Naruto the Limitless Hero
In which Naruto is half-Saiyan and half-Viltrumite, and instead of following the path of a ninja, he follows the Path of a Hero, planting "seeds" along the way.
Naruto x The Boys x Invincible x Dragonball x other superhero elements
Tags: Superhero Naruto, Multiple Crossovers, Porn with Plot
Enjoy~
[Konoha, Japan]
The Sandaime Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen, was in a council meeting and was mentally patting himself on the back. The meeting went smoothly as he, the Clan Heads, and the Advisory Board discussed the state of the village and how it was running. Missions were going smoothly, profits were up, the next generation all looked to have promising futures, and no threats to the village to be had.
With the end of the meeting in sight, everything was going his way, and Hiruzen was looking forward to finishing his painting…
"And finally, we need to discuss the Yondaime's legacies…"
…God damnit.
An audible groan of despair could be heard from the elderly leader of Konoha, with the Clan Heads glazing at him with understandable looks of pity. It was the same song and dance, no matter how good or bad the meetings went. In all honesty, they just wanted to get back to their business and report back to their clans on the village's welfare.
"And what about Minato's and Kushina's children that we need to discuss?" Hiruzen growled out at the speaker.
His old friend and one-eyed village warhawk; Shimura Danzo, the leader of ROOT.
"About how you will bring them to heel." Danzo sand while tapping his cane. "The way you allow them to fly in and out of this village will put us all in great danger. They are valuable weapons and-"
"I'm going to stop you right there, old friend. And for good this time," Hiruzen said curtly, glaring coldly at Danzo. "Let me remind you that as shinobi, we are all weapons to an extent. When it comes to the Uzumaki children, they are helping us as ambassadors of Konoha. We are lucky enough for them to consider Konoha their primary home."
"But they're dangerous-!"
"Just like all of us here at this table and in his village!" Hiruzen snapped and banged his fist on the table. "For the last and final time Danzo, I will not sanction control over the Uzumaki children, not when they're doing so much good in this world! And I'll be damned if I betray my predecessor because of misplaced fear! Uzumaki Naruto, and his elder sisters Naruko and Narumi, will not be drafted into Konoha's shinobi forces, or ROOT!"
"That we can agree on. Besides," the Matriarch of the Inuzuka clan, Inuzuka Tsume, folded her arms. "My children happen to like the girls' songs and idol work. Forcing them to work with us would be detrimental to their idol career."
"Not to mention that it's because of them that we have a lucrative trade deal with the Land of Spring." the Patriarch of the Nara clan, Nara Shikaku, added. "And they're too old at this point to join the Shinobi Academy."
Danzo merely frowned in an attempt to not show any emotion, surveying the room. He gripped his cane tightly, noting that nobody was looking to jump to his defense, not even his fellow Advisory Board members, Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu. The latter two were looking everywhere but at Danzo, as there was nothing they could contribute.
The Hokage's word was final, after all.
"If there are no further matters to be brought up, we are done for the day. Unless it is an emergency, the Uzumaki children are not to be brought up again. Like ever. Am I clear?" Hiruzen asked, with everyone nodding in agreement, and Danzo slowly doing so. "Good, then this meeting is adjourned."
Everyone filed out of the room, with Homura and Koharu following Hiruzen to his office.
"I'm surprised you didn't join Danzo in badgering me." Hiruzen mused as he lit the pipe.
"What is there to say? Like you and the others have said, they've done a lot of good. And it's not like we could stop them, even if we tried." Homura said gruffly.
"I do have one complaint." Koharu spoke up, with the two elderly gentlemen looking warily at her. "And that is for Uzumaki Naruto to stop rendering our top kunoichi unavailable to do their duty to Konoha!"
Hiruzen grimaced at that while looking to the side. "Well…you could say that they're helping in doing their duty to Konoha by uh…helping to…revive the Uzumaki clan." He mused with his eye twitching.
"...It should've been the Uchiha clan." Koharu grumbled.
"We've literally given Uchiha Sasuke everything, but even that wasn't enough. Now he's with Orochimaru, so he's a lost cause." Homura replied before sighing. "But yes, we should let the Uzumaki boy know to…ease up on his…err…planting of seeds…"
"I'll be sure to inform Naruto the next time he flys by." Hiruzen mused as they entered his office. "ANBU, if Naruto is here, do you know where he is?" he called up to the roof.
In response, a tiger-mask ANBU member landed on the ground. "Neko has taken to tailing Naruto whenever he arrives at the village. At the moment, he is currently in the Forest of Death."
Hiruzen nodded and let out a puff of smoke. "Hopefully it's just Anko and no one visiting her."
One could only hope…
[Central Tower, Forest of Death]
Whenever the Chunin Exams came around, the Central Tower was used as a goal point for those that would go through the dangers in the Forest of Death. But until this time, it was the one and only property of Mitarashi Anko, the sexy Special Jonin of Konoha. The whole tower was her home and playground, and was useful for keeping idiots away. It helped that the forest was filled with all manner of dangerous man-eating creatures.
And right, said man-eating creatures were hiding out in their dens, as a major alpha presence blanketed the entire forest area. It came from the top of the tower, where a figure was at the window looking over the forest and the village on the horizon.
He was a tall, blue-eyed young man, with an athletic and buff build, with spiky sun-yellow blonde hair with a high-fade army cut, and whisker-marks on his cheeks. He was dressed in a pair of orange boxers with a protruding bulge, revealing muscles and fading scars of a seasoned fighter. To top it off, he had an orange monkey tail that wrapped itself around his waist.
Behind him was Anko, who was laying on the bed. Her hair down, fishnet top still on, and her slender body covered in cum and sweat. She was panting, trying to catch her breath as her chest heaved up and down. Her breasts bounced at the motions, puffy nipples straining against her fishnet top.
"Please Naruto-kun…more…" she mewled in a begging voice.
"Anko-chan, anymore at this point and you'll be in bed for next week. Konoha needs you, you know. I already had to hear it from Hitomi-san after giving Hinata-chan triplets and Hanabi-chan twins." Naruto pointed out and chuckled. "Then again, her rage was nothing to take seriously when she was begging for another child at the same time."
