Part 2 is here where Uzi and J face problems with their job or tasks
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Gotham 99 Season 1 Ep3 Part 2
We then come to the precinct breakroom where N, Moxxie, Vaggie and J were. Uzi was also pacing in that room and looks at them.
"Oh, cool. You're all here in the break room." Uzi said smiling.
"You asked us to come in here." Vaggie told her.
"What? Here's a hypothetical question." Uzi said and then explained while pretending it isn't about her "Let's say I knew someone that, for the first time in their career, was experiencing, like, a minor slump. What do you think you would suggest to that person if they were going through that?"
"Well, I haven't really been in a slump since my divorce. So I'd tell this person, "Maybe get divorced." He'd have to get married first." N said thinking.
"Okay, so the suggestion to beat is get married and then divorced." Uzi said nodding to that. "Vaggie?"
"Fly to Canimus, hit a classy hotel bar, bone a stranger, slump over." Vaggie states simply
"Wow, that sounds amazing." Uzi said amazed.
"Yeah." Vaggie said with a smile.
"That's a good one. Sarge, what would you do?" Uzi said looking at Moxxie.
"10,000 sit-ups." Moxxie told her.
"Okay, do you have a backup plan in case my hypothetical person can only do 9,500, or 3?" Uzi asked sweat dropping.
Vrak then walks into the breakroom and asked "What's going on in here?"
"We're helping Uzi's friend get out of his slump." N tells him while Uzi makes a motion for N to shut up.
"Or try working a case until it's solved, Doorman." Vrak said looking at the drone "I always find that closing cases is the best way to end the slump." He then leaves the break room
"Thank you, Captain!" Uzi calls out.
"He's right. You just need a win. Pick your easiest, no-brainer case, and work it till it's done." Moxxie tells Uzi.
"Fine! Right after I do Vaggie's Canimus love making thing. That sounds fun." Uzi said smiling as she leaves the room.
"Yeah." Vaggie said smiling.
We then come to a while later the Briefing room where J and Vaggie were about to start the Juinor Police Program.
"Okay, this is the Junior Police Program. AKA 'Mission Possible.'" J said smiling then hits a button on the remote in her hand and spy music starts playing from the TV. She then walks back and forth while pointing at the kids as she said "Your mission, should you choose to accept it is to get your life back on track."
"Narc." Lizzy faking a cough as she said that walking in. This got a laugh from the kids.
"Hey, Lizzy. What are you doing?" J asked with a worried and annoyed smile.
"Oh, hi, J. Since I have nothing to offer, and since I'm not a cop, I thought I'd just show up and learn." Lizzy said with a smile sipping from her energon cup.
J looks to Vaggie and asked "Do you wanna help me out here?"
"Nah, I think I'm good." Vaggie told her.
J turns back to the kids and said "I know you think getting in trouble is cool. But let me show you what can happen if you continue down this path." She then gets into character and said in a different voice " Hey, yo, bleep-blorp, I'm an at-risk kid, and I think it's cool to sell drugs."
"Hold up." One of the kids a boy named Jimbo Jones said and asked, "Why does the kid selling drugs sound like he's an alien?"
"He's not." J said to that.
"Well, why not? Are you saying that alien people can't sell drugs?" Lizzy asked J.
"No, I'm not saying that." J said shaking her head.
"We have an Alien Grand Consoler. Why can't alien people sell drugs?" Jimbo asked.
"I'm so confused." J said confused why it ends up this way.
"Alien people can sell drugs!" Lizzy begins chanting and soon all the kids join in.
Just then Vrak comes back the doorway and overhears and enters looking confused and J gives him a thumbs up.
We come to N walking down a hallway but then hear a noise coming from the evidence lockup and moves to listen in.
Moxxie is heard making a muffled grunt and said "Don't make me hit you again." Worried N rushes in only to see Moxxie was actually working on a doll house. Moxxie seeing him awkwardly said "Um...I'm building this dollhouse for my girls. It's their birthday tomorrow. I told my wife I'd get it done."
"I had the same exact one when I was a kid!" N said smiling
We flashback to when N was a kid, he was playing with the dollhouse, meanwhile his sister Emily was getting annoyed as she wanted to play with it.
"Mom, N is hogging my doll house!" Emily calls out.
"Grandma bought it for the both of us!" Kid N said in defence.
We return to the present where N asked Moxxie "You want some help, big imp?"
"No! I can do this. It's just driving me a little crazy." Moxxie said and looks at the instructions "Where do I affix the princess tower, N?! Where do I affix it?!"
"On the side of the turret…" N said in attempt to answer the question.
"Not now, Boyle. Let a me breathe. Let a me breathe." Moxxie said trying to calm himself down.
We come to the bullpen where Uzi was talking to Tucker.
"Why would I swap cases with you?" Tucker asked confused "I got multiple calls that a guy in the Citadel Towers is dealing meth out of his apartment. It's a guaranteed arrest."
"And therefore, will have a ton of paperwork." Uzi told him smiling and holds up a case file "Which I know you hate. I have a murder here with no leads and no evidence. It's unsolvable, and thus... shall have no paperwork." She hands it to Tucker.
