Luckyhill: Yep, Plankton's plan is going without a hitch outside of Cabby being a teeny tiny bit suspicious of him.
Anon: Honestly, I'd say both Plankton and Mr. Cheese are the main antagonists until one leaves. Pillow and Boba Fett are also the secondary antagonists.
Thenewsubwayguy: What about Johnny and Pillow is so off, anyway?
Episode 5: Treasuring The Ones You Love
The episode began with Cocoa Cookie alone in her team's cabin, practicing a love confession.
"S-So, P-Player, Y-You're s-so, handsome and nice and gorgeous-NO! Too upfront! T-Try something less heavy handed and more subtle!"
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Confessional: Cocoa Cookie
Cocoa Cookie: Why am I so bad at this?! Back in Earthbread there's this really nice composer named Mint Choco, who makes beautiful music and clearly likes me back, yet I was never brave enough to confess my feelings! And, if I can't do it to him, who says this guy who knows me will?
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While she was still trying to think of what to say again, Connor walked into the room. "Seems like there's some love stuff going on between you and Player, not like it wasn't obvious.
Cocoa was, obviously, embarrassed. "C-Connor? What are you doing? Oh my gosh! Are you going to tell everyone?!"
Connor tried to calm her down. "Relax, relax. I'm not saying anything, in fact, I'm thinking you should say something, if you catch my drift."
"A-Are you trying to make me confess?"
"Pretty much. You might as well get on with it as fast as possible, since you're so lovestruck."
Cocoa Cookie at first tried arguing against that, but couldn't find any excuse. "O-ok. A-Are you sure?"
"Trust me, do something with your life, or you'll end up sad and lonely. N-Not like me, but you get the idea."
"Alright, thank you Connor."
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Confessional: Connor Roy
Connor: With all that charisma oozing in me, It's pretty obvious I will be president! Remember future Conheads, "A vote for Connor is a vote for Honor!"
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Banban was in the bathroom, taking a big dump when he heard someone walking outside. "Yo, dude, give me some toilet paper! I'm taking a big shit! Man, that should be the title of my next single."
That someone was Boba Fett, who was cringing at everything Banban has said ever since he had his autism cured. "You and I are gonna have a talk Banban. It's about our alliance, so you better listen."
"Fine fine. Lemme take a shit and I'll do so!"
Boba Fett wasn't having it. "Goodbye. See you at the challenge."
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Confessional: Boba Fett
Boba Fett: That Banban seems to think an alliance just means voting for the same person, how naive of him.
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Confessional: Banban
Banban: Now that I've got an alliance I never need to worry about getting voted off EVER! I can just sit back, relax and write lyrics for my next single!
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The whole of Team Pee Pee were talking, which was started by Cabby.
"Everyone, there's something that needs to be said." Cabby began. "We've not been doing very well in the challenges thus far."
"Um, not really dude?" Brody countered, unsure of what she is refering to. "We won in the first two, and probably would've in the last one if the emo guy we just voted off didn't give up for no reason!"
Leafy wasn't fine with Brody slandering the words of Cabby (in her eyes)."UGH! Cabby is just trying to help and you're being a bad friend! What she meant was that we only won due to strategies that were super mean, when we should all strive to be super nice!"
"Your preaching about "niceness" is getting more and more retarded by the minute." Johnny Cage remarked. "You don't make it big in Hollywood by being nice, you do it by intimidating others! And the same applies to this show."
"W-What I meant, before Leafy, hopefully unintentionally, misinterpreted my reasoning, was that we need a smart leader for us to succeed in the future!" Cabby explained.
People already started arguing about who should be leader, starting with Plankton. "Should've said that sooner, cuz I clearly am the only one fit to rule over these meatheads!"
Then Cordelia. "I don't know about that. I'd say a good team leader would be someone with both physical and mental strength, which honestly fits me more.
And finally Leafy. "You need a heroic leader like me! Or at least that was what my mean friend Pin used to say!"
Cabby just facepalmed.
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Confessional: Cabby
Cabby: If I'm being honest, I just started that discussion expecting everyone to agree on me being team leader, to keep tabs on any suspicious activity, but it seems I was too optimistic.
