Episode 2 is here now, let's see what antics Uzi and co get into here.
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Gotham 99 Season 1 Ep2 Part 1
The Tagger
99th Precinct, 8:03 AM
We see Uzi arriving to the bullpen for another day on the job but she then see Vrak standing by her desk looking at her sternly.
"Ah, Captain. You're at my desk. Just what I wanna see first thing in the morning." Uzi said a bit sarcastically with a smile.
"You're three minutes late, Doorman." Vrak told her.
"Not my fault. I had a plumbing problem." Uzi said smiling.
We flash back to Uzi asleep in her bed as the alarm on her phone goes off. Annoyed she grabs her phone in her sleep and throws it away, it ending up landing in the toilet.
We return to the present with Uzi saying "Which reminds me, I'm gonna need a new departmentally issued phone." Vrak stares at her unamused. She then said "Oh, come on, really? I'm a few minutes late, so you're gonna call me out in front of everyone?"
"Good idea." Vrak said and then addresses the room saying "Everyone? Gather round, so I can call out Doorman in front of you." Upon hearing that the entire squad in the room approaches.
"Okay, fine. I was three minutes late. I'm sorry for doing one thing wrong." Uzi said annoyed.
"Oh, it's more than one thing." Vrak said picking up some files.
"Uh-oh." Uzi said not liking the sound of that.
"Let's start with the McCormick murder." Vrak said pointing to the top file.
"It was an amazing solve. I got him to confess in 20 minutes." Uzi told him.
"You also mislabelled the evidence, so that confession is worthless if the sergeant hadn't caught your mistake." Vrak told her, he then sets the files down and picks up two pictures of garbage and showed Uzi saying "Here are three cases with sloppy paperwork. Here are two pictures. One is your locker. The other is a garbage dump on Nar Shaddaa. Can you tell which is which?"
Uzi looks at the photos and points to one as she said "That one's the dump?"
"They're both your locker." Vrak said firmly.
"Gah, I should've guessed that. He's good." Uzi said smiling.
Vrak sets the photos down and picks up a new folder and said "This folder is labelled 'Fanfics, cringe.'"
"So I won't confuse it with 'Fanfics, Non-cringe.'" Uzi explained then added "Also, who cares about all these rules? I have more felony arrests than any other detective here."
"You also have more bugs living in your desk than any other detective." Vrak told her and pulls open a drawer to reveal a metallic like roach bug.
"Key Bug!" Uzi said gasping excited as everyone else awws, she picks up the bug and gently holds it "You guys, Key Bug's back."
"Get rid of the bug and get your act together now." Vrak orders her and leaves.
"He's grumpy." Uzi whispered to Key Bug.
99th Precinct, Morning Briefing, 8:30 AM
We soon come to everyone ready to start the day with new updates on ongoing cases and other important information.
"Okay, detectives, let's get started." Moxxie said standing at the podium while Vrak stands close by to observe "J, where are we with the Kane Street drug bust?"
"There are 12 keys of coke unaccounted for, but we just got a warrant to search the dealer's apartment." J explained.
"Good. Take N and Vaggie." Moxxie said nodding.
"Dream team." N said smiling and sips his oil coffee while Vaggie sitting behind him looks confused at that.
"Doorman, brief us on the vandalism case." Moxxie said getting to the next buisness.
Uzi stands and goes to the front grabbing the remote for the TV and said "Well, there's no easy way to put this, Sarge, but someone has been painting wieners on squad cars." She shows some images as an example of a squad car with said wiener which gets some laughter "And apparently, they won't stop until there's a wiener drawn on every cop car in Gotham."
"Oh, that's what he's been drawing. But what are those little round things at the bottom?" Tucker said looking at the image.
"That's the butt." Griff told his friend.
"The butt?" Uzi asked confused.
"I assume you have a plan to catch this gentleman." Vrak asked Uzi.
"Did you just say "genital-man"? Because if so, kudos, and yes, I have a plan." Uzi said amused then explained "I'm gonna plant a decoy squad car as bait. Meanwhile, I'll be waiting in an undercover vehicle here."
"He's already tagged three U/C vehicles. He can clearly spot 'em. You should take my minivan." Moxxie tells Uzi.
"A minivan? A-ha!" Vaggie said with a laugh and others laugh.
"You all got a problem with my minivan?" Moxxie asked annoyed and this makes everyone stop laughing nervous, he then said "'Cause my wife doesn't like it either. She wanted an SUV, but those things roll. They roll!"
"That's a good idea, sergeant. We'll take the van." Vrak said nodding.
"We? You're coming with me?" Uzi asked shocked "Sir, with all due respect, I don't need backup."
