fEnjoy, I Own Nothing, Co-Written By Hallucigenia977
At Royal Woods, specifically in Ketcham Park, Lincoln and his family and friends were playing and talking together, with Nyansipo presenting his newly prepared potions to Liam, Rusty, and Zach. "One type gives you muscles and six pack abs, one makes you well endowed down there, and one does both affects at once, take your picks, fellas!" Nyansipo said. "Uh, I think I'll take the third potion, on the account that my girlfriend Tabby is lookin' at me like she's interested in what that particular one does to me!" Liam said as his girlfriend Tabby is giving him a look that's saying she's loving the idea of her boyfriend being muscular and well-endowed down there. "I'll take the third option too, though mainly because I believe I'll be needing the muscles to keep up with my girlfriend Polly Pain's strength, especially when she plays rough with me, not to mention that I'm lately feeling a little lacking in, well, down there, especially when comparing to the other guys in the boys' locker room!" Rusty said. "I'll take the third one too for similar reasons as Rusty, though the muscles might help me perform better in gym class and possibly give me a better chance at defending myself against bullies, if you know that I mean!" Zach said. "On a side note, does that potion also give you instant facial hair?" Rusty asked. "Or make you get taller?" Zach asked. "Well, to answer the first question, that actually depends on whether you've already grown facial and body hairs or not! If didn't get any extra hair, then it would have a side effect that actually prevents you from gaining any such hairs, even if you get older! However, if you've already got at least one facial or chest hair before you drink it, then that side effect will get reversed, allowing you grow full mustaches and beards, as well as chest, underarm, and pubic hairs!" Nyansipo said. "Sweet! I already grew half of a moustache when entering middle school, I sure wouldn't mind having a full mustache and a beard to go with it!" Rusty said. "Good for you! Anyway, to answer the second question, I'm afraid that, while it doesn't prevent you from getting taller, it doesn't make you grow tall instantly!" Nyansipo said, much to Zach's chagrin. "Dang It! Well, I guess I'll just have to make due with what I've got!" Zach noted. "True!" Nyansipo noted.
Before Nyansipo handed them the potions requested. "Well, then, bottom's up!" Liam said as he, Rusty, and Zach drank their potions. "Huh! That's quite tasty!" Rusty said right before the three boys were covered in a bright blue light. That caused Liam, Rusty, and Zach to gain six-pack abs under their shirts and muscles on their arms and legs that are the same size as Lincoln, Clyde, Edge, and Aden's muscles as well as noticeable bulges in their pants, though Rusty ends up getting a moustache (kinda like a fully symmetrical version of the half moustache he gained in the season 5 episode "Schooled!") and a small goatee on his face and some chest hairs underneath his shirt. Once the blue light had died down, the three boys looked at themselves in astonishment. "Oh, now this is what I'm talking about! I've got abs and muscles, plus I've got some growth down there! And what do you know, I've got a sweet moustache and goatee too, plus chest hairs! I feel like a strongman at a circus!" Rusty said as he flexed his arm muscles, causing Polly Pain to swoon at him before hugging him tightly. "Well, I may not have a mustache or beard or even chest hairs, but at least I've got enough muscle to work on the farm faster and impress Tabby!" Liam said while looking at his muscles before Tabby swooned and hugged him in embrace. "Same with me, since I'll definitely ace gym class and impress Giggles!" Zach said as Giggles swooned as well before hugging him. "Just make sure you guys don't do anything that risks your girlfriends getting pregnant!" Aika joked as she, Heka, and Sakura were watching over Yasuke. "Hmph! Of course not! I may be a Lady's Man, but I'm definitely not the type of guy who does that sort of thing! Besides, I'm not ready for parenthood just yet, anyways!" Rusty said.
"Same." Liam and Zach said. "Then consider yourselves lucky you didn't get the original potion sabotaged by Gremlock." Nyansipo said with disgust upon saying the Gremlin Pecadiablo's name. "Who?" Liam, Rusty, and Zach asked in confusion. "A Pecadiablo who managed to escape being sealed with the others, and the reason Nyansipo-kun's first potion didn't yield the results he was hoping for." Aika explained. "And also the reason why he and I are young parents with Yasuke-kun here!" She added while pointing at Yasuke, making the three boys drop their jaws in shock. "Yeah, it's pretty shocking. But look at how kawaii he is!" Sakura said in delight. Yasuke giggled at that. "AWWWW!" Tabby, Polly Pain, and Giggles gushed. "I know, right?" Sakura asked. "By the way, Heka-san, I've been meaning to ask, how have things been with you adjusting to your new life?" She asked the Snake familiar. "Well for one thing, I'm feeling way more appreciated here than I ever was with Scarab!" Heka said.
"Seriously, he doesn't always listen to me, especially when he summoned Sekhmet in an attempt to get rid of his cold, even though I warned him about her temperament!" She added. "I can't thank Aya and her family enough for their kindness." Heka said. "You're welcome!" Aya said as she was with Denkyem. "Speaking of Gremlock, any luck?" Denkyem asked. "Unfortunately, the APB Geki-san and the rest of the Galactic Union Patrol put out on him hasn't yielded any results, of course the theory that he has a Dimension Hopper like Shockwing makes things a little more difficult." Sakura said. That made Nyansipo growl angrily. "Yeesh! Nyansipo seems to really loathe that Gremlock guy!" Zack said. "You should have seen his reaction when we told him that Gremlock sabotaged his potion after he thought the whole incident was an accident! Let me tell you, he did not take it very well!" Aika said as a flashback started at the mansion of Bastion's family, sometime after the defeat of the Dragon Dopant. "Uh, Nyansipo-kun, remember that incident where your potion went wrong and caused you, Charley-kun, and Cianán-kun to accidentally get your respective girlfriends pregnant?" Sakura asked Nyansipo nervously. "Yeah? What about it?" Nyansipo asked. "Well, it turns out that, from what we found out by this demon named Gremelda, the whole potion incident wasn't really an accident, but rather caused by an escaped Pecadiablo named Gremlock, who snuck into your village undetected and sabotaged your potion out of a whim!" Lincoln said, causing Aika, Area, and Charley to gasp in shock and appall while Nyansipo twitched his left eye as he started to get really angry. "He... Did... WHAAAAAT?!" Nyansipo yelled angrily, right before he transformed into his Werehyena form and growled before taking his anger out on some of the furniture. "Nyansipo-kun, Calm Down!" Aika pleaded as she raup to Nyansipo and hugged him from behind, causing him to instantly stop what he's doing. "I get it, my love! You're upset about what that demon had done! Heck, I'm appalled at that he did to your potion and how it led to that incident! But, you have to remember that there is one good thing that came out of it, and that's our son Yasuke-kun, as well as Charley-kun and Atea-chan's twins Panyin and Kakra, and Cianán-kun and Aoife-chan's son Brion-kun! Besides, I still plan on marrying you when the time comes, and Yasuke-kun adores you as his father, so it's okay, my true love!" Aika said in a soothing tone, causing Nyansipo to calm down a little bit before changing back to his human form and then start tearing up before crying loudly, just as the flashback had ended.
"Poor fellar!" Liam said. "Yeah, to say that Nyansipo was upset that day would be an understatement!" Aika said. "If you want, I have the ability to shoot flames out of my mouth. That should teach that punk a lesson!" Heka said, demonstrating said ability by shooting a stream of fire in the air. "Thanks, Heka! Appreciate that!" Nyansipo said. "What Gremlock did is infuriating to say the least." Aya said. "That's putting it lightly! Ever since Ofui created the first Beauty Enhancement Potion, men of our family and village have been left out, I wanted to follow in her footsteps by making a potion that would make up for all of that! I did everything I could, I studied the notes Ofui made when first inventing the potion, I gathered ingredients I thought would work like the ones Ofui used, I even used myself as a lab rat, and what happens? A stupid demon decides to swap the Pomegranate Juice for Cranberry and messes it all up!" Nyansipo said in frustration.
"Now that's cold!" Zach said. "Tell us about it." Aika said, hugging Nyansipo. "On a brighter note, you should have seen Obaa-chan's reaction when Aika-chan, Nyansipo-kun, Charley-kun, Atea-chan, Yaa-chan, and Tomoki-kun were brought over to our house to stay with us for a while!" Sakura said as another flashback occurred, showing Sakura's grandmother Hikari inside her house when the doorbell rang. "Moshi Moshi?" Hikari asked as she then went to the door and opened it to reveal not only Sakura, but also Aika, Nyansipo, Yasuke, Charley, Atea, Panyin, Kakra, Tomoki, Yaa, and the three Mlularuka brothers Fluffy, Puffy, and Tuffy, though she was more astonished to see Aika and Tomoki in person. "Hey, Obachan, you remember those cousins I had on Mama's side who apparently died in plane crashes? Well apparently, they survived and have been in Ghana this entire time." Sakura explained, pointing to Aika and Tomoki. "Konnichiwa, Hikari-Obachan!" Aika said. "Hallo!" Tomoki said. "And of course, this is my boyfriend Nyansipo-kun." Aika said.
"Hello, Mrs. Hoseki!" Nyansipo said nervously. "And as for the kawaii little babies you see, well..." Sakura said as the flashback ended. "Thankfully, she was understanding of the incident! Heck, she was actually quite welcome with having Yasuke-kun as a new addition to the family! Of course, once we told her about Gremlock ter after our team up with W, Accel, V3, Riderman, and the Abarangers, well, let's just say she didn't take that too lightly and leave it at that." Sakura said. "Yikes." Rusty said. "Tell me about it." Sakura said. "Hey, by the way, where's Lisa?" Denkyem asked. "She said she was working on a project, wouldn't tell us what it was." Lincoln said.
Down In The Riders' Base...
"Much appreciated that you're willing to help me with this project, Geki." Lisa said as she was talking to Geki over video. "I figured since this was related to Metal Heroes, it'd be best to ask an actual Metal Hero for help." Lisa said, reading information about the Metal Heroes from Uchuu Keiji Gavan to Tetsuwan Tantei Robotack on a computer sent by the Galactic Union Patrol. "I'm glad to be of help, Lisa-chan!" Geki replied. "That data should have everything you need, their weapons, powers, and fighting styles." He said. "Perfect! I believe this should give Alchemeister and the Alchemic Saber Ouroblade an additional advantage!" Lisa said. "Don't tell him, but we're working on something for him over here as well." Geki said, shifting the video over to footage of scientists working on something. Specifically, it was a crimson-colored snake-themed bullet train. "It will take us a couple more days to finish though." Geki said. "Ah, I see! Well, then, keep up the good work!" Lisa said.
Back With The Others...
Everyone's peaceful day was interrupted when people's screams could be heard. "Mou! Now, what's going on?!" Sakura asked in annoyance. "Does anyone else see a huge white grotey squarish-bodied flabby-skinned humanoid three-eyed elephant-eared dog-like creature?" Aurachnid asked as they looked to where the people were running from. The culprit was indeed a huge white squarish-bodied flabby-skinned humanoid three-eyed elephant-eared dog-like creature with big muscular arms and legs ending with big clawed paws as well as having the symbol of the Mythical Army on his left shoulder. "Yes! Run! Run from Nurikaboom, soldier of the great King Draco!" Nurikaboom declared. "A Nurikabe!" Sakura realized from the Animarius' name. "A what, now?" Lincoln asked in confusion. "A Yokai, they're normally depicted as a never ending wall with legs that cause travelers to get lost, although as you see here that's not the only depiction." Sakura noted.
"Yeah, that three-eyed elephant-eared dog-like depiction of the Nurikabe was actually found in "Bakemono no e", better known in English as "Illustrations of Supernatural Creatures", which is a Japanese handscroll of the Edo period depicting 35 bakemono, meaning shape-shifting Yokai, from Japanese folklore, with that Nurikabe image later becoming the topic of scholarly debate in Japan!" Aika said. "Yikes!" Clyde said. "Of course, it has also been suggested that the nurikabe is simply another manifestation of a shape-shifting itachi, which is a magical weasel, or a tanuki! Heck, mischievous tanuki are said to enlarge their magical kintama into an invisible wall in order to play pranks on unsuspecting humans!" Shintomaru said. "EWWWWWWW!" The girls present exclaimed in disgust. "Most legends describe the only way of getting past a Nurikabe as knocking on the bottom left part of the wall, this makes it disappear." Edge said.
"Somehow, I don't think that guy over there has such a weakness!" Aden said. "Either way, we need to stop him!" Lincoln said, strapping on his driver. "Either way, we need to stop him!" Lincoln said, strapping on his driver. "Hey, punk!" Lincoln called, catching Nurikaboom's attention making him turn to see the Kamen Riders, Aya, Azalee, and Aden already transformed. "Ah, just the punks that I'm looking for! I was hoping my little rampage would get your attention!" Nurikaboom said. Before putting his fingers in his mouth and whistling. "Hey! These are the interlopers King Draco told you about!" He called. "Huh? Who's he talking to?" Aurachnid asked in confusion. Before a rain of purple arrows hit everyone. "What the?" Lincoln asked as maniacal laughing filled the air, making everyone turn to see 16 new Animarius, but each of them had symbols on their shoulders they didn't recognize!
The first one was a female humanoid Black Widow Spider who had the symbol of a female Black Widow Spider on her left shoulder (Blackaranea). The second one was a male humanoid Red King Crab with the symbol of a Red King Crab on his left shoulder (Kamchaticus). The third one was a long female humanoid Halcyon Giant Centipede (the largest species of centipede in Japan) with the symbol of a Halcyon Giant Centipede on his uppermost left shoulder (Halcyopendra). The fourth one was a male humanoid Parapuzosia seppenradensis (the largest Ammonite in existence), who had the symbol of said Ammonite on his left shoulder (Ammonitus). The fifth one was a male humanoid Websteroprion armstrongi (an ancient giant Bobbit Worm) with the symbol of said ancient worm species on the upper left side of his body (Strikeroprion). The sixth one was a huge male humanoid Lion's Mane Jellyfish with the symbol of said Jellyfish species set the left side of his bell (the top part of the jellyfish) instead of his shoulder (Cyaneus). The seventh one was a female humanoid Sunflower Sea Star with the symbol of said Sea Star species on the left side of her body (Heliantha). The eighth one was a male humanoid Cosmopolitan Springtail with the symbol of said non-insect hexapod on his left shoulder (Cosmospring). The ninth one was a female humanoid Anomalocaris with the symbol of said prehistoric marine arthropod on her left shoulder (Anomala). The tenth one was a male humanoid Isotelus rex (largest Trilobite species in existence) with the symbol of said Trilobite on his left shoulder (Isorex). The eleventh one was a male humanoid Dimetrodon with the image of said prehistoric beast on his left shoulder (Dimetro). The twelfth one was a male humanoid Jaekelopterus (largest species of Eurypterid a.k.a. Sea Scorpion) with the symbol of said Eurypterid on his left shoulder (Jaekelo). The thirteenth one was a female humanoid Aysheaia (a small, basal lobopod from the Burgess Shale of Canada) with the symbol of said Lobopod on her uppermost left shoulder (Aysheaiana). The fourteenth one was a male humanoid Cretoperipatus burmiticus (an extinct Onychophoran a.k.a. Velvet Worm from the Late Cretaceous Period) with the symbol of said Onychophoran on his uppermost left shoulder (Cretoperi). The fifteenth one was a male humanoid Paradoryphoribius chronocaribbeus (an extinct Tardigrade species from the Miocene Period), who had the symbol of said Tardigrade on his uppermost left shoulder (Paradorypho). Finally, the sixteenth and final one was a male humanoid Giant Barrel Sponge, who had the symbol of said Sponge species on his left shoulder (Xestospongius).
"Lisa-chan?" Sakura asked over the communicator, making Lisa look away from her project to the monitor. "Latrodectus Mactans, Paralithodes Camtschaticus, Scolopendra Alcyona, Parapuzosia Seppenradensis, Websteropion Armstrongi, Cyanea Capillata, Pycnopodia Helianthoides, Entomobrya Nivalis, Anomalocaris Canadensis, Isotelus, Dimetrodon, Jaekelopterus, Aesheaia Pedunculata, Cretoperipatus Burmiticus, Paradoryphoribius Chronocaribbeus, and Xestospongia Muta!" Lisa said in awe. "ENGLISH, WOMAN!" Aurachnid said in annoyance. "*Sigh!* First one is the Black Widow Spider, second one is the Red King Crab, third one is the Halcyon Giant Centipede, which is the largest species discovered in Japan, fourth one known as Parapuzosia is the largest species of Ammonite, fifth one known as Websteropion is an extinct giant Bobbit Worm named after the bassist Alex Webster of the death metal band Cannibal Corpse, sixth one is the Lion's Mane Jellyfish, seventh one is the Sunflower Sea Star, the largest species of Sea Star a.k.a. Star Fish, eighth one is the Cosmopolitan Springtail, which is a non-insect hexapod known for their jumping abilities, ninth one known as Anomalocaris is the largest radiodont of the Cambrian and an apex predator of that era, the tenth one known as Isotelus rex is the largest species of Trilobite, the eleventh one is Dimetrodon which is the kind of Synapsid we're all familiar with, the twelfth one known as Jaekelopterus is the largest known species of Eurypterid a.k.a. Sea Scorpion, which is a misnomer as it is not actually a scorpion nor does it live in the sea as it is a freshwater creature, the thirteenth one known as Aesheaia is a small, basal lobopod from the Burgess Shale of Canada, the fourteenth one known as Cretoperipatus is an extinct Onychophoran a.k.a. Velvet Worm from the Late Cretaceous Period, the fifteenth one known as Paradoryphoribius is an extinct Tardigrade species from the Miocene Period discovered in amber at the Caribbean, and the sixteenth one is the Giant Barrel Sponge, the largest species of Sponge in existence!" Lisa explained in exasperation.
"Blackaranea, Kamachaticus, Halcyopendra, Ammonitus, Strikeropion, Cyaneus, Heliantha, Cosmospring, Anomala, Isorex, Dimetro, Jaekelo, Ayeshiana, Cretoperi, Paradorypho, and Xestospongius, aka, the leaders of the forbidden tribes." Toadus said as he, Gorf, Andros, Phixia, Hieracos, Crios, Bufoam, Gracilus, Siberius, Pangoro, Batkor, Jaguaron, Ectoby, Tapirus, Bowladillo, and Buendejo appeared. And of course, Batkor was wearing a new and improved version of the armor Aquilis made him, courtesy of Lisa. When Blackaranea took quick notice of Toadus amongst the group, she was angry. "YOU! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO HELPED THE ORIGINAL KING AND QUEEN DEFEAT ME!" Blackaranea angrily yelled while pointing at Toadus. "I had to!" Toadus said. "Okay, how exactly does she know you, Master Toadus?" Batkor asked in confusion. "I was there when they tried to overthrow the King and Queen." Toadus said. "Of course, back then, my father Incilius, the Golden Toad Animarius, was the Amphibian Tribe General at the time while I was his ward in training!" He added.
"Golden Toad?" Aurachnid asked. "An extinct species of true Toad that was abundant in a small, high-altitude region of about 4 square kilometers in an area north of Monteverde, Costa Rica." Lisa said as she finished her project and started heading up the elevator. "Yeah, what she said! Anyway, while most of the Forbidden Tribes were being held back outside the castle by my father and the other Animarius tribe leaders of the time, Blackaranea managed to sneak into the castle and tried to personally assassinate King Ddraig and Queen Tatsuko by herself, and she would have succeeded if it weren't for me being the only one still in castle and close enough to intercept her attack!" Toadus explained. Blackaranea groaned at that memory.
"How could I ever forget?! I was this close to killing them both with my own Venom Arrows had it not for that meddling toad coming in and protecting the original King and Queen with a forcefield of all things!" Blackaranea complained. "You should consider yourselves lucky they didn't order your Soul Cores shattered for your actions!" Toadus said. "Yeah! Just what do you guys have against the original King and Queen anyways, especially since they're so peaceful?!" Gracilus asked. "That's the problem! Draco, on the other hand, understands us, even doing what we couldn't!" Kamachaticus complained. "Besides, peace is boring anyways!" Halcyopendra said. "You guys seriously hate peacefulness that much?!" Siberius asked incredulously. "Exactly! But it doesn't matter, because soon, we will-does anyone else hear the sound of people screaming as they fall through the sky?" Nurikaboom asked as said sound filled the air.
"Huh?" Everyone asked in confusion as they looked up into the sky. Before seeing three large figures land on top of each other, and Nurikaboom. "Ooh!" Everyone winced before seeing what fell on top of Nurikaboom appearing to be three Sumo Wrestlers, one Afro-Carribean, one Asian, and one Caucasian. *Groan* "In truth, that was not fun!" The Afro-Carribean one said. "No honor in that!" The Asian one said. "Can anyone check if my butt is okay?" The Caucasian one asked. No sooner did he said that, two more figures fell from the sky and landed on top of the Sumo Wrestlers. One of them was a young 10-year-old Asian girl wearing a red dress with white socks and black shoes while having her black hair tied up in twin tails via red scrunchies, while the other one was a young 10-year-old Australian-American boy wearing a blue T-shirt with tan shorts, white socks, and blue sneakers as well as round glasses on his face. "Prima! Are you okay?" They all asked. *Groan* "Aside from the fact that my date got ruined, and I was shoved into a portal to who knows where, I'm fine. What about you, Logan?" The girl asked.
"A little shaken, but not stirred!" The boy said while adjusting his glasses. "Where even are we?" The Caucasian one asked, looking around. "GET OFF ME, YOU FAT LARDS!" Nurikaboom angrily yelled before inflating himself like a rectangular balloon, forcing the Sumos and two kids to get off him. "I don't know which is worse, the fact you landed on top of me, or the fact that I was staring right at his butt!" Nurikaboom said in disgust. "Hey! Are you dissing my butt?!" The Caucasian sumo asked in offense to that. "What's it to you, fatso?" Nurikaboom asked. "Dude, nobody disses my butt and gets away with it!" The Caucasian sumo declared. "Oh yeah? You and what army?" Nurikaboom asked. "Me, myself, and my GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!" The Caucasian Sumo called, jumping up high and slamming butt first onto Nurikaboom, much to his horror.
"That's gonna leave a mark!" Aurachnid noted. "No kidding!" Sakura said. "That's It! You and your butt are toast!" Nurikaboom angrily declared before stretching his arms, kind of like Mr. Fantastic from Marvel Comics, Plastic Man from DC Comics, or Monkey D. Luffy from "One Piece", before grabbing a nearby rosebush in a flower pot and then throwing it right at the Caucasian sumo's butt, hitting it with the roses' sharp thorns *POKE!*. "YEOOOOOW!" The Caucasian sumo yelled in pain as he quickly got off of Nurikaboom, who easily recovered from getting slammed earlier.
"HE HURT MY BUTT! HE HURT MY BUTT!" The Caucasian sumo yelled in pain as he rubbed his butt while Nurikaboom laughed at his misery. "Serves you right for slamming your butt on me, fat boy!" Nurikaboom said smugly. However, a blaster shot was heard as Nurikaboom was hit by Lincoln's bowgun. "Okay, I don't know who you people are, where you came from, or why that guy is weirdly obsessed about his butt of all things, but if you mind, we were kind of in the middle of something important here!" Lincoln said. "Oh, sorry! Wait, are you kids superheroes or something?" The Afro-Carribean sumo asked in confusion. "And does anyone else think the guy in pink looks like that Destroyer of Worlds guy the weird guy in a trenchcoat was handing out posters of?" The Caucasian one asked. "Weird guy in a trenchcoat... Narutaki!" Shintomaru angrily exclaimed while gritting his teeth. "That guy really has it out for you." Sakura noted.
"Tell me about it!" Shintomaru complained. "And for the record, my armor is Magenta, not Pink!" He said. "There's a difference?" The Caucasian sumo asked in confusion. "Yes, there's a difference!" Shintomaru said. "Looks the same to me!" The Caucasian sumo said, making Shintomaru groan in complaint. "Where are Nikki-chan and Carlota-neechan when you need them?" He asked in annoyance. "Yeah, sorry about that! Truth is, Booma isn't exactly a expert with colors outside of the ones he knows about!" The Afro-Carribean sumo said, making the Caucasian sumo, now named Booma, exclaim "Hey!" in complaint. "But, anyway, time for me to take action next!" The Afro-Carribean sumo declared before charging towards Nurikaboom. "SUMO SQUEEZE!" He called as he gave Nurikaboom a super strong bear hug with his arms.
"Ooh! You're a strong one, I can admit that, but I'm much stronger!" Nurikaboom said as he then stretched out his muscular arms and then grabbed the Afro-Carribean sumo in a much tighter bear hug, causing injury to the latter's back *CRACK!*. "OOH! MY BACK!" The Afro-Carribean sumo shouted in pain, forcing him to let go of Nurikaboom and fall to the ground in agony. "Dishonorable creature! Now it's my wrath you shall be facing!" The Asian sumo declared before charging towards Nurikaboom. "HONORABLE THUNDERBALL!" He called out as he rolled into a ball and launched himself at Nurikaboom. "So, you think you can knock me down like a bowling pin? Well, think again!" Nurikaboom said as he then expanded his whole body into a big living squarish wall that the Asian sumo collided with. However, instead of breaking through him or knocking him down like he had hoped, the Asian sumo was actually stopped by Nurikaboom as the Nurikabe Animarius had his body stretched like rubber upon getting hit, right before launching the Asian sumo away like a slingshot straight at Lincoln, Sakura, Clyde, Shintomaru, Edge, Aya, Azalee, and Aden, knocking them all down like bowling pins *BOWLING CRASH!*.
"Steerike!" Nurikaboom called. Of course, Lincoln, Sakura, Clyde, Shintomaru, Edge, Aya, Azalee, and Aden were all groaning in pain from their backs after the Asian sumo unintentionally crashed into them and was right on top of them. "Sorry about that." The Asian Sumo said. "Kimo, are you okay?" The girl, known as Prima, asked the Asian sumo, now identified as Kimo, in concern. "Yeah, I am fine." Kimo said. "Alright, time to bring out the big guns, Mecha Pollon!" Lincoln called. As soon as he said that, Mecha-Pollon woke up from his doghouse, spread out his wings, and then flew out of the Kamen Riders' base and entered the battlefield in a matter of seconds. "Trinity Buster time!" Lincoln called as Mecha Pollon transformed into his weapon form which was caught by Lincoln, Clyde and Sakura. "Let me join in, Ouroblade!" Aden called, energizing his weapon and summoning his familiar which wrapped around Nurikaboom. "Sealing Blast!/Ouroboros Break!" Lincoln and Aden called, preparing to unleash the two finishers.
However, rather than flinching, Nurikaboom did something unexpected. As soon as the riders unleashed their finishers, Nurikaboom opened up his mouth big and wide, and then literally gulped the combined attacks whole before swallowing them down, powering himself up enough to become bulky enough to break free of the Ouroblade snake familiar's coils *SUPER MARIO BROS POWER-UP SOUND EFFECT!*, disintegrating it. "Oh, that's so not good!" Lincoln said as Nurikaboom took a stance akin to that of a Sumo Wrestler at the beginning of the match. "Time to show you where the 'boom' part of my name comes from!" He said, lifting his leg over the ground and slamming it into the ground. As soon as the Nurikabe Animarius did that, the ground underneath the heroes' feet began to shake violently, right before a huge explosion erupted underneath them, causing Lincoln, Sakura, Clyde, Aurachnid, Shintomaru, Edge, Aya, Azalee, Aden, the three Sumos, and the two 10-year-old kids to get themselves literally launched into the sky, Team Rocket style.
"IS THIS WHAT TEAM ROCKET FEELS WHENEVER THEY BLAST OFF?!" Aden asked as he and the others were still the air. "DEFINITELY, ADEN!" Azalee said. "WELL, THIS IS JUST NOT OUR DAY!" Lincoln complained. "IN TRUTH, NOT OUR DAY, EITHER!" The Afro-Carribean sumo said, right before he and the others went sailing clean over the horizon and vanished into the distant sky, wit a four-pointed 'twinkle' briefly appearing in the spot where they disappeared. "Oh, that's so not good." Gorf said. "No it is not." Lisa said.
Meanwhile...
Everyone screamed as they fell through the sky into a forest. Needless to say, they all groaned in pain upon landing on each other in a dog pile. "Well, that was humiliating." Clyde said as everyone got off of each other, right before Clyde and the others removed their helmets. "You got that right, buddy." Lincoln said. Of course, once the three Sumos got their bearings straight, they, in a flash, shrank down to slightly smaller, less muscular, sumos, though still a lot bigger than the others. "Oh, man! I haven't been this humiliated in a long time!" The Caucasian sumo said. "Obviously, since I'm seeing in your aura a seriously freaky obsession with your butt." Aya said with a weirded out look on her face. "Excuse me? Aura? What's that?" The Caucasian sumo said in confusion. "It's a distinctive atmosphere or quality that surrounds living beings, it's normally invisible, but my family and I can see them." Aya explained.
"And how exactly can you do that?" The Afro-Carribean sumo asked. "I come from a long line of African Witchdoctors, and thanks to my lineage, I have some very special..." Aya said, shifting to her Werehyena form. "...gifts." She said. "*SHRIEK!* WEREWOLF!" The Caucasian sumo screamed in fright before jumping onto the Afro-Carribean sumo's arms, Scooby-Doo style, much to Aya's annoyance. "Hyena!" Aya corrected. "I'm a Spotted Hyena, Not A Wolf!" She added in aggravation. "Is there a difference?!" The Caucasian sumo asked while still frightened. "Obviously, Wolves are related to Dogs, while Hyenas are more closely related to Cats! You're not very bright, are you?" Aya said. "Hey! I can be bright, if I want to!" The Caucasian sumo said in offense to that. "Yeah, well, anyway, another benefit of my Witchdoctor heritage is the knowledge of how to make magic potions, in fact, if you're interested, I have a Potion that can take you from that..." Aya told Prima, pointing to her chest. "...to..." Aya said, taking a quick look at her aura to double check her age. "...this!" She said, pointing to her own chest upon seeing that Prima was 10.
"Wait, is that why you are so buxom for your apparent age?" Prima asked. "If by 'buxom', you mean 'well-endowed', then yes!" Aya answered. "And if you're interested, my cousin created an equivalent potion for boys that comes in three varieties, one that gives you muscles and six pack abs, one that makes you well endowed down there, and one that does both!" Aya told Logan. "Okay, I guess!" Logan noted. "Question, how would that particular potion affect sumos like us?" Booma asked. "Well, if anything, it would definitely include instant weight loss in addition to the muscles and other affects!" Aya said, making the three Sumos shudder at that. "In that case, no thanks, man! We sumos are proud to be fat, and that's the truth!" The Afro-Carribean sumo said. "Your choice." Aya shrugged. "I'm Lincoln, this is my girlfriend Sakura, my best friend Clyde, and our friends Shintomaru, Aya, Edge, Edge's girlfriend Azalee, Azalee's brother Aden, and Clyde's magic spider partner Aurachnid, as well as Aya and Azalee's Alebrije Partners Vularena and Phoelacandra, or Rena and Phoela as we call them." Lincoln said as Aya and Azalee allowed their partners to materialize.
"Excuse me, I'm sorry, Ale-what now?" The Caucasian sumo asked in confusion. "Alebrije, we're Guardian Spirits with different powers, mine is over spirit and Phoelacandra's is over Alchemy." Vularena explained. "And, what exactly is Alchemy?" The Afro-Carribean sumo asked. "Well, the main definition of Alchemy is that it's basically the medieval forerunner of chemistry, based on the supposed transformation of matter! It was concerned particularly with attempts to convert base metals into gold or to find a universal elixir!" Phoelacandra said. "But it can be used for much more. Aden and I come from a long line of Alchemists, and our family is actually able to create living beings who's motifs Edge can use in battle." Azalee said. "What kind of living beings?" The Asian sumo asked.
"They're known as Homunculi Guardians, who animal-themed humanoid beings that are made of Cell Medals, silvery medallions made of Spirit Silver, and Core Medals, colorful animal-themed medallions made of a material called Ouroborosolite combined with animal DNA!" Aden explained. "Interesting, anyway, I'm Mamoo, these are my brothers Kimo and Booma, our cousin Prima, and her apparent, I say that because we didn't know about this until today, boyfriend Logan." The Afro-Caribbean Sumo said. (Note Logan Is An OC Created By Hallucigenia77 If You Haven't Figured It Out Yet) "You three Sumos are brothers? No offense, but, you don't look like you're all related, especially since one of you is Caucasian, one of you is Asian, possibly Japanese, and one of you is African-Caribbean, given your hairstyle!" Clyde said. "Well, truth is, we're all adopted brothers!" Mamoo said. "You see, long ago, this wise old man named Wisdom-san, took us in and trained us in the ways of the PHAT." Kimo said. "That stands for Peace, Honor, And Truth, if you must know!" Booma added.
"I represent Truth, Kimo Honor, and Booma Peace." Mamoo said. "There were originally four of us, but Booma here accidentally knocked our sister Shemo off a cliff! Fortunately, she survived without a scratch and was took in and taught by some Yaks in Kyoto." Kimo said. "Yaks? As in the large hairy cattle that's usually native to the Himalayas?" Aden asked in confusion. "That's them." Booma said. "Sakura, do you know if there are any Yaks living in our world's Kyoto?" Lincoln asked Sakura. "As far as I know, Yaks are mainly distributed in China, Mongolia, Nepal, India, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Bhutan, and other countries along the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, but definitely not in Kyoto, let alone anywhere in Japan, so no!" Sakura answered. "Huh, then I guess Yaks only exist in their version of Kyoto!" Lincoln noted. "I guess." Sakura shrugged.
"But, still the fact that your sister Shemo was raised by Yaks would definitely make my younger sister Lana a bit jealous, being an animal lover and all!" Lincoln said. "Seriously, the lengths she went to in order to protect a pond full of fish alone is crazy!" He said. "And don't get me started on how she roped me into helping her save a bunch of frogs from being dissected last year!" He added. "I mean, I love them and all, but they are crazy! Like this one time before I met Sakura, my oldest sister Lori forced me to go out on a double date with her boyfriend Bobby and his sister Ronnie Anne because of one misunderstanding causing Bobby to break up with her!" Lincoln said. "Whoa, wait, back up a second, dude! How many sisters do you actually have, Lincoln?" Booma asked in confusion. "10." Lincoln said, holding up a picture of all 11 Loud siblings. "10 SISTERS?!" The Sumos asked in shock while Prima and Logan were rather astonished.
"Yeah, it's pretty crazy." Sakura said. "Especially since I'm the only boy born in my family in addition to being the middle child! Plus, each of my ten sisters have their own unique personalities that tend to drive me bonkers!" Lincoln said. "How bonkers, exactly?" Booma asked. "We've got a control freak, a fashionista who takes the phrase dumb blonde to a whole new level, a rock musician, a comedienne who loves practical jokes especially on April 1st, a jockette, a goth girl who you really need to be careful about where she is, polar opposite twins, a five year old with triple digit IQ, and a toddler who's starting to take after the comedienne!" Lincoln explained. "Yikes!" Prima said. "You don't know the half of it!" Lincoln said before looking around. "We should probably figure out where we are and how to get back town and figure out how to stop Nurikaboom." He noted.
"Judging by the pine trees and bushes, I'd say we're in a forest of some sort of national park, I think!" Clyde said. "In other words, we're lost in great outdoors!" Aurachnid said. "I'm sorry, did you just say Great... Out... Doors?!" Mamoo asked in fright. "What's with him?" Aden asked in confusion. "He was once stung by a bee he caught barehanded after it flew into the cave Wisdom-san trained us in." Kimo said. "Ever since, he's had a fear of the Great Outdoors." Booma said. "The camping trip I brought them on once didn't help much, especially since they fought against a monster fish, a killer rabbit, and a mutant bee, which all mutated into monsters after coming into contact with that toxic waste from that toxic waste plant nearby." Prima said. "I hear you, I'm the same with Asian Giant Hornets, and the fact we've had two enemies with that motif definitely didn't help!" Sakura said, crossing her legs in shame.
"Asian Giant Hornets? What are those, exactly?" Booma asked in confusion. Lincoln helped plug Sakura's ears before Shintomaru started explaining. "They're the world's largest species of Hornet, when we were kids, Sakura-chan was attacked and nearly killed by a swarm of them." He said. "Had her older brother Kenta brought her to the hospital ten seconds later than he actually did, she wouldn't even be alive today!" He added. "Which means that, because of how strong their venom is, getting stung by Asian Giant Hornets is actually much worse than getting stung by bees, especially considering the fact that those hornets literally tear apart and eat bees for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, not to mention that those insects are recently an invasive species here in America!" Edge, causing the Sumos, especially Mamoo, to gulp in fright. "In other words, I'm considered lucky that it was a bee that stung me and not one of those giant hornets!" Mamoo said in fright. "Pretty much." Lincoln said, removing his hands from Sakura's ears and kissing her on the cheek.
"At least Bad Inc hasn't gotten any ideas on making a monster from one of those things!" Kimo noted. "Bad Inc?" The heroes asked in confusion. "Our enemy." Mamoo said. "They're an evil multinational conglomerate bent on world domination!" Prima explained. "They're the reason why we were trained in the ways of the PHAT by Wisdom-san in the first place, to prevent them from taking over the whole world, dude!" Booma said. "They consist of the leader and CEO Miss Mister, an evil bitter woman with a nasty temper, the mad scientist Doctor Stinger, who often creates most of the giant monsters and evil robots that were used in Bad Inc's evil plans, which we often fight against, the marketing coordinator Billy B.S. Swift, who mostly focuses on profits when not helping with their evil plans, and the advisor Genghis Fangis, an evil ancient ghost and Wisdom-san's old nemesis, who tried to take over the world himself a very long time ago, but was defeated by Wisdom-san after getting crushed underneath a falling rock and then sealed away in a pendant on a necklace, which is currently worn by Miss Mister herself!" Kimo explained. "Don't forget about the new guy, the reason we're in this mess in the first place!" Prima said. "New guy?" Lincoln asked in confusion. "Oh, might as well start at the beginning!" Mamoo said. "And this is the moment where a flashback begins!" Prima said sarcastically.
Cue Flashback...
Prima and Logan were sitting together on a table at an Italian restaurant for their lunch date, sharing a large bowl spaghetti and a large strawberry lemonade with two straws. "Oh, Logan, I'm so glad you agreed to have our date here at this Italian restaurant!" Prima said with joyful glee. "Yeah, no problem." Logan said. Unbeknownst to either of them, a Demi Diablo was sneaking around, waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike. Plus, it was holding a tranquilizer gun and a burlap sack for that purpose. "Man, let me tell you, it is so nice to be able to get away from my cousins, I love the guys, but they can be a little...well let's just say there's a reason my answering machine message at home has a part saying I'm Ernest Hemingway and have no idea what whoever is calling to complain about them are talking about." Prima said. "Yeah, I've seen the Super Duper Sumos on the television whenever they're fighting against giant monsters and such! I'm still surprised to know that they're actually your cousins, even though they don't look related to you!" Logan said. "Yeah, it's actually because they're adopted by my great-great-great-great-great granduncle Wisdom-san, who left me in charge of looking after them in Generic City after they've graduated from their sumo training, though Booma only graduated because he keeps accidentally knocking down and breaking his prized china, vases, and other ancient fragile prizes during the final test, kinda like a bull in a china shop, even though Mamoo and Kimo were able to pass the test without breaking anything, and my great-great-great-great-great granduncle just wanted to him to leave before he breaks anything else!" Prima said.
"Yikes!" Logan said. "Tell me about i-EEP!" Prima said, hiding under the table and dragging Logan with her as a dart whizzed past them. "What's wrong?" Logan asked. "Look!" Prima said, pointing out the window to see Booma at the register picking up a to-go order. "What's the problem, it's just Booma, I think you called him." Logan said. "The problem is they don't...exactly...know you exist...let alone that we're dating." Prima admitted. "Wait, what? Why? How come you never tell them about me?!" Logan asked in shock. "I'm just nervous about how they'll react is all. This one time, when Wisdom-san sent a glass figurine of me before I went to camp, they thought it was me after one of Bad Inc's schemes and went through all kinds of crazy stuff to change me back...only to later end up fighting it after it accidentally grew into a giant monster with razor-sharp claws." Prima admitted.
"Seriously?!" Logan asked in shock. "Yeah, thank goodness he hasn't seen me!" Prima said. As soon as Prima said that, Booma grabbed his to-go order, which so happens to be three extra large pizzas in boxes. "Oh, my bros are so gonna be stoked when I get these mondo-licious extra large pizzas back home for lunch!" Booma said in excitement before leaving with the pizzas surprisingly quick. However screams brought his attention to some War Diablos attacking the city. "Aw, Man! Talk about bad timing!" Booma complained. "And where did they get whatever these things are?" He asked in confusion. Just then, one of the War Diablos spotted Booma before grabbing his pizzas, much to Booma's anger. "Hey! Gimme back those pizzas! They're not yours!" Booma yelled in complaint. However, the War Diablo simply ate all the pizzas at once. Needless to say, that made Booma furious. "Oh, you did not just eat my pizzas!" He said angrily. "Booma!" A voice called as Kimo and Mamoo rushed over. "We saw the monsters attacking, is everything alright?" Kimo asked. "No, that thing just ate the pizzas I just got for us whole!" Booma said.
He then pointed at the War Diablo in question, who burped loudly from eating the three extra large pizzas. "What is that thing even supposed to be?" Prima asked quietly as she and Logan were still hiding underneath the table, getting a good look at the War Diablo without getting spotted by either it or the Sumos. "I'm just as stumped as you are, Prima!" Logan said. Back with the Sumos, once Kimo and Mamoo heard that the War Diablo ate their pizzas, they were getting pretty mad. "One of those unknown monsters dares to steal and eat the pizzas that we intended to have for lunch? That Is Most Dishonorable!" Kimo said angrily. "In truth, That Makes Me Mad!" Mamoo said in equal anger. "Big-bottomed Bros, Let's Get Sumo-Sized!" Booma called. "Yeah!" Kimo and Mamoo replied.
Cue Transformation Sequence!
Booma starts off with repeatingly stomping his feet like the sumo he is while Kimo rolled around like a ball and then landed on his feet before producing a ball of light from his hands that flashed, right before Mamoo spun around a little on his left leg and then arched his body straight to the left and produced a streak of white light that he swam through, allowing the scene to transition to the three Sumos standing together in a line and then posing in different heroic/rockstar-like poses, right before the scene transitioned again to show the three Sumos doing an anime/comic book style charge towards each other as Booma and Kimo skidded to a halt next to each and Mamoo landed in front of them via a super hero landing, which followed by the Sumos dancing around as Booma and Kimo danced away from Mamoo, who then shook his butt around twice and then made a sumo stomp, right before he and his brothers went and slammed their bellies together as a bright light shone. After that, Booma flexed his left arm as he gained bigger arm muscles and pectoral muscles in a spark of lightning while Kimo had his veins pop out a little on his arms as he gained bigger arm muscles and pectoral muscles too. Then, Mamoo jumped up as an outline of a bigger, taller, muscular version of himself formed around him, right before he instantly transformed into his bigger muscular form in a flash. Finally, after Kimo and Booma were in front of outlines of bigger taller muscular versions of themselves, right before they grew taller to fit said outlines, the three Sumos stood together, with Mamoo in the center striking a heroic pose, ending the sequence. "Super Duper Sumos!" Mamoo, Kimo, and Booma announced as they made synchronous sumo stomps in preparation to fight the War Diablos.
"Let's get him!" Booma said as they charged. "SUMO SQUEEZE!" Mamoo shouted as he then and grabbed one of the War Diablos by the torso and gave it a super strong bear hug, practically crushing it. "HONORABLE THUNDERBALL!" Kimo called, rolling into another. That caused that specific War Diablo to get knocked down like a bowling pin and knocked down a few other War Diablos like dominoes. "GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!" Booma called. He then jumped up high and slammed butt first onto the face of the one War Diablo that ate his pizzas, making it get squashed like an accordion. Unbeknownst to anyone, the Demi Diablo was behind Prima, loading another dart before firing it at her neck. This time, the dart managed to make a direct hit at her neck *POKE!*, causing Prima to yelp a little in pain before feeling woozy. "Prima, is something wrong?" Logan asked, noticing this.
"Suddenly, I... Feel... Sleepy!" Prima said, right before she literally fell asleep. The Demi Diablo then popped up, grabbed Prima, stuffed her in the burlap sack, and teleported away! "Oh, this is bad! This is really, really bad!" Logan said in worry. "That should teach those punks not to steal the Super Duper Sumos' pizza!" Booma said as the War Diablos all ran away. "Yeah! You could say that they had a slice of us! *Laughing!* Get it? A slice of us?" Kimo said while joking. "*Sigh!* We get it, Kimo!" Mamoo said in slight annoyance. "She's probably going to want to kill me for this, but there's no other option! Excuse me!" Logan called out to the Sumos. "Huh?" The Sumos exclaimed at once as they all turned around and finally noticed Logan. "I'm Logan, I'm a...friend of Prima's." Logan said.
"A friend?" Booma asked in confusion. "Yeah, just a friend!" Logan said nervously, though Mamoo was quick to catch onto his little lie. "Honestly, I'm not buying that whole 'just a friend' thing you've just said! Trust me, I don't represent Truth for nothing!" Mamoo said suspiciously, making Logan gulp nervously. "Agreed! Lying is just as dishonorable as cheating!" Kimo agreed. "Besides, are you really just friends with our cousin Prima, or are you somebody that she knows about but doesn't want us to find out about, now that I realize we've never met you before?" Booma asked in suspicion, causing Logan to panic and then give up. "Okay, Okay! You've got me! I'm actually Prima's secret boyfriend!" Logan confessed. "There, you see, telling the truth isn't that hard!" Mamoo said. "Indeed, with honesty, comes honor and humility!" Kimo said. "Yeah, now that we know who are and..." Booma said, right be and his brothers thought a little before backtracking at Logan's confession.
(*Record Scratch, Followed by Shocking Dramatic Music!*)
"BOYFRIEND?!" The three Sumos shouted in shock, confusion, and disbelief.
Meanwhile...
Prima groaned as she woke up...only for the first thing she saw being Gremlock, who had a creepy smile on his face. "AAAAHHH!" Prima screamed before sucker punching the Pecadiablo. "Ooh! Right in the gut! You're a feisty one, that I can admit!" Gremlock said while holding his gut in minor pain, only to easily shrug it off. "Excellent work, Gremlock." Miss Mister said as she, Stinger, BS, and Ghengis walked, or floated in Ghengis' case, in. "Bad Inc!" Prima said angrily. "Hello, Prima, I see you've met my new associate." Miss Mister said, gesturing to Gremlock. "Well, and I'd just like to say, he makes Stinger look moderately attractive!" Prima joked. "Hey!" Gremlock and Stinger said upon realizing what she was saying. "Just what do you want with me, anyway?" Prima asked. "It's quite simple really, you are bait! Thanks to Gremlock here, I finally have the perfect method to get rid of the Stupid Dupid Sumos! And once that happens, I can take over the world!" Miss Mister said. "Start preparing the portal, and Stinger, get to work on Tardigrande!" She told Gremlock and Stinger.
"Yes, Miss Mister!" Gremlock and Doctor Stinger said as the former started building a large circular portal gate onto the floor while Doctor Stinger went off to another room. "Just so you don't escape and spoil the nasty surprise we have in store for those Sumos, B.S., Genghis, tie up the brat and hang her onto the ceiling!" Miss Mister ordered B.S. and Genghis Fangis. "Yes, Miss Mister!" BS and Genghis said. "You won't get away with this! They've beaten you countless times, this one won't be any different!" Prima said as she was tied up. "Oh, but I can assure you, it will!" Miss Mister said with a smug grin before laughing maniacally.
