Okay, hopefully this time I'll ACTUALLY write the chapter in full.
"Last time on Total Drama Multiversal Madness!
We had a fear challenge and Jeffy got out.
That's literally it.
Oh and Amy joined Plankton's alliance, though he's not aware of it yet.
Will this chapter actually be written fully? Find out now on
Total!
Drama!
Multiversal!
Madness!
Episode 14: The non-X-istent Files
We start off the episode back in the TLC of Shame as the eliminated contestants are feasting on Brody's arm.
"Don't you think cannibalism is a bit much?" Cordelia asked, being hesitant to eat her part of the meal.
"Well it was either this or eating someone who ISN'T a vegetable." Said Fries, before he made sure to pick his fries to make sure no one would grab them. "I'm a box of fries, not literal fries by the way."
"Fries, don't you think it's a little selfish to let us starve whilst you hoard all your delicious nutrients?" Cocoa Cookie wondered.
"I wouldn't call it selfish, dare I say it's logical! I mean, it's basically the equivalent of wanting people to not eat your heart, is there any problem with that?"
"Good point." Cream said.
"Hey, when the fuck are we getting out of here?" Jeffy asked. "Jeffy can't play the cat piano if I am stuck here."
"Nah we're probably stuck here forever." EDP replied.
Fries kicked the TLC's wall. "This sucks! At least Announcer gave us 30 minutes of sunlight in his TLC, and some food, but this McLean guy's literally starving us!"
The whole of Team Pee Pee were celebrating Jeffy's exit still, with them ordering pizza and alcohol to party.
Except Johnny who was sad and sat alone.
"Hey Johnny, aren't you going to celebrate with us or what?" Plankton asked.
"Nah man, I just lost my friend."
Plankton spat out his drink in response. "F-FRIEND?! What the heck man?! That kid was a menace, hell he even used me as a fricking vibrator!"
"That was funny though."
"It wasn't!"
"Shut up."
"Whatever. Get the zombie girl and me some place to talk strategy later, ok?"
Nichelle had gathered her fellow alliance members in a random part of the forest to talk in private.
"Ok, any reason why you brought us here Nichelle?" Dee Jay asked.
"Ok, so, yesterday I overheard Boba Fett and Banban talking with Amy, and found out she's now in their alliance."
"Sounds pretty important. Those 3 only need Sanders' vote to take control." Bea notes.
"Yup, knew I could count on ya to be smart, and strong and beauti-I mean brave hehe!"
Nichelle looked rather awkwardly at her crush.
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Confessional: Nichelle
Nichelle: Bea's basically everything I'd want in a person: female, strong, no-nonsense and secretly kind!
...And hopefully, she feels the same way about me.
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"...Ok, I think it's obvious we need her vote now more than ever." Bea says. "Especially since me and Nichelle are obvious big threats in the game."
"Right, I'll try to convince her mon." Dee Jay adds.
Dee Jay went to Sanders.
"Hey mon, have you considered voting for Boba Fett? Him and his alliance are a big threat."
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Confessional: Dee Jay
Dee Jay: Hey that rhymed!
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"I'll think about it, okay?"
"Good enough I guess."
He then leaves the premises right as Amy comes in.
"Hey Sanders, wanna vote off Bea? That girl's a real big threat to the game and all."
"I'll think about it, okay?"
"Good enough I guess."
She then leaves the premises right as Nichelle comes in...
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Confessional: Sanders
Sanders: Ok, now I'm basically the team's swing vote. No one will ever target me because of that. Awesome.
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Cabby was taking notes of all her teammates in the cabin. As Jeffy had been eliminated, she decided his file was complete and put it in another part of her.
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Confessional: Cabby
Cabby: That Jeffy may have behaved very poorly, but a part of me pities him. He never seemed to have been properly educated, which lead to his rather "eccentric" personality to say the least. Oh well, can't let the past define me, I've learned that lesson by now.
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Suddenly, Leafy came up from behind to greet the file cabinet.
"Oh Cabs! How are you doing my wonderful friend?! I FOR ONE AM FEELING SUPER GREAT, WHICH ISN'T AS MUCH AS YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS SUPER DUPER GREAT, BUT HEY, IT'S STILL PRETTY GREAT! DONTYOUFEELLIKEYOURLIFEISJUSTSUPERDUPERGREATALLTHETIME-"
"Please, try to calm down for a second Leafy."
"H-Hey! It's not nice to tell friends how to behave! Or at least when you don't have a certified best friend diploma like I do!" Leafy explained before showing off her "best friend diploma" and shoving it into Cabby's face, who pushed it back.
"Right." She said, then pulled out one of her files. "I'll need to write that down, just in case it-"
Leafy forcefully grabs Cabby's file.