"I'm a kunoichi, Naru-kun. I don't break easily." Anko said sensually, managing to sit up by her elbows. "C'mon~ I could use the vacation~"
"Anko-oneesan, I specifically remember you didn't want children until you killed Orochimaru. I'm only honoring your wishes." Naruto said as he walked over to her.
"Well it's your fault for spoiling me," Anko countered, reaching under his boxers and grabbing his crotch. "You're not going anywhere. The world can wait until you take responsibility for my sore pussy~"
"Well it's a good thing Boss sneaked out early." he countered with a wide smile.
The one in front of her was a Shadow Clone of Naruto, and the real Naruto was long gone.
"…Sometimes, I miss your naïveté and stupidity." Anko grumbled before feeling a hand slap her on butt and gave it a squeeze. "Ah?!"
She whipped around and found multiple Naruto Shadow Clones standing above her on the bed, all without their boxers and their soldiers standing at attention. Looking back at the Naruto who fooled her, he was now standing in front of her, his rod floating dangerously near her face while casting a shadow.
" You didn't think the boss would leave you hanging, did you? While he's out saving the world and chasing tail, we'll be showing you a good time, dattebayo!"
"…Still a brat…who knows what I want." Anko licked her lips as she lay back, reaching out her hands and spreading her legs. "Well come on, boys. My pussy's getting cold here!"
"Hell yeah! We're gonna plow you until the last drop of chakra runs dry! Believe it!"
[Hokage Mountain]
The real Naruto was standing on top of the stone head of his father, Namikaze Minato, and looking down on Konoha. He had a bowl of ramen in his hands as he surveyed the bustling village. Thankfully for all who might spot him, he was not in his boxers, but in his specialized superhero suit.
It consisted of a two-piece blue and black spandex undersuit emblazoned with symbols that represented his many fuinjutsu seals. Over it was an orange vest top resembling a karate gi with a pointed hoodie, a red scarf around his neck, a pair of orange cargo pants with black pockets, a black belt around his waist with a silver buckle with the kanji for fire, and black shoes with white threads. In addition, he also had on silver-black armor pieces featuring pauldrons, wrist-gauntlets, and greaves. Finally, there was a white fox symbol splashed across his back, and his orange monkey tail wrapped around his waist and around his black belt.
"Ichiraku Ramen is still the best around!" Naruto declared. With a loud slurp, he finished the last of his noodles and drank the remaining contents in his bowl. "Ah, that hits the spot-"
"Na-ru-to!" a familiar voice growled out to him.
Naruto looked over his shoulder to see one of his surrogate brothers, Unimo Iruka, extremely peeved at him, judging by his twitching eyebrow.
"Hey, Iruka! You got up here sooner than expected!" Naruto chuckled and spun the bowl with his finger. "Three minutes sooner in fact! That's an improvement from 45 seconds. Nice!"
"Naruto, why did you paint the sacred Stone Faces again?!" Iruka yelled at him with his Big Head Jutsu.
"It's a family tradition and to get a reaction just like that!" Naruto replied with a thumbs-up. "Did you know that my mom did it while she was pregnant with me?"
"That's not the point-!" Iruka started to say before finding Naruto's ramen bowl in his hands. "Huh?"
"Until my next visit, big bro! Hero work is serious business!" Naruto said as he rose into the air, putting on his hood and mask, the latter being orange and black with white eyes. "Ciao~!"
"Hey, get back here! Clean your mess, Naruto!" Iruka shouted at him, shaking his fist at him.
Naruto just gave a mock salute before shooting up with a sonic boom, disappearing into the sky.
"...Good luck, Naruto." Iruka said with a gentle smile, already used to the blonde's antics. "At least your little usual provides some work for the kids in detention."
There was suddenly an explosion in the village, making him jump and look to see a pink cloud billowing from the Hyuga compound.
"Not again…"
Truly an Uzumaki, through and through…
(Naruto doing his 'Superman' thing…)
As part of a trio of children born of a male Virtrimite and a female Saiyan, Naruto's existence is of the most profound. His parents were practically aliens, but he and his sisters were born on Earth. Using his special genetics, he operates as one of the most powerful fighters and superheroes on the planet, like his mother and father before him. Of course, every hero has to have a secret identity, so he went with Kurama, part of the name of the Nine-Tailed fox vixen Kurahime that was once sealed within his mother.
As for the fox vixen, she was unsealed and made one of the keepers of the Uzumaki Shrine Temple within Konoha, years ago.
"Hey, Oracle! Kurama, entering United States airspace and ready for duty!" he spoke into the communicator hidden in his ear.
"Roger that, Kurama! Here's to another day of kicking ass and saving lives!"
Right now, Naruto was doing what most humans wished they could do, and that was flying in the sky with no limit. Sadly, humans didn't have the genetics to pull off such a feat, and could only do so with inventions that focus on flight, like the airplanes he flew past in the Pacific Ocean.
Entering American airspace, he began his usual heroic patrols with Oracle's assistance. From assisting firefighters, helping kids get their pets from trees, giving encouragement to people giving up on the world, stopping high-speed car chases, and keeping an eye out for alien invasions, Naruto was able to do it all; thanks to his senses and being able to fly from coast-to-coast in the span of one second.
Of course, he wasn't the only hero in town, as he also observed other heroes doing their thing. Naruto made sure to stay out of sight of these acts so he won't draw any attention, only Intervening from the shadows whenever things get bad.
But not every hero is deserving of the support…
"Heading to New York? There's nothing major going on."
"What if I want some New York pizza?"
"...Point taken. But just in case, keep an eye out."
Now in New York City, New York, Naruto flew over the buildings, watching for any signs of trouble. The problem is that it's New York, so there's always some kind of trouble, hence why the city is full of heroes. New York is one of those cities where heroes go to get experience, because some of the criminals can't seem to take a break. Thankfully, some of the heroes were taking care of the incidents, helping the people, the cops, and whatnot.
"Hmm?"
Naruto suddenly spotted a blue blur speeding down the street. Upon further inspection, he saw that it was a speedster hero, and they were moving rather irregularly. He frowned, realizing who it was.
"A-Train. Doped up on fucking V. Typical and pathetic as usual." Naruto growled as he started following the speedster from the air.