Back with the Sumos...
"Man, I don't know which is worse, the fact that Bad Inc. captured Prima, or the fact that she had a boyfriend but never told us!" Booma said. "She said she was nervous about how you guys would react, especially since she told about that incident where you thought that the glass figurine of herself that was sent by Wisdom-san really was her and ended having Doctor Stinger turning it into a giant glass monster with razor-sharp claws!" Logan said. "In truth, that's a very good point." Mamoo admitted. "But, what reason would Bad Inc want to kidnap Prima in the first place?" Kimo asked. "Only one way to find out! To the Yaks!" Booma said as he and his brothers went to their garage, brought out their personal Yaks, and hopped onto their saddles, with Logan riding alongside Mamoo, before heading off. However, much to Logan's frustration, the Yaks were pretty slow and, therefore, taking way too long for them to get to their destination. "Can't these Yaks go any faster than this?!" Logan asked in annoyance. "Seriously, we have my girlfriend and your cousin to save!" He added. "Actually, they can!" Booma as he pulled his Yak's horns forwards, prompting the Yak to speed up "Oh, right! Forgot that our Yaks can go faster when we pull on their horns, especially when we race them!" Mamoo said as he and Kimo pulled their Yaks' horns forwards as well, prompting them to speed up too. Soon, they all stopped in front of the Bad Inc. building and parked their Yaks in parking lot nearby before getting off. "Let's go in, with style! HONORABLE THUNDERBALL!" Kimo declared, performing his signature move and busting down the doors!
This caused the alarm to go off. "I think they're here, Miss Mister!" Stinger said. "Good! Everyone, get ready!" Miss Mister said as she and the others went into hiding. "Dang, you guys know how to make an entrance!" Logan said. "You know it, little dude!" Booma said proudly. "So you are the Super Duper Sumos, huh?" A voice called as Gremlock made himself known. "That's right! And you are?" Mamoo asked in confusion. "The name's Gremlock." Gremlock said. "In case you can't tell, I'm based on a Gremlin!" He added. "Where's Prima?" Kimo asked. "You'll have to catch me to find out!" Gremlock said. He then used his super speed to run away incredibly fast. "Whoa! That Gremlin dude is fast!" Booma said in shock. "We must not not let him get away!" Mamoo said as they ran up a flight of stairs, eventually reaching a room where Prima was bound and gagged. "Prima!" The Sumos and Logan called, rushing over and removing the gag. "Guys!" Prima said before seeing Logan with the Sumos.
"Logan?! What Are You Doing Here?!" Prima asked in shock. "I, uh, had to tell your cousins everything in order to alert them about your kidnapping!" Logan shamefully admitted. "Wait, you mean, YOU TOLD THEM ABOUT YOU ME BEING MY BOYFRIEND?!" Prima yelled in shock and anger. "Yes, sorry, Prima, my love! I tried to fib a little to them, saying that I'm just a friend, but Mamoo caught onto my little white lie very quickly, and then they all got suspicious of me, so I panicked and confessed everything!" Logan said shamefully, making Prima sigh in frustration before glaring at her Sumo cousins. "Our Bad!" Kimo said. "Yeah, sorry about that, Prima!" Booma said. "Truth is, well, we never knew you even had a boyfriend to begin with!" Mamoo said. "That's because I'm not ready for you guys to know about my love life! Seriously, I'm practically embarrassed enough that a lot of people were complaining about you guys through the phone that I had my answering machine message at home include a part saying 'I'm Ernest Hemingway and have no idea what whoever is calling to complain about them are talking about', just so that they'd leave me alone! Not to mention how you so mistakenly thought that a glass figurine of myself was me turned into glass by Bad Inc, and then made Doctor Stinger 'try to change me back' with one of his inventions, only to accidentally turn the figurine into a glass monster with razor-sharp claws! Honestly, I just wanted to wait until I'm ready tell you guys about my boyfriend, so that you guys wouldn't get the wrong idea and overreact in a way that might scare him off!" Prima said in embarrassment. "They did get shocked about me being your boyfriend, but they were able to calm down once I've explained everything, including the fact that you were kidnapped!" Logan said. "It's True!" Mamoo confirmed. "*Sigh!* I guess I'll take your word for it!" Prima noted. "Anyway, guys, be careful, they're planning something big!" She said.
"Any idea what?" Kimo asked. "Miss Mister said something about some sort of portal and something called 'Tardigrande'." Prima said. "A portal? Where to? Booma asked in confusion. "I have no idea!" Prima said. "What about this, Tardigrande?" Mamoo asked in confusion. "Sounds like a combination of the Spanish word Grande with the word Tardigrade!" Logan noted. "Tardigrade? What's that?" Booma asked in confusion. "Also called 'Water Bears', they're these microscopic creatures known to be incredibly hardy, able to survive in pretty much any environment, including the vacuum of space!" Logan said. "So, they're tiny bears that live in the water, that can survive even in space?" Booma asked. "Actually, while most Tardigrades do live in water, some of them live on land! Also, they're not actually bears! They're only called as such because of the way they walk, which is reminiscent of a bear's gait! Appearance-wise, they're actually microscopic eight-legged invertebrates with soft bodies and tube-shaped mouths!" Logan said before showing the Sumos a photo of a Tardigrade from his pocket. "Doesn't look too menacing." Booma noted. "Weird looking, yes, but menacing, not that much." Kimo said. "Normal Tardigrades, yes, but what do you think of this one?!" Miss Mister's voice called out as something rose out of the ground.
It was a ginormous monstrous armored Tardigrade with nine rows of spikes on its back and sides, eleven horns on its head, a circular row of razor-sharp iron teeth in its tube-shaped mouth, big muscular legs tipped with long sharp clawed feet, and big menacing eyes on its face. Tardigrande then roared in their faces. "That's a big bear!" Booma said. "Whatever you're planning for this thing and the portal, we won't let you get away with!" Mamoo said. "Oh, you seem to be misunderstanding something, dear Mamoo, the portal isn't for Tardigrande." Miss Mister said as Gremlock appeared. "It's for you!" He said, pointing the end of his cane topped with a Dimension Hopper at the ground beneath their feet as the Compass like device started glowing.
The Sumos and Logan then looked down on the floor, which turned out to have a Stargate-like ring structure built flat onto its surface, making them realize that they're smack dab in the middle of the ring. "The portal is built on the floor?" Booma asked in confusion. "Exactly!" Gremlock said before plugging his cane into an empty socket on the wall, which is connected to a computer screen, before activating the Dimension Hopper on it, causing the computer screen to light and scroll through many different locations in different dimensions, including Smileyland from "Kaeloo", the dystopian 22nd Century Tokyo from "Psycho-Pass", an alternate version of Qin Dynasty China from "Qin's Moon", Cedar Hills from "Chuck's Choice", the World of Twelve from "Wakfu", Camp Lakebottom from "Camp Lakebottom", Iki-Iki Island from the movie version of "Monster Beach", the city of Hamburg and the Vonderland Boarding School from "Ultimate Book of Spells", Anytown from "The ZhuZhus", The Happy Land of Birthdays from "Super Wish", the Big Blue from "Big Blue", the Hidden World from "DreamWorks Dragons: The Nine Realms", the Globulus Galaxy from "Winston Steinburger and Sir Dudley Ding Dong", Planet Pudge from "Zokie of Planet Ruby", Portshill from "Ollie's Pack", Porkbelly from "Johnny Test", Wayside School from "Wayside", The Street a.k.a. The Neighborhood from "The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police", the Banana Cabana from "Almost Naked Animals", Mount Middlemost from "Middlemost Post", Echo Creek from "Star vs. the Forces of Evil", Boopelite City from "Pig Goat Banana Cricket", The Wayne from "Welcome to the Wayne", Empire City from "COPS", Middlington Town from "Growing Up Creepie", Port Doover from "Looped", The Valley from "Skunk Fu!", an alternate version of Sanjo City, Japan containing the D-Lab from "Dinosaur King", Ding-a-Ling Springs from "Numb Chucks", Cosmopolis from "Sally Bollywood", the Gooniverse from "Heroes of Goo Jit Zu", Dragamar from "Dragamonz", Iron Bay from "Packages from Planet X", Sooga Village from "Pucca", Lundgren from "Sanjay and Craig", the city of Bailley from "Glitch Techs", Normill from "Dorg Van Dango", The Everything Factory from "Wolfboy and the Everything Factory", Mo's Oasis Cafe in an alternate version of New Mexico from "Kid Cosmic", Rocky Perch on Planet Bird from "Chuck Chicken" and it's sequel "Chuck Chicken: Power Up", New Mouse City on Mouse Island from "Geronimo Stilton", Electro City from "The Magician", Summersette from "StarBeam", Starry Island from "Kung Fu Wa!" a.k.a. "Kung Fu Sock", Dunia from "Super Sema", Sweet Jazz City from "Epithet Erased", Dolphin City from "H₂O: Mermaid Adventures", Megalopolis from "Kung Fu Dino Posse", the Planet Reptilon from "Dinosaucers", Charter City from "Stretch Armstrong and the Flex Fighters", Tracy Island from "Thunderbirds Are Go!", the Dinoterium from "DinoZaurs", Wharf City from "Sushi Pack", Terngabbie from "Wicked!", Carondolet from "Niko and the Sword of Light", Nova Australis from "Kulipari", Skullbania from "Fangbone", San Saurio from "Quantum Heroes: Dinoster", an alternate version of Wakefield, Massachusetts from "The Last Kids On Earth", an alternate version of Mesoamerica from "Onyx Equinox", Lyngarth from "High Guardian Spice", Auburn Hollow from "Costume Quest", Galaxy Hills a.k.a. East Apetown from "Fanboy and Chum Chum", and Greenville from "Riley Rocket", before finally stopping at Royal Woods. "And I must say, you Super Duper Sumos have really fallen for our trap, literally!" Gremlock said before pressing a button on the monitor, causing the portal on the floor to activate right underneath the Sumos' feet. "SOY NUUUUUTS!" The Sumos shouted at once as they all literally fell through the portal while Prima, who was still hanging from the ceiling, and Logan, who managed to avoid falling into the portal by grabbing onto Prima's body, looked on in horror. "MAMOO! KIMO! BOOMA! NO!" Prima yelled in horror. "And now that you've served your purpose, it's time me to cut a loose end, specifically you!" Gremlock said before extending the claws on his fingers and then slashed at the rope that Prima was hanging from, cutting it, which caused both Prima and Logan to fall through the portal as well. "See ya next fall, Not!" Gremlock said before laughing as he went and deactivated the portal. "Fellow Sumotoris, We Are In Very Deep Sushi!" Kimo shouted as he and his brothers, along with Prima and Logan, continued falling. "Ain't More Truer Words Than That Kimosabi!" Mamoo said. "I Hope We Land On Something Soft That Can Stop Our Fall!" Booma said as he and his brothers then continued screaming in free fall, right before they then landed on top of Nurikaboom.
End of Flashback
"And you know the rest." Booma said as everyone looked wide Eyed at the story, specifically the involvement of Gremlock. "So that's where that punk Gremlock is hiding!" Aya said angrily. "Get the other Lucharangers on the phone." Lincoln told Aya and Azalee. "Right!" Aya and Azalee said at once. "Wait, you guys know that Gremlock dude?" Booma asked in confusion. "Know him? We've got an intergalactic police force from another world putting out an All Points Bulletin on him!" Aya said. "How bad can that Gremlock be to gain that kind of criminal attention?" Mamoo asked in confusion. "Gremlock is what's known as a Pecadiablo, a race of Demons who's leaders represent the Seven Deadly Sins, Gremlock being part of the army representing Lust." Vularena said. "10,000 years ago, they tried to take over the world, but were thwarted by the Warlock Magigo Virtud and the Alebrijes, and then sealed inside a magic box that could only be opened by someone pure of heart, however, Gremlock was able to avoid being sealed by instead tricking the Alebrije and Magigo into sealing an identical clone instead." Phoelacandra explained.
"This allowed him to wreak unimaginable mischief, including sabotaging my cousin's original idea for the male equivalent potion, which soon led to...well, these pictures should tell you what you need to know." Aya said, handing her phone over which had pictures of Ciannan, Aoife, and Brion, Nyansipo, Aika, and Yasuke, and Charley, Atea, Panyin, and Kakra. This made the Sumos rather confused. "Uh, I don't get it. What's with the babies?" Booma asked in confusion. "Those are the babies that due to Gremlock's sabotage, the couples in those pictures ended up having." Aya explained. "And, how exactly did they have these babies?" Mamoo asked in confusion. "Wait, are you guys saying that you don't actually know where babies come from?" Clyde asked. "Well, not unless you count being delivered by a Stork!" Kimo said. "I hate to break it to you guys, but, that's actually a common myth made up by parents to avoid having to explain the real truth about how babies are made, mostly because they're too embarrassed about the whole details and feel that their kids are not ready!" Edge said, much to shock of the Sumos, especially Mamoo. "Aw, Man! I knew that Wisdom-san was hiding something from us when we asked him about where babies come from!" Mamoo said in frustration. "Well, lucky for you guys, my parents did tell me the truth about how babies are made from the get go, so I can easily tell you about it now!" Edge said. "Okay then, fire away, little dude!" Booma said.
One Explanation Later...
Once the Sumos were told the actual truth about how babies are made, well, needless to say, they were rather shocked and grossed out about it all. "Oh, Dude! That's major grody!" Booma said while grossed out. "That is absolutely disgusting!" Kimo said in disgust. "To tell you the truth, I'm Gonna Puke!" Mamoo declared as he turned green and bulged up his cheeks. "Me too!" Kimo said as he too turned green and bulged up his cheeks. "Me Three!" Booma said as he also turned green and bulged up his cheeks, right before he and his brothers dashed off to some nearby bushes and threw up in them "BLEEEEEEEGH!". "THE HORROR, MAN! THE HORROR!" Mamoo shouted in anguish before throwing up again. "Wow! I'm guessing that's why Wisdom-san never tell you guys about how babies are made in the first place!" Azalee noted as the Sumos recovered from their throw up. "Ain't that the truth!" Mamoo said in disgust. "Anyway, Gremlock also hypnotizes couples into, well you get the idea, he's done this with mine and Azalee's cousin, his girlfriend, and several of their classmates." Aden said. "As well as two of my best friends from Japan's cousins and their girlfriends, and two friends we have from another world, only difference being that those two are legal adults at 18 years old, were actually engaged at the time, and recently married." Sakura said.
"Why would he do any of this?" Prima asked. "It's sort of Lujuria, the Pecadiablo leader of Lust's MO." Vularena said. "In fact, Lujuria literally has three soldiers that are specialized in causing mass pregnancies. First, Satyrian, who's based on a Satyr, and in the half man/half goat being from Greek mythology, would hypnotize large groups of people with his panpipes, then Cupidark and Erostar, twin Pecadiablos based on Putti, which are little angel-like beings resembling small children with bird wings on their backs, would shoot the people with arrows laced with a special toxin, then once the hypnotism ended, a spell from the toxin would take effect and, well you get the idea." Phoelacandra explained, much to the disgust of the Sumos as well as Prima and Logan. "Such dishonorable beings!" Kimo said in disgust. "And don't get us started on King Draco and his Animarius Empire, especially...Cerberion." Sakura said angrily.
"Who?" Booma asked in confusion. "A Cerberus themed Animarius, a race of which Nurikaboom is from. See, 5,000 years ago, King Draco and his army first arrived on Earth, but were defeated by Sakura's ancestors, a Ronin and a Nature Fairy, hence her wings, and sealed in a stone tablet, that was broken, but Cerberion, along with several others, were ordered by Draco to go elsewhere, and weren't sealed. Unfortunately, for Sakura, this allowed Cerberion to kill her parents, older brother, and as we found out recently, unborn younger brother and sister." Lincoln explained. That last part made Mamoo, Kimo, Boom, Prima, and Logan gasp in shock and horror. "They Didn't Get A Chance To Live!" Sakura cried out. "And to make matters worse, when I later confronted Cerberion about it, he didn't care one bit!" She added before crying loudly. Lincoln hugged Sakura, kissed her on the top of her head and ran his hand through her hair in a soothing manner. "It's okay, Sakura. I'm here." Lincoln said in a soothing tone.
"Fortunately, they're not all bad, we do have allies who defected from both enemy factions. There are even some Animarius living a peaceful life in Japan and helping out at a Shinto Shrine mine and Sakura-chan's cousins study at." Shintomaru said. "Ah, so there are some honorable individuals amongst their respective races!" Kimo surmised. "Two Animarius are even dating my best friend and another one of my cousins." Aya said. "Although the Animarius' parents, which includes a high ranking general, aren't exactly the biggest fans of this, for obvious reasons." She added. "And what kind of Animarius are they?" Mamoo asked in confusion. "They're both based on Sphinxes." Aya explained. "Like the Sphinx Cat, which is a hairless breed of house cat, or like the Mythical Sphinx such as the one in Egypt?" Logan asked. "Definitely the latter, well, Andros is based on the Egyptian Sphinx a.k.a. Androsphinx while his twin sister Phixia is based on the Greek Sphinx a.k.a. Gynosphinx!" Azalee said. "Anyway, we'll go and call AkaRed and the other Lucharangers." Azalee said, pulling out her phone.
However, before she can dial in the number, everyone was suddenly disturbed by loud roar. "What was that?" Mamoo asked in worry. "Judging by the sound of the roar, I'd say it's coming from a bear!" Aden said. "A Bear?!" Lincoln and Clyde asked in fright. "What's with you two?" Aden asked in confusion. "We've encountered a grizzly bear many times before, and it was scary!" Lincoln said. As soon as he said that, a grizzly bear, the same one that Lincoln and Clyde had encountered before, ran right past everyone with a frightened look on its face and some sores on its body. "Huh, that's odd, that bear's aura was full of fear, but of wha-" Aya started saying before a buzzing filled the air that Sakura immediately recognized before everyone turned around to see a huge swarm of Asian Giant Hornets! "OSUSUMEBACHI!" Sakura said in horror before pulling out Machine Jewel and driving away as fast as possible. However, Machine Jewel accidentally hit a large rock, damaging it and sending Sakura flying towards a tree that she crashed into *CRASH!*. Everyone winced at that. "We'd better get her and run!" Lincoln said.
"No Need To Tell Me Twice!" Mamoo said in fright as he started running while Lincoln grabbed Sakura from the tree. "Run Like The Wind, Dudes and Dudettes!" Booma shouted as everyone, with Sakura being held in a bridal hold by Lincoln, started running away from the Asian Giant Hornet swarm, which then chased after them immediately. Heck, some the hornets have managed to catch up to heroes and started stinging them relentlessly. "YEOW! THEY'RE STINGING MY BUTT!" Booma yelled in pain as some of the Asian Giant Hornets have managed to sting his butt. "ITAI! YOU DISHONORABLE INSECTS SHALL PAY FOR THIS UNWARRANTED ASSAULT!" Kimo angrily said as he too was stung. "OW, OW, OW! YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT ABOUT THESE ASIAN GIANT HORNETS, THEY ARE WORSE THAN BEES!" Kimo said in pain and fright as he was also stung by the hornets. "NOW YOU ALL KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM!" Sakura said in fright as she and Lincoln were stung by the hornets. No sooner did Sakura said that, the heroes caught up with the bear, who lead them towards a river.
"Quick, into the river!" Lincoln called. "Good Idea! Hornets, Wasps, and Bees don't like getting wet!" Aden said. Immediately, the heroes and the bear dived into the river, with Booma making a wave via a Cannonball large enough to splash the swarm away. "Man, that was a close one." Clyde said as Sakura started whimpering. "Lincoln-kun, I don't feel so good!" Sakura said before she started falling unconscious. "Oh No, No, No, No, No! Sakura! Hang in there!" Lincoln said. "What's wrong, Lincoln?" Aden asked. "Those hornets stung her so much, that their venom is making her very ill!" Lincoln said. "Just like the first time that she got stung when she was eight years old!" Shintomaru realized. "We have to get out of here and get her to the nearest hospital!" Edge said. Just then, the bear made a little "Ruh Roh" noise as it saw something while the river current was taking everyone towards something. "Uh Oh!" Clyde said as he saw the same thing. Upon hearing a loud noise from behind him and recognizing it, Lincoln said "Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall." in a deadpan tone. "Yep." Clyde said in the same tone. "Sharp rocks at the bottom?" Lincoln asked. "Most likely." Clyde said. "Bring it on!" Lincoln said. Afterwards, everyone, including the bear, fell down the huge waterfall, with Booma shouting "BOOYAAAAAHAHAHAHWOO!" in excitement like he was going down a waterslide. Fortunately a horn went off as everyone saw a boat right near the waterfall, before it then unfurled a humongous fishing net that caught everyone in it, bear included, before anyone could hit the bottom. "Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes!" Lincoln's paternal Grandfather Leonard Loud said. "Gramps!" Lincoln said in delight.
"Hold on, Camp Mastodon is nearby and the nurse on staff has experience with Asian Giant Hornet stings!" Leonard said. "Good, cause my girlfriend needs it more than anything!" Lincoln said, pointing to Sakura, who's still unconscious. "Don't worry, we'll be there faster than you can say Mastodon!" Leonard said before making his boat speed off.
Later...
Everyone was at Camp Mastodon, recovering from the ordeal. "Man am I glad your Grandfather was on that river!" Booma said as they left the Camp's nurses office. "Indeed! What he did to help us get out of the deep sushi were in was most honorable!" Kimo said. "I'm just glad Sakura is okay!" Lincoln said, looking to see hee conscious, but still whimpering. "The Hornets. The Hornets!" Sakura said before crying loudly. Lincoln hugged her. "It's okay, it's okay." He assured. "I took the liberty of contacting your families, they should be here soon." Leonard said. "Thanks, Gramps! We really appreciate that!" Lincoln said. "What about the bear?" Booma said, pointing at the grizzly bear who has already been healed from the injuries inflicted by the hornets and, surprisingly, quite calm and peaceful around everyone.
"Judging by his aura, that bear is thankful for being healed up from those hornet stings, so he's not going to be attacking anyone anytime soon!" Aya said upon reading the bear's aura. "That's good to note." Clyde noted. "Yeah, we'll be sending him to another area of the forest, hopefully one that doesn't have any of them hornets around already, so that he'll be foraging for food in peace!" Leonard said. "And it's funny you three are here, I'm running an international Sports Week here at the camp, today it's Japan's Sumo Wrestling, I even have a real Sumo Wrestler who lives over in Great Lakes City here as a teacher!" Leonard told the Super Super Sumos. "Say, What?" The Sumos asked in surprise.
"Hey, Leonard!" A voice said as Reizouko, Ronnie Anne's Sumo Wrestler friend, walked over. "Thanks again for inviting me over for this, the kids really seem to be having a fun time." He said, pointing to some kids wearing Sumo suits and having matches. "You're welcome, Reizouko!" Leonard said. Reizouko then noticed the Super Duper Sumos amongst the group. "Whoa! I've had matches against big Sumos before, but three are the biggest Sumos I've ever met!" Reizouko said in amazement. "Thaaaank You!" The Super Duper Sumos replied proudly, taking that as a compliment. "I'm Reizouko by the way." Reizouko said. "An appropriate name for a Sumo Wrestler since it means 'refrigerator' in English." Shintomaru muttered with a chuckle. "I'm Mamoo, these are my brothers Kimo, and Booma. Together, the three of us are known as the Super Duper Sumos!" Mamoo said.
"You three are brothers?" Reizouko asked in confusion. "Well, actually, we're adopted brothers, since we were adopted by this old sage named Wisdom-san, who raised us and taught us the ways of the PHAT for eighteen years!" Kimo explained. "Ways of the PHAT?" Reizouko asked in confusion. "PHAT actually stands for Peace, Honor, And Truth, which are the causes we fight for!" Booma explained. "When they aren't annoying the heck out of our landlady and neighbors at least." Prima said. That made Mamoo, Kimo, and Booma a little bit sheepish. "Well you three sound like fun guys!" A voice said as everyone turned to see an Alebrije. Specifically, he was a big Shetland Pony-sized Platinum-colored male Alebrije that looks like an Argentinosaurus (one of the largest sauropods in the world) with the wings, crest, pycnofibers (hair-like fibers), and head of a Quetzalcoatlus (the largest Pterosaur species ever) and the teeth, dorsal fin, and tail fin of a Temnodontosaurus (the largest Ichthyosaur species ever) as well as having Ichthyosaur flippers on its shoulders and hips. "Quetzargentemnodon!" Vularena and Phoelacandra said in delightful surprise upon recognizing the Platinum Alebrije. "Vularena, Phoelacandra!" Quetzargentemnodon said in delight upon seeing them. They then flew over to meet him.
"Woah, that's a big Alebrije." Lincoln said. "Quetzargentemnodon is one of the largest Alebrije in existence." Vularena explained. "He also has powers over Gravity." Phoelacandra said. "That's right, one of my powers is that I can make anything heavier or lighter than their original weight!" Quetzargentemnodon said. "That's right, one of my powers is that I can make anything heavier or lighter than their original weight!" Quetzargentemnodon said. "I'm Okay!" Booma said. "Yeah, he and I met after that big shockwave hit." Reizouko said. "Shockwave?" Mamoo, Kimo, Booma, Prima, and Logan asked in confusion. "Yeah, this big shockwave hit a while back, it was weird, especially since I was hit and bathed in some sort of light by it." Reizouko said. "What color was that light?" Azalee asked. "The same color as Quetzargentemnodon, Platinum!" Reizouko answered. Everyone who knew about the details of the shockwave looked at each other knowingly as car horns filled the air before everyone looked to see Vanzilla as well as the cars of Mrs. Hoseki, Clyde's Dads, and Shintomaru's parents as well as the LuchaKarts and Cycles driving up.
Of course, flying behind them were Andros and Phixia, who quickly met up with the others. "Yikes, someone call the 60's, they have a car missing!" Logan joked upon seeing Vanzilla. "That's my family's car." Lincoln admitted. "Really? Yikes!" Prima cringed. "Yep, she's been in the family for three generations now! It was my old man's first car, then it was my first car, followed by my son Lynn Sr.'s first car, and one day, it will be Lincoln's first car!" Leonard said. That made Lincoln shudder a little bit as his father, mother, and all ten sisters hopped out of Vanzilla. "Thanks for calling us, we were concerned when we saw them being launched like that." Lynn Sr. told Leonard. "You're very welcome, son! Good to see you again too, if I might add!" Leonard said. "Likewise, Leonard." Rita said as Lincoln's sisters all hugged their paternal Grandfather. "Sakura-chan, Daijoubu?" Hikari asked in concern. "OBAA-CHAN!" Sakura cried out before running over to Hikari and then hugged her while crying loudly. "We had an encounter with some Asian Giant Hornets before we got here." Lincoln explained.
"NANI?!" Hikari asked in shock. "It was terrifying!" Sakura cried. "What's something with the word 'Asian' in the name even doing in North America?" Par asked in confusion. "In case you don't realize, the Asian Giant Hornet is an invasive species, meaning that they're an organism that's usually native to one country that got introduced to a completely different country, usually by accident! In the case of the Asian Giant Hornet, they became invasive species due to several individuals, including queen hornets, accidentally stowing away inside international freights from Japan and must have gotten themselves free as soon as the freights arrived in America!" Lisa explained. "Yikes!" Bobby said as Harold and Howard rushed over to Clyde. "Clyde! Are you okay? You're not hurt are you?" They both asked. "I'm fine, Dads." Clyde assured.
"Clyde, Mon Amour!" Chloe as she ran up to Clyde and hugged him tightly. "Hey, Chloe." Clyde said. "Who are they?" Kimo asked in confusion. "Clyde's Dads and girlfriend Chloe." Lincoln explained. "Dads? You mean they're both his fathers?" Mamoo asked in confusion. "Well, not biologically, since they both adopted him when he was a baby!" Lincoln said. "His biological father died before he was born, or before either he or his mother found out they were expecting, and his mother heartbreakingly chose to give him up for adoption. Clyde did meet her recently, before she was killed in cold blood." He added. That last part made Clyde grip his fists in anger. "What kind of dishonorable being would do such a thing?!" Kimo asked angrily. "Trust us, 'honor' is nowhere near some of our enemies' vocabulary." Lincoln said. "As for who killed Clyde's mother, it would be Shibogumon!" Aurachnid said. "Who?" Booma asked in confusion.
"A Brazilian Wandering Spider themed Kaijin who is part of this villainous organization called Shocker, the sworn enemies of the original Kamen Riders Ichigo and Nigo." Shintomaru said. "Well, he was a Kaijin, until his body was destroyed in an earlier, forcing him to transfer his consciousness and soul into a cybernetic spider, which allowed him to not only survive, but have the Animarius Empire build a humanoid skeleton-themed robot called Skeletron, which he controls and also merges with via the mystical venom that was forcibly stolen from me to transform into an evil Kamen Rider, a.k.a. Dark Rider, called Armadeiras!" Aurachnid said. "Kamen Rider?" Booma asked in confusion. "Oh, right, we never explained. Kamen Riders is the collective term for warriors such as Lincoln-kun, Clyde-kun, Shin-kun, Edge-kun, and I that fight evil organizations such as Shocker and the Animarius Empire, using the title, they also use different names in addition to the title, LL, Anansi, Neo-Decade, Neo-OOO, and Jewel in our cases." Sakura explained.
"Unfortunately, there are some wicked individuals who use the title of Kamen Rider for evil purposes, hence why they're often referred to as Dark Riders, and Armadeiras is one of them!" Edge said, making Clyde growl angrily upon the mention of the Dark Rider's name. "What about Aya, Azalee, and Aden?" Prima asked. "Azalee, as well as these guys, and I are actually part of a team called the Alebrije Sentai Lucharanger, part of what's known as a Super Sentai, which is color coded superheroes that also fight evil to protect the world." Aya said. "And I'm what's known as a Metal Hero, although from what I'm told, I'm the first new Metal Hero, not counting the second Gavan, Sharivan, Shaider, and Jiraiya since 1998, I think you guys said?" Aden asked. "Yeah, '98, I think." Shintomaru said.
"And what exactly is a Metal Hero?" Mamoo asked. "They are mainly space, military, and police-based superheroes, who are typically either androids, cyborgs, or human beings who don "metallic" armored suits!" Shintomaru explained. "Which reminds me, Aden, I made this for you." Lisa said, handing a wrapped parcel to Aden. "What is it, Lisa?" Aden asked in confusion. "A little something I made for the Ouroblade that was inspired by the NeoDiendriver and Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon." Lisa said as Aden unwrapped it. Specifically, it was a disc that's marked with the helmets/faces of the main Metal Heroes, from the original Gavan all the way to Robotack. "Attach it to the Ouroblade." Lisa instructed. "Where to, specifically?" Aden asked. "On the opposite side of the loop where the Alchemy Circle used for your elemental forms are." Lisa answered. "Alright." Aden said, doing so. "Now select one of the options on the dial and summon a homunculis." Lisa instructed. "Okay." Aden said as he touched the image of Speilban.
Speilban, select!
He then spun the dial around, like he does with his Elemental forms.
Metal Hero Summon, Speilban!
That caused the Ouroblade to shoot a beam into the ground, causing the soil and sand form into a humanoid figure that, in a flash of light, turned into an exact copy of the Jikuu Senshi (Time-Space Warrior) Spielban. "Using information given to me by Geki, and inspired by the NeoDienDriver and Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon, I have created a device that allows you to summon homunculi with the appearance, weapons, powers, and fighting styles of the Metal Heroes, in this case, the Jikuu Senshi Spielban." Lisa explained. "And who exactly is he?" Azalee asked in confusion. "From the data I received, Spielban was a boy who, along with his friend Diana and later his older sister Helen, fought the Waller Empire." Lisa started explaining. "From their winged-turtle-like mobile fortress, the Waller Castle Gamedeath, the villain group in question search for water throughout the universe to sustain the life of its deity, Waller Empire's Guardian Spirit Waller!" She added.
"Although their real mastermind was a Starfish like Alien who had taken on a humanoid form named Queen Pandora who had created Waller as a ruse." Lisa explained. "Much like Vulgyre and Meadow." AkaRed noted as he arrived. "Whoa! Who are you?!" Booma asked in surprise. "I am AkaRed, the spirit that embodies the power of the Super Sentai heroes that wear the color Red." AkaRed said. "Makes sense to me!" Mamoo noted as he and his brothers shrugged. "Mr. Loud!" A voice called as a counselor ran up to Leonard. "He's back, and he's not alone." The counselor said. That made Leonard groan in complaint. "He just won't take no for an answer, will he?" Leonard asked. "It doesn't look like it sir." The counselor said. "What's wrong, Gramps?" Lori asked. "Some sketchy land development company keeps approaching me, trying to buy the camp so they can turn the land into some condos or something. I keep saying no, but they keep coming back!" Leonard complained, pulling a business card out of his pocket and handing it to Prima. "Gaia Industries, a subsidiary of Inverse Unlimited." She read.
"Inverse? Let me see that!" Azalee said. Before staring wide eyed. "Guys?" She asked, showing that in the background of the card was a GaiaRiser. "Oh, No!" Aden and Edge said in frustration with a facepalm. "What seems to be the problem?" Kimo asked. "It would appear that Gaia Industries and Inverse Unlimited are two more businesses run by the Inverso Mafia." Ouros said. "Inverso Mafia? Who are they?" Mamoo asked in confusion. "A mob run by an evil 12 year old boy named Stephano Inverso that has a bunch of either illegal or questionably legal businesses, everything from Pyramid Schemes to Animal Trafficking! They even aren't above killing people who don't comply with their demands, case in point, mine and Aden's parents, and Edge's." Azalee explained. That made the Sumos, Prima, and Logan gasp in shock and horror. "Leonard-Ojiisan, trust us, if these people are involved with the Inverso Mafia, they are not to be trifled with!" Edge said.
"Yeah, they'd probably already have Gaia Memories on hand to become Dopants!" Aden said. "Leonard!" A voice called. "And there he is." Leonard said, turning to see two men. One was a brown-haired bearded Caucasian man wearing a business suit that had similar colors to the outfits worn by members of the Inverso Mafia and also having a hardhat on his head (Terrance Firma), while the other one was a German man with blonde hair who was wearing the usual white Foundation X business suit for men, albeit modified to have short sleeves, as wearing some hiking boots (Erdmann Meyer). "That's the Inverso Mafia alright." Azalee muttered upon seeing them. "Foundation X too, this can't be good." Edge said. "Terrace Firma. You just don't know when to quit it, do ya?" Leonard asked the man in question with annoyed tone.
"Come on, Leonard, I'm offering you more money than you could even dream of!" Terrance said as a dump truck loaded with gold and jewelery drove up. "The answer is still no, Terrance! This here camp is the best thing the kids love for outdoor fun and adventure, not to mention that it means so much to me since my childhood, especially when Mr. Rinsler passed it onto me after his retirement! Besides, I'm betting that there gold and jewels aren't gained through legal means, if you know what I mean!" Leonard said stubbornly. "The little girl doesn't seem to care." The Foundation X man said, pointing to Lola who was wearing a bunch of the stuff and admiring herself in a gold bejeweled mirror. "LOLA/LOLA-CHAN!" The heroes yelled at Lola in a scolding manner. That caused Lola to flinch and chuckle sheepishly before tossing the items back into the dump truck. "Sorry!" Lola apologized. "My answer's still no." Leonard said. "Too bad, that was your last chance to settle this like gentlemen." Terrance said, strapping a GaiaRiser to his waist and pulling out a Gray-colored Gaia Memory with a capital 'Q' that looks like it was split by an earthquake and the word 'Quake' in the corner.
Quake!
"But now you've forced my hand." Terrance said, inserting the memory into his riser.
Quake! GaiaRise!
That caused Terrance to morph into a large gray muscular humanoid monster made of rocks and metal with a fission crack marked diagonally across his chest. "And mine!" The Foundation X man said, pulling out a Zodiarts Switch.
Last One!
The switch then entered it's last one phase before the man pressed the button. That caused the Switch to summon a projection of the Neuschwanstein Castle Gamma-Ray Constellation before transforming into a stone humanoid with an obvious Neuschwanstein Castle motif, having a building-shaped torso, a large tower-shaped head with a mouth full of razor-sharp teeth, four tower-shaped arms ending in clawed hands, and a pair of tower-shaped legs ending in clawed feet, while his original human body got covered in a silk cocoon and fell to the ground unconscious. "Lisa?" Lincoln asked. "From the looks of it, Neuschwanstein Castle, a Gamma Ray constellation." Lisa noted. "Neuschwanstein Castle? Is that a real place?" Leni asked in confusion. "Yes, in Germany, specifically on a rugged hill of the foothills of the Alps in the very south of Germany, near the border with Austria, in the Swabia region of Bavaria, in the municipality of Schwangau, and above the incorporated village of Hohenschwangau, which is also the location of Hohenschwangau Castle." Lisa said.
"If you aren't willing to sell us the camp, we're going to take it by force!" The Quake Dopant declared. He then stomped his right foot, causing the ground to shake violently as a fission crack to appear where he stepped on. Thinking quickly, Edge strapped his driver and loaded Gamel's medals. "Henshin!" He called.
Sai, Gorilla, Zou! Sagouzo, SAGOUZO!
Slamming the Zou legs into the ground, Edge was able to cancel out the Quake Dopant's earthquake. "What?! How's that even possible?!" The Quake Dopant asked in shock and confusion. "You're going to have to try harder than that!" Edge said as the other Kamen Riders, Lucharangers, and Aden all transformed. "Hey, wait a minute! You're those heroes that Nurikaboom had blasted away earlier! We thought you'd didn't survive that! Oh, wait until the Empire hears about this, especially Cerberion! Seriously, that three-headed dog's gone ballistic on Nurikaboom after you got blasted along with the other heroes, Jewel!" The Castle Zodiarts said to Jewel. Sakura made a worried and scared noise at this. "I'd better go ahead and call them!" The Quake Dopant said before activating a communicator on his person. "What is it?" Stephano asked. "We found those Kamen Riders as well as Alchemeister, LuchaAmber, LuchaVermilion, and those Sumos! They all have managed to survive Nurikaboom's explosion!" The Quake Dopant informed. "Well that's a relief, I honestly don't know how much longer Nurikaboom can handle being Cerberion's chew toy!" Stephano said.
As he said that, Nurikaboom was seen in the Animarius Empire Castle being mauled alive by a very furious Cerberion. "YOU IDIOTIC YOKAI! I'VE TOLD YOU NOT TO KILL JEWEL! WHAT PART OF 'SHE'S MY PREY' DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!" Cerberion yelled angrily while mailing Nurikaboom, who, while being able to take on Cerberion's punishments due to his insanely durable body, was clearly in pain. "I'M SORRY, COUSIN CERBERION! I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT JEWEL WAS IN THE BLAST RANGE OF MY ATTACK UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE!" Nurikaboom apologized in pain. "Relax, Cerberion! I just got word from the head of my land development company that they all survived and are at this summer camp I'm trying to acquire and turn into condos!" Stephano said. That made Cerberion stop his mauling instantly. "Really?" Cerberion asked. "Yes, really! Jewel included!" Stephano confirmed. Once he heard that, Cerberion got off of Nurikaboom and then glared at him. "You just got lucky, Nurikaboom! But, I warn you just this once; HARM MY PREY AGAIN, I'LL GO FOR YOUR SOUL CORE NEXT!" Cerberion angrily warned, causing Nurikaboom to shiver in fright.
"Are We Clear?!" Cerberion asked in a dark tone. "Yes, We're clear! We're clear! We are so clear!" Nurikaboom said before running away and whimpering in fright as he went into an open Healing Pod and closed its door in order to heal himself. "Are our traitorous children here too?" General Leo asked as he appeared from the shadows, having the upper right side of his face covered by a steel plate with a glowing red bionic eye attached to where his original right eye used to be, kind of like Kano from the "Mortal Kombat" franchise. "Looking good, Leo!" Stephano said. "Thanks, I originally thought about having Aquilis make a replacement for my right eye after my treacherous son slashed it off me, but then Cicadeath and Flygor offered to do that for me instead, since they've been recently dabbling in cybernetic implants in case Aquilis is unable to do so! So, they made this Bionic Eye, modeled after this Kano from those "Mortal Kombat" video games the humans played, that can fire a focused ray of red energy beams when needed!" General Leo explained.
Before demonstrating by firing a red optic laser from his bionic right at a random Neo-Lizardon, slicing it in two. "Nice!" Stephano said. "Thanks! I also had Cicadeath and Flygor made replacements for my claws after they've been shattered!" General Leo said as he unsheathed his new claws, which were golden in color resembled a cross between the claws of the Marvel Comics Superhero Wolverine and wrist blades of the Yautja a.k.a. Predator. "Just let that traitorous son of mine mess with me now!" He said. "I still can't believe Andros and Phixia betrayed us like that! Just where did I go wrong?" A voice said as Sphinxia appeared. "I slowed their growth rate down in my womb for 5,000 years, raised them by myself for the last nine years, and what did they do on their tenth birthday upon infiltrating that party? They've gone and not only turned on us, but fell in love with human children of all things!" She complained. "Don't blame yourself, dear sister, if anything, I'm sure it's something from Leo's side of the family that should be blamed!" Cerberion said. "Watch it!" Leo said.
"Anyway, to answer your question, General Leo, your children are indeed in Camp Mastodon!" Stephano said. "Mastodon? As in the furry elephant relative often confused for the Wooly Mammoth?" Akuji asked. "That's the one!" Stephano said. "In that case, why don't you send my cousin Blastodon down there?" Elephantor suggested to Leo. "Good idea, Elephantor!" General Leo said. "Blastodon?" Akuji asked in confusion. "My cousin, a Mastodon Animarius." Elephantor explained. "He got his name because he can produce a powerful blast of air from his trunk that literally blows our enemies away!" He added. "Question, is he your only cousin?" Stephano asked. "Nope! There's Slammoth, a Wooly Mammoth Animarius, who, last time I've seen him, is currently stationed on the frozen Planet Krýos, alongside his friends of the Ice Age Gang! Then there's Moerith, Moeritherium Animarius, who's currently stationed at the swamp Planet Palus! And then, there's Deinoth, a Deinotherium Animarius, Gomphoth, a Gomphotherium Animarius, Tetraloph, a Tetralophodon Animarius, Anancrull, an Anancus Animarius, Platybelus, a Platybelodon Animarius, and Zygoloth, a Zygolophodon Animarius, who are all currently stationed on the savannah Planet Seringit!" Elephantor explained.
"Dang, that many relatives, huh?" Stephano asked. "Yeah, it's pretty crazy!" Elephantor said. "Anyway, I'd better get Blastodon up and running, if you know what I mean!" General Leo said as he went to his quarters and pulled out a Soul Core with the image of a Mastodon on it from a pile of other Mammal Army Core Medals.
Back With The Heroes...
"So, what kind of monsters are these guys?" Booma asked in confusion. "One's a Dopant, the other's a Zodiarts." Shintomaru said. "And... How exactly are a Dopant and a Zodiarts different from each other?" Booma asked in confusion. "Well for one thing Dopants are people that transform into monsters using items called Gaia Memories, it used to be they stick them into their bodies via this special tattoo, but the Inverso Mafia created the Gaia Riser which acts like our drivers. While a Zodiarts is a constellation based monster that a human transforms into by pushing the button on what's called a Zodiarts Switch." Shintomaru explained. "Okay, but since when has there been a Constellation based on a Castle of all things?" Logan asked in confusion. "Neuschwanstein Castle, it's a Gamma Ray Constellation. Meaning a Constellation made from Gamma Ray sources found in space rather than stars." Lisa explained.
"In fact, they're actually 21 of those Gamma-Ray Constellations currently in existence, having been made in 2018." She added. "2018? What year is this?" Mamoo asked in confusion. "Currently, we're in the early 2020's!" Lisa said. "Wait, does that mean we've actually been sent forwards in time from our year of 2003 into the future?!" Booma asked in shock. "Wrong, Booma! You, your brothers, your cousin, and her boyfriend have actually been sent another universe! Apparently, not all universes share the same timeline, after all!" Vularena said. "Seriously, we have friends from one world that's currently stuck in the 1990's!" Phoelacandra said. "That would some sense, I guess!" Logan noted. "Either way, if you guys want this camp, you're going to have to go through us!" Lincoln said. "That can easily be arranged!" A new voice said before a large gust of wind started blowing causing the heroes to fly backwards some!
"Holy Shamoly! Where did that strong wind come from?!" Lincoln asked in confusion. "Over here!" A voice called. That's when everyone looked around and then saw a large male humanoid Mastodon with the symbol of the Mammal Army on his left shoulder. "'Sup? I'm Blastodon, and I'm here to-does anyone else here the sound of people falling through the sk-" Blastodon asked before something fell on top of him. "Why do people keep falling from the sky?!" Aurachnid asked in the best Kevin Hart in Jumanji the Next Level impression he could muster! That something, or rather someone, is a female Sumo wearing a purple Mawashi, a matching top (possibly either a bra or a type of bikini top), a magenta cape, and a Viking-esque helmet decorated with a pair of Yak horns. In other words, it was none other than Mamoo, Kimo, and Booma's sister Shemo. Not only that, but four Yaks, three of them being the Super Duper Sumos' personal Yaks, and the fourth one, being a tad smaller than the others and having his legs visible, being Shemo's personal Yak, also fell right on top of the Quake Dopant. "Shemo!" Mamoo, Kimo, and Booma recognized.
"Big-bottomed Bros! You're Alive!" Shemo said in delight. "How did you get here?" Mamoo asked. "It's a bit of a long story, but here's what happened." Shemo said.
Cue Flashback...
In the Super Duper Sumos' version of Kyoto, Shemo was on a cliffside with her trusty Yak, watching over the valley, until she suddenly had a very bad premonition. Specifically, it was a vision of her brothers falling through the portal that Gremlock had tricked them into. "My bros are in danger!" She realized. She then hopped on her Yak and drove her way out of Kyoto. Of course, the distance between Kyoto and Generic City was a bit long, so by the time she and her Yak made it there, the place was already in the process of being wrecked by Tardigrande. "What On Earth Is That Thing?!" Shemo asked in shock and confusion. "That thing is Tardigrande, my greatest creation!" Miss Mister said, making Shemo turn to see her, Stinger, Ghengus, BS, and Gremlock watching the chaos from above. "Bad Inc! What have you dishonorable beings done to my brothers?!" Shemo asked angrily.
"Let's just say that they fell for our little trap, and quite literally, if I might add!" Doctor Stinger said before giggling. Shemo growled angrily at this. "You'll pay for this!" Shemo said before letting out a Valkyrie cry and then attack Tardigrande with moves similar to the ones that her brothers use, only for Tardigrande to easily shrug off the attacks with his durable armored and stretchy body, and also easily protect himself with the spikes on his back, which really hurt Shemo upon slamming butt first onto him, causing her to shriek in pain as she landed on the pavement before rubbing her butt in agony. "Ooh, that really stings!" Shemo complained, causing all members of Bad Inc to laugh hysterically at her misery. "We should have thought about this months ago!" Miss Mister said.
"Glad you like it, Miss Mister!" Doctor Stinger said. As he said that Shemo, took notice of Gremlock and got a little bit confused. "Okay, you, I don't recognize. What on are you supposed to be, some kind of Akuma (Japanese word for Demon or Devil)?" Shemo asked in confusion. "My name is Gremlock, I'm a Gremlin!" Gremlock said, tossing a business card to Shemo. "'Gremlock, last of the Pecadiablos and Interdimensional Mischief Maker'?" Shemo asked in confusion. "Yep! I'm the newly hired help around here!" Gremlock proudly stated. "I'm also the one who helped build the trap that your brothers fell through earlier today!" He added, much to Shemo's anger. "Perhaps you'd like to join them?!" Gremlock said, using his Dimension Hopper to open a portal beneath Shemo. "Oh, SOOOOOY NUUUUUTS!" Shemo shouted in fright as she fell through the portal. "And, just so that I don't forget, here's your Yak!" Gremlock said as he grabbed and tossed Shemo's Yak down the portal with little effort. "And your brothers' Yaks too!" He added as quickly grabbed the Super Duper Sumos' Yaks from Bad Inc's parking lot and then tossed them down the portal too, right before closing the portal.