"HEY! Give that back!"
"Nu-Uh! Don't you realize how MEAN it is to store everyone's information like that?! That's called stalking Cabby, I think you should know that!"
"Wh-What? Leafy, I've already said this before: I have memory problems. Sometimes, I lose a ton of critical information, so I NEED to jot down anything i find useful in them!"
"Stop being so selfish! You're a bad friend Cabby, if you continue to stalk us!"
"But I'm n-not stalking you!"
"You don't? Well, here's a deal!" Leafy proceeds to grab the rest of the files. "I'll be hanging onto these for a while, and you'll be a nice ol' friend. Sound okay? Whatever, I'm off!"
Leafy ran off somewhere, leaving Cabby angry.
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Confessional: Cabby
Cabby: I'm...I'm...ARGH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER?! I've tried so so much to reason with Leafy this whole game, and yet she just keeps throwing away any sympathy I had for her!
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Player went over to his team's sleeping space in the cafeteria to get some food, and saw that the rest of his team were having a party, which shocked him.
"Wait, are you guys seriously doing a party and you didn't even invite me?!"
"Oh Player we were just having Cheese Night!" Mr. Cheese said.
"What's that?"
"It's where we sit in a circle and talk about how great Mr. Cheese is for 3 hours straight!" Homer explained.
"It's hell on earth." Pillow added.
"No it's not!" Homer argued.
Mr. Cheese saw all the discussion going on and joined in to the conversation. "Woah guys, what's this loser doing here? Get rid of him!"
Homer and Pillow grabbed Player from his hands, with him trying to get them off to no avail.
"Hey, g-get them off me! Mr. Cheese, I need to eat, please don't kick me out!"
"Heh, keep dreamin' loser! This cheddar boy can do whatever he wants!"
And so Player was kicked out the cafeteria, leaving him frustrated.
"Ah-ARGH!"
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Confessional: Player
Player: That's it! I've had enough of Mr. Cheese bullying me so much! I'm going to get him out of here as fast as possible and win, and then I'll be able to see his smug face crying!
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Confessional: Mr. Cheese
Mr. Cheese: The merge is coming soon, so Pwayer needs to go before he manages to get anyone else against me.
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We cut to the cast arriving at the challenge site for the millionth time. Chris was there, obviously. Also the interns, can't forget about them.
"How's my least favorite group of contestants in the history of contestants doing?"
"Pretty good, I got a good tan on the beach just now." Johnny replied.
"Seriously? You were supposed to make a snarky comment about you hating me! Thanks for ruining the obvious punchline asshole!"
"Ok."
"First off, it's time for a team swap! You will be given a minute to decide which new teams you're on!"
"Isn't it kinda pointless, since we're very close to merging?" Plankton asked.
"I don't care, just do it!"
The contestants all split up to find their new teammates and eventually the new teams looked like this:
Player, Mr. Cheese, Homer, Pillow, LSP and Connor for team 1.
Nichelle, Sanders, Bea, Dee Jay, Boba Fett, Amy and Banban for team 2.
And Plankton, Leafy, Cabby, Gumshoe, Johnny, Mona and Ashley for team 3.
"Alright, the new teams seem pretty cool." Chris said. "Very different from the old ones. Now, choose your team names."
"Okay what should we name our team?" LSP asked.
"The Nondescript Norberts?" Pillow suggested.
"Too nondescript." Player said.
"The Master Cats?" Pillow suggested.
"I'm allergic to cats, or at least I think I am, never actually checked if i was." Connor said.
"The Great Ones?" Pillow suggested.
"Too racist." LSP said.
"Alright people let's just be called Team Cheese." Mr. Cheese demanded.
"Great idea!" Homer said.
Connor went to Chris. "Alright Chris, our team name is Team-"
"COCOA!" Pillow suddenly shouted.
"Team Cocoa it is!" Chris said.
"Screw you Piwwow!" Mr. Cheese whined.
"I just felt the sudden urge to drink cocoa."
"Team 2, what do you suggest?"
"Well in honor of my team with Big and Cream, I'm calling us Team Rose!"
"That's gay." Banban told Amy.
"Gays give me ratings so I'll tolerate their existence on camera." Chris declared. "Team 2 is now Team Rose!"
"Guys what should we call our team?" Johnny asked his team (duh!)
"LET'S BE TEAM FRIENDSHIP AND RAINBOWS!" Leafy suggested.
"Woah there we already have a gay team name!" Chris complained. "Just for that you'll be Team Pee Pee!"
"How's that not gay though?" Gumshoe asked.
" Go fuck yourself Dick Asshoe. Anyway, today's challenge is a little quiz show!"