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Chris's intercom went off. "It's CHALLENGE TIME! Make your way to the dock now!"
All 3 teams had arrived at the dock, with Chris and the two interns awaiting for them in badly made pirate outfits.
"Is today's challenge a contest on who can make the shittiest halloween costumes?" Johnny sarcastically asked.
"Yeah dude, boss made us wear these gay fucking costumes!" Swag complained. "And I'm only gay for Sonic!"
Sonic didn't particularly appreciate that compliment. "Probably the only person I've ever seen who's both gay and homophobic.
" I was planning to talk like a pirate for a bit, but since you're all too fucking serious to take a joke, apparently, I'll just let Gordman explain the challenge." Chris said.
"Fucking finally." Banban said. "A chapter that doesn't take half of it to start the challenge!"
"Weirdo." Gordman replied, confused. "Today's challenge involves opening these treasure chests!" He pointed towards 3 treasure tests, which Homer instantly tried to open.
"Oh, free stuff!" He said as he shaked the chest he was holding to open it, only for it to fall on his foot. "D'OH!" He cried.
Gordman decided to ignore him. "Anyways, the deal with these treasure chests is that there are only 3 keys which can open them. Naturally, we've scattered hundreds of identical ones alongside the real deals, with no possible indication as to which is a good key or not. Some are in the ground, the trees, the sky, you get the idea. You'll go on a dumb, luck based key hunt and then try to see if these keys work. Last team to open a chest loses."
"That's it? This is just dumb! A luck based challenge like this can't let me show off any of my cool moves!" Nichelle complained.
That made Bea angry. "WHY CAN"T YOU-I-I mean, Nichelle, d-don't be arrogant." She then looked the other way.
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Confessional: Dee Jay
Dee Jay: Okay, now this whole rivalry is just dumb mon.
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"Ignoring that." Gordman said. "The challenge starts now. Grab as many keys as you can, and pray to Jesus that they work!"
All three teams decided to run off across the island and find as many keys as possible. The first one to find a key was Brody, who tripped over it.
"Sweet mother of whatever religion I'm in!" He yelled. "We're winnin' this guys!"
He then went to one of the treasure chests and tried to open it. it failed.
But he didn't give up yet. "Ok maybe this one." He said as he tried to open another chest and failed again. "Maybe this time?" You can guess what happened.
"You retard, if one chest doesn't open with a key, NONE OF THEM WILL!" Gordman yelled, frustrated. "So don't waste your time on this earth and grab another key and see if it works!"
"Ok, ok, dude got it."
Gumshoe pulled out a large metal object from under his coat and began scanning the ground. "This metal detector's been used in plenty of my own investigations, and with it, we'll be able to find lots of keys!" He explained as he already had it vibrate to something next to him. "Found one!"
He then looked up and saw Cabby was the metal object he felt. "Oh, hey Miss Cabby!"
"Hey there Gumshoe." Cabby greeted him back. "It seems you've got this challenge under control, so me and Leafy will be going our way to find more keys, and also to not impede you on your search."
To which Leafy replied with. "Dang right we are! Watch me get some!"
She then pulled out a shovel out of thin air and dug under her feet like 10 KMs. "Aaaaaannnddd nothing! Oh well!"
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Confessional: Dick Gumshoe
Gumshoe: Good to have someone appreciate my work for once! That Cabby lady is so kind! Not that Leafy one though, no matter what she thinks.
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Mr. Cheese was commanding Team Cocoa at the moment. "Awright team! To win this chawwenge we must spwit up a wittle!"
"Wow Mr. Cheese, you're actually doing the bare minimum as a leader!" Player told him sarcastically.
"And I say we spwit ourselves by people who wike Mr. Cheese, and people who don't wike Mr. Cheese!"
"Never mind what I just said."
All the Mr. Cheese stans except Connor and Nick glared at Player. "Are you like, actually disrespecting Mr. Cheese?!" LSP asked in anger. "That's like, mean!"
"BOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Homer yelled at him. "Hater alert! Hater alert!"
