Chapter 2: Devil Lettuce Made Me Do it
Later on that same day at Tegridy Farms that Randy was out on the field working on his weed crop when Mrs. Jameson arrived with her followers in hope to gain alliance with the former PC police enforcer Randy Marsh. Now he had jumped off the pc movement now he is overly obsessed with his weed farm at this point of time. Randy was busy with working on his tractor to harvest the weed for products when Edna Jameson and her followers , The South Park Christian Parent Group of Liberty came up to him.
"Hello there again, Mr. Marsh." Edna Jameson spoke up that Randy was working under the tractor.
"Randy, we have visitors?" Towelie whispered that Randy had rolled out from under of the tractor at that moment.
"Mrs. Jameson, what are you doing here on this surprise visit out to the farm?" Randy muttered in great shock that he doesn't care about the PC movement anymore. Now he only cares about his weed products and farm that he had been neglecting his family from this latest obsession and a tense rivalry with Steven Black's Credigree Weed farm.
"Mr. Marsh, we need your help to get this satanic metal festival banned from our community to faint the souls of youth." Edna said, as she had shown him a flyer of the Portal to Hell metal festival.
"What is this?" Randy mumbled under his breath, as he had shown Towelie the flyer that Towelie was making money hand sign to Randy, which Randy nodded in a great agreement.
"Those hooded satanic punks are planning to have a metal festival here to open a portal to hell to summon Satan." Mrs. Jameson clamored loudly... Both Randy and Towelie were sitting there looking high as a kite from smoking a joint, and bored by her clamoring. "Mayor McDaniels seems to don't care about the corruption of our community at all."
"Wait a minute that you want to cancel the biggest money making event in town?" Randy snapped back at her cancel culture war on a metal festival that brings money into the community.
"Yes, I am canceling it that it is evil." Edna confirmed her own culture war that she had been on a crusade against anything is not pure in her narrow mind.
"Sorry, Edna that I am not PC anymore that I am a business man now that I need to feed my family and keep my business afloat." Randy spoke up to refuse the offer to join the latest culture war... Inside his own mind that he was dreaming of making that money during the festival. That is when Sharon, Stan and Shelly had walked upon them that Stan hates this Karen for a while now that she had called him and his friends as devilish imps.
"Randy!" Sharon voiced her disgust toward her husband and the church Karen. Edna was giving a dark glare that she thinks he is possessed by a demon during his band, Crimson Dawn's performance at the Autumn Festival.
"So you care more about selling devil lettuce over saving souls from condemnation of hell?" Edna protested that Randy blow her off at that moment. It had send her into a complete rage that she and her followers were stormed away from them.
"What a fucking ignorant moral superior bitch?" Shelly hissed out loudly.
"Randy, keep that crazy woman away from our farm and kids!" Sharon demanded that she has a bad vibes off her. "I mean it, Randy that she had tried to kidnap Stan to do an exorcist on him, because he has a metal band and has those cookie monster vocals.
Anointed Scapegoat
(The Orator)
I had been chosen to be the scapegoat of the current era
I am the pack leader of the wolves disguised as your own arrogance, greed and ignorance to bring it back to you
The jagged mirror within yourself is showing the monster within is hiding behind your human mask
I laugh at your arrogance for the hell that you had created on Earth
I walk through hell like a fearless warrior
The Morrígan grant me strength and focus on the battleground of the moral superior
(Demonica)
My Ravens will guide you to victory
The Blinded fools who follows the venomous snippets of the ignorant ones
The endless cycle of cruelty and ignorance is continuing
I am known as the vicious crone as a goddess of battle
Blood smeared on my tattered war gown
I am the promise of renewal
(The Orator)
A modern day Lucifer who rebelled against the plot
A rebel being am I
This hellish plane is your own design created by your own arrogance, greed and ignorance
Feed me your hate
Feed me your greed
Feed me your ego
I use your venom against you like a poisoned dart came from the darkness
Hell follows me that I bid you welcome
(Demonica)
Skeletons crawling out of your closets
I have the universal skeleton key to unlock the deepest of your soul
False saints parade themselves with moral superiority
Two wrongs bring hell upon the scarred flesh of Gaia
Open sinners are the truest broken saints
The monster is you... Look looks in the fucking mirror
I am the one to suffer for your misdeeds, because I refuse to submit to the venomous snippets of the narrative.
I am the devil that you all are going to burn with me.
Curse me all you want for the hell that you all created in the world
Burnt Martyr's new album, Age of the Apocalypse playing on Pete's stereo inside his bedroom that the Goth kids had gathered to write dark poems and listen to the new album. An early gift from his cousin, Alex who is the vocalist of Burnt Martyr.
"Pete, your cousin have major rage and darkness within." Firkle said that they were sitting in his sitting area that was done up in horror franchise items and typical Goth furniture.
"His vocals is a demon out of hell… It is cool as hell." Henrietta added as she was reading a horror novel. Michael had put his favorite song from the album on.
Where all light die
(The Orator)
The decent of humanity had begun
Corrupted by their own arrogance, greed and ignorance
Behold the road to self-destruction for the blinded human fools
Gaia is on a warpath for extinction of the human race
(Demonica)
Hell fire burns brightly from humanity's sins
Feels the wrath of Gaia at hand
This is self-destruction
Hell on Earth that is created by humans' own corrupted hand
(The Orator)
The dark legions celebrates the end of humanity
Peace really means reloading your weapons of mass destruction
Primal bloodlust never bred out of our lovely species
We are the true antichrist within ourselves
The rulers of our domains of hell we are
(Guitar solo)
(Demonica)
Hell fire burns brightly from humanity's sins
Feels the wrath of Gaia at hand
This is self-destruction
Hell on Earth that is created by humans' own corrupted hand
Behold our self-destruction at hand
(The Orator)
The gullible population on both sides had failed to open their own eyes that the elites are playing a game of mental warfare to divide, put fear for control, power and greed
Fucking hate and fear sells
Pulls the blind folds off your eyes to see the real world
Behold the skeletons and rivers of blood from the victims of the endless witch hunts
I am the scapegoat to blame for your own misdeeds
Fuck Humanity that you shall burn with me
We are blinded by our own darkness within.
The light of redemption is slowly becoming dim.
As we as a species descends into the fiery netherworld.
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Cut to Alex's patrol car that Alex had rolled into a deserted parking lot to do some paperwork. All sudden he had decided to use his tablet to zoom his sister, Annie aka Anastasia, who is currently overseas as a volunteer member of Ukrainian international Legion. She had sent her grandmother who lived in Ukraine to South Park that McDaniels is her granddaughter to get her out of the warzone.
"Did great babusya had arrived in town yet?" Annie asked that she was dressed in camo and tactical gear as she was on Zoom with her brother.
"Yeah, she had arrived that we had put her in the downstairs guest bedroom … Aaanndd mom is not happy with you at all." Alex added that he was out of sight from prying eyes.
"I can't stand back that it had been my oath as a soldier, Alex." Annie explained herself on fighting in Ukraine and not telling her own mother.
"To Be Continued"
