The second episode of Multiversal Madness has arrived!
Today will be our very first challenge, which is, fittingly, a blast from the past of season 1 episode 2!
Just in case anyone's wondering, Mr. Cheese is supposed to pronounce L's as W's. I don't replace the former with the latter all the time, mostly because I want people to understand what he's saying half the time.
Who will be the first to leave the game? Find out now!
Chris starts the episode off by recapping the events of the previous one.
"Last time on Total Drama Multiversal Madness!"
Footage from the previous episode starts to play in the background while Chris narrates over it.
"Our 36 contestants were introduced one by one, all ready to win it all. Most of them, at least."
"There was a large amount of interactions between the campers, some dramatic, some hilarious and some just plain weird."
"3 teams of 12 were formed and people already started fighting."
"And finally, at the end, the whole cast went to the iconic cliff of Camp Wawanakwa to begin their very first challenge."
The stock footage stops as Chris is finally shown on screen.
"Now, which teams are going to win? What alliances will be made? And most importantly, who will be the first eliminated? Find out now on
Total
Drama
Multiversal
Madness!"
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We were back where we left off last episode, at the cliff with all 36 contestants and Chris himself, gleefully awaiting the chaos that will ensue shortly.
"And now we're back on Total Drama Multiversal Madness!" He began. "Your first challenge is a recreation of our very first back in 2007. All you need to do is simply jump off this 1000 foot cliff and into the water! The team with the least amount of jumpers shall go to the season's very first elimination ceremony, where they will vote off one of their own, and never come back ever!"
Most of the campers were at the very least concerned, if not terrified, hearing what the challenge is about.
"Are you insane? We can potentially die in this challenge!" Monika complained.
Nichelle didn't look bothered by this. "Eh, you'll get used to it eventually, and trust me, there's way worse stuff comin' up ahead, I'm sure of it."
Brody decided to chime in as well. "Yeah dudette! My bro Geoff jumped off the same cliff and he was just fine 'n dandy!"
"Geoff's kind of...not very bright so I doubt I'll clear up the fear everyone else has." Sanders counteracted.
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Confessional: Sanders
Sanders: Trust me, I saw those two in action for a few weeks or so, I know what I'm talking about.
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Confessional: Plankton
Plankton: Why is everyone so scared of the freakin' water? If my computer wife can live there just fine, these guys are just being a buncha drama queens!
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"Now, since Team Cocoa technically arrived first by virtue of Sonic, they're the first ones to jump. Any objections?"
The entirety of Team Cocoa minus Pillow and Homer and plus Jeffy raised their hands.
"You people are no fun." Chris complained. "But whatever. Team Cocoa, better make sure to get as many jumpers as humanly possible!"
Both Team Rose and Team Pee Pee stepped away a bit to let Team Cocoa jump.
Monika decided to get her whole team into a circle except Homer because he passed out AGAIN!
"Alright everybody, if we want to win this challenge, we need as many jumpers as we can, so first, I suggest we write off anyone who can't jump, and I've already got an idea of who shouldn't."
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Confessional: Nick
Nick: Please be me, please be me!
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"...And that someone is obviously Connor!"
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Confessional: Nick
Nick: FUCK!
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"M-me, what did I do wrong?"
Monika shrugged. "Pretty simple reason: You're by far the oldest on our team, making you the most vulnerable."
"Come on, give me a chance to prove myself!"
"Unfortunately sir, she's right." Ash said. "Besides, we've still got 11 other jumpers!"
Sonic looked at the water in fear "Ugh, make that 10."
"Why exactly is that?" Monika asked.
"I-It's nothing!"
Player's inner nerd sense started tingling. "Wow, you don't know anything about Sonic, do you? He fears water and can't swim at all, that's like one of his most notable character traits!"
"So you're a nerd?" Nick snarked. "Disappointing to hear, I thought you were one of the more sensible people on the team."
"Hey!"
Mr. Cheese, for some unexplained reason, decided to leave his team and go off on his own.
"Wha? Did Mr. Cheese seriously just bail on us?" Player said, bewildered by this.
