A ten thousand year old secret, revealed by chance
So I decided to do a continuation of -To you, Ten thousand years from now- still debating on whether or not I'm gonna turn it into its own story.
Nanamo sighed as the questions from the press continued to be shouted.
It had been ten hours since the USJ incident. Ten hours since the so-called 'League of Villains' had attempted to murder the students of Class 1-A. Normally, an official press conference or statement would happen a few days after something like this… though sadly, there was a reason why it was happening so soon.
Nanamo had decided to tag along with the class today. A surprise to be sure, given that the Lalafellin woman was not a Hero and all.
Ah the looks on her dear students faces when she summoned her old blade Durandal and joined Eraserhead in fighting back the villains. It'd been far, far too long since she had a good fight.. thank the Twelve she opted to wear something more casual today, instead her usual dress shirt and pants. The last time was around a hundred years back when that All For One fella tried to steal her 'Quirk' only for him to swiftly realise that she was the real deal and fled with his dignity dribbling down his pant leg after she slapped him so hard he got sent flying through several dozen trees and then proceeded to beat him with a stick she found.. ahh, good times.
Nanamo sighed again.. her presence however, hadn't been enough. Though one could argue that what had happened was not her fault and was a freak chance.. the fact remains that she should have sensed it.
This being the reason why this press conference was happening. For after the fighting was done, and that Shigiraki manchild had fled… one Mina Ashido fell afoul of a small tear in reality. A tear that led to the Sealed Sanctuary. And given the nature of the incident, the Loporitts were requested to send one of theirs to aid in explaining the situation… sadly, said expert just so happened to be Livingway… so you could imagine awkwardness.
"As such, Miss Ashido was likely deposited in a relatively safe location. And seeing as the number of pocket dimensions are finite, we assume, given the description of the tear. That she was accidentally sent to the Sealed Sanctuary." Livingway said, standing on her chair. "Are there any questions?"
A blue skinned woman with lilac hair raised her hand.
"Is it true that Ashido is being investigated as a possible member of the League of Villains?"
Nanamo glared at the reporter who asked that question. "And pray tell where did you hear that curious bit of information?" Nanamo asked the blue skinned woman icily.
Chitose's eyes widened a moment. "Oh.. it's.. just a rumor is all." she stammered out. Knowing full well her cover may be blown.
"Well Chitose-san, what happened to Mina is entirely unrelated to the incident at the USJ. So please don't bring up such meaningless rumors." Nanamo said, sitting back down.
However, before any of the reporters could continue with their questions, Nanamo's phone began to ring.
Nanamo frowned for a moment. 'By Nald if that's you Manami, we will be having words. Especially if this is about that blasted video game that you're playing.'
Grabbing her phone from the table, the Lalafell woman's eyes widened at the caller ID
Mina Ashido
Raising her hand to silence the cacophony of voices, she answered the phone. Linking it to the speaker and main screen for all to hear as she did so.
"Ashido-san… Mina are you-"
" Well well well…" Nanamo and Livingway's eyes widened in horror and shock as an all too familiar voice spoke " I was surprised when young Mina said you were her teacher. Heh, honestly thought you'd have offed yourself by now Nanamo." The woman said.
"Is.. is that.." Livingway stuttered.
" Ahh, Livingway! Good to hear you're still around old friend. How's Puddingway? Last I heard he found out about savoury puddings and went a little barmy."
However before anyone could speak another voice came faintly from the phone " Momma! Miss Mina is getting chased by Chauncey again." A young girl shouted from assumedly outside the room the woman was in.
"Oh for the love of… that fucking kid is a gods damn retard." The woman said with a huff as the sound of the phone being put on something was heard "What part of don't go near the fucking Goobbue don't you get…"
With that the room went silent for a second time.
"Did.. did she just say Goobbue? As.. as in the things that went extinct hundreds of years ago?" Midnight asked baffled by the statement.
However before anyone could answer, a rustling sound came from the speaker as the screen suddenly showed a young girl that couldn't have been no older than seven with long white hair, red eyes and a small horn on the side of her head looking surprised " Oh! Did I do that?" Young girl murmured to herself.
Nanamo however, looked as if she was about to have a full blown panic attack. Who was this small child? Why was she in the Sealed Sanctuary? Why was she calling Naruko 'Momma'? Why did she.. look.. like.. Tamamo… oh dear.
Ok, this was fine. This was fine… Naruko using creation magic to recreate Azem's daughter was completely fine and totally not concerning at all. Of course the child could have wound up there like how Mina did, sure. But given that there hadn't been any reports of missing children fitting the description, she'd say otherwise.
Taking a calming breath(and also sending a rather scathing glare towards the reporters that were about to start shouting for answers), Nanamo addressed the young girl "Excuse.. may I.. may I ask your name dear?"