"Looks like he's heading back to Vought. It's the only direction he's going. There's no emergencies happening in his path." Oracle reported over the sound of keyboard clicking. "Still…"
"He's speeding rather recklessly." Naruto noted with a scowl. "At this rate, someone will get hurt-"
He stopped talking when he saw that A-Train was speeding near the curb of the street, with someone in his path now stepping onto the curb. At the rate the speedster was going, he was going to run into the individual…or right through them. Thinking fast, Naruto zoomed down to the individual, who was a woman talking affectionately speaking with her significant other, and landed in front of them, making them jump in surprise at his sudden appearance.
"A-Train, move or stop!" Naruto shouted at the incoming blue blur that was getting closer.
Seeing that he wasn't doing either, Naruto planted his feet on the ground, steeling himself. When A-Train zoomed towards him and was right in his face, Naruto drew his arm back before smacking him away. The back of his fist impacted the man's face and sent him sliding into an empty car. The couple behind Naruto yelped as A-Train dented the car and collapsed, groaning in pain.
A-Train was a lean African-American man wearing blue goggles and a blue suit with armor padding and pieces.
"The hell you think you're doing, ya asshole?! You could've killed her!" Naruto shouted at him angrily and checked on the couple. "You two all right? Nothing broken or missing?"
"No, we're fine! Robyn!"
"I'm okay, Hughie. If he hadn't gotten in the way…"
Naruto nodded before stomping over to A-Train, who was just getting up.
"You fucking Indie! The hell you think you're doing, getting in my way?!" the speedster snarled at him.
"Preventing you from killing a civilian!" Naruto snapped back while cracking his knuckles. "Apologize to them!"
"I ain't got time for this shit, especially from a foreign Indie Supe like you! Fuck you and fuck them!" A-Train clapped back before turning around and speeding away.
"Fucking prick." Naruto growled and looked around, seeing some bystanders with their phones out, either recording or live on their social media. "Guh."
"Never mind them! You better go after him!" Oracle chided him.
"I'm on it!" Naruto said and looked at Hughie and Robyn. "You two okay? You gonna be fine?"
"Yes! Thank you for saving her. I don't know what I would've done without her!" Hughie said as Robyn hugged him close.
"Good. Get home safe! And sorry, no autographs!" Naruto said before flying off in the direction where A-Train went.
Naruto flew over the buildings and spotted A-Train from afar. Using his own speed, he caught up with A-Train, who thankfully was sticking to the middle of the street, but his movements were still erratic. Knowing that A-Train was never going to stop, Naruto used his speed that surpassed A-Train and quickly moved his possible victims out of the way.
When they arrived at Vought HQ, a tall modern skyscraper, Naruto angrily shoulder-checked A-Train, sending him careening into a wall.
"You fucking asshole! You nearly killed multiple people today while on that V shit!" Naruto shouted, while A-Train coughed up blood. "Vought's not gonna save your ass this time!"
"You should…really…stay out of Vought business, Kurama." A-Train choked up, struggling to get to his feet.
"Not when you're risking lives, asshat." Naruto countered and stomped towards him.
"Kurama, wait!" Oracle's frantic voice suddenly sounded off.
"Is there a problem?"
Naruto stopped in his tracks, tilting his head upward and sighed loudly, his Danger Sense and Emotions Sensing confirming Oracle's worry and the reason she used his codename. Shaking his head in indignation, he slowly turned around to see Vought's #1 Superhero floating down to the ground in front of him.
Homelander, the leader of the Seven.
He was a tall, lean man with slicked-back blonde hair, fair skin, and blue eyes with movie-star good looks. He wore a blue suit with red gloves, golden shoulder pads in the shape of an eagle, wrist protectors, a cape with the American flag design, and red boots. Finally, he had a gentle and winning smile.
He wasn't alone, as he had his second-in-command, Queen Maeve, in his arms.
She was a beautiful, American-Irish woman with flowing long red hair, fair skin, and blue eyes; wearing a red and black corset armor, wrist guards, a skirt, and armored boots.
They landed on the ground, with Naruto stalking up to them, making his anger known to the two. "Tell your damn speedster to watch where he's going. He's on your company's special concoction and nearly killed several civilians just now." Naruto said, pointing at the man struggling to stay on his feet.
"What concoction? His energy drink? Sounds like he had way too many." Maeve said with a side-eye at A-Train. "Good thing an Indie Hero like you was around to help, eh?"
"Fucking…" Naruto rolled his eyes under his mask. "I shouldn't have to. He's part of The Seven, right?"
"Indeed he is. After all," Homelander smirked at A-Train, who suddenly looked nervous and…frightened. "We're all held to a higher standard, and don't need looking after. Whatever he did, I'm sure it was an…honest mistake."
"...Whatever. Vought won't be able to cover for you all forever." Kurama said and rose to the air. "And Homelander?"
"Hmm?"
"Cut the shit." Naruto snarled at him and took off.
"Always a feisty lil' Jap, he is." Homelander mused before turning to A-Train. "Good lord, that's one hell of a beating heart you got there. I doubt that's your special branded energy drink. You better get to the infirmary."
"Ah…alright." A-Train groaned out before speeding into Vought.
"I'm surprised you didn't spatter him or the kid." Maeve noted as Homelander rolled his eyes.
"Kurama? Nah, he ain't worth the hassle. Besides, he prevented a giant PR mess that we'd have no time to deal with, so I'll let him live a little longer."
Maeve shrugged. "If you say so." she said, following him into the building.
[In the Air]
"Homelander isn't following, Naruto."
"Shame. I would've loved to beat this ass and expose him in front of everyone."
"You'll get your chance, Naruto. We all will…"
Hero. Noun: A person who is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualifications.
The world was full of Superheroes, or Supes for short. People with fantastic and extraordinary powers, abilities, and talents are the norm of the world. Once they only existed in the pages of comic books, cartoons, and movies. Now wherever you go, there's a Superhero stopping crime and keeping their home, town, and country safe. Now the world is like a comic book, as Supes work to stop and defeat villains, and supervillains who forgo the path of the hero.