"Bro have you run out of ideas? Tbh you peaked in the fucking ebola challenge!" Swag said, to which Chris responded by slapping him in the face.
"Regardless, here's how it works: I'll take one member from each team and give them pop culture quizzes, and the last to answer correctly will get eliminated. This will go on until one team loses all their members and they will send a member of their team tonight!"
Cabby shook as she heard what Chris said.
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Confessional: Cabby
Cabby: Oh my goodness, this is literally the worst time I could've possibly had to lose access to my files! Oh, I hope I can get out of the challenge shortly...
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"Alright, so for the first 3 players are: Homer, Nichelle and Gumshoe, get your sorry asses over here!"
The 3 of them went to Chris, who drew a circle for each of them to fit in.
"I'll bring in the new guest star! He'll be the one to personally eliminate you from the challenge: Ripper, come on in man!"
Ripper from the reboot seasons runs to the cast.
"What's up nerds?! Ripper's back for another chance at the million!"
"I lied. You're just gonna fart on the losers and nothing else."
"LAME! But hey, at least I get to show off my farting skills to the ladies!" Ripper said whilst doing a sexual pose, disgusting all the girls.
"Jesus, what's wrong with you Chris?!" Nichelle asked.
"I have a fart fetish, wasn't it obvious? I literally had a whole episode where a bunch of teenagers farted for like 10 minutes!"
"Damn, didn't know Chris was a deviantart user!" Banban pointed out.
"Oh shit Swag he knows my internet history!" Guard Chris said worriedly. "Quick, let's cross the border!"
"Isn't that kinda racist?"
"You idiots." Chris bluntly said. "Those guys were talking about me!"
"Oh, actually forget it Swag, no mexican girls for you."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Anyways, first question! Who was the first boot of the season?"
The 3 questionees had no idea what to say.
"Uh...Ashley?" Gumshoe answered.
"I'm right there you buffoon." Ashley bluntly told him.
"Right I forget that you were still here pal."
"Me too, but that doesn't mean your answer isn't wrong." Chris said.
"Uh...Someone?"
"That's technically correct! Gumshoe is safe! You can get out of the circle for now."
"Thank goodness pal." Gumshoe said, going back to his team.
"It was pretty mean for you to forget someone like that Gumshoe!" Leafy scolded.
"Can you blame him tho?" Johnny asked.
"True." Leafy agreed.
"Next question: Which contestant is a closeted lesbian?"
That question got a bunch of people to give Chris a few eyebrows.
"Nichelle I guess." Homer bluntly answered.
"Correctomundo!"
"WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS CHRIS?!"
"I mean you already said it in confessionals, remember? Your fault for forgetting to not reveal you're gay on national television!"
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Confessional: Nichelle
Nichelle: Fuck!
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"Do the thing Ripper."
"Oh yeah baby! Time to level up my farting skills!"
Before Ripper could do his signature move, Robbie Rotten went up and closed the curtains to hide this cursed image.
"Don't let your kids watch it!"
We then cut back to Nichelle going to her team, embarrassed at her outing.
"So uh...we cool? You're not judging me right?"
"It's fine, I don't really care about your sexuality and all." Dee Jay admitted.
"Yeah! You're not even all that hot!" Banban said, which got him a bonk on the head by Amy.
"Yup...it's fine, regardless of what that jerk Chris thinks!" Bea shouts with a light blush, before hiding her face.
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Confessional: Bea
Bea: Interesting that Nichelle is a lesbian, considering that, for a long time, I...ah forget it, it's not important, probably just me being rebellious.
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"Ok, next round of characters are: Mr. Cheese, Boba Fett and Plankton!"
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Confessional: Mr. Cheese
Mr. Cheese: I see Chris is puttin' all the baddies together huh. Maybe I should ally with these guys once merge hits? That'd be pretty cool!
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"First question: Is K-pop cringe?"
"Really, that's your question? That's just an opinion!" Plankton complains.
"But is it cringe or not?" Chris asked again.
"LOL of course it is K-pop is some gay shit like seriously listen to that cancer it's just some stupid gay e-boys singing some dumb retarded japanese shit to your sexy face then you immediately have to wash your face in the mirror from all the fucking gay ass cringe that you just endured cuz you dare listen to music your shitty manipulative friends are all obsessed with for one reason or another i kid you fucking not that is exactly what happened to me i now know not to ever have any fucking friends other than Chris again ok?!" Swag said.
"I guess Swag got it right!"
"But he's not even a contestant." Boba Fett said.
"Don't care. Next question: Where is Gamora?"
"Who is Gamora?" Boba Fett asked.
"Why is Gamora?" Mr. Cheese asked.
"Correct!"
