Fantasia Shenanigans

It was a lovely morning in Mor Dhona.

The sun was shining, the sky was clear… there hadn't been a single mauling via angry wildlife in the past four days and the last time there'd been a street brawl was two weeks ago. If you could even call that massacre a brawl, that is, seeing as it involved a very drunk Naruko power bombing poor Hoary Boulder hard enough that he somehow ended up with half his body lodged in the ground like a certain gentleman inspector before then proceeding to punch anyone who came within striking distance.

The reason why it happened? Oh that's simple. Naruko had already been having a bad day and had been drinking since around midday( yes she knows it's a problem and yes, Nanamo chewed her out for it) and then some Ala Mhigan adventurers(also drunk) tried starting shit over her prior affiliation with the XIVth and her involvement with a certain incident in Ala Mhigo back when she was still with the XIVth. Long story short, Naruko laid them out and when Hoary tried to calm her down, he got power bombed. But that's a story for another day. Funnily enough though, the three who started it actually apologized a few days later and are actually on pretty decent terms with Naruko now. Something about a mutual respect for her muscles or something. Honestly it kinda reminded her of the Mantraville fellas.

All in all though, everything was pretty damn great today.

The Adventurer hub was far busier than normal. Soldiers of all three Grand Companies along with a contingent of Ishgardian Knight's, Doman Samurai and Ala Mhigan fighters walked about the streets. And why were they presently at this small yet busy hub that also happened to be home of the Scions HQ, you ask? Well that's simple.

Some weeks past, Naruko suggested that instead of constantly going to Ul'dah or Ala Mhigo for their meetings. That they should change it up and use different locations.

Her reasoning was sound as well.

'Would it not be prudent to hold our meetings in different cities every now and then? Not only would it further foster a sense of camaraderie and unity between the City-states, but also it would throw off any would-be spies. Also, I'm pretty sure we don't want a repeat of the time when Aymeric got heat stroke and started hallucinating. I think I speak for all of us when I say that I would rather not see him trying to flirt with an Aetheryte shard again, especially due to how inconsolable he was after being 'rejected' by it.'

Her words rang true amongst the Alliance leaders… and Aymeric who adamantly refused to believe he did that stuff even though everyone saw it and there was photo evidence. But ultimately yes, they all agreed that it was a rather good idea… they also proceeded to ignore the blatant secondary reason behind the suggestion. That secondary reason being that the meetings were always held a day or so after they arrived in whichever city. Meaning it provided them a decent chunk of free time in the evening… something which Naruko and Nanamo took.. *ahem* advantage off.

It was also especially apparent what they were doing whenever the meetings were held at the Rising Stones… but what The Warrior of Light and the Sultana get up to in their free time isn't what we are talking about.

Especially because Raubahn really, really didn't want to know what the two that he considered to be his daughters got up to… especially after the Moonfire Faire incident.

Poor man. He witnessed something that no father ever wanted to see his dear daughters doing…

On the plus side was the fact that whenever they held their meeting at the Rising Stones, Naruko would end up cooking.. so that was good… though the last time she made cheesecake and the meeting ended up going for more than two days because Kan-E-Senna spent well over five hours trying to convince her to move to Gridania. Like, she had an entire spreadsheet and several pitches for why Naruko should move to Gridania and open up a cheesecake shop.. hell she even implied she'd be grateful in more than one way .. You can imagine how Nanamo took that…

Look, all I'm saying is Kan-E learnt just how hard Nanamo could punch… and bite.

But anyway, that's not what we are-

*Wham*

"Damn it Naruko! I said I'm sorry!" A half dressed and barefooted Tataru screamed as she sprinted out of the Seventh Heaven.

"Oh I bet you'll be sorry in a minute!" Another voice shouted as an ass naked, red-blonde haired Lalafell sprinted after her, armed with a mop.

This was followed by none other than Nanamo herself who was thankfully slightly more dressed(she was wearing Naruko's shirt and was hopefully wearing pants underneath) but also equally pissed off, chasing after the two of them.

"Did.. did that just happen?" A Roegadyn man asked dumbfounded. The Elezen to his left just shrugged and sipped his coffee "Eh, it's normal."

"Even the naked part?" The befuddled Roegadyn asked again, getting a variety of shrugs and nods from the other patrons. One young Lalafell man even started crying while muttering that his eyes have been soiled and that he will never get married due to all the penises he's seen, causing the Viera woman sitting next to him to pet his head sheepishly.

"Sonny, I've seen more dangly bits in this establishment than I ever saw working at the pub I used to work at, and that place was attached to a brothel." The Hyur waitress said as she placed the man's breakfast in front of him.