For their hard work and dedication, Supes were revered and worshiped among the masses. Their reputation is equal and usually more to that of a celebrity, including the benefits of the latter, depending on if their identities are known or not. All in all, being a hero guarantees one fame and fortune as lost as they continue to help the people of Earth.
But not every hero was deserving of the support…some were worse than the villains they fought…
Just like Disney, who had a semi-monopoly in all genres of movies, and World Wrestling Entertainment with a monopoly on professional wrestling until the rise of All Elite Wrestling, Vought International was a multi-billion-dollar superhero entertainment conglomerate, with a monopoly on superheroes based in the United States of America. Thus, they managed the V-Supes, or Vought Supes, the one side of the superhero coin.
When you had a land of selfish, arrogant people, you'd get superheroes that went against the definition of heroism. That was where V-Supes came into play, heroes that are affiliated and sponsored by Vought. On the outside, they're your average, goodie two-shoes heroes that are worshiped as gods. But unbeknownst to the populous at large, they were extremely selfish individuals so do what they want, when they want. Whatever collateral damage they "accidently" inflict gets swept under the rag, while they reap the benefits. Sure, there are a few that aren't selfish pieces of shit, but even they succumb to the influence of Vought. The top V-Supe was Homelander, an inspiration to all V-Supes.
But on the other side of the superhero coin were the Independent Superheroes, or Indie Supes. While they were not as perfect power-wise as V-Supes, they were more reliable, and thankfully kept to the definition of being a hero most of the time. Most Indie Supes were either those that failed Vought's hero tryouts or didn't want to be part of Vought at all. They were also self-reliant in making their own suits and gears, and training in their powers. Some even took help from the shadows of a few companies that supplied them with suits, gadgets, and incident alerts. The top Indie Supe was Omni-Man, a mysterious hero who was equal to Homander.
At least in most people's eyes.
However, it didn't matter if a hero was a V-Supe or Indie Supe; it wasn't all black and white. There were V-Supes who looked to be honest heroes, and Indie Supes who could be just as bad as V-Supes. Ultimately, it was what they did with their powers that counted in the eyes of the people.
And Naruto? He chooses to keep his identity secret, and use his almighty powers for good.
"I can hardly wait." Naruto mumbled as he headed south. "I'm going to take a break. In Florida."
"You do that. Don't worry. I'll keep an eye out for Florida Girl."
"Isn't she in a holding cell after breaking into another Wendy's?"
"...Got out for good behavior."
"Of course she did."
[Florida]
When you're a hero with flight, you can go wherever you want, when you want, hence why Naruto was currently laying down, hands behind in head, on the roof of the castle set in Disneyland. It was a spot where people couldn't see him, so he didn't have to be ogled and annoyed by the clicks of the smartphone cameras. All he had was the sky and clouds floating above, and it was a calming view.
With his enhanced hearing, he could hear chaotic scenes and sirens from afar, meaning that some heroes and villains were already locked in combat. Naruto's eye twitched when he recognized one of them, the yelling and shaking identifying that chick Florida Girl. Something about her favorite burger joint being closed early again.
Naruto sighed, just as the thought of food made his stomach rumble. He sat up and was about to get to his feet when his communicator beeping. 'Hope Barbara's okay. She just went out to lunch,' he thought as he tapped his communicator. "Yeah?"
"Yo, Fox. You got the time?" the sound of one of his friends greeted him.
"Sidestep," Naruto greeted, grinning, "Kinda. I was about to get something to eat."
"Gotcha covered over here. Let me pull you over."
"Fine. It better not be that world where people have hot dogs for fingers. Or when we were rocks in the middle of nowhere. Those were weird, dattebayo." Naruto said as he positioned himself sitting Indian-style.
"Nah, it's a normal one this time. Literally just one or two over. Hang tight!"
Naruto suddenly felt lightheaded before feeling himself falling through a vortex of colors and places outside his own, the world rushing past at an angle that a body should not be moving at. For a first-timer, it would be a crazy, scary experience, but for Naruto, he'd gotten used to it after the first few times. Right now, he had his arms folded barely paying attention to what was going on around.
Soon, the trip ended, with Naruto landing in a chair. His bears returned to normal, but his vision has not. On one side, he was still in Disneyland on the roof of the Castle. But on the other side, he was on the second floor of a fancy restaurant. People of all classes were there in the middle of the day, with waiters and waitresses tending to the patrons.
"Whoa, this is a nice place. Smells good too." Naruto noted, admiring the setup and aesthetics before a huge bowl of ramen was set in front of him. "Ah, thank you." he said to the waitress.
"Anytime, Naruto-san." the purple-haired waitress with the name-tag 'Asagi', replied with a smile. "Enjoy!"
Naruto raised an eyebrow as she left. "Sidestep, she knew my name."
"Well, yeah. This is Le Fox Den, and you're the owner of this establishment." the hero known as Sidestep revealed, making Naruto's jaw drop. "And please, call me Andy."
The blond young man sweatdropped, knowing full well that that wasn't his real name. Sidestep was the sort of Hero who actually looked like your average joe under his mask; it'd be difficult to pick him out of a lineup, with his short brown hair and eyes. They'd met before, of course, but even so, Naruto felt like he always forgot just how bland he looked outside of his costume. Though maybe that was the point.
"Right, I'm guessing your name is Andy in this…universe." Naruto said while looking around more. "I hope I didn't leave the stove on…"
"Don't worry, you're not the only chef," replied the Hero, waving him off.
"Sweet. Hope my other self doesn't mind." Naruto said and clapped his hands together. "Itadakimasu." he chanted and started eating his food.
"So what's been happening? Our world hasn't been invaded yet, has it?"
"No, it's the usual. Although…" Naruto propped his elbows on the table and grumbled. "The Seven are being the worst again, par for the course with 'em. A-Train was high off his ass and I had to stop him from killing people. Homelander will let him off scot-free and the world will give even less of a crap."
"That'll build up their karma. Soon, the world will see them all for who they truly are and will be rejected. After all, we've got Omni-Man, who Homelander wishes he was, and he'll be there to pick up the slack," Andy assured him while digging into his hearty Cholent, frowning a bit before returning his smile. "Same old, same old, but A-Train's case is curious. Ah. Yeah, my other self just saw that story on the news. He's a little peeved at you giving spoilers."