"Oh yeah he absolutely did." Pillow answered.
"Great, we're already down 3 players." Monika complained.
"Make that 4, cuz I'm not getting my jacket wet." Nick said.
"Seriously? Do any of you actually want to win?" Player complained to his teammates.
"I-I do! Is that enough?" Ash answered.
"I guess."
"Um guys?" Cocoa Cookie asked. "Homer's fallen asleep again!"
Cut to Homer, who has passed out asleep again.
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Confessional: Player
Player: Does the universe hate me?
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"It doesn't matter." Pillow said. "What's stopping us from just throwing him over the cliff?"
Chris suddenly appears to them. "That's against the rules of the challenge. We at Total Drama respect player's consent, unless not doing so gives more drama."
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Confessional: Pillow
Pillow: Aw shucks. Throwin' him down would've been so fun.
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"Guess we're down to nearly half our team now." Player sarcastically remarked. "Better hope the other team sucks more."
"Then what are, like, waiting for? Let's jump!" LSP said.
And so, the members of Team Cocoa finally started jumping.
First one to do so was Monika, who managed to safely land in the water. "WHOO! That wasn't so bad!" She yelled at the bottom.
"Well, guess it ain't that dangerous after all." Player said. "Continue jumping."
Soon after what Player said, the rest of his team jumped as well. Him, Ash and Mae all jumped at around the same time and landed just fine. But then, when LSP tried to do so...
"Uh, guys? How does your girl, who like, floats, jump into the, like, water?"
"Just try not floating, I guess." Connor told her.
"That's like the thing, I can't. Literally impossible."
She then demonstrated it by floating to the water and lightly entering it. "So Chris, does this like, count?"
"Nope, it very much doesn't!"
"See?"
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Confessional: Lumpy Space Princess
LSP: 'Least my team won't, like, hold it 'gainst me right?
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Confessional: Monika
Monika: That bitch!
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Confessional: Lumpy Space Princess
"I'm just gonna, like, watch some TikTok, 'kay?" She said before pulling out her phone and doing just that.
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Player tried reassuring his team. "Come on guys, we've still got Cocoa and Pillow, right?"
At the top Cocoa Cookie was frozen in fear and Pillow was frozen for no reason.
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Confessional: Cocoa Cookie
Cocoa Cookie was drinking a lot of cocoa at once out of stress.
Cocoa Cookie: Oh what do I what do I do?
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"Um, maybe you can, I dunno, close your eyes and pretend the water is just cocoa?" Sonic suggested.
"What? Sonic you're a genius! Water isn't all that different from Cocoa, and I love cocoa! Well then, see ya after we win!"
Cocoa Cookie then finally jumped from the cliff and landed right on Player, injuring the crewmate.
"Oh, you ok sir?" She asked, concerned about him.
Player laid a thumbs up. "F-Fine, just get off me please."
At the top, the last jumper, Pillow, was preparing to do just that.
She got on her feet and jumped into the air, waiting to fall in the water...
That is, until she got blown by the wind and went straight onto the other side of the island.
"SERIOUSLY!?" The entirety of Team Cocoa screamed in unison.
"Yes, seriously." Chris sarcastically answered. "So, Team Cocoa had 5 out of 12 members jump, which is less than half. That's pretty bad. Your only hope is for another team to do worse."
The whole team looked seriously disappointed at their performance.
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Confessional: Sonic
Sonic: When I say Gotta Go Fast, I'm not refering to getting voted off first.
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Meanwhile, in the woods of Camp Wawanakwa, the one and only Mr. Cheese was going around all by himself, seemingly thinking of a plan of some kind.
"Hmmm, what do, what do?" He thought to himself, loudly of course. "Maybe, Mr. Cheese can-" Before he could finish what he said, Mr. Cheese accidentally falls into a tent because he didn't pay attention to his surroundings.
"Cheese Louise." He manages to mutter going back up on his feet and seeing what was in the tent.
It seemed to be some kind of headquarters for Chris or someone working on the show. There was a two sized bed, a jacuzzi, a TV and even a Gaming PC. That last in particular caught the attention of Mr. Cheese, who went to it, got on the gaming chair, and managed to enter his account on Windows.