Blinking, the Roegadyn shrugged and heartily dug into his breakfast. And why wouldn't he? The Eggs Benedict at the Seventh Heaven was amazing.

(Outside)

"Gods above are you trying to kill me!" Tataru yelled as Naruko tapped into her Dragoon Crystal to jump at the lilac haired woman.

"Just a little!" Naruko shouted back as her mop barely missed its target before she shot into the air again.

Tataru screamed as Naruko came down again, only this time the mop pierced clean through the ground before she jumped once more.

"Damn it Naruko! You better not kill her before I do!" Nanamo shouted as she sprinted towards her cousin, her fists glowing with a red-gold aura as she flung her hand forward in a descending motion.

"Oh fuck!" Tataru screamed as she sprinted up the hill as small blades of red-gold aether shot up from behind her. Did Nanamo seriously just use Northswain's Strike on her!? Sure it wasn't a giant fuck off beam like the one that Agrias lady apparently used, but it was still dangerous! One of those things coulda poked her butthole!

' Gotta run gotta run gotta-'

*Wham*

Only for her foot to catch on a loose piece of cobblestone, causing her to trip and slam face first into a light pole "Owie.." Tataru groaned as she clutched her nose.

"Ha! Got you- oh fuck Tataru you're bleeding!" Naruko shouted as she jumped towards the lilac haired Lalafell."You ok love?"

"N-no.." Tataru whimpered as she held her nose to stem the flow of blood gushing from it. And to make matters worse, she had stubbed her little toe when she tripped.

"Crush Helm!" Nanamo shouted as she leaped at Tataru, her first glowing bright.

"Nanamo no!"

"Wait, wasn't that called Blastar Punch?" Tataru murmured before Nanamo's fist collided with the top of her head, knocking Tataru out immediately.. and rather painfully.

Well.. at least they caught her.

"Put some clothes on you bloody deviant!" A familiar voice shouted from above them.

"Mind your own fucking business Rowena!" Naruko shouted back while flipping the tanned woman off.

"I'll mind my own fucking business when you put some fucking clothes on! I'm running a respectable business you brat!"

"Respectable? You don't know the meaning of respectable, you old hag!"

"Call me that again you little slut!"

"You're just jealous that I'm young and hot while you are old and saggy!"

"OLD AND SAGGY!?"

Yeah this went on for a while. But hey, at least nobody got their jaw broken this time.

-Later that morning-

"Are we.. should we help her?" Alisaie said as she and everyone else watched Krile rather possessively hug the now Lalafell Naruko… who was thankful, fully dressed.

"No. No I don't think we will." Y'shtola said not looking up from her crossword puzzle "Just let Krile have this."

Honestly the scene was extremely wholesome and Krile deserved being able to hug Naruko with either her getting picked up(admittedly her favourite way) or Naruko kneeling down. Especially after those depressingly painful months before she agreed to Nanamo's offer.

However, over with Naruko and Krile, things were not as innocent as it outwardly looked. Something Y'shtola knew as she could hear the horrifically perverse things Krile was whispering to Naruko.

"We as so fucking tonight." Krile whispered as she nuzzled the crook of Naruko's neck. "I am going to do so many disgustingly perverse things to you. hehehe."

Yeah Krile's kinda.. terrible when it comes to flirting. Honestly it'd be endearing if it didn't raise questions about just how poor her social skills were.

"I'm standing right here y'know?" Nanamo said with a raised brow. "Oh I know." Krile said, slightly muffled by Naruko's shoulder.

Nanamo blinked a few times "Carry on then." she said with a shrug.

"So… is anyone going to explain how Naruko somehow got turned into a Lalafell?" Lyse asked.

Naruko sighed and gently pulled from Krile's grip, getting a small, cute whimper from the cat hooded woman.

The recently transformed Warrior of Light went on to explain that Tataru had found out that Naruko had stumbled upon some Fantasia over her travels and decided it would be funny to prank her by lacing her drink with some last night. No more than a shot glass of it, but it was enough to turn her into a Lalafell it seemed.

As she was explaining, Kan-E-Senna was going over Naruko with her magic to see if the change was permanent.

"Well, given how much you consumed.. I would estimate this will last.. hmm, possibly twenty four to forty eight hours." Kan-E-Senna said as she lowered her hands. "I would recommend you not do anything strenuous in that time.. and no using that aether phallus spell of yours. Twelve know what side effects it could have."

Off to the side, Krile slowly raised her hand.

"Yes Krile. You can use it on her." Kan-E said, rolling her eyes.