Sidestep's powers always unnerved Naruto. He suspected that the mysterious Hero could probably rival the aforementioned heavy hitters, but held back. Something about wanting to go under the radar from the various authorities. The only thing Naruto was sure of about those powers was that the man could see into alternate realities, particularly alternate versions of himself, as well as move the consciousness of other people across them. It was almost like a hive mind, able to gather information from across timelines and peering into other universes.
"Damn, they work fast. But yeah, he's already one of the fastest speedsters around. He has no need to juice himself up with that V crap." Naruto said, poking at his food. "But it is curious, like you said. It's worth looking into."
"Fastest speedster, you say?" Sidestep scoffed. "Flash can run circles around him if the Speed Force existed in our world." He frowned. "It does exist in ours, right…? Oh, yeah, just looked. It does."
"Really now? Interesting. And by the way," Naruto grinned cheekily. "Which Flash?"
"Not the CW one, I'll tell you that."
"Sounds like Deadpool levels of knowledge I'd rather stay away from." Naruto chuckled before spotting a familiar face. "No way. They're pregnant here too."
Sidestep looked over and smirked, seeing Hinata and Hanabi in the kitchen area. "I swear, when it comes to you and Hyuga girls, you always seem to get busy with them."
Naruto nodded absentmindedly. "...And I also have the cast of Food Wars, Shougeki no Soma, as my workers- Is that a female Soma?"
"Sure is."
"These worlds are unreal. You're so lucky."
"You always say that." The brown-haired man smirked. "You're totally right, of course, so I don't mind hearing it."
"Eh, I bet Omni-Man beats Homelander in every timeline…"
"Depends on which one and the paths they follow." Sidestep mused. "You seem to have a…healthy amount of respect for Omni-Man."
"Well, yeah. He's one of the most powerful heroes who isn't affiliated with Vought, second to me of course. A real inspiration to Indie Supes everywhere. I know I sound like a fanboy, but I'm not. It's just respect is all. After all, there's a reason they say 'Never Meet Your Heroes.'"
He nodded. "Of course…" However, his expression lost a bit of its lightheartedness, and he regarded Naruto speculatively. "Yes…I suppose it's not that time yet."
A question mark floated out of Naruto as he watched Sidestep continue his meal.
The next half hour had the two discuss various other topics. By then, their meals were done, and some of the waiters, waitresses, and even the kitchen staff were looking curiously in their direction.
"Welp, looks like we exhausted our time. Any more and your staff will start asking questions." Sidestep said and looked at the clock. "I supposed we should let our other selves continue their original meeting."
"Just as well. It'd be really awkward if someone asked me something I don't know the answer to." Naruto chuckled and straightened up his chef coat. "Ya know, the offer to partner up and be my sidekick is still on the table."
"Thanks, but no thanks. As far as I know, I'm the only one with the power to travel the Multiverse."
"Eh, just thought I'd ask anyway."
"Hey, if you need assistance, I'll be there."
"As long as you're not busy with a girl in bed."
"Funny. I could say the same thing about you."
With a parting fistbump, Sidestep pushed Naruto back to the world he'd come from, before shifting out of the self he'd been occupying.
With a jarring snap, Naruto's consciousness fully returned to him. Rubbing his eyes to readjust his vision, he got to a vertical base before taking off into the air. While his body didn't need to eat, he felt full from the ramen he ate in the other dimension, and was ready to go.
"I see you're back in action. You missed a lot." Oracle reported through his comm. "Social media is buzzing with your interaction with A-Train, and Vought News Network are already running stories about how you attacked A-Train out of the blue."
"Is there a warrant out for me?"
"No. The incident was recorded at every angle thanks to everyone recording you and A-Train. There's more support for you than A-Train, so there's that. But that might change if Homelander publicly throws you under the bus."
"No surprises here."
"Your support numbers are still steady. You're still in the top 10 Indie Supes in the world."
"Yayyyyyyy." Naruto uttered sarcastically. "You do know that I don't care about the numbers, right? We don't work for Vought and never will."
"I know. It's just a way of letting you know you're not in total shit." Oracle laughed. "Here's something that'll lift your spirits. Bulma's almost done with your new helmet."
"All right, hell yeah!" Naruto cheered with a fist-pump in the air. "Hopefully Stark will let us use one of his spare A.I. for it!"
"Speaking of Stark, he just sent us a joint request with Wayne. They discovered that their military weapons were sold under the table to terrorists. Their trackers locked them overseas to the Middle East. They ask that you destroy them…discreetly…"
"They asked…me…to destroy them…discreetly…"
"Sorry. You're the only one who can."
Naruto sighed and looked in the direction of his destination. "...Send me the coordinates and set a timer. Do we know who these terrorists are, by the way?"
"Your favorite: the Red Ribbon Army!"
"I wish you started with that."
[Middle East]
The Red Ribbon Army.
They were a paramilitary criminal organization, once one of the powerful terrorist groups in the world, dealing in weapons testing and alien artifact retrieval, no matter how much collateral damage they would cause to get it.
But these days, they were a shadow of their former selves, thanks to the efforts of a young Naruto and friends in the early years of his superhero career. He'd foiled their plans at every turn, and took out their best operatives to prevent their many conquests. Whittled down to nothing, they rebranded to Red Pharmaceuticals, a front company to fund their splinter cells; from there, they stayed under the radar to avoid detection from the other heroes, villains, and other unwanted attention.
But one of their splinter groups made a fatal mistake in stealing from Wayne Enterprises and Stark Industries, the world's two biggest military contractors. Plus, they were the biggest providers of equipment for the Indie Supes that gained their trust.
And Naruto was one of them.
It was a normal day for the Red Ribbon splinter group taking refuge within the mountains. The troops were guarding the area, moving boxes and supplies, and lazing around playing games and having a laugh. Around them were tents, boxes, benches, and metal towers that were eithers, satellites, alarms, or for communication. With their obscure hiding place, they all felt safe in their military grade armor and weaponry; as well as the weapons they stole from America's top weapons-makers.
They were untouchable, and unlike the other scattered splinter cells, everything was going their way.