After fucking around for a while, he went to the Steam application, got on his Steam library and saw that he owned the game Doki Doki Literature Club.
"Interesting." He muttered as he double clicked on the game with his mouse.
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Confessional: Mr. Cheese
Mr. Cheese: Oh does Mr. Cheese gonna have a big brain move comin' right up!
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It was now Team Rose's turn to jump down the cliff. Contrary to the previous team, they were nowhere near as hesitant as them, with at most 3 being scared of jumping.
"So who's gonna jump first? Just in case." Sanders asked them.
"Oh, oh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!" Amy begged as she jumped up and down like a toddler. "Sonic's gon' be real jealous to see me go into the water first, I can feel it!"
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Confessional: Nichelle
Nichelle: Guess those two are like a gender swapped Emma and Chase. Hopefully the Chase here ain't a sociopath like last time.
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"Do what you want mon, it really don't matter." Dee Jay told her.
"SWEET!" Amy yelled out. "For Sonic!" She then jumped into the water at ferocious speed and landed faster than you can say "Oof".
Dee Jay was quite impressed. "Oh, that girl's got some cool moves!"
"Such is the power of horny teenage girls." Sanders remarked.
Then, both of them jumped
Frisk jumped in without having a single reaction, as usual.
Bea was preparing herself for the jump, before being interrupted by who else but Nichelle.
"Yo, seems you're ready for anythin' here." She said.
"...I am, but I don't see any good reason for you to interrupt me." Bea responded.
"Oh, y'know, just wanted ya to know that I do, in fact, respect you, if you happened to get the wrong idea."
"...Sure."
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Confessional: Bea
Bea: Nothing screams more respect than harassing someone you've just met.
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"I wanna have a lil rival all to myself, , and you're the perfect candidate! Say, you gonna move or what?"
Bea had a little smile on her face. "...I will, but you go first."
"'Kay, lemme-" Bea then proceeded to grab Nichelle's whole body feet first. "Hey, let go of me you psycho!"
Bea dropped Nichelle off the cliff before also jumping herself right afterwards.
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Confessional: Nichelle
Nichelle: That little jerk! She thinks she's so above me to just drop my ass down that thousand feet long cliff! I'll take her down as if my life depends on it!
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Confessional: Bea
Bea: Did I have any regrets about what I did to her? Yes, I should've done more.
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Next we had Donald Duck, who flew to the bottom with his wings. Chris then went over to him.
"Nope, not counting it man." He said.
"[ANGRY DUCK NOISES]"
"FOR AMERICA!" Toby Queef yelled before he let out a cannonball into the ocean.
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Confessional: Toby Queef
Toby Queef: Back in Afghanistan, me 'n the boys used to jump o' them helicopters whilst also firing our AK-47s in the air, shooting any Ayrab nearby.
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Wonder Woman and Boba Fett were the next ones to go, and jumped pretty easily.
This means that the last member of Team Rose is Banban, who, for some unknown reason, decided against jumping.
"So, Team Rose has managed to have 10 out of 12 jump!" Chris declared. "This means that they're pretty much safe from elimination and that Team Cocoa will lose a member unless Team Pee Pee somehow does worse!"
Everyone on Team Cocoa was almost certain they'll lose the challenge.
Regardless of that, Player still tries reassuring his team. "Come on guys, we're still in! So long as the other team does worse, we're safe!"
Meanwhile, Cocoa Cookie was covering her face in her cup out of fear, Monika slapped herself, and Homer was still asleep at the top.
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Confessional: Player
Player: Ok we're screwed.
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Now, it was finally Team Pee Pee's turn to compete in the challenge. Chris himself greeted them right before they started.
"Alright Team Word-I-Can't-Pronounce-Because-This-Is-A-Family-Show, you're the last dudes and dudettes left who need to jump. All you need to be safe is to not have half or more of your members not jump. Should be real easy, okay?"
All the members of Team Pee Pee (or at least the ones who physically could) nodded their heads.