End of Flashback
"And that's how it all happened!" Shemo finished explaining. "Yeah, that sounds like Gremlock alright." Panopticon said as he, Alraunellie, Fuka, and Desco flew in. "Whoa! Who are you guys?!" Booma asked in shock. "These are our Pecadiablo allies who defected, Panopticon-san and Alraunellie-chan, and our friends Fuka-neechan and her sister and Alraunellie-chan's girlfriend Desco-chan." Sakura explained. "I'm sorry! Girlfriend?" Booma asked in confusion. "And how exactly are those two sisters?" Logan asked in confusion upon looking at Fuka and Desco. "Desco is a man made demon created by her and Big Sis' dad to act as a final boss for her, who used to dream of world domination, but after being killed or put into a death like coma in Desco's case, sent to this place called Hades, then revived by Alebrije with powers over life and death, Big Sis and Desco decided to instead turn over a new leaf." Desco explained. "Okay?" Prima said in confusion. "Why does Draco talk in third-person speech?" Logan asked in confusion.
"No one really knows." Fuka shrugged. "It's just how Desco likes to talk! It what makes her cute, but deadly!" Desco said. "No argument on the cute part!" Nellie said. "We'll take your word it!" Mamoo said as he and his brothers backed up nervously. "I beg your pardon, madam, but... GET OFF!" Blastodon yelled impatiently as Shemo was still on top of him. "Oh, sorry!" Shemo said, getting off. "You Stupid Yaks Get Off Too!" The Quake Dopant declared as he literally threw the four Yaks off of his back. "Hey, don't treat our Yaks like that!" Booma said. "Yeah! What is wrong with you?!" Lana asked angrily. "I don't like Yaks, okay?! They stink to high heavens when not bathed properly, and their milk and cheese products taste terrible!" The Quake Dopant answered. "Oh, you did not just insult the Yaks' honor!" Kimo said angrily. "In truth, Now I'm Mad!" Mamoo angrily declared.
"These guys sure do love their Yaks." Lincoln noted. "Can you blame them?" Lana asked, petting one. "Big-bottomed Bros, let's teach these evil-doers a lesson, a Sumo-Sized one, that is!" Shemo said. "Yeah!" Mamoo, Kimo, and Booma replied at once.
Cue Transformation Sequence!
Shemo jumped into the air and, in a flash of light, instantly transformed into a larger, taller version of herself with bigger prominent arm muscles and noticeably larger breasts, which thankfully didn't break her top. As for the brothers, Booma started off with repeatingly stomping his feet while Kimo rolled around like a ball and then landed on his feet before producing a ball of light from his hands that flashed, right before Mamoo spun around a little on his left leg and then arched his body straight to the left and produced a streak of white light that he swam through, allowing the scene to transition to the three Sumos standing together in a line and then posing in different heroic/rockstar-like poses, right before the scene transitioned again to show the three Sumos doing an anime/comic book style charge towards each other as Booma and Kimo skidded to a halt next to each and Mamoo landed in front of them via a super hero landing, which followed by the Sumos dancing around as Booma and Kimo danced away from Mamoo, who then shook his butt around twice and then made a sumo stomp, right before he and his brothers went and slammed their bellies together as a bright light shone. After that, Booma flexed his left arm as he gained bigger arm muscles and pectoral muscles in a spark of lightning while Kimo had his veins pop out a little on his arms as he gained bigger arm muscles and pectoral muscles too. Then, Mamoo jumped up as an outline of a bigger, taller, muscular version of himself formed around him, right before he instantly transformed into his bigger muscular form in a flash. Finally, after Kimo and Booma were in front of outlines of bigger taller muscular versions of themselves, right before they grew taller to fit said outlines, the three Sumos stood together, with Mamoo in the center striking a heroic pose, ending the sequence. "Super Duper Sumos!" Mamoo, Kimo, Booma, and Shemo announced as they made synchronous sumo stomps in preparation to fight the three opponents.
"Was all that really necessary?" Sakura asked Prima. "Just go for it." Prima shrugged. "Bring it on, Fatsos!" The Castle Zodiarts said. "Okay, you've asked for it! Sumo Clap!" Shemo said as she made a loud clap with her hands, sending a soudwave that easily stunned Blastodon while the Quake Dopant and Castle Zodiarts, due to them having more solid armored bodies, were able to withstand it. "You're going to have to try harder than that!" The Quake Dopant said. "Okay, then, let's try this! Sumo Squeeze!" Mamoo said as he grabbed all three opponents and squeezed them all tightly in a big bear hug, which easily hurt Blastodon, but didn't harm the other two enemies very much. "It's going to take more than a super strong bear hug to defeat us!" The Castle Zodiarts said. He then used his extra arms to grab Mamoo from behind and toss him away like a ragdoll. "GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!" Booma called. He then jumped up into the air and sailed down butt-first towards the opponents. While the Quake Dopant and Castle Zodiarts were smart enough to dodge it, Blastodon wasn't so lucky as he let out a trumpet in horror as Booma literally slammed his butt onto the Mastodon Animarius's face, knocking him down to the ground.
Unfortunately, for Booma, that ended up backfiring on him, as his butt ended up pierced by Blastodon's tusk upon impact. "YEEEEOOOOWWW!" Booma yelled in pain as he got off of Blastodon's face. "Why Does Everyone Keep Attacking My Butt?! Why?!" Booma yelled in anguish."Well I want to know why you people keep falling on me!" Blastodon said in annoyance. "This might be a good time. Mavortius, there should be a large box over at the temple, look in it for me, would you?" AkaRed said, noticing Reizouko and Quetzargentmodon. "Certainly, AkaRed!" Mavortius replied from with the temple. "In that box, you'll find various Lucha Changers, grab the Platinum colored one with the symbol of an eight-point throwing star set in front of a spiral while there are arrows facing up and down on either side of a capital 'G' and bring it over here." AkaRed instructed. "On my way!" Mavortius said. "Let's see these guys handle this heavyweight!" Aden said, tapping one of the symbols on the disc Lisa gave him.
SolDozer, Select!
Aden then summoned a homunculus like the one he summoned before, this one transforming into SolDozer of the Tokkyu Shirei Solbrain.
Metal Hero Summon, SolDozer!
"What's that robot?" Logan asked in confusion. "SolDozer of the Tokkyu Shirei, or Super Rescue, Solbrain." Lisa explained. "While his teammates SolBraver and SolJeanne are actually humans in high-tech armored suits, SolDozer is the only robot on the team, being able to transform into a high-tech Bulldozer as his name would imply!" She added. "By the way, Aden, in order to get the Homunculi to act, say the command into the microphone I built into the disc and insert the Ouroblade into that keyhole in their back." Lisa instructed, pointing out a keyhole in the back of the Homunculis. "Oh! I see! Thanks, Lisa!" Aden said. "Help the Super Duper Sumos against these guys!" Aden spoke into the disc before inserting the Ouroblade into the keyhole and turning it. That caused Homunculus copy of SolDozer come alive and charge towards the enemies. On the way, it transformed into the Dozer Crawler.
"You think that contraption can knock me down?" The Castle Zodiarts asked, unamused. "Just try it!" He dared. As he said that, the Dozer Crawler charged towards the Castle Zodiarts and rammed into it, though the Castle Zodiarts was able to hold the machine back with his four arms, making him and the Dozer Crawler evenly matched in strength. "Looks like that machine has got the right idea! HONORABLE THUNDERBALL!" Kimo called out as he rolled up into a ball and charged towards the enemies, managing to run over Blastodon and knock the Quake Dopant onto the Castle Zodiarts. "OW!" Blastodon complained as Mavortius arrived. "As you requested, AkaRed." He said, handing AkaRed a box. "Arigato, Mavortius!" AkaRed said as he took the box. Before approaching Reizouko. "I understand you were hit by a shockwave a while back." AkaRed told Reizouko.
"Yes, but how did you know?" Reizouko asked in confusion. "That doesn't matter, what does matter is the fact that by being hit by the shockwave, you were chosen to work alongside Quetzargentmodon, as a part of the Alebrije Sentai Lucharanger." AkaRed said, opening the box, showing the changer he described to Mavortius earlier. "I see! It must be destiny calling!" Reizouko realized. "You must first receive your partner's blessings, in which you will receive all of his powers." AkaRed said. "Well, I guess this is my cue!" Quetzargentmodon said as he spread out his wings and flew over Reizouko. "Human Reizouko, I the Alebrije Quetzargentmodon, give you my blessings, with them you will have my powers over Gravity!" He said, bathing Reizouko in Platinum colored light. "With those powers, you will become LuchaPlatinum!" AkaRed said as he gave the Platinum Lucha Changer to Reizouko. "Just shout Lucha Power and ring the bell." He instructed. "Understood!" Reizouko said. "Lucha Power!" He announced as he ran the bell.
Cue Morphing Sequence
Reizouko stood inside a Platinum Dohyo (Sumo Wrestling Ring) with the symbol on his changer on the ground, surrounded by fluctuating G-Forces, as electricity changed his appearance to a black body suit with platinum gloves and boots and a Platinum Mawashi. Quetzargentmodon roaring before descending on Reizouko's head, transforming into a helmet resembling his head. "Gravity Power! LuchaPlatinum!" Reizouko declared. "Whoa! Dudes, did you just see that?!" Booma asked his brothers and sister in astonishment. "We sure did, Booma!" Mamoo said. "Another superhero? Big deal!" The Castle Zodiarts said, unimpressed. "It doesn't matter how many of you there are!" The Quake Dopant said. "Here's what my true power feels like!" He declared as curled himself up into a big ball, had his armor turn fully metallic, and then rolled around while jumping up and down between rolls, causing seismic tremors and shockwaves every time he hits the ground, with said shockwaves stunning most of the heroes, except for Andros, Tom, and Reizouko.
"How come those three aren't affected?" Booma asked noticing this. "Andros has an impenetrable hide that protects him all kinds of damage!" Lincoln explained. "Mine and Phixia's father is a Nemean Lion Animarius, and thanks to Nyansipo's improved male equivalent potion, I was able to receive that trait." Andros said. "Although Duafe did tell me not long after that you didn't really need the potion in her eyes." Phixia told her brother. That made Andros blush at that a little bit. "Father, Nemean Lion, you two are those 'traitorous children' that General Leo and Lady Sphinxia mentioned?!" Blastodon asked. "Yes, you got a problem with that?" Phixia asked. "Which would mean that you were also the one who clawed General Leo's eye out!" Blastodon said to Andros. "Wait, What?!" The Sumos asked in shock and confusion while Andros rolled his eyes. "Considering that he had once kidnapped my girlfriend Duafe and Phixia's boyfriend Mpatapo, and threatened to kill them if we didn't return to his side, he deserved it!" Andros said.
"I say he deserved more." Phixia said irritably. "Dude, that's just messed up!" Booma said. "Yeah, I'd have to agree with Booma, here! Taking somebody's eye out is just taking things way too far, even if it is a bad guy!" Mamoo said. "Hey, I can't help it if I'm the hardcore type of hero!" Andros said while drawing out his claws. "In battle, yes, but when it comes to Duafe, you're basically a kitten!" Phixia said with a chuckle. "PHIXIA!" Andros shouted in embarrassment with face all fully blushed. "Well, it's true! You tend kneed on Duafe's breasts like a little kitten whenever she wants you to touch her there!" Phixia said with a smirk. "Oh Yeah? Well, it's not like you're any better when it comes to Mpatapo, especially since you let him massage your breasts whenever you give him permission to touch them!" Andros fired back with a chuckle, causing Phixia to blush brightly as well. "Touche, dear twin brother of mine." Phixia muttered in embarrassment. "Dang, even in another world sibling banter can get crazy!" Booma said. "Oh trust me, you haven't seen sibling banter until you've spent time with them!" Lincoln said, pointing to his sisters.
"HEY!" The Loud Sisters all yelled in offense to that remark. "He kind of has a point there, girls." Rita said. "Especially the whole 'Sister Fight Protocol' incident a year ago!" Lynn Sr reminded, causing the Loud Sisters to blush sheepishly. "Sister Fight Protocol?" Kimo asked in confusion. "It's a long story." Lincoln said. "Basically, it's this protocol we came up with whenever any of us sisters get into a fight with each other!" Lisa said. "And it's confusing as heck!" Lincoln said, rubbing his temples. "Seriously, one of the rules is that I shouldn't interfere in their fights, saying it's a sister thing and all!" He added in frustration. "Well, you have a tendency to make things worse every time you try to interfere with our fights, especially by saying things that would make us angrier!" Lynn Jr pointed out. Lincoln sighed in annoyance. "See, this is one of many reasons why those sisters of mine tend to drive me crazy!" Lincoln said to the Sumos.
"But I still love them, and am willing to do anything for them, like the time I took the blame for something Lucy did and got grounded before this convention Clyde and I were planning on going to in order to save her from being teased." He added. "I still appreciate what you had done for me, dear brother." Lucy said. "I was fully prepared to admit to everything, but like the best older brother Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and I could have asked for you are, you sacrificed your plans for me." She said, a solitary tear falling down her cheek. "Awwww!" Prima gushed. "Protecting your sister before your own happiness, truly an honorable decision." Kimo noted. "Not the first time it happened. When I had to do overtime at Gus' Games & Grub, back when I used to have a job there, that is, Lincoln had literally decided to cover for me so that I would go the high school dance on time!" Lori said.
"Especially since the events leading up to that weren't my best choices." Lincoln shamefully admitted. "What do you mean by that?" Mamoo asked. "*Sigh!* There's this popular guy named Chandler McCann, who Clyde and I thought was cool, but we didn't get invited his birthday party at the sewage plant that his father owns! So, when he discovered that I received free food and tokens in the pizza arcade thanks to Lori, he began to benefit himself from me, asking me if I can give him free stuff! So, because I thought it was the best way to get on his good side and get ourselves invited to his party, I did exactly that! Then, after I've made him a lot of favors, Chandler invited me and Clyde to his party, but, unfortunately, also it forced Lori to do overtime because of all the free stuff I gave to him, and she was going to miss the dance, had I not decided to make up for it by covering for her after realizing the Chandler was using me just how I was using her!" Lincoln said. "Even I decided to work alongside Lincoln, since going to a party without my best friend just isn't worth it!" Clyde said. "Who throws a party in a sewage treatment plant of all places?" Logan asked in disgust.
"Don't ask me, it was Chandler's idea to begin with, so if you want to complain to him should we see him again, be my guest!" Lincoln said. "Where is Chandler, by the way?" Edge asked in confusion. "The last we saw him, he was sentenced to one month detention for littering and two months in-school suspension for sexual harassment, specifically for poking Lynn-neechan at the the chest!" Sakura answered. "He definitely deserved that, though I could have done worse to him!" Lynn Jr said bitterly, much to the confusion of the Sumos, Prima, and Logan. "It's a long story." Sakura said. "Okay, but what those two, how come they're not affected by those shockwaves?" Mamoo asked, pointing at Tom and Reizouko. "I was able to use my powers to hover off the ground." Reizuko said, demonstrating said power.
"Whoa! Cool!" Booma said. "As for me, well, my elemental power is Mountain, which allows me to not only create mountains on the ground with a single punch to the ground, but, apparently, also makes me durable enough to withstand sound and ground based attacks, including shockwaves and tremors!" Tom said as he was still standing. "I'm still standing too, on the account of my Strength powers working better than usual!" Bobby said. "Well it doesn't matter, you still don't stand a chance!" The Castle Dopant said. "We'll see about-" Shintomaru said before his phone started ringing. "Dang it, excuse me one second." He said, pulling out his phone and seeing Daiki on the caller ID. "Daiki? What's he calling for?" Shintomaru asked tapping the icon that accepts calls. "Moshi moshi? Daiki, this really isn't the best time, we're kind of in the middle of something!" Shintomaru said. "Don't worry, I just thought you and your friends would like a couple of updates from the other world." Daiki said, snacking on some potato chips.
"What updates?" Shintomaru asked. "For starters, Gotchard defeated his enemy, a nutjob named Geryon, who could transform into the Dark Rider Eld, his plan was to use Alchemy to turn the entire world into gold!" Daiki said. "Let me guess, Geryon nearly succeeded with that evil plan of his, didn't he?" Shintomaru guessed. "Yeah, but Gotchard was able to stop him and reverse everything he did, and in the process, transmute an entire new world specifically for the Chemies! Check it out!" Daiki said, flipping his phone on video chat, showing that he was currently in said world. "Holy Shamoly!" Shintomaru exclaimed in surprise. "Yeah, it's pretty crazy, I was also able to find out some info on that Gavv guy." Daiki said. "And what did you find out about Gavv?" Shintomaru asked. "Not much unfortunately, just that he's not human, rather a Granute, a humanoid alien being identifiable by a second mouth on their stomachs that are apparently called Gavvs, similar to how Futakuchi-Onnas have a second mouth on the back of their head, and that he gains powers courtesy of living items, to which he currently call his Kenzoku, meaning "kin", though I get the feeling those things will be given a better name than that, that he's able to produce through his own second mouth, which also appears to be acting as his built-in driver, through snacks he eats, stuff like Gummies, Potato Chips, Marshmallows, Chocolate, Lollipops, the works." Daiki said.
"Alright, Daiki, let me know if you find anything else out." Shintomaru said hanging up. "What was that about, Shin-kun?" Sakura asked in confusion. "Daiki was just telling me about developments with Gotchard and that Gavv guy I learned about last time he visited." Shintomaru said, opening the Ride Booker to see Kamen Rider Gavv depicted in said card. "Huh! Looks like the card is no longer blank!" Shintomaru noted. "And what happened to Gotchard since we last saw him, and who's Gavv?" Lincoln asked in confusion. "Apparently, during the fight to defeat his enemy that sought to gold plate the entire world, Gotchard was able to transmute an entire world for the Chemies." Shintomaru said. "An entire world?" Aden asked in surprise. "That takes a level of Alchemy that surpasses even the level our family has been able to reach!" Azalee said. "I certainly never transmuted an entire world before!" Phoelacandra said. "Nor have I in my life as a human being!" Ouros said.
"As for Gavv, apparently he's a Granute, a humanoid being with a second mouth on his stomach called a Gavv." Shintomaru said. "You mean like how Futakuchi-Onnas have second mouths on the back of their heads?" Sakura asked. "Exactly!" Shintomaru confirmed. "And apparently he gets his powers from snacks." Shintomaru added. "Snacks?" Aurachnid asked in total confusion. "Specifically stuff like Gummies, Potato Chips, Marshmallows, Chocolate, and Lollipops, among other things." Shintomaru said. "That's just weird." Aurachnid said. "Yeah, my thoughts exactly!" Shintomaru said in agreement. "But anyway, let's how Gavv's card works!" Shintomaru said as he then loaded the Rider Card of Gavv into his driver.
Kamen Ride: Gavv!
As Shintomaru transformed, various colored gummies floated around him before merging with his body, changing Rider form into a copy of Kamen Rider Gavv. "Well, this is an interesting design." Shintomaru noted. Of course, upon seeing Shintomaru's Gavv form, the Castle Zodiarts couldn't help but laugh hysterically at the motif. "Seriously?! A Gummy Candy-themed Rider?! That's so laughably ridiculous!" The Castle Zodiarts said while laughing, much to Shintomaru's annoyance. "We'll see who's laughing when I beat you all black and blue!" Shintomaru declared. "Let's see what this guy has." Shintomaru said, looking at Gavv's form and attack ride cards. So far, the only Form Ride seen that's not clouded like the others is the Zakuzakuchips form. "When in Rome." He said, loading said card.
Form Ride: Zakuzakuchips!
That's when Shintomaru had his gummy-themed armor disappear as he got surrounded by a literal flurry of potato chips before they merged with his Rider form to become his new potato chip-themed armored form called Zakuzakuchips, complete with twin potato chip-themed swords called Zakuzakuchipslashers in his hands. "Okay, this is...interesting." Shintomaru noted. That the Castle Zodiarts to start laughing again, much to Shintomaru's annoyance. "First, Gummy Candy, Now Potato Chips?! That's Even More Ridiculous!" The Castle Zodiarts said while laughing loudly. Of course, Shintomaru simply just stood there with a mildly annoyed deadpan expression underneath his helmet. *LAUGH!* Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" The Castle Zodiarts said before he stopped laughing and switching to a serious tone. "Now, you die!" He declared before charging towards Shintomaru with all four of his fists out. Taking a defensive stance, Shintomaru crossed the twin Zakuzakuchips over, successfully blocking the Castle Zodiarts's punches, though that caused the blades to easily break into dozens of potato chip-shaped pieces and leaving only the handles intact, much to Shintomaru's chagrin.
"The heck?!" Shintomaru asked in confusion before avoiding the Castle Dopant's attacks. "Get Daiki on the phone and see if he knows anything about this form's fighting style!" Shintomaru said. "On it." Sakura said, dialing a number on her phone. "Moshi Moshi." Daiki said. "Hey, Daiki-sempai, Shin-kun is trying out Gavv's Zakuzakuchips form, and he's wondering if you know anything about that form's fighting style." Sakura said. "Well for one thing the Zakuzakuchipslashers are extremely fragile." Daiki said. "Yeah, we clearly realized that when the Castle Zodiarts just broke the blades after Shin-kun used them to block his punches!" Sakura said. "Yeah, in fact Gavv's armor is kind of lot this a lot, in Popping Gummy, his base form, he's constantly having to repair his armor in battle. Fortunately, the Zakuzakuchipslashers regenerate easily, just tell him to make sure he only attacks in a diagonal pattern." Daiki said.
"Got it!" Sakura said. "He says they regenerate easily and to attack diagonally!" Sakura relayed to Shintomaru. "Really?" Shintomaru asked. "That's what he said." Sakura shrugged. Shintomaru then shook the handles of the twin Zakuzakuchipslashers, causing the blades to instantly regenerate. "Handy." He said. "Big Deal! I can still break those flimsy swords again!" The Castle Zodiarts said indifferently. "We'll just see about that!" Shintomaru said, slashing the Zodiarts. Because he slashed the Zakuzakuchipslashers diagonally this time, he was able to cut through the Castle Zodiarts's arms, causing the Castle Zodiarts some serious pain as the arms fell off. "Nice!" Shintomaru said before loading a card into the Decadriver MK III.
Final Attack Ride: Gavv!
That's when Shintomaru smashed the Zakuzakuchipslashers together, causing them to break into pieces again, before he controlled the broken pieces of the Zakuzakuchipslashers to rapidly slashed the Castle Zodiarts before regenerating his weapons and the delivering multiple slashes using his reconstructed Zakuzakuchipslashers to finish the Castle Zodiarts off. "I'VE BEEN DEFEATED BY A GUY WITH POTATO CHIPS?! THIS IS BEYOND HUMILIATING!" The Castle Zodiarts shouted before exploding. As soon as the Gamma-Ray Zodiarts Switch flew out of the explosion, AkaRed then used a blank Neo Kyutama to absorb the switch's power, causing it to gain the white-gray-and-blue-colored image of Neuschwanstein Castle on its globe. "Hey, what's going on here? Why am I trapped in this here globe?!" The voice of the Castle Zodiarts asked from within the Neo-Kyutama. "Oh, whoops! Forgot about your switch being in the Last One stage! Aya-chan, if you please!" AkaRed said to Aya. "Right! Spirit Expulsion!" Aya called out as she fired out an Amber-colored beam at the Neo-Kyutama, causing a soul to pop out of it. The soul then floated off to the cocooned body of the Foundation X agent and entered it, causing the cocoon to disappear and the man to wake up.
"What was that about?" Booma asked in confusion. "When a Zodiarts switch is activated in it's last one phase, the user's human body is discarded until the switch is deactivated after the Zodiarts is defeated." Shintomaru said. "Usually by pressing the button on the switch!" He added. "So, why didn't you guys press the button on the switch thing today?" Mamoo asked in confusion. "It's because, unlike other Zodiarts Switches, the ones used by Gamma-Ray Zodiarts are specifically designed to only be used by designated individuals! If someone other than the designated users presses the Gamma-Ray Zodiarts Switches' buttons in an attempt to deactivate them, they will instead explode like a miniature nuclear bomb, complete with deadly radiation, which would enough to destroy an entire city and a few surrounding areas!" Lisa explained. The Sumos all cringed at this.
"Yeah, it's that bad! Fortunately, as shown by AkaRed, a safer way to deal with these Gamma-Ray Zodiarts Switches are to have them be absorbed by these little globe-shaped trinkets called Neo-Kyutama, which would in turn give said trinkets powers associated with whatever Gamma-Ray Constellation those Switches are powered by!" Lisa said, pointing at AkaRed holding the Neo-Kyutama depicting the image of Neuschwanstein Castle. As they were talking Aya examined the fallen Zodiarts' aura and gasped in shock. "Shintomaru, you might want to get Ryusei and Interpol on the phone!" She said in fright. "Got it!" Shintomaru said. "What's wrong Aya-chan?" Sakura asked. "Well, if this guy's not already on their most wanted list, he will be once they find out who he is and what he's done!" Aya said. "Hello? Ryusei?" Shintomaru asked through his cell phone. "Who's Ryusei?" Logan asked. "A fellow Kamen Rider and an agent of an International Police Organization." Sakura explained.
Soon Shintomaru opened up an Aurora Curtain and Ryusei walked through. "Thanks for coming on such short notice, Ryusei-sempai!" Sakura said. "No problem, this the guy?" Ryusei asked. "Yep!" Aya said as Ryusei took a good look at him. "That's him alright, Erdmann Mayer, or as my colleagues and I have been calling him, Germany's H.H. Holmes." Ryusei said. "H.H. Holmes? Who's he?" Alraunellie asked in confusion. "Herman Webster Mudgett, alias Dr. Henry Howard Holmes, or HH Holmes, was a man who earned the title of 'America's first serial killer' when from 1891 to 1894, he killed what is believed to be in the range of 20 to 200 people, his most infamous MO being luring people into a hotel he ran during the World's Colombian Exposition of 1893." Lisa explained. "How was he able to kill that many people in that hotel?" Desco asked. "His hotel, which was later given the moniker 'Murder Castle' was built with secret passages, trapdoors, soundproof and air tight rooms with doors that could be locked from the outside, and gas jets to asphyxiate his victims." Lisa explained.
"But the worst place in the Murder Castle would the basement, which would be described as a macabre facility of acid vats, pits of quicklime, which are often used on decaying corpses, and a crematorium, which H.H. Holmes used to finish off his victims after stripping off their skin." She added, making everyone sick to their stomachs. "Yeah, and this punk is no better!" Ryusei said. "He's been known for using different types of castle-themed hotels that he designed himself to lure people to their deaths under the pretense of giving them a free luxury vacation, usually by having them fall through trap doors that lead into spiked floors, mechanical grinders, or acid vats, tricking them into eating foods laced with slow-acting poison, trapping them in their own rooms before they're either burned alive by flamethrowers or suffocated to death by poisonous gas, or even luring them into various different soundproofed rooms filled with dangerous animals like venomous snakes, scorpions, centipedes, Australian Funnel-web Spiders, and even Asian Giant Hornets, all while stealing his victims' money and jewelry in the process!" He added, much to everyone's horror, especially Sakura's.
"Fortunately, I'm here to make sure he never does anything like that again." Ryusei said as Erdmann regained consciousness and recognized Ryusei, hearing what he just said before catching the Veteran Rider off guard and punching him in the face. "Over my dead body!" He said, reaching into his jacket and pulling out something. "Quick, don't let him use what he has!" Sakura said. "GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!" Booma called, jumping up and slamming on top of Erdmann. "OOOOH! MY BACK!" Erdmann complained in pain as Booma was literally on his back while a syringe fell onto the floor. Which was then crushed under Shintomaru's boot. "Take him away, Ryusei!" He said. "Gladly!" Ryusei said, picking up Erdmann and leading him to the Aurora Curtain. "And just when I was hoping that Terrence Firma would help me build a new underground base for Foundation X in addition to those condos!" Erdmann complained, catching everyone's attention. "Chotto matte, Ryusei-sempai, what was that you were saying?" Sakura asked Erdmann.
"Uh Oh! Me and my big mouth! The director is gonna be mad at me for this!" Erdmann muttered in worry. "You said something about a new underground base for Foundation X, right?" Sakura asked with a threatening glare. "*Gulp!* Yes! Me and Terrence made a deal that when I help him shut down Camp Mastodon and take over the woods here, he would help me build an underground base for Foundation X in addition to those condos he was planning to build, so that we can have a place for research and production in this dimension!" Erdmann explained. "That's right! And now that you know..." The Quake Dopant said, pulling out a Kaiju Memory and clicking the button.
Kaiju!
"I can't let any of you leave this alive!" He said, inserting the memory into his GaiaRiser.
Quake! Kaiju! GaiaVolve!
That caused him to be enveloped in a bright gray-and-platinum egg-shaped energy cocoon that floated up into the air and grew into mountain-sized proportions. Then, the energy cocoon burst open, revealing the Quake Dopant in a brand new form. Appearance-wise, he now looks like a gray metallic rock armored quadrupedal dinosaur-like creature resembling an Ankylosaurus with a spiked mountain-shaped back and a huge club on his tail shaped like a metallic Rhombicuboctahedron (an Archimedean solid shape with 26 faces, consisting of 8 equilateral triangles and 18 squares). "We'd better get up there!" Lincoln said. "Right! Bobby, Par, you're up!" Ronnie Anne told her brother and his best friend. "Right!" Bobby and Par said at once. "Vectors, launch!" Lincoln, Sakura, and Clyde called. "Alebrije Henkei!" The Lucharangers called, taking to the skies. "What are those spaceships, and what did they just transform into?!" Mamoo asked in shock and confusion.
"The Vectors, high tech fighter jets from another dimension, and Alebrije mechs, the Super Sentai tend to have enemies that can grow their soldiers in one way or another, so they're armed with giant mechs and robots." Lisa said. "Clyde, take the lead for this one!" Lincoln said. "Got it, Buddy!" Clyde replied. "Nenshin!" Lincoln called. "Gattai!" Sakura called. "Go, Aquarion!" Clyde called.
(Cue "Kimi no Shinwa ~ Aquarion no Dai Ni Shou" by AKINO with bless4)
That's when to Vectors began to transform. First, Vector Anansi's front leg parts spread away from each other and twisted down while the spider leg-structures on its sides went upward and extended to become much longer spider legs. Next, Vector LL's front part splits open in halves like it did for the LL formation, only for those halves to move downwards and extend to become spider legs while it's wings stayed straight and its tail fin to simply split open while staying on the back. Finally, Vector Jewel's back boosters containing its topaz and emerald detached from it while its front hull sections opened and then went downwards and twisted sideways to form legs. After that, the boosters attached themselves to behind the lower legs while the part containing the cockpit tilted back. After that, the Vectors finally started to combine. First, Vector Jewel merged underneath Vector Anansi while unfolding its end parts to form feet. Then, Vector LL connected to the back to for the lower spider legs and jet wings while the spider abdomen-like rear of Vector Anansi covered over it. Finally, Vector Anansi's front spider leg-like parts started to form arms by opening up the upper parts to form shoulder blades while robotic hands flipped out from underneath the lower parts while end parts look like arm blades. After that, the top part of Vector Anansi's front popped up to reveal the head, which resembles the head of Aquarion Gepard but with eight spider-like eyes and a mouthpiece the looks like a spider's mouth. When the combination was completed, the new robot form did a few poses with its spider legs out. Then, it finished by striking a heroic pose like Spider-Man while Clyde and Aurachnid shouted "AQUARION! ANANSI!".
"Alebrije Gattai!/Alebrije Busou!" The Lucharangers all called, forming the arm variant of Bobby and Par's LuchaKing combination, LuchaKaiser with the Aurora Breaker and Illusion Grappler and LuchaWild armed with the Time Calibur. "LuchaKing! Speed Blade and Strong Arm!" Ronnie Anne, Par, Casey, Sameer, Par, and Laird announced. "LuchaKaiser! Aurora Breaker and Illusion Grappler!" Carl, Adelaide, Yui, and Subaru announced. "LuchaWild! Time Calibur!" Becky, Dodge, Ricky, and Kairos announced. "Skyring, Descend!" Ronnie Anne called. LuchaKing then shot out a beam that summoned the Sky Ring from the clouds, much to the surprise of the Sumos. "I created it to prevent collateral damage, plus it looks cool and fits the team's Luchador motif." AkaRed explained. "Sounds like you guys could one of your own, especially with all the collateral damage you guys accidentally cause whenever you fight giant monsters and robots!" Prima said with a smirk, making Mamoo, Kimo, and Booma chuckle sheepishly.
"In truth, we definitely could have used one the time we fought those living buildings and ended up wrecking that fishing village." Mamoo admitted. "Living buildings?" Aden asked in confusion. "Yeah, Bad Inc's schemes are a little...what's the word I'm looking for?" Booma asked. "Weird?" Kimo asked. "Somewhat ridiculous?" Mamoo asked. "Straight out of a Saturday Morning Cartoon that only lasted one season?" Prima joked. "Those all work!" Booma said. "Follow us if you dare!" Ronnie Anne said as Aquarion, LuchaKing, LuchaKaiser, LuchaWild, and the other mechs flew up, the Skyring beaming the Quake Dopant up. "While they're taking care of him, you have me to deal with!" Blastodon declared, only for Reizouko to use his powers to repeatedly slam him into the ground.
As soon as he slammed Blastodon into the ground one more time, Reizouko hovered up above the Mastodon Animarius and yelled, "GRAVITON BELLY SLAM!" as he descended down belly-first and crashed onto Blastodon's back with an impact force equivalent of a falling wrecking ball, causing a small crater in the process. Needless to say, Blastodon was in so much pain, that he couldn't take it anymore. "NO MORE! I GIVE UP! I SURRENDER!" Blastodon pleaded in agony while picking up a nearby small white flag and waved it around with his trunk. General Leo facepalmed at this upon seeing it on the screen. "I'm going out there!" He said, heading out. "Allow me to come with you, my darling!" Sphinxia requested. "That way, we'll put fear into our children once they see that their mother is fully revived!" She added. "An excellent suggestion, my love, just be warned, the humans' corruption has spread on our children far beyond them betraying us!" Leo said firing a portal gun, opening a portal that he and Sphinxia walked through.
That allowed them to appear in Camp Mastodon instantly, much to the shock and fright of everyone, especially Blastodon. "General Leo! Lady Sphinxia!" Blastodon called in fright, hiding behind Shemo. That also caused Andros and Phixia gasp in horror after seeing that their mother is fully revived. Sphinxia sniffed the air before gagging in disgust. "The scent of those disgusting humans is all over you two! And wait, young lady, what is that around your neck!? And young man, that around your wrist!?" She asked in shock, noticing Phixia's linked hearts necklace and Andros' linked hearts bracelet. That made the Sphinx Twins gulp nervously. "I can't believe this! Not only did you fall in love with humans, but you dared to share one of our kind's most sacred customs with them?!" Sphinxia asked incredulously. "I'm taking those items away from you two, right now!" She declared as she grabbed Andros and Phixia's Linked Hearts items, only to get electrocuted upon touching them.
"They can only be removed willingly." General Leo reminded Sphinxia. "Curse those magic wards the elders put on those things!" Sphinxia said in annoyance. "That's because I was the one that put them there!" Master Toadus called out as he, Gorf, and Bufoam hopped onto the scene while Gracilus, Hieracos, Cruise, Ectoby, and Batkor flew in with Siberius, Jaguaron, Tapirus, Bowladillo, Pangoro, and Buendejo in tow. "Master!" Andros and Phixia said, bowing down to Toadus. "Toadus! I should have guessed it was you that's behind this!" Sphinxia said angrily before noticing Hieracos, Crios, and Buendejo amongst the group. "What the?! You three?!" Sphinxia asked in shock. "What the?! You three?!" Sphinxia asked in shock.
"Hello, Cousin Sphinxia!" Hieracos and Crios said. "Miss us?" Buendejo asked. *Groan* "I should have known you three would have turned out to be traitor, I mean Buendejo, you're nothing like your brother, and don't get me started on you two!" Sphinxia said. "Well, we've been hiding out in another universe alongside our pals Phoenexus, Axcelsior, and Sakira for a very long time in order to get away from the Empire, even by turning against Shaos and Serpoparda to prevent them from killing the Pharaoh of that time, so that's why we're on their side!" Hieracos said. "Talking about us, traitors?" Shaos and Serpoparda asked they both appeared through the same portal, much to everyone's shock. "Dang it, Maldejo!" Buendejo said, knowing his brother's attack was what caused them to be revived. "We're going to make you pay for betraying us, and once we find where Axcelsior and Sakira are hiding, they'll pay too!" Serpoparda said. "You'd better not lay a finger on Axavier and Sakina!" Aden warned angrily.
"Who?" Shaos and Serpoparda asked in confusion. "Axcelsior and Sakira's babies, who've already hatched from their eggs!" Aden answered. "Uh, Aden-kun, I know you're still new to this, but if there's one thing you don't want to do when dealing with enemies threatening harm to your friends or family, is tell them about something they can use to do so!" Shintomaru said. That made Aden gasp in realization. "D'OH!" He exclaimed in frustration while facepalming out of his stupidity. "But it doesn't matter, you'll never find them!" Shintomaru said. "Yeah! They're currently in hiding while raising their babies!" Azalee said. "Who I might add are so cute, buttons say as cute as them!" She added. "And where are they hiding?" Serpoparda asked. "If you think we're telling you, you're crazy!" Shintomaru said. "How Dare You Call Me Crazy?! This Means War!" Serpoparda angrily declared before firing out a beam of chaos energy from her mouth.
Fortunately, Aden was able to block it with a stone wall. "Dang, she's scary!" Aden noted. "She'd probably get along with Miss Mister!" Booma joked. "Considered how ugly that leopard/snake is, I'd have to agree with that, Booma!" Prima said. "I HEARD THAT!" Shaos said attacking as well.
Back With The Others...
While Aquarion Anansi, LuchaKing, LuchaKaiser, and LuchaWild were attacking the Quake Dopant, the latter was putting up a better fight against the Mechas despite being outnumbered, especially with his incredibly tough armored hide. "Dang this thing is tough!" Ronnie Anne said. "You're darn right I'm tough! And this is even tougher!" The Quake Dopant declared as he then slammed his Rhombicuboctahedron clubbed tail onto the floor of the Sky Ring, causing the whole thing to shake violently enough to knock the Mechas down and cause a whole lot of cracks to break through the thing. "Oh, that's not good!" AkaRed said worriedly. "I'd better get up there!" Reizuko said, using his Gravity powers to toss Shaos and Serpoparda aside. "Before you do, there's one thing you need to know about your mecha form." AkaRed told Reizouko.
"What about it?" Reizouko asked in confusion. "Not only will it be much bigger than the other Alebrije Mechs, but your Alebrije mech form has a very special weapon mode called the Gravity Railcannon, which will act like what the Trinity Buster does for the Kamen Riders!" AkaRed explained. "Interesting, better try it out, Alebrije Henkei!" Reizouko called.
Cue Transformation Sequence
Reizouko was back in the same Platinum Dohyo that formed in his morphing sequence as larger fluctuating G-Forces surrounded him. Then, his body became metallic, Quetzalcoatlus wings sprouted from his back, Temnodontosaurus flippers sprouted from his shoulders and hips, an Argentinosaurus tail tipped with a Temnodontosaurus tail fin grew from his rear end, his arms and legs became metallic and morphed into Argentinosaurus legs as he grew and made a roaring sound as he transformed into the incredibly massive Quetzargentemnodon Mech. "Now this is impressive!" Reizouko said before flying up to the Skyring. As soon as the Quetzargentemnodon Mech entered the scene, the Quake Dopant was utterly baffled at the former's size, being much larger than the other Mechas. "Holy Toledo! That Guy's Gargantuan!" The Quake Dopant said in shock. "Nice timing, Reizouko-san, Quetz-san!" Yui said.
"Wow! You're even bigger as a mech!" Kitsunagikiri said. "And from what AkaRed just told me, the weapon is more impressive, Alebrije Busou!" Reizouko called. The Quetzargentemnodon Mech then had his whole tail straighten itself backwards while his head and neck straightened forwards and his wings straightened out at the sides. Next, he had his front legs moved forwards before they twisted around and then locked themselves feet-first to the sides of his neck's middle section while flipping out twin laser pointers from the forelimbs. Then, his hind legs moved backwards and lined up with his tail, the latter of which then flipping out a handle and trigger from underneath the tail's middle section, right before the section on the Quetzargentemnodon Mech's back containing the dorsal fin popped open to reveal a high-tech sniper scope. Finally, as the Temnodontosaurus flippers on the Quetzargentemnodon Mech's shoulders and hips straightened themselves out and became extra side handles, Aquarion Anansi went and caught the now transformed Quetzargentemnodon Mech, which is now in the form of a large rail gun/cannon-like weapon, by the primary rear handle and lifted him above its right shoulder, all while Reizouko announced "AQUARION ANANSI! GRAVITY RAILCANNON!".
"Clever, AkaRed, clever." Lisa said, clapping. "I don't care what that thing is, you're all still going down!" The Quake Dopant declared. "Actually, I think you're going up!" Reizouko declared as a beam of platinum light hit the Dopant, causing him to float in the air. "Whoa! Hey! What's Going On?! Who Turned Off The Gravity?!" The Quake Dopant asked in total confusion as he was floating in the air helplessly, much to everyone's laughter. "Just let you all know, the Gravity Railcannon has four extra handles on the sides that can be held by other Mechas as a way to give it extra support and balance while the primary wielder holds the trigger!" AkaRed said. "Got it, AkaRed!" Ronnie Anne said as LuchaKing and LuchaKaiser grabbed the extra handles on the right side while LuchaWild held only one of the extra handles on the left side. "Gee! You think there might be room for one more Mecha to hold this weapon?" Becky asked. "Possibly, but let's wait to see if one more Mecha does get added to our team!" Ronnie Anne said. "Good point!" Becky noted. "And now for the finishing touch!" Reizouko said as Aquarion Anansi looked through the scope which then locked on to the Quake Dopant. "Graviton Buster!" Reizouko called out as the Quetzargentemnodon Mech's mouth opened up like a railgun muzzle and started producing a sphere of graviton energy that got charged up by Platinum-colored lightning within the mouth, right before Aquarion Anansi pulled the trigger, causing the charged up graviton sphere to get fired out from the Gravity Railcannon at high speeds and made a direct hit at the Quake Dopant. That caused the Quake Dopant's whole body to get extremely compressed by powerful gravitational forces before he finally exploded, resulting in his GaiaRiser to fly out of the explosion and shatter to pieces while the Quake Gaia Memory landed on the ground undamaged before glowing and converting into the type of Gaia Memory that W and Accel use.
Sakura then beamed the Memory onboard her Vector. "We'd better get this to Shotaro-sempai!" She said before seeing the unconscious Terrance on the Skyring floor. "And you to the appropriate authorities!" She added, much to Stephano's chagrin as he watched from the castle. "Dang It! There goes the head of my Land Development Company!" Stephano complained. "This isn't over!" General Leo said, firing his laser eye at the ground before he, Sphinxia, Shaos, and Serpoparda left through a portal.
Later...
"Okay, Camp Mastodon is safe, Terrance is behind bars, the Quake Memory has been delivered to W and Accel, Erdmann Mayer has been arrested and sent to the other world's version of Interpol by Ryusei, and Gramps has even offered Blastodon a job as Camp Mastodon's mascot!" Lincoln said as everyone regrouped in the Riders' underground base. "Yeah, I was very surprised to be so easily forgiven after everything I've done!" Blastodon noted. "Don't worry too much about it, Blastodon-san!" Sakura assured. "Now we can focus on getting to your guys' world and showing this 'Bad Inc' what's for!" Lincoln said. "Yeah, just one problem, though. How are we going to get past Tardigrande? I mean, he took on every hit I can deal him with and didn't get damaged in the slightest, not to mention those spikes of his are incredibly sharp, as I learned the hard way!" Shemo pointed out. "That's never stopped us before!" Lincoln said as a portal opened up allowing Manny, Frida, Callocelotarling, Davi, and Toshiro to walk through. "Hey, guys! We got your call! And as you requested, we brought the Mighty Politey with us!" Frida said. "Pleased to meet you people again!" Toshiro said while bowing. "Likewise, Toshiro-kun!" Sakura said while bowing back. "Uh, who are these kids?" Mamoo asked in confusion.
"These are our friends, Manny, Frida, Callie, Davi, and Toshiro. Frida is also a Lucharanger, LuchaCeleste, Manny is her boyfriend, goes by his superhuman identity of El Tigre, who is struggling to decide whether to follow in his father's footsteps and be a Superhero or his grandfather's and be a supervillain, Davi is a Donkey themed sidekick called Albino Burrito, Callie, full name Callocelotarling, is Frida's Alebrije partner, while Toshiro..." Lincoln said as Toshiro shouted "CYBER SUMO!" as he donned his Cyber Sumo suit. "Is that." Lincoln said. "He's also infuriatingly polite!" Frida said as Callocelotarling flew over to Sweetarlin. "How's things going over there, sis?" Sweetarlin asked. "Great, thanks for asking, big brother!" Callocelotarling said. "For starters, the Golden Eagle Twins have been placed under house arrest with their mother, who was very disappointed with their unheroic behavior, if you know what I'd mean!" She explained. "Although if you ask me, they got off easy." Frida noted.
"True, though, they also had their costumes and equipment confiscated as extra punishment and they aren't allowed to have them back until they both learn the true meaning of being heroes and also truly repent for their previous actions, once their house arrest has expired, of course!" Callocelotarling said. "Although given how greedy they are, seriously, Cocidia would have a field day with them, that may take a few years give or take." She said with a chuckle. "And speaking of house arrests, Sergio a.k.a. Senor Siniestro has been placed in the same kind of punishment with his own parents, who were very mad at him for finding out about his villain identity, among other things!" Callocelotarling said. "Oh and get this, Zoe Aves and Django of the Dead have started dating!" She added. "Wait, what?!" Lincoln asked in shock and confusion. "I know, crazy, right?" Manny asked. "Apparently Django first asked Zoe out shortly after you guys left!" Frida said.
"And how did Zoe react to that?" Clyde asked in confusion. "Pretty surprised from what we hear." Callocelotarling said. "They're still committing crimes, though, right?" Sakura asked. "Yeah, they've even done so together a couple of times, calling them dates!" Manny said. "Yeah, they've even done so together a couple of times, calling them dates!" Manny said. "True." Manny and Frida shrugged. "Nice to meet you guys, I'm Tom Bone, LuchaGray, and this is Goregularg, or Goreg as we call him." Tom told them. "And I'm Reizouko, LuchaPlatinum, and this is my partner, Quetzargentemnodon, or Quetz as we call him." Reizouko said. "Whoa! Cool! You guys got two more Lucharangers already?" Frida asked in excitement. "Yeah, it's pretty crazy." Ronnie Anne said as Sid did some thinking. "By my math, that only leaves 11 people hit by the shockwave, and the still unknown amount of Lucha Stones like the one Frida found left." She said.
