Ok. 4 more premergers before we can start the individual phase. This episode's gonna have a familiar challenge to say the least.

Luckyhill2: Why do I need to tell people this? Yeah, um, anyway, check out his Total Drama Multiverse fanfiction on AO3 I guess when it releases.

"Last time on Total Drama Multiversal Madness!

We had a an Angry Birds challenge where everyone kicked the asses of all my least favorite people. We also had a double elimination, getting rid of Noah in the body of Sonic The Hedgehog who quit and Cream The Nonexistent Fodder who got voted off in the most racist way imaginable, making fellow background fodder Amy very sad for some reason.

We've run out of fodder at this point so these eliminations should get more interesting. Will Banban not be annoying despite what the author thinks? Will we get some actual good feedback? Find this out and more now on

Total!

Drama!

Multiversal!

MADNESS!"

Right before the opening part ended, Elon Musk suddenly came on a jetpack.

"Chris McJew!" He shouted. "I have challenged you to a rap battle to the death to host this show!"

Chris scoffed. "Bring it on Musky bitch!"

"Call me Musk. (Uh!) I'm here to help. (Yeah!)

Flush a Chris Mc-turd for white people's health!

I'm making brilliant innovations in a race against the Dark Ages!

You provide a place to discover Good Guy Gary's…kinda racist!

Got called to Senate, data hack.

You acted so transphobic Twitter's like, "We need J.K. Rowling back!"

I'm Donald Trump with a Patrick Bateman sprinkle tossed in,

And I've been flossin' since you double-fucked the Pahkiteaw twins!" Musk rapped.

"You agree with J.K Rowling's views, to start,

But I wouldn't expect you to understand a based chart.

See, here's mine: I'm at the top (top), boss (boss),

And I'm spitting fire like I'm hot (hot) sauce (sauce)!

You can't sneak up on Chris; I don't even fucking blink!

I'm the CEO of KNOWING WHAT YOU THINK, INC.!

I've been looking up your fam; it gets dark, my god!

Couldn't clean your own laundry with Apar-Tide-pods!

Watch me, Oculus, Instagram, WhatsApp. Post!

I'm cleaning up like a Wet-nap. Boast!

I drive around in a hatchback. Beep beep!

I'll end your story like Snapchat. Ghost!

Elon, you're nothing but an anti semetic outcast,

And your star is faded like Kanye's on a podcast!" Chris rapped.

"Dope hangin' out with Ye don't slow-motion my pace, man!

When I'm conquering MySpace, it's actual space, man!

I got a loan from the White House, boom! Sent that shit straight to the Moon!

Now I'm taking white men to Mars, but for your kind, man, I ain't got room!

Your game show only launches depression!

Who put the jew with no nose in charge of human connection?

(Hey!) You claim your show to be some kind of great, but it ain't!

Why don't you Lean In and suck on my musky Dutch taint!

White men are destined to rep Earth; you sold your show out to Cartoon Network!

And their shows got so many Russian dubs, they should call it the Cartoon Nyet-work!" Elon rapped.

"Ooo, dubs! I know DBZ gets you tweeting.

I read your feed while eating toast from robot Morgan Freeman!

You need to start sleeping; we can all see you're tired.

You're about to be CE-Oh shit, he got fired!

(Ooh!) You got all these endeavors, but they're incomplete!

I've got one, and I fold money: income, pleat!

Set your self-driving truck to haul your ass home

'Cause this battle's like Microsoft to Rare: you got owned!" Chris raps.

"Well, clearly my disses were better!" Musk claims. "Now give me your show you fucking jew!"

"Elon, you're already the richest motherfucker on Earth every couple weeks, why do you want my show?"

"It's too woke! Too much gay and jewish shit! Give me the stupid show or else I will-"

Chris gets tired of Musk and just shoots him dead. He shoots him until he runs out of bullets, so he reloads and shoots again.

"Good riddance! Anyway, episode starts right about now!"


Episode 13: Obligatory fear episode

Team Cocoa had slept in the forest the whole night, so when they woke up, they weren't exactly in the best mood.

"Goodness, Mr. Cheese's back is killing Mr. Cheese!" You-know-who complained as he got on his feet.

"Honestly I should've signed up for that stupid Tyranny Of The Masses show." Connor said. "That one had a nice mansion, maybe not as nice and quiet as my ranch is, but hey, least we wouldn't have to sleep on rocks!"