Cocoa Cookie was the only one brave enough to stand up for Player. "ENOUGH! What is wrong with you people?! Bullying a kind and beautiful-I mean n-nice guy just because he's not going along with the popular opinion?! That, is, vile! You should be ashamed of yourselves!"
"No, you should be ashamed of yourself for not praising the cheese god and siding with a nonbeliever." Pillow countered.
"Uh, guys, don't you think we're taking things too far?" Connor asked. "I love Mr. Cheese as much as the next guy, but bullying people who don't like him is a bit much in my opinion."
Ash agreed. "Right Connor, I don't think-"
"SHUT UP! Do you want to end up like those two?!" Mr. Cheese yelled at Ash and Connor, which managed to shut the two up. "Wet's go guys."
The Mr. Cheese cult went off, leaving Cocoa Cookie and Player to their own devices.
"So, um, thanks for calling them out?" Player said. "It's nice to know someone's not fallen for his tricks.
"No need to thank me, I was simply doing the right thing. And at least Ash and Connor are not fine with their treatment of you."
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Confessional: Player
Player: Does Mr. Cheese actually want to win, or is he here just to make my life miserable? Or maybe even both.
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Confessional: Nick
Nick: For the record, I don't actually like Mr. Cheese, but I pretend to do so to not get kicked off the show. When the time is right though, I will get rid of that cheddar wearing cunt!
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"Everyone, I've got an idea." Boba Fett said to his team. "I'll use my jetpack to fly over, giving me a bird's eye view of the whole island, making it easier than ever to spot any keys on the ground, and even the sky, as they explained."
"OMG that's so true bestie!" Banban said like a sqeaking teenage girl, to which Boba Fett responded by pointing a gun at him.
"Never say that again."
"Um, are we sure you're gonna do something, or are you just gonna give up on us like last time?" Amy asked.
"Yet I won the science fair challenge for our team, so it's not as if I'm always useless."
"Fine, I guess. I don't feel like arguing, I'd rather think about Sonic all day."
Boba Fett then flew with his jetpack to the skies.
Toby Queef had the bright idea of pulling a van out of his ass (literally). "Alrighty there faggots, let's fucking go!"
Everyone was disgusted by that. "Yo, now the author is literally pulling shit up his own ass!" Banban retardedly said. "Hey!"
Fuck him, anyways.
"What Banban was I think trying to ask is how you had that out of your butthole this whole time!" Sanders told Toby Queef.
"You're fuckin' retarded if you're confused how I snuck in mah van though security! Anyways, hop on in anyone who ain't black!"
Everyone on Team Rose who wasn't black (or brown, like Bea) went in Queef's van as he drove it around the island, hitting a bunch of trees along the way, some of which dropped keys, which Boba Fett grabbed when he saw them.
This left Nichelle, Sanders, Dee Jay and Bea all alone. "So, we searching for keys or not?" Sanders asked.
Dee Jay was the one to answer. "I'd say we split into pairs mon. Don't want those two interacting with each other at all." He then points to Nichelle and Bea staring at each other.
"Good point. I'll be with Nichelle I suppose, we black girls work well together, or at least we should."
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Confessional: Dee Jay
Dee Jay: Bea scared the crap outta me yesterday, so I'll talk to her 'bout it, hopefully get her back in the groove, and end that whole rivalry she has with Nichelle along the way.
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We cut to Team Pee Pee, most of whom were following Gumshoe as he kept on finding keys with his metal detector, and his teammates grabbing them and putting them in a bag. All except one.
"Johnny, you're supposed to help us, yet you haven't lifted a finger for any key!" Cordelia complained to Johnny Cage.
"First off, this challenge is the most boring shit ever. Second, why get my beautiful hands dirty trynna find an item that has a 99.99% chance of being useless? Thirdly, the press is gonna fucking eat me alive if they catch me doing something like this."
"Blah blah blah shut it and get to work Cage!" Plankton yelled.
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Confessional: Johnny Cage
Johnny: God, this team fucking sucks! Would be awesome as shit if I could switch, but apparently I can't! Fucking outrage!
