Meeting Yelan's gaze, Yae Miko pointed at Keqing and said, "She prefers Ganyu, Ningguang, or Navia. She secretly enjoys Ayaka but won't admit it."
Keqing blinked. "What are you talking about now?"
Yae Miko then pointed at Navia and said, "Clorinde, Chiori, and Yoimiya." She jerked a thumb to Arlecchino. "She prefers fellow Fatui (except for Lynette), but it wouldn't surprise me if she had her eyes on Shenhe."
Arlecchino choked on her tea. She coughed, fist to her mouth. Yae Miko paused, raising an eyebrow with interest, suspecting there was more behind her falter than water going down the wrong pipe. Well, Perry could keep her little secrets for now. Miko would pry them all out sooner or later.
Yae Miko glanced at Ayaka. "The Inazuma girls, except Ei and me, and Clorinde. She secretly also enjoys Keqing but won't admit it."
Ayaka blinked incredulously. "Enjoy… Keqing?"
"Now let's see," Yae Miko pointed to Beidou. "Ningguang or Dehya."
Yelan snorted. "Come on, that one's obvious. Try someone harder."
"Rosaria will only do it with Mona. Eula prefers Amber or Mirror Maiden. Mirror Maiden likes everyone except Hu Tao and Ei; Shenhe prefers Ganyu, Yun Jin, or you, Yelan; and Lisa isn't picky, but she prefers partners she can easily tease like Mona, but she won't tease Furina, Collei, or Sucrose because that'd be bullying."
"Bingo," said Lisa.
"Nilou prefers her fellow dancers. She won't admit it, but she also enjoys her rivals' company. Same goes for Furina. She's not too fond of Perry, unless she's the one topping. Ganyu will do it with Keqing, Ningguang, Shenhe, or me, but never Xianyun. Emilie won't do it with Xianyun because their glasses complicate kissing, but almost anyone else is fair game.
"Yoimiya is friendly so she'll do it with anyone. Everyone loves her so they'd do it with her. It's no exaggeration to say Yoimiya could have anyone she likes, perhaps even Collei who only does it with Amber. The same goes for Mualani; would do anyone, could get anyone.
"Chevreuse is open to Ayaka or Navia, but she's less fond of people she thinks silly like Hu Tao. Shinobu has done it with Ningguang, me, and anyone who would be a good reference for her. Xilonen is too lazy to top, so she would prefer Aether to dominate or an equally dominant partner. Mona will do it with Fischl or Rosaria."
Yelan smirked, "Okay, here's a tough one: Hu Tao."
Yae Miko went silent. For twenty long seconds, she tapped her chin, deep in thought. "I'm going to take a stab in the dark here. Open to anyone at all, but she'd prefer to make several clones of herself to orgy with Aether."
Hu Tao whistled. "Wow. You are good."
