Well here we go, the final part of Episode 3, enjoy.

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Gotham 99 Season 1 Ep3 Part 3

We come to Vrak in his office as Uzi still damp walk in along with N.

"Hey." Uzi said to the captain.

Vrak looking at Uzi points out "You're dripping on my carpet."

"Oh, don't worry, sir. It's just bathroom tap water." Uzi said and adds "Clean bathroom tap water."

"You could eat off her shirt." N adds in smiling.

"Why would I ever eat off her shirt?" Vrak asked N confused who just shrugged.

"Look, sir, I don't know what's going on, but I think I'm cursed." Uzi said to Vrak.

"Cursed, huh?" Vrak said curious and puts the folder he was holding down.

Uzi nods and explains "The freakiest things have been happening to me. I mean, I can't solve a case to save my life. Birds are unloading on me left and right. And, two seconds ago..."


Flashback to a bit earlier where Uzi walks into the evidence room trying to dry herself while Moxxie was still working on the doll house.

"Hey, Sarge, do we have any old t-shirts in here? I…" Uzi said and then trips a bit stumbling into Moxxie which causes the doll house to fall over.

Moxxie lets out annoyed heavy breathing as he turns to glare at a nervous Uzi.


Returning to the present, Uzi finishes her explanation with saying "Cursed."

Vrak nods thinking and said "Yeah, I've seen this kind of thing before. It happened to a friend of mine back in the 1-8. Detective Sonoya. We called him Son. He thought he was cursed, and because cops are superstitious, the whole precinct thought he was cursed."

"But then he found a case, and he solved it. And now he's married to Courtney Gears" Uzi said smiling.

"No. No one would go out on calls with him. He responded to a riot at a gym without backup, and got beaten up by a human girls' volleyball team. It was actually quite violent." Vrak told her.

"Man... Human girls are so scary." N said to that gulping.

"I don't want you out in the field again, Doorman. I'm pulling you from casework." Vrak tells Uzi "You can digitize old files with Grif"

"You're benching me?" Uzi said in shock and said "No, no, no, look- I've got a plan. Give all my open cases to Tucker, who's suddenly on a roll, and assign me 20 fresh ones. Eventually, my luck will turn."

"No, I don't think that's what's best for you or the squad. Not until this blows over." Vrak tells her.

"And how long will that be?" Uzi asked him.

"Could be a week, could be a month." N said and sees Uzi glaring at him and tells her "Sorry, we're just saying bigger and bigger numbers."


We next come to J and Vaggie sitting at the table in the precinct kitchen at a loss on how to reach the kids.

"I don't know how to connect with these kids." J said to Vaggie "They're mean and shallow and respect nothing. I mean, what kind of person would they even listen to?"

"Tucker, stop bringing your food in little tupperware containers. It hurts my fingers when I'm trying to open it." Lizzy is heard calling out holding said Tupperware and an energy convertor to make the food suitable to robotic beings.

"Sorry!" Tucker calls out.

J and Vaggie getting the same idea get up and approach Lizzy. J smiling said in the same tone she tried with Vaggie before "Hey, Lizzy. That's a super cute…"

"What do you want?" Lizzy asked seeing through it.

"…Sweater. Okay." J said and then tells her "Vaggie and I think it would be great if you talked to the kids." Vaggie nods in agreement.

"Mm, I thought only cops could help." Lizzy asked them both.

"In this case, not being a cop might actually be better." Vaggie tells her.

"Mm, that's true. In all cases, cops are the worst." Lizzy said nodding with J and Vaggie looking at her bemused.

We then come to Uzi at her desk digitizing files. She was now wearing a GCPD gym shirt due to her regular jacker and blouse were soaked.

"'Enter the numbers from this report into the corresponding boxes on the screen. Then fill out these fields.' And I'm in a coma." Uzi said boardly, she then sees Tucker walking by "Hey, Tucker. Help me out, man. I'm so bored. Let me jump back on that murder with you."

"No, I got it." Tucker said smiling.

"Come on, man, let me just…" Uzi said reaching for the file in Tucker's hands.

Tucker scared pulls back and called out "No, don't touch it! You're contagious. Everything could fall apart!"