"Good." Chris declared. "Get, set, GO!"
The first on their team to step in was Johnny Cage. "Alright, all you losers step back. Let me show you what a real star can do!"
"Johnny, that's not nice!" Leafy yelled out.
"Don't care!" Johnny yelled back before he jumped off the cliff and took a selfie at the exact same time.
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Confessional: Cabby
Cabby was once again writing in her files.
Cabby: That selfie making skill of his is incredible!
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Leafy then went over to Jeffy. "So, Jeffy, I see you're feeling pretty nice today, huh? How 'bout you jump down, huh?"
"Why?" Jeffy bluntly asked.
"Because we need to win the challenge, and winning challenges is a nice thing to do!"
"Why?"
"Because being nice is the only thing you should ever do!"
"Why?"
"Because I said so!"
"Why?"
"Screw it, I'll jump myself because unlike you, I'm nice!" Leafy said before jumping...
...And then the wind blew her right back to her prior position.
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Confessional: Leafy
Leafy: Does this mean The Lord himself is not nice? *Gasp*, then that means I should be an atheist!
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"WOOOOOOO! Let's go!" Brody yelled before jumping straight down.
Cordelia also jumped, but didn't bother making a big deal about it.
"Alright, this shouldn't be hard at all!" Plankton says before going down...and then having the worst day in his life.
"OW!" He said as he hit part of the cliff.
"Oof!" As he hit one again.
"AH!"
"Ouch!"
"UGH!"
"AHHHHHHH!"
Then he finally got on the ground, looking badly injured.
"Oh my Files, someone call an ambulance!" Cabby yelled.
"Alright, I'll go put him in the medical tent!" Chris replied.
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Confessional: Plankton
Plankton was in a full body cast, barely conscious.
Plankton: Uh, Can someone call Karen to tell her I-
He then loses what was left of his consciousness.
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"Is Plankton gonna be okay?" Brody asked. "I'd suck for real if he got out like that!"
Chris reassured him. "Relax, he'll be fine. Contestants only get out via injuries if I feel like it, and right now, I don't!"
"Not sure If that's such a good idea, morally or pragmatically." Cabby muttered.
"You nerds shut it and get on with the challenge!" Chris yelled out from below. "Oh and by the way, that did count, so you should at least be a little happy!"
Gumshoe didn't even try jumping. "Um, pals, I'm sorry, but I don't feel like jumping!"
Leafy looked shocked. "I thought you were a nice person Gumshoe! Nice people jump!"
"I know I know, but I simply can't!"
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Confessional: Dick Gumshoe
Gumshoe: On my first assignment as a detective, the chief made me clean his daughter's fish bowl. I felt so bad at that poor fish for not having a home, I've developed a phobia of anything water related ever since! That's one of the reasons I mainly drink coffee, pal.
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"Guys, I suggest you come over to me." Ashley said. "I've got an idea that can win us the challenge easily!"
Sure enough, Nightwing, Mona and Rottytops all went to her.
"I'm gonna use a little teleportation spell to get us right below the waters, thus sparing ourselves from any harm!"
"Isn't that a little dangerous, pal?" Gumshoe asked.
"Quit ruining the fun, bozo." Rottytops replied to him.
Ashley said something in Latin, which casted some purple aura around the 4 of them, and then it teleported all 4 right below the water, getting them wet.
"Ashley, that was a great idea!" Nightwing said as he swam back to shore.
"Don't celebrate just yet." Chris countered. "Since none of you 4 actually jumped, just teleported, it won't count."
"WHAT?" Rottytops yelled out. "Are you freakin' serious?"
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Confessional: Ashley
Ashley: I won't say its unfair out loud, but it is.
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"1000% serious everyone, which means you currently have less jumpers than Team Cocoa!"
"B-But say, Chris, what would happen if both teams tied, since I'm more or less the only one who's going to?" Cabby hesitantly asked.
"Oh simple. Since Team Cocoa arrived first on the challenge site, you guys are gonna lose anyway unless more of you jump!"
"Holy guaca fucking mole!" Jeffy yelled. "That's fuckin' crazy!"
