The following chapter contains spoilers from Total Drama Endless by NondescriptNorbert.
Producer: So you got a new Total Drama season for me?
Writer: Yes sir I do and it's gonna be called Total Drama Endless!
Producer: Oh, so this season's gonna last as long as The Simpsons?
Writer: Nope, the title just sounds cool. This season contains over 20 contestants from different works of fiction.
Producer: But how are we gonna afford all the licenses?
Writer: We just can. Anyway so instead of Chris McLean the host is gonna be Conan O'Brien-
Producer: Lawsuit waiting to happen.
Writer:Conner O'Gleeson who will only be there for the pre merge portion than disappear for most of the merge.
Producer: Oh, that's pretty different from the norm!
Writer: Yeah, this whole season is gonna start off like any regular total drama season.
Producer: But with anime characters.
Writer: And then we're gonna go into SUPER SERIOUS mode!
Producer: Ok I got that but who are the contestants? Those are by far the most important aspect of the show.
Writer: You know how I said this was a crossover season? We'll also have 2 completely original people named Perky and Roy!
Producer: Alright, what's their deal?
Writer: One is a first boot who gets some cameos late in the season and the other is a douchebag completely irrelevant despite making it to the merge.
Producer: Oh. Well what about the rest then?
Writer: Well first off we have the season's winner: Princess Peach!
Producer: What's her deal?
Writer: She spends her time as a ditzy kind girl for all of 10 minutes before getting amnesia. Then she will have a character arc about becoming more competent, realizing she is a fictional character, and suffering the rest of it.
Producer: Ooh making women suffer is tight!
Writer: Creepy, anyway, her best friend is Tyler The Creator-
Producer: Lawsuit!
Writer: Markus Obasi who is eventually killed off near the end to make Peach sad.
Producer: Wait, someone dies? That's crazy! We've never done that one before!
Writer: The All Stars who got sent away by balloons into the sun and were never heard from again?
Producer: Nah they survived that!
Writer: Dave who was about to get mauled by a bear with no one to help him?
Producer: Eh he probably kicked that bear's ass.
Writer: Mike's personalities who were deleted from existence forever?
Producer: Never mention him in my face ever again.
Writer: Anyways, the runner up is Beatrice from Over The Garden Wall. She spends the early episodes in her human form before becoming a bird again.
Producer: Ok what's her deal?
Writer: For the pre merge she keeps feuding with the rest of the team before she's told to kill herself.
Producer: Sounds good.
Writer: Then for the first episode of the merge she becomes a total mean girl because of trauma or something like that and then spends the rest of the next few episodes atoning for it.
Producer: Ok.
Writer: Next up is Rick Sanchez.
Producer: That's the guy from Rick & Morty!
Writer: Yeah and unlike his show he isn't totally insufferable, in fact, he actually is a bit more morally grey, even sacrificing himself for the group.
Producer: Ok. Who else do you have?
Writer: Well there's Larry Bundy Jr.-
Producer: LAWSUIT!
Writer: -Lenny who is forcibly turned into a crystal gem from steven universe.
Producer: Well then I guess it'll take a long time for him to adjust to his human body?
Writer: Well actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
Producer: Oh! Any more characters?
Writer: Well there's Doofenshmirtz, Indiana Jones, Amethyst and Tomoko who well do stuff but I don't have any real jokes to give them.
Producer: Well what about the other characters?
Writer: Listen, I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that!
Producer: Ok.
Aaaaand I ran out of jokes. Hope you liked this chapter I made solely so Multiversal Madness will never leave the front page till it concludes.