"Ahem! Yui-chan and I had found Lucha Stones ourselves and became Lucharangers through them!" Subaru pointed out. "Not to mention that Panopticon and I had found Stones of our own, though we have yet to become Lucharangers with them!" Alraunellie said as she and Panopticon presented the Peridot and Azure Lucha Stones. "Funny, Rocky and I found some stones of our own at the Cemetery the other day!" Lucy said as she popped up, causing everyone to get startled. "LUCY-CHAN!" Sakura complained. "Sorry, sometimes I just can't help it!" Lucy apologized. "Yeah, my younger sister Lucy has a tendency to do these jump scares a lot, and she's incredibly stealthy about it, which adds to her spookiness!" Lincoln said to the Sumos. "You certainly ain't kidding!" Mamoo said, still a little shaken. "Come to think of it, Aoife showed me a Lucha Stone she found herself when she and my mom returned from that Spa day they went to last week." Cianan noted. "Dang, just how many of these things are there?" Frida asked, looking at her changer. "David and I are still studying the footage from the Meteor shower the stones arrived in, it's a little complicated since multiple stones appeared to fall into a couple of the portals that opened up." Lisa noted. "Uh, would it literally be a bad time to tell you that I found a stone myself?" Lori asked as she pulled out a Cerulean-colored Lucha Stone from her pocket, much to everyone's shock. "Where did you find that one, Eldest Sibling?!" Lisa asked in surprise.
"The weirdest thing, it was inside this trophy I had won at a Golf Tournament." Lori said. "That's funny! Benny and I found a couple of stones right after our party gig!" Luan said as she pulled out a Scarlet-colored Lucha Stone from her skirt pocket. "That is weir-" Lincoln said only for the alarm to blare. "Uh oh." Lincoln said, rushing over to the monitor. "Nurikaboom is back, and he's not alone!" He said. That's when everyone saw now only Nurikaboom, but also Stephano, Shibogumon, Akuji, Futaba, and Moroha, already in their Dark Rider forms, plus three large bulky male rock humanoids modeled after different mountains, the first one having a hunchbacked appearance and modeled after the Table Mountain with physical traits of a Gorilla and a South African Warrior, complete with appropriate spear and shield, while having star patterns of the Modern Constellation Mensa on his body (Mensa Zodiarts), the second one having a more upright appearance and modeled after Mount Mainalo with physical traits of the Greek God Pan and an Ancient Greek warrior called a Hoplite, complete with spear and shield, while having star patterns of the Obsolete Constellation Mons Maenalus on his body (Mons Maenalus Zodiarts), and the third one having a proud tall stature and modeled after Mount Fuji with some elements of a Sumo, a Samurai, complete with katana, and an Oni while having Gamma-Ray source patterns of the Gamma-Ray Constellation also known as Mount Fuji on his body (Fujiyama Zodiarts). "Lisa?" Lincoln asked, pointing to the three Zodiarts. "The modern constellation Mensa, modeled after the South African Mountain known as Table Mountain, the obsolete constellation Mons Maenalus, modeled after the Greek Mountain known as Mount Mainalo, and the Gamma Constellation Mount Fuji, modeled after the Japanese mountain of the same, which is better known in it's native language as either Fujiyama or Fuji-san!" Lisa said. "Why 'San'? It's a mountain, not a person!" Aden asked in confusion. "The "san" in this case is not the honorific suffix used with people's names, but the Sino-Japanese reading of the character yama, the Japanese word for "mountain", used in Sino-Japanese compounds!" Lisa explained.
"Who are those guys?" Booma asked, noticing the Dark Riders. "Kamen Riders Weather, Mortem, Armadeiras, Tetra, and Chaeta." Shintomaru said. "Whereas we fight on the side of good, they fight on the side of evil." Lincoln explained. "But why?" Shemo asked in confusion. "Various reasons, Weather and Tetra happen to have personal ties with our main enemy, King Draco, and Tetra and Chaeta are both part of a race of human hating beings called Shadow Angels." Shintomaru said. "What about Mortem and Armadeiras?" Shemo asked. "Mortem is part of a secret organization called 'Foundation X' that has secretly been aiding the enemies of Kamen Riders for years, they're also the ones behind the return of the Zodiarts, who are originally the enemies of Kamen Riders Fourze, Meteor, and Nadeshiko, and Armadeiras is the rider form of a cyborg spider monster, real name Shibogumon, employed by Shocker, another evil organization that's the enemy of the Showa Era Kamen Riders, that was able to transfer his consciousness into a metallic Brazilian Wandering Spider." Shintomaru explained. Of course, Clyde growled angrily at the mention of Shibogumon. "What's with him?" Shemo asked in confusion.
"You see, Clyde-kun was originally born to a tribe of people who worship spiders, but his father was killed before he was born, and his mother decided to give him up for adoption, he met her recently...before Shibogumon killed her." Sakura explained. That made Shemo gasp in shock and appall. "Tell us about it. Unfortunately, the mission to your guys' world is going to have to be put on hold until we handle these guys!" Lincoln said. "That's fine and all, but how do we defeat that Nurikaboom guy, especially since he's far tougher than the bad guys we've fought before?" Mamoo asked. "Yeah! That dude struck a whole rose bush at my butt, and that really stings!" Booma complained. "I believe I may have the solution, if you gentlemen and lady were to give me some time, I will create something that will not only help against Nurikaboom, but also Tardigrande." Lisa said.
"And how exactly are you, a 5-year-old girl, could possibly make something that can help us?" Kimo asked in confusion. "Despite my age, my rather rotund friend, I am incredibly intelligent, triple digit IQ, a doctorate, Nobel Prizes pending, plus I happen to be the one behind the technology that allows the Vectors and Rider Machines to change their sizes, as well as several auxiliary Vectors, although the primary Vectors themselves I cannot lay claim to, unfortunately." Lisa said. "Then, who made the three Vectors that you guys use?" Prima asked. "A peace keeping organization from another world called Neo-DEAVA who sent them as well as Mecha Pollon-chan, who they designed and named after the Winged Hound Pollon, a dog like Shadow Angel who defected from their side, long story, to us as gifts of goodwill." Sakura explained. "In fact, those Shadow Angels we've mentioned are actually from the same world as Neo-DEAVA!" She added.
"Well if the Winged Hound Pollon was as cute as this little guy, it's no wonder they decided to use his image!" Frida said, admiring Mecha Pollon. Mecha-Pollon simply barked in happiness at that. "I know right? But don't let that fool you, once he transforms into the Trinity Buster, woe be to any foe who finds themselves caught in the path of the Sealing Blast!" Sakura said. "Though, the only downside is that the Trinity Buster can only be fired once and needs to recharge itself for at least five minutes or so before it can be fired again, otherwise it would overheat and then explode!" Lisa said. "Yeah. Anyway, we'd better get up there, Lisa, you get to work on whatever it is you were just talking about, once it's finished, bring it straight to the battlefield!" Lincoln said. "Say no more, Brother Unit, I'm on it!" Lisa said before running off to the computer. "Let's go, guys!" Lincoln said.
Up Top...
"Come on, Akuji, how was I supposed to know the Riders, Lucharangers, and Alchemeister would be there, or that those camp grounds were LL's grandfather's?!" Stephano said as he and Akuji were arguing over Terrance's failure. "Try telling that to my superiors who gave me an earful after learning that this project failed!" Akuji said. "In fact, they decided to pass the plans of the new base project over to Shingo Kuwata of the Smash Research Division, just so they get the results they wanted from him!" He added. "So?" Stephano asked. "So?! It means that my superiors practically saw me as incompetent when compared to that Shingo guy, and that makes me feel embarrassed and humiliated! Seriously, I'm already jealous enough that he was able to easily rise through the ranks to become Director of his own division with very little effort despite starting out as a simple scientist while it took me a lot of hard work and effort to get to where I am today, the last thing I needed was him having to take over a project that I was intending to do myself!" Akuji said bitterly.
"Wow, for an organization that doesn't technically exist, you guys are full of drama!" Shintomaru called as the villains looked to see them. "Oh, great! It's you!" Akuji said sarcastically. "By way, did I hear you right? There's a Smash Research Division in Fountain X, and it's lead by Shingo Kuwata of all people?!" Shintomaru asked in annoyance. "Something wrong, Shin-kun?" Sakura asked. "Smash is the term used to describe monsters created by Faust, the original enemies of Kamen Rider Build before all this drama between Touto, Seito, Hokuto, and Evolt took off." Edge explained. "And how exactly are they created?" Aden asked. "They're created when Faust kidnaps people and injects them with Nebula Gas, triggering rapid cell division, turning them into monsters." Shintomaru explained. "Grease's friends Akaba, Aoba, and Kiba, were amongst the people turned into Smash, specifically the Castle, Kuwagata, and Fukuro respectively." Edge said.
"Kuwagata and Fukuro?" Kairos asked in confusion. "Stag Beetle and Owl." Sakura, Shintomaru, and Edge translated. "Oh." Kairos noted. "And who's Shingo Kuwata?" Makros asked. "If it's the same guy, he was a researcher at the Touto Institute of Advanced Matter Physics who transformed into the second Flying Smash, the first one being Reika Kine, long story on that one." Shintomaru said. "As well as a sympathizer of Build's former identity Katsuragi Takumi, long story." Edge said. "That's him alright, the punk has even showed everyone how to make the items Faust agents used to commit suicide rather than being captured which are being mass produced as we speak!" Akuji confirmed. That made Shintomaru and Edge gasp in shock while everyone else is confused. "What kind of items did he just talked about?" Aden asked in confusion. "They're similar to the fullbottles Build uses, but he uses purified ones." Shintomaru said.
"The unpurified ones can be used to either willingly take on the form of a Smash or, by pouring the unrefined Nebula Had contents onto themselves, commit suicide via dissolving themselves alive!" He added, making everyone gasp in horror. "Yeah, but now thanks to you punks, he's getting a project I've been planning for over the last few weeks! So now let me take my frustrations out on you!" Akuji said, pulling out the Mitsuhide Eyecon and loading it into his driver.
Eye! Bacchiri Jaaku! Bacchiri Jaaku!
That caused the Mitsuhide Parka Ghost to appear out of Akuji's driver and floated around him. Akuji then pulled the trigger on his driver.
Kaigan! Mitsuhide! (*Japanese flute music!*) Uragiri no Samurai (Treacherous Samurai) Dai Tōitsu-sha no Hōkai (Downfall of the Great Unifier)! (*Sword slashing, followed by fire burning!*)
As that happened, the Mitsuhide Parka Ghost merged with Akuji in place of his usual Parka Ghost and then lifted up its face form his helmet. Then, Akuji summoned the Gan Gun Reaper, which then folded its blade upwards while Akuji pulled at its handle and opened its main body to reveal a hidden katana blade with the rest of the body becoming a bladed sheath.
Katana Mode!
Moroha then tapped the button on his scythe that partially triggered his Cast Off function. "Cast Off!" He called.
Cast Off! Change Mantis!
Allowing him to enter his Rider form. "Everyone, let's go!" Lincoln said he and the other heroes prepared to transform.
6-7-8-9, Shinobi!
Pearl
Spider On!
"Rider Ninpo! Henshin Mist!/Henshin!/Lucha Power!/Alchemeister!" They all called.
Kamen Ride: Decade!
Ptera! Tricera! Tyranno! Putotyrannosaurus!
With a flash of light, they all transformed. "The Champion sworn to protect humanity at all costs, Kamen Rider LL!" Lincoln called. "The Princess destined to eradicate the darkness of evil with the light of good, Kamen Rider Jewel!" Sakura called. "The Spider Warrior from Africa, chosen by Kwaku Anansi himself! Kamen Rider Anansi!" Clyde announced. "Like the phoenix from the ashes, I am reborn! Protector of worlds, Kamen Rider Neo-Decade!" Shintomaru called. "Also reborn from death, the Core Medal user with the desire to protect everyone, Kamen Rider Neo-OOO!" Edge called.
"Storm Power, LuchaPurple!"
"Sound Power, LuchaBlue!"
"Metal Power, LuchaRed!
"Sand Power, LuchaGreen!"
"Crystal Power, LuchaPink!"
"Mind Power, LuchaYellow!"
"Solar Power, LuchaGold!"
"Lunar Power, LuchaSilver!"
"Energy Power, LuchaCyan!"
"Matter Power, LuchaOrange!"
"Magnet Power, LuchaMagnet!"
"Spirit Power, LuchaAmber!"
"Alchemy Power, LuchaVermillion!"
"Nature Power, LuchaTeal!"
"Luck Power, LuchaIndigo!"
"Dream Power, LuchaLavender!"
"Venom Power, LuchaMagenta!"
"Gas Power, LuchaBrown!"
"Strength Power, LuchaBronze!"
"Speed Power, LuchaCopper!"
"Space Power, LuchaCrimson!"
"Aurora Power, LuchaMarigold!"
"Illusion Power, LuchaTitanium!"
"Time Power, LuchaNavy!"
"Star Power, LuchaCeleste!"
"Mountain Power, LuchaGray!"
"Gravity Power, LuchaPlatinum!"
"Guardian spirits awaken and unite! Alebrije Sentai!" Ronnie Anne chanted. "Lucharanger!" They all called. "Alchemic Knight! Alchemeister!" Aden announced. "El Tigre!" Manny announced. "Albino Burrito!" Davi announced. "Cyber Sumo!" Toshiro announced. "Why don't we have cool role calls?" Booma asked. "In truth, I seriously doubt we could pull something like that off." Mamoo said. "Eh, good point!" Booma noted. "By the way, I was wondering, Makros I can understand, but why do Yui and Subaru have tails?" He asked. "Well, for me, it's actually because I'm a Gurrugan!" Makros said. "What's a Gurrugan?" Kimo asked in confusion. "A race of beings resembling Kangaroos from the planet Straya." Makros explained. "Wait a second, does that mean you're actually an alien?!" Booma asked in shock. "That seems to be the term used by the people of Earth to describe beings from another planet, so yes." Makros said. "Then, why are you here on Earth in the first place?" Mamoo asked. "Straya is under the tyrannical rule of the Animarius Empire, I came to Earth to find a way to free them, then this whole thing with that shockwave happened, and well you get the idea." Makros explained.
"Yikes!" Booma said. "What about you guys? What planet are you from?" He asked Yui and Subaru. "No, we're both from Earth, it's just that I have a Kitsune, meaning Nine Tailed Fox, as one of my ancestors while Subaru-kun has a Tanuki, as in a magical Japanese Raccoon Dog, as one of his." Yui explained. "Wait, your ancestors are magical animals?" Mamoo asked, all weirded out. "The Kitsune and Tanuki are both shape shifters, so they took on human forms before they did anything like that with our human ancestors." Subaru said. "Still though!" Mamoo said. "Say, are those really big oranges that you're hiding in the front of your pants?" Booma asked, pointing at Subaru. "Oranges?" Subaru asked before looking down and then blushing brightly underneath his helmet as he covered his crotch with his Tanuki tail. "These Are Not Oranges! They're My Kintama!" Subaru said in embarrassment. "Kintama? As in...?" Kimo asked. "Yep! Male Tanuki are known for having really big Kintama, and the male members of my father's side of the family tend to inherit that along with the ears and tail when they reach a certain age, usually 12 or 13, though sometimes at late as 14 or as early as 10, while the females only get the ears and tail! For obvious reasons, this part of our Tanuki heritage incredibly embarrassing for us, not to mention it's our biggest weak point, as getting struck down there would put us in so much pain that we fall unconscious for one whole hour!" Subaru explained in embarrassment. "You mean like this?!" Fujiyama asked as he literally kicked Subaru in the crotch, much to the latter's chagrin. "Nidoto... Nai! (Not... Again!)" Subaru said in pain and agony before instantly falling to the ground unconscious (*CLASSIC SUPER MARIO BROS DEATH SOUND EFFECT!*).
"SUBARU!" Adelaide said in fright upon seeing what happened to her boyfriend before tossing an incredibly large moonblast like ball at the Gamma Zodiarts, sending him back several feet. "Of course, there are advantages for the girls in his family as well, see, the human forms our ancestors took were both incredibly endowed girls, and because of that, the girls in both our families tend to be early bloomers, seriously just look at my cousin Himawari and his cousin Tsubaki." Yui said, holding up pictures of the two on her phone. "Whoa! I can clearly see that!" Mamoo said. "Yeah, of course, the reason I'm well-endowed myself despite being eight years old is because of Aya-neechan's beauty enhancement potion, which normally only works on girls at ages 10 and above, but because I started puberty early, it not only gave me big breasts, but also allowed me to gain my fox ears and tail a lot earlier than the rest of my family!" Yui explained.
"Plus as an added bonus, while it normally takes a Kitsune 1,000 years to grow all 9 tails, or 100 years in the case of my family, according to Aya-neechan, the potion has made it so I'll get all 9 in about 16 months as these are just part of the magic our changers use to age myself, Carl-kun, Adelaide-chan, and Subaru-kun up when we become Lucharangers!" She added. "Question, why do the four of you age yourselves up while the others don't need to?" Booma asked. "You'd have to talk to AkaRed about that." Adelaide said. She then used her Healing Moon ability to heal Subaru, causing him to slowly wake up. *Groan* "I have got to talk to AkaRed-san about putting a cup or an abdominal guard in this thing!" He said. "Shouldn't your older brother Katashi have one that he can give you?" Adelaide asked. "Unfortunately, no, on the account that no cup or abdominal guard available can actually fit the males of my family, if you know what I mean!" Subaru said in embarrassment.
"Seriously, Tsu-neechan doesn't know how well she has it being female!" He said. That made the Sumos and Adelaide wince at Subaru's misery. "Perhaps we'd ask AkaRed to give you a custom-made cup or abdominal guard for your Lucharanger suit after this battle is over!" Adelaide said to her boyfriend. "You might also want to make sure the enemy is out of earshot next time you mention that unfortunate weak spot." Lisa said over the communicator while continuing to work on something. "Duly Noted!" Subaru noted sheepishly. That's when Fujiyama staggered back to the battlefield, and was very unhappy. "That does it, now I'm mad!" Fujiyama declared before the top of his head erupted and spewed out of boiling hot lava at the heroes. "Where's Owlatursa when you need her?!" Lunastura asked as they dodged this. "Yeah! I thought Mount Fuji is, well, a mountain, not a volcano!" Adelaide complained.
"A lot of volcanoes have mountain in the name, Mt Vesuvius, Mt Saint Helens, in Fuji's case, it's technically active, but hasn't erupted in over 300 years." Lisa said. That last part made everyone gulp in worry. "Yeah." Lisa said. "Now you've gone and done it!" Mensa said. "You've made our big bro blow his top, literally and figuratively!" Mons Maenalus said. "You three Zodiarts are brothers?" Carl asked in confusion. Aya looked at their auras. "They most certainly are brothers, of mixed heritages, that is, since their mother being African American and their father being half-Greek/half-Japanese! Mensa, Mons Maenalus, and Fujiyama, real names Tafelberg, Orestes, and Kazan Yamakado, are collectively known as the Mountain Brothers, mostly because their individual names and shared last name are associated with mountains, or volcanos in Kazan's case, and they are known for mugging and robbing people on various different mountain hike trails all around the world while disguised as hills, bushes, or rocks, though without killing the people they come across, mostly out of fear giving law enforcements bigger reasons to come after them!" Aya said upon reading the three Zodiarts's auras.
"Wait, you three seriously never actually killed another human being, even before you all joined Foundation X?" Akuji asked the Mountain Brothers in annoyance and confusion. "Well, yeah! I mean, we prefer knocking people unconscious long enough for us to get away, cause leaving a dead person behind can make things rather suspicious enough for the police and Interpol to try to catch us! And even at his angriest, our big bro only goes as far as beating somebody to a bloody pulp without causing a fatality!" Mensa explained. "Besides, the only things we ever actually killed before are deer, wild boars, and pheasants, along with the occasional salmon and trout, and that's mainly for survival reasons since we spend a lot of our time in the wilderness and all, though their meat is quite delicious when cooked right!" Mons Maenalus explained. Akuji facepalmed at this as Lisa walked in carrying a briefcase. "Hey, Lisa! What's with the briefcase?" Booma asked in confusion.
"This, my weirdly rear end obsessed friend, is my latest project, what I believe will give you the edge over Nurikaboom and Tardigrande." Lisa said, opening the case, revealing four bracelets, one black with the kanji for 'Truth' (真) on it, one red with the kanji for 'Honor' (名誉), one blue with the kanji for 'Peace' (平和 ), and one purple with all three kanji. "You're giving us bracelets?" Mamoo asked in confusion. "These are special bracelets, just put them on your wrists and tap the Kanji symbol on them to see what I mean!" Lisa said. "Okay, if you say so!" Kimo said the Sumos put the bracelets on. They then tapped the symbols as instructed. As soon as that happened tiny colored nanobots swarmed out of the bracelets and gathered themselves onto the Sumos' bodies, first forming the gray undersuits before then forming colored high-tech samurai armor, capes, and helmets (Black for Mamoo, Red for Kimo, Blue for Booma, and Purple for Shemo) made to fit their rotund body shapes (though Shemo's armor includes a chestplate made to fit onto her large breasts and her helmet also included yak horns on the sides like her usual helmet) and having their bracelets' respective kanji decorated onto the top their helmets. Plus, they each gained a pair of war flags on their backs, kind of like Gaim's Kachidoki Arms, that also had their bracelets' respective kanji decorated on them, as well as katanas attached to the sides of their belts.
"Nice work, Lisa-chan! Although, did you have to make Booma-san's like that?!" Sakura asked, noticing that Booma's butt wasn't covered by the armor or undersuit. "With how obsessed he is with that, I figured he'd appreciate it." Lisa shrugged. "Normally, I would, but, with how many times my butt has been attacked today, I think it needs all the protection it can get!" Booma said. "Ain't that right, buddy?" He asked his butt while rubbing it. Everyone on both sides gave him weirded looks. "How do you think we feel, we have to live with this!" Kimo said. "True, in that case, let me see yours real quick." Lisa said, doing some modifications on Booma's bracelt. "And there." She said, tapping the symbol again, allowing armor to finish covering. "Whew! Thanks! Now me and my butt are ready to rumble!" Booma said. "I am also working on a new Vector, but it's still in the planning stage." Lisa said. "Is it for us?" Kimo asked. "Indeed it is." Lisa said. "Sweet!" Booma said.
Shintomaru's phone started ringing. "Ah, now what does Daiki wan-oh, it's Takeru this time." He said, pulling out his phone and seeing Kamen Rider Ghost on the ID. "What could Takeru-sempai want at a time like this?" Sakura asked in confusion. "Hold on, let me check. Moshi moshi?" Shintomaru asked. "Hey, Shintomaru!" Takeru answered from the phone. "Hey Takeru, we're kind of in the middle of something." Shintomaru said. "Oh, Gomen! But, it's something important that you need to see!" Takeru said. "What?" Shintomaru asked. "Well, to give you a hint, it has something to do with the Einstein Eyecon we've obtained a while ago!" Takeru said. "Really? Interesting." Shintomaru said. "I'd better see this myself!" He added as he opened up an Aurora Curtain. "I'll be right back, min'na!" Shintomaru said, walking through the curtain, with Stella following behind him. "That was weird." Aurachnid noted. "Okay, now can we get back to fighting before we have any more interruptions?!" Nurikaboom asked impatiently, right before everyone heard the sound of an old man falling from the sky. "Oh No! Not Again!" Nurikaboom complained, right before an old thin man with blue skin and a long beard that covers his entire torso (making it very difficult for everyone to tell if was wearing clothes underneath his beard or not) and wearing sandals on his feet fell right on top of the Nurikabe Animarius.
"Oy, that was embarrassing!" He said. "Wisdom-san!" The sumos recognized. "Boys?! You're alive!" The old man, identified as Wisdom-san, said in relief before the Sumos went up and hugged him. "Oof! It's good to see you too!" Wisdom-san said in minor pain before the Sumos picked him up, brought him over to the heroes' side, and then gently put him down. Wisdom-san then took notice of Shemo. "Ah, so you must be my boys' missing sister Shemo, huh? Prima wrote about all you in her more recent letters!" Wisdom-san said. "Indeed! It's nice to finally meet you, Wisdom-san!" Shemo said before bowing. "By the way, why are you all wearing samurai armor and who is everyone else here?!" Wisdom-san asked upon noticing the Sumos wearing their high-tech samurai armor and also noticing everybody else. "It's a bit of long story, Wisdom-san!" Kimo said. "What are you doing here?" Mamoo asked. "Oh, well, it's not much of a long story, but it goes like this!" Wisdom-san started explaining.
Cue Flashback
Wisdom-san was seen meditating high up on the top of a tall grassy hill. However, his meditation was interrupted by a terrible vision of his adopted sons falling through the portal, much to his own horror. "My boys are in danger!" He realized. Waisting no time, Wisdom-san got up, ran down the hill and across the meadow, stopped at a nearby highway, and then yelled "TAXI!", prompting a nearby taxi to screech to a halt next to him. "Where to, sir?" The driver asked as Wisdom-san got into the passenger seat and put on the seat belt. "Generic City, And Step On It!" Wisdom-san answered. Soon, he arrived in Generic City just in time to see Tardigrande attacking the apartment building the Sumos live in as all the inhabitants ran screaming like little girls! Heck, even the resident Cockroaches ran for their lives as the building was demolished by the giant Tardigrade monster.
Pause Flashback...
"If Tardigrande is attacking our apartment building, we really have no time to lose!" Mamoo said. "Yeah, if we don't hurry back, our landlady will raise our rent to cover the damages...again!" Booma said.
Resume Flashback...
"What in the World is this Monstrosity?!" Wisdom-san asked in shock and confusion. "That is Tardigrande!" Miss Mister said as Wisdom-san looked up to see Bad Inc. "Bad Inc! Tell me what you've done to my sons this ins-" Wisdom-san started saying only for Gremlock to use his Dimension Hopper to open a portal beneath his feet, causing him to fall through.
End Flashback...
"Next thing I know, I land on this guy!" Wisdom-san said. Unbeknownst to anyone, one of Lujuria's messenger bats was nearby and recorded the whole thing before smirking and flying off. "That must have been harrowing for you, Wisdom-san!" Sakura said. "Oh it was!" Wisdom-san said. "Okay, now can we back to the fighting?!" Nurikaboom asked impatiently. Before anyone could answer, the Aurora Curtain opened back up and seven Parka Ghosts flew out of it and attacked the enemies. "What's with all the flying parkas?" Booma asked in confusion. "Those are the Parka Ghosts used by Takeru-sempai, Makoto-sempai, Alain-sempai, and Kanon-sempai!" Sakura said, recognizing some of them, one of which, clearly the Nobunaga one, glaring at Akuji's Mitsuhide Damashii. "THERE YOU ARE, YOU TRAITOR!" The Nobunaga Parka Ghost angrily yelled, caused Akuji's Mitsuhide Damashii to start sweating bullets nervously.
"What's that one's problem?" Kimo asked. "That one contains the spirit of Oda Nobunaga, a Japanese Daimyo known as the Great Unifier, and the one Mortem is using is Akechi Mitsuhide, who was once a retainer of Nobunaga...before he betrayed Nobunaga, leading to the latter committing seppuku." Lisa explained. That made the Sumos gasp in shock and anger, especially Kimo. "That's the most dishonorable thing I've ever heard!" Kimo said angrily. "It's The Ultimate Rudeness, One That I Absolutely Despise!" Toshiro said angrily. "Yeah." Lisa said as Shintomaru walked through the Aurora Curtain.. "You guys aren't going to believe this!" He said. "What's not to believe?" Aurachnid asked.
Kamen Riders Ghost, Specter, Necrom, and Kanon Specter walked through the curtain accompanied by Edith, the current head priest of the Tenkuji Temple, and two others, the first one being a young 12-year-old Japanese American boy with spikey blonde hair while wearing a white T-shirt with grey shorts, white short socks, and blue sneakers, and the other one being a young 12-year-old Japanese girl with medium-length black hair tied in twin tails while wearing a pink tank top decorated with a heart in the center with a white miniskirt, medium white socks, and red Mary Jane flat shoes. "N-Nani? Yoichi?!" Akuji asked in shock upon recognizing the 12 year old boy. "Huh?" Everyone asked in confusion. "Apparently this...is his ototo." Shintomaru said.
"Ototo? As in "Younger Brother"?!" Aden asked in shock. "Yep." Shintomaru said before Aden noticed the girl and started walking over to her, only to be blocked by Shintomaru. "I'll save you the trouble, she's his girlfriend." Shintomaru said. "Oh. Sorry! I didn't realize that!" Aden said sheepishly. "Bro, right now, your best shot Is with Dani, and she's not even from this world." Azalee said. That made Aden blush in embarrassment. "She has A point there." Edge said with a chuckle. "Et tu, Edge?" Aden asked in embarrassment. "How Are You Even Here?! You're Supposed To Be Dead!" Akuji asked in horror and confusion. "Toshiko-chan rescued me from the Fire you left me to die in after killing our parents!" Yoichi said. That last part made everyone gasp in shock and horror.
"Oh snap!" Frida said. "How could you, Oniichan?" Yoichi asked, starting to cry. "How Could You Kill Our Mama and Papa, Especially Since They Loved You As Much As Me?!" He asked loudly before crying loudly. That prompted Toshiko to hug Yoichi in order to calm him down. "Because they knew too much! They found out about my criminal activities in Foundation X after finding my notes in my old room and threatened to report me to the police, which is bad for me because Foundation X isn't supposed to be known to the public! If I had let that happen, everything that I've worked very hard on would be ruined! So, in order to maintain my secrecy from the authorities and the public, they had to die!" Akuji said in a dark bitter tone. "This guy was able to help out with that." He said, holding up the Al Capone Eyecon.
"As for you, well, let's be honest here, I despise you, see you as an annoyance, even feel envious of you, because while it took me years as I had worked hard on my way up the school system to enter college and then graduate with a scholar's degree, you were able to skip enough grades because of your higher than average IQ that you've been able to enter college at age eight and graduate at age twelve, which frustrated and infuriated me to no end! And, besides, you were bound to find out about my secret sooner or later anyways, so I'd thought that leaving you trapped in our old house while it was set ablaze would be enough to get rid of you for good and destroy the evidence in one fell swoop!" Akuji explained. "I can't believe this! YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF AN ONIICHAN?!" Sakura asked angrily.
"Oh, please! Did you really think that I wanted to be an older brother? NO! I actually liked being an only child, especially since I can have all the attention to myself! But, unfortunately, against my wishes, my idiotic parents went and made Yoichi when I was 16 years old, which means a lot of the attention got diverted to him instead of me, I was expected to look after him when they go off somewhere, even though I had other plans for myself, and would be threatened with being grounded if I try to refuse!" Akuji complained. "I'm sure your brother felt some resentment." He added, making Sakura gasp in shock. "DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY ONIICHAN LIKE THAT! HE LOVED ME! HE CONSIDERED ME HIS FAVORITE BIRTHDAY PRESENT! AND ONCE WE FIND THE SOULS OF THE OTOTO AND IMOTO CERBERION KILLED BEFORE THEY COULD BE BORN AND USE EURY-SAN AND ELECTRA-CHAN'S POWERS TO REVIVE THEM, I WILL BE AN ONEECHAN THAT WOULD MAKE HIM PROUD!" Sakura said angrily.
"Reviving them? Uh Oh! Cousin Cerberion isn't going to be happy about this!" Nurikaboom said in worry. "I DON'T CARE WHAT MAKES THAT GUY HAPPY!" Sakura said angrily. "What's she talking about?" Mamoo asked. "Two of our Alebrije friends have powers over life and death, and when they mix their powers, they can revive a deceased being." Ronnie Anne explained. "Yeah, they were quite helpful with turning Zebra Donkey from a Zombie to a normal living animal!" Frida said as a flashback occurred, where Electrangiconia and Euryzinophis were using their powers on Zebra Donkey. "Although there wasn't really that much of a difference." She admitted as Zebra Donkey brayed and his ears flicked without falling off. "Oh, Zebra Donkey, you're finally back to normal!" Principal Tonino said as Zebra Donkey went and licked man's face like a dog, right before the flashback had ended.
"Still cute, though!" Frida noted with a chuckle. "Anyway, what are you doing here, Yoichi?" Akuji asked as Yoichi summoned a driver similar to the one Takeru uses and pulling out an Eyecon similar to the Ore Eyecon but with the symbol being colored Cyan with slightly bigger eyes and having the word 'Yurei' on the top. "Henshin." Yoichi called, dropping the Eyecon in his driver.
Eye! Bacchiri Booyah! Bacchiri Booyah!
That caused a new Parka Ghost, resembling a cyan version of Takeru's Parka Ghost but with three wisp horns instead of one, to be summoned out of the driver's single eye. Yoichi then pulled the lever.
Kaigan! Boku (Boyish Japanese pronoun for "I" or "We")! Good To Go! Kakugo! Yuki no Ghost (Courageous Ghost)!
That caused Yoichi to gain his own Transient Suit, which was black-and-cyan with a three-horned eye symbol on his chest, right before his Parka Ghost merged with him, the same way that Takeru, Makoto, Alain, and Kanon's Parka Ghosts do, and lifted up its face to form his helmet, which resembles his Eyecon's symbol with three Wisp horns on his forehead. Afterwards, he lifted up his hood. "Kamen Rider Yurei!" Yoichi said. "Yurei?" Kairos asked in confusion. "A Japanese word that means 'Ghosts'." Sakura explained. "And he's not the only one!" Toshiko said, summoning a Ghost Driver and pulling out an Eyecon of her own. Like Yoichi, her Eyecon is also similar to Takeru's Ore Eyecon, albeit colored Yellow with smaller eyes and visible feminine eyelashes while having the word "Josei" on the bottom. Toshiko then placed it in her driver.
Eye! Bacchiri Heiwa! Bachiri Heiwa!
That caused another new Parka Ghost, resembling a yellow version of Takeru's Parka Ghost but more feminine in shape with four wisp horns instead of one and having pinkish hearts on the shoulders and chest area, to be summoned out of the driver's single eye. Toshiko then pulled the lever.
Kaigan! Atashi (a feminine Japanese pronoun for "I" or "We")! Pretty Go! Kakugo! Aijo no Ghost (Loving Ghost)!
That caused Toshiko to gain her own Transient Suit, which was black-and-cyan with a four-horned eye symbol on her chest, right before her Parka Ghost merged with her and lifted up its face to form her helmet, which resembles her Eyecon's symbol with four Wisp horns on her forehead. She then lifted up her hood. "Kamen Rider Josei!" Toshiko called. "Josei?" Makros asked in confusion. "A Japanese term that means "women" or "female", depending on the context. Funnily enough, it can also refer to a category of manga, as in Japanese comics, that are marketed towards adult women." Lisa explained. "Takeru-sempai, how is this possible?" Sakura asked. "Apparently, those two once managed to sneak into one of Foundation X's facilities, where they not only found hundreds of Heroic Eyecons locked up in various storage containers, but also two Driver prototypes, a few new Ghost Gadgets, and even a weapon that can apparently allow Parka Ghosts to be summoned outside of transformations!" Takeru explained. "That last thing would explain why I'm seeing the Parka Ghosts in action like that!" Edge noted. "Wait a minute! *GASP!* WHY YOU LITTLE THIEVES! YOU WERE THOSE MEDDLING KIDS THAT SNUCK INTO MY FACILITY, BROKE THE HEROIC EYECONS FREE, AND STOLEN THE PROTOTYPES FOR MY DRIVER, SOME GHOST GADGETS, AND EVEN THE EYECON LAUNCHER!" Akuji angrily yelled after realizing that it was Yoichi and Toshiko that snuck into his Eyecon Research Division's facility in the first place.
"So? You killed our parents and left me to die!" Yoichi reminded him. "That still doesn't explain how you two managed to sneak into my facility so easily, let alone find it to begin with, especially since it was supposed to be hidden from the public!" Akuji said. "Apparently, your security was so lax, that even a rat, a bat, and a cockroach can easily sneak in without detection! As for how we found that facility in the first place, while we were on the run, we happened to have some help from one heroic Eyecon that managed to escape that place on her own and found us on her way out before leading us to your facility, which, ironically, was hidden under a cemetery of all places!" Toshiko explained. Suddenly a red and black eyecon with a symbol resembling a goggled helmet themed after a seven-spotted ladybug with the word 'Tackle' on top floated out of the belt Toshiko held her Eyecons on. "That Eyecon would be me, if you must know!" The Eyecon said in a young woman's voice.
"Wait a minute that design, the word 'Tackle', are you Stronger's sidekick, the Denpa Ningen?" Edge asked in surprise. That caused the Eyecon in question to gain Edge's attention. "Hai! That I am!" She answered, much to the confusion of those that don't know about her. "Explanation, please!" Aurachnid said. "Kamen Rider Stronger, Jo Shigeru, and the Denpa Ningen, or Electro Wave Human, Tackle, Misaki Yuriko, two humans that were turned into cyborgs with electrical powers by the evil organization Black Satan, they fought them together, and when Black Satan was defeated, continued to work together against the Delza Army until Tackle gave her life to save Stronger from being poisoned by the evil Dr. Kate, which would forever haunt Stronger and pushed him to undergo surgery in order attain the even more powerful, and dangerous, Charge Up form." Shintomaru explained.
That last part caused the Tackle Eyecon to lower as if she was sulking. "Oh, sorry to bring that one up!" Shintomaru apologized. "It's okay, sempai!" Toshiko said. "But how did you become an eyecon?" Edge asked. "Foundation X found a piece of my suit and used their combined necromancy and technology to do it." Tackle explained. "As soon as I was out of the assembly line and put in one of the storage containers, I was able to will myself to float up and then break through the thing, which was easy considering one of workers forgot to lock my container beforehand, before I was able to sneak out through the vents and into the secret elevator that leads to a hidden entrance from within a mausoleum of all places!" She added. "*GROAN!* Looks like I'm going to be firing some incompetents when this is over!" Akuji complained with a facepalm.
"Too bad!" Toshiko said as she and Yoichi each pulled out, activated, and inserted an Eyecon (Toshiko's being crimson in color and having a symbol resembling the image of a Japanese longbow that had a mitsudomoe (a swirl symbol consisting of three comma-like symbols known as Tomoe) inside the string loop and two downward katanas at its sides with the word 'Tomoe' on the bottom and the kanji '巴' (Tomoe) on the top while Yoichi's was golden yellow in color and had a symbol resembling a straight lighting bolt and two black open hands with the word 'Raiden' on the bottom and the kanji '雷電' (Raiden, meaning 'Thunder and Lightning') on the top) into their drivers.
Eye! Bacchiri Booyah!/Heiwa!
That caused two new Parka Ghosts to fly out of their Drivers, with the first one resembling crimson-colored feminine samurai armor with several mitsudomoe decorating parts of the body and having a quiver of arrows and a longbow on the back and a katana on the lower left side, while the other one actually looks less like a parka and more like a big golden yellow Sumo-shaped Mech suit, complete with big metal arms and legs and a big metallic belly, with the kanji '雷電' decorated on the skirt armor where the Mawashi should be and lightning bolt patterns on the arms, legs, and body while the head looks like a particular Parka Ghost decorated with a chonmage (Sumo's top knot hairstyle) and lightning bolt marks.
Kaigan! Raiden! *Gong Sound!* Murui Rikishi (Peerless Rikishi)! Sumotori Legacy! Dosukoi! *Thunderclap!*
Kaigan! Tomoe! *Serene Japanese Flute Music!* Sen no Kachi no Aru Senshi (A Warrior Worth A Thousand)! Onna-Musha Monogatari (Tale of the Onna-Musha)! *War Horse Neighing, followed by Blades Clashing!*
That caused the crimson Parka Ghost, identified as the Tomoe Parka Ghost, to merge with Toshiko in place of her personal Parka Ghost and lifted her face upwards to reveal a new helmet with the image seen on the Tomoe Eyecon while keeping her four Wisp Horns. At the same time, the Sumo-themed mech, now identified as the Raiden Parka Ghost, had his chest, belly, upper arms, and upper legs open up like panels to allow Yoichi to enter it while his personal Parka Ghost dissipated, right before the panels closed around Yoichi and had the Raiden Parka Ghost's head set over Yoichi's helmet as the Parka Ghost's face lifted up to reveal a new helmet with the image the image seen on the Raiden Eyecon with three large lightning bolt-themed Wisp Horns on the forehead.
Everyone not familiar with Japanese history blinked on confusion. "Okay, who exactly are Tomoe and Raiden?" Aurachnid asked in confusion. "Based on the jingle, I'd say the Tomoe Damashii is based off Tomoe Gozen, an Onna-Musha, or female warrior of pre modern Japan, said to have served under the Samurai lord Minamoto no Yoshitaka, during the Battle of Awazu, which was part of the Genpei War and lead to the establishment of the Shogunate. Sadly, Tomoe's tale did not end in triumph. Some sources say, after Yoshitaka's death, she fled and became a reclusive Buddhist nun until the age of 90. Others claimed that she was held captive as a concubine by a man named Wada Yoshimori, with whom she had a son, who would be known as the legendary strongman Asahina Saburo Yoshihide. A few other tales suggested that she became a nun after her kidnapper-turned-husband died. Unfortunately, nobody knows the true ending to her tale!" Lisa said. "It's...complicated." A voice called from the Tomoe Damashii. "What about the one used by Yoichi?" Clyde asked.
"Judging by the jingle, and the fact that he looks more like a sumo-themed mech suit and than a Parka, I'd say the Raiden Damashii is based on Raiden Tameemon, a Japanese sumo wrestler from the city of Tōmi, in the Nagano Prefecture. He is considered one of the greatest rikishi in history, since, to this day, he holds the record for best top division win ratio of all time, although he was never promoted to yokozuna." Lisa explained, though the Sumo Brothers, especially Kimo, groaned at the mention of the word 'Yokozuna'. While everyone who didn't know what that word meant blinked in confusion. "Yokozuna, or Grand Champion, is the highest rank a Sumo Wrestler can achieve." Reizouko explained. "Don't remind me!" Kimo said in complaint. "Why, what's wrong?" Edge asked. "In truth, there was this one time when Wisdom-san promoted Kimo to the rank of Yokozuna, even gifting him with a golden mawashi." Mamoo said.
"But, unfortunately, it came with a rule book about Sumo Law, one of those laws stating that a Yokozuna cannot fight alongside Sumos of a lesser rank, which made it difficult for all three of us to fight against a giant green Hair Gel Monster!" Booma said. "Eventually, however, I decided to give up the Yokozuna title, even tearing off the Golden Mawashi, still wearing my red one underneath, and join my brothers in defeating it!" Kimo said. "Plus, we destroyed the monster with the use Golden Mawashi, since it was set to self-destruct after I've disobeyed Sumo Law anyway!" He added. "Though, truthfully, the end result was a huge mess of hair gel that covered the entire city, I kid you not!" Mamoo said. "EWWWWWWW!" Everyone said in disgust. "Fortunately, as I explained to Kimo, the whole Yokozuna thing was just a test, to see if he would understand that we're all winners and that it's important to help his friends when they are in need! In other words, he passed the test with flying colors! Though, for some reason, when I awarded him the title of Yokuzuna for real and gave him a new Golden Mawashi, one without the self-destruct mechanism this time, he became frightened to the point of running away through the wall, literally!" Wisdom-san said. "Well, after all that trouble he's been through during your little test, as I can see through Kimo's aura, I'd say he's somewhat traumatized by that event and doesn't want to become a Yokozuna anytime soon!" Aya said after reading Kimo's aura.
"Yeah, that probably wasn't my best idea." Wisdom-san admitted. "Well, while it's true that I never became a Yokozuna myself, I know for a fact that there is actually no rule against Yokozuna fighting alongside Sumos of lower ranks, not to mention that the award for becoming a Yokozuna isn't a Golden Mawashi, but a braided rope called a Tsuna, which similar in appearance to the Shimenawa or "enclosing rope" used to mark off sacred areas in Shinto shrines, that would be worn around the waist, as the name Yokozuna literally means "horizontal rope" and, like the shimenawa, the Tsuna serves to purify and mark off its content! Plus, unlike all other sumo ranks, a yokozuna cannot be demoted, but instead be expected to retire if he can no longer compete at the peak of the sport, or in some cases is deemed to have not upheld the dignity of the rank!" A voice from the Raiden Damashii explained. "And don't get me started on the hurdles one needs to go through in order to achieve the rank." The voice added. "Probably best not to question it, Raiden-san, especially since these guys are from another world." Shintomaru said. "Fair point." The Raiden Damashii admitted.
"I do have one question, Raiden-san, how come you look like a big Sumo-themed mech suit instead of a Parka like the other Parka Ghosts?" Sakura asked. "Good question! I think my form was modified this way because of the fact that I'm a Sumo and all!" The Raiden Damashii said. "Come to think of it, why didn't you achieve that rank?" Aurachnid asked. "There are several theories, such as the 19th Yoshida Oikaze only intending to give two Yokozuna licenses and no more, and clan politics involving his sponsor Daimyo Matsudaira Harusato being a descendant of Yuki Hideyasu, while the Yoshida family supporting the Hosokawa Clan." Lisa said. "It's...complicated." Raiden admitted. "So, what about him?" Aurachnid asked, pointing at Edith.
"This is Edith." Makoto said. "He's the former magistrate and scientist of the Gamma, who guided Takeru under the guise of a sage named Sennin!" He added. "Sennin?" Clyde asked in confusion. "It means "Sage" or "Hermit"!" Shintomaru answered. "Now he's the head monk over at the Tenkuji Temple." Takeru said. "Okay, I guess! Anything else about him?" Aurachnid asked. "He's actually a Kamen Rider called Dark Ghost, well, the second one to bear that title." Shintomaru said. "Dark Ghost?!" Everyone asked in confusion. "You met Dark Kiva, right? It's kind of like that." Edith said. "Except, well, the first one to bear the title of Dark Ghost, Alain's deceased older brother Argos, wasn't benevolent in the slightest!" He added. Alain tensed at the mention of his brother but Kanon placed a comforting hand on her husband's shoulder. "*Groan!* Argos, I remember! He hunted down and captured me and many other historical figures in the Island of Eyecons to create something called the Extremer Driver, which turned him into a worse Dark Rider called Kamen Rider Extremer!" The Raiden Damashii complained.
"I apologize for any trouble he or anyone else from my family caused you." Alain said. "How did Argos become Dark Ghost in the first place, though?" Aurachnid asked. "That was actually my fault! See, sometime after Argos died, I secretly made an Eyecon based on Argos's soul, which resurrected him! I then granted him a Ghost Driver, allowing him to transform into Dark Ghost. Afterwards , I sent him on a mission to collect the 15 Hero Ghost Eyecons and connect their hearts, while entrusting my friend Daigo Fukami to guide him! However, Argos learned that mine and Daigo's true intention was not to revive him, but to collect the Eyecons for us to stop the Gamma invasion of Earth with the Great Eye's power! Needless to say, he did not take it very well, and that's what motivated him to collect 100 Heroic Eyecons for himself in the first place!" Edith said in shame.
That made the heroes groan with a facepalm. "Yeah, anyway, care to join us, Edith-san?" Shintomaru asked. "Gladly!" Edith said as he revealed his own Ghost Driver and then placed the Dark Ghost Eyecon into it!
Eye! Batchiri Mina! Batchiri Mina!
"Rider... Henshin!" Edith said as he made a pose similar to Kamen Rider Ichigo while the Dark Parka Ghost flew out of his Drivet, right before he then pulled the lever.
Kaigan! Dark Rider! Yami no chikara! Warui yatsura! (*Bell chimes!*)
That caused Edith to gain his own Transient Suit before the Dark Parka Ghost merged with him and lifted up its face for form his helmet, which had white sinister-looking version of Kamen Rider Ghost's face and a single Wisp Horn, becoming Kamen Rider Dark Ghost. "It doesn't matter how many of you there are!" Nurikaboom said. He then went and stomped the ground like he did last time. "Not this time! Rider Ninpo, Time Freeze!" Lincoln called, stopping time and quickly making his allies swap places with the Dark Riders as the sixty seconds expired. "Huh? What happened?" Shibogumon asked in confusion. Before he, Akuji, Stephano, Futaba, and Moroha got hit by Nurikaboom's attack. That caused Shibogumon to get sent flying while Akuji, Futaba, and Moroha were the only ones that managed to get away in time. "Oops!" Nurikaboom said. "Watch where you're stepping, you idiot!" Akuji complained. "Sorry!" Nurikaboom said.