The girl looked confused for a moment "Why?"
"Well, so I can address you properly. My name is Nanamo." Nanamo responded.
Again the girl stared at the phone "Oh… it's Nunya." she said with a nod.
"Huh?" Nanamo looked at the others confused, to which they just shrugged. Nanamo took a sip of her water before asking again.. however..
"Nunya fucking business." Nanamo choked on her drink, causing her to spit water across the table.
"Young lady.. that was very rude." Nanamo said after a few moments.
"Well Momma told me not to trust any Lalafell called Nanamo. She said you were the reason that she was stuck here and that you were a.. a.. what did Momma say?... Oh! A fucking whore! That's what she said." The girl said, smiling proudly.
What was Naruko teaching this poor child!?
(Several hours earlier)
Poke*
"I dunno Boko. I think she's dead."
Kweh!
"You said that about that Opo-Opo too and I still have nightmares."
Kweh!
"It had maggots in it's eyes! It's eyes!"
This is what Mina woke up to.
"Oh hey, she's waking up.
Kweh!
"Rude!"
Mina slowly opened her eyes "W-wha.." only to be greeted by an extremely adorable girl wearing a white and red outfit that had a cute cat-eared hood, and a Chocobo. "Ah.. cool." She murmured before closing her eyes again…
Wait, A CHOCOBO!?
Mina shot up wide eyed. Standing a few feet away from her was a white plumed Chocobo "Oh… my.. god." Mina fumbled to her feet and staggered over to the majestic bird.
"Uhh miss?" The girl tried to call out just as the pink skinned girl hugged the Chocobo.
"Oh my goooooood! I never thought I'd ever be able to see an actual Chocobo!" She squealed in excitement.
The younger girl was perplexed "It's just a Chocobo though?"
Kweh! Boko seemed to be enjoying the attention though and the Pink teen was all for petting the bird.. that was until the smell hit her, causing her to vomit.
"I tried to warn ya.." Eri said, watching the older girl dry heave.
"I thought *urp*… I thought the stories of the smell were exaggerated." Mina gagged.
Now Eri was even more confused. "Stories?" Why would there be stories about a common fact?
"Y-yeah. Y'know… because Chocobos went extinct around the time Quirks popped up." Mina said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Eri tilted her head "What's extinct mean?" she asked cutely, making Mina remember that she was talking to a young child.
"Oh!.. Uh it uhh.." Luckily(or unluckily) another voice chimed in.
"It means Chocobos are all gone from Etheirys."
Turning around, Eri saw her Momma leaning against a tree. "Momma!" Eri shouted, running towards her.
The tall white haired woman chuckled as she caught the small girl and tossed her into the air before catching her. "I was wondering where you ran off too ya little gremlin." She said, causing Eri to point at Mina.
"I was looking for my socks near the beach and saw her fall from a portal thingy." Eri said excitedly. "And then I hopped on Boko and found her in the bushes."
"Really now. Well I hope my little rascal wasn't.." Naruko looked over at Mina.
The pink skinned(and rather weirdly dressed) teen was staring at her wide eyed and jaw slack. Her finger shakily pointing at Naruko.
"Hmm? Is something amiss, child?" Naruko said with a serene smile.
"Y-y-y-you're t-th-the W-w-w.." Mina sputtered, unable to properly form words.
Naruko seemed confused for a moment before a look of realisation appeared on her face "Ah! Yes, I am the Warrior of Light, dear child." She said placing Eri on the ground softly.
That seemed to overload the poor pink girl as her eyes rolled back and she collapsed like a sack of bricks.
Eri let out a cute gasp " Momma!" She said, glaring cutely at her mother "You killed her!"
(Present)
"And that's how I found Miss Mina.. oh no I forgot to find my socks!" Eri exclaimed "Aww… they were comfy too. Another pair lost to the crabs…"
The phone was silent, though the screen showed a shocked and somewhat perplexed Livingway and Nanamo with a look of utter exasperation. Like she had just given up.
"Um.. Eri, dear. Could you perhaps update us on Mina?" The pretty lady with long spiky hair that was sitting next to Nanamo asked.
"Ok!" Eri grabbed the phone and ran out of the room. Giving those on the other side of the screen a brief glimpse of the Sealed Sanctuary as she ran towards an open field.
There they saw what was indeed a Goobbue waddling away and Naruko herself scolding a drenched Mina who Nanamo noted was wearing something that looked striking similar to what Lyse wore during the liberation of Doma, only without the necklace, gloves and sabatons and with longer shorts.
As Eri got closer, they could hear Naruko berating the eighteen year old hero student.
"I told you not to go near the Goobbues, but noooooo. You just had too didn't you, ya idiot." Naruko said, smacking the teen across the back of her head. "You're lucky Chauncey just wanted to play."
