly bats.

"So… this is like our obstacle course. But whit mud instead of Grease" Leonard said

"Don't know wich one it's worst" Dave shivered

"Oh please. That sounds like loads of fun" Sugar said "it's like when we did the pig race back in my town"

Chris: The losing team was gonna wear snazzy specs while competing, but since we never actually finished the competition. I've decided that everybody has to wear them.

An intern approached them holding a box, Jo took a pair of glasses wich looked like Harold's

Jo: Hey! What's with the Grampa glasses? We won't be able to see anything wearing these.

Chris: Dorktacular goggles won't make part two easy or attractive, but it can be done… in theory.

"And theres the twist" Max said

Chris: First up at the Kickstart, it's Lightning against Anne Maria. Then it's Dawn versus Brick versus the Cannonballs. Scott faces Jo in Wrecking ball Alley, B is up against Zoey at the Gangplank, Sam and Mike will battle Double Trouble, and Dakota will fight Cameron for the Grand Slam.

"The rats start strong if they are sending Lightning and Dawn on the first two" Topher said "Altough why did they leave Dakota on the end? They should have sent a middle tier player"

"Well the maggots have Brick and Jo back to back after Anne María, so maybe they plan to gain advantage there" Rodney said

"Leaving Mike on the double trouble was smart. He seems lean enough to pass it whitout struggling" Jasmine said

Chris: Since it's a relay race, you'll need something to pass: your mascots. Oh, intern!

A long haired intern apprached Lightning and Anne María whit a cage.

Chris: Team Rat gets a mutant rat and Team Maggot gets a mutant maggot.

The rat was hairless. It had 4 upper legs and 4 eyes. While the maggot was the same size as the rat, and drolled a green slime.

"That's just-" Dave said before holding back his puke. Sky handed him a bottle of water.

"Eugh eugh" Amy said

They saw the start of the challange. Lightning unsurpirsingly crosses his part easily as he didn't recieved the starting kick like Anne María

But then on the Cannobolt run, Brick ended crashing many times into a wooden post and recieveing a cannobball to the face. While Dawn luckilly crossed whit no harm.

Scott: Wow, we're in the lead, great.

The farmer started to slowly Cross the wrecking ball alley.

Scott: Nice 'n' slow… all the way to last place. Right, little guy?

The rat bit him on the chin

Scott: Owwww!

"And that's karma" Jasmine said whit a smile on her face "That will teach that dirt rat a lesson"

"karma she says" Dave muttered

The next thing they saw after Brick handed Jo the maggot was Scott giving the rat a… head pet right in front of B.

Scott: Aww, who's my good freak? Who's my good little freak? There, there little guy. Uncle Scotty kept you safe and sound… Oh, do you want this? Why didn't you say so, Beverly!

"Motherfu-" Sky said "Not only he's trying to make His team loose, he's also completly disrespectfull"

"Breath deeply Sky. Don't let that get to You" Ella said placing a hand on her shoulder.

They saw B fall into the mudpit after the beavers completly devoured the base of his plataform.

Scott: Yeah!

The silent boy quickly sculped a female mutant beaver of mud. Wich thankfully distracted the real beavers.

Chris: And in a surprisingly touching move, B extends the Rats' lead!

Scott: Oh, come on!

"YES. Take that" Sky boasted.

"Guess she really likes cheaters loosing" Dave said a bit surprised

"Sorry" Sky said ashamed.

Sam: Yes! Go, B. Lay it on me!

Sam catched the rat and jumped into the double trouble, altough it bounced him back and towards.

Sam: Dakota! Take it!

But the Blonde was facing whit her back, so Sam ended falling off

Dakota: Okay. Ready.

And the rat took advantage to run.

Sam: No! Come back!

"Useless" Scarlett sighed. "Absolutly useless"

Then they saw Mike and Zoey share a little look. Before Zoey was dragged by the mutant beavers, forcing Mike to advance

Mike: Okay, Mike,...it's just some jumps over an area you can barely see, you can do this, c'mon!

Suddenly he gasped And now spoke whit a very high pitch.

Mike?: Only one person can do this! Svetlana, the Olympic Queen of gymnastics.

Svetlana procede to absolutly dominate the double trouble. Flipping on All 4 impacts and landing perfectly on the other side.

Chris: Whoa. Mike unveils a secret skill and the Maggots re-take the lead!

Cameron: Svetlana? Mike, how did you do that?!

Mike: Huh? Uh! Do what? Here you go.

"Another personality" Scarlett said "A russian gymnastic… peculiar"

"She gives Sky a run for her money" Shawn said in shock

"That was… definetly surprising" Sky admited "But, if Svetlana can do that. Then by extensión it means Mike can as well right?"

"I'm theory" Scarlett said "His body it's capable of ressisting this actions at the very least"

They saw a camera cut, as Sam arrived covered in mud along the rat.

Sam: Here!

Dakota: Eww, can you at least wipe it off?

Cameron was advancing whit the maggot.

Cameron: Yes, yes! I've never felt so alive!