"Kon~ni~chi~wa!"
The RR soldiers jumped in fright at the familiar voice, and looked up to see Kurama. The alarm started to blare as the soldiers scrambled to get lock and lord their rifles. The hero was floating above their base, arms folded as he stared down at him. Under his mask was a look of annoyance and disgust, as he recalled the many times he tore through their bases and forces whenever they misbehaved.
Naruto sighed, shaking away the memories before speaking. "Alright, Red Ribbon pricks. We all know how this ends, so I'm going to give you one chance to surrend-"
"Open fire!" yelled the base commander.
The soldiers let out battle cries, pulling the triggers and pumping Naruto full of lead. The only problem was that the bullets promptly bounced off of Naruto's suit, leaving little to no damage. But that didn't stop the RR soldiers, as they desperately increased the onslaught.
As for Naruto, he sighed again, floating there as the bullets bounced off him. Just like Omni-Man and Homelander, Naruto was bulletproof, thanks to his Viltrumite heritage from his father. His suit was bulletproof as well, but that feature was just there so his suit wouldn't be ruined that much. No matter the caliber, the bullet felt like little ripples to his skin, and they made for a great pseudo-massage.
Sadly it felt like annoying little pricks to his groin area.
Stretching under the barrage of bullets, Naruto called Oracle. "Yo, did Wayne and Stark say anything about returning their stolen crap in one piece?"
"I'm so glad you asked this time, Naruto." Oracle said dryly. "And lucky for you, our two billionaire helpers can easily write off those eyesores. Go wild, as usual."
"Say less."
Naruto raised his left arm and pressed his fingers onto his palms as if typing. On his gauntlet were actually small buttons that resembled a mini-keyboard. On the bottom of the gauntlet was a small screen that looked like a smartphone was attached. Right now, he was scrolling through his music playlist, looking for the appropriate song to raise hell, all while he was still being shot at.
"Soon you'll be able to easily select your tunes through your helmet, you know."
"And I can convert this thing to an onsite hacking tool like in Watch Dogs."
"Hack things? You don't hack things, I do! You shoot first and ask questions later!"
"And that's what makes me…me! Now…!"
*Cue Ready to Die/Party Party Party Hellsing Remix by Andrew W.K.*
"Let's fucking rock, 'ttebayo!" Naruto yelled and went through handsigns. "Fire Style: Majestic Hellfire!"
Naruto let out a big breath before belching out a waiver of white-hot flames over the base. The tents caught on fire, and the explosives in the boxes started blowing up sky high. Several of the soldiers were either caught up in the explosions, or percent up in the air before crashing back down in a heap. Yells and screams echoed through the air as the survivors tried to either put out the fires, or fruitlessly take down Naruto.
The nemesis to the Red Ribbon Army just shook his head, watching the soldiers try to help each other and make a comeback. He did warn them all to surrender, but they refused. While Naruto could let them off with bruises, the Red Ribbon Army had been menaces to the world at large. They had no problems with civilian casualties and with killing those that got in their way. Being subtle was not their forte, and as long as they got what they wanted, mission accomplished.
Which was why Naruto was not holding back on them.
Bracing himself and flexing his muscles, Naruto disappeared from view and became on orange streak in the air, zipping through the base and taking out the remnants of the RR Army splinter cell. The area shook with the sonic booms Naruto was taking while taking swerves in the air. Cloth, concrete, flesh; it didn't matter as Naruto went through them all.
In a nutshell, the soldiers went through what would've happened to that Robyn girl had A-Train had his way.
After five minutes of ping-ponging around the enemy camp in an orange streak, Naruto rose to the air, dusted himself off and viewed his handiwork. What was once a formidable enemy base was now reduced to rubble. Metal and fried corpses filled the area as the fire grew in intensity. He smirked and was about to fly off when he heard a cry for help. He scanned the area before finding a survivor in the corner of the ruined camp. Shrugged, he flew towards them, picked them off, and flew a mile away before setting them down.
"Congratulations, my friend. You are the only survivor of my work!" Naruto said before letting out a hearty laugh. "How do you feel, buddy?"
"M-Monster!" the young man yelped, scrambling away.
"A monster to terrorists like you. You working for the Red Ribbon Army just screams being a menace to the world." Naruto said before flash-stepping in front of the young soldier. "So tell your bosses what happened here as the only survivor. This will continue, until the Red Ribbon Army is dead and buried. Do you understand?"
"Yes!"
"Alright, good girl." Naruto said, rising back into the air and waving him off. "Now off you go."
Naruto smirked as he watched the soldier run as fast as his legs could take them. He then shot up into the air and flew out the country.
"Mission accomplished."
"Good thing you left, because a fleet of probe drones were coming your way. I say that went well. I'll let the playboys know."
"Got anything else for me?"
"Not at the moment."
"Patrols, then-"
"Wait, I got something! Washington D.C. Ugh, the Mauler Twins are at it again!"
"Great…" Naruto groaned.
[USA]
With the Vought Supes as nothing but celebrities most of the time and under the control of Vought, the United Nations responded by forming the Global Defense Agency, a multinational government organization in charge of protecting the Earth. They dealt with espionage, counter-terrorism, paranormal activity, and superhuman threats to national security; mostly monitoring superpowered individuals, Vought and Indie Supes alike. Unable to work with Vought, the GDA often employed superheroes and sponsored the Guardians of the Globe. The latter in reality was a secret countermeasure to The Seven, should Vought pull the trigger and go rogue.
As for the Mauler Twins, the situation already resolved itself by the time Naruto got to Washington. The criminal scientist duo, who would be a shoe-in for aliens, were already apprehended by the top Independent Superhero group known as Guardians of the Globe, who were also assisted by the greatest Indie Supe in the world, Omni-Man. His powers were similar to Homelander, sans the heat vision, but Naruto knew that if Omni-Man and Homelander were to go at it, Omni-Man would win handily.
Omni-Man had the aura of a skilled warrior, and Homelander carried himself like a bully, away from the prying eyes of many.
Instead of hanging back, Naruto helped in clearing the city blocks of rubble from the battle. He didn't miss anything, as he already had multiple run-ins with the Mauler Twins who were no match for him.