"None of this would've happened if that stupid zombie girl wasn't so fixated on being quirky & relatable." Pillow then pulled out a shot gun. "Next time I see that little witch, let's just say I'll "experiment" with her body after her head mysteriously vanishes."

"WOOOO!" Homer went.

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Confessional: Player

Player: How did these guys outlast half our team again?

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"Thank goodness I can, like, float!" LSP proclaimed. "I don't have to sleep like a peasant!"

"Good for you I suppose." Connor replied. "I guess when you put it that way, it makes me somewhat more grateful for the life I've worked hard for."

"Connor, no offense but from what you've told us you were pretty much born rich, so you haven't done much work." Player told him.

"T-That's not true! I do tons of work! For example, I...ummmmm...uhhhhh...FUCK! I, I-I need to go somewhere!"

Connor then proceeded to quickly leave the vicinity.

"Man, what a loser!" Mr. Cheese said.

"Hey, Connor's not that bad!" LSP defended him.

"Whatever, he sucks and that's all that matters."

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Confessional: Mr. Cheese

Mr. Cheese: This whole team is basically blind sheep. Player is the only one who isn't, but that loser has no power whatsoever anyway!

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Jeffy & Johnny were playing some Mario Kart together in Team Pee Pee's cabin, with Jeffy playing as Mario and Johnny playing as Bowser.

Johnny manages to get to the finish line before Jeffy, who immediately jumps out in rage.

"ARE YOU FUCKIN' SERIOUS?! DADDY, YOU FUCKING SUCK AS A MARIO KART CHARACTER!"

"Jeez kid, calm down, I only beat you at Mario Kart."

"Whatever, I'm gonna go do some other shit!" Jeffy said as he went towards the exit before noticing a letter.

It said "To Jeffy".

"Cool, let's see what this is."

He opened it and was shocked at what it said.

"Dear Jeffy

Actually no not dear more like FUCK OFF JEFFY!

You and your mother have made my life a living hell for years

I have finally found someone who actually cares about me and I'm moving in with her

You will never see me again, and I hope you can learn something from this

Signed, Marvin

YOU'RE A BAD BOY JEFFY!"

Jeffy gasped at what he just read. "D-Daddy thinks Jeffy's a bad boy?!"

He sobbed before screaming loudly. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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Confessional: Jeffy

Jeffy was crying out the whole time.

Jeffy: D-Daddy, no! I'm not a bad boy, I'll show you!

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Amy was sitting on a log, looking at the ground in sadness.

"Oh Sonic, how can I go on without you?!" She wondered.

Banban & Boba Fett saw her and decided to approach her.

"Ugh, what do you two want?!" Amy asked as she groaned.

"We want you to join our alliance." Banban bluntly said before Boba Fett hit him with his blaster. "OW!"

"Don't be that blunt."

"Really? After you just got Cream out? No thanks, I'm not interested."

"Are you sure?" Boba Fett asked. "The other 4 players on this team, they seem pretty close to each other. Might try to vote us off."

"Because they're black?" Banban said before Boba Fett hit him again. "What?! I was just saying the quiet part out loud racist!"

"Ignoring his comments." Fett began. "It's likely we'll be next up on the chopping block, so, if we want to survive we'll need to allign with each other, and maybe be able to convince one of them to change sides."

"Hmmm...ok? I guess I'm in."

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Confessional: Amy Rose

Amy: Don't trust those two at all, but if this is my one chance to survive, so be it. I'm sure Sonic will be delighted to see me think strategically!

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Confessional: Boba Fett

Boba Fett: We still need to get one of those 4 to flip, I'll deal with that later.

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The intercom starts playing.

"Alright campers, it's challenge time!"

The remaining contestants all went to the usual challenge site to meet up with Chris.

"Good to see everyone's here." Chris said.

"Chris, why did it like 2 months for another episode?" Banban asked.

"Because the writer decided to do a gajillion different stories at once like a retard and had a bunch of drama that I won't get into further. The only reason this story ain't canned is cuz he's too stupid to just accept it sucks balls, thanks for fucking asking."

"Wow, that sounds rough." Player remarked. "And mean spirited as well."

"Whatever. Today's challenge is has been done by almost every TD cast at this point, official or fanfiction: the fear challenge! There will be 9 rounds so that everyone can face their fears, and if you do you get a point yada yada yada team with the least points loses. The challenge shall start in like a minute so be ready I guess."

Plankton looks at his team again before noticing something. "Where in the world is Jeffy?"

"Dead hopefully!" Leafy cheerfully said.