"What was that about?" Yoichi asked in confusion. "In this form, I can freeze time for 60 seconds, with it, I did a little switcharoo!" Lincoln explained. "Also, as his name would suggest, Nurikaboom had ability to produce explosions by a stomp from his feet!" Sakura added. "Oh, that makes sense." Toshiko said. "Yeah, you can clearly see that! By the way, Jewel, just so you know, my Cousin Cerberion specifically warned me not to harm you again, lest he destroys my Soul Core, if you know what I mean!" Nurikaboom said. Sakura shuddered at that. "Who's Cerberion?" Toshiko asked. "The Cerberus Animarius behind the deaths of my Mama, Papa, Oniichan, and unborn Ototo and Imoto!" Sakura explained. That made Yoichi and Toshiko, plus Wisdom-san and Edith, gasp in shock. "How do you think I feel? I didn't even know my Mama was pregnant until recently!" Sakura said, starting to cry.
Lincoln then came over to Sakura to calm her down. "It's okay, Sakura, he won't get away with what he's done." Lincoln assured his girlfriend. "Yeah, to say that Sakura-chan was devastated by their deaths would be an understatement!" Shintomaru said. "Even more so when she found out about that little detail." He added. "And now Cerberion is very obsessed with killing Sakura on the day of the coming Solar Eclipse!" Aurachnid said. "The only way to stop him is with the powers of a very special diamond Sakura's Nature Fairy DNA should allow her to summon, but she hasn't had much luck so far." Lincoln said. Everyone winced at that. "Yeah." Lincoln said. "Looks like we're going to have to step in!" Blackaranea said as she and the rest of the Forbidden Tribe Generals entered the scene. "Oh, not you guys again!" Lincoln complained. "Who are they?!" Yoichi asked in shock and confusion. "Leaders from the Animarius Empire." Lincoln said.
"I don't remember seeing these guys the last time we've fought against the Empire!" Frida said. "Remember the Forbidden Tribes Toadus mentioned? That's them." Clyde said. That made Manny, Frida, Davi, and Toshiro gasp in shock. "But, how are they even here?!" Manny asked in shock. "Apparently General Kabuto found their Soul Cores while on Animari Prime and sent them to the castle on Earth." Lincoln said. "Where they all got resurrected through the use of the fruit from their Tree of Life!" He added. That made the heroes groan in exasperation. "Tell us about it." Aurachnid said. "Especially since she's an evil Animarius based on a Black Widow Spider, and I really hate it when somebody uses the Spider motif for evil!" He added while pointing at Blackaranea. "Blah, blah, blah, eat this!" Blackaranea said, shooting a venomous arrow, which ended up hitting Manny when he pushed Frida out of its way.
"MANNY!" Frida called in fright before summoning a construct of the constellation Scorpio and sic'ing it on Blackaranea while Carlota started using her powers to pull the venom out of Manny. "Are you okay, Manny?" Carlota asked as Manny groaned in minor pain. "Frida's dad didn't by any chance see that, did he?" Manny asked. "No." Frida informed her boyfriend. "Dang it!" Manny said, snapping his fingers in frustration. "He still hates you?" Carlota guessed. "You'd think after everything we learned from the Candle Maker's story he'd lighten up, but no matter how many times me, Anita, Nikkita, and even my mom reprimand him, he still looks at Manny with distaste." Frida said.
"Why?" Carlota asked. Frida and Manny just shrugged. "I'm guessing he's still overprotective of me, especially since he heard about Gremlock and all!" Frida noted. "He should just be glad it's not Satyrian, Cupidark, and Erostar." Callocelotarling said. "I still think he's being a bit paranoid! Seriously, I'm not the type of guy that gets his own girlfriend pregnant before marriage! It's just wrong, not to mention disgusting!" Manny said bitterly. "You don't understand how the Pecadiablos work, Manny, they're crafty, they can even take on human form!" Carlota said. "You don't understand how the Pecadiablos work, Manny, they're crafty, they can even take on human form!" Carlota said. "Technically, I do, but, so far, I haven't even gotten close to finding out the main seven Pecadiablos' human identities!" Aya said bitterly. "Although we do have some suspicions, which would suck because that would mean I willingly gave the Beauty Enhancement Potion to them as they were in disguise, saying they stole them from them." Aya said.
"Yikes!" Frida said. "Tell us about it." Vularena said. "You seriously think that a Scorpion really scares me?" Blackaranea asked as she easily blocked the attacks of the Scorpio construct with her own martial arts skills. "Oh, Scorponox!" She called out, causing a male humanoid Arabian Fat-Tailed Scorpion with the same symbol as Blackaranea on his left shoulder appeared in the battlefield and swiftly dealt with the Scorpio construct. "You rang, my lady?" He asked. "Allow me to introduce you interlopers to my second in command, Lieutenant Scorponox." Blackaranea said. "Androctonus Crassicauda, the Arabian Fat Tailed Scorpion, one of the most venomous species of scorpions in the world!" Lisa said. The very sight of the Arabian Fat-Tailed Scorpion sent Aurachnid into a total panic attack. "Aurachnid? You okay? You're freaking out more than usual when seeing a Scorpion!" Clyde noted. "He-he-he-he looks just like the monsters that attacked my temple home!" Aurachnid said.
"Wait, what?" Manny asked in confusion. "Before he was given powers by Kwaku Anansi, Aurachnid was a simple Bum Eyed Spider who lived in a temple that was invaded by apparently Arabian Fat-Tailed Scorpions." Lisa said. "But, what are Scorpions from Arabia doing in Africa?" Frida asked in confusion. "Despite its common name, the Arabian Fat-Tailed Scorpion is actually native to the semi-arid and arid regions of both North and West Africa as well the Middle East, though it is often found in the exotic animal trade, so it's not actually an invasive species!" Lisa answered. "THEY SEEMED INVASIVE TO ME!" Aurachnid said in terror. That made the villains laugh at the Golden Spider's misery. "IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Aurachnid said. "It is to us!" Akuji said, right before Makoto charged in and placed the Nobunaga Eyecon into his Driver.
Eye! Bacchiri Mirou! Bacchiri Mirou!
Kaigan! Nobunaga! (Gunshot) Ware no ikizama! Okehazama! (Soldiers cheering)
That caused the Nobunaga Parka Ghost to merge with Makoto to for the latter's Nobunaga Damashii. Pulling out the Gan Gun Hand, Makoto clashed weapons with Akuji. "Crazy how fate works huh? You with Nobunaga and Tutankhamun, me with Mitsuhide and Akhenaten, who's next? J. Edgar Hoover and John Dillinger? Oh, what about Edison and Tesla? I'm sure Damashiis based on those two would love to spark the War of the Currents back up!" Akuji joked. "Hate to break to you, Onii-chan, but Nikola Tesla-san isn't actually a villain! In fact, he's with me!" Yoichi informed as a maroon-colored Eyecon, which had the symbol of a sparking Tesla Coil with the word Tesla beneath it and the symbol 'NT' above it, floated next to him, much to Akuji's chagrin. "And considering that Alternating Current, which Tesla was an advocate of, won hands down over Direct Current, which Edison was an advocate of, and knowing that the Edison Eyecon is here, I'd rather not poke that sleeping bear." Takeru noted, pointing out said Eyecon on his belt.
"Dang It!" Akuji complained. "YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR BETRAYING ME, MITSUHIDE!" The voice of the Nobunaga Damashii angrily declared. "And while they're busy, let's see you try us for size!" Nurikaboom said as he, the Zodiarts, and other Dark Riders attacked. "You asked for it! Lincoln, Sakura!" Manny called, tossing his belt buckle and the Mexican Fire Opal at the two. "Okay, Manny!" Lincoln said. Before placing them on their drivers.
3-3-0-7, Tigre!
Mexican Fire Opal!
That allowed Lincoln and Manny to fuze into Kamen Rider LL Tigre Mode while Sakura transformed into Kamen Rider Jewel Volcano Mode. "Did those two humans just fuze into one being?!" Nurikaboom asked in shock, referring to Kamen Rider LL Tigre Mode. "Yeah, we don't really understand it ourselves." Sakura said. "Let's Go!" Lincoln and Manny said as Kamen Rider LL Tigre Mode charged towards the villains with his claws out. "Right behind you!" Mamoo said. The Sumos then charged towards the Mountain Brothers. "Samurai Sumo Squeeze!" Mamoo announced as he maee his signature bear hug on Mensa, which was made stronger by his armor. "Ow! Hey! You're literally cracking my rock armor!" Mensa complained. "Honorary Samurai Thunderball!" Kimo called. "Samurai Gluteus Maximus!" Booma called. That's when Kimo rolled up into a ball and charged towards Fujiyama before slamming into him while Booma jumped up and slammed his butt right onto Mons Maenalus's face. Needless to say, the armor made their attacks much stronger than before and made the damage more effective on the Zodiarts. "As you can see, the armor I designed enhances your natural strength." Lisa said, straightening her glasses.
"Lisa, you are indeed a genius!" Kimo said. "Tell me something I don't know." Lisa said. "Let me try." Shemo said. "Samurai Sumo Clap!" Shemo announced as she made a loud clap with her hands that sent a strong shockwave that further crumbled the Mountain Brothers' rocky armor. "Now let's see you handle this!" Becky said as she, Ricky, and Dodge held up the Wild Bazooka, aiming it at the three before Becky pulled the trigger. "Oh Sugar Honey Iced Tea!" The Mountain Brothers said in fright, right before the Wild Bazooka fired its ammo and hit the three dead on. This caused a big explosion before three Zodiarts switches rolled up to Becky, Ricky, and Dodge who then deactivated ones belonging to Mensa and Mons Maenalus while daring not to press the button on the one belonging to Fujiyama, since it is a Gamma-Ray Zodiarts Switch. "Great, I expected more out of those three." Akuji said in annoyance.
He then blocked an attack by Makoto in his Nobunaga Damashii with the Gan Gun Reaper in Katana Mode. "Better keep your focus on me, Akuji!" Makoto said. "SAME TO YOU, TRAITOR!" Nobunaga angrily shouted, making the Mitsuhide Damashii gulp nervously. "Okay, I get that Nobunaga is angry at Mitsuhide for betraying him, but why exactly did Mitsuhide betray him in the first place?" Aurachnid asked in confusion. "Historians aren't too sure, but there are several theories, including fear of tyranny, ambition for power, personal resentment, pro-imperial sentiments, resentment over a variety of reasons, Nobunaga's temper, as well as his abilities to belittle and degrade those under him and to threaten power and position." Lisa said. "Plus, there was this theory about Mitsuhide's mother being murdered after Nobunaga dishonored a deal with the Hatano clan by killing their leader Hideharu!" She added, which surprisingly struck a nerve at the Mitsuhide Damashii. "But nothing definitive." Lisa said.
"Okay, so maybe my mother's death had some part in my resentment towards Nobunaga, but it's mostly his abuse and unreasonable punishments towards me that drove me to betray him, okay?" The voice of the Mitsuhide Damashii said bitterly. "Wait, why did you abuse him in the first place, Nobunaga-san?" Makoto asked the Nobunaga Damashii in confusion. "Well, one time ago, I had beaten Mitsuhide up for a mistake he made while preparing a reception for Tokugawa Ieyasu." Nobunaga sheepishly admitted. Everyone not familiar with the story blinked in confusion. "It's a long story." Nobunaga said. "For those who don't know about him, Tokugawa Ieyasu was the founder and first shōgun of the Tokugawa shogunate of Japan, which ruled from 1603 until the Meiji Restoration in 1868." Lisa said in slight annoyance. "Oh." Lincoln said.
"Yeah, and the mistake Mitsuhide made when preparing for Tokugawa Ieyasu's reception was using the wrong type of china dishes, so I also had to throw those out the window!" Nobunaga sheepishly admitted, making Mitsuhide rather angry. "THOSE CHINA DISHES WERE PART OF MY FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ON HOW IRREPLACEABLE THOSE DISHES ARE?!" Mitsuhide yelled angrily. "All this over a set of plates?" Lincoln asked Sakura. "Nobunaga was a Daimyo, a great lord who was a vassal of the Shogun, so it may have gone to his head a little." Sakura said. "Plus, like our friend Fuka-chan's former ambitions for world domination, he had ambitions for uniting all of Japan through conquest, hence his title of Great Unifier, though he was unable to fulfill his dream because of his death after Mitsuhide betrayed him. Luckily for him, over the next 18 years, that specific task would be completed by the other two Great Unifiers Toyotomi Hideyoshi and Tokugawa Ieyasu!" She added. That's when two more Eyecons, the first one being bright yellow with the symbol of a tan Gunbai (a Japanese war fan and signal baton that was used by military leaders and priests in the past and is now used by sumo wrestling umpires) held downwards on a yellow background on the top with the word 'Hideyoshi' on beneath it and the kanji '秀吉' above it, and the second one being Vermilion with the symbol of a facial marking of a Japanese Raccoon Dog in a vermilion background on the top with the words 'Ieyasu' beneath it and the kanji '家康' above it, flew onto the scene upon their names being heard. "Speak of the Devils." Aurachnid said, noticing the names on the Eyecons.
"Speak of the Devils." Aurachnid said, noticing the names on the Eyecons. "Hideyoshi-san! Ieyasu-san! I remember from when you two and Nobunaga gave me the power of the Tenka Touitsu Damashii to help me defeat the Hatena Bugster during my team-up with Ex-Aid!" Takeru said upon recognizing the two Eyecons. "Ah, yes! Glad to see you too, Takeru!" A voice from the Hideyoshi Eyecon said. "Though, we'd wish it'd be under different circumstances, since the last time we've met, we weren't trapped in these Eyecons!" A voice from the Ieyasu Eyecon said. "Yeah, real unfortunate." Takeru said. "So, to make up for this situation, Takeru, how about that we have you and Alain here use our Eyecons?" Hideyoshi proposed. "Better than nothing!" Takeru said as he grabbed the Hideyoshi Eyecon while Alain took the Ieyasu Eyecon, the latter of which magically altered its symbol to match with Necrom's usual monocle-styled symbol while having the outlined shape of a Tanuki's face, kind of like the Grimm and Sanzo Eyecons. Takeru and Alain then activated the Eyecons and loaded them into the Ghost Driver and Mega Ulorder.
Eye! Bacchiri Minna! Bacchiri Minna!
Yes Sir! Loading!
That caused a Parka Ghost that resembled a bright yellow-colored version of the iconic armor worn by Toyotomi Hideyoshi himself, complete with a large Gunbai stored on the back, a 27-inch katana stored on the right hip, the Toyotomi family crest decorated on the shoulders, and the remarkable Toukan style helmet with "Baren" horse cables or teasel-shaped head horns as well three Japanese Macaque statues (one on the top of helmet and the other two on the shoulders) representing the Three Wise Monkeys, to fly out of Takeru's Ghost Driver while another Parka Ghost that resembled a vermilion-colored version of Tokugawa Ieyasu's iconic armor, complete with a long sword resembling the Kinkara-Kawazutsumi-Tachi (Tokugawa Ieyasu's signature sword) attached to the left hip, a musket stored on the right hip, a double-bladed spear with a circular blade on the upper pike (resembling the spear used by Tokugawa Ieyasu's fictional counterpart from the video game "Sengoku Basara"!) stored on the back, the Tokugawa clan family crest decorated on the shoulders, and the Daikoku-Zukin helmet with the beaten gold fern fronds headerboard (which also had a stylized Tanuki's head on the top), as well as having war fans for hands, flew out of Alain's Mega Ulorder. They then activated their respective transformations.
Kaigan! Hideyoshi! (~*Ancient Japanese Drum Music*~) Saru Matsu (Monkey Servant) to Kampuku (Imperial Regent)! Katanagari o Hajimeru (Start the Sword Hunt)! (*Horse Neighing, followed by battle cries)
Tengan! Ieyasu! Mega Ulord! (~*Ancient Japanese String Music*~) Toistu Tanuki Oyaji Shogun (Unifying Old Man Tanuki Shogun)! (*Japanese Gong Sound!*)
That allowed the Hideyoshi Parka to merge with Takeru to form a new Samurai-themed armor while lifting up its face to form the helmet, which bears the same symbol as the Hideyoshi Eyecon while the Ieyasu Parka Ghost folded its arms up and merged with Alain to form his own Shogun-themed armor and lifted up its face to form the helmet, which has a central monocle resembling the symbol on the Ieyasu Eyecon. Of course, upon noticing the Hideyoshi Damashii, the Mitsuhide Damashii made a Homer Simpson-esqe scream in fright. Everyone that didn't understand this looked at Sakura in confusion. "On July 2, 1582, Toyotomi Hideyoshi. who succeeded Oda Nobunaga, successfully hunted down and beheaded Akechi Mitsuhide." She explained. "That would explain why Mitsuhide screamed like that!" Edge noted. "Definitely!" Shintomaru said with a chuckle.
"Mind if we join in, Nobunaga-sama?" The Hideyoshi Damashii asked. "By all means!" The Nobunaga Damashii said as the Mountain Brothers regained consciousness. That's when the Mountain Brothers are revealed to be young men of mixed African-American, Greek, and Japanese heritages in their early twenties, with the first one being 22 with fuzzy black hair (Tafelberg Yamakado, formally known as Mensa), the second one being 23 with wavy blonde hair (Orestes Yamakado, formally known as Mons Maenalus), and the third one being 24 with smooth brown hair (Kazan Yamakado, formerly known as Fujiyama). "Ow, my aching head!" Orestes complained. "I think we have bigger problems!" Kazan said.
"Namely them!" Tafelberg said while pointing at the heroes. "Huh, so that's what the Mountain Brothers look like!" Kanon noted. "You guys are in for a heap of trouble!" Lincoln said. "That's what you think!" Kazan said before pulling out a smoke bomb and dropping it onto the ground. Fortunately, Edge was able to send a Kujaku Candroid after them just as they fled. "Mou!" Sakura said in annoyance. "Don't worry, I sent a Candroid after them." Edge said. "Though, I find it rather odd that they used a smoke bomb instead of pulling out one of those suicide syringes like those other Zodiarts we've encountered before!" He added. "Maybe they forgot to bring some with them, or perhaps they're too cowardly to even think about using them!" Aurachnid said. "I'll head back to the other world to fetch Ryusei so we can track them down with the Candroid's help." Shintomaru said.
"Good idea!" Clyde said. Shintomaru then opened up an Aurora Curtain. Before he and Stella went through it. "So, what should we do with this Gamma-Ray Zodiarts Switch?" Ricky asked as he was holding Fujiyama's Gamma-Ray Zodiarts Switch. "I'll handle it." AkaRed said, using a blank Neo-Kyutama to absorb the power. That caused the Neo-Kyutama to gain the white-and-aqua-colored image of Mount Fuji itself. "Thanks, AkaRed-san!" Yui said. "This isn't over yet hum-does anyone else hear music and rhythmic clapping?" Nurikaboom asked. "You're not the only one, cause I hear it too!" Kamchaticus said as he heard the music too. "That would be the special guests I just brought in!" AkaRed said, pointing everyone to a nearby rooftop where the Battle Fever J was standing.
"Battle Japan!"
"Battle France!"
"Battle Cossack!"
"Battle Kenya!"
"Miss America!"
They then jumped down and stood together in a line while clapping before striking a team pose. "Battle Fever!" They all announced. "Allow me to introduce you to Battle Japan Den Masao, Battle France Shida Kyousuke, the second Battle Cossack, as the original was gunned down, Jin Makoto, Battle Kenya Akebonou Shirou, and the second Miss America, as the original left due to an injury, Maria Nagisa, the Battle Fever J." AkaRed said. "What does the J stand for?" Aurachnid asked in confusion. "You know that's honestly a good question, especially since as you just heard, they hardly ever use the J part of the name." AkaRed admitted. "The only best guess I could think it stands for would be 'Japan', since the entire team was first assembled in Japan like pretty much most Sentai teams!" He added. "Okay, but what about 'Cossack', what's that supposed to mean?" Lincoln asked. "The word Cossack describes a member of a people from Southern Russia and Ukraine, noted for their horsemanship and military skill." Lisa explained.
"Of course, judging by the Hammer and Sickle symbol on his chest, Battle Cossack happens to represent the Soviet Union in a way!" She added. "Although Russia hasn't been the Soviet Union or used the Hammer and Sickle flag since 1991." She added. "We never really got around to updating it." Makoto admitted. "Obviously." Edge noted. "This team is notable for being the first to use a giant robot, as the closest things their predecessors, the Himitsu Sentai Goranger and JAKQ had to mechas were their airships." AkaRed noted. "Though, unlike the Mechas that came after it, the Battle Fever Robo is neither a transforming type nor a combining type, meaning it's just a humanoid mecha from the get go." He added. "Hah! Lame!" Futaba said with a snarky tone. "Don't mind him." Sakura said in annoyance.
"That's understandable!" Masao said. "I can't help but wonder why you three have tails." Maria said, pointing to Makros, Yui, and Subaru. "Alien being resembling a Kangaroo." Makros said. "1/1,000th Kitsune." Yui said. "1/1000th Bake-Danuki." Subaru explained. "Bake-Danuki?! Well, that explains the *Snicker!* Big Kintama!" Kyousuke said with a snicker, much to Subaru's embarrassment. "I CAN'T HELP IT! THIS IS SOMETHING THAT THE MALES FROM MY OTOU-SAN'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY GET IN ADDITION TO THE TANUKI EARS AND TAILS, OKAY?!" Subaru yelled in embarrassment. While also covering himself with his tail. "Ah, Gomen! I didn't realize that was a sensitive subject for you!" Kyousuke apologized. Adelaide chuckled. "You know, there are statues of male Bake-Danuki that are depicted wearing loincloths, usually Mawashis, to cover up their big kintama!" Shirou said. "Yeah, but that doesn't help when the males of my family are rather sensitive down there if you know what I'm saying!" Subaru said.
"Ooh! That's bad! Let me guess, never tried on any cups or abdominal guards to protect yourself?" Shirou asked. "Unfortunately, no, especially there aren't any cups or abdominal guards available that can fit us!" Subaru complained. The males of Battle Fever J winced at that. "Hmmm, I'd better see to having your Lucharanger suit modified with an interior cup later on!" AkaRed said. "Much appreciated, AkaRed-san." Subaru said. "Yeah, no kidding!" Adelaide said, hugging Subaru. That caused Subaru to blush while wagging his tail. "Kawaii!" Maria said upon seeing this. "Yeah, those two are boyfriend and girlfriend! Of course, so are Carl-kun and I!" Yui said as she went and hugged Carl on his left side, making the latter blush. "Question, why are you so, uh, well-endowed for a girl your age?" Maria asked Yui. "That would be because of me! I'm descended from African Witchdoctors, you see, and passed down in my family is the recipe for a magic potion that when drunk by a girl at least 10 years of age, or in Yui's case going through early puberty, well you get the idea." Aya said.
"EH?! Why that young?!" Maria asked in shock. "My ancestor Ofui, the witch doctor who originally made the Beauty Enhancement Potion as we call it, is a bit eccentric, yet good hearted, if you what I mean!" Aya said. "My cousin Nyansipo even developed three types of male equivalent potions, one that gives a drinker muscles and six pack abs, one that makes them well endowed down there, and one that does both!" She added. "Though, unfortunately, the first time he attempted to make his potions, they got sabotaged by a demon named Gremlock, simply by switching the Pomegranate Juice with Cranberry Juice, and it, well, resulted in Nyansipo and his friends Charley and Cianán getting their respective girlfriends pregnant with their babies!" Aya said. "That punk!" Ciannan said in annoyance. "Nani?!" Maria asked in shock. "Yeah, it's pretty shocking. BUT LOOK AT HOW KAWAII THEY ARE!" Sakura said, showing pictures of them on her phone.
That made Maria squeal and gush all at once. "I know right?! Unfortunately, that's not the only thing Gremlock does, he also hypnotizes people, case in point, mine and Subaru-kun's Oniichans and their girlfriends." Yui said as she and Subaru pulled up pictures of their nieces and nephews on their phones. "Not to mention mine and Aden's Cousin and his girlfriend, Kairos's Cousin and his girlfriend, and the rest of their classmates!" Azalee said as she pulled up pictures of her and Kairos's first cousins once removed and rest of the babies. "Eh?! But, why did he do something like that?!" Maria asked in shock and confusion. "Gremlock is a Pecadiablo, a demon who's powers are centered around the seven deadly sins, Lust in Gremlock's case." Ronnie Anne said. "Lust?! As in the sexual desire or the other definition referring to desiring something for yourself like power?" Kyousuke asked. "It's technically the same thing, but in Gremlock and his boss Lujuria's case, it's mainly the former definition!" Lisa said. "Seriously, she has three soldiers specifically for causing mass pregnancies." Ronnie Anne said.
That made the Battle Fever J incredibly disgusted. "Yeah! Fortunately, those three soldiers are safely locked up in the Dark Box where they belong!" Laird said. "Fortunately, not all the Pecadiablos are bad, those two joined our side after all." Ronnie Anne said, pointing to Panopticon and Alraunellie. As she said, the two reformed Pecadiablos attacked the Forbidden Tribe Generals with their unique abilities. Making Carlota and Desco swoon over their respective lovers. "I see what you mean!" Shirou said. "So, want to show our enemies what you guys are capable of?" Ronnie Anne asked. "Gladly!" Masao said. They then charged towards the villains with their signature weapons, the Command Bats, out. "You really think a bunch of sticks can stop us?!" Moroha asked. The Command Bats then changed into different weapons, specifically a Spear for Battle Japan, a Fencing Sword for Battle France, a pair of Sais for Battle Cossack, a Whip for Battle Kenya, and a pair of Throwing Knives for Miss America.
"Okay, I did not see that one coming!" Halcyopendra said. "It doesn't matter, Clock Up!" Moroha called.
Clock Up!
He then charged towards the Battle Fever J at high speeds. That easily knocked the Battle Fever J down. "Mou, that guy is annoyingly fast!" Maria said. "Tell us about it!" Clyde complained. "Especially since the Animarius Empire had used technology stolen from ZECT to make that guy's Rider form!" Aurachnid said. "I'd better stop him!" Par said as he used his super speed to intercept Moroha's speed. "You honestly think you have a chance against the Warrior Angel?" Moroha asked. He then charged towards Par, only for the latter pull his right foot out and then kick Moroha at the legs, causing the Dark Rider instantly trip and crash right into a nearby rock *CRASH!*. "Nice one!" Bobby said.
"Thanks! Being a Karate teacher pays off in more ways than one!" Par said proudly. That's when Moroha slowly got himself out of the rock, feeling both humiliated and furious. "You're going to pay for that, human!" He said. However, before he could react in time, Moroha was struck repeatedly by the Battle Fever J, who were using their Command Bats in their Nunchuck mode. "Mess with Moroha means messing with me as well!" Futaba said, changing the dial on his driver to the lion.
Lion Mode! Activate!
That allowed Futaba to instantly transform into his Lion Mode!
(*~Safari Music~*) Roar Up! Claws Out! Go Wild! Kamen Rider Tetra, Lion Mode! (*Lion Roaring*)
He then charged towards the Battle Fever J with his claws out. "Uh Oh! I'd better intercept him!" Edge said as he charged towards Futaba with the Medagabryu in his hands, instantly blocking the Dark Rider's claws. He then tried to impale the Shadow Angel with the Tricera horns on his shoulders. "Oh, no, you don't!" Stephano said as he pulled Futaba away from the horns. "Dang It!" Edge complained as he retracted the Tricera Horns. "Let's see you handle this!" He said, loading a Cell Medal into the Medagabyru.
Gabu! Putotyrano Hissatsu!
He then switched Medagabyru into its gun mode before pulling the trigger. However, while both Futaba and Stephano managed to dodge out of the way, the resulting blast managed to hit Scorponox dead on, causing him to explode and revert into a Soul Core with the image of an Arabian Fat-Tailed Scorpion on it. "Are You Kidding Me?!" Blackaranea asked in shock. "Well at least now we can start sealing the Forbidden Tribes!" Edge said, walking up to the Soul Core. Unfortunately for Edge, Blackaranea shot out a string of web from her abdomen right at the Soul Core and dragged it back to her clutches. "Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm not letting my only Lieutenant get taken by you do-gooders!" Blackaranea said, much to Edge's chagrin. "Dang It!" Edge complained. Clyde then started attacking Blackaranea with his spider legs. However, Blackaranea has proven to be more skilled in combat as she used her own spider limbs to block and counter Clyde's attacks.
"You may have spider powers, you're no match for a Spider Animarius with better experience in combat like me!" Blackaranea said as she struck Clyde with a blow that managed to send him flying and crash into a tree *CRASH!*. "You okay, buddy?" Lincoln asked, rushing over. "*Groan!* Aside from being humiliated and stuck in a tree, again, I'm okay!" Clyde said. "What about you?" He asked. "That Nurikaboom dude's skin is thick like rubber! Even our claws can't damage him!" Manny complained. "Any ideas, Lisa-chan?" Sakura asked. "Aside from knocking on the bottom left part of the wall makes the Nurikabe disappear, I'm afraid even I've got no clue on Nurikaboom's weakness, Brother Unit!" Lisa said. "Dang It!" Lincoln complained, making Nurikaboom laugh. "Oh, you think that's funny, huh? Well, Take That!" Booma said, right before stomped his right foot hard over Nurikaboom's left foot *CRACK!* "YEOW! MY FOOT! MY FOOT!" Nurikaboom yelled in pain as he jumped up and down on his right while holding his injured left foot.
"Nice one, Booma-san!" Sakura said. "Thanks, Dudette!" Booma said. "Oh, Now, I Remember! Nurikaboom's only physical weakness is his feet! Simply step on them hard enough or drop something heavy on them, and he'll be in excruciating pain!" Master Toadus realized. 'Why you little!" Nurikaboom said angrily. He then tried to punch Booma, only for the latter to grab him by the arm and then toss him above his shoulders. "Ha! Not so tough, now, are you?!" Booma asked. "Oh, Shut Up!" Nurikaboom said as he got up and tried to attack again, only for Booma to grab a nearby anvil, which apparently was from a nearby thrift store that got wrecked earlier, and dropped it directly onto the Nurikabe Animarius's right *SLAM!*. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" Nurikaboom yelled in further agony as he clutched his right foot while on the ground.
"Oh you think you're funny? Drako, we need an enlargement ray over here!" Futaba said. "My Thoughts Exactly!" King Draco answered. "Cicadeath, Flygor!" King Draco called. "On it, your majesty!" They said, firing the Enlargement Raygun. That caused Nurikaboom to instantly grow to Kaiju-size and have his injuries instantly healed upon getting hit by the rays. "We'd better get the Vectors up!" Lincoln said as he and Manny separated. "I've got mine right here!" He said, pulling Vector Tigre out of his pocket. "Just in case, I'll finish up the Vector I told you about before." Lisa said, pulling up a program on her computer. "Good! In the mean time, me and my big-bottomed bros will take him on the old fashioned way!" Shemo said as she, Mamoo, Kimo, and Booma charged towards Nurikaboom. "Are They Crazy?!" Maria asked in shock. "Don't worry, we do this sort of thing all the time!" Kimo said.
"Honorary Samurai Thunderball!" He announced as he rolled up into a ball and slammed himself into Nurikaboom's belly. "OOF! Is that the best you've got?!" Nurikaboom asked, having barely felt that. "Not yet! Samurai Sumo Squeeze!" Mamoo announced as performed his signature bear hug on Nurikaboom's stomach. "Okay, that's tight, but not right enough!" Nurikaboom said as he he inflated himself a bit, forcing Mamoo to let go. "Samurai Sumo Clap!" Shemo said as she clapped her hands together and sent a shockwave that briefly stunned Nurikaboom. "Samurai Gluteus Maximus!" Booma shouted as he jumped up and slammed his butt onto Nurikaboom's third eye. "MY THIRD EYE!" Nurikaboom yelled in pain. "I got to hand it to them, they've got guts!" Lincoln admitted. "But anyway, let's get going!" Lincoln said as the Vectors and Alebrije Mechs flew up, quickly forming Aquarion Tigre and LuchaPrime.
"Hey, wait for me! Alebrije Henkei!" Frida said as she transformed into the Callocelotarling mech and flew up to Aquarion Tigre. "Alebrije Busou!" Frida called, transforming into the Star Wrecker which was caught by Aquarion Tigre. That caused the Bat symbol on Vector Tigre's dial to glow. Before Manny turned it to said symbol, shifting Aquarion Tigre and the Star Wrecker to said formation. "We'd better call our own Mecha, just to be safe!" Maria said. "Way ahead of you!" AkaRed said as the Battle Fever J's signature airship, the Battle Shark flew overhead before the front opened up, allowing Battle Fever Robo to fly out. "Arigato, AkaRed-san!" Masao said. "Jet On!" He said as he and the rest of the Battle Fever J jumped up, flew towards Battle Fever Robo, and entered it through an opening located at its central belt area before moving up to the cockpit and taking their seats.
"Skyring, descend!" Ronnie Anne called. "Is that a giant flying wrestling ring?!" Shirou asked in shock and confusion. "We use it to prevent collateral damage, plus it looks cool and fits our Luchador motif." Ronnie Anne said. That made the Battle Fever J feel rather sheepish upon the mention of collateral damage. "Not the first ones to react that way, most likely won't be the last." Sid noted. "Yeah, we probably should have used something like that Sky Ring against our foes to minimize collateral damage as much as possible!" Kyousuke said sheepishly. "Yikes! That bad, huh?" Clyde asked. "Yeah, Egos definitely didn't care too much about collateral damage." Masao said. The heroes winced at that. "Yeah." The Battle Fever J all said. "Anyway, let's going!" Ronnie Anne said. The heroes' mechs then flew up to the Skyring before it beamed Nurikaboom onboard. "And while they're dealing with him, let's see you deal with us!" Futaba told everyone on the ground.
"Bring It!" Takeru said. "Oh we will!" Akuji said. Unbeknownst to anyone, Shockwing was watching from afar. "Perfect, they're still here, now all I have to do is wait for them to open the portal to where Gremlock is and use my Dimension Hopper to head there myself!" He said. "*Chuckle!* I can only imagine how Lujuria would react once I bring Gremlock back home to her!" Shockwing added. Takeru, Makoto, and Alain then triggered their finishers.
Dai Kaigan! Hideyoshi! Omega Drive!
Dai Kaigan! Nobunaga! Omega Drive!
Dai Tengan! Ieyasu! Omega Ulord!
Akuji then triggered his own finisher.
Dai Kaigan! Mitsuhide! Omega Drive!
To help, Edith, Yoichi and Toshiko also pulled the triggers on their drivers.
Dai Kaigan! Dark Rider! Omega Drive!
Dai Kaigan! Raiden! Omega Drive!
Dai Kaigan! Tomoe! Omega Drive!
As soon as Takeru, Makoto, Alain, and Edith charged an energy construct of their respective insignia behind them before absorbing them and jumping up to deliver a flying kick attack, Yoichi charged up lightning in his Raiden Damashii's open palms while Toshiko removed the longbow on her back, took out an arrow from the quiver, and strung it on the longbow while charging it up with crimson energy. At the same time, Akuji summoned a construct of his own insignia and absorbed it before jumping and performing his own Rider kick towards the heroic riders. The finishing moves all collided. Surprisingly, while Yoichi was able to withstand the attack and Toshiko managed to avoid getting hit, Makoto, Takeru, Alain, Edith, and Akuji all got sent sailing away from each other. Even more surprisingly, Edith's driver appeared to take the brunt of the impact as it started sparking.
"Nani?!" Edith asked upon noticing that. "That can't be good." Lisa said. That made Futaba laugh upon noticing that. "Looks like you took a critical hit there, old hermit!" Futaba said, much to Edith's chagrin. "Looks like you need some help!" A voice called out as a sapphire blue-colored Eyecon with a chalk white symbol of an erupting volcano (possibly Mount Fuji) drawn with crossed eyes at the mountain base and angry eyebrows above them and having the word 'Saigo' on the bottom and the kanji '西郷' on the top flew over to Edith's side. "What the?" Akuji asked, noticing this. Then came some other Eyecons. The first one was tea green-colored with a symbol formed by a stylized version of the kanji 茶 (cha, the Japanese word for 'Tea') while having the word "Rikyū" on the bottom and the kanji '利休' on the top. The second one was Turquoise-colored with the symbol of an upside down Pentagram that's altered slightly to resemble a Fox's head with an added tall cap between the upper two points while having the word "Seimei" on the bottom and the kanji "晴明" on the top. The third one was black with the white-colored hooded face of the Daimyō Uesugi Kenshin with the stylized version of the kanji '毘' (bi) decorated under the face while having the word 'Kenshin' on the bottom and the kanji "謙信' on the top. The fourth one was water blue-colored with the symbol of a balance scale while having the word 'Aristotle' on the bottom and the letter 'A' on the top. The fifth one was colored in seven stripes of black, yellow, red, green, white, blue, and maroon with the white-colored symbol of a Ishlangu Shield in front of two crossed Iklwa Spears while having the words "Shaka Zulu" on the bottom and the letters "SZ" on top. Finally , the sixth one was banana yellow in color and having the symbol of an opened horizontal paper scroll with vibrating pond water waves at its upper and middle sides and a pair webbed frog feet at the bottom sides while having the word "Basho" on the bottom and the kanji "芭蕉" on the top.
"Saigō Takamori, Sen no Rikyu, Abe no Seimei, Uesegi Kenshin, Aristotle, Shaka Zulu, and Matsuo Basho." Lisa noted. "Who?" Everyone who didn't know about them asked in confusion. "Saigo Takamori was a Japanese Samurai and Nobleman, whe was one of the most influential Samurai in Japanese history, as well as one of the three great nobles who led the Meiji Restoration of 1868 along with Okubo Toshimichi and Kido Takayoshi. Sen no Rikyu, also known simply as Rikyu, is considered the historical figure with the most profound influence on Chanoyu, which is the Japanese 'Way of Tea', particularly the tradition of wabi-cha. Abe no Seimei was an onmyoji, a leading specialist of Onmyodo, the way of Yin and Yang, a technique that uses astronomy and calendars to divine good fortune in terms of date, time, direction, and general personal affairs. *Cough* Hogwash! *Cough*. Uesegi Kenshin, born Nagao Kagetora, was a Japanese Daimyo, one of the most powerful of the Sengoku period, known as the Dragon of Echigo. Aristotle was a Greek philosopher, logician, and scientist, his writings covering a broad range of subjects spanning the natural sciences, philosophy, linguistics, economics, politics, psychology, and the arts. Shaka Zulu, born Shaka kaSenzangakhona, was the king of the Zulu kingdom from 1816 until his death in 1828, he was one of the most influential monarchs of the Zulu, having ordered wide-reaching reforms that reorganized the militairy into a formidable force." Lisa said. "That didn't stop my half brothers Dingane and Mhlangana from making two attempts at my life before finally assassinating me!" A voice called from the Shaka Zulu Eyecon in anger. "Yes, and Matsuo Basho, born Matsuo Kinsaku, and later known as Matsuo Chuemon was the most famous Japanese poet of the Edo period." Lisa said.
"In fact, his best known haikus, which is a type of Japanese poetry, are "The Old Pond" and "The Narrow Road to the Deep North"! Basho is credited with elevating the haiku to a revered art form, and was a leader in the development of the haiku during the Genroku Period, which was a time of great cultural achievement in Japan! In his later years, he was known as "Haisei," which means "Great Master of Haiku"!" She added. "Guilty as charged." A voice called from the Basho Eyecon said. "What are you guys doing here?" Yoichi asked. "We'd though we might help Edith here by giving his Ghost Driver and his Dark Ghost Eyecon a new form!" A voice from the Seimei Eyecon said. Before each Eyecon shot out a beam of energy at Edith's driver, causing it to glow before fading, revealing a new design.
Sennin Driver!
Appearance-wise, the new driver resembles the Ghost Driver, but with a light golden-and-red colored veil instead of a clear one as well as a headband resembling by the one worn by Edith in his Sennin disguise right above the central eye. A new Eyecon, which was transformed from the Dark Ghost Eyecon that ejected out of the driver, then appeared in Edith's hand. It was colored light gold with red accents with a symbol resembling Kamen Rider Ghost's face, albeit with smaller more wise eyes and having Edith's moustache and beard on the mouth area and a headband resembling the one he wore in his Sennin disguise, while having the word "Sennin" on the bottom and the kanji "仙人" on the top. Deciding to give it a shot, Edith clicked the button on the side and dropped the Eyecon in his new driver. (What's About To Happen Was Came Up By Hallucigenia77)
That caused the a new Parka Ghost, which looked like a Parka Ghost version of Edith's Sennin disguise and had seven Wisp Horns instead of one or two. "Rider... Henshin!" Edith announced as he pulled the trigger.
Kaigan! Sennin! Set To Go! Kakugo! Kashikoi no Ghost (Wise Ghost)!
That caused Edith to gain a new white-and-gold-colored Transient Suit with a seven-horned Eye symbol on the chest before the Sennin Parka Ghost merged with him and lifted up its face to form the helmet, which his resembled the Sennin Ghost Eyecon's symbol with seven Wisp horns on his forehead. Afterwards, he lifted up his hood. "Now he looks more like he did when I first met him!" Takeru said with a chuckle. "What are you supposed to be, old-timer?!" Akuji asked in shock and confusion. "Kamen Rider... Sennin!" Edith announced. He then grabbed the Saigo Eyecon, clicked it's button and loaded it into his driver.
Eye! Bacchiri Mite! Bacchiri Mite!
That's when a sapphire blue-colored Parka Ghost, resembling the military uniform of Saigo Takamori, complete with his signature feathered hat on his head and katana stored in a scabbard attached to the lower left side, while also having what appears to be a mechanical black-and-white floppy-eared dog resting on the Parka Ghost's back, flew out of the Sennin Driver. "Let's battle together, Edith-dono!" The Saigo Parka Ghost said. "Right, Saigo-san!" Edith said as he pulled the trigger.
Kaigan! Saigo! *Japanese String Music!* Keiten, Aijin (Respect the Divine, Love People)! Saigo no Shin no Samurai no michi (The Last True Samurai's Way!) *Katana Swinging!*
That caused the Saigo Parka Ghost to merge with Edith in place of his personal Parka Ghost and lift up the face to form the helmet, which had the same symbol as the Saigo Eyecon. "Ikuze, Tsun!" Both Edith and Saigo called. That caused the mechanical black-and-white floppy-eared dog resting on the Saigo Damashii's back to launch itself off from the back and bark as it landed on all fours and stood next to Edith. "A robotic representation of Saigo's beloved dog Tsun, clever." Lisa noted as Mecha Pollon flew over to her allowing Lisa to continue working on the new Vector. "Seriously? A mechanical canine? Is that the best you've got?" Akuji asked while unimpressed, causing the mechanical black-and-white floppy-eared dog, known as Tsuna, to growl angrily before charging and then biting hard on Akuji's right leg *CHOMP!*. "OW! MY LEG!" Akuji yelled in pain. "Adorable and fierce." Lisa said, pressing a button on her computer, allowing Mecha Pollon to open his mouth and reveal a new Vector.
Appearance-wise, the new Vector heavily resembled the titular spaceship from "Battlestar Galactica", albeit without the battle damage that the iconic spaceship had, and was colored black, red, blue, and purple, to match the Super Duper Sumos' colors, as well as having two large rocket boosters attached above the midsection and a large sci-fi-esque thruster pack on the bottom. "Mamoo! The new Vector is ready!" Lisa said. That gained the attention of the Sumos. "Allow me to present Vector Sumo." Lisa said, handing the miniaturized Vector to Mamoo. "Sweet!" Mamoo said. "Question, how are we supposed to fit into that tiny thing?" Booma asked in confusion. "All Vectors are equipped with software that allows them to change size, simply call for it to launch and it will be restored to it's normal size." Lisa instructed. "Really? It's that simple?" Kimo asked. "Pretty much, although things do tend to get a little intense for anyone inside a Vector when Aquarion is formed." Lisa said.
"How intense?" Shemo asked. "It's a bit difficult to explain, you see, Aquarion requires total synergy between the pilots of the Vectors that make it up, so during the combination, they feel as if their minds, bodies, and souls are being connected." Lisa said. "Okay?" Booma said in confusion. "Just get up there!" Lisa said. "Alright, alright! No need to get pushy!" Mamoo said. "Vector, launch!" He called. That caused Vector Sumo to fly up and enlarge to its true size, which so happens be much bigger than the other Vectors before it.
Up in the Skyring...
Aquarion Tigre, LuchaPrime, and Battle Fever Robo were having a very difficult time dealing with Nurikaboom, due to the Nurikabe Animarius's extreme flexibility, durability, and ability to power up after literally devouring whatever energy or elemental attacks that get thrown at him. "Man this guy is annoying!" Frida said before lasers hit Nurikaboom's foot. "YEOW! WHO SHOT ME AT MY FOOT?!" Nurikaboom asked in pain. "Up here!" Booma called. That caused everyone to look up and then notice Vector Sumo flying above them. "Holy Shamoly!" Lincoln said in shock. "Nice work, Lisa-chan!" Sakura said. "Much appreciated, Sakura!" Lisa said through the comm link. "This Vector works with Aquarion LL, just so you know." She added. "Thanks for the tip, Lis!" Lincoln said. Aquarion Tigre then split up into it's individual Vectors and reformed into Aquarion LL. "Let's see what this thing can do!" Lincoln said. "On it, Sumo Gattai! Go Aquarion!" Mamoo called, pushing the button next to him.