Cabby was getting nervous, starting to sweat and look around, desperate to come up with a way for her team to win.
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Confessional: Cabby
Cabby: I've been put in quite the problematic situation. If my team wins, not only do I have to jump, but at least one of the three who still hasn't will need too as well. I don't want to force Gumshoe into doing so, Jeffy will refuse not matter what, and Leafy is unlikely to reach the bottom with that wind around! Um, what do, what do?
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After a little while of thinking, Cabby finally came up with a good strategy. In that moment, a lightbulb came above her head.
"Aha! I've got it! Jeffy, would you want to sit in my cabinet, hmmm?"
Jeffy danced around like a maniac. "Oh I'd fucking LOVE TO! Sign me the fuck up!"
"Alright then. Lemme just..." Cabby then opened her bottom cabinet. "Here. Hop in boy."
"Jeffy gonna have lotta fun bitch!" Jeffy said before he entered Cabby's cabinet.
"Alright Cabby." She muttered to herself. "Let's do this!"
She then used her wheels to run off the cliff, and when she was falling, she quickly opened the cabinet with Jeffy in it, causing him to fall as well.
"What the fuck? I didn't agree to this shit! Daddy, BRING ME A FUCKING LAWYER!"
And so, the both of them finally fell into the water, officially securing their team a victory.
"With that epic strat Cabby made, Team Pee Pee takes second place in the challenge and all their members live for another day!"
The whole of Team Pee Pee celebrate their win, most of them anyway.
"Are you fucking serious? That whore fucking tricked me! Why are you celebrating a whore?"
"Kid, shut your retarded ass up. If she didn't do that, you'd be toast." Johnny Cage told him.
"And I wouldn't call someone a whore if I were you." Rottytops said, making Jeffy gasp (not sure if it was because of what she said, or her cleavage).
"As for Team Cocoa." Chris said.
Most of Team Cocoa looked down on the ground, defeated.
"I'll be seeing ya tonight, at the elimination. And I think you're already thinking of who to vote off."
Everyone on the team (except Pillow) stares at Homer.
"What did I do?" Homer asked. "I didn't strangle Bart to death or anythin', so what did I do wrong?"
Player facepalmed.
As Team Cocoa accepted their loss, they were reunited with a familiar figure.
"Sup guys, my name's Mr. Cheese! How'd the chawwenge go?"
They all stared at him even harder than Homer.
"Probabwy not well, I think."
"You literally left us for no reason!" Nick yelled.
"Yeah, we could've won the challenge if you stayed, Mr. Cheese." Player added.
"So what, we don't win all the time, right? Even the best impostor wike me can make a few mistakes."
"Sometimes, those few mistakes cost ya a bunch." Sonic replied. "After all, you can't come back from dying, can you?"
"Siwwy Sonic, you can come back from dying however you want in Among us! Just pway a different game."
"Ok, you actually did make a good point." Sonic said in a sarcastic tone.
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Confessional: Sonic
Sonic: Man, Mr. Cheese is wack. He's getting outta here first for sure!
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Outside of Team Rose's cabin, specifically the campfire, most of their members were celebrating their win in the first challenge.
"WOOO! To Team Rose guys!" Nichelle said excitedly. "But especially me."
"Miss, I suggest not taking credit for everyone's work, especially when your contribution wasn't the best." Boba Fett countered back.
Cream agreed with him. "You're right Mister. Good thing mommy taught me to minimize my pride!"
"I for one am wondering how a team with so many NI-NJAS managed to win over the superior specimen!" Toby Queef ranted, which, by this point, was more or less ignored by everyone.
"I must say we did good work mon." Dee Jay began. "Imma go check up on a Bea and she what she's doin', ya okay with that?"
"Oh, can I come along?" Nichelle asked.
"No."
Dee Jay than went into the cabin. There, he saw that Bea was working out, doing pushups at the moment.
"117,118,119,120. *pant*, done! Oh, Dee Jay, didn't...see you here."
"Sup Bea, I just came to say that you're doing great mon! Really impressed with your strength, both in character and in your body."