Krile fist pumped with a quiet yes as everyone just stared at her dumbfounded.

Just how repressed was this girl? Oh right… extremely.

"My still head hurts." A pained voice came from the table across from Naruko.

Kan-E-Senna sighed "You have a minor concussion, Tataru. It will go away in a few hours.. as long as you keep sipping on that Hi-Potion."

"But it tastes like feet." Tataru whined "Can't you just use your White Magic?"

"I could." Kan-E-Senna began, causing Tataru to perk up "But then you wouldn't learn your lesson about spiking people's drinks with body altering substances." The Elder Seedseer finished in a scolding tone.

Tataru simply pouted as she leaned against the table and took a sip of the bright green potion before gagging. Tataru gave Y'shtola a pleading look only for the cat-eared woman to shake her head.

Then she looked at Nanamo who gave her the middle finger with Krile just shrugging at her, and then she settled on Naruko and gave her best puppy eyes.

"Not happening, love." Naruko shook her head.

"Awwww.. please dear? Pleeeeeeeeaaaasssse?" Tataru begged.

But Naruko held firm "Tataru, if you gave me more than a shot glass of Fantasia, it would have been permanent. And as much as I'm enjoying being able to hug you, Nanamo and Krile at your level.. I highly doubt that adding body dysphoria to the list of shit thats fucked up with me is a good idea. Especially after you saw how badly I freaked out initially before I chased you outside." She said as she approached the lilac haired woman.

"O-oh.." Yeah now Tataru was feeling fucking horrible. She had never intended for Naruko to almost have a full on breakdown this morning.. it was just supposed to be a harmless prank…

"Hey, none of that." Naruko said as she saw Tataru clearly starting to spiral.

Naruko pulled the now taller woman into a hug "I'm not angry." Naruko said softly as she kissed Tataru gently on the lips.

"Promise?" Tataru murmured. Naruko kissed her again "Promise."

The moment however, was cut short by the sound of someone coughing into their first.

"Well.. I would suppose that our meeting shall be postponed another day?" Raubahn said awkwardly.

Kan-E-Senna nodded in agreement "Yes.. that may be for the better. I assume everyone else is fine with this?"

Aymeric and Merlwyb both agreed with the idea. Kan-E-Senna turned to the Domain representative "Would that be fine with you as well?"

"I mean.. yeah I suppose it would be." The young red headed woman said scratching the back of her head, only for the pale eyed woman next to her to stomp on her foot "Ow! What the hell Hinata?"

"My apologies Mito-sama, but Kushina-sama ordered me to do so if you did not display proper decorum." The now named Hinata said stoically.

"Oh come oooonn… Onee-chan is casual with them." Mito pouted.

"Yes, but Naruko-sama is both the Warrior of Light and their close friend."

Mito continued to pout "Fine.." turning to Kan-E-Senna, Mito bowed "I humbly apologise for my disrespect before. And agree that postponing the meeting is the best course of action." The Kunoichi said before standing upright "Better, Hina-chan?"

"Very much so, Mito-sama."

Kan-E-Senna blinked a moment before nodding her head. "Well then.. I suppose we should tell our subordinates about the change of plans."

With that, the Eorzean leaders exited the Rising Stones, along with the majority of the Scions. Leaving Naruko, her girlfriends, Mito and Hinata along with Y'shtola who was still doing her crossword.

Suddenly, Mito grabbed Hinata's face. The pale eyed woman let out a cute squeak as Mito pulled her into a deep kiss.

A moment later, Mito pulled away. Leaving an extremely red faced Hinata "M-M-Mito-chan!? W-we are i-in public!" She yelped in embarrassment

"Yes and?" Mito said with a grin "Why is it an issue if I kiss my beautiful wife?"

Naruko chuckled at the sight "There's the easily embarrassed girl I remember."

"O-of course I'm embarrassed, Naruko!" Hinata whined, causing Naruko to laugh harder.

However as she was laughing, Naruko noticed Mito staring at her intensely "Hehe.. W-what's heh.. what's with the intense look, little sis?"

Mito was silent.

"Imma do it." The technically younger sister said suddenly.

Hinata's eyes widened "Mito, no.."

"Mito yes!" Mito shouted as she sprinted surprisingly fast towards her sister.

"Mito what are you..!?" Naruko said only to be picked up and pulled into a tight hug.

"By the Kami you're so small and adorable!" Mito squealed in excitement.

Hinata facepalmed while Nanamo and the others stared at what was happening somewhere bemused.

"Now she knows how Tataru felt all those times when she just randomly picked her up." Y'shtola said, not looking up from her crossword.

