I Apologize For Not Updating Yesterday, I Kept Running Into Issues, Disclaimer: This Might Get A Little Dark In The End. I Don't Own Kamen Rider Or Loud House
It was an average day in Royal Woods, until a monster resembling some sort of armored creature, with a medallion depicting General Leo's symbol on his shoulder appeared, causing people to start screaming and running. "Yes! Run! Run, you puny humans!" The monster commanded as Lincoln, in his rider suit appeared. "Stop right there!" He ordered. "LL, what an honor it is to meet you!" The monster said sarcastically. "The honor's all mine." Lincoln said with the same tone of voice. "So what are you supposed to be? Because I'm getting mixed messages. The face is telling me anteater, the armor on your back's telling me armadillo, and your appearance as a whole's telling me artichoke with legs." Lincoln said, offending the monster. "Arti- I'm a pangolin, you idiot!" Pangolin said. "Oh, right, right, right. Note to self, ask Lisa what a pangolin is." Lincoln noted before summoning his screen.
1-7-6-4, Sword! 3-9-4-6, Bowgun!
With a swipe, his two weapons appeared. "Eat crossbow bolt!" Lincoln said, firing his crossbow. However, before it could hit, Pangolin curled up into a ball, and the bolt bounced off his shell. "What the?" Lincoln asked in surprise before firing again, only to meet the same results. "Okay, clearly this isn't going to work." Lincoln said, sending his crossbow back to the armory. "Let's try this then!" He said, raising his sword and charging. Unfortunately, when he slashed, the blade of his sword snapped in half. "Oh, Sakura's going to kill me." Lincoln said, looking at the broken weapon. "Not if THIS doesn't!" Pangolin said, uncurling and giving Lincoln a backhand that sent him flying.
Hoseki Residence
In their humble abode, Sakura and Mrs. Hoseki were in the living room, doing their own things. Sakura was reading her ancestor's journal, while Mrs. Hoseki was knitting and watching a Japanese soap opera. It was nice and quiet until Lincoln crashed through their window. "Ow, I'm going to feel that in the morning." Lincoln said before noticing where he landed. "At least I didn't crash through the roof of a complete stranger." Lincoln said with a chuckle as Sakura and Mrs. Hoseki stared at him dumbfounded.
Later, At The Base
"Ow, ow, ow! Lisa! Be careful!" Lincoln told the genius who was currently applying first aid to Lincoln. After the Batkor incident, Lincoln begrudgingly let his sisters in on everything that has been happening lately. Fortunately, their parents were still in the dark, unfortunately, this gave his sisters an excuse to be allowed in the base. And that's where they all, minus Lynn currently were. "Apologies, big brother. But you should consider yourself lucky the only injuries you sustained were mere scrapes and bruises!" Lisa said. "Not to mention the fact my ancestor took the possibility of the weapons being damaged into account!" Sakura said as a machine was repairing the blade on LL's sword. "He just got lucky!" Lincoln said. "By the way, what's a pangolin? That's what the animarius said he is." Lincoln asked Lisa. "Pangolin? I thought it was a hedgehog!" Lola said. "I thought it was an echidna." Lana said. "I thought it was an artichoke with legs." Leni said. "A pangolin is an insectivorous mammal native to Asia and Africa, the name comes from the Malay word pengguling which roughly translates to 'one who rolls up'. Like most creatures with this biology, the pangolin developed these scales to protect their soft underbellies from predators." Lisa explained. "Great! So next time I meet him, all I have to do is figure out a way to get to his soft underbelly. Just one question, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?!" Lincoln asked as Sakura wheeled into the med bay in the chair she was on. "That's why you have me!" Sakura said holding up her ancestor's journal. "I found a couple of codes that just might help you out with this situation!" Sakura said. Soon Lincoln was back in his rider suit in the base's simulation chamber. "Are you ready, Lincoln-kun?" Sakura asked. "I guess." Lincoln said as the chamber turned into a photo realistic simulation of Downtown Royal Woods. "Whoa, cool!" Lincoln said. "Thank you, Lisa-chan and I were able to make a few improvements to the technology down here." Sakura said. "Now, the first code's 1-5-9-7." Sakura explained as simulated versions of the Lizardons appeared. "Got it!" Lincoln said, dropping the lever on his driver.
1-5-9-7, Hammer!