"...When you have to keep up these muscles so that you can keep your public image, you wind up working out virtually every time you've got nothing else to do."
"I get that feeling sometimes, mon. My fans need to know my rhythm's still in, to a sometimes exhausting degree, but I can always take it."
"...Good for you then."
"Wanna talk some more later? Maybe train or just battle in general?"
"...Gladly."
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Confessional: Dee Jay
Dee Jay: Girl's tough as nails, perfect ally for game! And it's also nice having new friend!
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Meanwhile, Team Pee Pee was more subdued with their celebration, everyone was happy obviously, but also wary they could be in a similar bad spot later.
"Well, we did it, we all survived the first challenge." Johnny Cage said. "Pretty surprised, since, even with my strong body, this team seemed fucked up at first glance. I mean, we've got a retarded kid, a stalker cabinet, a self righteous idiot, bumbling buffoon of a detective and a zombie."
"Johnny, it would be very nice to not use such mean language around us!" Leafy said.
"Yeah man, besides, we were only in a tight spot cuz of Chris's lame rules!" Brody added.
"I mean, he's still pretty darn right 'bout us bein' a team of weirdos, y'know?"
"Whatever." Ashley replied.
"Hey, does anyone have an idea if Plankton's alright?" Cabby asked.
"Ah, he fuckin' died." Jeffy answered. "Plankton's only exist underwater, how the hell can he live on land?"
"Somehow, the kid actually said something logical." Johnny Cage said.
Suddenly, the intercom (which Chris is usually in control of) started to speak. "Plankton's totally fine dudes! He'd be back in the middle of the night, so you won't even remember he left by the morning!"
"Darn, that's good to know man!"
"Took those words right out my mouth pal. E-Except I don't use words like ''darn'' or ''man'' in my vocalbulary in the way you do, sir."
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Confessional: Brody
Brody: So far, this place has been a blast! I dunno why Geoff doesn't wanna come here 'gain, his loss!
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And finally, Team Cocoa was not having a good time AT ALL. Not only did they do spectacularly bad in today's fairly easy challenge, with half their members not even trying, but they also had to vote someone off, and while they were a group of 12 and had some obvious targets, it still wouldn't erase the dread of you getting suddenly eliminated for what you felt was no good reason.
"So, who you guys planning to vote off?" Nick began. "I'd go for Homer, that guy's straight up useless!"
"I for one want to get rid of Mr. Cheese, since at least it seems Homer's got no idea what he's doing." Sonic argued.
"Guys, can we please come to a consensus?" Player asked. "Fighting constantly like this would just make the vote more chaotic!"
"And who, like, asked for your, like, opinion?" LSP snapped back. "Oh wait, like, no one!"
"And what about you, LSP? All you've been doing is starring at your phone all day, not even trynna encourage us."
"And you like smell bad!"
Suddenly Mr. Cheese came in and abruptly ended the conversation. "Guys, Mr. Cheese is having a gaming party! Y'all can come except Pwayer, cuz he's a woser, and not a real gamer wike us!"
"Hey!"
"Playing video games is a good way to pass the time, so let's do it!" Ash said.
"Even if you do badly, it would be fun to see you lose." Sonic remarked.
"Man, while I'm not really a gamer, I would want to get more in touch with the younger generations." Connor declared. "F-For the next election of course. Dabbing's a bit too direct."
The rest of Team Cocoa went to follow Mr. Cheese for his gaming session, leaving Player all alone. At least, until Monika returns from the bathroom.
"Hey, where is everyone?"
"Oh, they left for a gaming session, somehow, and they didn't invite me!"
"That must be quite unfortunate Player, but hey, boys will be boys!"
"Pretty sure Mae, Cocoa Cookie, Lumpy Space Princess and Pillow are girls Monika. Unless you think they're trans or something."
"Wait What?"
"N-Nevermind."
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Confessional: Mr. Cheese
Mr. Cheese: Man, I reawwy need to make sure Pwayer weaves as quickwy as possible, but for now, that's plan b.