"Aw yeah baby you can't beat the cheese, nah-ah!" Mr. Cheese bragged, which got Player mad.
"Yeah, you can't."
Connor noticed that. "Something the matter kid?"
"Ah it's nothing really, ignore what I said."
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Confessional: Connor
Connor: Yeah, I can tell he wants Mr. Cheese out. I'll talk to him about this later.
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"Next question: would you rather die or live?"
"Uh...live?" Plankton asked.
"Wrong! You tried to kill yourself in one Spongebob episode, so obviously you're suicidal!"
"Hey that was one time! Just 'cause I was suicidal once doesn't mean I'm still that!"
"Too bad, I do whatever I want! Next question: Who asked?"
"Uh, you?" Boba Fett reluctantly answered.
"Correct! Plankton is out, fart on him Ripper!"
"No, NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M TOO YOUNG TO HAVE A FART IN MY SYSTEM!"
"Don't worry little man, I don't fart on midgets!"
Plankton gave out a sigh. "That was close."
"Instead I do this!"
Ripper unzipped his pants and grabbed Plankton.
"NO! P-PLEASE DON'T DO IT NO-"
Then shoved him into his you know what to the disgust of literally everyone.
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Confessional: Plankton
Plankton was sitting in the fetal position, looking like had PTSD from being stuck in Ripper's bum hole.
Plankton: Bu-Butt! Butt butt BUTT!
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This didn't last long however, as Banban swooped in to help him.
"I'll save you friend!"
He stole Boba Fett's gun and proceeded to blast Ripper to death, saving Plankton from getting clapped by his cheeks any more.
"Goddamit Banban! How am I supposed to get free farts now? Cringy deviantart weirdos?"
"Knock it off Chris! What else was Banban supposed to do? Let Plankton die of a lack of oxygen?" Amy told him.
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Confessional: Amy Rose
Amy: And no it's not because we're in an alliance. You don't need that to act like a normal person.
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"I don't give a shit. Instead of farting the loser of the next round will get a much worse fate, here!"
Chris pulls out a poke ball and releases a Typhlosion.
"If you lose Typhlosion takes you somewhere."
No one says anything at all.
"Fate worse than death, I know."
No one says anything again.
"Did any of you look up the recent Pokemon leaks?"
"I would but for some reason Banban keeps chucking anyone's phone away whenever I try to look it up." Player explains.
"Hey, you should be happy I'm making sure no is spoiled by any leak for future games!" Banban said.
"No one cares about Pokemon Banban!" Chris yells, which results in Bea giving him an angry glance. "Next round is Pillow, Bea and Ashley!"
The three of them entered their circles.
"Who is the sexiest man on the island?"
"...I already know the answer." Bea said. "You."
"Incorrect!" Swag yells. "Bitch I'm fabulous!
"No that's me you retard!" Chris argues.
"Look at my man-tits and tell me I'm not sexier than you will ever be!"
"Look at my super hot eyes though! WAY hotter than the ugly ass face you got!"
"Uh, did I get the correct answer or not?" Bea asks.
"Obviously! I'm way hotter than the pixel face over there!"
Swag pulled out a gun and threated Chris. "Bitch what did you just say to me?!"
"Look! Some sexy girls 1000000000 miles away!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SEXAY!" Swag shouted as he ran off to somewhere.
"Anyways Bea wins, woo ho my favorite Pokemon character for obvious reasons is safe! Next question: What is a man?"
"A miserable pile of secrets?" Player answered.
"No one fucking cares Player, wait your turn!"
"Ok."
"But you were right, so one more question! How does blood taste?"
"Very tasty." Pillow answered.
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Confessional: Pillow
Pillow: Mae's blood was like chocolate! Also Major Cloog, pedophiles are especially yummy!
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"Very correct! This means Ashley is officially eliminated! Typhlosion, do the thing you will be well known for for the next 10 years!"
Typhlosion grabs Ashley and runs off somewhere.
"I'm sure the Pokemon isn't gonna do anything sus pal!" Gumshoe said.
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Confessional: Banban
Banban just shows the Does He Know meme which I can't show because fanfiction dot net is a bitch.
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"Honestly I'm bored with these punishments, they just make the chapter longer, and Good Guy Gary is allergic to long chapters if it's not Superstars! Player, Dee Jay and Leafy! Get your sorry asses over here!"
They went there I guess.
"First question: what is peak?"
"FNAF The Musical mon." Dee Jay said. "It was so peak I personally went to the creators to give them a high five! Frickin' masterpiece alright, everyone should watch it!"
Chris claps his hands and ass cheeks together. "This is the one time I'm actually happy bro! Dee Jay wins!"
Dee Jay proceeds to twerk like Freddy Fazbear canonically does.