(Cue "Super Duper Sumos" theme song, plus the their signature transformation music)
That's when Vector Sumo flew up into the sky while Aquarion LL followed behind it. As soon as that happened, Vector Sumo started to come apart, first with the thick twin rocket boosters detaching from the back of the Vector, followed by the twin flight pods (the twin side parts of the ship) detaching themselves from the sides of the Vector, and then the large thruster pack detaching itself from the bottom of the Vector. Then, the main hull started shifting around a bit, with the front section moving over the upper part of the midsection while the rear section bended downwards over the bottom of the midsection before the four beams that carried the twin flight pods clamped themselves down onto the engine pods to keep the rear section in place. At the same time, the backmost part of the midsection widened itself while the thick twin rocket boosters came and attached themselves via their front hulls to the sides of the backmost midsection before they extended out robotic elbows from between their upper and lower sections. Also, the twin flight pods folded themselves downwards in halves and flipped out triangular structures from the tips to form the lower legs and feet respectively while the large thruster pack flipped out robotic thighs from its sides and folded a panel piece over its front section to form a crotchplate shaped like the front of a black, red, blue, and purple-striped Mawashi and its back section had its thrusters folded in and covered by round metal panels to form a big metallic butt. Then, as the pieces flew behind Aquarion LL and produced energy lines that connected to the Mecha, everyone started feeling energy flowing through them. "HOLY COW, DUDES! WHAT IS THIS?!" Booma asked as he felt the energy. "THIS IS THE MOST UNEXPECTED THING I'VE EVER FELT IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!" Kimo said while also feeling the energy. "IN TRUTH, THIS IS A FIRST FOR ME TOO!" Mamoo said as he too felt the energy. "OH MY GOODNESS! IS THIS THE FEELING THAT LISA-CHAN HAD MENTIONED?!" Shemo asked while feeling blissful from the energy. "IT DEFINITELY IS! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE COMBINE INTO AQUARION!" Lincoln explained. "YEAH! THIS IS THE WAY OUR MINDS, BODIES, AND SOULS MERGE WHILE OUR VECTORS MERGE!" Clyde explained. "NOT ONLY THAT, BUT OUR OWN POWERS ARE BEING AMPLIFIED AND OUR EMOTIONS ARE BEING SHARED WITH EACH OTHER! IT JUST FEELS THAT GOOD!" Sakura replied while feeling the energy in bliss. "IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME, SO IT'S BEST TO GO WITH THE FLOW!" Aurachnid said. "CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT ONE, DUDE!" Booma noted in agreement. "WELL, AS THE ANCIENT POET OF OUR WORLD MASHO SAID WHEN HE FOUND A TROVE OF TREASURE IN A CAVE AFTER GUIDING A LOST BAT BACK TO ITS COLONY, BETTER TO NOT OVERTHINK A RARE OPPORTUNITY WHEN GIVEN IT, ESPECIALLY IF IT'S ONE THAT'S BENEFICIAL FOR YOURSELF AND OTHERS!" Kimo said. "IN OTHER WORDS, LET'S DO THIS!" Shemo said. "IN TRUTH, I AGREE!" Mamoo said as the pieces started coming together. First, the already transformed thruster pack attached itself underneath the already transformed main hull of Vector Sumo, with the hull's front section becoming a big metallic belly. Next, the already transformed twin flight pods connected themselves to the robotic thighs to complete the legs. Then, as Aquarion LL detached Vector Jewel from its back, had its feet folded downwards, and had its hands retracted back into its lower arms before the armor above them folded in front of them and twisted around while straightening themselves outwards as the shoulder blades folded over them and the jet wings of Vector LL flattened themselves on top of them, the backmost midsection of Vector Sumo opened up a panel upwards while the front section opened up downwards, and the thighs and upper arms each opened up a pair of panels sideways, allowing Aquarion to slide into the opened Vector Sumo backfirst, with the arms inside of the shoulder armor openings and the legs inside of the thigh openings while the rest of the robot was in the central opening, similar to how Aquarion TMNT merged with Vector Justice to form Aquarion Justice or how Yoichi merged with the Raiden Parka Ghost to become Raiden Damashii. Then, right after all of the panels closed themselves over Aquarion LL and locked it inside, the arms of the transformed Vector Sumo popped out huge robotic hands from the back ends of the twin rocket boosters that formed them while the top of the rear section of Vector Sumo opened up a panel that flipped itself over the backmost midsection of Vector Sumo to form a chestplate that resembled pectoral muscles with a rainbow-colored gemstone in the center emblazoned with the three kanji representing Peace, Honor, And Truth, right before a robotic head resembling a Samurai helmet with a Sumo's chonmage on the back appeared while folding out a samurai head crest on forehead and a pair of Yak horns on the upper sides as it revealed the Mecha's face, which resembled that of GaoGaiGar from "King of Braves GaoGaiGar". Finally, after Vector Jewel attached itself to the rear section of Vector Sumo to form the wings, the eyes of the newly formed Mecha, which resembled a humongous robotic Sumo with bird wings on the back, glowed in a bright orange color, right before the Mecha made a few flexing movements with its big muscular arms. Then, after making two Sumo stomps, the Super Duper Sumos announced "AQUARION! SUMO!" as the Mecha, now named Aquarion Sumo, finished in a pose similar to Mamoo after the Super Duper Sumos finished their own transformation sequence. Needless to say, the heroes were astonished by the new Mecha while the villains were utterly flabbergasted by it, with Nurikaboom being more shocked by how much bigger it is than him. "*GASP!* D-D-Dekai! (H-H-Huge!)" Nurikaboom exclaimed in shock.
The Skyring then started glowing before it transformed into a dohyo as a portal opened up allowing a giant robot resembling and piloted by the mute Gyoji from Super Duper Sumos appeared. "Uh, what just happened, and who's that guy?" Aurachnid asked in confusion, referring to the Sky Ring's new form and the mute Gyoji, respectively. "I guess the Skyring just decided to go with theme." AkaRed shrugged. "As for him...in truth we're not entirely sure ourselves. He just shows up out of nowhere whenever we have arguments that result In Sumo matches." Mamoo noted "I don't think I've ever even heard him speak." Booma said.
"I know him! That's Dosei, the Gyoji!" Wisdom-san said. "Gyoji?" Everyone who doesn't know what that word means asked in confusion. "A Gyoji is a referee employed by the Japan Sumo Association, responsible for a variety of activities which concern the organisation of the sport in general and the refereeing of matches, as well as the preservation of professional sumo culture, deeply rooted in Shinto traditions!" Lisa explained. "Yeah, what she said!" Everyone who spoke Japanese said. "How do you know that Gyoji, Wisdom-san?" Sakura asked. "Oh, that's easy! I hired him to be my boys' personal Gyoji to observe their Sumo matches and also report back to me via letters about their progress! As for why my boys never heard him talk, well, it's because Dosei is mute, meaning that he can't talk even if he wants to, due to the poor fellow getting his throat injured by tree branch when he wasn't watching where he was going while on a hike!" Wisdom-san explained. "Oooh!" Everyone winced. "Yeah, fortunately, from what his doctor's note said, his muteness is only temporary, meaning that he'll be able to talk again soon!" Wisdom-san said. "That's good to know!" Shemo said. "Though, where did he get the giant robot look-alike of himself and how did he end up in our universe?" Clyde asked in confusion. "Somehow, I think the Gyoji robot is part of the Sky Ring's new form, and I think it also allowed Dosei to be summoned here from the Sumos' universe to pilot it!" AkaRed guessed.
Everyone just shrugged. "It's going to take a lot more than this to stop me!" Nurikaboom called, raising his foot and preparing to slam it into the ground. "Oh no you don't!" Reizouko called, firing a beam at Nurikaboom, causing him to hover over the ground. "Hey! Why Am I Floating Like Helium-Filled Balloon?!" Nurikaboom asked in confusion while floating. "Gravity powers." Reizouko said. "Nice one, Reizouko!" Ronnie Anne said. "Thanks!" Reizouko said. "Now let's see what this can do!" Booma said. "Mega Gluteus Maximus!" Booma announced as Aquarion Sumo soared up into the air and descended down before slamming its big metallic butt right onto Nurikaboom's face. "What is with this guy and butts?!" Nurikaboom asked in pain as Aquarion Sumo jumped back in the air. "Great Honorable Thunderball!" Kimo called. Aquarion Sumo then curled itself into a ball and slammed itself into Nurikaboom's stomach. "Giant Sumo Squeeze!" Mamoo called. Aquarion Sumo then grabbed Nurikaboom with its big muscular arms and gave the Nurikabe Animarius a literal crushing bear hug.
Before letting go, causing him to fall to the ground. "*GROAN!" MY BACK!" Nurikaboom complained in pain as he slowly got up while rubbing his back. "Mighty Sumo Clap!" Shemo announced as Aquarion Sumo when and made a hard clap with its hands, creating a sonic shockwave that not only stunned Nurikaboom, but also cracked his Soul Core. Noticing this, Nurikaboom started panicking. "Oh no, no, no, no, no, no!" He said frantically. "What's his problem?" Maria asked in confusion. "An Animarius' Soul Core is their lifeblood, if destroyed, they explode and revert back to a Soul Core that can be either revived through either the tree of life or our friends, the Alebrijes of Life and Death mixing their powers, or sealed away in a stone tablet, which is how my ancestors defeated them long ago, but if it's destroyed while not attached to their bodies, they disappear completely." Sakura explained.
"Wait, are you saying that medal on his left shoulder is his weakness and we should have been targeting that thing the entire time?!" Booma asked in shock, making everyone groan and facepalm in realization of that. "Either way, we'd better wrap this up, don't forget, we still have a giant Tardigrade to deal with in another dimension!" Lincoln said. "Oh, right! Thanks for reminding us!" Booma said. "Giant Tardigrade?" The Battle Fever J asked in confusion. "We'll explain on the way! For now, Reizouko-san?" Sakura asked. "Alebrije Busou!" Reizouko called, shifting into the Gravity Railcannon which then attached to Aquarion Sumo before being supported by LuchaPrime and Battle Fever Robo. "Remember, aim for the Soil Core, otherwise Nurikaboom will just swallow the blast whole and power himself up!" Lincoln said. "Right!" Reizouko said locking on to the Soul Core.
"As if I'll let that happen!" Nurikaboom declared as he tried to move away from the firing range, only to stopped as he was caught by a construct of the constellation Gemini, courtesy of the Callocelotarling mech. "Ah-ah-ah!" Frida said. "Gravity Buster!" Reizouko called, firing the Gravity Railcannon. "Wait, can't we talk this-" Nurikaboom asked, only to be cut off when the payload hit his Soul Core, launching him far away from the ring, exploding before Lincoln beamed his Soul Core onboard and sealed it in his driver. "And That's That!" Lincoln said. Needless to say, King Draco was very disappointed when he saw that from the monitor at the Animarius Empire Castle. He then seethed angrily before swinging the Shi No Gutai Ka, slicing several nearby Neo Lizardons in half. "Everyone, return to the Castle at once!" King Draco ordered.
"Fine, but this isn't over!" Akuji told everyone on the ground. "Hey, Akuji! I think I just found something that should put you back in your superiors' good graces!" Shibogumon said over the communicator. "Shibogumon? You survived? Where are you and what did you find?" Akuji in surprise. "Yeah I survived, although I'm going to need Cicadeath and Flygor to run some maintenence on Skeletron, but I found this space that should be perfect for your colleagues! I've already activated Dark Vector Armadeiras' Homing Beacon, just follow the signal!" Shibogumon said as he was in the middle of the Pecadiablos' original hideout! "Got it!" Akuji said. Before the Dark Vectors took off. "Now that Nurikaboom's taken care of, we need to grab Prima and Logan, then head off!" Lincoln said. "Right!" Everyone said, not realizing that Shockwing heard all that from the distance. "And I'll be joining you!" He said. Soon, the Vectors, Alebrije Mechs, and Battle Shark were flying through the dimension portal.
"So, what is this giant Tardigrade you kids mentioned?" Masao asked in confusion. "It's called Tardigrande, Bad Inc Created it as part of Miss Mister's latest plan to take over our world." Prima said. "And from what Wisdom-san saw before he got dropped into a portal by Gremlock, it seems like they're succeeding in that goal already!" Logan said. "Not if we have to say anything about it!" Lincoln said. "Once we arrive, Alraunellie and I are going to track down Gremlock and have a little 'chat' with him." Panopticon said. "Desco will come with you." Desco said. "So will I." Carlota said. "Me too." Aya said. "Don't forget me! I'm still mad that Gremlock went and sabotaged my pen pal Nyansipo's potion in the first place!" Cianán said. "Subaru and I are coming too!" Yui said. "That punk's going to pay for making our Onii-chans get their girlfriends pregnant under his hypnotic spell!" Subaru said. Soon, they exited the portal to see Generic City in utter chaos! "Holy Shamoly/Chalupa!" Lincoln and Manny exclaimed at the sight of it all.
"You can say that again!" Kimo said. "There!" Prima said pointing everyone to City Hall where the citizens were cowering in fear while Bad Inc and Tardigrande were slowly making their way. "That definitely can't be good!" Logan said. With Bad Inc, Miss Mister was laughing maniacally. "Yes! Cower in fear! But it won't change a thing! You're doomed, and no one is coming to your rescue! Tardigrande, do your thing!" Miss Mister said as Tardigrande roared before a missile struck it, causing it to roar in pain. "What?! Who Dares Hurt My Beautiful Monster, Especially Since Not Even The Military's Weapons Couldn't Hurt Him?!" Doctor Stinger asked in anger and confusion. "Look! Up in the sky! It's...a bunch of spaceships, robot animals, and a flying battleship?" A citizen asked in confusion.
"What?!" Miss Mister asked, looking up. That's when Vectors LL, Jewel, Anansi, Tigre, and Sumo, along with the Alebrije Mechs and the Battle Shark, can be seen flying overhead. "Attention people of Generic City! Do not be alarmed! We mean you no harm! Unless you're with Bad Inc, in which case be very alarmed, because we have traveled across time and space to put an end to your evil deeds!" Sakura said before firing lasers at Tardigrande. That made Tardigrande roar in pain again before angrily retaliating by breathing flames from his mouth right at the Vectors. "Where in the world did they come from?!" Miss Mister asked. "And since when did Alebrije look like that?!" Gremlock asked in shock. "Those are the Alebrije you've mentioned to us earlier?" B.S. asked in confusion. "Yeah, but I don't understand how they're here in this universe or why they're so big and mechanica-" Gremlock said before freezing as he, Panopticon, and Alraunellie sensed each other.
"Panopticon? But how? He was sealed with everyone else? And who is the other one I'm sensing? It's like Alraunela and Leshire, but slightly different!" Gremlock muttered in confusion. "Who are you talking about, Gremlock?" Genghis Fangis asked in confusion. "He's talking about us!" Panopticon said as he, Alraunellie, and Desco beamed down while Carlota, Aya, Ciannan, Yui, and Subaru flew down, returning to their human forms. "Panopticon! You're here! *Chuckle!* Haven't heard from you since you got sealed away in the Dark Box! How'd you get out of there, and who's that young demon girl that somehow looks like a younger human-legged version of Alraunela?" Gremlock asked. "The Dark Box was opened, Gremlock." Panopticon said, glaring at the gremlin. "And I'm Alraunellie, daughter of the Pecadiablos Alraunela and Leshire." Alraunellie said, also glaring at him.
"Daughter, huh? Wow, Alraunela and Leshire sure must have gotten busy!" Gremlock noted before shaking his head. "Wait, the Dark Box was opened?! When did that happen and how?" He asked in confusion. "It was dug up by a villainous empire and accidentally opened when a young boy pure of heart rested his elbow on it." Panopticon explained. "And that caused everyone to be freed, including the main seven Pecadiablos themselves, which included your master Lujuria!" Alraunellie added. "You mean all that happened and I've missed it while I was off traveling through the multiverse?!" Gremlock asked in shock. "And to say they're all looking for you is a bit of an understatement!" A voice called as everyone looked up to see Shockwing. "Shockwing!" Aya said angrily, tightening her fist. "An unusual-looking Prinny? Who are you?" Gremlock asked in confusion. "The name's Shockwing, I'm a friend of your mistress, and that's not the only thing we have in common!" Shockwing said, holding up his Dimension Hopper, which reacted to the one on Gremlock's cane.
"You have a Dimension Hopper too? Where did you get it from?" Gremlock asked. "And come to think of it, aren't you supposed to say 'dood' at the end of your sentences?" He asked in confusion. "I'm quite different from regular Prinnies, since I was originally an Animarius soldier rather than a human before I became like this, plus I really never liked ending my sentences with 'dood', cause it's really annoying! As for how I got this Dimension Hopper, apparently, I found it in the castle basement of the Netherworld I forced to work in, and I've used it to escape through multiple dimensions before managing to find the one I originated from, which so happens to be your dimension! Plus, it turns out that it was the same Dimension Hopper that the main seven Pecadiablos had lost after getting driven away by King Krichevskoy, who was the father Overlord Laharl, the current ruler of the Netherworld that I escaped from!" Shockwing explained. "What about you? How did you get yours?" He asked.
"Oh, while I was hiding from Magigo and the Alebrijes, sometime after they sealed everyone away in the Dark Box except for me, due to me tricking them into sealing away the doppelganger I've created, I ended up discovering the remains a weird-looking craft, which kinda resembled a fortress with advanced propulsion turbines on the corners, and decided to explore it out of curiosity and try to find anything that could be useful for me! That's when I ended up finding the Dimension Hopper among the rubble and, upon messing around with it, managed to figure out how to use it to travel through various universes and dimensions, giving me the perfect opportunity to cause my brand of mischief and mayhem across the multiverse, though I sometimes return to my home universe to perform my usual tactics from time to time before traveling back to multiverse!" Gremlock explained.
"Yeah, like the time you've gone and sabotaged my pen pal's potion!" Cianán angrily stated, gaining Gremlock's attention. "Oh, I'm sorry! Didn't realize you were... Wait, your face and voice looks and sounds familiar!" Gremlock said upon noticing Cianán. "My name is Cianan O'Rourke." Cianan said. "Cianán O'Rourke, hmmm... Oh! Now I remember! You're one of those three boys that drank the potion that I've sabotaged!" Gremlock said upon remembering. "That's, right! No thanks to you, that sabotaged potion not only made us become well-endowed down there instead of giving us the muscles we were trying to get, but it also caused our girlfriends to become extremely attracted to us to the point of making all six of us no longer virgins, and that also caused us to become young fathers since our girlfriends got pregnant after that!" Cianán said angrily. "Let's not forget the fact that the potion in question was made by my cousin, who was also one the boys that drank it!" Aya said. "Oh, yeah! I remember now! Being able to sneak into that werehyena village was a cinch, especially since I have my aura-cloaking ability in addition to my invisibility, so that won't get detected! Heck, I even created my female clone familiar Gremelda to trick some young girl into allowing her to get possessed and become violently aggressive against other girls! Anyway, in case you're wondering why I sabotaged that potion in the first place, honestly, it's mostly a prank made out of curiosity of what would happen if I simply switched out one ingredient for a different one, and I must say that the end results were hilarious! And the best part was that I didn't even need to use any of my hypnosis spells to get those kids to make babies with each other, because that potion made those boys produce unique pheromones that drove girlfriends to wanting to mate with them like cats in heat, though I'm guessing it's because that Cranberry Juice I've put in place of the Pomegranate Juice was a little bit fermented, if you know what I'd mean!" Gremlock said before laughing in reminisce of that incident.
"Well what's your excuse for what you did with our Oniichans and their girlfriends?!" Yui asked, gesturing to herself and Subaru. "I'm sorry, but you'd have to be more specific on you're talking about, because I don't actually recognize you little kids!" Gremlock said. Yui and Subaru then pulled out their phones and showed images of Yui's older brother Benjiro together with his girlfriend Hozumi and Subaru's older brother Katashi together with his girlfriend Niyuki, respectively. "Oh yeah, the dog boys! Let me tell you, I did not see those tails coming!" Gremlock said with a chuckle. "First of all, they're not domestic dogs, they're part-Kitsune, as in a Nine-Tailed Fox, and part-Tanuki, as in a magical Japanese Raccoon Dog!" Subaru said. "And second of all, why did you hypnotize our Onii-chans to get their girlfriends pregnant?!" Yui asked angrily. "Why? Well, I'm a Pecadiablo from the army of Lujuria, the Pecadiablo of Lust, so it's just what I do when I feel like it! Besides, those two boys' love for their girlfriends are so strong, that I just can't pass up a chance like that!" Gremlock admitted.
"Ew, what are you supposed to be? Some sort of Octopus girl or something?" Gremlock said, noticing Desco. "Desco is a manmade artificial cyborg demon from another world, and the tentacles belong to her pet and companion Octorabbit!" Desco said while pointing at the Octorabbit, who's on her back. "As well as the love of my life!" Alraunellie said, planting a loving kiss on Desco's cheek. "*Shudder!* Same-sex Couples! Just seeing them gives me the chills!" Gremlock said with a shudder. "Let me guess, not a big fan of same-sex relationships?" Alraunellie asked in a cheeky manner. "As a matter of fact, I'm not! Sure, my hypnosis spells do technically work on same sex couples as much as opposite-sex couples, but, unfortunately, for obvious reasons, they can't make babies with each other, even if they want to! Believe me, I made the mistake of hypnotizing a young lesbian couple in Greece one time ago after I mistook one of the girls for a boy, mainly due to her having boyish short hair and wearing very baggy boy clothes that hid her feminine curves very well, if you know what I mean! *Shudder!* I practically had to hightail out of the country after the lesbian couple discovered me upon the spell wearing off and threw rocks at me!" Gremlock explained with a shudder. This caught Kairos' attention. "Wait a minute." He said flying down and taking on his own human appearance.
"What are the girls' names?" Kairos asked angrily. "Well, I believe their names were Terry, who was the one that I thought was a boy, but turned out to be a girl who's full name is Theresa, and Margaret, though I never got their last names on the account of me having to leave Greece in a hurry and all!" Gremlock said. "Why do you ask?" He asked. "So you're the weird little pervert!" Kairos realized. "I'm sorry, but, who are you?" Gremlock asked in confusion. "I'm Kairos Sideris! Margaret is my cousin from my mother's side, and Terry is her girlfriend and fiance!" Kairos answered angrily. "A couple of weeks before we moved to the US, they told us about how some weird little pervert watched them having sex before they drove him off with rocks!" He explained. "And took place about 3 years ago, since they were 15 at the time while they're both currently 18 now!" Kairos added.
"Yeah, and let me tell you, those girls are scarily accurate, and that Margaret girl is incredibly strong! Why do you think I have this?" Gremlock asked, holding up his cane. "She threw a boulder at me that ended up breaking one of my legs that left me with a limp!" He said. "Ouch!" Doctor Stinger winced. "Yeah, fortunately, the limp didn't really hinder my super speed, plus it helps that I can fly just as fast!" Gremlock said. "Yeah, the genes inherited from our ancestor, the Amazon Cora, does tend to make the girls rather strong and athletic." Kairos admitted. "An Amazon, you say? Well, that would definitely explain it all!" Gremlock noted. "But anyway, none of that matters, now that the two of you are here, we can make more mischief together in the name of the Pecadiablos!" He said excitedly, placing arms on Panopticon and Alraunellie's shoulders. "Actually..." Shockwing said as Panopticon summoned his staff while Alraunellie made some vines pop out of the ground. "They're no longer loyal to any of the Pecadiablos." He finished as Panopticon swiped his staff at Gremlock.
That prompted Gremlock to yell "YIPE!" as he swiftly dodged Panopticon's attack before it could hit him. Only to be wrapped up in Alraunellie's vines. "Uh Oh!" Gremlock said in worry. "*Sigh!* I'd better help you out of this mess!" Shockwing said before he jumped down and pulled a pair swords from his pouch as he used them to cut through the vines and free Gremlock. "Excuse me, Miss Mister, we appear to be receiving a video call from one of the spaceships." B.S said. "*Sigh!* Answer it, B.S.!" Miss Mister ordered. B.S. did so, only to flinch after doing so. "You aren't going to like this!" He said, showing a screen that had the Super Duper Sumos, Shemo Wisdom-san, Prima, and Logan. "WHAT?! THEY'RE ALL ALIVE?! BUT HOW?!" Miss Mister asked in shock and confusion. "You're going to have to try harder than that, Miss Mister!" Mamoo said as Aquarion Sumo and LuchaPrime were formed while Battle Fever Robo was released from Battle Shark. "Skyring, descend!" Ronnie Anne called.
LuchaPrime then shot out a beam from the Prime Blaster and summoned the Sky Ring from the clouds. "A giant flying wrestling ring? What's up with that?" Genghis Fangis asked in confusion. "They use it to prevent collateral damage." Shockwing said. "What?! But, that's not fair! We love collateral damage!" Doctor Stinger complained. "Your aura tells me you love her more." Aya said with a chuckle, pointing to Miss Mister. "I'm sorry, aura? What's that?" Doctor Stinger asked in confusion. "The atmosphere or quality that surrounds living things, I can see them." Aya said. "And your aura tells me that you're obsessively in love with Miss Mister, even though she clearly doesn't harbor any romantic feelings towards you!" She added. "Don't remind me." Miss Mister said in annoyance.
"What? Don't like the way I look?" Doctor Stinger asked. "Not just your looks, but your creepy behavior too!" Miss Mister said in disgust. "Yeah, she's got you there!" Ghengis said. That made Doctor Stinger grumble a bit. "On another note, how did you all get to this universe and what's with the giant robots?" B.S. asked in confusion. "We have technology that allows us to travel between worlds and those robots are our weapons in the fight against evil!" Aya explained. "And, apparently, the world that Gremlock dropped the Sumos, Prima, Logan, and Wisdom-san into just so happens to be our world, if you must know!" Carlota said. That made Miss Mister, Doctor Stinger, B.S., and Genghis Fangis groan in complaint before glaring at Gremlock in annoyance. "Hey, it's been almost a year since I've last been to my world and the location was random, how was I supposed to know that dimension was really my home universe?" Gremlock asked in defense. "Besides, it's not like this thing tells you which world the portal opened up leads to!" He said.
"Believe me, I had a similar problem when I first used my Dimension Hopper!" Shockwing said. "And the fact that some Prinnies were chasing after me didn't help." He said. "So, I'm guessing you've managed to figure out how to work your own Dimension Hopper, right?" Gremlock asked. "Pretty much." Shockwing said. As he said that, Tardigrande was transported up to the Sky Ring, where Aquarion Sumo, LuchaKing, and Battle Fever Robo gathered together to attack it. "Alright, let's get him!" Booma said as Aquarion Sumo charged forth. "Mega Gluteus Maximus!" He called. Aquarion Sumo then jumped up and then descended down with its big metallic butt. In response, Tardigrande crouched down and extended the spikes on its body in order to defend himself. "Energy Lance!" Becky called as the blade of the Prime Blaster turned into cyan colored energy which LuchaPrime used to cut off Tardigrande's spikes.
This allowed Aquarion Sumo to literally squash Tardigrande underneath its big metallic butt. "Nice one, Becky-chan!" Sakura called. "You're Welcome!" Becky said. "Giant Sumo Squeeze!" Mamoo said as Aquarion Sumo grabbed and squeezed Tardigrande tight in a super strong bear hug. "This doesn't look good!" Ghengis said. "Well, don't just stand there, Stinger, DO SOMETHING!" Miss Mister ordered angrily. "Don't worry, my Queen! I've made a whole swarm of back-up monsters in case of such an emergency!" Doctor Stinger said as he pulled out a remote from the hatch on his back and pressed the button, causing a large door to open from the base of Bad Inc Headquarters, allowing a huge swarm of Kaiju-sized mutant Asian Giant Hornets with razor-sharp mandibles in their mouths, diamond-encrusted stingers on their abdomens and sharp spikes along their bodies, all while lead by a larger Queen Hornet with bigger prominent spikes, slightly larger mandibles, and a longer diamond-encrusted stinger as well as a queen's crown on top of her head, to fly out of the building and up towards the Sky Ring. Needless to say, once the mutant Hornets made to the Sky Ring, Sakura immediately spotted them and screamed in terror.
"OSUSUMEBACHI!" She cried in terror. Sakura then got into a panic attack that greatly affected Aquarion Sumo's movements, forcing the Mecha to let go of Tardigrande. "Ah man, not these things again!" Booma said in annoyance. "I don't think they're the same Hornets we've encountered before!" Kimo noted. "In truth, They Look Worse!" Mamoo said in fright. "Are Those Mutated Asian Giant Hornets?!" Maria asked in shock. "And is Jewel okay?" She asked in concern, noticing Sakura's whimpering. "When she was young, Sakura was attacked and nearly killed by a swarm of Asian Giant Hornets, and has been terrified of them ever since! Needless to say, our fights against an Asian Giant Hornet Animarius as well as a Shocker Kaijin with the same motif, and a swarm of them earlier today didn't help much." Lincoln said.
That made the Battle Fever J, Shemo, and Wisdom-san gasp in shock. "To make matters worse, as we just saw, Aquarion can't function properly when Sakura is like this!" Clyde said worriedly. "Why not?" Masao asked. "Aquarion requires complete synergy between the pilots of the Vectors that make it up, if something is wrong with just one of them, well you get the idea. We need to make an emergency substitution real quick until we can get rid of these guys!" Lincoln said. "Somehow, I don't think they're gonna give us that chance!" Prima said as the Mutant Hornets charged towards the Mechas and struck them with their stingers, which caused major damage because those stingers were encrusted with diamonds. That made Sakura cry louder. "How are they getting past our defenses so easily?!" Kimo asked in shock. "Their Stingers! They're encrusted with diamonds!" Logan realized after getting a good look at one of the Mutant Hornets. "And that explains things, how?" Booma asked in confusion. "Diamonds are the toughest materials on the planet, sharp enough to cut through even the toughest of metals, especially solid steel!" Logan said.
"I don't think you're helping Sakura's mental state any, sweetie!" Prima told her boyfriend. Sakura can be heard screaming at that. "My bad!" Logan apologized. Meanwhile, Miss Mister was rather impressed by the Mutant Hornets and how they're able to damage the Mechas so much. "Clever, Stinger, clever! And the fact that one of those interlopers is afraid of Asian Giant Hornets is an unexpected, but welcome touch." She said. "Why thank you Miss Mister I-" Stinger said only to be cut off. "Hey, what's that?" Ghengis asked as a portal opened up, allowing Aquarion Ghepard to drop down on the Skyring before starting to shoot some of the mutant Hornets out of the sky. "WHAT THE HECK!?" Miss Mister asked in shock as Aquarions EVOL and Spada, as well as Vectors TMNT and Phantom flew out as well.
"Who are they?" Shirou asked in confusion. "More friends of ours, nice timing you guys!" Lincoln said. "Lisa told us everything, so we're glad to help!" Amata said. "Yeah, now where is this Gremlock punk? I'd like a few words with him!" MIX said, cracking her knuckles from the cockpit she was currently sharing with Andy. "If you're looking for him, he's right down there!" Booma said as Aquarion Sumo pointed down to where Gremlock is. "Perfect! Beam me down!" MIX said. "Yes, Ma'am!" Andy said with a scared look on his face. Before doing so. That allowed MIX to be safely teleported over to the side of Aya, Alraunellie, Panopticon, Carlota, Desco, Cianán, Yui, Subaru, and Kairos. "Where is he!?" MIX asked angrily. "He's right over there!" Yui and Subaru said while at Gremlock, who's standing alongside Shockwing. "Perfect!" MIX said.
She then marched forwards and called out "Hey You!", gaining Gremlock's attention. MIX then slammed her fist into Gremlock's face. That caused Gremlock to reel back while covering his face in pain. "OW! Who Are You, And What Was That Punch For?!" Gremlock asked in pain and confusion. "My name is MIX, student and Aquarion pilot of Neo-DEAVA!" MIX introduced herself. "And I find your behavior ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!" She said. "And how do you know about me, young lady?" Gremlock asked. "Does the city of Neo-Kowloon or the names Amata and Mikono mean anything to you?" MIX asked. "Neo-Kowloon? Oh, I remember that place! It was a Nice city! Plenty of good food to eat, lots of sights to see! And those young adults were quite easy to put my spell on!" Gremlock remembered. "So, why did make Amata get Mikono pregnant before their marriage?!" MIX demanded. "Well, not only did I figure out how strong their love is for each other, I also did overhear about their plans for marriage, so I figured I'd just save them the trouble on deciding on when to have kids by hypnotizing them into having kids before their marriage, that way, then they do get married, they'll have plenty of time to settle down and buy themselves a home before their babies would be born!" Gremlock said with a chuckle, much to MIX's further disgust.
"Oh, now he's done it." Andy said. "You... You... SACRILEGIOUS PERVERT! YOU DARE TO INTERFERE WITH MARRIAGE JUST LIKE THAT?!" MIX asked angrily. "Well, of course, I dare! It's what I like to do! Besides, it's not the first time I've done something like that, if know what I mean!" Gremlock said smugly, making MIX growl angrily. She then kicked him in the groin. "OOOOH! Right... In the nether regions!" Gremlock said as he covered his crotch in pain while the witnessing males, both heroes and villains alike, winced at that sight. After that, Gremlock struggled a little bit to get his composure back before accidentally knocking down a random pipe that hit a random wooden board, causing it to fling a small stone that was on it like bullet that ricocheted across several pillars, walls, pipes, and doors before it ended up hitting Miss Mister's necklace pendant, causing it to break. "*Sigh!* And that was my favorite pendant too!" Miss Mister complained. "Oh, that's not good!" Wisdom-san said upon seeing that. "What's wrong, Wisdom-san?" Logan asked.
"That was the pendant I sealed Ghengis Fangus in long ago!" Wisdom-san explained. "But, Genghis Fangis doesn't look sealed up now!" Clyde pointed out. "That's because the pendant makes it so that even if he were to get out, he would be rendered weaker than a kitten, due to it draining his power and strength!" Wisdom-san explained. "But because the pendant was broken..." He started saying. As he said that, energy poured out of the broken pendant and then hit Genghis Fangis, though it didn't hurt him. "This feeling! It's happening! I'm finally getting my power back!" Genghis Fangis declared in excitement. Once that happened, Genghis Fangis became bigger, muscular, and younger as his skin went from wrinkly to smooth and his side hairs, moustache and goatee turned from white to black while he also gained chest hairs on his chest and black spiked wrist bands around his wrists. "Oh Yeah! I'm Back, Baby!" Genghis Fangis shouted in revelry, now in a gruff deep voice more akin of a male professional wrestler than that of an old man. "Oh dear." Wisdom-san said. "Is that what Genghis Fangis looked like before you defeated him, Wisdom-san?!" Shemo asked in shock. "That's him!" Wisdom-san said.
"What just happened?" Doctor Stinger asked in confusion. "When the pendant was broken, the magic Wisdom-san used to seal me away inside it as well as limit my power, was broken with it!" Genghis Fangus explained. "You mean that all we had to do to get you back to full power was simply just break the pendant? Why didn't you tell us something that important!" Miss Mister asked in annoyance. "To be fair, my weakened form made not only look like a small shriveled-up old man, but it also made me behave like one too, even made me nearly senile! So, obliviously, I forgot about it!" Genghis Fangis answered honestly. Miss Mister facepalmed at this. "Anyway, since I'm back in full power, Doctor Stinger, do you still have my army of soldiers?" Genghis Fangis asked Doctor Stinger. "As a matter of fact, I managed to recover them and have them recuperate at our headquarters after they were defeated in our failed time traveling scheme!" Doctor Stinger answered.
"Desco has a bad feeling about this!" Desco said as Alraunellie and Panopticon summoned Demi Diablos to fight by their side. Then, Doctor Stinger pulled out another remote and pressed its button, allowing the garage door of Bad Inc Headquarters to open and allow a truck to drive out before stopping in the battlefield, allowing a small army of identical muscular dark-skinned Asian men with black thin moustaches, goatees, and top ponytails and wearing brownish sleeveless Asian armor with matching pants and boots while carrying battle axes in their left hands. "We'd better get down there!" Takeru told the others. "We'll go down as well!" Leo called from Vector TMNT. "So will Dani and I!" Danny said. "WAIT FOR ME!" Aden said eagerly upon hearing Dani's name. Azalee couldn't help but chuckle at that last thing. "I swear, Aden, you're so desperate sometimes it's honestly pathetic!" She said.
"NOT THE TIME, AZALEE!" Aden shouted in embarrassment. "Yeah, seriously, it's almost as pathetic as when my Dad talks about my Mom!" Manny said. "Et tu, Manny?" Aden asked in disappointment. "Or as when Clyde was crushing on Lori, no offense, buddy." Lincoln said. "None taken, I actually agree with you!" Clyde said. "*Groan!* Let's just go!" Aden said, clearly annoyed and embarrassed, as he, Edge, Shintomaru, Manny, Davi, Toshiro, the Ninja Turtles, Takeru, Makoto, Alain, Kanon, Edith, Yoichi, Toshiko, Andros, Phixia, Fuka, Danny, Dani, Master Toadus, Gorf, Bufoam, Deltoad, Mavortius, Tapalcuard, Hylinook (who's wearing a gray full body robe to cover his transparent skin), Siberius, Jaguaron, Tapirus, Bowladillo, Pangoro, Ectoby, Batkor, Ibiscus, Storkana, Hawktor, Curassock, Toucanick, Fregatax, Gilabite, Orbicula, Mambana, Toxobra, Mormyron, Lambeon, Gorgos, Quetzalcoatlord, Deltadrome, Carcharadontos, Thalassodreg, Phoenexus, Elisserios, Hieracos, Crios, and Buendejo, teleported down to the battlefield. "Whoa! That many heroes, huh? Better summon the Demi and War Diablos while I'm here!" Gremlock said as he snapped his fingers, allowing an army of his own Demi Diablos and War Diablos to appear out of the ground.
"Ikuze, Shaka Zulu!" Edith called, pulling out, activating, and loading the Shaka Zulu Eyecon into his driver.
Eye! Bacchiri Mite! Bacchiri Mite!
That caused a black, yellow, red, green, white, blue, and maroon-colored sleeveless Parka Ghost that resembled the African Warrior outfit of Shaka Zulu himself (complete with the feathered hat on top of the head, the armbands and wrist bands attached to strings that make up the Parka Ghost's arms, the Zulu Collar on the neck/upper chest area, the knee braces attached at the bottom of the Parka Ghost where the skirt armor is, and the Ishlangu Shield attached to the Parka Ghost's back) flew out of the Sennin Driver and struck a mighty warrior pose. Edith then pulled the trigger.
Kaigan! Shaka Zulu! (*War Horns Blowing, Followed By African Music!*) Suwaru to Jinari o Okosu Hito (The One Who When Seated Causes The Earth to Rumble)! (*Battle Cries, Followed By Cape Buffalo Bellows and Lion Roars*)
That allowed the Shaka Zulu Parka Ghost to merge with Edith in place of his usual Parka Ghost, having the armbands and wrist bands strap themselves onto his arms and having the knee braces detach themselves from the skirt armor and attach themselves to his legs, before lifting up its face to form the helmet, which had the same symbol as the Shaka Zulu Eyecon, completing Edith's transformation into Shaka Zulu Damashii. After that, the Sennin Driver summoned a long high tech staff with Edith's seven-horned Eye symbol on the middle section, which Edith grabbed with his right hand.
Gan Gun Staff!
Then, in response to Edith's Shaka Zulu Damashii, the Gan Gun Staff popped out a broad 12 inch long blade from the top end of the staff.
Iklwa Mode!
He then had the Ishlangu Shield detach itself from the Shaka Zulu Damashii's back before he grabbed it with his left hand. "Let's go, Tackle-sempai!" Toshiko said, pulling out, activating and loading the Tackle Eyecon into her driver.
Eye! Bacchiri Heiwa! Bacchiri Heiwa!
This summoned a Parka Ghost resembling the Denpa Ningen, taking on a fighting pose before Toshiko pulled the trigger.
Kaigan! Tackle! Stronger no Aibo! (Stronger's Partner) Denpa Ningen, Go! (Electron Wave Human, Go)
That allowed the Tackle Parka Ghost to merge with Toshiko in place of her usual Parka Ghost and then lift up the face to form the helmet, which had the same symbol as the Tackle Eyecon. "Let's join in too, Tesla-san!" Yoichi said as he then pulled out the Eyecon of Nikola Tesla, activated it, and loaded into his driver.
Eye! Batchiri Booyah! Batchiri Booyah!
That caused a maroon-colored Parka Ghost, who had physical elements of Nikola Tesla's iconic jacket and waist coat with his iconic hat on top of the head, medium-sized twin Tesla Coils attached to the shoulders, and a smaller one on top of the hat, to fly out and strike a pose. While Yoichi pulled his trigger, Shintomaru took one look at the Tackle Damashii and smiled under his helmet before slipping through an Aurora Curtain.
Kaigan! Tesla! (*Electricity Sparking, Followed By Techno Music*) Muryo no Koryu Denki (Free Alternating Current Electricity)! Enerugī no chichi (Father of Energy)! (*Zapping Noises!*)
That allowed the Tesla Parka Ghost to merge with Yoichi in place of his usual Parka Ghost and then lift up the face to form the helmet, which had the same symbol as the Tesla Eyecon. Yoichi's Driver then summoned a weapon resembling the Gan Gun Saber, albeit with a sharper angular blade and a wide cross guard often seen in a Fantasy RPG video game and a somewhat longer handle, that Yoichi grabbed with his right hand.
Gan Gun Calibur!
He then converted the weapon into a formation similar to the Gan Gun Saber's Naginata Mode before a maroon-colored high-tech Plasma Globe appeared out of nowhere and converted into a mechanical Jellyfish that then attached itself to the upper half blade of the Gan Gun Calibur and wrapped its tentacles around it in a coiling formation, making the weapon look like a staff with a blade on the bottom half and a Plasma Globe-tipped Tesla Coil on the top half.
Tesla Coil Mode!
Takeru, Makoto, and Alain then pulled out the Mugen, Sin Specter, and Yujou Burst Eyecons and loaded them.
Mugen Shinka! Eye! Batchiriminā...Batchiriminā!
Seven Shinka! Eye! Batchirimiro (Miro...Miro...) Batchirimiro!
That allowed them to summon the Mugen, Sin Spector, and Yujou Burst Parka Ghosts before they shouted "Henshin!" and activated their respective transformations.
Chokaigan! Mugen! (Angelic rock music) Keep on going! Go, Go, Go! Go, Go, Go! Go, Go, Go! Gotta! Ghost!
Sinkaigan! Sin Specter! Pride! Greed! Lust! Wrath! Envy! Gluttony! Sloth! Break! Deadly Sin!
Yujoukaigan! Burst! Orera Burst! Yujou fight! Tomete miseru ze omae no tsumi o!
They then all merged with their respective Parka Ghosts to enter their final forms. "Time to see what Keikai-san is capable of!" Edge said, pulling out three new Core Medals. Appearance-wise, the new Core Medals are all colored in different shades of Jade, with the first one being light Jade with the right side image of a Longisquama, the second one being regular jade with the upwards facing image of a gliding Coelurosauravus, and the third one being dark Jade with the upwards image of a gliding Sharovipteryx. "Ikuzo!" Edge said, loading the medals into his driver and running the OOO Scanner over them.
Rongisukama (Longisquama)! Koerurosauravusu (Coelurosauravus)! Sharovu~iputerikusu (Sharovipteryx)! (*Small Warbling Chirps!*) Ronkoerusha! (*Wind Blowing!*) Ronkoerusha! (*Tornado Gusting!*)
That's when the images surrounding Edge stopped and showed the symbols of the Longisquama, Coelurosauravus, and Sharovipteryx Core Medals before they then merged into one symbol and attached itself to Edge's chest to convert his form into a brand new all-Jade-colored form that gave him a light Jade helmet shaped like the body of a Longisquama (complete with the prehistoric reptile's signature long hockey stick-like back structures acting like an oversized Mohawk and the creature's tail acting as a low ponytail while a structure shaped like the head of a Longisquama is set on the forehead of the helmet), a pair of long, rod-like gliding ossifications like those of a Coelurosauravus projecting outwards from the middle sides of his back, a pair of normal Jade gauntlets with reptilian claws on the finger tips and a pair of Coelurosauravus-shaped drones attached above the forearms, a long thin Sharovipteryx tail on his rear end, and a pair of dark Jade Sharovipteryx-themed leg armor with Sharovipteryx head-shaped kneecaps, reptilian clawed boots, and gliding wing membranes on the back of the legs. The name of Edge's new Triassic Reptile-themed combo is Ronkoerusha! "There room for one more?" A voice asked, making everyone turn to see someone walk out of an Aurora Curtain that the Tackle Damashii recognized immediately.
That person was none other than Shigeru Jo. "Sh-Sh-Shigeru!" The Tackle Damashii said. "Allow me to introduce you guys to Jo Shigeru, Kamen Rider Stronger!" Shintomaru said. "I'll admit, I don't know which surprised me more, the fact that Decade was reborn, or the fact that not even death has stopped you from finding a way to fight evil, Yuriko." Shigeru said with a chuckle. That made the Tackle Damashii blush a little bit. "Now then...Henshin...STRONGER!" Shigeru called. Shigeru then removed his gloves and rubbed the coils on his cybernetic hands together to create a static charge to activate his driver, called the S Belt Lightning Electrer, allowing him to instantly transform into Kamen Rider Stronger. "Can't let him show me up, Ouros, pick out a form I haven't used yet!" Aden said.
"How about Geo Mode, which uses the Earth Element?" Ouros suggested. "Works for me! Geo on!" Aden called. He then pressed one of the symbols on the Ouroblade's Alchemy Circle, specifically the Alchemic Symbol for Earth, and then spun it, allowing him to summon a version of the Ouroblade's snake familiar made of rocks and dirt, which then ascend up to the sky to let out a hiss before descending down onto Aden and turning into rocks and dirt that covered him and merged with his armor to decorate it with brown rock-and-dirt-shaped armor pieces and decals. "Huh! A Rocks and Dirt motif, kinda appropriate!" Aden noted. "Plus it's the perfect chance to show off my new muscles to you know who!" He said, pointing to Dani who blasted one of Ghengis Fangus' soldiers. "I'm starting to agree with your sister, you are pathetic." Ouros said.
"Hey!" Aden complained. "Talk about how pathetic Aden is later!" Alraunellie said, shooting some of her pollen at Gremlock's Demi Diablos. That caused those specific Demi Diablos to get poisoned. "Using your powers against your own kind, how disgusting! Alraunela and Leshire would be extremely disappointed in you, young demon!" Gremlock said. "My parents don't know anything about my defection, especially since they were sealed back into the Dark Box as soon as my mother launched the seed pod that contained me out of her back before they both exploded!" Alraunellie said. "Sounds like you're lucky, who knows how they'd react to this?" Gremlock asked with a chuckle, making Alraunellie flinch as Gremlock's words sunk in. This didn't go unnoticed by Desco. "Octorabbit..." Desco said as Gremlock laughed. "Sic him!" She ordered.
As commanded Octorabbit jumped off of Desco's back and then grabbed Gremlock with its tentacles. Before repeatedly slamming the Gremlin into the ground while Desco rushed over to Alraunellie. "Nellie?" Desco asked her girlfriend in concern. "Are you okay?" She asked. "I don't know, I never really thought about it." Alraunellie admitted. "Well don't! That idiot doesn't know what he's talking about! A real parent wouldn't care about their child's decisions, just look at Desco and Fuka's! Our Dad created Desco specifically to help her take over the world!" Desco reminded her. "What about your mother?" Alraunellie asked. "She died two years before Desco or Des X were even created!" Desco said sadly. "Oh." Alraunellie said sadly. "But that's beside the point, if your parents won't understand your reasoning, they don't deserve a girl as amazing as you for a daughter!" Desco said.
That made Alraunellie smile a little bit. She then kissed Desco on the lips. That made Desco blush a little bit. "Thanks for cheering me up, Desco!" Alraunellie said. "Anything for you, Desco's love." Desco said, giving Nellie a kiss of her own. "Would Somebody Get This Tentacled Creature Off Of Me?!" Gremlock complained as the Octorabbit continued beating him up. "*Sigh!* I'll do it!" Shockwing said in mild annoyance as he used his twin swords to slash at the Octorabbit, forcing it to let go of Gremlock while screeching in pain. "OCTORABBIT!" Desco called in fear before Alraunellie wrapped some vines around Gremlock and Shockwing before slamming them both into the ground repeatedly. "Darn it! Looks I have to take some drastic action!" Shockwing said as he activated his Dimension Hopper and opened a portal that allowed Belphesnore and Lujuria to appear. "L-L-Lady Lujuria!" Gremlock said nervously.