"That'd be rad as heck!" Rottytops added.

"Hey guys."

The whole cast turned towards the direction they heard the voice, showing Jeffy. He now looked rather sad for some reason.

"Where's the retard been?" Chris asked. "And make it quick."

"Oh well, it's just...my daddy's basically leaving mommy, and she probably can't pay the house payments, so we're pretty much gonna be homeless."

Cabby gasped. "Oh, sorry that's the case. I don't particularly like you, but you don't deserve this."

"Are you actually insane?!" Rottytops whined.

"She is." Added Ashley.

"Well, I've thought about it, and honestly, I'm not going to be the same Jeffy anymore. I'm gonna be a good boy, who will assist in challenges and not get on the sex offender registry. I'm going to get that money no matter what!"

"Really pal? That's a big 180 coming from you." Gumshoe said.

"I know, but I don't care. Christ, start the challenge."

"Fine, I really don't care. Our first round consists of Pillow, Dee Jay and Mona."

"Me? Really? I have no fear at all, nothing gets through me." Pillow bragged with a big smile on her face.


Chris grabs both Pillow and Gumshoe into the mess hall.

"Alright Pillow, your fear is not killing people. Take this knife first."

Pillow grabs the knife almost instantly. "With pleasure."

"...And don't stab Gumshoe in the ass for 0.0000000000000002 seconds."

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Confessional: Pillow

Pillow: Shucks.

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Pillow stands around for exactly 0.0000000000000001 seconds before stabbing Gumshoe in the ass.

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK PALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! IT HURTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

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Confessional: Dick Gumshoe

Gumshoe: This show is too much for me pal! I only seem to exist to these people as their own personal punching bag. What's the next challenge gonna be, break Gumshoe's legs?!

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Pillow breathes a sigh of relief. "You have no idea how stressful it was not to attack something for 0.000000000000001 seconds!"

Meanwhile Gumshoe just sat on the ground with his butt bleeding out.


Dee Jay was sent to Swag's tent and sat on his gaming chair as he was instructed by him.

"You make music right? Well listen to some K Pop then. I still get Vietnam flashbacks from the cringe."

"I'm sure it's not that bad. Every genre has it's own ups and downs after all."

Swag then put on K-Pop music and left so he wouldn't bear the retarded music and Dee Jay's ear drums exploded after 0.00000000000000000001 seconds of hearing it.


Guard Chris got Mona somewhere.

"Alright you're afraid of snakes right? Well we just happen to-"

He then notices Mona left already.

"Fuck me."


"Alright, even through Dee Jay got his ears literally and figuratively blasted by the shitty k pop music, he technically didn't back out or anything so unlike the other two teams the roses get a point." Chris declared, causing Team Rose to celebrate.

"Mon what the fuck was that shit?!" Dee Jay asked, confused. "It sounded like Kai Cenat and Onision taking turns screwing each other!"

"I have no idea who these people are but the mere mentioning of their names makes me want to vomit." Boba Fett said.

"What?" Dee Jay asked again. "I can't hear crap with these eardrums!"

"Whatever, go to the infirmary or something. Next up on our list are LSP, Bea and Ashley, all of them ladies. Let's go." Chris said.


"Ok LSP, your fear is to not use any and all electronics for 30 minutes. Sounds pretty hard isn't it?"

"Uh, do you like, seriously think I'm totes incapable of that? This is stupid, like, a lot."

"Fuck you." Chris said before he left.


Swag then gets Bea to his computer.

"Go on deviantart and look up your name, it's gonna be hot AF bro!" He said before getting a punch to the face.

"Pervert." Bea bluntly said.

"Okay hoe I hope you get fucked by your slave animals lol!"

Bea typed deviantart on the chrome search engine, went on the site and typed her name in it's own search engine.

"How bad can this be-"

She was then mortified by the shit she saw on it.


Fuck it I'm not even gonna bother the rest of this boring snoozefest.

I've been writing this for months and have barely even done 2000 words.

Not gonna write the rest of this episode.

that is how much it sucks

only important thing to know is Jeffy got eliminated

his fear was his abusive mom and she kicked his ass.

so he begged his team to vote him off cuz he was sad

everyone liked that

originally Rottytops found out about his abusive upbringing and burned him with cigs in a cave to make him want to leave, but I changed that because it was a bit too sadistic for her character

Joe Biden confirmed for season 2.

dont worry I will write episode 14 and beyond because I'd actually like writing them

bye