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Gotham 99 Season 1 Ep1 Part 2
Hanamura's Apartment, 1:15 PM
We come to the crime scene where Uzi was there with J, Vaggie and N along with the crime scene techs.
"Okay, so the perp came in through the window, left the muddy red footprint and apparently had sex with the dish rack." Uzi said giving the run down on what was deduced to have happened
"Shell casing found here, two shots. Bang, bang." J notes further from the initial findings.
"Great work, detective." Uzi said and pulls out of her jacket pocket a tie "You get a tie." She tosses it to J who catches it.
"Hey, that's mine. You took it from my desk." N points out.
"That's right, N. Good solve. Tie for you." Uzi said grinning and pulls out another tie and passing it to N.
"Thanks!" N said smiling grabbing it.
"Now everyone be sure to put those on because it's impossible to solve crimes unless you're wearing a tie." Uzi said jokingly.
"Lay off the captain." J said to Uzi "That man is going to be my rabbi."
"Okay, first of all, when you use the word 'rabbi,' you know that sort of turns me on and that's unfair in this work environment." Uzi tells J. "Secondly, your rabbit is a pain in my behind."
"Yeah, he's a bit too serious, in the sense in another universe he would be some big villain." N points out "What do you think, Vaggie?"
"He seems cool." Vaggie said simply.
"Yeah, he seems cool. I agree" N said nodding upon hearing that.
"Looks like the perp stole a computer, a watch and a Noviannian Iberico ham, valued at….what?! 6,000 credits." Vaggie said amused surprised as she read the stolen items list.
"6,000 credits for a ham?" Uzi asked confused.
"Noviannian Iberico is an amazing cured ham from the Nova system. They had it at my uncle's funeral." N explains being the squad's food expert of sorts "I gorged myself at that funeral. I was constipated for three days."
"Wow, that's a great story, N, thank you." Uzi said a bit sarcastically and N laughs "All right, listen up everybody. Better contact Captain Vrak, let him know we got a ten-tie situation."
"Speaking of ties, where's yours, Meep Morp?" Vrak said standing right behind Uzi.
"Bite me, this is fantastic." Uzi said under her breath before turning to face Vrak and said normally with a smile "Captain! Hey! Welcome to the murder. What are you doing here?"
"I like to know what my detectives are up to." Vrak said simply "That okay by you?"
"Yep." Uzi said with a nod.
"Take J and knock on doors. See if the neighbours heard anything." Vrak tells her.
"Door duty? It's a waste of time." Uzi said to that
"N and Vaggie. Check in with the coroner, report back to me in an hour." Vrak ordered and then leaves the room
Uzi sighs and said in a low voice "That went well."
"No, it didn't." Vrak calls out to her managing to hear her.
"He's got like cybernetically enhanced hearing." Uzi said to that.
We come down to outside the building a while later where Vaggie was approaching her car and N was following her.
"Hey, Vaggie! Vaggie. Vaggie!" N said and catches up to her as she opens her car door "Um, I just happened to notice that there's an old movie festival playing at the film forum this week. Want to go?"
"Sure." Vaggie said with a shrug.
"Cool! Awesome." N said to that and continued as Vaggie gets into the car "There's a bunch of movie options. I'll probably just go with comething classic like Citizen Primus."
"Citizen Primus is terrible. Pick a good movie." Vaggie tells him.
"Good call. Smart." N said to that as Vaggie turns on her car and drives off. "I'll do it. I'll pick a better movie than Citizen Primus."
We come back to the 99 Precinct where Vrak was in his office with Lizzy. He was looking for more information on the goings on in the Precinct.
"So, Lizzy…Civilian Administrators like yourself have often have their ears to the ground." Vrak said and then asked "What do J and Doorman have riding on this bet of theirs?"
"I will tell you on six conditions." Lizzy says to him "Number one, you let me use your office to practise my dance moves. Second…"
"How about this?" Vrak said cutting her off adding "If you tell me…I won't have you suspended …without pay."
