Chapter 4: The Smell of the Night
Later on that same night, cut to the South Park Community Center that Edna Jameson had gathered her cultists for the annual South Park Christians against Everything membership meeting that the topic is about Burnt Martyr and the upcoming metal festival. They all are sitting in the circle of chairs that rest of the town refused to come to the BS at all.
"We are here to save souls of this town from the evil." Edna Jameson ranting angrily that she is just butthurt, which nobody in town support her false crusade against so called evil.
"The mayor refused to join our cause against the evil is corrupting our town." The older balding man added with disdain.
"Money is the root of all evil my friend." An older woman spoke as she was reading her bible.
"Hallelujah!Praise Jesus! The group shouts their disdain at the top of their lungs.
"We need to save the souls of this town!" Edna Jameson spoke at the podium.
"Hallelujah! Praise Jesus!" The group shouted again and with their arms raise in the air.
Unknown to Edna Jameson that little Eric Cartman had decided to target her house for calling him a little devil spawn earlier in the day. So he had treated himself to some KFC and curry to give her a special gift.
"Fucking evil church Karen who needs to shut the fuck up!" Cartman whispered and dressed in all black that he had taken a big pile of foul smelly shit on her mat by her front door. "Fuck you fucking bitch!" Cartman struggling ran home through the alleyways.
Next morning came that Edna had stepped out on the front porch to grab her paper that she had stepped on it that she was taken back by the foul smell. "What is this?" As she looks down and gimmicked with great disgust when she had realized that she had stepped on shit.
Cut to the bus stop that the boys were standing there that Cartman was standing looking amused at them.
"Cartman, what the hell you did now?" Kyle demanded that he had noticed that Cartman is up to something or did something foul.
"What?" Carman replied, he was acting innocent that the boys looks on.
"You better not shit on my front porch again, fat ass!" Kyle clamored at him that his fists was shaking at him.
"What are you talking about, Kahl?" Cartman spoke in an evilly innocent tone that enraged Kyle more.
Cut to the police station that Detective Sgt. Harrison Yates was sitting at his desk looking over the mounted paperwork on his desk and having a cup of hot coffee. All sudden his mood had been drained out all sudden when he had seen Edna Jameson standing there.
"What is the reason for you to complain about now, Karen?" Yates snapped that he didn't be bothered with her complaints and religious bullshit on his coffee break." You are here for spouting your religious bs or having a Karen moment to complaint." Edna Jameson was taken back by his snarky comments.
"How dare you speak to me in that matter?" Edna snapped back at him.
"Oh, I am sorry not sorry that I don't give a fuck about your complaints or religious lecturing bullshit, Karen?" Yates shot back at her that he is tired of dealing with her on a daily basis. "You are fucking wasting our time with your complaints." Ales was hiding in the back corner having his coffee, breakfast sandwich, tater tots at his desk silently giggling.
"I am going to report you to the mayor!" Edna clamored as she marched out of the police station in a big huff.
"Yeah, she probably don't listen to you either…Maybe pull that cross out of your fake purity ass." Yates angrily mumbles under his breath.
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Mayor McDaniels was standing in the staff lounge at city hall getting a cup of hot coffee, blueberry muffin and fruit parfait to take up to her office before her morning meetings. Mrs. Cunningham came up to her to warn her about Edna being there and complain again. McDaniels was standing there rolling her eyes at the announcement.
"Who fucking care about Edna Jameson and her religious Karen bullshit?" McDaniels clamored in rage. "Oh, Yates had told her off that she didn't like it at all. That is why she is here to yell at me, because of Yates… Tell her that I am in a very important meeting right now?" Alex was standing behind them with his sandwich and coffee.
"Yes, madam." Miss Cunningham to follow her boss' orders.
"Hey, mom!" Alex spoke that he had sneaked up on her which it almost gave her a heart attack.
"Goddamnit, Alexander that you almost gave me a fucking heart attack." McDaniels added as she was catching her breath as she looks at him with anger.
"Sorry. I know why Edna is on a Karen rage right now, mom." Alex quickly apologized to her. "I had heard through the grapevine that someone had taken shit on her porch last night.
"What? Someone had the balls to take a shit on Edna's property. "McDaniels asked, she was drinking coffee and eating her food that other staff were laughing at the comment. "Honestly, I don't care about Edna that she had sown it now she had reaped it."
'Someone must been very drunk from Skeeter's last night." Johnson added with laugh.
"Who cares?" McDaniels spoke with her uncaring tone as she was eating her breakfast. She had decided to hide out in the staff lounge until Edna is out of the building. Everyone was sitting at the table. McDaniels was beyond over Edna at this point. "She is still pissed at me for not withdrawing the permit for the metal festival. "It is final that I don't back down from this money making tourism gift after I had redid the stark pond area. She can kiss my ass that the festival permit is still valid."
"To Be Continued"