"Gremlock, so this is where you've been!" Lujuria said. "Well, technically I've been all over the multiverse, but these two worlds I've been to quite frequently, the one we're originally from, and this one full of whack-a-doos, for example, I once met this guy, I think his name was Exhaus, he told me about wanting to build this intergalactic highway, but couldn't find a space system without enough space, so I joked to him, why not manipulate a bunch of people to destroy a bunch of planets? Then this other time, I found some sort of research center with a bunch of computers and barrels full of this stuff called 'Enetron', I thought it'd be funny to hack into the computers, create a computer virus, and mix in some of the Enetron, I don't know what entirely happened, but next thing I know after escaping, the entire complex is teleported away!" Gremlock said, laughing. (Just Some Stuff Hallucigenia77 And I Came Up With To Explain Messiah's Origins Which Weren't Really Ever Explained And They Came Up With The Exhaus Thing)
This caught AkaRed's attention. Of course, Lujuria gave him a hard smack upon Gremlock's head, much to Gremlock's pain and chagrin. "OW! What was that for, Lady Lujuria?!" Gremlock complained. "That was for idiotically giving Exhaus that whole Intergalactic Highway idea in the first place! Seriously, there's a difference between conquering worlds and destroying them like what Exhaus had tried to do that Universe's version of Earth!" Lujuria said sternly. "Okay, Sorry, Lady Lujuria! To be fair, I was actually joking about the whole planetary destruction thing at the time, I didn't think he would actually take it so literally!" Gremlock said while rubbing his head. "But, wait, how did you know about Exhaus?" He asked in confusion. "Oh, it's because of this book I've recently stolen that details everything to know about the Super Sentai, the heroes of that universe, and their enemies!" Shockwing said while pulling out the stolen copy of the Super Sentai Encyclopedia from his pouch before putting it back in.
"Huh! So, you have been to that universe once before?" Gremlock asked. "Yep! Even resurrected Basco ta Jolokia from that universe to help us defeat those Lucharangers, though, unfortunately, he ended up failing due the Gokaigers helping our enemies!" Shockwing said. As he said that, AkaRed teleported himself to the battlefield. "So you're the one behind the creation of Messiah!" He said. That caused Gremlock to jump up in fright. "Who?" Manny, Frida, and everyone who hasn't even heard of the malevolent virus asked in confusion. "The Archnemesis of the Tokumei Sentai Go-Busters." AkaRed explained as Shockwing flipped through the pages of his encyclopedia. "Oh, yeah, he means this guy!" Shockwing said, pointing at pictures of Messiah's different forms. "Exactly!" AkaRed said. "Huh, so my little virus has been evolving that much!" Gremlock noted upon looking at the pictures. "Though, personally, I would rather give him a better name than Messiah! *Shiver!* Seriously, that doesn't sound like a name appropriate for an evil being!" He added. "Well to be fair, it says he was created on Christmas Eve, and later completely destroyed on it." Shockwing read.
"Oh, that would explain it! Of course, if I had given my virus a name, it would most likely be Malox, mainly because of how menacing it sounds!" Gremlock noted. But, why exactly did you create that virus in the first place?" Belphesnore asked in confusion. "Honestly, I was curious on what would happen if I made a computer virus in a place filled with that Enetron stuff, plus I thought it would be funny! After all, I'm modeled after a Gremlin, a creature that's practically made for mischief and mayhem!" Gremlock said. "The Go-Busters won't be happy to hear that." AkaRed muttered.
Meanwhile, in the main Kamen Rider/Super Sentai/Metal Hero Universe...
"ACHOO!" Hiromu Sakurada, Ryuji Iwasaki, and Yoko Usami, who were with their Buddy Roids Cheeda Nick, Gorisaki Banana, and Usada Lettuce, suddenly sneezed. "What was up with that?" Usada asked. "Somebody must be talking about us!" Yoko said."Yeah, but who?" Ryuji asked in confusion.
Back With The Others...
As everyone was fighting on the ground, Aden teamed up with Dani. "Hey, Dani, notice anything different?" Aden asked, flexing. "Oh good grief." Ouros muttered. "Now that you've mentioned it, you do have some fine muscle on your arms and legs, and I think I'm seeing a set of six-pack abs too!" Dani answered upon noticing Aden's muscles. "Yeah, Nyansipo finally perfected that male equivalent potion of his, no thanks to that ugly little gremlin over there!" Aden said, pointing to Gremlock. "So, that's Gremlock, huh?" Dani asked. "Yep!" Aden said. "Question, does that perfected male equivalent potion you took include the, uh, growth down there like when Gremlock had sabotaged it?" Dani asked. "Actually, Nyansipo decided to make three different variations of the male equivalent potion, with Type-1 being for just the muscles and abs, Type-2 being for making boys well-endowed down there but without any muscles, and Type-3 having the combined effects of the first two variants!" Aden said. "In my case, while most of the boys took just the Type-1 variant, except for Tomoki, who took the Type-2 variant because he rather not become muscular but at least be able to have kids with his girlfriend Yaa one day, on the account that he's a late bloomer at 15 and all, I, along with Nyansipo, Charley, Andros, and Kairos, have taken the Type-3 variant, since it's a best of both worlds for us boys, if you can figure out what I mean!" He added. "Although unfortunately for Kairos, it didn't help his own...shortcomings any!" Aden joked. "I HEARD THAT!" Kairos said angrily.
That made Aden flinch in fright. "Sorry!" Aden apologized. "Let me guess, that's Kairos?" Dani asked, having never even met the Navy Lucharanger before. "Yeah, that's him, he's short for his age and a tad sensitive about it." Aden said. "Can you blame me?! The males on my father's side of the family have a history of being late bloomers!" Kairos complained. "But the girls on my mom's side of the family are all early ones." He muttered. "Even in spite of all that, Big Sis still wants you, though, so you have that going!" Desco said. "Plus there's the fact you're the literal reincarnation of a powerful wizard!" Alraunellie pointed out. "Yeah, I guess that's true!" Kairos noted. "What did Alraunellie mean by 'literal reincarnation of a powerful wizard'?" Dani asked in confusion. "Kairos is the reincarnation of Heavenly Saint Chronogel, a master of Time Magic, which makes his partnership with Tape, the Alebrije of Time, more appropriate, he's even able to cast a spell Chronogel placed a curse on with the help of those swords you see in his hands." Aden said.
"That, would make some sense!" Dani noted. "Yeah, and, also, he's now Fuka's boyfriend!" Aden said. "As amazing as it sounds, I mean, let's face it, he's a teenager with height induced anger issues, and she's a real life video game character, doesn't she sound a bit out of his league?" He joked. "Hey, Kairos is best guy I can ever have, especially since I've only managed to attract freaks, weirdos, and losers during the week before I've even met him!" Fuka retorted upon hearing that. "He's not wrong though, big sis." Desco said. "Well yeah, maybe a little, but that's beside the point!" Fuka said. "Seriously, unlike the previous guys I've tried to date but end up dumping, Kairos is not only nice, but also doesn't do anything considered annoying or gross, make fun of my appearance, or even say anything derogatory against LGBT+ people, especially my little sister and her girlfriend, since his cousin Margaret is in a relationship with her girlfriend Terry and they're planning on getting married sometime this year!" Fuka said. That part made Lujuria groan in disgust.
"Same sex couples! I absolutely hate them!" Lujuria said in disgust. "NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!" Alraunellie said. "Yeah! Especially since your soldier Gremlock ended up putting one of his hypnosis spells on Margaret and Terry!" Kairos added, much to Lujuria's shock. "You did WHAT?!" Lujuria asked Gremlock in anger, causing the latter to flinch. "Okay, technically, that was an accident, since I've ended up mistaking Terry for a boy on the account of her wearing really baggy boyish clothes that hid her feminine curves very well, and I didn't even realize she was a girl until it was too late!" Gremlock explained nervously, right before Lujuria smacked him upside his head. "That was for making such an idiotic mistake!" Lujuria said. "Right! Sorry, Lady Lujuria!" Gremlock said rubbing his head in pain. "But it was an honest mistake, hey Navy guy, you have a recent picture of them?" Gremlock asked.
"*Sigh!* Fine! Here!" Kairos said before pulling out his phone and swiping it a little bit before showing a photo of two eighteen year old Greek girls, one being really tall for her age, having long blonde hair and huge N-Cup breasts, and wearing a pink midi dress with white high heel sandals (Margaret) while the other one was of normal height, had short brown hair in a boyish haircut and barely visible E-Cup breasts and wearing a red baggy jersey jacket with equally baggy blue sweatpants and green sneakers (Terry a.k.a. Theresa). "See, that's her! You can't blame me for thinking that's a guy, right?" Gremlock asked. "Actually, he has a point, Margaret told me that before they started dating, a lot of people thought Terry was a guy due to her appearance and the fact she usually goes by her nickname, with her actual name being Theresa. Even my Aunt and Uncle initially thought Margaret had gone straight when they first met her." Kairos admitted. "And from what my sister and I hear, it was quite awkward in that house when they found out the truth that night." He added.
"Really?" Fuka asked in surprise. "Yeah, from what Margaret told us the next day, they couldn't stop apologizing no matter how many times Terry said it was okay, it was no big deal, it happened all the time, etc." Kairos said with a chuckle. "That does sound a bit funny! Though, why does Terry have a short boyish haircut and wear such baggy clothes in the first place?" Fuka asked. "For the haircut, its mainly to keep her hair in check, since it grows back quickly! As for the baggy clothes, well, it's mostly because she gets cold easily and also so that she doesn't attract too much attention from any boys!" Kairos said. "Let me guess, it's because she's got no romantic interest in boys, right?" Fuka asked. "That too, but she's also a little bit afraid of getting sexually assaulted by one after watching a crime documentary about such topics!" Kairos answered, making the heroes who heard that wince at that. "With the likes of those two, it's easy to see why!" Desco said, pointing to Lujuria and Gremlock.
"Hey!" Lujuria and Gremlock said in offense to that remark. "Three of your soldiers specialize in causing mass pregnancies!" Tapemetrosuchus pointed out. "True, but at least when they do that, they make sure that the girls get pregnant by the boys they're actually in love with and not with any random boy they're not not in love with, and vice versa! Hell, that kind of thing actually applies to me too!" Gremlock said. "Speaking of the three, Lady Lujuria, where are Cupidark, Erostar, and Satyrian at the moment?" He asked Lujuria, causing her to sulk sadly. "Unfortunately, they were all defeated and sealed back in the Dark Box." Lujuria said. "Along with my other half, Berserkergor!" Belphesnore said angrily. "Seriously?!" Gremlock asked in shock. "I'm afraid so." Lujuria said. That made Gremlock face palm in disappointment. "And here I was hoping to team up with those three again!" Gremlock said in disappointment. "And how did Berserkergor get sealed when he's literally part of you?" He asked Belphesnore.
"Apparently, the moment that those Lucharangers managed to defeat me in my Death Beast form and I've exploded, Lady Pereza managed to use the jar I was sealed in originally to save me, though I ended up getting split in half in process since the Lucharangers tossed the Dark Box's lock into the explosion and sealed away the half of my essence that contained Berserkergor!" Belphesnore explained bitterly. "Ooh! That really sucks!" Gremlock winced. "Tell me about it." Belphesnore said. As he said that, Edge, in his Ronkoerusha Combo form, created gusts of wind that allowed him to glide in the air with the Coelurosauravus Wings on his back and the Sharovipteryx Glide Membranes on his legs as he went and sliced a few Demi Diablos down with his claws and the Longisquama Spine Mohawk on his head and also launched the Coelurosauravus Drones on his arms to knock down a few of Genghis Fangis's soldiers.
"Talk about knocking the wind out their sails!" Edge joked. "Oh, you think you're so funny, don't you! Good thing I've got more monsters in cases like this!" Doctor Stinger said as more monsters came into the battlefield, specifically those that the Sumos have fought before, namely the Evil Sumos (consisting of He of the Extra Arms, He of the Big Iron Chest, and He of the Third Butt Cheek), Binky the Monster Teddy Bear, the Giant Lizard Monster, the Toy Dinosaurs, the Kamikaze Pygmies from Wisconsin, the Exploding Ballerinas, the Giant Living Buildings, the Mr. Freezy Freeze Ice Cream Penguin Monster, the Giant Coat Hanger, the Hair Gel Monster, the Mighty Roboctopus (at least a newly rebuilt version of the creature), Spanky the Two-Handed Wonder, and Mothazilla. "Ah man, not those guys!" Booma said, seeing this from Aquarion Sumo. "You know what they are?" Lincoln asked. "He of the Extra Arms, He of the Big Iron Chest, He of the Third Butt Cheek, Binky the Monster Teddy Bear, the Giant Lizard Monster, the Toy Dinosaurs, the Kamikaze Pygmies from Wisconsin..." Mamoo said. "Kamikaze Pygmies from Wisconsin?" Everyone not from this world asked in confusion. "...the Exploding Ballerinas, the Giant Living Buildings, the Mr. Freezy Freeze Ice Cream Penguin Monster, the Giant Coat Hanger, the Hair Gel Monster, a newly rebuilt Mighty Roboctopus, Spanky the Two-Handed Wonder, and Mothazilla!" Mamoo explained.
"That Mothazilla looks less like a moth and more like a giant housefly, on the account of the wings being shaped differently from actual moths, though that big bug does look rather delicious nonetheless!" Aurachnid noted upon looking at Mothazilla. "At least it's not another Osusumebachi!" Sakura said fear still in her voice. As she said that, the Queen Mutant Hornet went and stabbed Aquarion Sumo at the back where Vector Jewel is docked in with her stinger, causing Sakura to scream in utter terror as the diamond-encrusted stinger appeared in her cockpit. "Mugen Punch!" Amata called. Aquarion EVOL then launched its ever-extendable fist from its right arm and landed a direct hit at the Queen Mutant Hornet. This sent the Mutant insect crashing into the ground. "Arigato, Amata-sempai! That really terrified me!" Sakura said before feeling something moist. "And now, I realize that I've peed myself out of fright!" Sakura said in embarrassment.
That made the heroes that heard that wince and feel sorry for Sakura's situation. "Tell me about it!" Sakura complained. "Lincoln-kun, remind me to get a change of clothes and then some extra cuddles with you in bed later tonight after this whole ordeal is over, okay?" She asked Lincoln. "No problem, Sakura!" Lincoln said. "Extra cuddles in bed? Really? You and your boyfriend actually sleep together in the same bed?" asked Prima asked with a weirded out look. "Yeah, but I can assure you that there's nothing sexual going on between us, since we all we do is literally fall asleep and nothing else aside from a few hugs, mostly because I want to save myself for marriage if you know what I mean, not to mention that the walls in Lincoln-kun's house are so thin that if we actually tried to go any further than what we're doing, his whole family would hear it all and most likely make a big deal out of it!" Sakura said in embarrassment. "And trust me, in a family as big as mine, news travels fast." Lincoln said.
"Yikes!" Prima said. "Tell me about it!" Lincoln said. "This could prove problematic, you guys get down there as well!" Ronnie Anne told the other auxiliary Lucharangers. "Right!" They all said as they went down to the battlefield. "You guys think you can handle things in LuchaChampion for a little bit?" Becky asked Ronnie Anne. "We should be able to!" Ronnie Anne answered. "Then we're going down there as well!" Becky said. "Right!" Dodge and Ricky said before LuchaPrime split and quickly reconfigured into LuchaChampion before Becky, Ricky, and Dodge flew down to the battlefield. "Iron Chest, huh? Well let me show you how I put the magnet in LuchaMagnet!" Ricky said, using his powers on He of the Iron Chest. That caused He of the Big Iron Chest to get magnetically pulled towards Ricky. He of the Extra Arms and Third Butt Cheek tried to hold on to him, but all three were being dragged instead! Then, all three Evil Sumos got close enough to Ricky to knock them down.
"Nice one, bro!" Becky said. Just then, one of the Toy Dinosaurs breathed fire at Becky's rear end, causing her to yelp in pain. "Why you little!" Becky said as Dodge tossed a dodgeball she made at the Toy Dinosaur. "Thanks, Dodge!" Becky said as more of the Toy Dinosaurs lined up in front of the young lesbian couple. "How about we go for a little Toy Dinosaur Bowling?" Dodge asked. "Add one part ball of explosive energy..." Becky said, forming a ball of energy. "Add whatever they make bowling balls are made of..." Dodge said encasing the energy. "And you get this!" They both said as Becky rolled the ball at the Toy Dinosaurs. That caused the ball to not only crash into the army of Toy Dinosaurs, but also explode and cause the Toy Dinosaurs to get blown to literal smithereens.
"Steeerike!" Becky and Dodge said as they high-fived each other. "Heyhowareya! Heyhowareya! Heyhowareya!" The Kamikaze Pygmies from Wisconsin chanted as they charged. "Okay, seriously, why are you guys in league with the likes of Bad Inc to begin with?" Jalissa asked the Pygmies as she then summoned some vines that she restrained with. "Heyhowareya." One of the Kamikaze Pygmies said. "I believe he's saying that they're under paid contract by Bad Inc to help them their world domination plot!" Aya asked upon reading the Kamikaze Pygmy's aura. "Okay, in all seriousness, have any of you ever considered that working for those bad guys might never actually pay in the end, especially if you either go to jail or, in a worse case scenario, get executed for aiding and abetting them?" Jalissa asked, causing the Kamikaze Pygmies from Wisconsin to gulp in fright at the last part. "I don't need to read their auras to tell that they never really thought that one through!" Aya noted. "Tell you what, how about that you all just cancel your contract with Bad Inc and help us against the bad guys, and we won't have you all arrested along with them once this is over! Heck, we should probably get you guys some new clothes, because, seriously, the loincloths you're all wearing now are so thin and oversized that they make you all nearly exposed, which is honestly rather disturbing, if you know what I mean!" Jalissa said, causing the Kamikaze Pygmies from Wisconsin to blush sheepishly in realization of the last part. "So, do we have a deal?" Jalissa asked, to which the Kamikaze Pygmies from Wisconsin contemplated with each other before reaching an agreement. "Heyhowareya! Heyhowareya!" The lead Pygmy said. "He's saying it's a deal!" Aya said.
That prompted Jalissa to loosen the vines and let go of the Pygmies, who all them pointed their spears at the Demi Diablos and started attacking them. "You have got to be kidding me!" Miss Mister said in frustration. "How do you think my brother Orgullo and I feel about those two?" Lujuria said, pointing to Panopticon and Alraunellie. "And why exactly did they defect in first place?" B.S. asked in confusion. "They fell in love with those two." Lujuria said, pointing to Carlota and Desco. That made Miss Mister shudder in disgust. "Tell me about it." Lujuria said. At the same time, Yoichi, Cianán, Kairos, Makros, Andros, and Shintomaru were up against Binky the Monster Teddy Bear, the Mr. Freezy Freeze Ice Cream Penguin Monster, the newly rebuilt Mighty Roboctopus, the Giant Living Buildings, and the Exploding Ballerinas. Shintomaru loaded a couple cards into the Decadriver MK III.
Kamen Ride: Zero-One!
Form Ride: Breaking Mammoth!
Taking on Zero-One's mecha like form, Shintomaru charged. He then fought directly against Binky with his powerful strength. "Anyone have any ideas on how to deal with these guys?" Yoichi asked. As he said that, the Mighty Roboctopus sprayed the heroes with his octopus ink, much to their own disgust. "Oh, Yuck! What is this gross black stuff?!" Makros asked in disgust. "It appears to be a version of the ink Octopi and Squids use as defense mechanisms. Humans sometimes use this ink when making an Earth dish called pasta." Lisa said over the communicator. "EW!" Everyone who heard that last part said in disgust. "And the way it's harvested isn't any prettier." Lisa muttered. "Yeah, I don't think that even our friend Kearangtopus would like to hear about that!" Kanganeurobster said with a shudder. "Who?" Makros asked in confusion.
"He's the Alebrije of Technology, since he's very good at building even the simplest of environmental-friendly machines in the Alebrije World. His Color is Beige and he's 1/3 Bornean Orangutan, 1/3 Kea, as a species of parrot that's native to New Zealand, 1/3 Giant Pacific Octopus!" Kanganeurobster explained. "Wonder where he could be? Sounds like an Alebrije or a Lucharanger with those kinds of powers could be a real asset." Lisa said, looking at a series of unfinished projects, including a still under construction Great Flonzor Z. "I'm pretty sure I've sensed him somewhere in the Apartment Building, but with so many humans and Alebrije already living there, it's hard to pinpoint him." Kitsunagikiri said. "Well, at least it narrows it down to one area to find him!" Tanugatanta noted. "True." Jaxondor noted.
Andros then noticed the Exploding Ballerinas coming towards and he wasn't exactly amused with their overall design. "Seriously? These Ballerinas don't even look scary!" Andros said, right before one of them got close enough to him and then exploded right at his face. "Nevermind." He said. Andros then shook his head to get the soot off of him, revealing that he wasn't actually harmed in any way. "Anyone else want a try?" He asked, unsheathing his claws. Then, the Giant Living Buildings decided to charge towards Andros all at once. However, that was a big mistake, as Andros charged forth and slashed them all to pieces with his claws. This made Doctor Stinger yelp in fright. "Hey, I've got an idea! Toss these Exploding Ballerinas into the mouths of Binky, Mighty Roboctopus, and that giant metal Penguin Monster!" Yoichi suggested. "Works for me!" Andros said.
Then, Andros, Kairos, Makros, and Yoichi went and gathered up the rest of the Exploding Ballerinas and tossed them over to Shintomaru, who then forcibly shoved the Exploding Ballerinas into the mouths of Binky, Mighty Roboctopus, and the Mr. Freezy Freeze Ice Cream Penguin Monster. The Ballerinas then exploded. That caused Binky, Mighty Roboctopus, and the Mr. Freezy Freeze Ice Cream Penguin Monster to inflate their whole bodies like balloons from the internal explosions. "Time for me to finish them off!" Yoichi said as he then scanned the Gan Gun Calibur in Tesla Coil Mode over his driver.
Eye! Gan Gun Booyah! Gan Gun Booyah!
He then charged up the orb on the top of his weapon with maroon-colored energy before pressing the trigger on his handle!
Dai Kaigan! Omega Spark!
Yoichi then unleashed multiple maroon-colored bolts of electricity at the inflated monsters, causing all three of them to get electrocuted before they are finally blown to bits. "Nice!" Shintomaru said. "NO! BINKY! MIGHTY ROBOCTOPUS 2024!" Doctor Stinger yelled in anguish. "Wow, sounds like those two specific monsters were your favorites!" Aya noted. She then examined his aura. "Oh, so Binky is actually your own Teddy Bear while the Mighty Roboctopus is the latest version of the same you've built many times before, huh?" Aya asked, to which Doctor Stinger nodded in confirmation. "Yikes." She said. Then, the Giant Coat Hanger charged towards Azalee and reshaped itself before wrapping around her body and squeezing her tight with its metal wire coil. Fortunately, she was able to use her alchemy to turn the coat hanger into rusted metal. "Trying to use metal against an alchemist like me? Big mistake, pal!" Azalee said as she broke free from the Giant Coat Hanger's coil, causing it to break and fall over before disintegrating into a pile rust dust.
At the same time, the Hair Gel Monster came charging towards Phixia, Fuka, Desco, and Alraunellie before it then covers them all in icky green hair, which resulted in the four girls getting different bad hair styles, with Phixia getting a purple squarish hair stack, Fuka getting a dark blue lightning shaped pompadour and wildly shaped twin tails, Desco getting a large reddish orange messy and spikey perm afro, and Alraunellie getting a big yellow Mohawk. "*SHRIEK!* OUR HAIR!" The four girls screamed upon realizing what the Hair Gel Monster had done to their hair. "AND IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK GOOD!" They said. "Oh that tears it, no one messes with my girl's hair! Azalee, I'm going to need your alchemy here." Kairos said, pulling out and combining his swords. "Rooji Maneeji Magi Mamaruji!" Kairos chanted, rewinding time around the Hair Gel Monster and the girls to before it walked through them, allowing Azalee to use her alchemy to freeze it solid.
"What just happened?" Fuka asked in confusion. "That Hair Gel Monster went and gave all four of you really bad hairdos, so I rewinded time around you four and the monster to before it can do that to you while Azalee stopped him by freezing him solid with her alchemy powers!" Kairos answered, causing Fuka, Desco, Alraunellie, and Phixia to gasp in shock before angrily glaring at the frozen Hair Gel Monster. "Try to mess with our hair, will ya?!" Fuka asked angrily before she brandished out her baseball bat. Before whacking the frozen monster with her bat. That caused the frozen Hair Gel Monster to get cracks all over itself before it shattered to pieces like glass. "And people say I have anger issues!" Kairos joked. Meanwhile, Yui, Subaru, Reizouko, Toshiko, Shigeru, Manny, Frida, Davi, and Toshiro were up against Spanky the Two-Handed Wonder. "Okay, in all seriousness, why is that thing called Spanky the Two-Handed Wonder?" Manny asked, right before Spanky slapped them all with his big Paddle-shaped hands. Spanky then grabbed Yui and started spanking her rear end with one of his Paddle-shaped hands, making Yui start yelling and crying in pain.
"I-ow-think-ow-I-ow-know-and-ow-you-ow-should-ow-consider-ow-yourself-ow-lucky-ow- YOU AREN'T GRABBING ME BY ONE OF MY TAILS!" Yui said. "What does she mean by that last part?" Frida asked in confusion. "According to legend, misfortune befalls those who touch a Kitsune's tails without permission." Toshiro said. "What kind of misfortune?" Manny asked. "It varies by story, but usually either bad luck or being cursed into the form of something that Kitsune likes to eat." Toshiro said. "And what do they eat?" Davi asked. "Like what any normal fox would eat, usually fruit, nuts, vegetables, grains, eggs, insects, fish, small mammals, earthworms, frogs, and most noticeably birds, especially geese!" Toshiro said. Tired of the forced spanking, Yui used one of her tails to grab Spanky's hand before managing to position herself in a way that allowed her to sweep his legs.
That caused Spanky to get knocked down, though Yui still felt a lot of pain in her butt from all of that spanking earlier. "You're lucky the magic in my tails only affects someone when they touch one without permission rather than me touching them with one or with permission." Yui said, using her tails to rub her aching butt. "Itai! Mou, now I need a healing spell on my butt!" She complained. "And maybe some cuddles with Carl tonight? I know cuddles with Mag-Mag always works when I need to forget about some pain or whatever!" Kitsunagikiri said. "That might work too!" Yui noted with a blush, right before Spanky got back up and got angry. "That guy doesn't know when to quit!" Reizouko before he jumped up. "Graviton Belly Slam!" He announced as he descended down belly-first and crashed onto Spanky's head, causing the monster to get momentarily stunned. "Nice one!" Manny said. "Shigeru, how about we take him down together?" The Tackle Damashii suggested. "Just like old times!" Shigeru said as Toshiko pulled the trigger on her driver.
Dai Kaigan! Tackle! Omega Drive!
Toshiko then charged towards Spanky and performed Tackle's signature move, the Shockwave Toss, on him. While Shigeru changed to his Charge Up form. "What's that?" Manny asked in confusion. "That is the form Tackle's sacrifice made Shigeru risk his life to obtain." Shintomaru said. As he said that, the large 'S' on Shigeru's chest started spinning. "Of course, while that form greatly powers up Shigeru, it, unfortunately, requires him to discharge his newly generated electricity within a minute, or else he risks self-destruction!" Shintomaru explained. "That's all I need!" Shigeru said. "Chō-denshi (Super Electric) Drill Kick!" He announced as he jumped up and performed a spinning Rider kick at Spanky. That caused Shigeru to return to his default form while Spanky got highly electrocuted from the attack. Of course, while he's still weakened greatly, Spanky was still standing. "Okay, usually, my enemies explode from that by now!" Shigeru noted. "Time for me to finish him off then!" Davi said as he brought out his Power Pinata of Punishment.
"Uh oh." Everyone already familiar with this item said before duck and covering. "What's wrong now?" Toshiko asked in confusion. "Just duck and cover, trust me!" Shintomaru said. "Okay, if you say so!" Reizouko said as he, Shigeru, Toshiko, Yoichi, Edith, Tom, Danny, and Dani ducked and covered while Davi sang "~Albino Burrito, Albino Burrito, Hero Supreme!~" as he swang the Power Pinata of Punishment like a meteor hammer before he then tossed straight at Spanky's face. Resulting in a big explosion. "What The Heck?!" Danny asked in shock. "I know, right?" Manny asked. As soon as the explosion cleared, all what was left of Spanky was nothing but a big pile of ashes, much to Doctor Stinger's anger. "Wretchedness times a Hundred! That one was my third favorite creation!" Doctor Stinger said angrily. "You're just lucky I can't turn you into a goose for what that thing did to me!" Yui said.
As she said that, Mothazilla and the Giant Lizard Monster started attacking the rest of the heroes. "By the way, what's up with that, they mentioned something about a 'Kitsune', but what's that supposed to be?" Miss Mister asked. "It says here Kitsune are creatures of Japanese folklore described as foxes with 9 tails." BS read on his phone. "Why that many tails?" Miss Mister asked. BS just shrugged. "I know! It's to indicate how old they are and how powerful they are in magic, especially in shape-shifting magic!" Genghis Fangis said. "And come to think of it, given the silver guy's tail and the fact that he has rather large, you know, he appears to be a Bake-Danuki, a magic Japanese Raccoon Dog." He noted.
"I'm guessing you've encountered some of those creatures before, haven't ya?" Doctor Stinger asked. "Yep! It was back during my world conquest days! Those Kitsune and Bake-Danuki thought they were so clever, disguising themselves as random objects and trying to ambush me and my army in an attempt to drive us away from their forest home, but we were able to outmaneuver and overpower them without much of an effort in spite of all that! Heck, we even tore down the forest to make ourselves a new fortress!" Genghis Fangis explained. "Oh did you now?" Yui asked in anger. Even Jalissa was angry upon hearing that. "Of course I did! My army even managed to cut off the Kitsune's tails, since everyone knows that Kitsune gets weaker each time one of their tails is cut off!" Genghis Fangis proudly stated, to which his own soldiers nodded in agreement. This made Yui gasp in shock. "YOU DARE DESECRATE ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURES IN JAPANESE FOLKLORE?!" She asked angrily as her tails straightened out.
"Well, since they and the Bake-Danuki were in the way of world conquest, then, yes, I dared!" Genghis Fangis said, right before he noticed that Yui glowing in an aura of pure anger. "Would this be a bad time to mention that Yui here doesn't like it when foxes of any kind are harmed in any way?" Aya asked. "In this case, yes!" Danny said, easily frightened by the part-Kitsune girl's anger. Then, in a flash of light, Yui transformed into a full-on non-humanoid Nine-Tailed Fox, much to everyone's shock. "Woah, I know Kitsune are shapeshifters, but this is unexpected! I'm going to talk to Hima-chan about this later." Sakura said. "Uh, Nice Foxy?" Doctor Stinger asked nervously. Before Yui attacked them using a mix of Kitsunagikiri's Aurora powers and the ones that come with her Kitsune DNA. While Miss Mister, Doctor Stinger, and B.S. were easily beaten up, Genghis Fangis, on the other hand, was far more faster and nimble than expected, especially since he was able to counter Yui with an uppercut to the face. "Oh that tears it!" Carl said seeing this. "Ronnie Anne?" He asked. "Go for it!" Ronnie Anne said as LuchaChampion split back up and reconfigured into LuchaKing before Carl and Adelaide flew down, Carl turning back into a human and entering his supernova mode just as he slammed his fist into Ghengis' face!
"Nobody! Harms! My! Girlfriend! And! Gets! Away! With! It!" Carl angrily shouted with each punch he threw at the evil ghost. However, Genghis Fangis was able to easily shake that shrug it off despite it all the beatings he endured. To make matters worse, Carl's Supernova Mode ended, causing him to be frozen in place! "Dang It!" Carl complained. "Well, I've got to admit, you're good, Gold Boy, but, not good enough!" Genghis Fangis said before laughing. "Then, how about you take me on?" Danny asked as he charged towards Genghis Fangis and attempted to punch him, only for the latter to easily dodge the attack. "And, who are you supposed to be?" Genghis Fangis asked. "Danny Phantom." Danny said. "Let, me guess, a ghost-themed superhero?" Genghis Fangis asked. "A half-Ghost superhero, originally an ordinary teenage boy, until I've accidentally got caught in the direct energy blast of an activated Ghost Portal and had my DNA merged with ectoplasm!" Danny explained.
"Ectoplasm?" Manny asked in confusion. "In biology, it's the more viscous, clear outer layer of the cytoplasm in amoeboid cells, but in the supernatural world, it's the stuff ghosts are made of." Lisa said. "EWWWWWWW!" Everyone who didn't know about that said in disgust. "Speak for yourselves." Lucy said as she popped up in the battlefield, causing everyone to jump up in fright. "What the, Lucy? Where did you come from!?" Lincoln asked, seeing this. "I snuck into one of the Vectors while nobody was looking, and then I've beamed myself down to the ground before anyone could notice me." Lucy explained. "I should have guessed." Lincoln said, facepalming. "Who is that creepy-looking goth girl?!" Gremlock asked in shock and confusion, getting his bearings straight after that jump scare. "Lucy Loud, 7th born of 11, Junior Mortician and supernatural specialist." Lucy said.
"11, you say? Your parents must have been breeding like rabbits, if you know what I mean!" Gremlock said with a chuckle. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, hilarious." Lucy said rolling her eyes under her bangs. "Anyway, why are you even here?" Shockwing asked. "I was rather curious about the Sumos' universe, plus thought I might help with evacuations and all!" Lucy said. Suddenly, Yui, back in her human form, walked in, feeling woozy. "What happened? I blacked out." She said. "Apparently, in your rage against Genghis Fangis and his solders' mistreatment against Kitsune, you have somehow activated your Kitsune shape-shifting powers, having taken on the form of a non-humanoid Nine-Tailed Fox that attacked and took down most of Bad Inc, except for Genghis Fangis, who was able to withstand your attacks, dodge them, and then knocked you out with an uppercut to the face!" Subaru explained, much Yui's shock. "I turned into a Fox and don't remember it?!" Yui asked. "Come to think of it, aren't Bake Danuki shapeshifters as well?" Adelaide asked her boyfriend.
"They are, but, none of the members of my father's side of the family have ever attempted to turn into actual Raccoon Dogs, let alone any other animals! They mainly use their powers for disguising themselves as random inanimate objects and plants or blend themselves in with the colors of walls and backgrounds like the ninjas we're descended from!" Subaru said. "But hypothetically, it could be possible." He said. "I'd better ask my family about this when this over, of course!" Subaru added. "And I'm going to have to talk to Papa and Oniichan about this as well, maybe even find a way to transform willingly and without blacking out like that!" Yui said with some excitement in her voice at the last part. "But first, could someone use a healing spell on me, cause by butt still hurts!" She asked while rubbing her sore butt. "I've got you covered!" Adelaide said as she used her Healing Moon ability on Yui, easily healing the latter's butt injury. "Arigato, Adelaide-chan!" Yui said. "You're welcome!" Adelaide said. "I'm also going to need..." Yui said, using her one of her tails to grab Carl and pull him closer. "Some cuddles with you tonight!" She said. That made Carl blush nervously.
"Hey don't sweat it, this is how Kitsunagikiri asks me for cuddles every time. It's especially troublesome because her tails are sensitive meaning if I try to get out of it, she instantly knows!" Magnifalcougar said, whispering that last part. "Yikes!" Carl winced. "Well, anyway, if you think that being half-Ghost would stop me, you've got another thing coming, Phantom!" Genghis Fangis said as he put up his fists in a boxing position. "We'll see about that!" Danny said as he fired his Ghost Rays at Genghis Fangis, who yelled in pain upon getting hit, which made him angry. "Nice one, Danny!" Dani said before joining in. "All right, pal, you've asked for it!" Genghis Fangis said as he charged up a dark magic energy beam and then fired it at Danny and Dani, causing both half-Ghosts to scream in pain. "There's got to be some way to stop this guy once and for all!" Carl said. "The pendant's broken, so we can't seal him back in it!" Subaru said. "Any ideas, Wisdom-san?" Yui asked over the communicator.
"Well, the last time I've defeated him, I lured him to a cliff, where I tricked him to hit the cliff with a flag pole, which caused the cliff to crack and then drop a huge boulder onto him the moment he was going to end me, allowing me enough time to seal him away in the pendant in the first place!" Wisdom-san said. "Well there aren't any cliffs or flag poles for miles!" Adelaide said. "Hey, wait, a minute! Since Genghis Fangis is a ghost, should he be affected by the Ghostly Wail?" Aden asked. "Only one way to find out!" Danny said. "This is the part where we'd better cover our ears!" Dani said to the rest of the heroes, to which they all covered their ears, much to the confusion of the villains. Before Danny unleashed the Ghostly Wail.
Upon getting hit, Genghis Fangis started yelling in agony. "WHAT IS THIS HORRIBLE NOISE?! IT'S LIKE A LEGION OF TORTURED SOULS MOANING ALL AT ONCE!" Genghis Fangis yelled in agony while his ghost body started to liquify. "It's working!" Yui said. "I'll get Emizel-kun!" Shintomaru said opening an Aurora Curtain and slipping through. "OH NO! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING! OH, WHAT A WORLD!" Genghis Fangis said as he completely melted into a puddle of goo with just his eyeballs intact. "Okay, Danny, you can stop now!" Dani said, prompting Danny to stop his Ghostly Wail. "I'll take it from here." A voice said as Emizel stepped through an Aurora Curtain followed by Nagi and Shintomaru. "Oh! Hey there, Emizel!" Cianán said. "This the guy?" Emizel asked Shintomaru, pointing to the puddle that was Genghis Fangis, who blinked his eyes in confusion. "That's him, definitely Prinny material." Shintomaru said.
"What are you talking about? Who are you?! What's happening?!" Ghengis Fangus asked as Emizel slashed his scythe through the puddle, converting Genghis Fangis into a Soul orb that Emizel grabbed. "Save any questions for the judge!" Emizel said. "Who is that kid?" Booma asked in confusion. "Death Emizel, a friend of ours who's a Junior Grim Reaper, whenever we have a situation where someone really evil has been defeated once and for all, we call him in so he can take their soul down to the Afterlife Nexus where they are taken to court and turned into a Prinny." Lincoln said, sending a picture of the Prinnies the heroes are friends with to Vector Sumo's cockpit. "You mean that old Genghis will be turned into one of those penguin-like things?!" Mamoo asked in shock. "Most likely." Clyde said. "Of course, the four Prinnies shown in this picture are actually our allies and they were originally different types of thieves in life, though they aren't actually evil, thankfully!" Aurachnid explained. "In fact they're actually in our world chasing after him!" Aurachnid said, pointing to Shockwing.
"And what kind of Prinny is he, exactly?" Kimo asked in confusion. "He was a Lightning Bird Animarius named Shockwing who along with a few others tried to conquer the village my ancestor, the original Kamen Rider Anansi, lived in, but was defeated by him, but he managed to escape, only to be made into a familiar by Aya's ancestor Ofui, he tried to escape, only managing to do so after allowing a Tsetse Fly to bite Aya's mother, causing her to die of Sleeping Sickness and hypnotizing a Black Mamba into biting and killing her sister." Clyde said. That made the Sumos, Prima, Logan, and Wisdom-san gasp in shock. "Tell us about it." Lincoln said. "So, how did an Animarius like Shockwing end up becoming a Prinny?" Prima asked. "Aya cast a failsafe spell which stripped him of his immortality, which due to having already destroyed his Soul Core, was the only thing keeping him alive." Lincoln said.
"After that happened, he ended in the Afterlife Nexus, got converted to a Prinny, and then was sent down to place in Netherspace called Hades, where he was forced to in a Prinny training program by a vampire named Lord Valvatorez before being sent to work at a Netherworld ruled a young half-Demon named Overlord Laharl!" Clyde said. "Unfortunately, Shockwing found a Dimension Hopper, a sort of mystical compass-shaped device that allows its users to travel through different dimensions and universes, in the basement he was cleaning up in and used it to escape through various dimensions before finding his way back to our universe, where he decided to team up with the Pecadiablos, since he was considered a deserter to the Animarius Empire to begin with and doesn't want to go back to them!" Sakura said. "Deserter?" Booma asked in confusion. "Basically someone who abandons a person, cause, or organization in a way that's considered disloyal or treacherous." Lisa said.
"In Shockwing's case, he and his friends Pantherious, Pythonious, Crocodile, Machroach, and Hornetra decided to desert the Empire and tried to take over the world for themselves after a failed attempt to overthrow the Animarius Generals and almost getting executed for that!" Aurachnid said. "Truly dishonorable!" Kimo said. "In truth, that we can agree on!" Mamoo said. "We can take care of that later, for now, we still need to take down Tardigrande and these hornets!" Clyde said. Sakura squealed in fright at the last part. "Well, I'm open to ideas, anyone have any?" Andy asked. "I've got one! I'll make things more difficult for you!" Doctor Stinger said as he replaced his lower left hand, which turned out to be prosthetic, with a raygun-like device before firing a ray all the way to the Sky Ring that hit Tardigrande and the Mutant Hornet Queen, causing them both to mutate further, with Tardigrande getting larger in size, regenerating his spikes and gained tougher armor and eight dragon-like wings on his back as well as a longer neck, bigger horns, and a long tail ending in a Ankylosaurus-like club covered in long spikes while the Queen Mutant Hornet grew larger in size, gained bigger sharper wings, longer body spikes, and a larger diamond-encrusted stinger as well as longer crown on her head and large scissor-like claws on her six feet. "Behold! Tardigrande and the Mutant Hornet Queen have evolved into Tardigrandus and Hornetilla!" Doctor Stinger announced, much to the heroes' chagrin. "Oh Come On! That's Cheating!" Aurachnid complained. "Of course we're cheating! It's what we bad guys do!" B.S. said. "And while I'm at it..." Doctor Stinger said as he then eyed Mothazilla and the Giant Lizard Monster before firing the ray at them both, causing Mothazilla to grow larger in size, gain bigger more moth-like wings with prominent eyespots, larger feathered antennae, long claws at his limbs, and spikes on his thorax while the Giant Lizard Monster grew larger in size and gained large dorsal plates like those of Godzilla (albeit more jagged and dagger-like appearance), longer sharper teeth and claws, large shoulder spikes, a pair of big dragon-like wings, and a bladed head crest shaped like a huge sword blade. "Mothazilla and the Giant Lizard Monster have now evolved into Mothazillion and Lizardrake!" Doctor Stinger said as the two evolved roared loudly. "Dang It!" The heroes complained. "Oh, but, I'm not stopping there!" Doctor Stinger said before eyeing a random scorpion crawling on the ground as well as an African Elephant that escaped from the zoo and a seal that just so happens to be the same seal that the Sumos encountered in the episode "Sumos On Ice". He then fired the ray on the three animals one-by-one, causing the Scorpion to become giant-sized and gain bigger claws, three rows of back spikes, and a large harpoon-like tail stinger while the African Elephant became Kaiju-sized and gained six huge tucks, sharp nails on his feet, and humongous wing-like ears, and the Seal grew into the size of a jumbo jet and gained sharp spiked flippers, a single row of back spikes, a pair of devil-like horns and a longer snout filled with razor-sharp teeth. "I shall call you Scorpiossus, Elephantusk, and Sealodoom!" Doctor Stinger said. Needless to say, the sight of random animals getting mutated into giant monsters by the mad scientist made Aya and Jalissa very angry. And of course, the sight of Scorpiossus made Aurachnid yell in fright. "We'd better get back up there!" Carl said. "Agreed!" Adelaide said.
"Wait! I have an idea! Electraginconia!" Jaxondor called over the comm link. "Yes? What is it, Jaxondor?" Electrangiconia asked. "I need you to find Conerrapingo's cousin!" Jaxondor said. "Her cousin? You mean Rattribolichog, the Alebrije of Radiation?" Electraginconia asked. "Yes, him!" Jaxondor confirmed. "But, why?" Electrangiconia asked in confusion. "Because there's this mad scientist named Doctor Stinger, who's using this raygun-like device to mutate innocent animals into giant ferocious monsters, that's what!" Jaxondor answered, causing Electrangiconia to start twitching her left eye upon hearing that. "But I believe by mixing your powers with his, you might be able to undo what this freak has done!" Jaxondor said. "Okay, but it might take a while to find him, since we haven't been Rattribolichog since the day we were sucked out of the Alebrije World!" Electrangiconia said. "You're right, Conerrapingo, do you have any idea where your cousin may be?" Jaxondor asked Conerrapingo.
"I haven't seen him since the day we entered the Human World!" Conerrapingo said. "Wait a minute, Coney, you never told me that you actually have a cousin!" Jalissa said. "Yeah, Rattribolichog, he's 1/3 Brown Rat, 1/3 Red Flour Beetle, and 1/3 Mummichog, a species of small fish, and his element is radiation." Conerrapingo said. "Apropos given the fact that like the cockroach, Tribolium Castaneum, or Red Flour Beetle, are able to survive strong doses of radiation, much stronger than any human." Lisa said. "Even more apropos is that the Rattus norvegicus, street name Brown Rat a.k.a. Common Rat, Street Rat, Sewer Rat, Wharf Rat, Hanover Rat, Norway Rat, or Norwegian Rat, can actually survive radiation exposure, as evidenced by the Rats on Enewetak Atoll that survived nuclear tests with little apparent effect! Plus, the Fundulus heteroclitus, or Mummichog, despite its ordinary appearance, is able to withstand vast temperature and salinity shifts as well as tolerate higher levels of pollutants and radiation than other fish, let alone many other animals on the planet!" She added.
"Yeah, those three animals match my cousin very well, especially he can manipulate all kinds of radiation, and not just nuclear radiation, mind you!" Conerrapingo said. "I've met him before, great guy really." Trisaurus said. "What about his color?" Casey asked. "It's called Grue, which like my Blue-Green Teal, is a Greenish-Blue." Conerrapingo said. "Doesn't that color's name sound similar to Felonious Gru, the main character of the "Despicable Me" movies?" Casey asked. "It's just pure coincidence, since I've seen those movies while hanging with Jalissa and her family, I can assure you that! Besides, the color known as Grue is spelled with a silent 'e' at the end and it's literally the combination of Green and Blue!" Conerrapingo said. "Anyway, I'll go and find him." Electraginconia said. "Thanks, Electra, we'll stall for time until you do!" Ronnie Anne said. As she said that, Elephantusk let Scorpiossus and Sealodoom climb up onto his back as he used his huge wing-like ears to fly up to the Sky Ring with the two monsters on his back.
"Hopefully it won't be too long, those bugs did a lot of damage!" Prima said, looking at a readout of Aquarion Sumo. "Same with us, too!" Ronnie Anne said, right before Mothazillion and Lizardrake flew in and joined the rest of the giant monsters. With Electraginconia, she was flying around Great Lakes City. "Come on, come on, where is he?" She asked. "Electraginconia! Aren't you a sight for sore eyes?" A voice said as Electraginconia looked to see a new Alebrije. Specifically, he was a Green-Blue a.k.a. Grue-colored male Alebrije who looked like a six-legged Brown Rat with the wings and antennae of a Red Flour Beetle on his back and top of the head respectively and gills and dorsal, pelvic, anal, and pectoral fins of a Mummichog on the lower back, belly, the back rat legs, and front rat legs respectively as well as having a Mummichog tail fin on the tip of his rat tail. "Rattribolichog! Thank goodness I found you!" Electraginconia said.
"Well, I'm glad somebody I know found me! I was all lost and alone in this place, not to mention I keep getting harassed by the local rats, since they see me as an intruder to their territory and even called me a freak to boot!" Rattribolichog said. "Just be glad you haven't encountered the alley cats, my brother tells me they're quite vicious, especially when it comes to rats." Electraginconia said. That made Rattribolichog shudder in fright. "Yeah, but that's beside the point, Jaxondor asked me to find you!" Electraginconia said. "Really? Why?" Rattribolichog asked in confusion. "Apparently they're dealing with a situation she believes my powers over life and yours over radiation can get them out of!" Electraginconia said. "Man, that sounds rough!" A voice said as the two turned to see another Alebrije.