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Team Rose was being driven by Toby Queef with his van, and all the members were grabbing any key they see.
Banban went to Queef. "Yo, Mr. Queef, don't you think that kid looks kinda asian?" He points to Frisk. "If you don't allow black people in your van, why members of the yellow race here?"
Toby Queef panicked. "Oh shit! You're right! Hey kid, tell your fam I say "Oh, herro!" and fuck off!"
He then stopped the van, threw Frisk off of it, and drove off.
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Confessional: Banban
Banban: WOOO! My social game's fucking outstanding! Everyone loves my stupid red devil ass, just like in real life! This is a Garten Of Banban W right there!
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Cabby, Leafy and Jeffy were all collecting keys. Well, Cabby was, as the other two were mostly arguing instead over pointless shit.
"Now Jeffy, to be nice, all you need to do is to NOT do bad stuff, okay?"
Jeffy failed at that, since he hit Leafy in the face.
"Shut the fuck up hoe. You can't tell me what to fucking do!" He yelled at Leafy.
The Leaf was ready to smack the retard. "That's not nice! What is wrong with you?"
"Are you fucking high?!"
Cabby couldn't take any more of this. "Oh my goodness! Will you two just stop fighting already?! We've got a challenge to win and you're doing nothing but pointless arguing!"
Leafy then got mad at Cabby. "Cabby, are you a good friend or not?! If you are, don't question me!"
Cabby wanted to argue against that, but gave up. "Ok, sorry for bothering you."
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Confessional: Leafy
Leafy: That Cabby can be so selfish sometimes! First she thinks she can write bullcrap about everyone, now she tries to defend that mean kid? If she wants to be seen as a nice person, she needs to not think of just herself for once!
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Mr. Cheese and co. were doing pretty much anything but the challenge. They were in the mess hall, eating like a bunch of pigs and kissing Mr. Cheese's ass.
"Oh, our lord and savior, what shall we do now?" Asked Nick, in a blatantly fake tone that somehow no one noticed.
"Hush now Nick, I say we rewax and prepare ourselves to kick Pwayer and the brown girl with him out of the game!" Mr. Cheese declared.
"Oh, Mr. Cheese, have my babies!" Pillow demanded.
"First off, I don't have an object fetish, second, I'm gay."
Everyone was surprised to hear that. "Wowzers! Yet another good reason to not be homophobic anymore!" Homer said.
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Confessional: Mr. Cheese
Mr. Cheese: Man, these guys are so easy to manipulate it's hiwarious! The moment I get rid of those two, is the moment the game is pretty much won for me!
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Player and Cocoa Cookie were hastily looking around for keys, knowing it probably wouldn't help their situation that much, so the former decided to engage in conversation with the latter.
"It's just so unfair." Player began. "I came here to win, have some fun, and make friends, but then Mr. Cheese had to ruin it all by building around this cult of personality of his!"
Cocoa Cookie sympathized with his plight. "I know that feeling all too well."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Back home at Earthbread, a lot of cookies, especially the younger ones, made fun of me for my love of cocoa. Called me mean names like "cocoa addict" or "cum drinker". My friends always told me to ignore them, but it didn't help me much. While I've mostly gotten used to it, it still hurts me whenever someone uses my passion against me."
Player was a bit shocked by what she said. "Wow, that really sucks. So are you trying to say this is worse or something like that?"
"N-No no no! I-I wasn't trying to invalidate either of our experiences, I-I just, wanted to understand each other, i-is all."
"Well if that's the case, I say you did a pretty good job! You're a good friend Cocoa, and that'll I ever need."
Cocoa Cookie started to blush a bit, but then stopped doing so with a straight face. "R-Right, good to know Player. E-Even if we get seperated by elimination, w-we'll still be in contact with each other, okay?"
"Sure. Good friends."
"Y-Yeah. Good friends."
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Confessional: Cocoa Cookie
Cocoa Cookie: H-Honestly, I-I'm not even sure if I should tell him. He obviously isn't interested in me, b-but Connor told I-I should confess, so I'll think about it a b-bit more.