"Wow, nice twerk bro! Next question: who is the most hated person alive?"
"PLAYER!" Literally everyone but Player and some nice people I won't bother mentioning say.
"Correct, correct! Player is the only one not to say that, so he's out!"
"...Really Chris? Y'know what, fine! I'm going out."
Player proceeded to quietly leave as everyone stared at him.
When no one was around, he began to cry.
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Confessional: Player
Player was still sobbing, even more than before.
Player: Why why WHY?! What am I doing wrong?! How can I be such a loser?! M-Maybe Mr. Cheese was right, maybe I am as worthless as he says he is!
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"Round 5: Mr. Cheese, Bea and Gumshoe! First question: Who is the impostor Among Us?"
"THERE'S AN IMPOSTOR AMONG US?!" Gumshoe shouts. "WHO IS IT?! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME PAL PLEASE!"
Mr. Cheese threw a knife at him and Gumshoe let out a scream. "What a loser bro!"
"So Mr. Cheese was the impostor!" Bea said. "I knew it from the moment I saw him!"
"Damn i didn't think a chocolate waifu could be so smart!" Chris racistly said.
"Isn't that kinda racist?" Gumshoe asked. "I haven't met a black person in my life despite living in America so I wouldn't know."
"I'm not even bloody american! I'm from Galar!" Bea shouted in a more English accent than usual.
"Sorry for not knowing that."
"Anyway Bea wins. Next question: Is Leafy genuine in her friendliness?"
"I AM!" Leafy says.
"This question wasn't directed to you Leafy."
"Uh, I don't think so pal." Gumshoe answers. "She can be so mean to me sometimes, for literally no reason!"
"Correct!" Chris says before he sees that Leafy is about to throw a knife at him. "I-Incorrect, I meant. Next question: Which has more soul, Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League, or G*ingers?"
"G*ngers obviously." Gumshoe said. "Because they exist, I don't know how a video game can have a soul pal."
"Correct for the wrong reasons, Mr. Cheese is out!"
"No he's not!" Homer counters.
"Yes he is!" Chris counters back.
"No he's not!"
"Yes he is!"
"No he's not!"
"Yes he is!"
"No he's not!"
"Yes he is!"
"No he's not!"
"Yes he is!"
"No he's not!"
"Yes he is!"
"No he's not!"
"Yes he is!"
"No he's not!"
"Yes he is!"
"No he's not!"
"Yes he is!"
"No he's not!"
"Fuck it." Chris pulls out a shot gun. "Shut up or fucking die Homer!"
"I won't!"
"Screw this. Guards! Get Homer outta here!"
Guard Chris and Swag arrive and take Homer.
"Ok now that Mr. Cheese is out we can do this again. Round 6: Pillow, Amy Rose and Mona!"
The three went to the circle.
Eliminated: Nichelle, Plankton, Ashley, Player, Mr. Cheese.
Remaining:
Team Cocoa: Pillow, Connor, LSP, Homer.
Team Rose: Dee Jay, Bea, Sanders, Boba Fett, Banban, Amy.
Team Pee Pee: Johnny Cage, Rottytops, Cabby, Leafy, Mona, Gumshoe.
"First question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
"That answer couldn't possibly be more obvious!" Pillow bragged. "Skibidi rizz, nice gyat, rizzity skib skibdi bap bap beep beep, Kai Cenat, talking ben, skibidi gyat!"
"Is she speaking some ancient tongue passed down from generations, or just plain nonsense?" Amy questioned.
"Both. Still correct though." Chris explained.
"What the heck?" Amy whined.
"You just don't understand brain rot-ism like I do. Next question: Who here has the most skibidi rizz?"
"Uh, what's a skibidi rizz?" Amy asks.
"Something that's hot AF of course!"
"Oh, that's easy then: Sonic!"
"Hell yeah the amount of skibidi rizz my waifu has is uncountable!" Swag brags.
"Shut the fuck up Swag." Chris plainly says. "Amy is right just because I don't want to argue with you again, so Mona is eliminated. Round 7 will have Connor, Sanders and Rottytops!"
Eliminated: Nichelle, Plankton, Ashley, Player, Mr. Cheese, Mona.
Remaining:
Team Cocoa: Pillow, Connor, LSP, Homer.
Team Rose: Dee Jay, Bea, Sanders, Boba Fett, Banban, Amy.
Team Pee Pee: Johnny Cage, Rottytops, Cabby, Leafy, Gumshoe.
"First question: who is the most beautiful woman to ever grace this planet?"
"My wife obviously. Who else understands my true genius?" Connor replies.
"WRONG! The idea that you're anything but a retard is hilarious though Connor, so I'll let you pass anyway!"