It was now evening, and Naruto let out a yawn as he flew through the air. He wasn't tired, just bored, as most of the usual incidents were already being resolved. Being a hero could be fun, but they were usually like janitors of the world. A lot got resolved, but there were misses, and the heroes could only do so much.
And it wasn't just about the "janitor work," but the heroes also served as the lifeblood of the planet, being the first line of defense against alien invaders. They were pretty rare, but when hostile aliens visited Earth, they usually targeted major cities and left a hefty amount of destruction in their wake. In the aftermath, some Supes, Indies and Vought alike, would help with the cleanup, while others would be glory hounds and placate the media with their heroic deeds.
"There's always something happening." Naruto mused, flying directly above the clouds and playfully putting his hand in the clouds, dampening it as he soared. "Might stop by the lair for a few- BOOF!"
Out of nowhere, a large trash bag slammed in his face. He skidded to a halt and grabbed the bag, gagging at the smell.
"Ack! Smells like a fast food! Who did this?" he wondered, looking down to see the shape of Illinois.
Following the smell, which made him gag even more, he found himself in a quaint suburb with nice houses. His eyes flickering through the area, he found a family restaurant, where a young man was walking away from a dumpster.
"Oi, kid! Is this yours?!" Naruto yelled, catching the kid's attention as he descended.
"Whoa, you're Kurama!" the young man said before looking sheepish. "And uh, yeah, that's mine."
Naruto chuckled. "That's quite the throwing ball you got. I flew into it, way up there."
"Ah, sorry about that! To be honest, I wasn't expecting it to happen. It shows that I've awakened my powers!"
"Oh-ho? So we have a hero in the making?"
"Hell yeah! I was thinking of being a Vought Supe, but my father suggested that I go Indie like him."
"Good choice, but whether you're a V-Supe or an Indie Supe, what you do as a hero matters." Naruto said and landed on the ground with his hand out. "What's your name, kid?"
"Uh, Mark. Mark Grayson." the young man replied and shook his hand.
"Mark, huh? Pleasure to meet you. Hope to see you out there." Naruto told and rose to the air. "I can tell that you will do great good. Get yourself a good name and tailor for your suit, kid. Your superhero name and image will be what people remember you by."
Naruto flew off, leaving Mark in awe.
"Woah." he whispered before clenching his fist with a grin.
He had quite the story to tell his parents…
[Naruto's Lair, Japantown, California]
"Hey Oracle, I'm coming in for a landing." Naruto said over the communicator, only to receive no response. "Oracle? …Barbara?!"
With no response, Naruto caught sight of his lair, a two-story manor in Japantown of California, and flew down the well located in the backyard. Normally he would go through the normal day off the coast of Cali, but it was an emergency. Landing in his lair, a large technological cave, he floated to the large computer where Mission Control was and found the redheaded Barbara Gordon, aka Oracle.
And right now, she was in her wheelchair and tied up, her mouth also shut with duct tape. Naruto zoomed up to her, only to find her looking annoyed through her glasses.
"What happened?" he asked, pulling off the duct tape from her mouth. "Are they still here?"
"The gals are trying their luck with the Vault." Barbara replied, jerking her hand in the direction of the vault as Naruto ripped apart her binding. "I think they're still mad at you for foiling their attempts at petty thefts back in New York. While their victims are rich assholes with dusty jewels in their safes, a crime's a crime, right?"
"They must've fallen on hard times," Naruto mused before walking towards the Vault area.
"Careful. They may have traps set on the way there. They got here when you were helping clean up in D.C., so it's been a while." Barbara informed him before rolling away. "And it's because of that, I need to use the restroom. Have fun~"
Naruto rolled his eyes and walked to the Vault area. As suspected by Barbara, there were traps, but nothing that fazed him. As he tripped the trip wires, bricks broke against his head, tear gas engulfed him, causing mild irritation. Spotlights failed to blind him through his mask, and blank shotgun blasts did fuck all.
"What is this, Home Alone? They know they need to do better than this." Naruto growled, dusting himself off. "…" A tick mark appeared on his head when he arrived at the Vault, seeing two young women making hushed conversation while using various devices to crack the Vault. "You ladies are a long way from New York, kitty-cats."
Both jumped and whipped around to see Naruto, arms crossed and foot tapping on the ground.
"Kurama! You weren't supposed to be back for a few hours!"
The first speaker was Black Cat, daughter of a well-known cat burglar and has inherited his occupation, most of the time. She had long platinum-blond white hair, green eyes with blue contacts and an eye-mask over her eyes, fair skin with a voluptuous figure; and wearing a skin-tight black leather spy suit with white fur lining and a deep cut that exposed her cleavage.
"Sounds like that D.C. cleanup didn't take that long…"
Her partner-in-crime was Catwoman, a jewel thief that survived the mean streets of Gotham, New Jersey as a kid. She had short brown hair, green eyes with red goggles over her eyes, tan skin with a curvaceous figure; and wearing the same kind of suit and cleavage showing V-cut as her partner, only with stylish stitchings around her suit and a headwear shaped like cat ears.
"We Supes are strong for a reason. Some of us work better than any construction equipment out there, and for free," Naruto drawled and walked up to them. "So, how can I help you ladies, and what exactly do you need from me that you have to break into my lair to get it?"
"…You're not going to ask how we found you?" Catwoman asked with a raised eyebrow.
"It's common knowledge that I, Kurama, fly around a lot in these parts. And I haven't seen you two in New York for the past few days, so I thought you both were on vacation or something." Naruto said, looming over their sweating forms. "Seems like you took a wrong turn somewhere."
"W-well, you owe us a lot, mister." Black Cat declared, poking at his chest. "Half of our steals were going to the orphanages around New York, while the other half was for our vacations!"
"As for how we found ourselves here, we were scouting the place." Catwoman added. "All goody two-shoe heroes have their own lash of prizes. New York-based heroes were too risky, so you were the lucky one chosen."
"…More like that safest option." Naruto scoffed before reaching over and pressed some buttons on the horribly mangled keypad. There was a beep, followed by the vault door open, making the girl's jaws drop. Naruto walked inside, humming as he stepped over various treasures and artifacts.