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Sanders and Nichelle were just walking about, not really bothering to search for any keys, as they assumed their teammates were taking care of that. Sanders was getting annoyed by Nichelle's petulant whining about losing in the last challenge.
"I can't believe that retard beat me! How am I supposed to keep my reputation when the dumbest people on earth can ruin it all?"
"Can you stop with that? You've said the exact same thing multiple times with just slightly different wording each time!"
"Well it's not my fault that these losers-"
Before Nichelle could finish, Sanders just walked off. "Hey, come back here!"
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Confessional: Sanders
Sanders: People say I've got quite the endurance in tolerating annoying people, so when Nichelle's pushed me to the limit like that, you know there's something wrong with her.
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Gordman and Swag were playing go fish to pass the time, with the latter having no idea how to actually play it.
"Do you go fish or not?" Gordman asked.
"Fishing is gay! Why can't we play Overwatch or something?"
"I don't wanna support a studio that caused someone's suicide."
"Bro what?"
We then see Gumshoe have trouble carrying his bag of keys, barely able to hold them in his hand and sweating like hell.
" *pant*, Hey, pal, got some, *pant*, keys!" He then fell to the ground as his teammates arrived to pick him up.
Johnny Cage opened the bag and started testing to see if any key fit. "We've got hundreds of these bad boys ready to go, so let's win this shit!"
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Confessional: Dick Gumshoe
Gumshoe: Good thing my team seems to appreciate me here pal. Those guys at the LAPD always make fun of me for every time I do something wrong, but here, everyone is so nice and understanding, and even the jerks are just randos no one tolerates rather than some people in power!
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Player and Cocoa Cookie were walking together in the woods, with the latter trying to talk to the former about her crush.
"So, P-Player, there's been something I've been meaning to tell you." She said. "I-It's about my...um..."
"What exactly? Come on, tell me, I'm waiting."
She hesitates to answer, but eventually gives in. "Well I'm, I-I'm into you, so to speak."
"What? Really? I didn't know that!"
"Y-Yeah. I was...trying to keep it a secret, since I was afraid of how you'd react, but now, I-I'm not afraid anymore! Say, do you feel the same?"
Player thought about it for a bit, thinking of what to say. Ultimately, he spoke with his true thoughts. "Cocoa Cookie, as much as I appreciate your companionship, I think I'll pass on that. I just...don't think I'm ready to be in a relationship. "
"I-If that's the case, then I suppose we're just gonna be friends, right?"
"Yup. Friends is all we need to be!"
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Confessional: Cocoa Cookie
Cocoa Cookie: Well, looks like I finally got that off my chest. And even though I didn't get the guy, there's always Mint Choco at home, so that's good.
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At the dock, all of team pee pee was there, tired of Johnny constantly trying out every single key they had.
"Doesn't fit." He said as the key he used, well, didn't fit. "Doesn't fit. Doesn't fit. Doesn't fit. Doesn't-Hey, it actually does fit! Hell yeah!" He yelled when he managed to finally open a chest.
"And so, Team Pee Pee wins immunity!" Chris announced, which made the team as a whole cheer for their victory. "One spot left, which of Rose or Cocoa will take silver for the day? Find out now!"
Cordelia congratulated Gumshoe. "Good on you detective. You singlehandedly won us this challenge!"
Gumshoe began to cry. "T-Thank you."
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Confessional: Plankton
Plankton: Well that was the most boring challenge of all time! All we did was grab some stupid keys and nothing else!
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Meanwhile, Johnny decided to see what was in the chest, and found...
"What the hell is this?"
He pointed to the jar of a yellow substance in the chest.
"Oh that?" Chris answered. "Your team name is Team Pee Pee, so it would only make sense that your reward would be a jar of piss!"
Boba Fett was flying through the sky, collecting keys from trees and all that shit. He then heard the intercom go off.
"Attention campers! Team Pee Pee has won immunity! This means that there is exactly one spot up for grabs in terms of not losing a member, so I suggest to hurry up!"