"Am I supposed to be happy or not? Hard to tell."
"Kill yourself." Chris said. "Anyway, next question: did you know being British and white makes you gay?"
"Yuh, I dunno what British folks are but I know a thing o' two about being homosexual (bi actually) and it sure sounds like it!" Rottytops says.
"WRONG! You just instantly believed some random ass stereotype tumblr troons made up that harms the LGBTQABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWYZ community! Fucking homophone you are, and for that I'm removing you from the challenge!"
"Uh, first off, like I said, I'm bisexual, second, weren't you supposed to be a homophobe?"
"ASKING FOR CHARACTER CONSISTENCY IS LIKE TELLING ME TO BE A NICE PERSON! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE NOW!"
Chris whistles for the Fist Thingy of Despair to come and it blasts Rottytops off again.
"Next question: what colors do my balls have?"
"Uh...blue?" Connor randomly said. "I didn't even pay attention honestly, that was just a random guess.
Chris tears up. "Sadly, correct. You guys really aren't all that hot."
"Well, guess that means I'm eliminated." Sanders said. "That sucks."
"Get your NPC-ass outta here Shatders!" Chris yelled. "Now let's do a montage since I'm bored of this shit."
We then get a montage.
I'm too lazy to write it so here's the battle for dream island song instead.
[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've been waiting for!
The best Battle for Dream Island song EVER!
LET'S GO!
[Chorus]
This is the Battle for Dream Island song
Battle for Dream Island, the Battle for Dream Island song
(Battle for the-)
[Verse 1]
We got Blocky and Bubble and Pin
Leafy and Firey are more than friends, uh
Rocky, Snowball and the rest
Like Needle and Match, a perfect 10, yeah
[Verse 2]
We got Flower and Woody and Spongy too
Coiny and Announcer just flew the coupe
Comment who you think is gonna win
And listеn to this song again and again, uh
[Chorus x2]
This is the Battle for Dream Island song
Battlе for Dream Island, the Battle for Dream Island song
(Battle for the-)
This is the Battle for Dream Island song
Battle for Dream Island, the Battle for Dream Island song
(Battle for the-)
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[Bridge]
GO BLOCKY! GO BLOCKY! GO BLOCKY! GO BLOCKY!
GO BUBBLE! GO BUBBLE! GO BUBBLE! GO BUBBLE!
GO LEAFY! GO LEAFY! GO LEAFY! GO LEAFY!
GO FIREY! GO FIREY! GO CRAZY! RUAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
[Chorus x2]
This is the Battle for Dream Island song
Battle for Dream Island, the Battle for Dream Island song
(Battle for the-)
This is the Battle for Dream Island song
Battle for Dream Island, the Battle for Dream Island song
(Battle for the-)
Anyway after a dozen rounds each team now has only 1 contestant left.
"Okay, time for the final round! Whoever anwers a question correctly last will be eliminated from the challenge and get their team up for elimination! Homer, Banban and Cabby, come in!"
Cabby looked stressed and went over to Leafy.
"Leafy, please, I beg you to let me use my files just this once! Otherwise, we'll lose the challenge!" Cabby begged.
"Hmmm, NOPE! Not doing that since I'm nice!"
"So you're risking sending one of us home just so you'd fit your definition of "nice"? Don't you realize that's a horrible idea?!"
"LA LA LA I didn't hear you!"
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Confessional: Cabby
Cabby: The amount of benefit of the doubt I give her is too much.
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So the 3 of them went in their circles.
"Question: who here is a content farm character?"
"Oh, me me me me!" Banban said.
"Correct! Banban's team is safe! It's down to Homer and Cabby to not fuck it up for their teams!"
Homer looked like he didn't know what planet he was on and Cabby was sweating profusely.
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Confessional: Cabby
Cabby: I am so, incredibly screwed right now.
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"Last question: what is the greatest, most sexually fullfilling, most beautiful song that has ever graced this planet?"
"Uh, think Cabby think! What would be the best song to exist?! It should be so easy to answer, and yet, MY BRAIN JUST CAN'T! THERE MUST BE SOMETHING, SOMETHING THAT COULD REMIND ME!"
Meanwhile Homer just stood there silent, licking his face.
"Wait, team, shouldn't we do something to help Cabby?!" Gumshoe asked, concerned.
"I'd help out if Chris allowed us!" Plankton replied.
"That's right. Cabby's gonna need to solve it on her own if she wants to win!" Chris explains.
"Like a mean person deserves!" Leafy shouted.
Cabby tried her damnest to answer, but she could not think of anything at all.
"Wait I know it!" Homer said. "Here it is:
Oh, Shaggy, Scooby-Doo, Get a Clue!