"Doorman, leave Tucker alone! Come her." Vrak said and Tucker heads back to his desk while Uzi goes over to Vrak. "I got in touch with Son." He holds up a rabbit's foot keychain "He says that you should rub this rabbit's foot with your left forefinger and your pinky, like this, for good luck. Okay? Now you try it." He hands it to her.

"Okay." Uzi said taking it and starts to rub the rabbit's food as instructed as Vrak heads back to his office "Yep. It's definitely helping. I can feel it. The curse is lifting off of me." She then winces "Ah, hand cramp!"

"Rub, rub, rub." Vrak told her without looking.


We then come to N entering the evidence room to check on Moxxie only to find him groaning and whimpering on the floor.

"You okay?" N asked Moxxie concerned.

"The fairy princess castle has defeated me. I'm a grown imp man with imp man hands and an imp man brain. I should be able to put together a dollhouse in less than four hours. Why does it have to be so hard?" Moxxie said and picks up a three pronged screw and shows it to N "Look... This screw has three point sides. And nowhere to screw it in!" He drops it and picks up four wheels "And there's wheels. What kind of castle has wheels?" Moxxie then in rage screams and proceeds in a haze of anger and frustration starts to destroy what's left of the dollhouse.


We come back to Uzi who was back at work digitizing files. Vrak was watching her as he drank his coffee.

"117A. Yes. 117B. Yes. 118A." Uzi said then she noticed something "Wait a minute." She looks at some papers, taking them and then gets up to leave only to see Vrak looking at her "Hey, just heading to the restroom."

"Take the rabbit's foot." Vrak told her.

Uzi nods and grabs the rabbit's foot from her desk. "Roger that." She then hurries to the drone restroom.


A while later N meets her in the restroom and said to Uzi "Hey. What's going on?"

"Well, I'm not allowed to leave my desk, so we have to meet in here." Uzi tells him

N smiles and said "So what you're saying is that this is kind of a..."

"No, for the last time, Charles, we don't need a clubhouse." Uzi said annoyed.


We flashback to several instances of this, the first was Uzi coming out on to the roof and sees N in a tent who said "Clubhouse"

We next see N and Uzi in the printer room where N says in a low sing song voice "Clubhouse."

We then come to the morgue where the two were looking over a body and N said to Uzi "You know what I'm thinking?"

"No clubhouse." Uzi told him flatly.


We return to the present where Uzi hands N a list of numbers and tells him "I need you to make these calls for me. Don't let Holt see you. But if my hunch is right, the slump is over. Come through for me, N."

"You know I will." N said smiling.

"All right." Uzi said nodding.

"I'm just saying, put a couple leather chairs in here." N tells her still thinking on the clubhouse

"Go!" Uzi said annoyed and N leaves.


We come back to the briefing room where Lizzy takes a crack at talking to the kids for the Junior Police Program.

"Children, your problem is not that you're troubled or at-risk or bad dressers." Lizzy said and looked at the kid behind Jimbo "Is that a trucker hat? Still?" The kid takes the hat off "Come on. Your problem... is that you don't have passion for anything. My life turned around when I found my passion. And today, well I hope to inspire you with it."

Lizzy turns on the radio that plays Christina Aguilera's Beautiful and she starts dancing, which was very bizarre kind of dancing. She soon ends the music.

"What are we thinking? Yes, in the goggles." Lizzy said pointing to one of the kids a girl named Miu Iruma.

"I think I speak for everyone when I say your weird dancing was just weird." Miu points out with Jimbo who was next to her nodding in agreement.

"Fine. Cops make 52,000 a year. You never have to stop at a red light. And you get to carry a gun. Who wants in?" With that eight kids raise their hands, one of them being Miu while Jimbo doesn't and shakes his head not at all interested "Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Yes."

"Oh, my business plan. You got eight kids to sign up. How did you know that would work?" J asked Lizzy amazed as she and Vaggie approach her.

"That's what made me sign up when I was a kid." Lizzy tells them.

"You did this program?" Vaggie asked her.

Lizzy nods and said "Mm-hmm. Yeah. It does not work."


We come back to the drone restroom where N enters bring in Renee Graves and her husband. He said smiling "They're here."

Uzi shoves open a door to some part supplies in the drone restroom and said "Fantastic. Too dramatic?"

"No." N tells her.

"Hi" Uzi said to the couple.

"Why are we in the bathroom?" Renee asked annoyed.