"It's not backup. It's babysitting." Vrak told her.
"Babysitting. A-ha!" Vaggie lets out laughing while Uzi looks unamused.
We come to the bullpen a while later where N, J and Vaggie were looking over the files of the drug case before heading out.
"Oh, look at this. The drug dealer got a B.A. in art history from Brooklyn college. Interesting, huh?" N said nodding
"How's that interesting?" Vaggie asked him.
"Well, it's surprising because you would think he had studied... drugs." N said a bit awkwardly.
"I studied art history too." J bragged happily.
"Also not interesting." Vaggie told her.
"Excuse me." Lizzy said approaching, standing next to her was a brownskinned human with long brown hair wearing a white shirt, baggy black pants and a green jacket he wore like a cape. Lizzy explained "I know I'm just a lowly civilian administrator, but I couldn't help overhearing you're looking for some missing drugs? As it turns out, my friend here, Hiro, is a psychic, and he's ready to help you."
"I do palms, tarot, and I have a degree in numerology from the internet." Hiro said presenting them with his business card which had his full name which was 'Yasuhiro Hagakure'
"Ugh, really Lizzy? A human psychic?" Vaggie asked as human ones were considered unreliable.
"What? He's the real deal. E.G., last week, he predicted I would have a sensuous encounter with a guy named Brad. And I did." Lizzy tells them.
We then flashback to Lizzy in a bar, after finishing her drink she turns to the men in the bar and called out "Is anyone here named Brad?" Several guys raise their hands and she points toy one "You're good."
We return to the present with Lizzy saying "Okay, he's had visions which, frankly, science cannot account for. Also, he can get you amazing deals on outdoor gear. He's assistant manager at Nook's Camping Supplies."
"Vision. The drugs are in a location. I see the color blue..." Hiro said eyes closed as he focuses
"He sees blue." Lizzy tells them.
Hiro also said "And yellow. And I see the letters "L", "R", "S", "T", "W", "E", and "B.""
"So basically, everyone's first eight guesses in hangman?" J asked not really trusting this 'vision'
"Thank you, Hiro. Your entire life is garbage." Vaggie said mockingly. She and J chuckle and walk off.
We come to Uzi approaching Moxxie as he was working. The purple haired drone said to the imp. "So Vrak's coming on my stakeout now? I made a mixtape with some very explicit rap on it, and now I can't sing along"
"You made a mixtape?" Moxxie asked surprised.
"Yes, I still listen to cassettes." Uzi said sighing "This alien is all over me. I mean, a Captain on a minor vandalism case? It's insane."
"What's insane is how you refuse to get with the program. There is a new sheriff in town, Uzi." Moxxie told her.
"Well, I like the old sheriff." Uzi said to that "I mean, Port wouldn't care about a messy desk or all these stupid rules."
We flashback to sometime during which Port was captain, we see Uzi aiming a taser at a cantaloupe. The rest of the detectives and officers in the room chanted "Tase, tase, tase, tase, tase..."
Port walks into the room and asked "Hey! What the hell's going on here?"
"Science experiment. I wanna see what happens if I taser this cantaloupe." Uzi explained smiling.
"Okay." Port said and heads back to his office.
"Tase, tase, tase, tase, tase..." The crowd chanted, Uzi fires but the tazer cables hit the computer instead and cause the lights to go out, the computer then catches fire "Aha. Oh! Yeah!"
We return to the present as Uzi added "And Port wouldn't care if I was three minutes late 'cause he was always an hour late and hungover, and he would let you do literally anything you want if you gave him a hamburger."
"Did he let you play your mixtape?" Moxxie asked with a grin.
"Okay. That's very funny." Uzi said annoyed and leaves.
"Get an iPod, man. Mixtape?" Moxxie said shaking his head.
We then come to N with Lizzy and Hiro as he said to the latter "I just want to apologize for my fellow detectives' behaviour. Okay, my Granny Smith also had the gift."
We flashback N in a hospital with a green sinnkined drone lying on a hospital bed. She was Granny Smith and said said to N "I feel that I will die soon."
We return to the present with N adding "She was right. She died two years later."
"Your sincere belief in my gift means a great deal. Vision." Hiro said and closes his eyes "The woman you love, the one you work with, the scary one with the white hair..."
"Vaggie. Yes?" N said excited.
"She doesn't love you back. She will never love you back." Hiro tells him firmly which emotionally deflates N.
"Say "thank you," N. He just told you your future." Lizzy said with a smile.
"Thank you." N said sadly.
Well that was a troubling prediction, sure hope N doesn't obsess over it, we'll find out soon
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