We're on the road again, with each other 'till the end
I'm gonna sing this song all day long!
Two friends on the run, making trouble, having fun
Shaggy & Scooby-Doo, Get a Clue!
While I'm hangin' with the Scoob, Shaggy's watching Toons
I'm gonna sing a song, all day long!
Eating food is what they do and they don't do it for you.
Shaggy & Scooby-Doo, Get a Clue!
They're hangin' on TV like two celebrities
I'm gonna sing this song, all day long!
Now the crew is down to two; just the Shaggy and Scoob.
Shaggy & Scooby-Doo, Get a Clue!
We're on the road again, with each other 'till the end.
I'm gonna sing this song all day long!
Two friends on the run, making trouble, having fun
Shaggy & Scooby-Doo, Get a Clue!
Yeah, Shaggy & Scooby Doo, Get a Clue!
Yeah, Shaggy & Scooby Doo, Get a Clue!
Shaggy, Scooby-Doo, Get a Clue!"
Homer's beautiful rendition of the Shaggy and Scooby Doo, Get a Clue! intro got him widespread applause.
Chris even teared up. "That was the most amazing thing I've ever heard in my life! Homer wins the challenge!"
Homer proceeded to do a floss. "Woo-Hoo! I am too smart, I am too smart! S-H-A-R-T wait I meant S-M-A-R-T!"
"As for Team Pee Pee, you guys are gonna have to get someone out."
Cabby covered her face from embarrassment at her loss before Leafy smugly went up to her.
"Well well Cabs, seems like your files couldn't save you now! That should teach you not to stalk people~"
"Leave her alone pal!" Gumshoe growled.
"What'd you say Gum-gum?"
"That you're not treating Cabby with even a shred of respect! She's out here doing her best and you're just being a massive jerk to her!"
"E-Excuse me?! How DARE you suggest I'm not nice?! I've worked SO HARD to be the nicest person ever, and you STUPID, USELESS JERK ARE RUINING EVERYTHING! YOU SUCK GUMSHOE, I HOPE YOU LOSE YOUR JOB!"
"That's...that's...WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! SORRY PAAAAALLLLLLLL!" Gumshoe cried out.
"Amazing!" Leafy smugly smiled. "Now, how about we vote him off for being such a cry baby?"
Cabby's eyes became filled with anger as she grabbed Leafy's arm. "LISTEN HERE: I AM TIRED OF BEING CONSTANTLY PUT DOWN BY YOUR DISTURBING OBSESSION WITH NICENESS! I AM TIRED OF YOU SLANDERING ANYONE WHO SPEAKS BAD ABOUT YOU! I AM TIRED OF YOU BEING SUCH A VAPID CUNT! YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE THE NICEST PERSON, IN FACT, YOU'RE MORESO THE MOST SELF ABSORBED, UNAWARE MORON THAT I HAVE EVER MET!"
Cabby's rant sent the remaining cast, Leafy included, into silence, before the cabinet simply took Leafy's files from her and put it back into herself, and returned to her normal demeanor.
"Sorry for that outburst, it will not happen again should this circumstance not be repeated. Now, let's all sit back, relax, and think of our plans for tonight."
"Uh...ok." Plankton said. "Team, let's head to our cabin, you included Leafster!"
Leafy rubbed her shoulder. "Eheh, sure, yeah."
The others all did what Plankton told them to do, but Gumshoe also approached Cabby.
"Hey pal, thanks for the support, I really couldn't have defended myself there."
"Don't thank me detective, that was not typical for me, I simply couldn't control myself."
"No really, you did great, don't beat yourself up over it, you did the right thing."
"...Ok, I suppose I did."
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Confessional: Cabby
Cabby: I meant every word in that outburst. People like Leafy are genuine scum, and I hope she'll leave soon enough.
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Confessional: Dick Gumshoe
Gumshoe: Cabby really feels like she's the only one here treating me with respect, and I'm very grateful for it. Lord knows what I'd do if she wasn't around.
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Confessional: Leafy
Leafy: Screw Cabby, she's a self absorbed brat! Just wait till I call the police on her!
She pulls out a phone and types 911.
Leafy: Officer, I'd like to report someone for being very mean to me!
The person she called hangs up.
Leafy: I knew police wasn't to be trusted!
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We now cut to Plankton and his alliance discussing the vote.
"Ok guys, I highly suggest we vote Cabby off!"
"Why her? Leafy's way more annoying." Johnny asked.
"Seconded." Rottytops added. "There can only be one green babe here!"
"Yeah she is annoying, but she's not a threat in the slightest. Cabby has repeatedly shown herself to be a very smart, sociable and challenge capable, the three greatest ingredients to a winner! Plus we haven't made any big moves since forever, and since Leafy will probably vote for her, and Mona would likely just vote herself off like the emo teen she is, we can take her out."