"Kurama, where did you get all of this?" Catwoman asked slowly.
"One percent of most of the heists I stopped, but that's minor." Naruto answered and dug around. "This vault of mine mostly has stuff that should be kept as far away from the world governments and alien invaders as possible. They might even get converted into useful gear and- here we go." he pulled out a handful of jewels and gems. "This should be more than enough for you ladies." he said, handing them the disposable valuables.
"Wait, that's it? Just giving us what we want with no grand speech about us trying to do better?!" Black Cat shrieked as Naruto closed the vault.
"Even the janitor can overlook a few things every once in a while. You didn't hurt Barbara, so why not. If it keeps you two away from thievery and continues your vacation, I consider that a win-win. Now come," he gestured for them to follow him. "I'll see you out. Hell, I might join you ladies at the beach tomorrow."
"Laying low after that fiasco in New York? Does this mean we finally get to see those abs?" Catwoman suddenly purred, skating her fingers on his stomach as they walked. "Felicia is convinced that you are wearing a six-pack pad under here."
"I did not!" Black Cat, Felicia Hardy, quickly countered. "Stop lying, Selina!"
Catwoman, Selina Kyle, giggled. "Embarrassed as ever. And you'd be wrong, dear. This one got a genuine eight-pack right here."
"I can assure you that it's not for show, unlike Homelander. That man's suit disguises his sorry excuse for a body. He thinks because he was born with power, he doesn't have to train." Naruto said with a roll of his eyes. "And just because I was born with power and strength myself, doesn't mean I don't train my ass off. There's always someone better out there and it's best to be prepared."
"…This is not what I expected." Felicia mumbled as she stared at the jewels in her hand, with Naruto throwing her a curious look. "All rambling and no thrill…gimme a break."
"Don't mind her," Selina whispered, leaning close to Naruto's ear. "She's just disappointed that you're not showing us a good time after catching us."
"I heard that!" Felicia snapped before she and her partner were scooped up by Naruto. "Hey!"
"Since you ladies went through all the trouble of swinging on by, why don't I show you around my humble abode?" Naruto said and called over to Barbara. "Wanna join us?"
Felicia squeaked as Naruto squeezed her butt. "Hey, watch the hands, mister!"
"Why? I feel like I just hit the jackpot." Naruto chuckled, noting the lack of resistance.
"...Smartass."
"Another time, Naruto!" she called over her shoulder. "I'm keeping an eye on the news cycle in case Vought tries something. You enjoy whatever roleplay those pussycats got cooked up. By the way, the catnip is in the fridge. Have fun!"
"Oh, this is going to be so much fun indeed." Selina said as they got in the elevator. "I'll be sure to make up for tying you up, Barbs!"
"Yeah, yeah, just go get knocked up like the other girls!" Barbara shot back as the elevator doors closed. "I'm workin' here!"
"Knocking up other girls? You're running the risk of having to pay lots of child support." Selina said, taking off her mask and hood. "It does explain the rumors that you have your own Herogasm going."
"Something like that." Naruto said, taking off his own mask and hood.
Selina and Felicia stared at him in awe, as this was the first time they saw Naruto unmasked.
"...Well, at least you're not ugly." Black Cat noted, reaching out and stroked his whisker-marks. "I wonder if this is how K-Pop fans feel."
"Thanks for the compliment, but I'm Japanese." Naruto mumbled while trying not to growl and purr at Felicia's ministrations.
"Japanese, super-strength and flight, an eight-pack, no v-card, and a nice pad here? I think we have a winner." Selina cooed before eying his pants, her eyes widening at the very big bulge in his pants. "A very big winner, and kitty likes~"
"Then allow me to show you why the bed is so spacious." Naruto boasted before sharing a sloppy three-way kiss with the both of them.
While the two Cats won't be waking up with babies in their bellies, they'll be sure to come back for more pleasurable sessions with their favorite hero/nemesis.
Flying around the world, saving civilians, beating back invasions, pulling villains in their place, and having one-night-stands with heroes and villains alike, all in a day's work for the hero known as Kurama, Uzumaki Naruto.
To be continued…
Special thanks to NSG for the beta.
I know Shawn129 already has this kind of story out, but I've been planning it before I learned of it.
This story will take place in a merged world of Invincible and The Boys. Characters from other superhero properties like Marvel, DC, and even MHA and OPM will appear but in roles suited to the world.
Naruto will have his own adventures, from having arcs similar to Dragonball Z, to hunting down the Horror Bishoujos so far. He'll still be involved in some of the more major events of Invincible and The Boys.
The Elemental Countries villages will actually be hidden all over the world. Thanks to AmusedLight for that idea.
Omni-Man vs. Homelander will happen at some point.
I know Viltrumite DNA overtakes everything at conception, but I have an explanation to counteract that.
There will be full-fledged lemons in the full release here, Hentai-Foundry, and AO3.
Any suggestions for this concept? They're welcome!
Released: Saturday, September 03, 2022
[Le Fox Den]
"Well, that happened." Naruto said, blinking at the security footage of him talking to an investor.
Only they were talking about stuff that never happened in his world.
"I thought it was strange. I never would've imagined that you would be taken over by an alternate version of yourself just to have a talk." Asagi said thoughtfully.
"The Multiverse is real." Kaguya said while eating her carrot cake. "It must've had something to do with that investor. One of his other selves must have the power to traverse the Multiverse."
"Well, as long as it doesn't interfere with my restaurant, they're free to have talks whenever." Naruto said and turned to his girls. "Don't worry, I'm not going to obsess over something so amazing. After all, we have food to serve!"
"Hell yeah!" Sakura cheered, bouncing up and down.
"I'm glad we exist there in that superhero world." Hanabi piped up and rubbed her round stomach. "With buns in the ovens I hear, thanks to you."
"That Naruto is no doubt a good hero," Hinata added, cupping Naruto's cheek. "Like you."
Naruto chuckled and gave a kiss on the cheek to his Hyuga wives. "He can go on to save lives, while I fill bellies, dattebayo."
"Yeah…in more ways than one." Sakura murmured with a smirk.
Asagi just blushed furiously at her sister's words.
Since she wasn't wrong…