Specifically, he was a male beige-colored Alebrije that had the body and arms of a Borneo Orangutan, the beak, wings, and legs of a Kea (a parrot native to New Zealand), and a head like a Giant Pacific Octopus with eight tentacles surrounding his Kea beak and a pair of Borneo Orangutan cheek pads on the sides of his Octopus face. "Kearangtopus! Where have you been?" Electraginconia asked. "Ah that shockwave sent me into the apartment of these people named the Nakamuras, a father and son, nice people, have a dog." Kearangtopus said. "Why there?" Rattribolichog asked in confusion. "Your guess is as good as mine, although I do feel strangely drawn to the son." Keangorangtopus said, pointing to Cory who was nearby walking Nelson. "Really? Why?" Rattribolichog asked in confusion. "My brother told me a little bit about that, apparently that shockwave hit 26 humans, a Gurrugan, which is a Kangaroo like alien being, and a still unknown number of meteorites, and the humans and Gurrugan that were hit were chosen to help fight the Pecadiablos." Electraginconia said.
"And how does that relate to me being drawn to Nakamura son?" Kearangtopus asked in confusion. "Those hit by the shockwave have a specific Alebrije drawn to them, for my brother, it's a young boy from Ireland who's part leprechaun." Electraginconia said. "So you're saying that the person I'm drawn to is chosen to fight against the Pecadiablos themselves?!" Kearangtopus asked in shock. "I'm going to have to talk to Jaxondor and her human partner to be sure, but it seems so." Electraginconia said. "Huh. Anyway, what exactly is this situation you've mentioned?" Kearangtopus asked out of curiosity.
Back with the others...
The Mechas were fighting against the mutated giant monsters, though Aquarion Sumo appears to be having difficulty in functioning due to Sakura's fear of Hornetilla and the minor Mutant Hornets, Aurachnid's fear of Scorpiossus, and Mamoo's reluctance to fight against Sealodoom. "What are you doing, little buddy! It's me in there, don't you recognize my voice?!" Mamoo asked in worry as Sealodoom attacked Aquarion Sumo alongside Scorpiossus. "You know that seal, Mamoo?" Lincoln asked in confusion. "Of course!" Mamoo said. "He's the Joe Bob Juliar House of Pies Seal of Approval! I should know, because he was part of the Joe Bob Juliar House of Pies Twice Annual Big Honking Pie Parade!" Booma said. "And apparently, Kimo used to be afraid of seals, after an incident in our infancy involving an old zoo seal accidentally knocking a Churro out of Mamoo's hands with a beach ball and having said Churro get caught and eaten by Booma!" Kimo explained.
"Thankfully, during the time when Doctor Stinger commandeered a giant pie balloon and used it to block out the sun, which caused the whole world to freeze over, as well as turn a random ice cream vending machine into the Mr. Freezy Freeze Ice Cream Penguin Monster, which then caused the three of us and Prima to get caught in a giant snowball after a failed attempt to fight it, I was able to let go of my fear and have the Seal of Approval free us from the snowball by toss it in the air with his nose! Then, after we defeated the Penguin Monster and pop the balloon, which undid the world-wide freezing, I befriended the seal, though I've accidentally launched him out to the distance with the seesaw lever we used to defeat the monster earlier, much to my own horror, and haven't seen him since then, until now!" Mamoo said. "Wow, you have issues." Aurachnid said. "Oh, if think being afraid of seals is an issue, wait until you hear about how Mamoo used to be afraid of dim sum dumplings of all things!" Booma said. "Seriously? Dim Sum Dumplings?" Clyde asked in annoyance and confusion. "Yeah, it happened when we were kids, during the time when Wisdom-san was trying out his new food cooker! Out of curiosity of how the machine worked, I've accidentally fell into the machine itself and came out the conveyor belt covered in dim sum dumpling batter, and I was almost about to be eaten by Booma, who was already waiting at the end of the belt eating the dim sum dumplings whole with his big mouth and thought I was a big dim sum dumpling, even though I repeatingly tried to warn him that the dumpling was me! Thankfully, Wisdom-san stopped the machine in time and saved me, though, sadly, that memory traumatized me, and the fear of dumplings didn't come up until my brothers and I had to face against a Giant Dim Sum Dumpling monster and I was too scared to even fight that thing, all to the point where even the word 'dumpling' scared me, and it got worse when that Dumpling monster got teamed up with a giant Soy Sauce Packet monster!" Mamoo said, making everyone groan in complaint. "Okay, seriously, those have got to be the most ridiculous kind of monsters anyone could think of!" Lincoln said. "So, how did you overcome your fear of dumplings?" "Well, it was actually thanks to Kimo, who compared dumplings to my favorite snack, giant marshmallows, which turned out to be not much difference between them, and convinced me to think of the dumpling in the form of a giant marshmallow, which made me realize that I've been allowing my fear of dumplings get the better of me for far too long, allowing me to finally gain the courage to fight alongside my bros and defeat the two monsters, simply by squeeze out the contents of the Spy Sauce Packet monster onto the Dumpling Monster before I then swallowed it whole!" Mamoo said. "Well, I guess that's one way to get rid of a monster, at least if its made of something edible, that is!" Clyde noted. "Yeah, too bad on the same day after we defeated those monsters, Bad Inc sent out a Giant Fruit Pie monster, which somehow triggered Kimo's phobia of Fruit Pies and caused him to run off!" Booma said, much to Kimo's shame. "I felt so dishonorable about that!" Kimo admitted shamefully. "Let me guess, that fear of Fruit Pies was caused by a similar incident to Mamoo's fear of dumplings, right?" Lincoln asked. "Something like that, though the differences are that it happened at a pie factory we were visiting when we were younger, I accidentally fell into the fruit mix, got stuck in a pie tin, and was incredibly close to getting tossed into a burning hot oven, until my cries for help got the attention of Wisdom-san and the security guards, who was able to stop the pie machine in time to save me, though I was obviously traumatized by that incident!" Kimo said shamefully. "Thankfully, after using the same advice that Kimo gave to me about my fear of dumplings, Booma and I were able to convince him that he was letting his own fear get the better of him, especially since one of his favorite foods, pizza, is often referred to as a pie, which allowed us to work together to defeat the Giant Fruit Pie monster by pulling it apart and eat it piece by piece!" Mamoo said. "Yeah, I still remember the taste of that Fruit Pie monster, it was delicious!" Booma said while smacking his lips. "And a most honorable victory for us!" Kimo said. "At least you guys were able to easily conquer your fears for good! Mine and Aurachnid-san's respective fears aren't the kind of fear that are permanently overcome!" Sakura said.
As soon as she said that, Hornetilla stung Aquarion Sumo again, this time leaving her stinger within an inch of Sakura's face. That caused Sakura to squeal in fright so much that she peed herself again. "CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GET RID OF THIS FLYING AKUMA (Devil) BEFORE I END UP FLOODING MY COCKPIT!?" Sakura begged. "We'll get the bug!" Malloy said as Aquarion Spada thrusted it's sword at Hornetilla, which didn't damage the insect much, but annoyed her enough turn her attention towards the Mecha and remove her stinger from Aquarion Sumo before flying off to attack Aquarion Spada, which repeatedly blocked the mutant Hornet's stinger with it sword in a fencing style. Suddenly, Hornetilla was bathed in a Grue colored light. In fact, so were the rest of Mutant Hornets. "Wait, what's happening?" Miss Mister asked as the Hornets were zapped with electricity, this combined with the light caused them to de mutate back into normal Asian Giant Hornets.
Which were then eaten one-by-one by a pair of Honey Buzzards that happened to fly by. "NO!" Miss Mister said upon seeing that as everyone looked to see Electraginconia and Rattribolichog. "Oh, hi, Electra!" Nagi said upon recognizing the Aureolin-colored Alebrije. "Rattribolichog, you're here!" Conerrapingo said, recognizing her cousin. "Cousin Conerrapingo, is that you?!" Rattribolichog asked in shock as he noticed his cousin in the form of Jalissa's helmet. "Yeah, it's a long story, we'll talk later." Conerrapingo said. "Man, look at this damage! Good thing I'm here!" A voice said as Kearangtopus appeared and saw Aquarion Sumo. "Kearangtopus?!" The Alebrijes all asked at once. "Yeah, I found him after finding Rattribolichog, which reminds me, we need to talk later about something we may have discovered concerning the shockwave!" Electraginconia said.
"Okay?" Ronnie Anne said in confusion. "In the meantime..." Kearangtopus said, using his tentacles on Aquarion Sumo. Upon touching the damaged areas with his tentacles, Kearangtopus had transferred Beige-colored energy onto those areas, causing the damage done to Aquarion Sumo to start reversing itself. "It's working!" Prima said, seeing the read out. "And while that's happening!" Electraginconia said as she and Rattribolichog repeated the process on Bad Inc's other mutated animals, starting with Scorpiossus, who reverted into a regular scorpion, Elephantusk, who reverted back into a regular male African Elephant, Sealodoom, who reverted back into the Seal of Approval, Lizardrake, who reverted into a tiny lizard, Mothazillion, who reverted into a tiny clothes moth, and Tardigrandus, who reverted into a near microscopic regular Tardigrade that's surrounded by a ball of light to identify where it is. "Wretchedness Times A Thousa! Now, I've got no more monsters left!" Doctor Stinger complained. "I wouldn't be so sure, Doctor Stinger, cause there's something big erupting from the sewers!" B.S. said while pointing to where a huge monster, which had lavender-colored skin with a purple belly, five eyes on stalks, a long tail ending in a suction cup, six tentacles for legs and feet, a pig-like nose, and a big mouth filled with razor-sharp teeth erupted from beneath the sewers while growing out six big bat-like wings from its back. "WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT THING?!" Booma asked in shock upon seeing the new monster. "Hey, I remember that creature! That's my lost monster Tenticlon! I've created it through genetic manipulation, but I thought it was lost forever after I've accidentally dropped and broke the jar it was in and then fell into a water drain before I could get it enlarged!" Doctor Stinger said. "I'm guessing it not only survived, but must ended up in a far away toxic waste facility and mutated into its current form before finding his way back here!" He noted.
Tenticlon then climbed up into the Skyring just as LuchaPrime reconfigured. "We'd better deal with this thing and fast!" Ronnie Anne said. "Cross Fever!" The Battle Fever J called. That's when Battle Fever Robo, after crossing the knives three times, tosses it's twin Kunai into the body of Tenticlon, managing to wound it easily. "Let's finish this!" Lincoln called. "Right! Prime Victory!" The main eleven Lucharangers announced as energy gathered into LuchaPrime's Prime Blaster before it fired an energy beam made of all 11 of their colors. "Aquarion Trinity Graviton Buster!" Amata announced as Reizouko transformed back into the Quetzargentemnodon Mech, which then transformed into the Gravity Railcannon Aquarion and allowed itself to be caught by Aquarion EVOL, Aquarion Gepard, and Aquarion Spada before the three Aquarions charged the huge weapon with their energies and fired out a graviton sphere covered by the signature Aquarion triangle from it. "Peace!" Booma shouted. "Honor!" Kimo shouted. "And!" Shemo shouted. "Truth!" Mamoo shouted as Aquarion Sumo held its open hands together to charge up an energy sphere. "PHAT ENERGY WAVE!" The Sumos all shouted as Aquarion Sumo thrusted its open hands forwards and unleashed a white energy wave akin to the Kamehameha attack from the "Dragon Ball" franchise while having the three kanji representing Peace, Honor, And Truth surround said wave. "Denkoukken Rocketter!" The Battle Fever J announced, calling for the technique they used to take down Satan Egos.
As soon as Battle Fever Robo performed said technique and threw its electrified sword forwards, the attacks of the previous Mechas converged onto the sword and powered it up, right before it stabbed Tenticlon straight at the face, causing the monster to roar in pain and finally explode to oblivion, much to the chagrin of Bad Inc, especially Doctor Stinger. "Wretchedness Times Infinity! Tenticlon didn't even put up much of a fight!" Doctor Stinger complained. "HEY!" A voice called, making the Bad Inc. trio turn to see Electraginconia with an angry look on her eyes. "Which of you is Doctor Stinger?" She asked angrily, to which Miss Mister and BS immediately pointed to Dr. Stinger. That made Doctor Stinger chuckle nervously. "So you think you're funny, huh? Experimenting on innocent animals?" Electraginconia asked as electricity surrounded her body. "Well let's see you laugh at this!" She said, zapping Dr. Stinger.
That caused a pile of clothes, a hump-shaped metal suit with a hatch, and some prosthetic limbs to seen where Doctor Stinger used to be, right before the hatch opened up to reveal Doctor Stinger himself, now in the form of Raspy River Stingray a.k.a. Mosaic Stingray, the smallest species of freshwater stingray, who is struggling to breathe due to having gills and all. "*Gasp!* Can't *Gasp!* Breathe! *Gasp!* Must *Gasp!* Find *Gasp!* Water!" Doctor Stinger said as the mad scientist turned stingray struggled to breathe, right before he found a nearby somehow intact aquarium tank filled with water, prompting him to use his tail and fins to jump up and dive into the water, allowing him to breathe in the water in relief. "Ah, that's better!" Doctor Stinger said. "Well, we're out of here! Come, Gremlock, let-WHERE'S GREMLOCK!?" Lujuria asked, looking around, noticing the Gremlin wasn't around. "I think I saw him escaping out of a portal when Tenticlon tried to surface." BS told them. "Are You Freaking Kidding Me?!" Lujuria asked in frustration. Suddenly sirens filled the air as police cars surrounded the Bad Inc trio, Pecadiablos, and Shockwing. "Uh oh, Shockwing!" Lujuria said. "On it!" Shockwing said, using his Dimension Hopper to open a portal back to their world which they slipped through, leaving the Bad Inc trio to face the music.
Suddenly sirens filled the air as police cars surrounded the Bad Inc trio, Pecadiablos, and Shockwing. "Uh oh, Shockwing!" Lujuria said. "On it!" Shockwing said, using his Dimension Hopper to open a portal back to their world which Lujuria , Shockwing, and Belphesnore slipped through, leaving the Bad Inc trio to face the music. "Stinger..." Miss Mister said to the mad scientist turned stingray in a tank. "Yes, Miss Mister?" Doctor Stinger asked. "YOU'RE FIRED!" Miss Mister angrily yelled. "Yes, Miss Mister." Doctor Stinger said in disappointment. "And That Goes For You Too, B.S.!" Miss Mister said to B.S., much to the latter's disappoint. "Yes, Miss Mister." B.S. said as he and Miss Mister raised their hands up while the police came out their cars and handcuffed them both. "Question, is my transformation into a stingray permanent or temporary?" Doctor Stinger asked Electrangiconia as the police picked up the aquarium tank he was in. "Definitely temporary, since my power to turn people into animals or sometimes plants only last an hour without me having to zap them a second time to return to normal, though the change didn't include your clothes or your prosthetics, so you'd definitely end up naked and handless upon changing back!" Electrangiconia said. "In that case, I hope they give me prison clothes!" Doctor Stinger said with a shudder. "Well, what do you know! Looks like karma has finally caught up to Bad Inc, ain't it right, Miss Mister?" Mamoo asked. "And we would have finally conquered the entire world if it weren't for those meddling interdimensional do-gooders and you Stupid Dupid Sumos!" Miss Mister said angrily. "That's Super Duper Sumos to you, Ma'am!" Booma said as Miss Mister, B.S., and Stinger were loaded into the police cars. "And I've still got you to take to the Afterlife Nexus!" Emizel said as he put the Soul Orb that is Genghis Fangis into his pocket.
Later...
Everyone was at the Super Duper Sumos' thankfully restored thanks to Axolota's powers apartment building, celebrating their victory over Bad Inc and the arrest of Miss Mister and her goons. "And there!" Aya said, putting the finishing touches on a pair of Beauty Enhancement Potions, handing them to Prima and Toshiko. "All you have to do is drink them." Aya said. "Really? Sugoi!" Toshiko said. "Now, are you sure you don't want want one, Shemo?" Aya asked. "I'm truthfully sure! Since you've mentioned it includes weight loss, then I'm better off without it, cause I'm proud to be a big fat sumo! Besides, my own breasts are big enough as they are anyways!" Shemo said. "Yeah, that's fair." Aya shrugged as Prima and Toshiko uncorked the potions and drank them. As soon as that happened, both girls got covered in a bright pink light as Prima immediately blossomed into a D-Cup while Toshiko blossomed into an E-Cup. Once the light has died down, Prima and Toshiko looked at their newly grown breasts in astonishment. "Impressive, isn't it? And it looks like you girls aren't the only ones pleased by the results." Aya said, pointing to Logan and Yoichi.
That's when both boys were seen blushing and stammering at their girlfriends' new looks. This made Prima and Toshiko laugh. "Thanks for loaning me some clothes, Frida-chan, this should bide me some time until I get home." Sakura said from behind the door of a bathroom while Frida was outside, frantically scratching her back. "You're welcome, and sorry I don't have any shorts or pants to give you, since I don't usually wear those underneath my skirt anyway!" Frida said while scratching her back. "Callie, help me out here, this thing is driving me crazy!" Frida whispered to her Alebrije partner as Sakura stepped out of the bathroom wearing a skirt like Frida's. "That's fine, Frida-chan." She said. Sakura then noticed Callocelotarling scratching Frida's back for some reason. "Are you okay?" Sakura asked. "Yeah, I'm fine, it's just this stupid bra my Dad's making me wear! The day after you guys left, he and my mom took my sisters and I bra shopping and they're driving us crazy!" Frida explained, slipping the shoulder of her shirt down, showing a light blue strap.
That made the girls who have already taken the beauty enhancement potion, more specifically Jalissa, Aya, and Sakura, gasp in shock and appall. "Why On Earth Did Your Parents Do That To You?!" Sakura, Aya, and Jalissa asked in shock. "She tried protesting, but Mr. Suarez was having none of it." Callocelotarling said. "Yeah! Apparently, my Dad doesn't like the idea of me going around without a bra on, saying it's indecent and dangerous for me to do so, especially when around boys! And my Mom ain't any better, saying that it's unbecoming of women to be seen without a bra on, especially when their nipples are seen poking through their shirts, even though I pointed out the fact that men have nipples too!" Frida complained, making the girls, specifically the ones who hate bras to begin with, groan in annoyance.
"Seriously?!" Sakura asked angrily. "What's her deal?" Booma asked Lincoln. "Sakura hates bras, she even has a code with her friends Himawari and Tsubaki that goes 'If it's flawless, go braless'." Lincoln explained. "Really? Why?" Shemo asked. "Apparently, as Sakura explained to us a while ago, she and her best friends don't see bras as a mandatory item and they don't like the idea of their breasts being compressed by those things, since it's like restricting their own freedom!" Lincoln said. "With Bikini tops being an obvious exception since unlike regular bras, they're required, and also they're not as constrictive, especially the ones that have adjustable straps on the back." Sakura said. "I never wore a bikini before! Heck, the swimsuits I usually wear are one-piece swimsuits, but getting what you mean!" Frida said while still scratching her back. "If you guys want, I can ask my mom to make bikinis for all of you! She already made some for Ronnie Anne, Sid, and Nikki!" Jalissa offered.
"Oh, definitely!" Carlota said. "So, what should I do about the bra I'm wearing? Seriously, it's so unbearably itchy that I can't stand it anymore!" Frida asked while still scratching her back. "Just take it off." Sakura said. "But what about-" Frida said. "Just leave them to us. Shin-kun, I need an Aurora Curtain to Miracle City ASAP!" Sakura said. "Uh, sure, Sakura-chan!" Shintomaru said nervously. "Aquene-chan, we're going to need your Dream Powers for this situation!" Sakura told Aquene. "Sure thing!" Aquene said as Shintomaru opened an Aurora Curtain. "What are they up to?" Kimo asked in confusion. "I don't know, but I'm afraid of finding out!" Lincoln said. "Don't worry, Lincoln-kun! We're just planning on a little something to make Frida-chan's parents change their minds about having Frida-chan and her Oneechans wear bras!" Sakura said.
"The fact that whatever you're planning requires Aquene's powers is concerning." Lincoln noted. "And what exactly is Aquene's power?" Shemo asked. "Due to my partnership with Mantha here, I have powers over dreams." Aquene said. "Just try not to go too crazy please, I'm annoyed at this, but they're still my parents!" Frida requested, realizing what the Alebrije of Dreams was saying. "Okay! I understand! Question, though, do your parents have anything in particular they're both afraid of?" Stomantha asked. "I heard one time ago that they're both afraid of ducks and geese for some reason!" Frida answered. That made everyone blink at Frida in confusion. "Yeah, I don't get it either." She said. "Well, Geese are understandable, since they're not exactly the most peaceful birds." Lisa noted.
"Especially when you consider the Canada Goose!" She added. "That species alone is extremely territorial, especially when their nests are involved." Lisa said. "What about ducks, though?" Aurachnid asked. "They're not known for being aggressive as geese are, but they can be aggressive if they need to be, especially when their ducklings are in danger!" Lisa said. "Makes sense." Aurachnid said. "Say, aren't we forgetting something? Like the Mountain Brothers who got away?" Booma asked. "Oh yeah! I did talk to Ryusei about it once I went to the other world to tell him about the Mountain Brothers, but he decided to go contact their mother first! Plus, I haven't heard from the Kujaku Candroid about the Mountain Brothers' whereabouts yet!" Shintomaru realized. "Don't worry, guys! It took me a while, but I've just caught them, which is a good reason why I chose to stay behind while you all went to the Sumos' universe!" Pazuzu said through the comm link. "Thanks, Pazuzu-san!" Shintomaru said. "I'd better send Ryusei-san to your location!" He added, as Pazuzu is seen with the Kujaku Candroid while holding the Mountain Brothers as they were wrapped together in ropes. "Take your time, these fools aren't going anywhere." Pazuzu said. "Does anyone else find this version of Pazuzu more terrifying than the one from The Excorsist?" Tafelberg asked his brothers.
"I would say yes!" Orestes said. "Same here!" Kazan said as an Aurora Curtain opened up to allow not only Ryusei to enter through it, but also an African American woman in her 50's, the latter of which the Mountain Brothers immediately recognized in fright to the point of gasping. "Thank you for the assistance, Pazuzu-san, greatly appreciated." Ryusei said. "You're welcome, Ryusei!" Pazuzu said. "By the way, who's that with you?" He asked, referring to the African American in her 50's "SOMEONE WHO'S SCARIER THAN BOTH YOU AND THE MOVIE PAZUZU COMBINED WHEN ANGRY!" The Mountain Brothers said in fright. "AKA, their mother." Ryusei said. "Oh, that makes sense!" Pazuzu noted as the woman, now identified as the Mountain Brothers' mother, came towards the Mountain Brothers and angrily slapped them across their faces. "KAZAN! ORESTES! TAFELBERG! HOW DARE Y'ALL GET YOURSELVES INTO A LIFE OF CRIME! I THOUGHT I'VE RAISED YOU THREE BETTER THAN THAT!" The Mountain Brothers' mother asked angrily.
"But, Mother, we were dangerously low on food and money!" Tafelberg said in fright. "And we send a lot of our time in the wilderness, so we don't have much options, especially since we were that desperate to survive and we can't just rely on wild boar, deer, fish, and pheasant meat all the time!" Orestes said. "Plus, the mugging people for their money thing was mostly Kazan's idea!" He added, making Kazan chuckle nervously. "Well, at least we didn't kill the people we mugged and robbed, since we don't want to be charged for murder and all!" Kazan said nervously, right before the Mountain Brothers' mother slapped him across the face again. "That still doesn't excuse y'all for committing those crimes to begin with! And I recently heard from this nice young man that you three were working for this Foundation X organization? What were you three thinking?!" The Mountain Brothers' mother asked angrily. "Okay, to be honest, we only joined just to avoid getting caught by the authorities, especially since we were getting a little tired of being on the run in the wilderness and all!" Kazan admitted.
"I am extremely disappointed in you three!" The Mother said. "You have every right to be, ma'am, just let me and my colleagues take it from here, we'll make sure they are punished to the fullest extent of the law." Ryusei said. That made the Mountain Brothers gulp in fright. "What would our punishment be?" Tafelberg asked. "Depends on what the judge says! Of course, since you three never committed murder, I think it would be either a few years of imprisonment or possibly community service!" Ryusei said. "Of course, there's your mother here to consider if your sentence is finished." He added. That made the Mountain Brothers gulp in fright. "Yeah, that's right, boys! Should you finish whatever sentence they'll give ya, I'm gonna make you stay at my home, do my chores, and find y'all proper honest jobs under my supervision! Believe me, I'm gonna watch y'all like a hawk!" The Mountain Brothers' mother said. "Is That Understood?!" She asked, making the Mountain Brothers say "Yes, Mother, Dear!" in defeat.
"Why couldn't you boys have been like this fellow?" The mother asked, pointing to Ryusei as he slapped handcuffs on the Mountain Brothers. He then led the Mountain Brothers and their mother back through the Aurora Curtain. "Seriously, boys, when your father hears about this, he will flip his wig!" The Mountain Brothers' mother said as the Aurora Curtain closed.
Back with the others...
"So, then, girls, shall we?" Sakura asked the other girls as Shintomaru has already opened up an Aurora Curtain leading to the El Tigre universe. "Gladly!" They said. They then went through the Aurora Curtain while the boys looked rather nervous. "I hope they know what they're doing, Chief Suarez isn't exactly the most agreeable type." Manny said. "How so?" Booma asked. "Where do I even begin?" Manny asked. "He mainly distrusts me, believing me to be a bad influence, and mainly it may be overprotection of Frida! Though, another reason for his distrust towards me could be because of how he lost his left eye in a raid that I was involved in at the time!" Manny explained. Everyone winced at that. "Yeah! And I really didn't mean for that to happen to begin with!" Manny said. "The Chief must be holding a bigger grudge than Booma's appetite!" Mamoo noted. "And that's saying something!" Kimo said. "Yeah, speaking of which, I'm already starting to get so hungry, that I can eat a billion Burgers right now!" Booma said, perking Lynn Jr's interest. "Uh oh." Lincoln said recognizing the look on his immediate older sister's face.
With the girls...
They managed to reach Frida's house. There, they looked through the window and see Emiliano and his wife Carmela sitting together on the couch watching TV. "Okay, so what's the plan?" Aquene asked. "I'll use one of Coney's Tricky Buds to put those two to sleep, literally, which should allow you and Mantha to use your Dream Powers on them!" Jalissa suggested. "What are..." "...You doing?" Two voices asked, making everyone turn to see Anita and Nikkita with the Suarez Family dogs on leashes. "Oh, hey, Anita, Nikita! Don't worry, they're with me!" Frida said. "They have a plan to get Mom and Dad to finally agree to let us not have to wear these annoying bras." She explained, much to her sisters' relief. "*Phew!* That is..." Anita said. "A relief!" Nikita said. "You do not know how..." Anita said. "Unbearably itchy those bras are!" Nikita said. "Not to mention how tight..." Anita said. "They are on our huge breasts!" Nikita finished in complaint as they started scratching their backs. "How does mom..." "...Even wear these things?!" They asked. "I hear you girls, that's why my best friends from Japan and I came up with the code 'If it's flawless, go braless', and if you see my friends, you'd understand better." Sakura said.
"Really?" Anita and Nikita asked in surprise. "Yeah, in fact one of those friends is my cousin, and due to our Kitsune DNA, the girls in our family tend to be early bloomers." Yui said. "A similar thing can be said for Tsubaki, since she's Subaru's cousin, and the girls of their family tend to be early bloomers too, due to their Tanuki DNA!" Nikki said. "As for me, well, actually, the woman in my family are total opposites, late bloomers, which made feel rather sensitive towards my lack of development until I took that Beauty Enhancement Potion!" Sakura said. "Of course it also came with the bonus of reacting to my fairy DNA allowing me to grow my wings!" She added, allowing her wings to unfurl. "Then, why do you..." Anita said. "Hate bras so much..." Nikita said. "Since you..." Anita said. "Weren't originally well-endowed?" Nikita asked in confusion. "Because, I see bras as pointless items that seem to be designed to oppress girls with their tightness and all!" Sakura explained. "With the exception of Bikini tops." She added.
"Though, that's mainly because, while there isn't any actual laws against being braless, it is illegal for women to go completely topless in public, especially at the pool or the beach! Plus, Bikini tops aren't very constrictive, if you know what I mean!" Sakura noted. "Yeah, that's..." "...A fair point." Anita and Nikkita said. "So, what's..." "The plan?" They asked. "Jalissa-chan?" Sakura asked. "Right!" Jalissa said as she and Conerrapingo used their Nature powers to produce a Tricky Bud. "One blast of pollen from this and they will fall asleep faster than a person on anesthesia!" Conerrapingo said. "And that would allow me and Mantha to use our dream powers to inflict them with a nightmare!" Aquene said. As soon as she said that, she and Stomantha turned into Lavender colored mist which along with the vine for Jalissa's bud snuck under the door before a puff of pollen hit Emiliano and Carmela in the face, knocking them both out, allowing the mists to flow into their ears.
Within the dreamscape of Emiliano and Carmela, they were in a literal field of flowers. Unbeknownst to either of them, Aquene and Stomantha appeared in a flash of mist. "Alright, how do we do this?" Aquene asked. "Let's start by having two ducks appear, followed by a goose, and then increase the numbers of each bird!" Stomantha suggested. "Works for me." Aquene said, waving her hand as some lavender mist swirled around before forming into a pair of Mallard Ducks. That caused both Emiliano and Carmela to gasp in shock and horror. "Duck!" Emiliano said in fright. "Duck!" Carmela said in fright, right before a Canada Goose suddenly showed up. "GOOSE!" Emiliano and Carmela shouted in fright. Suddenly, a swarm of both ducks and geese appeared. "And just to drive the point home..." Aquene said, waving her hand, causing signs to appear on the birds' backs, some with the classic red circle with a diagonal line through it over a bra, others with the words 'If it's flawless, go braless'. "What's happening, Emiliano?" Carmela asked in fright. "I don't know, Mi Amor!" Emiliano said in equal fright. Then, the Ducks and Geese started standing up and flapping their wings in preparation to attack.
"Oh No! Now they're gonna attack and injure us with their wings!" Carmela said in fright. "Just like the time back when we were five-year-olds who accidentally knocked down their nests, which happened in separate incidents since those happened was long before we even met each other in College!" Emiliano said as he and Carmela hugged each other in fright. "Wait, what's with the signs on their backs?" Carmela asked in confusion as Aquene fired some more mist which formed into a window that showed what Frida and her sisters were saying before about the bras their parents were making them wear. "Wait, is this about the bras we bought and had them wear?!" Emiliano asked in confusion. "But, it's traditional for girls to start wearing bras at that age, to mark their coming of age as a woman and to protect their breasts from sagging and getting hurt as well as teach girls about proper decency! Why would our own daughters hate bras so much?!" Carmela asked in confusion. The window switched to Sakura explaining her distaste for bras.
"That's the reason behind all this?!" Emiliano and Carmela asked in shock and confusion. "Even with the exception of Bikini tops." Carmela said. "And how come I never knew that there's no law against girls being braless, since I'm a judge and all?" She asked in confusion. "Or me?" Emiliano asked.
Outside...
Everyone was waiting as the lavender mist traveled back out. "That should be good for tonight, if they're still giving you girls problems, just call us!" Aquene said. "Good!" Frida said. "Gracias" Anita and Nikita said. "By the way, I also got to see into their memories, where I found this picture of your parents in their younger years!" Aquene said, pulling out a picture of Emiliano and Carmela as they were seen in the background of a flashback in the episode A Mother's Glove. "Wait, is that our Dad, wearing a leather jacket and boots, with Blue hair like mine, but in the form of a Mohawk?!" Frida asked upon noticing her father's college look, especially noticing his hair being colored Blue instead of Black like his present self. "Oh, we're going to have to have..." "...A serious talk about this with him!" Anita and Nikkita said.
That made the rest of the girls chuckle. "Speaking of hair, Frida-chan, I was wondering, did you dye your hair blue or is it actually a natural color?" Sakura asked. "I would definitely say the latter, since I was actually born with Blue hair!" Frida answered, much to the surprise of the rest of the girls. "Yeah..." "...It's true. We were wondering..." "...about it since she was born. And now that we see this..." "...we have some questions for our Dad." Anita and Nikkita said. "I see! Question, are there any other family members of yours that also have blue hair?" Sakura asked. "Well, now that you mention it, I do remember once finding this photo of Grandmami Suarez, who gave me my goggles, and she had blue hair." Frida said. "Really? Those goggles of yours are from your grandmother?" Jalissa asked. "Yeah, my Grandmami wore them back when she used to be a Biplane bandit known as The Blue Bandit, who stole from the rich and gave to the poor!" Frida explained. "You mean like Robin Hood?" Ronnie Anne asked. "Yep!" Frida confirmed. "Any chance of meeting her?" Sid asked with interest, causing the Suarez Sisters to shake their heads. "Unfortunately..." "You Can't!" Anita and Nikita said sadly. "Why not?" Nikki asked. "She... Passed away a few years ago! It's one of the main reasons why my goggles so precious to me!" Frida said before shedding a tear. "Plus the lenses are prescription." She added.
"But, you can see just fine and I've never seen you put them over your eyes to begin with!" Callocelotarling pointed out. "True, but, sometimes I need to put them over my eyes in order to see tiny things up close better like small insects and stuff!" Frida explained. "Oh." Callocelotarling noted. "We're so sorry to hear about the loss of your grandmother, Frida!" Dodge said. "Thanks." Frida said. "Believe me, I was very sad that Grandmami died a few years ago, especially since I wanted to be like her with her outgoing and spunky attitude after she gave me the goggles!" She added. "But, like Grandmami told me, I shouldn't let tragic things get me down all the time!" Frida said with a smile. "I know what you mean, if it weren't for my Obachan and Lincoln-kun, I don't know where I'd be after my parents' and Onichan's deaths, especially after learning that my Mama was pregnant at the time." Sakura said.
"Yeah, we do..." "Feel sorry about that last part!" Anita and Nikita said. "Yeah, that Cerberion is a real bad dog, unlike these two!" Frida said, pointing to her family's dogs Holster and Diesel. "Yeah, our dad..." "...trained Holster and Diesel here to be the best K9's in the department. As well as..." "...the best dogs our family could have asked for!" Anita and Nikkita said. "Though, they have a tendency to be rather viscous towards others, including me, and, to my annoyance, they like to chew on my goggles whenever they get the chance!" Frida said. "But I don't hold it against them." She added. Holster and Diesel simply barked at that.
"They certainly are loyal pets, that's for sure!" Aya noted. "Do you have any other pets besides Holster and Diesel?" Jalissa asked. "Well, we also have our family's pet cat Margarita, who got fixed by Dr. Eugene L. Butterman so that she can't fart anymore, but unfortunately, she keeps inflating like a balloon and floating like one too!" Frida said as she pointed up to a rope wear everyone saw a female gray cat with white marks on her muzzle, paws, and tail tip, a red bow on top of her head, and a red collar with a golden diamond-shaped cat license around her neck, who's body is severely inflated like a blimp and is floating up in the air like a helium balloon, with the rope connected to her collar being the only thing that's keeping her from floating off into stratosphere. "Nani?!" Sakura asked in shock. "Can't you get your cat unfixed, because it looks like she might explode if she keeps inflating like that!" Jalissa said.
"Although I bet Lori wishes such an operation could be done on her, and Lynn definitely needs one." Aya muttered. "*Sigh!* Better bring in Electra and Cala to undo that cat's condition!" Sid said. "Might want to bring in Mepho just in case." Ronnie Anne added. "Good idea!" Becky noted. Sakura then dialed her phone to call Shintomaru. "Moshi Moshi?" Shintomaru said, answering his phone. "Oh, hey, Sakura-chan, you are not going to believe this, but shortly after you girls left, Lynn-neechan challenged Booma-san to a Burger eating contest!" He said. "Nani?!" Sakura asked in shock. "Yeah, and get this, Lynn-neechan is actually starting to slow down, while Booma-san is eating like a trash compactor!" Shintomaru said. As he said, everyone that didn't come with the girls to the El Tigre universe was at the Burpin' Burger, where Booma and Lynn Jr were seen eating from two huge heaping piles of burgers, with the former eating his pile without stopping while the latter was starting to reach her limit on her pile. "*Groan!* Too... Much... Beef!" Lynn Jr said as she was starting to feel literally sick to her stomach. "It's pretty crazy over here." Shintomaru said.
As he said that, Booma had just finished up his burger pile while Lynn Jr's burger pile still had exactly five million burgers left. "And, because he finished up all of his burgers first, the newcomer Booma is the winner of the Burpin' Burger Eating Contest!" Andre, the Manager of the Burpin' Burger, announced as he presented Booma a huge golden trophy that's shaped like a jumbo fast food drink cup with two handles on the sides and a burger-shaped decoration on the bottom. "This Burpin' Burger Trophy also doubles as a drinking cup that you can fill up with any drink here, at home, or anyplace else!" Andre explained, much to Booma's delight. "Woohoo! Totally Awesome!" Booma said as he took the Burpin' Burger Trophy. Lynn Jr, on the other hand, wasn't taking her loss all too well. "I Lost?! To A Sumo?! NOOOOOOO!" Lynn Jr said in horror. "Oh boy, Lynn is having a freakout!" Lincoln said.
"What's going on now?" Reizouko asked in confusion. "Trust me when I say Lynn isn't exactly the most graceful loser...or winner for that matter!" Lincoln said, hiding behind Reizouko. Lynn Jr then started hyperventilating in panic. "This can't be happening! I won a burger challenge against a Ninja Turtle, yet I was outmatched in appetite by a Sumo?! This Day Can't Get Any Worse!" Lynn Jr said in panic as she then started punching away the pile of burgers that were still on her table, right before her belly, which was bloated from all the burgers she ate, started rumbling violently, much to Lynn's chagrin. "Oh No! I'm Gonna Puke!" Lynn Jr said before her face turned green and her cheeks bulged up, prompting her to dash right into the Burpin' Burger restaurant itself, enter the girls' bathroom, and then loudly throw up in one of the toilets "BLEEEEEEEEEGH!". "I'm glad we chose to have the contest in your universe instead of ours, Lincoln, because if we have it there and your sister Lynn threw up in one of the bathrooms in our apartment building, I don't think the landlady would be all too thrilled about having to clean that up!" Prima said to Lincoln. "Would anyone?" Lincoln asked.
"Good point!" Prima noted. "*Sigh!* Well, I knew that our fourth eldest sibling's stomach had its own limitations, I just didn't know what those limitations are until now!" Lisa noted. "I think we should have her taken to the hospital after she's done puking, dudes!" Luna said. "A good suggestion, third eldest sibling! Plus, I'm sure our mother would give her a lecture about eating more than she should!" Lisa said. Sakura sighed in annoyance after hearing all this. "Lynn-neechan, you Baka!" Sakura muttered in annoyance. "Yeah, sorry you heard all that! Anyway, Sakura-chan, what are you calling about?" Shintomaru asked. "Oh right, it's a bit difficult to explain, but we need Electra-chan, Cala-chan, and, just in case, Mepho-san over here." Sakura said. "I'm not even going to ask." Shintomaru said. "You might want to hurry it up, cause Margarita might inflate further and possibly explode, and if that happens, the end result would be described as bloody and gory!" Ronnie Anne warned. "Who's Margarita?" Shintomaru asked in confusion. "Frida-chan's family cat!" Sakura said. "Well why would a cat-you know what I don't want to know, Mepho-san, Electra-chan, they're calling for you and Cala-chan!" Shintomaru told the Alebrijes of Gas and Life.
"Really?" Mephoatzeal asked. "Why?" Electrangiconia asked in confusion. "Let's just say it involves Frida-chan's family pet cat for some reason!" Shintomaru answered. "A cat?" The two Alebrijes asked in confusion. "Oh you mean Margarita?" Manny asked. "You know that cat, Manny?" Mephoatzeal asked in confusion. "Yeah." Manny said. "She's the Suarez family's pet cat, who got fixed by Dr Eugene L. Butterman so that she wouldn't fart anymore, but, unfortunately, that caused her to constantly inflate like a balloon every time she tries to fart but couldn't!" Manny said, much to the shock and outrage of the Alebrijes present, especially Electrangiconia. "WHAT?! DOESN'T THAT IDIOTIC DOCTOR REALIZE THAT KIND OF SURGERY IS ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL THAT CAT?!" Electrangiconia asked angrily. Suddenly, she started crackling with electricity. "Uh, sis? Could you please calm down before you end up turning everyone in the restaurant into tadpoles or something?" Cristeiroceros asked nervously.
"I'll calm her down!" Euryzinophis said as he flew over to his girlfriend. "It's alright my darling, you don't need to work yourself up, I know you're upset, and you have every right to be." The Alebrije of Death said. "Yeah! And besides, together, we can help that poor cat before the worse happens!" Calarramenis said as she flew over to the scene. "And here's an idea, Electra, if you happen to see Dr. Eugene L. Butterman, you can turn him into a Duck for all your troubles!" Manny suggested mischievously. "Why a Duck?" Mephoatzeal asked in confusion. "Because that Doctor is a Quack!" Manny joked, causing Luan and Kimo to laugh hysterically upon getting the joke. Electraginconia calmed down as the electricity disappeared. "Oh, thank goodness, she calmed down!" Cristeroiceros said in relief. "Okay, Manny, you've got yourself a deal!" Electrangiconia said with a smile on her face. "Shintomaru, open up one of those curtain things and ask Frida where this Butterman guy lives!" She said.
"Of course!" Shintomaru said as he opened up an Aurora Curtain leading to the El Tigre universe. Through which the Alebrije all flew. Upon arriving at the location of the Suarez home, Electrangiconia and the other Alebrijes gasped at the current state of Margarita the cat. "Oh my." Calarramenis said. "Poor kitty!" Mephoatzeal said. "After I turn that Butterman guy into a duck, we ought to pump him full of gas and see how he likes it!" Electraginconia said angrily, electricity once again crackling through her body. "Easy now, my love! That would end up actually killing the guy, and you don't want to end up committing murder, right?" Euryzinophis pointed out. Electraginconia groaned in annoyance as the electricity disappeared. "Let's just save the cat first, then find Butterman!" Calarramenis said. "Fine." Electraginconia said.
"So, wear exactly did that Doctor 'fix' Margarita at?" Calarramenis asked Frida. "Where else? Her butthole!" Frida answered. That made the Alebrijes shudder in disgust. "Good thing I'm here, based on what I'm seeing, there's enough gas in that cat to blanket Miracle City in the world's most disgusting fog for at least 6 months!" Mephoatzel estimated. "EWWWWWWW!" The girls said in disgust. "We'd better get up there!" Electraginconia said. Then, Electrangiconia, Calarramenis, and Mephoatzeal flew up to the floating inflated cat. "Alright then, Mephoatzeal, when Electrangiconia and I use our combined powers on Margarita, you use your Gas powers to convert her imminent flatulence into a gas that's neither stinky nor dangerous!" Calarramenis said. "Methane is naturally odorless, it being the bacteria that produces that awful smell, dilute it with some oxygen and nitrogen, we should be good on that front." Mephoatzel said.
"Great! Thanks for the info!" Electrangiconia said. "Now then, Surgery Reversal!" She and Calarramenis shouted as they fired out Aureolin and Vanilla-colored energy beams at Margarita's rear end, causing the cat to finally release all of the gas that was built up inside her body while flying around and deflating like a balloon losing air. While that was going on, Mephoatzel was using his powers on what came out. That caused the clouds of methane gas to get turned into more harmless breathable gas. "Thank goodness, we don't have to suffocate from cat farts!" Yui said as Margaritas completely deflated to the size of a normal house cat before falling, prompting Frida to go and catch the family cat before she could hit the ground. "Now that that's settled, can somebody please tell me where this Butterman guy lives? I'd like a word with him." Electraginconia said. "Even better, I'll show you to his office!" Frida said.
Later...
Dr. Eugene L. Butterman was at his Veterinarian Office, doing some dusting around the place. When someone knocked at the door. "Hello?" He asked, opening the door, only to see no one. "Hmmm, that's weird. Nobody seems be here." Dr. Eugene L. Butterman noted. "Wait, why do I have a metallic taste in my mouth?" He asked as Electraginconia flew up behind him, electricity crackling throughout her body. "Hello." She said in an eerie voice. As soon as he heard that, Dr. Eugene L. Butterman turned and saw the Alebrije of Life, much to his own shock and confusion. "Oh, can I help you?" He asked. "Yeah, somebody told me about you sealing up a cat's butthole so that she wouldn't fart anymore, right?" Electrangiconia asked, still using her eerie tone. "Yeah, why do you ask?" Dr. Butterman asked. "Well, in case you haven't realized, that surgical procedure is actually harmful to that cat, making her whole body inflate like a balloon every time she tries to fart, but cannot due to her butthole being sealed up, WHICH MEANS IT'S SLOWLY KILLING HER!" Electrangiconia answered angrily.
"Fortunately, my friends and I were able to undo what you did, unfortunately, at least for you, you're still in trouble with me, because you are a Quack, and you know what else is a Quack?" She asked, zapping Dr. Butterman with her electricity. As that happened, in place of Dr. Eugene L. Butterman, a pile of clothes and a male Mallard Duck wearing glasses was seen. "The sound of a Duck." Electraginconia said. Then, upon looking at the mirror, the glasses-wearing Mallard Duck, clearly a transformed Dr. Eugene L. Butterman, looked at a nearby mirror and said "*Quack!* Oh dear. Looks like I have to cancel my appointment." in his usual monotone manner. "Don't worry, the transformation is only temporary, but if I ever find out you did something that puts an animal's life in danger willingly again, the results won't be pretty!" Electraginconia warned before flying out through the roof.
After that happened, Dr. Eugene L. Butterman hopped up over to his land phone and dialed down the number of one of his clients. "Hey, it's Dr. Eugene L. Butterman. I'm afraid I'm going to cancel tonight's appointment on the account that some magical creature snuck into my office and turned me into a Mallard Duck for something I've done to the Suarez family's pet cat!" Dr. Eugene L. Butterman said, causing a random burst of laughter to be heard from the other end of the line, much to his chagrin.
Back With The Others...
"Hey, Reizouko, Toshiro, my brothers, sister, and I were talking, and we've decided to make the two of you honorary Super Duper Sumos!" Mamoo told Reizouko and Toshiro. "Honto ni?!" Reizouko and Toshiro asked with surprise. "I'm speaking nothing but the truth." Mamoo said. "In that case, I humbly accept the invitation!" Reizouko said. "As do I!" Toshiro said as he and Reizouko bow down in respect. At the same time, Nyansipo was showing Yoichi and Logan some of his male equivalent potions. "Type-1 gives you six pack abs, Type-2 makes you well endowed down there, and Type-3 does both, take your picks, fellas!" Nyansipo said. "We'll both take Type-3, if you don't mind!" Yoichi and Logan said at once, grabbing said potions before uncorking them and drinking them down, causing them both to get engulfed in a bright blue light as Logan gained the same type of muscle growth and noticable bulge as Andros while Yoichi gained the same type of muscle growth and noticable bulge as Cianán, Nyansipo, Charley, Liam, Rusty, and Zach. Once the light had died down, Logan and Yoichi looked at their new looks in astonishment while their respective girlfriends blushed and smiled lovingly at their boyfriends' new appearance. "W...Wow..." Prima and Toshiko said, fanning themselves frantically. "Those two certainly have the hots for their boyfriends now! *Chuckle!* Get it?" Luan joked, to which only Kimo laughed. "*Laugh!* I certainly got it!" Kimo said while everyone else groaned. As this was going on, the Tackle Eyecon approached Shigeru before sucking him inside. "Huh?" Shigeru asked in confusion. "Shigeru." A voice said, making him turn to see the Tackle Parka Ghost. "I...I just wanted you to know that I'm going to keep working hard and helping these people fight their enemies in any way I can." She said. "I'm glad to hear that, Yuriko-chan!" Shigeru said. If Parka Ghosts could blush, Tackle's face would be redder than her suit! "Arigato." She said before letting Shigeru out as everyone went about their business.
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