But he stopped dead on his tracks when he saw the final challange.

Cameron: I'm a dead man.

"Someone prepare the Barbie doctor set" Sugar mocked, whit Beardo adding the "funny drum" to seal it.

"Dude" Leonard reproached

"Sorry. it Made me laugh" the man of the sounds admitted

Zoey: Please let me go.

One of the beavers was holding her in place, while other prepared Ketchup… no idea where they got that.

"Isn't anyone gonna-" Dave started to say

Zoey: I said let me go!"

Zoey them kicked both beavers on the groin.

"-Step up" He completed in shock

Zoey: Oh, sorry..But I did tell you to stop.

"Okey. Maybe she has some tricky" Amy said "Those are some perfect defense kicks"

The camera showed Dakota grabbing the rope.

Dakota: Well, Dakota fans, here goes nothing.

The blonde balanced. But was barelly able to stand on the bat, And fell into the mud.

Cameron also did his attempt. But crashed into one of the bats. Giving Dakota enough time to return to the rope.

???: Dakota! Over here!

The camera went up, showing a hot air balooon whit the same paparazzi from last episode.

Paparazzi: Sorriso per noi! Smile for us, beautiful heiress!

Dakota: Finally! Hi! You're just in time for my, er… mud bath!

Sam: No! Ignore them and swing! Swing!

"What an idiot" Jasmine said facepalming.

"Yeah that's pretty dumb" Shawn said.

"No it's not. Any lady who respects itself would pose i for the camera, just like me" Sugar said

"We're not trying to break it" Amy said, earning a couple of laughs.

Cameron: Velocity times mass times wind speed- the maggots butes his hand- Woaah!

Cameron ends grabbing onto the rope by instint, And after getting bounced between the baseball bats. He lands on the glove.

Chris: The Maggots win!

The maggots cheered. Including Cameron… before the maggot puked on it's head.

Dave has to stand up and run to the barthroom

"Weak' Sugar said

"Can't say i blame him for this one" Scarlett said also a bit disgusted.

"Yeah that's… eugh" Topher said while giving Amy a sip of water.

A few moments latter. Dave came back.

"Thank god i always have a theetbrush at hand" He said sitting down again.

Chris: Rats, see you at the

elimination ceremony!

The rats complain.

Lightnin: -I can't believe this! Lightning is on a team of losers.

Sam: Come on. Winning isn't everything.

Lightning screamed started to chase Sam.

"Yeah. I hate Lightning" Dave said

"You also berated me for failurie" Leonard complained

"Cause you absolutly failed for trying to keep the stupid Wizard act" Dave said "And at least i didn't chase you like a rabid wolverine to a ham leg"

Chris: Oh, and as for Dakota's annoying "entourage"... Chef?

The former military got an arrow and shoot the blimp. Sending it crashing.

"That… that definetly must be another lawsuit" Sammy said in shock.

"Don't count whit that" Jasmine sighed

The camera cutted to show some of the rats reunited outside the cabin.

Scott: Alright, guys, Dakota's gotta go. She's only in it for the photo op.

Sam: Hang on, guys. I mean sure she's easily distracted, but she's also a tenth-level hottie… Uh, not that that's important or anything. Let's give her a chance.

Dawn: A great darkness is surrounding Dakota. If she stays on the island, disaster will befall her.

Lightning: Sha-please, I think you should all get the boot after today's performance.

"Oh i hope he's the one gone" Dave said rolling His eyes "At least Dakota it's ignorantly rude. Hes plain rude"

"What could Dawn mean whit 'great darkness' over Dakota" Ella wondered.

"Oh please. Must be some cow shat" Sugar said

"Can't you do anything whitout mentioning that?" Rodney asked

"Hey, it was my granny phrase. So i use it" The paegant queen said.

"It's cute that Sam tries to defend Dakota" Sammy said

"Oh please. She's not giving him the hour" Amy rolled her eyes "This aint high school musical"

"A more accurate comparativo would be-" Max was about to Say

"I don't care" The mean cheerleader stopped him

"Well. At least he's trying" Jasmine shrugged "Not sure how much it's working"

"Like you know anything" Dave said between his theets.

The camera made a cut to the campfire ceremony.

Chris: Everyone gets a marshmallow, even the loser, but that's one marshmallow you do not want to eat.

"Or be even close" Leonard added.

Chris: To the votes! The following people are safe: Lightning-

"Crap" Dave complained

Chris: -Dawn, Scott, and Sam, which leaves Dakota and Bev.

Dakota: What?

Chris: And the marshmallow of loserdom goes to… -Dakota.

The Blonde barelly avoided the marshmallow.

Dakota: -No! This has to be a mistake. I didn't get my spin-off series yet!

Chef had to grab her.

Dakota: NO!

Sam looked down dissapointed.

Sam: Man, I can't believe Dakota's gone. I was ready to repeatedly ask her out and get turned down all season.

"HA. See. Not even he had hope" Amy said in a 'gotcha' tone

"At least he was ready for it" Topher added.