With a swipe, a large sledgehammer with a spiked head appeared. "Okay, this I can use." Lincoln said as the simulated footsoldiers started charging. With a yell, Lincoln swiped his hammer, taking out several of them at once. "Me likey." Lincoln said, continuing to smash his hammer into the simulated Lizardons. As this was going on, Lynn finally showed up in the elevator with a box of Takoyaki in hand. "Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. Practice ran a little longer than we thought it would." Lynn said, stepping off the elevator and popping one of the balls in her mouth. "Hey, have you guys tried this Takoyaki stuff Mrs. Hoseki makes yet? It's delicious! I just wish I knew what this chewy center was." Lynn said before noticing everyone at the simulation chamber. "What's going on?" She asked. "Lincoln's trying out some new weapons to use against the pangolin animarius so next time he doesn't get humiliated." Clyde explained. "Oh, yeah! I heard about that! It's all over the internet!" Lynn said, pulling out her phone. "It's a viral video, a meme, a gif, everything!" Lynn said, showing the listed items. "Well, hopefully next time I'm all those things, it will be for something positive!" Lincoln said, smashing more simulated Lizardons, before slamming it into the ground, causing a large tremor that took out the remaining soldiers. "This will definitely work!" Lincoln said. "What's next?" He asked. "The other code I told you about is 3-5-7-9!" Sakura said as Lincoln returned his hammer. "Right!" He said.
3-5-7-9, Bat!
With a swipe, a large metal Baseball bat and floating box appeared. "A Baseball bat?" Lincoln questioned. "With exploding baseballs that drop down from that box you see above you." Sakura explained as more simulated Lizardons appeared. "Okay." Lincoln said before hesitantly taking a batter's stance. "I'm not sure this is a good idea." Clyde said. "Why not, Clyde-kun?" Sakura asked as a ball resembling the Yu-Gi-Oh monster Mega Thunderball dropped down from the box. "It's just, Lincoln's not really..." Clyde said as Lincoln took a swing, only to miss and fall flat on his face as the ball exploded upon contact with the floor. "...good at baseball." Clyde said as Lynn started laughing. "Are you okay, Lincoln-kun?" Sakura asked. "Yeah, I'm fine. Just need to get the hang of this!" Lincoln said, resuming his batter's stance. Unfortunately the results were the same, again, and again, and again. Soon he ended up missing so many balls, that if he was a pro baseball player, he'd be nothing but a benchwarmer. "Okay, I might need a little practice." Lincoln said, stepping out of the simulation chamber and removing his driver. "Good thing you have me!" Lynn said, grabbing his hand and running to the elevator. "You guys keep an eye out for Mr. Artichoke with legs! Lincoln and I are headed to the ballpark!" Lynn said as the two went up the elevator. "Should I be concerned by the fact Lincoln-kun had an undeniably terrified look on his face just now?" Sakura asked. "A little." Everyone else said.
Royal Woods Park
At the park, Lincoln and Lynn were at the baseball diamond set up for games. Lynn was on the pitcher's mound with a large crate of baseballs next to her, and Lincoln was at home plate. "All right Lincoln, I hope you're ready, because training starts..." Lynn said as she started pitching a baseball. "...NOW!" She said, tossing the ball at high speeds, surprising Lincoln who ducked as the ball was close to hitting him in the face, fortunately it didn't hit him, but it did hit the fence behind him, creating a large dent. "Lynn! What the heck!?" Lincoln asked as another ball was pitched, only to meet the same results. "You want practice, well this is it! I'm going to pitch these fastballs at you, and your goal is to hit as many as possible!" Lynn said, pitching a third ball, only for it to meet the same fate as the others. "Couldn't you have said so BEFORE you started throwing heat!?" Lincoln asked. "Yeah, but where's the fun in that?" Lynn asked before throwing another ball.
Animarius Castle
While this was going on, the Empire was watching footage of the fight and General Kabuto was laughing his ass off. "Not bad, Pangolin! For a mammal! However, if it were one of my insects, they would have made sure LL was dead!" Kabuto said. "No need! What human could possibly survive something like that?!" Pangolin asked. "A human wearing the armor that was stolen from my lab!" Aquilis said as Tytus wheeled in a chalkboard with a diagram depicting LL's suit. "According to my calculations, based on the results we got from the tests we ran back when developing this technology before that human got a hold of it, he was able to get out of that with only scrapes and bruises!" Aquilis said angrily. "Oh, in that case, I'd better go back out there and make sure!" Pangolin said. "Take some Lizardons with you!" King Draco told him. "Yes, your majesty!" Pangolin said, grabbing several handfuls of small brown eggs. "And Leo." King Draco said. "Yes, King Draco?" Leo asked. "I want you to go with him, just in case." The leader of the Animarius Empire told his third in command. "Yes, my liege." Leo said as he followed Pangolin out.
