So I decided to try my hand at an intro featuring all 36 contestants. It was surprisingly easier than I thought I'd be.

Hope you enjoy it.


The intro begins with a total of four spotlights and cameras coming out of random places, such as out of the grass or from a tree, the last two knocking down a beaver and a squirrel. Then a clapperboard clamps down, and the camera starts moving through Camp Wawanakwa and past the host of the show, Chris, who is drinking coffee, and commanding Gordman and Swag from a folding chair. It then goes to the top of the cliff and then down it, where Brody, Rottytops and Plankton are swimming in it, and then Brody farts after seeing a shark. The scene pans over to Donald's ship, which has Ashley, Mona, Nightwing and Ash in it as well, all reacting in disgust to the fart bubbles.

In the woods, Gumshoe is investigating a deer's butt when it kicks him in the balls with its leg and runs away. He falls to the ground in pain as Cabby, who is in the bushes writing what she saw on her file, until we pan to Leafy right next to her with a disapproving look.

Near a waterfall, Jeffy and Cream were slapfighing each other on a canoe, and neither of them noticed the impending danger that they were in. Naturally, they fell off the waterfall, landed on a plank on which Bea was practicing fighting alongside Wonder Woman, but their combined weight caused the plank to break and all 4 of them to fall.

We are now once again in the woods, where Toby Queef was trying to run over Nichelle, Dee Jay and Sanders in his van because they were black, but they escaped and Nick, who was in the vicinity, got run over by him instead.

We are now in the kitchen with Swag trying (and failing) to cook some food for the contestants as we pan to Frisk and Homer, both tied up and looking scared, flailing around trying to escape (well, Homer was. Frisk didn't really do anything). Meanwhile, Cocoa Cookie was drinking from her cup of cocoa peacefully when Cordelia came up from behind and Cocoa, scared of a potential attacker, threw her hot cocoa at Cordelia's face, making her scream in pain.

At the confessional, Banban did a dab as Pillow destroyed the wall with an axe, which made Banban run away in fear.

And then at the beach, we cut to Mr. Cheese posing for Mae, Connor and Monika, who were going gaga for him. Johnny Cage tried to get the same results taking his shirt off, but no one gave a shit.

Player was looking at Mr. Cheese, jealous, and then a bird pooped on his head.

And finally, Lumpy Space Princess was on the dock, looking at TikTok on her phone, when she was suddenly hit with water from above. We then cut to the sky where we see that Boba Fett was there with his jetpack as he flew away, the smoke helping transition into the next scene.

At the campfire, Amy and Sonic looked like they were leaning in for a kiss, until we see Sonic use his spin dash on Amy to get the chili dogs that she held behind her, then munching on them at rapid speed.

We then pan over to see the entire cast standing near the campfire, with the words "Total Drama Multiversal Madness" above them, as the scene ended.


Again, hope you guys liked this intro!

I'll give you some hints at two of the guest characters featured in the next chapter: They are both musicians. One is a beat boxer from outer space, and one wants to unite all the asian race.

Ciao!