Boba Fett, deciding not to waste any time, heated up his jetpack to get to the dock as soon as possible.
During that, the members of team cocoa see Boba speeding up in the air.
"Shit!" Nick says. "Guys, we gotta hurry up! Or we're losing!"
"Oh siwwy wittle Nick." Mr. Cheese remarks. "If we lose, we can vote off the two nonbelievers, which is awesome!"
"Not sure how good of an idea that is." Connor says before he gets elbowed by Pillow.
"You mess with the cheese, you mess with me, and you don't want to mess with me!" Pillow nonchalantly says as she pulls out a knife, scaring Connor.
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Confessional: Mr. Cheese
Mr. Cheese: A wittle woss never hurt anybody. My whole team woves me, which is going to make the merge a breeze!
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Boba Fett had arrived with a dozen or so keys to Chris, ready to win this challenge.
"So all I need to do is try to open a chest with these keys, right?" He asked.
"Yup. Pretty much." Chris answered.
"Yo Chris!" Swag said. "No not the lame Chris, I meant my friend Chris! I didn't know piss tastes so good! If it wasn't for the glass shards up my ass, I'll be a happy man!"
Both Chrises vomited at hearing that.
Boba Fett ignored it and started to try out his keys.
Team Rose was mostly bored by that point, as they had been endlessly driving for hours for some reason.
Amy went to the driver's seat. "Um, Mr. racist, what are you doing?"
"Oh it's nothin', I just been drivin' in circles to kill as many hippies as possible!"
"ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"
"Damn right I am bitch! I ran over some hippie asshole on the way here, he's probably just a mush of red liquid by now!"
Amy then smacks Toby Queef with her hammer, knocking him out and stopping the van.
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Confessional: Amy Rose
Amy: I just can't with this guy! His parents must've not bothered raising him at all for him to turn out this bad!
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Boba Fett finally managed to open his chest, his team now immune.
"And Team Rose is victorious!" Chris yelled. "That means Team Cocoa will lose a member for almost the third time in a row!"
"Good." Boba Fett said nonchalantly.
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Confessional: Boba Fett
Boba Fett: With my actions last challenge, I think it's better if I get in my team's good graces again before I do anything suspicious, especially since I nearly got eliminated last time.
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The intercom went off next to Team Cocoa. "Attention campers! Team Rose has won the challenge, meaning Team Cocoa will lose one of their own tonight! Think carefully of who to vote off!"
Team Cocoa heard this, mostly dissapointed by them losing for the third damn time.
Mostly.
"Hah! Now we can vote of Pwayer and Cocoa Cookie!" Mr. Cheese celebrated.
Which pissed Nick off. "Are you bloody serious mate? We lost because we did jack shit the entire challenge and you're fine with it?"
"Yes I am. Cheeseheads! He's doubting me!"
Homer then went on the attack, strangling Nick. whilst saying "Why you little!"
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Confessional: Nick
Nick: I can't deal with this shit any more! I'm getting rid of Mr. Cheese as if my life depends on it!
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Cocoa Cookie and Player arrived to their team's cabin, with most of them looking at them with a piercing glare.
"Woah, guys, we sure did lose." Player said, sweating, trying to not sound like he's uncomfortable. "So who are we voting off?"
Mr. Cheese laughs. "Why you two! You did nothing the whole time!"
Cocoa Cookie tries to defend her and Player. "I mean, you guys didn't do anything either, so why are we singled out in that regard?"
"Because you guys don't like Mr. Cheese." Connor explains, which makes Mr. Cheese, Pillow & Homer glare at him. "What? I was just saying the quiet part out loud!"
"Ok, what he said." Mr. Cheese finally admitted.
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Confessional: Player
Player: Great, just as we two had a moment, Mr. Cheese just had to ruin it for us! Oh well, hopefully it's not me. The worst case scenario is me losing so soon.
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At the Team Pee Pee cabin, Plankton was trying to talk to Johnny Cage.
"Sup, mister Cage? You've made some pretty good movies sir! Great actor!"
"Damn right I am. And let me guess, you want somethin' from me?"
"Yup. Are you 'kay with making a little alliance to control the game?"