"Huh, I like that plan, sounds devious." Rottytops said. "Count me in!"
"Yeah, me too." Johnny said as well, with noticeable more hesitance. "Time to show the fans I'm not playing around!"
"Don't you mean we're not playing around?" Rottytops noted.
"Ok, WE'RE not playing around, got it."
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Confessional: Johnny Cage
Johnny: Still feel bad for Cabby though, not gonna lie, I'd do the same in her situation.
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We then cut to the elimination ceremony, where the 8, soon to be 7 members of Team Pee Pee have gathered around the campfire.
"You guys haven't been to elimination much now have you Team Pee Pee? Well now it seems you're catching up with the rest of the teams!"
"Continue." Plankton demanded.
"Ok, ok. Uglier Chris, do your thing."
"Fuck off McLean." Guard Chris said. "Anyway, first off is Plankton! You got eliminated pretty early on, and you're partially responsible for Ripper's death."
"Blame the red devil idiot, he shot him, not me!"
"And you're in an alliance with him, right?" Gumshoe said.
"He is." Guard Chris responded. "Next up is Cabby. You screwed the pooch this time."
"I'm not going to bother responding to your accusation." Cabby responded.
"And finally Leafy-"
"WHY ME I'M SO NICE?!"
"You stole Cabby's files, preventing her from winning the challenge, and you're generally really fucking annoying and self serving."
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS I'M SO MUCH NICER THAN YOU!"
"Kill me..."
"Ok, now it's time to cast the votes!" Chris declared.
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Confessional: Leafy
We see Leafy cross Cabby's photo with an X.
Leafy: She didn't deserve to win III, especially when she rejoined!
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Confessional: Cabby
We see Cabby doing the same thing but with Leafy's picture.
Cabby: For once, this vote is, strictly personal.
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Confessional: Plankton
Plankton: I must thank Leafy's moronic behavior for giving me this chance! Soon enough, this game will be mine to conquer!
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"Everyone's cast their votes. The ones with no votes, who will receive a marshmellow immediately are:
Dick Gumshoe,
Ashley,
Johnny Cage,
Rottytops,
and Plankton. Mona received one vote from herself, so she's also safe."
We cut to Leafy and Cabby, both looking into the other's eyes with malice.
"The last one safe with 3 votes to the other's 4 is...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...Cabby!"
Cabby grabbed her marshmellow eagerly, as both Plankton and Leafy were heavily shocked.
"How?! I thought I had her for a moment!" Plankton complained. "Why are you keeping the obvious threat here?!"
Leafy meanwhile had a surprisingly more subdued reaction. "Oh well, guess being nice isn't always gonna get you far! Good luck everyone!"
She then proceeded to pull her finger out to everyone and blow rasberries before being quietly slammed by the Fist Thingy of Despair.
"Goodbye Leafy." Cabby said. "I'm not going to miss you."
Chris then turned towards the camera. "First Jeffy and now Leafy, why are we only getting rid of the annoying people NOW?! Hopefully Banban's next. Anyway, now that the Leafster's out, I can finally sleep at night! You should too, so you don't miss the next episode of
Total!
Drama!
Multiversal!
MADNESS!"
We cut to Player standing by a tree stump. His tears have all dried out by now, and he stood there, alone, aimlessly looking at the night sky, before he gets approached by someone.
It's Connor, who gets Player to wake up.
"Ugh, what do you want Connor? I'm a loser, don't bother talking to me."
"I know that, I just wanted to say, the way Mr. Cheese's been treating you is awful. I should've done more about it before."
"So what? He's probably getting rid of me next, so it doesn't matter."
"Actually, I have a proposal: I say we get rid of Mr. Cheese, as fast as we can, and this time we'll make sure he doesn't scrape by."
Player got up. "Wait what? You're willing to do this for me?!"
"Yup, come on, let's do it!"
"SWEET!"
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Confessional: Player
Player: Mr. Cheese, be ready, cuz I'm not the loser you think you are, I'll eliminate you and then win the show, just watch!
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Aaaand that's a wrap. Swear it's been months since I've last wrote a proper episode. Hopefully the next few don't take as long.
So yeah, Leafy's been eliminated. I pretty much only used her to do this specific elimination, since I didn't like her character in BFDI and thought portraying her in a more negative light would be more interesting than the pure nice character she usually is, sorry for the Leafy fans though.
Next episode is one I've anticipated for a long time: It's a battle royale where the contestants will be killing each other in virtual reality! This one's gonna be fun alright.
Oh, and I'm not gonna do those cast reveals any more, I'll just reveal them all at once later, '