"Oh, that sounds great." Lizzy said knowing this was better then her offer and explains as Vrak sits in his chair "Okay, the deal is if J gets more arrests, Uzi has to give her, her car. It's an old Atlas and it's pretty sweet. If Uzi gets more arrests, J has to go on a date with her. Uzi guarantees it will end with fun times in the bedroom. I bet on at least some over the clothes action. At the very least some touching…"
"No, that's enough, Lizzy." Vrak said wanting her to stop.
"Caresses. I could see Uzi showing up in a silk robe." Lizzy continues.
"That's enough Lizzy. Thank you." Vrak tells her.
"Alright." Lizzy said getting up to leave
Hanamura's Building, Door Duty, 1:45 PM
"Let the time wasting begin." Uzi said to J as they were in the hall ways to begin asking the neighbors and knocks on Door 4C. The one who answered was a young adult looked to be in college.
"Hello, sir. Can we ask you a few questions?" J asked him.
"Definatly. Yeah." The man said nodding "I'm actually…I'm super glad you guys are here right now. Are you smelling that spice smell?"
"Yeah." Uzi and J said nodding
"Because a dude broke in, smocked some deathsticks and bolted." The man explained laughing "It's…"
"You think is the same dude that left that death stick receptacle on the floor?" Uzi asked pointing to it, it was obvious to her and J the man was lying.
The man remained quite for a moment then said "Yes."
We come to a bit later where Uzi is knocking on door 3C and said "Police!"
The door opens a bit and a man named Bolbi Stroganovsky peeks out from the gap, the door latch still on. J seeing him said "Hello."
"Hello" Bolbi said to her.
"What's your name?" J asked him.
"My name?" Bolbi asked and J nods "Bolbi Stroganovsky."
"Can you spell that last name, please?" J asked him
"S-t-r-o…Clay." Bolbi says spelling it.
"Did you just say clay?" J asked confused.
"Yes, the clay is silent." Bolbi said with a nod.
"All right, got it." J said nodding and shows Bolbi a photo of Teruteru and asked "Have you seen this man before? He was shot last night.
Bolbi takes the photo looking at it then said smiling "Oh, thank you." He then proceeds to close the door.
"No, sir, that's ours. We need that." J said as the door is closed.
"And he kept it." Uzi said smiling a little amused by that.
We then come to J and Uzi approach another door this one on the top floor. J looks at the newspaper on the floor by the welcome mat and said "Gotham Gazette on the doormat…Top floor apartment. 20 credits says this guy is a like a hot, eligible bachelor."
"I'll take that action." Uzi said and knocks on the door "Police! Open up!"
The door opens to reveal a very old robot hooked to a wheeled generator who says "Hello."
Uzi laughs while J looks unamased. Uzi said "Oh! Hello, sir! How are you today? I am detective right all the time and this is my partner, detective terrible detective."
We then come back to the precinct the next day where Vrak was getting an update from the squad.
N looking at a file says "No surprises from the coroner. A few gunshots, shoulder and chest."
"None of the neighbours heard or saw anything." Uzi adds on to the update but adds grinning "And what's worse, J struck out with a 92-year old bot."
"That is not accurate, sir." J said to Vrak.
"Wait, you hooked up with him? Ugh!" Uzi said to that.
"All right, hit up pawn shops and canvas the neighbourhood." Vrak said to the four and adds pointing at Uzi "And while you're out, you can buy yourself a tie."
"Oh, actually sir, I'm wearing a tie right now." Uzi said standing and lifts her jacket to reveal she wore a black skirt and blouse underneath it but also wrapped around her stomach was a tie "Check it out. Secret tie."
"First of all, I think you're overdoing it with the sleek waxing. But more importantly, detective, why do you refuse to take my orders seriously." Vrak says to Uzi the first question surprising and confusing the drone. Vrak then asked the group "Does anyone here know why it's so important to me that you all dress appropriately?"
The group remained silent and Vrak just says "Hmm. Four highly trained detectives and not one of you can solve this simple mystery. I want to be briefed on any new developments. Any questions?"