Ballpark
Meanwhile, Lincoln's training wasn't going too well. Lincoln couldn't hit any of the balls and the fence behind him was starting to look like the moon's surface. "Okay, clearly we need a different approach to this." Lynn said as she tossed the last ball up and down while Lincoln was trying to catch his breath. "Why are we even doing this?! All I really need for this battle is the hammer and-" Lincoln muttered, only for Lynn to cut him off. "I GOT IT! You Just Need the right motivation!" Lynn said. "Okay, imagine this ball is the Animarius, and that fence is a crowd of innocent civilians." Lynn said as Lincoln begrudgingly took a batter's stance. "Here it comes!" Lynn said, pitching the ball. Seeing no way out of it, Lincoln did as instructed, focusing on the image of Pangolin in his ball form, charging at him. Focusing with all his might, Lincoln swung, and actually hit the ball, sending it out of the park! "AWESOME! Lincoln, you did it!" Lynn said, congratulating her brother. "I did, didn't I?" Lincoln said. "And it's a good thing you did!" Sakura said from the other side of the fence. "Because Pangolin's back! He and a bunch of Lizardons are wreaking havoc Downtown!" She warned. Steeling his resolve, Lincoln put on his driver and summoned the screen.
0-0-0-1, Let's GO!
"Henshin!" Lincoln called, donning his rider suit. "You guys head back to the base, I'll handle things from here!" Lincoln said.
Jetpack, On!
Soon he was taking off headed to the battlefield.
Downtown Royal Woods
As people were running, Pangolin and his army of Lizardons were attacking, with Leo watching from the vantage point of a tall building. Unbeknownst to either of them, the mysterious cloaked figure was also watching. "LL, where are you?! I know you're out there!" Pangolin called as Lincoln landed. "You rang?" Lincoln asked rhetorically. "LL, there you are! Lizardons, get him!" Pangolin ordered. "We'll just see who gets whom!" Lincoln said, summoning his screen.
3-5-7-9, Bat!
With a swipe, the new weapon appeared. Lincoln taking a batter's stance and preparing to do battle.
Base
"I hope this goes better than it did in practice." Lynn said as she and the others were watching from the base's tabletop computer.
Battlefield
Focusing all he could, Lincoln swung as the ball was dropped. Amazingly, it hit! And with a huge explosion, took out several of the Lizardons. "This is going to be fun!" Lincoln said as he started hitting more and more balls, taking out more and more Lizardons with each ball.
Base
"Wow, Lynn, I don't know what you did, but it's working!" Lori said. "It's all about the right motivation, Lori." Lynn said. "You think we should tell them you guys modified the suit's onboard computer to make sure Lincoln never misses the mark with this weapon?" Clyde whispered to Sakura and Lisa. "Nah, let her have this victory." Sakura said. "Agreed." Lisa noted.
Battlefield
Soon, Lincoln had wiped out the entire Lizardon army, leaving only Pangolin. "Now to get rid of you, Mr. Artichoke with legs!" Lincoln said, pressing down the lever.
1-5-9-7, Hammer!
With a swipe, his new melee weapon appeared. "You really think THAT scares me?!" Pangolin asked, curling up into a ball and charging. Taking a batter's stance, Lincoln started to get ready. When he got close enough, Lincoln performed an uppercut with his hammer, sending the pangolin flying, and crashing down to the earth. "Ow! That actually hurt!" Pangolin said, while struggling to get on his feet after landing back first. "And now to finish this!" Lincoln said.
*-#, Final Attack!
With a swipe, Lincoln prepared to unleash a rider kick. Running forward, Lincoln jumped up and did summersault with a diving kick straight to the soft underbelly Lisa told him about earlier. Sparks started flying. "No! This can't be!" Pangolin said as his soul core shattered before he exploded. "And another one bites the dust!" Lincoln said as he caught the reformed soul core. "So that's a pangolin. Weird looking creature." Lincoln said. Unbeknownst to him, Leo, who had watched the entire thing unsheathed 8 blades that were hidden in his knuckles.
Base
"That's odd." Sakura said. "What's wrong Sakura?" Lisa asked as everyone else was celebrating. "Pangolin was defeated, but I'm still picking up signatures matching an Animarius. And these are stronger than the ones Pangolin put out." She said, catching the others' attention. "I'd better warn Lincoln-kun." Sakura said.
Battlefield
"Lincoln-kun!" Sakura's voice rang out from the communicator. "What's up, Sakura?" Lincoln asked. "I'm still picking up signs of an Animarius in the area!" Sakura said. "What?!" Lincoln asked, summoning his screen.
1-3-5-7, Gatling! 3-9-4-6, Bowgun!
With a swipe, his ranged weapons appeared. "All right, you cowardly animarius, show yourself! I know you're there!" Lincoln said. "I've got a Gatling gun and a crossbow, and I'm not afraid to use them!" Lincoln said, causing the cloaked figure some concern. "Could he have figured it out?" The figure muttered to himself, when all of a sudden, sparks erupted from Lincoln's suit. When he looked to see what just happened, Lincoln saw General Leo, blades drawn.
Base
"Ie, dekimasen!" (No, It Can't Be!) Sakura said with worry upon seeing the General. Quickly leafing through the pages of her ancestor's journal, she stopped with fear upon seeing a drawing of Leo. "Dekiru." (It Can) She said with fear.