(Later that night)

After everything had settled down and Mito had finally relinquished her hold on Naruko, everyone had gathered back in the Rising Stones for dinner later that evening before turning in for the night.

It was currently 12:25 AM and for the most part, everyone was asleep.

Well except for Y'shtola who was still engrossed in her crossword puzzle and Kan-E-Senna who was reading a book about a reclusive Chocolate maker inviting a group of children into his factory via golden ticket… and then there was poor Alisaie, who was lying in bed wide eyed due to her room being across from Naruko's.

Speaking of Naruko.

(Naruko's room)

Plap plap plap*

"Fuuuuck!" Krile moaned as she thrust her aetheric member into Naruko's pussy "She's like a damn vice." She gasped as she adjusted her grasp on the red-blonde haired Lalafell's hips, allowing Naruko to wrap her legs around the brown haired woman's waist letting her thrust even deeper.

"Mmph!" Naruko moaned around Nanamo's own glowing cock as her lover thrust the aether based member down her throat.

"In.. indeed." Nanamo panted as she felt her climax rapidly approaching. "Heh.. you're loving this, aren't you?" Nanamo said as she groped and fondled Naruko's breast.

Naruko responded by giving Nanamo a slap on the ass. "Oh you cheeky bitch." Nanamo moaned.

Off to the side, Tataru lay face down on a pillow, a thin trail of faintly glowing, blue tinted cum leaking from her womanhood with more of said aether rich fluid adorning her face, back and hair. To say that Nanamo and Krile let her have it would be an underestimate.

"Oh.. oh fuck I'm.. I'm gonna.. ahhhnn!" Krile buried her length in Naruko's pussy as she let out a deluge of hot, aether rich cum into the depths of her waiting pussy. "Mmph!" Naruko's eyes rolled back as she came, her legs pulling Krile deeper.

A moment later, Nanamo followed suit. Emptying her load down Naruko's throat.

Krile flopped forward bonelessly as Nanamo withdrew her glowing cock from Naruko's mouth, allowing a few spurts of cum to land on Naruko's face and hair as the aetheric cock faded slowly.

"That *gasp* that was amazing." Krile gasped as she snuggled against Naruko as the redhead trembled from the aftershocks of her own orgasm.

"Quite so." Nanamo agreed as she flopped down beside them "Did you enjoy yourself my love?" The young monarch asked, kissing Naruko on the cheek.

Naruko gave a short nod as she breathed in large lungfuls of air. "That.. was.. awesome." She said, grasping Krile's hips.

Nanamo grinned as she saw the look in Naruko's eye. Krile was in for quite the ride it seemed.

"Say Krile."

Krile looked up at Naruko from her position on her chest "Yes love?"

"Ready for round four?" Naruko asked with a smirk

Krile's pupils shrunk as she felt something warm press against her pussy "Oh.. I'm in danger."

"Mhmm.. yes. Yes you are." Nanamo smirked as Naruko thrust up, burying all nine and a half ilms of her length into Krile's waiting pussy.

"Oh gods!"

Yeah suffice to say, this continued for quite a while.

(The next morning)

"I can't feel my butt."

"You brought that on yourself, Tataru… though I will admit it's a shame Naruko isn't a Lalafell anymore… I was curious how she would have looked in my royal finery."

"And you say I'm a pervert."

Naruko's eyes opened blearily.

"Huh?" She slurred, still half asleep.

"I said, you're a Hyur again, my love." Nanamo said, resting her head on Naruko's breast "Though I'm pretty sure your breasts are a bit bigger as well" she said, gently grabbing at Naruko's left tit.

"Ok.." Naruko murmured, pulling Nanamo closer. "I totally would have looked amazing in your dress by the way." She said with a smirk, causing Nanamo to blush softly at being caught.

"Well I.. ahem.. I.." Nanamo stuttered.

"Bet you looooved being taller than me as well." Naruko grinned.

Nanamo just blushed brighter and buried her face between Naruko's tits.

Then she felt it. A surge of.. something from between her legs.

"I think Krile's going for round six, by the way." Tataru chuckled.

Ah that's probably what it was. Looking down, Naruko saw a Lalafell sized object under the blanket. Conveniently where her crotch was

"I felt something poke me." Krile's slightly muffled voice came from under the blanket.

Odd. Another spike of pleasure(?) shot through Naruko.

"Naruko, I thought that the Aether Penis thing fades out after use." Krile continued.

Naruko was confused. "It ah.. it does."

"Then what the hell am I stroking?"

Naruko, Tataru and Nanamo's eyes widened before Tataru tore the blanket off.

