Ajaw and Kinich came home from a mission to find something that made the dragon lord seethe. Someone had erected a billboard in the town square advertising the newest Gojira movie, Gojira versus Dragon Lord. And of course, they had to pick the poster where that tubby Saurian dummy faced off against Dragon Lord, aka Ajaw.

"Grr," he growled. "How dare they reduce me to some stock villain who can be beaten by a lowly Tepetlisaur! We should be devouring souls, remaking this world in our glorious image!"

"It's your fault," said Kinich. "Ten years community service for the 'Chibi Outbreak.'"

"It was a rigged jury! I didn't cause that on purpose!"

Ajaw proceeded to rant and rave about the injustice of it all. He particularly decried the "pink-fox she-demon" for making this franchise a big hit in Inazuma. Kinich ignored the complaints and made his way home.

On the doorstep, the mailbox overflowed with fan mail, all addressed to Ajaw, aka Dragon Lord. Kinich left the Saurian to sort through his letters.

Grumbling, Ajaw hauled the mail inside and laid it all out. As part of his community service, Ajaw was legally obligated to respond to every single letter in "a polite, civil, and enthusiastic manner." It was hell being so nice.

Ajaw went through letters from Kaiju enthusiasts, fans, and corporate sponsors looking to license his image for fizzy drinks. The worst part was that he didn't make any Mora off these movies because it was all community service. Every last Mora went to the Production team, Yae Publishing, and Little One's bank account.

The letters from fans irked him, especially the younger ones.

Dear Mr. Dragon Lord,

Hi, my name iz Tom and I am 5 yeers old. I liked yor movy and hope I get big like you. Here'z a drawing of u and me.

The crayon drawing had no discernable start or end. Ajaw felt himself die inside as he wrote back.

Dear Tom,

Thank you so much for the drawing! It's wonderful.

If he could, Ajaw would've drawn a scary picture of himself eating Tom alive. If only.

"Wretched pink fox lady," he grumbled, "when I'm free of this contract, I'll eat you first!"

The next letter made him freeze. It had a return address he knew too well: Yae Publishing House. He opened it, wondering what fresh hell that damnable fox had planned for him now.

Dear A,

Gojira v. Dragon Lord was a big hit! As such, we plan to feature your character in more light novels, comic books, and merchandise. I've been in talks with Xavier Productions, and they want to film another movie with you as Gojira's enemy. Naturally, all proceeds will go to everyone but you as per your community service sentencing.

Also, we'll be rereleasing Gojira v. Dragon Lord in Theaters for a limited time, so you'll be in Inazuma with your co-stars to promote the film. That means you'll be doing more panels. I expect you'll be on your best behavior, or I just might recommend your next film see you put on a frilly pink dress. I bet you'd look so adorable all dolled up. We could even mass-produce those dolls for all of Teyvat, so everyone would know you wore a dress. I'm sure it would be a big hit.

Looking forward to our collaboration! Ciao!

Ajaw shouted, kicking over a chair and howling into the sky. He rewed the day he entered a contract with Kinich, the day he caused that Chibi Outbreak, but most of all, he rewed ever meeting that villainous kitsune!