"You had me at 'No paperwork.'" Tucker said smiling taking the file and shakes Uzi's hand.
"That was the very end of the sentence." Uzi said smiling then moves to leave and said to N. "All right N. Let's hit it."
"So, where are you going, Doorman?" Vrak asked approaching her.
"I am on my way to ending the slump. I got a dunker, Captain. Nothin' but net." Uzi said smiling.
"Hey, slump, you're about to get nailed by the Uzi Hammer." N said in support.
"So, you haven't solved any of your old cases, and yet you've taken on a new one. I mean, shouldn't you at least solve this Mike Graves missing grandfather case first?" Vrak asked her.
"Or I could solve a super easy one, get my mojo back, and move on to catching The Calendar Man." Uzi said smiling and asked N "Am I getting ahead of myself?"
"No, you are not, Uzi Crow." N said to her.
"I like Uzi Hammer better. Let's go. Ah." Uzi said and she and N leave while Vrak watches them.
We then come back to J and Vaggie at the Junior Police Program staring through the window at the kids.
"I did not think getting these kids to sign up would be this hard." J tells Vaggie sighing.
Vaggie scoffs and tells J "These kids don't wanna listen to you. You're like... Smart and articulate."
"So are you!" J said to that insulted but then asked "Why am I offended by that?"
"They don't identify with you because you're not from the streets. I am. Follow, watch, learn." Vaggie tells her and the two head back in "All right, listen up." She rips some earbuds out of two girls ears and tells the kids "I know you think you're awesome people. But deep down, you're scared. How do I know? Because I've been that same scared kid, and if you don't get your junk together, I'm gonna end up busting you and throwing you in jail. Got it?"
After a short moment of silent Jimbo said "Remix, yo!" He then hits button on his phone and a remixed version of Vaggie's speech plays and all the kids and Lizzy laugh at this.
"What's happening?" Vaggie asked stunned at this.
"I think they're laughing at you." J tells her.
"That's never happened before. I don't like it." Vaggie said fuming a bit.
Citadel Towers, 2:12 PM
We come to Uzi with N, the building's landlord and three over officers. They get ready then burst in to see an old man known as Old Jewish Man holding a flute with a bunch of birds in the room as well.
"GCPD, hands where I can see them." Uzi said as she and the others point their guns at him. N goes to check the other rooms.
The Old Jewish Man raises his hands and said "Don't shoot! I was just practicing my minuets, but I'll hold it down."
"All right, flute man, who else is in this apartment? Where's the dealer?" Uzi asked him.
"I live here alone with my birds." Old Jewish Man tells her.
"What, you don't think I know this M.O.? These are mules. They're drug mules. They're bird mule drugs. Drug bird mules." Uzi said not really convincing herself on that either.
"Apartment's clear." N tells Uzi.
"We got multiple calls about a dealer here." Uzi said to the old man.
"I bet it's the silly kids down the hall. They love prank calling me." Old Jewish man explained and as he does Uzi sighs frustrated and all the cops lower their guns "The only drugs in this apartment are for my heart, my liver, my kidney, my salivary glands, and my head and my feet."
N looks at Uzi and said worried "Oh, bird pooped on your shoulder. No, wait... Pooped on your head, then dripped onto your shoulder."
Indeed to added to Uzi's annoyance at not solving her slump issue a bird did poop on her.
99th Precinct, 3:22 PM
Uzi and N arrive together back at the precinct the and N tells Uzi "I'm telling you, it's good luck."
"No, it isn't, okay? That's just something people say when a bird poops on you to make you feel better because it's terrible." Uzi tells N annoyed.
"Fore, coming in!" Tucker announces as he enters the room with several cuffed criminals.
"Oh, come on." Uzi lets out shocked and annoyed.
Tucker then explains "I was at the crime scene. This guy comes up out of nowhere, confesses. Well, he says he's gotta make things right, so helps me track down his accomplices."
"That is so great, man. Looks like everything's coming up Tucker." Uzi said holding in her need to scream.
We then come to the Drone washroom where Uzi was looking at herself in the mirror. Just then Lizzy enters the room.
"Hey, Uzi. You busy?" Lizzy asked to Uzi.
"Yes, I am kind of busy." Uzi said to her.
"The medical examiner's office just called. They mishandled some evidence. So the D.A.'s gonna have to dismiss your last two busts." Lizzy tells her.
Uzi sighs in annoyance and said "Great. And the slump gets worse."
"I don't think it's a slump. Honestly, you are straight-up cursed." Lizzy tells her.
"Good to know." Uzi said and turns on the tap on the sink only to get sprayed by water till she manages to turn it off. Soaking wet she looks to Lizzy and said "Can you hand me a paper towel, please, Lizzy?"
Lizzy looks to the nearby paper towel dispencer and sees it's empty and tells Uzi "There's no more left."
"Yeah, that sounds right." Uzi said with a nod.
Well Uzi might be cursed, how will she overcome this, find out soon.
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