"That was playing!?" Mina shouted. Her soaked hair covering her eyes.
"Yes. If he was gonna eat you he would have. Besides, be happy he just sneezed on you."
"I'M COVERED IN SNOT!" Mina shouted, parting her fringe with a look of disgust so she could see "And I think some got in my mouth…" She gagged.
"And it's your own damn fault… oh.. Hey Eri." Naruko said, looking at her daughter.
Eri simply held up the phone to show Naruko and Mina the screen.
"Oh.. hey Nanamo-sensei." The pink girl said softly.
"Sensei? Ohoho yeah that's right, this fucking bitch is a teacher now!" Naruko laughed.
Mina frowned at Naruko "That's not very nice. She's your descendent after all."
Naruko stopped laughing and looked at Mina like she was crazy, and then she looked at the phone and saw Nanamo scrambling to end the call only for Livingway to yank her away.
Looking back at Mina, Naruko blinked a few times "Nanamo and I never had children. Sure I got the parts due to that Fantasia incident.. but I know she wasn't pregnant when the Grand Company of Eorzea voted to seal me in here."
Mina stared at Naruko in shock "B-but she had your name? And.. and she has stuff that was passed down from.. from.. seal? What?"
"Nope. She ain't my descendant. And no shit she still goes by Nanamo Uzumaki… or should I say Nanamo Ul Uzumaki. After all, we never did get divorced." Naruko said casually. Eri's eyes lit up "Does that mean I have two mommas!?"
Naruko simply laughed and nodded her head, Not knowing the absolute nuclear bomb she just detonated.
(Meanwhile)
Crystal Consortium HQ
-CEO's Assistant Manami Aiba's office-
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* *Bang*
Manami slammed her head into her desk harder and harder as the live feed of the UA press conference played on her computer monitor. And on her second monitor, email after email notification continued to pop up.
"You're going to concuss yourself at this point."
Looking up from her desk, the red headed Lalafell glared at the other Lalafell woman that was seated across the room, eating her snacks.
The Lalafell woman was dressed in a partially unbuttoned blue shirt showing her black undershirt(probably a sports bra, knowing her) with black slacks and worn boots. Her hair went down past her rear and was a chestnut brown with the occasional streak of white. And while her she looked in her late twenties, her crystal blue eyes showed experience and age far beyond her appearance.. though her features were marred by a pair of dark eye bags. And finally, a duo of tattoos graced either side of her neck, indicating her status as an Archon of Sharlayan.
Behind her, however. A yellow cat-eared hoodie was draped across the seat she was occupying.
"Go fuck yourself Baldesion. This is serious." Manami growled.
"Uh uh ah, that's Archon Baldesion. Dear Manami."
Manami threw an empty can of coffee at the other woman. Causing her to laugh as she ducked out of the way.
"Oh calm down. The truth was going to come out sooner or later. This is a good thing."
Manami rolled her eyes "I know that… I'm more worried about how Nanamo is taking this. She looked like she having a panic attack multiple times." The red head sighed leaning back in her custom gaming chair.
"Serves her fucking right." The older woman muttered.
"Don't start Krile." Manami glared.
Krile rolled her eyes "You're several millennia too young to intimidate me, girl."
"Whatever you say granny."
Krile sat up straight with a glare, causing Manami to smirk.
"I know where you live, brat." Krile ground out.
"Oh I'm sooo scared. What are you gonna do, spank me?" The redhead snickered as she replied to a handful of emails.
"You'd like that. You degenerate." Krile shot back.
"Oh I'm the degenerate? Nanamo's told me a lot of stories about you. Like the time you demanded Naruko to pick you up and use you like an onahole." Manami said with a grin, only for it to get no reaction.
"I like what I like." Krile shrugged. "Though nothing beats Nanamo's roleplay stuff. Fucking depraved."
The both of them laughed at that for a few moments. But the situation still loomed overhead.
Krile let out a sigh and leaned back "So… Do I call Y'shtola now or when Nanamo gets back?"
Manami let out a strained laugh "Fuck that. Let Nanamo handle her… that woman scares me."
Krile chuckled, "She's not that bad." She said, looking back at Manami who was just staring at her flatly.
Shaking her head, Manami reached into her mini fridge and pulled out a can of coffee. "Y'know, I never asked.. but how is Y'shtola still alive? You and Nanamo I get, the Echo is bullshit and all… and Naruko is essentially a god being but what about her?" Manami asked as she opened her coffee and took a long sip.
Krile sat up "Well it's Y'shtola. No shit she figured out immortality… but in all honesty, it's because she got stuck in the Lifestream twice and then had her body remade with creation magic that was empowered by Hydaelyn. She probably accidentally rejoined to an extent… that or she's using Fantasia. I'm not actually sure, because her reason changes every time she's asked."
Manami sat back "Huh… weird."