Battlefield
"LINCOLN-KUN, YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW!" Sakura screamed through the communicator. "What? Why!? I can take this guy!" Lincoln said. "You don't understand! That's no ordinary Animarius! That's Leo! As In General Leo, leader of the mammal army, King Draco's third in command, AND THE THIRD MOST POWERFUL MEMBER OF THE ANIMARIUS PANTHEON!" Sakura warned. "A General?!" Lincoln asked in horror, looking at his new foe. "So the bigwigs finally show themselves, huh?" Lincoln asked, pushing down on the lever that summons the screen. "Lincoln-kun? What are you doing?" Sakura asked with a worried voice.
0-0-0-2, Sound!
With a swipe, Lincoln entered his secondary form. "Lincoln-kun, are you NUTS!?" Sakura asked as Lincoln turned the dial all the way to the right. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!" Sakura said in fear as Lincoln started playing, sending soundwaves Leo's way, only for him to slash with his claws, destroying the soundwaves and hitting Lincoln, forcing him back into his base form. "Okay, that might have been a bad idea." Lincoln said. "MIGHT HAVE?! What part of THIRD MOST POWERFUL MEMBER OF THE ANIMARIUS PANTHEON DID YOU NOT GET?!" Sakura said. "Okay, I'm going to need to retreat." Lincoln said, preparing to press the jetpack button on his driver, only for Leo to catch his hand before he could. "Too late for that, LL." Leo told him before jumping high up in the air and spinning, with Lincoln still wrapped around him. "SUPREME LION BOMBER!" Leo shouted as he forced Lincoln down, hitting the ground with such tremendous force it created a giant crater.
Base
"LINCOLN!/LINCOLN-KUN!" Everyone cried in horror.
Battlefield
As the dust settled, we see Leo standing atop a prone Lincoln, who wasn't moving and looked like he wasn't breathing. Leo scoffed. "Let that be a warning to all of you! Anyone who crosses us is doomed!" Leo warned the civilians who had started to gather around the crater. Leo started walking out, but as he did so, he felt something grab his leg. Looking down he saw Lincoln breathing heavily, with the part of his mask covering the left side of his face having been completely shattered, blood could be seen pouring from his forehead. "Still alive? Huh, impressive. But let me give you a warning, LL. That was only a fraction of my true power, if you somehow make it out of this alive and we meet in battle again, I WON'T hold back!" Leo said, kicking Lincoln aside and leaving as he slumped back into unconsciousness.
Base
At the base, everyone was freaking out. "What are we going to do?! Linky's probably dead now!" Leni said in fear. "Everyone, calm down!" Sakura said. "Calm down?! How are we supposed to calm down with our brother out there dying!?" Luna asked. "I'm too stressed to even think about puns right now!" Luan shouted. "Relax. My ancestor took this into account as well." Sakura said as she approached a section of wall with a big red button that read "In case rider gets seriously injured." "Just one question." She said, before pushing the button, causing the wall to open up, revealing 11 black full bodysuits with matching motorcycle helmets. "You guys don't mind wearing all black and calling yourselves 'LL's aides' do you?" She asked.
Battlefield
As people continued to stare into the crater created by the battle they just witnessed a voice rang out. "All right, everyone, nothing to see here!" Lori's voice rang out. The witnesses turned to see Lori, the other sisters, and Clyde in the outfits Sakura just showed them, some of them having adjusted to fit the wearers. "Who are you guys?" One person asked. "We're LL's aides, and we're here to aid him. Now LEAVE!" Lori said as the citizens and one person, who was obviously Leni did so. "Not you!" Lori said, stopping her sister. Once the crowd had left, they all slid down into the crater to check on Lincoln. "Lisa! Pulse and breathing, NOW!" Lori told her second youngest sibling. "His pulse is weak, and his breathing's shallow. He needs medical attention IMMEDIATELY!" Lisa said. "But where are we supposed to get it?! We can't take him to the hospital, it will put more people at risk!" Leni said. "Take him to the med bay, my ancestor took an animarius healing pod when he raided their hideout, we can use it to heal him!" Sakura's voice called out via their communicators. "But didn't you tell me and Lincoln that thing's never been used on humans?!" Clyde said. "Right now, the needs outweigh the risks, Clyde-kun! Now pick him up and take him to the base! There's an emergency entrance not far from where you guys are, it can only be opened from here! Use it!" Sakura said as she used the computer to open up an entrance in the grass near them. "You heard the girl! Let's go!" Lori said as they all grabbed Lincoln and started heading towards the entrance. "I'd better tell Master Toadus about this." The cloaked figure said as he saw the aides load Lincoln into the emergency entrance before jumping away.
To Be Continued...
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