"I thought you might ask that, and I will answer in due time. But first, I know what happened to your grandpa." Uzi said smiling and added "Nothing."

"What are you talking about?" Renee asked her.

"The reason I couldn't find him is because he never existed. I had Detective N make some calls, and it turns out you've done this before." Uzi said smiling and shows the papers in her hands "Five missing persons reports in five different states. Recognize this?"

"What are you accusing us of?" Renee asked her.

"Probably insurance fraud. Definitely filing a false report and obstruction of justice." Uzi tells the couple grinning "Now, you were wondering why we did this in the bathroom. It's because you're full of scrap."

"Blammo! Uzi Hammer strikes again." N said excited

"Uzi Hammer strikes again." Uzi said nodding in agreement.


We come to Vrak exiting his office and looks at J and Vaggie and said to them "Detectives. I see we got eight recruits for the Junior Police Program. Outstanding."

"Thank you, sir." J said smiling but then adds "But, as important as your praise is to me, it should actually go to Lizzy. She's the one that got through to the kids."

"Yes, I am amazing. And I only ask for one thing in repayment. A 600% raise." Lizzy said to Vrak smiling.

"Or... I can give you a zero percent raise and make you my personal assistant, which is what I'm doing. I think you have hidden talents, which will make you surprisingly good at the job." Vrak told her.

"No, I have no talents." Lizzy said in shock.

"You start Monday." Vrak said smiling and enters his office.

"Ugh. Constantly getting Vrak's approval is the worst." Lizzy said to J and Vaggie annoyed.

"Yes, I can only imagine." J said disappointed.

We then see Uzi walking into Vrak's office proud holding her phone.

"Well, the curse is over. The slump is done. Uzi is back." Uzi said and goes round to be on the same side of the desk as Vrak and poses while asking "Permission to take a selfie of the two of us, sir?"

"Permission denied" Vrak said simply

"Too late." Uzi said and takes the photo and heads back to the other side saying proudly "Ah, that was a good one."

"So, the rabbit's foot worked, huh?" Vrak asked her.

"Ah, maybe. All I know is my mind was so numb from doing all that boring data entry that my brain kind of rebooted, and I had an inspiration about one of my old cases." Uzi said taking a deep breath and sees Vrak smiling then puts two and two together "And I now see that that was your plan all along. And that you're capable of smiling."

"All talented detectives haves their ups and downs, Doorman." Vrak tells her.

"So you think I'm talented. You said it. No takebacks." Uzi said grinning

"You know why N doesn't slump?" Vrak asked her,

"Because his whole life is a slump?" Uzi said thinking

"Because he doesn't let adversity get him down. He keeps grinding. If I'd given you those new cases, the second you hit a snag, you would have spiraled again. You need to stay out of your own head." Vrak explained to her.

"Okay. But, sir, I don't get it. If that was your plan, why bother with Son and the rabbit's foot?" Uzi asked confused.

"Well, there's a very good reason for that. I was, uh, I believe the Earth term is, uh... messing with you." Vrak said thinking.

"Oh... I see what's going on here. We're becoming homies." Uzi said smiling and then calls out as he leaves the office "Office Christmas card candidate, right here! Me and Vrak are homies!"

We then come to N appoching Moxxie who was at his desk, the imp having his face in his hands.

"Hey, Sarge. I assembled the castle for you. Here it is." N said to Moxxie showing him the rebuilt dollhouse which had some police decorations and on the front door a picture of Moxxie's face.

Moxxie amazed standing to get a better look asked "Oh, my Satan. What happened to all the princess flourishes?"

"Well, they were destroyed, so I turned it into a princess police station." N explained to Moxxie "You know, some jobs take brains, some jobs take muscles, some jobs take dainty little robot fingers. Did I ever tell you I had to wear a woman's wedding ring?"

"Thank you, N. I appreciate it." Moxxie said wrapping an arm around the drone.

"You're a good dad. Don't put so much pressure on yourself." N tells Moxxie who nods "Oh, check this out. Working siren." He flicks a switch and an alarm starts loudly blaring making people shield their ears "I'll fix that!"

Regardless the day of the slump is over now we await to see what other challenges the 99 will face.


Well Uzi beat the slump now she learned to take time to reset her brain but what next to happen, find out soon.

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