"Oh… my." Krile stared at the 100% non-aether based penis in her hand. It was roughly an inch bigger than when Naruko did the Aether thing and was throbbing more.

"That's a penis." Tataru said dumbly

"Yes… it is." Krile murmured as she absently continued to stroke it.

"Krile. Maybe you should-" Nanamo began

"Oh..FUCK!" Naruko howled out as she bucked her hips as Krile's thumb rubbed over a particularly sensitive spot on the head. And Krile who had been in front of her newfound cock was on the receiving end of the deluge of cum that shot out of said penis.

After a few moments, Naruko stopped bucking her hips and laid limply on the bed "Fuuuuuuuuck… that was.. oh fuck."

"Y'know, I've heard of giving your girlfriend a bukkake, but holy hell Naruko." Tataru said in shock.

"Huh.. what do you..oh." Naruko lifted her head and saw what she had done.

Krile was still seated between her legs, Her hand still wrapped around her still somewhat hard member.. said hand and her face however were thoroughly covered in cum. Like, a lot.

A single blue eye stared down at the offending appendage in a mixture of shock and disbelief. Krile's other eye was essentially plastered shut from the sheer volume of cum.

"Tastes kinda bitter."

Nanamo and Naruko shook themselves out of their shock and stared at Tataru, who had scooped up some of the cum on Krile's hand and had decided to taste it.

"What?"

"That was so fucking hot." Krile managed to murmur out. Getting an exasperated look from Nanamo.

With a sigh, Nanamo slid off the bed and put one of Naruko's shirts on "I'm gonna go get Kan-E-Senna."

Roughly half an hour later, Naruko was seated at the foot of her bed as Kan-E-Senna scolded her for being so reckless.

"I told you Naruko. I told you not to use that spell and you still did." The Elder Seedseer said, bonking Naruko on the head with her staff.

"Ow!" Naruko whined, clutching her head.

"You're lucky this is all it did to you, you.. you bloody idiot!"

Wow, Kan-E was pissed.

Nanamo raised her hand "Uh.. quick question."

"Yes, Nanamo?"

"Where uh.. where exactly does her cum come from? She doesn't exactly.. y'know.. have testicles. Because a lot came out… like a lot, a lot." Nanamo asked, pointing at Krile who was in the shower in the connected bathroom and was still trying to get the rest of the cum out of her hair. "It's still not coming out!"

"I've heard it's good for your hair." Tataru chimed in from behind her as she scrubbed the brown haired Lalafells hair.

"Not helping!"

"Hey you were the one who was basking in it."

"Shut up.."

Kan-E-Senna was quiet for a few minutes before answering. "Some things are better left unanswered, Nanamo. The truth may very well break your already fragile mind." She said cryptically.

"So you don't have a clue." Tataru cut in.

"Shut up Tataru."

"That's as good as admitting it!"


Bet you never expected this.

First Lemon and it was Naruko getting double teamed by Nanamo and Krile, and because Naruko ignored(forgot) Kan-E-Senna's warning, she's a futa now. And before you ask. This was planned from the start.

Sorry if the lemon was kinda shit. I have literally never written smut before and as you already know, I'm not the best writer as is.

Also yes, the crossword puzzle Y'shtola was doing is the same one that Naruko mentioned in her journal several chapters ago. It may or may not reset itself every other week with new questions and Naruko just leaves it at the Rising Stones.

And as for why Mito and Hinata were there instead of Kushina or Hien? Simple, Nanamo still doesn't want Hien anywhere in Eorzea until he apologises to Naruko of an undisclosed event that will be covered in the future and Kushina had a bad cold. So I hope you like how Mito and Hinata act as well as the fact that they are married. And yes, Hinata is Mito's age. Any of the Konoha 12 that may or may not appear in this are the same.

Anywho, I hope you enjoyed this and I'll see you all next time… if any of you see this seeing as the fucking site is shitting the bed and the fuckers have yet to fix it... I just wanna see my analytics man.

Oh and before I leave ya. Here's a height chart in case you are curious.

Naruko: 5'4

Lalafell Naruko: 2'8

Nanamo: 3'0

Tataru: 2'11

Krile: 2'10

Yes, Nanamo loved being taller than Naruko for a little bit, and as you saw, Krile did as well. And yes, these are Nanamo, Tataru and Krile's canonical heights believe it or not. I actually looked it up. Krile is the minimum height for a Lalafell so Naruko was slightly under minimum height, which is part of why she went kinda berserk. She's kinda like Edward Elric from FMA when it comes to her short stature only more secretly insecure and less prone to snapping about it.. not that she doesn't though. She gets real mad when people call her a kid.