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It was late at night, the skies were dark, the atmosphere was spooky, and Team Cocoa was heading towards the elimination site. They all walked calmly towards it, even if they were a bit spooked as they felt something was watching them. That something was probably just the cameras though.
And then, all 12 members were gathered at the campfire. There were 11 stools, the same ones from the very first Total Drama season, with LSP simply floating next to them.
Strangely, almost everyone on the team looked wary of Monika.
Finally, Chris came in for the very first elimination of Total Drama: Multiversal Madness.
"So, Team Cocoa, how does it feel to be the first losers in a challenge?"
"Pretty like, crappy." LSP replied.
"I'd call it something else, but Chris wouldn't let me say it." Sonic added.
"Love that enthusiasm! Anyways, Team Cocoa, I've got exactly 11 marshmellows on this plate of mine. If I call your name, that means you're safe from elimination and get to munch on a sweet, sweet little marshmellow! But if I don't, that means you're out, to never come back to the show ever! Especially this season, as there are no rejoins. And finally, when you get eliminated, you'll have to stay in our brand new elimination area for the rest of the season, which is..."
We cut to a giant metal box next to the island. It has an open lid and on it, the words "Tiny Loser Chamber" are written, with some poorly scribbled text also saying "of Shame".
"The TLC of Shame!"
"TLC of Shame? What's with that thing?" Ash asked.
"Oh, it's the Tiny Loser Chamber! When I failed to join the second season of reality show Battle For Dream Island, me and the other failed applicants were sent there and lived in that box for 5 years!" Pillow casually explained.
"T-That's not legal!" Nick said. "And I thought my universe's hosts were bad!"
"That's what happens when a country is pretty much just total anarchy!" Pillow explained even further. "We're pretty lucky permanent death is nonexistent in Goiky!"
"Ignoring that bit of exposition, there's one more thing needed to be said before you cast your votes! Me explaining who you should vote off! Normally Chef does this, but due to certain reasons I can't get into, I'll have to do it myself."
"Oh god." Player said.
"Mr. Cheese!"
"What, did Mr. Cheese not do good boss?"
"You abandoned your team at the start of the challenge when your contribution would've almost surely resulted in their win. Might not wanna pull off a Chase, would you."
"Whatever. I'm sure the game night we had more than makes up for it."
"It sure does!" Connor confirms.
"Shut up. Anyway, next up is...Homer!"
Homer, who was sleeping again woke up from being called, again. "Whoa, why me?"
"You keep slacking off all the time and are generally useless."
"But I'm a nuclear physicist! Doubt anyone else here has a degree on that!"
"I do have one, in fact." Pillow said. "I even have proof!" Pillow than shows whar seems to be a child's drawing of a lawyer degree.
"D'ough!"
"And finally...Lumpy Space Princess."
"But like, why?"
"You just look at your phone all day and nothing else. Not a good look I must say."
"What are you, like, talking about? Cocoa Cookie's got like, a way worse look than me!
"Don't be mean." She replied.
"Alright, now cast your votes everyone! And pray you don't get a vote yourself."
"I'm atheist, mate." Nick said. "And besides, we all have a good idea of who to vote for, right?"
"Yeah we do baby." Mr. Cheese added.
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Confessional: Connor Roy
Connor was writing a name with a pen and paper.
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Confessional: Monika
Monika was showing the camera that she voted for Homer.
Monika: Good riddance! Never come back and never try to come back.
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"Now, everyone's casted their votes, This one wasn't close at all, but a surprising result regardless."
"Yeah right." Player said. "Cuz Homer's a big surprise, huh?"
"Whatever you say dude. Anywho, the ones with no votes, who will be receiving a marshmellow immediately, are:"
"Ash"
"Pillow"
"Cocoa Cookie"
"Mae"
"Player"
"Nick"
"Connor Roy."
"Mr. Cheese."
"Aw yeah baby, you can't beat the cheese!"
"And Sonic."
"Homer, LSP and Monika. You three have all received at least one vote. Two tied with just one vote, while the other got a whooping 10 votes."
"What?!" Monika questioned. "How am I in the bottom three?! I didn't do anything wrong!"