Krile laughed "That's not weird. Her giving herself a cock so she could knock up that Viera girl she was dating twenty seven years ago, that was weird."
Manami's eyes widened "Wait, what?"
Krile just smirked but didn't answer.
And done.
This is what happens when I write while tired. You get crackish nonsense with bits of plot. Eh, it works. Hit me up in the reviews if you think I should turn this into its own thing.
And now for… you guessed it, Dossiers! And yes, most of Manami's bio is her canon one.
Krile Maya Baldesion
Race: Lalafell(Milalla)
Age: 10027
Sex:F
Hair: Brown(White streaks)
Eyes: Blue
Bio: An Archon of Sharlayan and a notorious recluse. Krile lives in the rebuilt Students of Baldesion HQ on the Isle of Val and rarely does she leave. To the public she is the descendant of the Naruko and herself, similar to how Nanamo's story is that she is Naruko and her own descendant.
Despite her misgivings towards Nanamo, she still loves her and will help her… even if she hates it.
Extra information:
Has become incredibly smug as a coping mechanism.
Married Tataru a few years after Naruko was sealed…outlived her
Became extremely depressed for a few centuries
Nanamo pulled her out of her depressed funk
Occasionally takes over a random class at the school.
Tends to stay up all night watching anime or playing MMO's or RPG's
Picked up a smoking habit a few centuries back.
Works out for at least two hours every day.
Tried breaking into the Sealed Sanctuary more than once
Naruko actually asked Her and Tataru to leave her because she was afraid she'd hurt them
She never wanted to and was talked into it it after weeks of being against it
Straight up tried to murder Nanamo the day Naruko was sealed
Eri is her adorable little unicorn and she will slaughter anyone that harms her
Eri calls her mum
Yes she cried the first time
She acts like a mixture of how she used to and how Naruko used to act
The first thing she said to Naruko when she met her again was that she wants a hug
While hugging Naruko she displayed her 10/10 flirting skills once more and loudly asked Naruko if she'd like to use her like a onahole
Everyone heard her. Everyone. Eri still wants to know what an Onahole is but nobody will tell her no matter how hard she pouts.
Works out for at least two hours every day.
Took up professional painting/drawing...she draws R34 under a pseudonym.
Manami Aiba
Race: Lalafell
Age: 22
Sex:F
Hair: Magenta
Eyes: Pink with purple rings
Quirk: Love
Bio: At the beginning of summer vacation in her first year of middle school, Manami Aiba wrote a long love letter to a schoolmate she liked who, in return, dismissed said letter and made fun of her with his friends, thinking of her as a stalker. Pained by the rejection and mockery, Manami stopped believing in anything and fell into a depressive state.
She became a reclusive adolescent with no goals or aspirations, gluing herself to her computer all day long, even contemplating suicide. At some point during this time period, she hacked into The Crystal Consortium's systems, replacing their ads with "Optic Kitty" just to see if she could.
Several days later, when returning home from grocery shopping. She was met by none other than Nanamo Uzumaki, the head of the Crystal Consortium. The meeting, which Manami thought would end in her arrest or worse, actually resulted in her being hired as Nanamo's personal assistant. Now, Manami has found a new cause to live for. To repay Nanamo for her kindness and to help her smile again… even if it means she has to play cupid and get her back together with her estranged wife and girlfriend.
Extra Information:
Expert hacker
Can't cook.. like, at all. Burns water
Was kicked out of her apartment and now lives at Nanamo's place… though it's mainly because she tried to kill herself six months into her employment after a particularly bad week.
Is Nanamo's best friend
Knows the truth about Nanamo
Drinks a lot of coffee
Eats a lot of sweets
Is a lightweight.
Has her hair down often. Mainly because Nanamo and Naruko think it suits her more.
Nanamo taught her basic Thaumaturgy
Has a crush on Nanamo but knows Nanamo still loves Naruko
Has had a crush on Naruko since she was twelve and she watched a documentary about her made by the Loporitts
Is currently cooking up a plan to get Naruko back together with Nanamo and Krile.
Only then will she shoot her shot.
Drunkenly admitted that she wanted Naruko to mating press her
Didn't leave her room for an entire day after that out of sheer embarassment
Plays way too many video games
Has a backlog of over sixty games
Got yelled at by Nanamo for letting Eri play Resident Evil 2 Remake.
Eri ended up having nightmares for a month which made her feel even worse.
Extensive sex toy collection
Yet again, was yelled at by Nanamo because Eri opened a package of new dildos while thinking it was the box of snacks Manami ordered and started swinging the largest one around like a sword. Naruko thought it was hilarious.
Due to being a Lalafell in this, her physique is similar to Mary Muffin.. and she will be just as thirsty(if you know, you know)
And that's all. Like I said before, the me if you think I should continue this