Chris: Any last words before you ride the Hurl of Shame, Dakota?

Dakota: Um, ya? First of all-

Chris pulled the lever before she could speak.

Chris: It was a rhetorical question. Two Hurls down, eleven to go! Who'll be eliminated next? Tune in and find out, on Total… Drama… Revenge Of The Island!

Ella paused the episode right when the crédits started

"I feel bad for Sam" Leonard said

"Why? Like he had any chance whit that fame flop" Amy said "She got that coming, if she couldn't keep her face up from a lack of phone, she was done for"

"Rich words from the girl who always tried to use her sister to do the challenges" Jasmine fired with no questions, leaving Amy without response.

"I'm surprised they actually voted her over Lightning after he started chasing Sam" Dave said

"I'm not" Scarlett said "people tend to make illogical choices on this show all the time, And both Scott and Dawn we're gathering for her elimination"

"But Dawn seemed to have a good motive" Ella imputed "She said a great darkness was surrounding Dakota"

"Puré goose splat" Sugar said, spitting some potato chips. "That girl it's doing this whole fancy hippie thing to hide her moves. She probably wants to push them of a cliff"

"Not everyone it's as rotten as you trailer park reject" Sky screamed angrily, the cliff mention clearly setting a bad spine in her.

"Repeat that bronze heartbreaker" Sugar barked. Whit Beardo, Leonard and Shawn having to intervene.

"Calm down Sky, it's not worth it" Dave said trying to defuse the fight. The Athlete sighed and went back to sitting.

"You're right. Some people are just lost causes" Sky said, Sugar rolled her eyes and sat down again, with Leonard giving her a stern look.

"Im more worried about Scott" Rodney said trying to change the focus "That shark didnt seem happy about his theet getting stolen"

"Was it really stolen if it snapped while… he was trying to eat him?" Shawn questioned

"That's just natural instincts" Max said "Sharks aren't as dangerous as they look unless provoked"

"Yet Fang was very aggressive" Sammy said "He had a napkin and all"

"Either Chris trained him, or the mutations caused by the toxic waste has affected the hormone secretions of his brain" Scarlett said, grabbing a little book to write that down.

"Scott better had left that theet after he finished the confesional or he's going to have to sleep whit two eyes open" Shawn gulped

"If he's lucky. Fang legs will only be for the water as well" Dave said "if not… yeah. He better hope he's eliminated soon"

"But going back to Dakota and Samuel" Ella said "It's such a shame it ended so fast. He was starting to make some progress whit her"

"The Mario of a Peach" Beardo said before mimicking the super mario sound.

"He was. Maybe if they had a bit more time" Dave said "altough their worlds are pretty different"

"That never stoped anyone from trying to find love. Just look at some of the show couples like Gwen and Trent, Duncan and Courtney, Even you and Sky in a way" Ella said, the last bit making both blush.

"Huh, never noticed that" Topher admitted "It's the Strong Girl and Weak Boy"

"I'm not that weak" Dave said offended "If anything i'm average"

"Quite litterally. Your skills exibited make you the most average person i've ever seen" Scarlett said "Not that Ive meet many. But the point stands"

"... Should he take that as an insult or a compliment?" Sammy asked

"The way he sees fit" Scarlett said "But it's trully facisnating how i'm many cases, oppsites do indeed atract"

"And they end Bad" Sugar said

"Yeah, those couples ella listed… not the fairy tales they think" Topher said remembering the fates of Gwent, Duncey and even Dave and Sky themselves.

"Life doesnt always have to be a fairytale" Ella admitted "But sometimes… tales have more than one part. Gwendolyn and Trenton did give love a new chance after all"

Sky thought about what ella was saying.

"We're getting really side step from Dakota" Sammy said trying to return the conversation "Well. She could always return right? The original seasons had those twist"

"Mmm, it's possible that Chris would bring her back to see if he can take more of them" Max said

"But what about all the eliminations are final" Shawn asked

"Dude. It's Chris" Topher scoffed "Thats is a bigger lie than the stork leaving us in our parents door"

"So. Dakota can come back" Jasmine said "no chance he picks Staci over"

"We should also see who else gets eliminated on the next episodes" Rodney said "Can't make an omelet whitout all the eggs"

"Isn't the phrase… nah, forget it" Dave said not wanting to steer the talk again.

"Same as last time. If anyone wants to go to the barthroom, now it's the time" Ella said, no one moved, except Dave to get another glass of soda "Very well" The songbird turned to the TV and selected episode 3.

Okey. Episode 2 it's finished.

I'm so sorry for the absolute ages it took. But life never gets easy, i had to finish the ROTL episode wich took ages, and i also got hit many times whit demotivation due to everything i had to do for university. Thankfully everything seems to be a bit more controled now.

I don't have much to add for this part. As it mostly builds off the last one, i just tried to add some bits here or there for our current day plots.

Remember to check TheRiverian part of the collab as well.

Hope you'll enjoyed this episode and i'll really apreciate a review to see your opinións as well as anything i can improve.