"Same, I don't understand. We never considered Monika in our discussions!" Player remarked as well, shocked about the results.
"Seems you're out the loop kid." Connor answered him. "Kinda like me with the family."
"Ok, so, the second to last safe is...
Homer!"
"WOOOO! I am so smart! I am so smart!"
"Mr. Cheese, what d-did you do?" Player asked, confused why the hell Monika was at the bottom.
"My name's simply Mr. Cheese baby."
"Ok, now, the last one safe with just one vote is..."
We focused on Monika, then LSP, then Monika, then Lsp, then Monika.
"...Lumpy Space Princess."
The final marshmellow is then tossed at LSP, with her not paying attention at all to what was happening because she was on her phone.
"Monika, you're the first one out of Total Drama Multiversal Madness with exactly 10 votes.
"WHAT?! This has to be rigged, there's no way I'm the first voted off!"
"Deal with it, you psycho." Sonic says.
"What are you talking about?! I'm innocent!"
"Not according to everyone on your team but Player apparently. Now go to the Dock of Shame, please!"
Monika then went to the dock of shame, still complaining about her elimination. "No no no no NO! It's not fair! It's not-" Before she could react, Monika was out of nowhere hit with a giant boxing glove on a spring. "FAAAIIIIIRRRRRR!" She yelled out in the air, and then landed straight into the TLC of shame, with its lid closed the moment she got in.
"This little thing everyone, I'd like to call, the Fist Thingy of Despair!"
"Fist thingy of despair, wow, and I thought my nicknames were bad." Sonic snarked.
"Are you seriously ripping off Object Shows now? Disgusting." Pillow said.
"Oh I totally am!"
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Confessional: Player
Player: Ok, what the heck's going on? Why did everyone vote for Monika? What did Mr. Cheese tell them?
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Confessional: Mr. Cheese
Mr. Cheese: So Mr. Cheese did a wittle trolling by pwaying Monika's game, which scared the crap outta these wosers! We all agreed to vote her off in secret so she would be blindsided. Oh yeah baby, Mr. Cheese is goin' for that cheddar!
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"And that concludes our second episode and first elimination! Will Player realize what was happening, will Nichelle stop bothering Bea, or will Jeffy stop being so retarded? Find out next time on Total! Drama! Multiversal Madness!"
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At around the same time, we see that a boat with two men is approaching Camp Wawanakwa. They both looked like some low polly 3d models from the Nintendo 64.
"Chris are we there yet? Chris are we there yet? Chris are we there yet?" Said the one with brown hair.
"Oh my god Swag, can you shut the fuck up? You must've said this like millions of times by now!" Chris (not that Chris) angrily replied. "And besides, we're nearly there! You can literally see the island from up here!"
"Alright Chris, but will there be any good boobies?"
"It has been explicitly stated in our contracts that we can't in any way be horny with the contestants, so keep your virgin asshole in check for now!"
"*sob" He said out loud.
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And that was our second episode! Now, the last scene has teased who the interns are. If you have any decent knowledge of who they are, you've probably already figured them out, but I'll only properly reveal them next chapter.
Some notes for the episode:
-Gumshoe's aquaphobia is not actually canon, as far as I know. It was just added in cuz it would be funny and characteristic of him.
-The reason Mr. Cheese excluded Player from his gaming session is because he was afraid that, since the latter knew him well, his scheme wouldn't work.
-If I actually knew how to write Monika, she'd certainly make it further and Homer would get the boot easily, but alas, it just wasn't meant to be.
-Man was the challenge really boring to write at times. Mainly because I had to describe the actions of EVERYONE, and that's difficult when some of them are so bland and unimportant.
-I wrote pretty fast!
Anyways, I'll announce the next challenge will be a science fair! It was originally a talent show identical to the one from OG Island, but with guest judges, and was scrapped cuz it was boring (not helping was the fact that most of the talents would've been singing a song). This one will have guest judges so I'll give some hints on who they are: One's got a grudge on a certain object, one screams a lot, and one is super horny.
Ciao!
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36th: Monika-The Poet