"I was going to ask you if you thought I was doing too much sleek waxing, but we solved that one. So I'm good" Uzi said to that. Vrak heads back into his office. As everyone dispersed Uzi thinking said to N "Hey N."
"Yep?" N said looking to Uzi.
"What about this fancy ham stuff?" Uzi asked him.
"Noviannian Iberico" N tells her.
"Yes, the perp left a really expensive TV but then stole ham? It doesn't make sense." Uzi explained thinking and asked "Is there a place nearby the crime scene that sells it?"
N thinks for a moment and said "Beneficio's might."
"Let's go." Uzi said and grabs her stuff.
"You got to brief the C.O. first." N tells her.
"We'll brief him after we catch the guy." Uzi said and heads for the exit and N follows.
Beneficio's Gourmet Market, 1:45 PM
Uzi and N were in the market by the daily section, taking to the one in charge of that section known as Frank Sahwit.
"My name is Frank. I don't know anything." Frank tells the two detectives.
"Oh, okay." Uzi said and holds out Teruteru's picture to show him "You recognize this guy? Teruteru Hanamura?"
"No." Frank said not even looking at the picture.
"Maybe actually look at the picture." Uzi says to him.
"I don't know him. I don't know what happened." Frank said to them annoyed. "No more questions."
"Well, why don't I run a scenario past you, Frank, and you tell me what you think?" Uzi said smiling putting the picture away "You do know Hanamura. He came in and tried to sell you some hams. You knew they were worth a lot of money, so you tried to steal them from him when he wasn't home. Only he was home, so you shot him. Does that sound familiar?" Frank remains silent "Uh, maybe some role play will job your memory?"
"Great idea." N said with a smile.
"Okay, yeah." Uzi said nodding.
"Okay. So I'm Frank?" N asked Uzi.
"No, no, I'm Frank." Uzi told N.
"Come on. I'm always the victim." N complained.
"Look, I'm not doing this with you right here." Uzi said to him.
"Fine, fine." N said nodding and Uzi clears her throat. He then said "Oh! I'm Teruteru Hanamura, owner of delicious and expensive hams. Don't I know you from the grocery store?"
"Kill! And scene." Uzi said with smile looking at Frank. Frank then shoves some stuff on the counter at the two dtectives and begins to leg it "GCPD! Everyone down!" Uzi said drawing her gun and all the custormers and staff get down, except for one stubborn old lady who kept shopping. "Ma'am. If you could just get down, Or…ignore me and continue shopping. N, get the door!"
"On it!" N said guarding the entrance to the store.
"Frank!" Uzi called out moving through the aisles. Frank then comes round and knocks the gun out of Uzi's hands with a ham which also makes her lose her balance before the two start fighting in the aisle.
N hearing the commotion moves to help but just as Uzi thinks she got the upperhand, Frank tosses her into N before rushing back behind the butcher counter. Frank begins to throw product at the two.
"Ow, Frank, ow!" Uzi said shielding herself from the assault "Frank! I'm getting mad!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" N said doing the same as Uzi "That's a waste of Manchego!"
"N! Uzi said sand uses her fingers for him to go around to corner Frank. N nods and does that. Uzi peeks around the corner but stops as she sees passing her the same old lader from before "How are you still here?"
"Uzi! A little help!" N called out as Frank was forcing his head down into the ice cream section of the counter "Frank! He's not going anywhere Uzi!"
Uzi jumps over the counter and charges towards Frank and calls out "Frank Sahwit!" Frank seeing him lets go of N and flees to the exit. As N gets up from the ice cream face and jacket covered.
We come back to the precinct in the captains office as J reports what happened to Vrak and Moxxie.
"So, no I did not brief you and yes, he did get away. But some bonus good news…" Uzi said with a sheepish smile and holds up a small tub of ice cream "I got you hazelnut." She places it in front of Vrak and added whispering "And a little spoon there for you."
Vrak just stares at her in disbelief.
Well that is bad, will Uzi be able to fix her mistake, find out in the final part of this episode
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