Johnny grabbed Plankton in his hand and began squishing him. "And what for? All we do is vote for the same person anyway, and I don't want to share the spotlight with anyone else, no, I'm too good for that!
Plankton could hardly breathe. "S-Seriously?"
"Seriously." Johnny Cage said as he let Plankton go. "Don't try that shit again, cuz it won't ever work."
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Confessional: Johnny Cage
Johnny: Making an alliance is stupid as hell. Even if I was the leader who did everything, the bastard who's with me would likely find some way to take all the credit. So, I prefer being a lone wolf.
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Team Cocoa had made their way to the elimination ceremony, but unlike last time, everyone was sure of who would go home this time.
"Alright, Team Cocoa, how does it feel to lose 3 times so soon?" Chris asked, trying to get a reaction out of them.
"Terrible, thank you for asking." Player said sarcastically. "Now get this over with so I can cry in bed about losing."
"Love that enthusiasm Player! Gordman, give out some reasons!"
"Sure thing boss." Gordman said. "Player and Cocoa Cookie, both of you are hated by the whole team for not worshiping Mr. Cheese."
"This is so unfair!" Cocoa complained. "What did we even do wrong?"
"Hey girl, It's not my fault your team is full of gullible retards. There's also Mr. Cheese, who is an arrogant asshole."
"You were saying?" Pillow asked as she held up a knife.
"I-I meant that he is a god but atheists exist so he'd get some votes for that!"
"Much better." Mr. Cheese remarked.
"Alright everyone, you've cast your votes, the ones with no votes are:"
"Homer."
"WOOHOO!"
"LSP:
"Yah girl!"
"Ash"
"Connor"
"Sonic"
"Nick"
"Pillow"
"And Player!"
"Wait, so I'm not going? YES!" Player then realized Cocoa Cookie was in danger. "Oh, sorry for that."
"No it's fine, It really doesn't matter." Cocoa reassured him.
"And it's down between Mr. Cheese and Cocoa Cookie! I mean, it's not that hard to tell who goes, but not as much as Nightwing so I'll keep the suspense! The last one safe with just 2 votes is...
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...Mr. Cheese!"
"Yay! You can't beat the Cheese baby! And take that Pwayer! Your girlfriend just got out!"
Before Cocoa Cookie leaves, she actually kisses Player on the cheek, making him blush a bit.
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Confessional: Player
Player: Wow, so I guess that's the second brown girl that's into me.
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"Goodbye everyone! Hope to see you-" Cocoa Cookie was hit by the Fist Thingy of Despair as she said this. "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
Player was mad at Mr. Cheese. "Alright Mr. Cheese, you were already a piece of work, but now it's personal! You're going down!"
"Yeah, I want to see you try, woser!"
Chris then interrupted this. "Well that was the worst episode by far! Will the Player and Mr. Cheese conflict end any time soon? Will Plankton manage to find someone to make an alliance with on his team? And will the other teams actually get good screen time? Find out all of this and more on
Total!
Drama!
Multiversal!
MADNESS!"
And now, we say goodbye to Cocoa Cookie, the first non submitted and even slightly relevant character to get out! Honestly, she could've done more, but alas, it just wasn't her time. Though if I make a season 2, she wil; definitely be in it and get some character outside of Player.
Anyways, yeah this episode sucked. If your name wasn't Cocoa, Player or Mr. Cheese, your storyline was either nonexistent or didn't advance at all! Not a whole lot of funny jokes either, and combined with the shorter than usual chapter, makes this probably the lowest point thus far in this story. I do, however, promise that the next one will be FAR better.
Next episode, our contestants will travel through the Multiverse for the first time, getting into various strange scenarios and racist shit.
This episode there was supposed to have a scene with Dee Jay and Bea talking about the latter's outburst last episode, with her more or less stating she's got trouble emoting since she was raised to some emotionless warrior, but I could never find any proper way to word it out without coming across as super unnatural, so they just...didn't get a scene this time. Don't worry though, they're both in the show long enough that one episode of nothing ain't too bad.
Ciao!
