Chapter 1735 Not funny
I don't own Bleach or any of the powers and gear used in this story.
Aka was at his place and he was getting a visit of a new girl he found Suzy. She seems cute so he decided to ask her out.
Now she came with her parents and he greeted them.
Aka goes to get some drinks but he heard a breaking sound.
"What?" He goes out.
He comes back to see a vase was broken and the trio was laughing.
"What the Hell?!" Aka said.
"Yeah, my dad was pulling a prank to mess with you." Suzy said.
"This isn't a prank." Aka said stopping them. "This cost 500 dollars."
"Oh wow, I thought you were too cheap." Her dad said.
Aka frowns as this guy was pushing his buttons.
"Come on Aka, this is how my family has fun." Suzy said.
"This ain't funny." Aka said.
He had them leave as he had to replace that vase.
Next day
He returned to his appartment to see it was vandalized and he was shocked to see what happened.
"Oh come on!" He runs inside.
He couldn't believe someone did this.
Suzy went inside with her two brothers as Aka checks the damages.
"Can you believe this Suzy, some jackass crashed my place." Aka said.
Then he noticed her two brothers laughing and is reminded of what her dad did.
"You two did this?" Aka narrows said.
"What makes you think that?"
"Noooo. It be too harsh for a prank." The other said.
But they laughed making Aka angry.
"You damn idiots." Aka then noticed the frame of his mother broken. "You..." He picks it up. "That is it! You two crossed the line with these stupid pranks! This was important to me and you ruined it! I'll be sending you two to the cops since i'm friends with one!"
"You better not!" Suzy yells at him.
"Or what?" Aka glares. "This is important to me and you two dumb brothers ruined something from my mother!"
"And if you sent them to jail you'll ruin their lives!" She yells.
"Does this face looks like I care?" He points at himself that has a glare.
"Then I'm breaking up with you loser." She glares back.
"Fine, I got other girls that are way cuter than you.
"How dare you cheat on our sister!" One brother punches at Aka but Aka simply judo throws him into a wall.
"Cheat? I have a harem. And she should know that, not my fault she forgot. Now get out of my house!"
The other brother tries to attack him but Aka knocks him out with a punch to the gut.
"You two are just punks without any training and I am a trained fighter, it doesn't matter if theres twenty I would beat you all. Also you like pranks..." He grins as he knocks them all out.
Later
Suzy wakes up and she's inside a roller coaster cart with her family in seperate ones.
"Where are we?!" Suzy screeches.
"Why?" The father looks.
But then the Ride moves as they heard music.
A hologram of Aka'" Dark ringmaster form appeared.
Allow me to introduce myself
They call me the dancing clown
And you must be Georgie
Did you hear my circus was in town?
It seems I have your boat here
The storm blew her off track
Just reach your hands down here and take it
If you really want it back
Oh, Georgie
You can trust me sweet child
Step right this way
I'm at your service with a smile
Believe me
IT's nothing to fear
When I feast on your flesh
You'll see that we all float down...
Here!
Pick through the past you'll see
I'm living history
Come one come all
'Cause I'm starved for the kill
Prey on the pure at heart
Feed on their body parts
I've got some big fucking shoes to fill
Follow me and I'll show you the truth
Devastation as the dead lights defuse
Follow me and I'll show you the truth
Face down in the fountain of youth
Just like Georgie
IT's all out of hand
So join me
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
"Aka knock it off!" Suzy demands.
But then many of Carnevil's members came laughing looking at them.
Catch me at the big top
Buried underground
You know I'm not clowning around
Even with a smile
From ear to fucking ear
IT's everything you know
IT's everything you fear
A carnival of carnage
That much you assume
But it's more than just a costume and red balloons
IT's coming back around every 27 years
IT's everything you know
IT's everything you fear
So let go
Some were spinning blades one even slashes one of her brothers cheeks.
The brother winces as blood comes out of the wound.
You know what makes me smile?
Devoured juveniles
Their innards tangled in my twisted grin
Chuckled so hard I choked
Call it an inside joke
They say that laughter's the best medicine
Follow me and I'll show you the truth
Face down in the fountain of youth
Just like Georgie
IT's all out of hand
So join me
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Catch me at the big top
Buried underground
You know I'm not clowning around
Even with a smile
From ear to fucking ear
IT's everything you know
IT's everything you fear
A carnival of carnage
That much you assume
But it's more than just a costume and red balloons
IT's coming back around every 27 years
IT's everything you know
IT's everything you fear
So let go
They got really scared as the Carnevil members stared at them.
They try to break free but it was no use. then they saw all of them float.
IT is the end
IT's come again
Believe IT or not
You'll all disappear
IT cannot be fought
We all float down here
IT is the end
IT's come again
Believe IT or not
You'll all disappear
IT cannot be fought
We all float down here
IT is the end
IT's come again
Believe IT or not
You'll all disappear
IT cannot be fought
We all float down here
We all float down here
IT's come again
Believe IT or not
You'll all disappear
IT cannot be fought
We all float down here
Aka comes out and takes the hat off staring at they're scared faces.
"So... How do you like my prank?" Aka chuckes.
"Y-you bastard!" They shout.
"Oh, but I thought you liked pranks. Hypocrites." Aka scoffs.
"I'll kill you!" the father shouts.
"Oh, do you want to see them again, those are all real." Aka frowns.
They then hear spooky laughter.
"You broke something important so the Police was coming 30 minutes when you woke up. About 30 minutes ago." Aka smirks.
"What?" The mother pales.
"So goodbye Forever." Aka walks off.
Afterwards the five were arrested and tried. They were all charged for the vandalism and attempted assault on Aka so they were all given criminal records.
Aka went on since he didn't need her. He's a gentleman for women but even he has a limit for who to take.
He has people that love him and those are the girls that matter.
He managed to get it all fixed and sets a new frame for his mom's picture.
"Much better." He smiles seeing it.
Note: This is another factoogle video as Aka had to reject a girl and never take her back.
